hollowayvious: >>145240381
Land of the ice and snow
>>145243681I dress like this and look like this btw
>>145243681>caveman dressing up like a civilian it looks so uncanny honestly
*sniffs*
>>145243659he looks good
>more screenshots of any finnish flag and unable to post about mmaYou are obsessed IC4
Topuriabros?
magomed called pereddit a SOI BOI at the press conferencehttps://youtu.be/KIu8faJzpzg?t=10520
What's up with these new shorts
>>145243836he should focus on the monster in front of him
>>145243659
Just
could topurio beat remember the name guy?
>que?
>>145243721>TopuriaMe>the roseThe breath of a man who has smelt Olivi's brapper
>>145243836shartkalaev wept as he left the octagon after the jan fight and wanted to retire
>>145243863>YOU WILL FUCK MY WIFE ILLIA AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
>>145243931that's a weird proxy through which do indulge in sexual fantasy. why wouldn't you just say >me and olivi's brapperb?
apparently a ONE athlete has been in a coma for a month now after a bad weight cut. they havent commented on it
>>145243681Quite a few people over there dress trendy now, only because of social media, otherwise they wouldn't have a clue what the west is doing. The world has been truly Homogenised. Lucky you still have a ton of the super stoics with their funny Hats and legendary rugged attire
>we have decided to part ways with khamzat chimaevSOON
>>145243967PFL*
>>145243977ah no wonder I couldnt find it on google
non depressed khazmat is a new type of animal
>>145243967they simply didnt knoweven one themselves dont watch that crap
canadians are so fucking stupid
canadians are so fucking SMART
why so mean
>>145243879No one can tell!
>>145244002When is it debuting
>>145244042saturday evening we gon find out
>>145243967was it a month? i thought they were cutting weight for the ngubu event
sadayni wigonfineou
>>145243967>induced coma for dehydrationwtf>event in londonah
>>145244097https://x.com/joannadangerfd/status/1841928694820217062/photo/1
>his smile and optimism: restored
tbf cutting weight is entirely the responsibility of the fighter and their team, if a fighter becomes ill or dies during it it's on them.
ufc fan be a heckin good human being challenge
45 days until Gane fights.
>>145244097She doesn't look like she's even well house trained tbdes Max's peachy thiccc pawg HMILF looks much more homely and sexy
Max Hollow Ay
please let gane lose please let gane lose PLEASE let gane lose
max is essentially Whitaker
Please let Gane win, I want to see Tom cave his skull in.
>>145244154Once again Finland makes one of the worst posts in heem history
>>145244134>stops playing dota>cures depression, becomes less psychotic>loses to rob due to lack of dota aggression>quits ufc>gets poisoned by kadyrov 3 years later
>>145244097>troon flag>min holloway fan
Jon Jones
>>145244213
>>145244230>tf>tpIt's a reflex for you isn't it
>>145244250this is mma guru territory boyknow your place
brazza kam brazza bring hol femily I mek ni-burger for everibadi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5kwAZUQZowimpassioned Jon Jones talking about his wife's flat ass.
>>145244133>>145244212looked at her profile, her mma takes better than most of the ones here>>145244154therye both p hot. but imo max's first wife > second wife
Hey bussy are you still there?
>>145244280average canadian
>>145244280>her
>>145244291that is not the leafsensus. I bet that's brazzaleaf
>>145244281i-i'm here jon...
>>145244313It's a maxcel so obviously not
I'm never surprised to see a heem thread in the catalogue that failed to reach the bump limit before some idiot made a new thread
>>145244259Go back to your youtube comment sections
>>145244280fucking hell
>>145244377The resident brazza obsessed spammer also likes to call for an adult quite a lot so maybe some posts have been deleted
i've never wanted a man to get heemed more than topouria
>>145244133>the tranny is a big fan of rob and max IMAGINE MY SHOCK
>>145244448nothing wrong with that
>>145244352every brazzafag in this thread is literally gay wdym?
>>145244436Not even Izzy?
>>145244436c'mon now, we just had Usmeng, Jizzy; Merab and Belal
>>145244477yeah im callin your mam and your imam b
>>145244477why do you have that saved on your device
>>145244291>>145244304>>145244393im trying to work here. shut the fuck up, thanks
>>145244531you're trying to be a faggot, like usual
>>145244531Can you spot me a fifty my g I'll pay you back monday
>>145244499>>145244475belal is a close 2nd but topouria has a gay smug smile that i would like to see removed
>>145244531>>145244507>>145244501*Heems you*
>>145244638>gay smug smile that i would like to see removedunderstandable, still I don't think he'll ever reach those levels for me with his fight style
>/heem/ tries to go 10 minutes without posting something LBGTQ challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
mma guru has undergone gender reassignment surgery
>>145244638For me Izzy is still the worst no question but I hespekt your opinion
>>145244691hes finally a man now?
>>145244687LGBTQIA+. Get it right (do better).
Holloway has a micro penis.
Would be funny if pereira weighs in as back up and rakic pulls out and pereira heems alibulatovitch and sheik turdky proclaims that pereira is allah
nate trembling rn
>>145244382Bro you posted this right before I went to bed. Now I'm eating lunch and you're STILL here???
>>145244746Bold of you to assume clozzy ever leaves, he's also made 100 posts in /box/ in that time
>>145244712i've seen izzy get heemedtopouria has yet to be humbled
>>145244739well guess what buddy his girl has a micro vagina
Kek the IC4 is a pillowtap fan I assume he thinks he's Amir Khan KWAIC4B>>145244746Like 3 threads ago when you were being a jeet then too>>145244801Izzy is a two or three flush turd I think he doesn't seem humble enough it would be funny to see Ilia deflated though
ili turdpoornigga dies in r5
>>145244884
Holloway will BRUTALLY decision Topuria
I occasionally tune in for big fights like Fury vs Usyk, you make 100-150 posts in /box/ everyday however
Do you think the colosseum in Ancient Rome had stinker nights?Like the fellas were off 19 servings of wine and bread but Carnassus just wasn't delivering against the 2m tall Nubian dude. The lions ate all the bestiarii and the emperor left halfway through to watch the chariot races next door.
there aren't 100-150 posts in /box/ per week b
>>145244884nah I fingered her in a sydney nightclub and just whiffed air
Heeminder Topuria lost round 1 against Volk on all three scorecards
Man fuck Ilia Topuria
>>145244935You spam there pretending to like Fury all day who are you trying to fool Prince Naseem
>>145244973How did they score the second round?
>>145243862Best post Germany has ever made related to MMA
The only confirmed box poster in this thread is you, clozafinn
>>145244955In many ways the Colosseum became the Apex of the times
>>145244955the more thing change the more they stay the same>>145244956hate this faggot and I've never even watched one of his videos
>>145244973Heeminder that Max lost ALL ROUNDS on ALL scorecards against Volk
>>145244477This has crossed the line
Dana needs to step up his game up.Napoleon Blownaparte lays more glazing on Valentina than a Krispy Kreme at peak hours.
perchazka
Forrest Gump really out here carrying water for a confirmed IC4 that spams brazzaporn Jefferson wept
>>145244976>You spam there pretending to like Fury all daythat's LITERALLY what you do, genuine schizophrenia moment
>>145245052Lad your posting style is IDENTICAL to le mythical bongsa who also ban evades and posts around the same time of day as you, give it up
>>145245036I respect Rakic a lot for how he threw back hard in the pocket even though he was hurt. He pre-flushed Jiri for Pooatan to heem him.
heems two saddest cunts going at it
We've broken Mr.Clozz, he really thinks every single bong flag is one guy LMAO
>>145245023Oh fer shure B
Why do the bong fin and leaf neets always try to call each other the biggest loser instead of accepting that they're all huge losers
>>145245088You're not arguing with your countryman thoughever
i respect rakshit a lot for being shit but still convincing retards he is good for no reason whatsoever
>>145245078prochazka is not flushed
>wallahi habibi I am not pakistani I swear
>posting style
>>145245121he grows stronger with every loss
max shaking at the presser really disrespectful...
>>145245208Is it worth watching
>>145245126>>145245136go flirting on discord faggots
I'm putting together a team
>>145244199does he actually play DOTA?
The entire purpose of this site is to post anonymously yet half of you obsess over individual anons. I do not understand. I’ve wasted hundreds of hours here in the last decade and can’t identify a single poster based on flag or writing style.
how did the beef start between you gentlemen
>>145245284A russian who lived in sweden almost definitely
>>145245284what else is there to do in saudi arabia? no drugs no women no booze nothing but desert for 100km in every direction
>>145245303You're talking to actual neet permavirgin autists. You don't recognize shit because you don't take it seriously. For them, this is all very real and important because they literally have nothing else going on in their lives. If they did, they wouldn't behave the way they do. You have to understand who you're dealing with. If you do, it makes it so easy to ignore them and laugh at their sad little anonymous chimpouts.
>>145245336idk, watch anime maybe
max’s face keeps getting more and more asymmetrical over time
>>145245078>threw back hardrakic doesnt know how to punch hard
>>145245403he tries but something doesn't allow it, he should throw more high kicks
>>145245391how much time you spend looking at a nigga's face?
>>145245078Jiri could fight Pereira 10 times and maybe he’d get lucky once and heem Poatan. It’s the worst matchup for Jiri’s anti-technical style
>>145245284brazzas love that shit, one of the top dog fighters is a pro dota player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3jIu65Fgq4
why are muslims so gay?
>>145245403>>145245421Rakic can definitely crack. Just look at his frame. It's just that his style is medium-power outfighting and lay n pray.
>>145245303It's largely a meme b and nothing stops you from switching up whether or not you use capital letters and punctuation or not, flags are a bane though this board should only have them on for big international games/tournaments and never otherwise imho
jiri vs gaethje... now THAT would be a fuckin fight
>>145244199I would smoke scatzat but than again im a 325 pound lumberjack i'll just spike him on his head and he'll die
>>145245559Jonas?
>>145245559>325 poundsthat's morbid obesity
>>145245559>im a 325 pound lumberjacka lumberjack wouldn't be able to keep on lbs like that
>>145245492I mire his glutes and thighs a lot, very powerful build, explosive like a rocket
Is 2024 LHW the most low IQ division in the history of MMA?I have never seen a group of less intelligent fighters
Smiffing a Mokaev on the Wonderboy
The script leaked
>>145245698that's an intelligent take though
>>145245698He's right
He's a champion, he's trained for this, it's not as easy as just wrestle h-ACK
>>1452456043 of the people of our crew are 2.15m tall and above. >>145245609Me and my cousin drink 8L of red wine before we switch to whiskey no white powers, God strike me down if there are no witnesses.
I don't know if I can be part of a congregation that thinks it's laugh to post images of a man and his son and put a sexual take on it. All jokes aside
It really is as simple as 'just wrestle him'
Holy fuck heem is active lmao
ameribros... how come our wrestling is so shit compared to the brazzas?
>>145245846There's some interesting matchmaking at last
>>145245803Merab mixed up his attacks well and wrestled far less than his previous fights
Surely you can't just wrestle against the one dimensional striker who wants to avoid the ground as much as possible
>>145245803I really want to see merdab's face caved in
>>145245880American wrestling is a meat grinder, we basically find the generic freaks and only help them out. The Soviets did the same but they bothered to institutionalize and standardize their sports so their shitters can mog our mid tier fighters decades later
script leaked for Max Holloway's career
>>145245834derek clearly is truly an enigma
>>145245905The majority of the fight was spent with Merab in top position He wasn't shooting as much as he did against Yan (his career best performance) because O'Malley went down basically every time Merab shot a takedown and failed horribly at getting compared to Yan who was defending takedowns and getting up consistently
>>145245336shitpost on 4chan
>>145245710>>145245958
>>145245958you just posted this you goof
If schaub was gay what would he say?
>>145246069script leaked for Max Holloway's career
>>145246056>>145246069script leaked
>>145245958Who makes these anyway?
>>145246095based as fuck
>>145246107The scriptwriters
>>145246095>UFC Fight Night: Orolbai vs McGregor
>orolbai is only 26 years old
>>145246155Oh ok that makes sense
>>145245698Except that's the smartest take anyone ever had about fighting alex, you can't just strike, you can't just wrestle, you need to do both if you want a chance.
>>145246243In dawg years
>This 5,4 feet guy telling me not to fight
>>1452463075 guys with 4 feet each or 4 feet amongst them?
>>145246348Actually 5 guys with no feet and 4 feet with no guys
>>145246381>4 feet with no guys
I love Five Guys
they may not have feet but at least they have burgers and fries aha
>>145244097Imagine unnironically prefering this souless bimbo over Holloway's thick surfer wife
¡Esta arriba! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrbJTQ7QBzU
>>145246031jewish media is banned in saudi brazza
>>145246508look into who the sauds are b
Name some fighter who can throw combinations of strikes without gassing hard.hard mode: no Holloway
>>145246550dustin prober
>>145246550khamzat chimaev
>>145246550I've been known to throw nasty 1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2s for the duration of a fight night b
>>145246243>muh heckin lay n pray merchant!!1!
>>145246550Dricus Du Plessis
Damn this Dr Disrespect stream has been KINO AF all day long
>>145246624stfu nonce
>>145246628Gonna cry?
>>145246624are you 14
>>145246682no but his gf is
>>145246550InnerG Charls Johnson
>>145246682everyone in this thread is underage (other than me)
>>145246682No.
>>145246550Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone
>>145246550Sean Strickland
>>145246726Guru predicted this.
>GSP at 36 Moving up a weight class to win the UFC MW belt >Khabitch at 36 thinking about what he should post next on instagram LEVELS AND VOLUMES
>>145246550Colbeast
>>145246755>total strikes
>effective striking and grappling
#6 ranked UFC welterweight Colby "Chaos" Covington? 0-3 in undisputed title fights? That Colby Covington?
>effective
I just verified my email to post on /heem/
I don't think my meng will stay unheemed before midnight
>>145246807you can't wait 15 minutes? goof
>>145246807We truly are in the times
is it gay to watch thug shaker videos?
Do you let anyone get close to you anon?
>>145246807why do you lie that only happens on pol
> downloads the data
>>145246550Every fighter can throw a combination without gassing.
>>145246838Happens on /biz/ now
Yew got yer shitpostin loisence?
>it only happens on /pol/income tax was only for the rich
You now remember Jeff Molina who got banned for shady betting and gay blowjobs.
>>145246827It depends. Are you gay?
Wtf is a thug shaker?
BREAK BORZ
>>145246932Huge schlong with his gorilla grip robussy
>>145246842>ingests the poison
jake paul is fucking derek brunson
>>145246949oops i meant ducking
Jake Paul is going to knock Mike Tyson the fuck out cold in front of 80 thousand fans live in Dallas Texas.
>>145246947>injects the aids needle
>>145246976no you had it right the first time
Mexico will become the next palestine/ukraine
>>145246990America will become the next mexico.
>>145247004America already is mexico>>145246990Not true amigo. Next on the chopping block is either georgia or taiwan
what did he mean by this?
Israel/UAE/Saudi Arabia is the next America
>>145246807you get banned or something?
I'm not going to take screenshots. I'm not going to try to remember posts. I'm not even going to say 'I told you so". I'm just going to watch Bobby Knuckles finish Bumzat in the champ rounds. After, I will post pic related with zero text attached and you'll know because we'll all know.
>>145245136schizo britcuck who doesn't know the criteria is back
>>145247039you already posted this
>>145246807Remember this is an anonymous message board filled with anons
>>145246550Robelis Despaigne
Ratlip is gonna smoke shittaker
>>145247046I know la
>>145245698>keeping Alex guessing so you don't become predictable with your entries is low IQI fucking hate this place. It's so undebatably clear that 99% of you are halitosis-ridden, acne-scarred, moob-swinging, useless fucking virgins who never have or will step into a gym. You're an absolute fucking retard for this take and I hope someone IRL smacks the shit out of you soon.
>>145246838 no i got in on here
>>145246842He looks at peace. I think he's gonna kill Whittaker within the first 2 rounds but I'm hoping we see him go at least 4 to see how his cardio holds up under his new camp, which includes the arguable GOAT coach of freestyle wrestling.
>>145247079If you keep doing that I might be forced to SS it
>>145247079and when reddit rob gets finished in the first round? what then?
>>145247094What happens when a unicorn shits a leprechaun ain't happening ya goof
>>145247080gonna cry?
>>145247098gonna cry?
>>145246838Frenchie was telling us it's on /v/
>>145247113>calling someone an absolute fucking fool for saying something completely fucking stupid means you're cryingThis is evidence of your autism. Try to get one of those supermarket helper jobs or something so you don't spend all night posting on 4chan.
>BRO THE BRAZZAS ARE TOTALLY GONNA CRUSH THE UFC THIS YEAR>MAGOMED JIHADIMEDOV IS A 5X WORLD CHAMPION IN BLINDFOLDED COMBAT SAMBO AND IS A 6'3 LIGHTWEIGHT WHO CAN CUT 50LBS IN 24 HOURS>AW MAN HE'S DANGEROUS, BUT HOW WILL HE MATCH UP AGAINST MICHAELSON DA SILVA? HE WAS RUNNING A GANG IN THE TOUGHEST FAVELA IN RIO BEFORE HE HIT PUBERTY AND IS A DIAMOND BELT IN BJJ, RUMORED TO BE FAVOURED BY THE GODS OF THE HUESCATHATL TRIBE OF THE AMAZON>FIRST HE'LL HAVE TO GET PAST OBADIAH MOBOLAJI ODUNAYO OLUWAFEMI MUMBUFU, HE LEARNED HOW TO FIGHT AS A CHILD SOLDIER FOR A CONGOLESE WARLORD AND CAN PUNCH WITH THE FORCE OF A TOYOTA YARIS GOING FULL SPEED, CURRENTLY 8-0 AGAINST BORDER SECURITY>DON'T FORGET ABOUT TANNER SLEDGECOCK, THE 4X ALL AMERICAN WRESTLER WITH A PODCAST ABOUT HUNTING BEARS IN THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS AND DONATES 6 MILLION DOLLARS TO ISRAEL ANNUALLY
>>145247143you’re upset
>>145247098DDP ragdolled Rob on the ground. Khamzat is going to take him down inside a minute and GnP him unconscious
>>145247154meds
>>145247159You're a loser who's gonna post here for the next 4 hours while people all around you are actually behaving like grown men. Sucks to suck.
>>145247154I like this
>>145247154Kek
>>145247171calm down
dubs chimaev and ankaleav lose
>>145247142>frenchie goes on /v/edditunsurprising
>>145247187
>>145247194dubs and chimaev and ankaleav win
>>145247154My heart says sledgecock but my brain says jihadimedov
>>145247187Hes right you know.
>>145247154You typed out all that to make a 'muh israel' post
Singles and Chimaev wins in the first round
sharts and shartkalaev sharts his shorts (again)
Its outhttps://youtu.be/l5r6zWqzDnk?si=qvrIf8kisLhAGlX0
khamzat clears reddit rob in one round and du pussy spends the next year ducking
>>145247224Your reply confirms my theory
>>145247228AGP
>>145247229DDP is game af so that's doubtful. DDP v Chimaev in Africa would be sick though
>>145247229Factual post sadly
>>145247230im a different anon, rabbi
>>145247154This is my oc
>>145247229why would he be ducking? sean's about to get his belt back from him.
>>145247253You see jews everywhere eventually they'll be in your mirror b
>>145245100Are you pretending you don't know this was the third fight, AKA the most recent?
>Khamzat already has an Australian visa because hes going there in December>Du plessis confirmed to be defending at UFC 312 in Australia StrickBred sissies....is out toitle sho' in danger?
>>145247265well there's definitely a jew in your mirror b
>>145247213>>145247255This probably is the britanon's OC. I found it on my phone from like 2 or 3 years ago and figured it was a quick and easy (you) farm (I was right ;D).
>>145247290
>>145247265In the rear view mirror while I roll over them by the hundreds in my suped up f350 monster truck, maybe
>>145247290OOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>145247293This explanation is somehow worse.
>>145247290>Hes hurt, he's hurt baaad joe
>>145247290SLEPT HIM
>>145247293I'm just glad someone liked it enough to save it
I'm not jewish but if I was I would be your superior.
>>145247324AGP
A toast, I declare a toast; to /heem/!!
Post heem pastas>be me>memorial day “cookout” in the break room>they are making burgers on a George Foreman (overhyped can) grill >they forget I’m on keto>hand me a plate with a burger on a bun>I take off the top bun>grab the burger and tomato with my bare hands>grease and ketchup start dripping down my arm and onto the floor>coworkers start awkwardly laughing at me, probably 205ers >my little manlet of a boss tells me to not ask for one if I’m going to “make a mess like some retard”>not getting smack talked by some journeyman in front of these DIME PIECES>shoot for a clean double leg>he lands a fershure ILLEGAL knee to my head and heems me pretty bad>fires me while I am laying on the ground, crying about my flushed chin
>>145247348L'chayim!
>>145247359>bell rings>Khabib trots into the centre of the cage>Masvidal launches himself at hyperspeed into Khabib and kicks him in the dick>Khabib stumbles back against the cage>Masvidal spams hooks, absolutely battering Khabitch>Khaballbag tries to shoot>lmao>Gets kneed into the stratosphere>gets hit with 3 petty smacks after he is knocked out cold>Joe brings the mic over>WHAT A FINISH MASVIDAL.... did you expect this to happen?>yehw>why is that>cuz he's a bum>crowd goes insane>all crowd members tear off their towels and sew back on their foreskin, convert to Christianity on the spot>ey dana 50 g's mayn
Is Volkov's intelligent quoshent comparable to Dr. Gane's?
gane cant read
He can't even read!!
>>145247387Gane is slightly more dumb than blockheadovich
Read this: Ms. Xneed has autogynephilia.
Gane can't sneed
>>145247387Volkov has a rocket science degree
>>145247406excuzes mois?
Gane has access to the primordial shapes, he doesn't need to read.
>>145247359SUCKS the DICKFLARES the SPHINCTERPICKS the SORESSHITS the BRITCHESRECEIVES for METHPOSTS his GRINDRPROLAPSES the PANCREASBUCKS his BUSSYGORILLA-GRIPS the SHE-COCKWIPES the CUMSPRINKLES the GLITTERTAKES the HORMONESBLOWS the DOGTRIGGERS the AGPRED-ROCKETS the ROTWEILER
>>145247415>>145247400>>145247395You will be held accountable for your blasphemy in the Day of Gane's coming
whoa
Max "Maximum" Holloway
>>145247437Esoteric
>>145247433gane told me he's never read a book and i believe him
>>145247435This post knocked me into an introspective coma for three weeks while I pondered the depth...... The insurmountable DEEP of the philosophical implications of this statement..
>>145247449He's unironically right, you know.
Min "minimum" smalloway
>>145247452Damn, I never thought of it that way
>>145247452Actually there are at least 10 competitors more powerful than Alexander Volkov
just sneezed while taking a piss and it made my piss go flying everywhere :(
>>145247464>>145247466Here's an even more challenging brain game from Volkov, Ph.D.https://www.instagram.com/p/C-rPDQrvWAz/
There can be only one. #GanExcellency
Med "Median" Middleoway
>>145247476Fighting is about instinct, tom never did no PHD in rakic science
>>145247476>guy shouting has the small brain>both tom and gane have their mouths closedppppeach of a high IQ meme ganecel
Woah
Aleksandar "The Retard" Rakic is gonna fuck. Uncle Aev. Up. And that's on Schaub. And that's how the sausage is made
>>145247497
Volkov is smart but he exists in the realm of mortals, Gane is above all that
>>145247459guys the weight cut makes your wiener shrink too
>>145247497has anyone ever accepted your marriage proposal?
>>145247497only took 2 years of emailing her daily without reply to snag a prize like that. Boys, no matter what she says, she wants you to keep trying!
Alex pereira and islam are the only champs who if someone beat them it would feel like they really beat a great fighter. Actually achieved something. Like wow you spiked leon edwards on his jamaican head who is impressed. Wow you laid on the sean omalley
>>145247497>Chandler started dating Brie Willett in 2013 after emailing for almost two years. Subsequently, they got married in 2014.> The couple grew their family through adoption in 2017, welcoming their son Hap.>In April 2022, their second adoptive son Ace was born.
Look at this Paki
>>145247497This is why Mike has no kids.
wowa true champion!
>>145247515No and I also don't have any children
>>145247528Planet of the Apes
>>145247528looks like he's about to try to sell(scam) me a phone case
>>145247533i have babies and i punch them
me when i see a child
>>145247525nothing about laying on pereira will be impressive. beating him in a pure standup fight is definitely impressive
>>145247526You made this up
>>145247578you get bullied by kids b?
>>145247534talmbout?
>>145247589fraid not
>>145247590not anymore, ive been taking karate lessons
>>145247589No mike talked about it himself. It's a full on incel stalker story where she ignored him while he emailed her asking for a date for two years
Hourly reminder that Topuria will brutalize Max Holloway and probably make him cry. Bet your money on an early finish.
>>145247593Holy shit
>>145247528Reddit bob's new BVLL
>>145247601Explain your reasoning.
>>145247528>>145247592
>>145247600Holy fuck
>>145247620
>>145243681hard fit
holy shit Chandler is 38 years old lolI think he retires if he loses unless Conor really wants him
I'm on TOP of the WORLD!!! Charles! THANK you for ALLOWING me to EAT this BOUNTIFUL SLICE of PIZZA!!! HUUUUHHH?!?! This PIZZA has PEPPERONI on it?!? OR should I say, KEKORONI??!?! NOW I GET it, Blitzo, YOU want to KEK me, RIGHT?!? You wanna JIZZ ALL over my wifes FACE while I WATCH and EAT my MEASLY RATION?!?! WHHHAAAA---?!?! You REALLY mean that?!?! Instead of EXPLODING in her PIZZA BOX, you want to ADD COPIOUS amounts of ALFREDO SAUCE on my 'ZA SLICE?!?!?! And then, you will both GUFFAW as you WATCH me WINE and DINE on SUCH a RICH and OH-SO-DELIGHTFUL DISH?!?! I will be LAUGHED at as you BOTH HUMILIATE and INSULT ME?!?! EEHHHHH?!? This ALSO has MUSHROOMS ON IT?!?! I SEE WHAT you are GETTING at!!! YOU want ME to CUM in a SOCK and LEAVE it in a WARM, yet MOIST PLACE, until the SEMEN SOCK starts to grow FUNGUS on it, and THEN you will FORCE me to eat this RARE and DISGUSTING MUSHROOM on a PIZZA PIE?!?! EEEHHHHHH?!?!? SINCE this MUSHROOM will have SPROUTED from MY semen, it will * GULP* TECHNICALLY BE my OWN CHILD!?!? You're gonna BEAT me and FORCE me to INGEST MY OWN CHILD while I JACK OFF INTO MORE SOCKS?!?! AND this EXPERIENCE will TRAUMATISE ME, but DUE to the VERY NATURE of the ACT, I will get MORE aroused than EVER BEFORE!?!? I'll be ABLE to PRODUCE this FUNGUS on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE and SELL this GROTESQUE ABOMINATION to PIZZA PARLORS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY?!?!? The ENTIRE WORLD will be FEASTING ON MY CHILDREN as I am LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL CLOSET, while YOU and my WIFE SPEND ALL my HARD EARNED CASH on APHRODISIACS?!?! KEKING me even FURTHER and CAUSING me to EXPAND my PRODUCTION???!! You two will be FUCKING LONG after I am REDUCED to a SKELETON in the CLOSET?!??! And I WILL NOT have DIED from natural causes, but rather EXTREME LONELINESS from being LOCKED and CAGED in a 5 SQUARE FOOT WARDROBE?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET COOKING!!!
>waited two years for conor>no fight>waited two years for brie>no kids
>>145247642
>>145247497>emailing some walled, ran thru, ugly-ass bitch constantly for 2 years even though she ghosts you over and over again>she finally settles down with you just to deny you having children of your own, ending your bloodline>instead comply with her dream of adopting black children>cope about this until you finally chris benoit yourself and your familywhoa this guy is based!
>>145247612Holloway = pillow fisted skinny twigTopuria = powerful explosive bull It's very simple.
>>145247660We'll have to wait and see if he does the needful before we call Chandler based
Ayo cracka shut the fuck up nigga you aint my father bitch ass
>AYO SHUT CHO MOUFF MIKE, WE AINT TRYN HERE ALL DAT SHIT RITE NAOW YA FEEL??
>>145247663I hope he kills redditway
Reddit Rob and Reddit Max have put in WORK scouting new BVLLS for their fertile wives
Thank you spammy for yet another quality contribution.
>>145247635Let's break this down into conditional logic, class!>IF he loses ("L"), he retires ("R")>UNLESS Conor ("C")This is an embedded conditional as it identifies a sufficient condition which infers a necessary condition, yet it also includes a predicate for negation of a secondary sufficient condition.Thus:L --> (/R --> C) ||| or ||| L --> (/C --> R)Therefore:L and /C --> Retires (If he loses and Conor doesn't want him, he necessarily retires.)|||or|||L and /R --> C (If he loses and does not retire, Conor necessarily wants him).This was explained to me by Alexander Volkov. Thank you for attending his HEEM Talk.
>>145247684a midget and a depressed neckbeard gamer?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Chandler#Background>Chandler was on the honor roll every term in high schoollol what a nerd!
>>145247697
>>145247697Well done b
>>145247703>volk - midget >court mcgee - depressed neckbeard they have a type
>>145247720i honestly can't tell if that's nate diaz or alex pereira. do i have... the tism?
>>145247769i guess since its aldo
>>145247777wtfbtw witnessed
Aldo is so shit
>>145247788*gets held on the fence*
our favorite wmma fighter just got this tattoo and I have no fucking idea what it means
>>145247836Humble my nuts bro I'm humble to those that humble theyself!!!
humble my boner am i right
>>145247873based Humble Hill appreciatoryou know he wins the inevitable rematch and restores order to the world, right?
fighters are so cringe around nina
>>145247888Talbott was cool. he even mentioned 4chan (tracking Shia LaBeouf)
>>145247888They get nervous around a pretty* girl
>>145247888Because she's unbearably cute
they know shes easy and they're about to get head
>>145247907>>145247901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrkKqw4IMkQbros did /ourguy/ make the right choice? I'm not so sure...
wdwtch
>15 minute post cooldown>or verify emailKEKThis subreddit is COOKED!
>>145247934>he doesn't treat his favorite fighter's dick like it's his own dickcazoid scum
>>145247919Well hello beautiful
our wife clears max's
>>145247836>google reverse image>its from redditof course
>>145247939Am i the only one who hasnt had to do this shit?
>>145247939isnt it a one time thing?also why i never got it yet?
At what level would you estimate his proficiency in mixing the so-called martial arts?
>>145247962>our
>>145247962She absolutely doesn’tMax wife is a legit beauty
Nina Ligma
>>145247948well I'll bite, did he at least pick the one who doesn't have tattoos and lip fillers?
kumshat's title run ends here. for those of you that are boying shara bullet, let this weekend be a good example of why you dont boy restricted travel/restricted by rules/region locked fighters.UFC babies them with free wins, then shuts them the fuck down hard when their time is over.
>>145247962>>145247984>>145247988Max's first wife is the most beautiful imo. the sharp angles elevate a woman from girlishly cute to beautiful & womanly
>>145247999Yep, his run ends saturday night, as he will have arrived
nate the train bay bay
>Paкич бyдeт быcтpo yвoлeн.SOON
>>145248011...in the shadowrealm
>>145248009mfwi assumed his starter wife would be an uggo
Eye test: Max and Khamzat will winAnalysis of storylines: Ilia and Khamzat will win
>>145247994you gonna find out on clickin da ling>>145248018she does kinda have a dagger of a chin though. that's gotta look a little rough at some angles
Will of God: Max and Bobby will win.
>>145248009Cute but there really is no comparison here
Nate Diaz really is barking up the wrong tree. Schaub crushes him by anyway he wants.
>it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!
>>145248051Nigga no one watches fucking anime here, we dont get the reference
>>145248033the joke was that I can see from your thumbnail that there are 0 there who fit the bill. but no b I'm not going to watch a bite-sized dating show, that shit is for women and homosexuals
>>145248044Is Max's wife taller than Ilia?
reminder that it's going down this saturday night
>>145248035Show your work
>>145248069we'll see
>>145248056>heems you into the shadow realmnothing personnel kid
>>145248059Max will be ready for Ilia when he gets into full mount
>>145248047Two hasbeens no one cares
>>145248044pretty sick body but the tits are fake (never the same as real big ones even if it's a job well done) and although she's definitely cute, I like girls that are a little less moon-facedI think the hottest girl in combat sports is probably Drew Dober's wife pre-pregnancy. she had it all man, beautiful smile, beautiful hair, insane body
>>145248058you should watch it's fun. that's your dick gonna be doin the poundin B
Topuria vs Holloway is essentially Gaethje vs Ferguson
The 2-time ain't finished until the job is DONE.
>>145248114your dick fixation betrays you more than fangirling over gayton b
Topuria vs Holloway is essentially Holloway vs Topuria 2
>tfw your coworker has all the values you want in a wife but she's already marriedit's tawlf out there bros...
>>145248105Her tits are fake?? Nuh uh
>>145248131>he doesn't care about his own penisgay boombaclat mon
>>145248139
>>145248147batty boy
>>145248139>>145248153yeah bro look at her old pics lol
I'm Hitler
>>145248182
>>145248178Damn. Well the surgeon did a good job
>>145248182Based Hitler
>>145248207b they are completely spherical, levitating, and looking in opposite directions, tits don't look like that.
>>145248178Good boob-job Still cuter than Ilias wife
>>145248207>>145248222>>145248220for sure they look good. I used to be out on fake tits cuz all I ever saw were the botch jobs you used to see in 2000s porn with the nasty nipple/underbood scars. but nowadays they do them well. I felt a huge pair of fake tits before and it's not bad. but I've also felt monster naturals and it just doesn't compare. the suppleness and springiness of the skin is worlds apart
>>145248220Look at the original. Looks the same just way more juicy. Pretty good to my eye
Dan Hardy is living your dream
>>145247642I love these and hope you don't stop making them, anon
>>145248283She's not Japanese.
>>145248262I'm not saying they look bad like those botched jobs you see sometimes, it's just very obvious that they are fake. Unless a chick is like 18 with relatively small tits they aren't going to be a perfect sphere like that ever. those things are defying gravity b .
This weekend’s card is the best one in 6 months but I’m still not that excited. What’s wrong with me?
>>145248283this can't be real
>>145248283veronica would need to gain at least 30lbs b
>>145248227Most fake tits are pretty bad. I've somehow dated/hooked up with 8 or 9 girls with fake tits and only 2 of them have been truly good and convincing they could be real. The rest were too firm, too wideset, just too fuckin big, or the girl lost feeling after surgery.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT RICO VS NGANNOU IS IN THE WORKS HOLY FUUUUUUUUCK SHITS IS CRAZYYYYHEEM EARLY PREDICTIONS NOOOOW
>>145248397if it's mma magumbo is just gonna take him down in the first minute
>>145248315Treat yourself to a straight razor b best shave you'll ever have
Can't wait for Chimaev to be completely gassed in RD4 shooting failed takedowns like pic related and whittaker just pounding the side of his head
>>145248458I hope he fucking dies haha. DIE MOTHERFUCKER haha
>>145248394damn what's even the point if you lose feeling that sucks
>>145248449I just shave in the shower and keep a little tin of coconut oil to apply a bit right before. never had to worry about cuts or cleanup and all that shit in yairs.
>>145248283
>>145248315Excellent pep lol
>>145247939That's only if you are a new poster, are you ban evading and deleted cookies or something?
>>145248642I only browse 4chan in incognito mode.
UFC 308 feels like a card where just about every favorite wins. Judging has been so bad lately, and we got a bunch of fighters who I could see getting the benefit of the doubt on the scorecards.
Dimitri is Johnson
>>145248705it's in abby dab, you already know who will be getting "the benefit of the doubt"
>>145248705wrong, pretty much every fight on the main card could go either way
Kamzat Girikhanov
>>145248705For me, I haven't been as hyped for a fight in a while as I have for Ilia-Max.
Million Topuria
>>145248755Minion*
joseph pyfer
>>145248780Big fan, 3rd hardest hitting guy on the planet right there
>>145248397MMA or kickboxing?
>>145248804kickboxing
Minion Topuria is crazy
Liam Topuria
>>145248804Lethwei
>>145248810peach, can't wait to see ngubu heemed dead again
>>145248397>HEEM EARLY PREDICTIONS NOOOOWWe won't watch that crap.
Breaking News: Ilia vs Max is off, a peace agreement has been reached
let argie make the thread
here you go you bums>>145248891>>145248891>>145248891
>>145248791behind bo nickal and joe rogan
