/hoc/vious >>145223983
DROP THE FUCKING PUCK
>>145230863>>145230863>>145230863>>145230863>>145230863>>145230863>>145230863
>laffs
>>145230877And again in fifteen minutes!
For me it's seagrams five star whisky for the game
KEEP DROPPING THE PUCKS, GARY!!!!!
Come on giant meteor lets go giant meteor
/playoffsbound/
>staggered start timesSo its confirmed garys interns browse /hoc/ right?
>>145230904They don't like to talk about it after work, but yeah
>>145230878bud1
>>145230904it's been confirmed for years t. intern
thank you gary
>>145230904They make a weekly PowerPoint deck of our best posts
>>145230878>pretends to have seizurehope the next ones realbud1 btw ;^)
>>145230911>after workGood one goy
pretty frenetic so far ngl
oh ffs
DOWD SCAR
Time to win your fantasy weeks bros. Good luck!
>>145230902does any have a wings fsjal? Asking for a fren
*bangs on glass*
>>145230921
laughton didn't have his wheaties for breakfast this morning.
>>145230965Is your friend gay and retarded?
pretty fagnetic so far ngl
>>145230960My opponent has -6 points. I have 9.6. I'm a lock.
>>145230934Gary said if today goes well he’ll give me a LinkedIn recommendation
*pushes ovie onto the ice to break gretzkys record*
>>145230973no he's a straight genius
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH HEEEEM
breddy gud fight
what a great fight
>>145230973He's got one of those terminal diseases
>>145230996raped bitch
>>145230987Youre looking for a flames fsjal then
>>145230863> one good gameftfy
how many of you idiots are actually watching the game?
>>145231017I am.
>>145231017Shit game shant
>>145230985you telling me that the sled hockey players has got TWO sticks?
>>145231017what game?
>>145231017Game?
>>145231033>>145231034you guys really need to dig in
Gary's got game
My penguins ):
>>145231017>watching friers and crapitals no
new york rangers legend dylan mcilrath
impressive konecny got a shot off
>>145231045thoughts on your rape by bud on 04/17/22?
uh what game are we watching tonightpick one
emily is cute
My habs suck
Are they laffs or snes fans?
>>145231071not as bad as my wings
>>145230892canadian whiskeys are nice and light not a bad choice
I am screenmaxxing every single game.
>>145231079they did their crimes before they brought the sens back i think
>>145231087I don't understand how every sport hasn't came up with a redzone equivalent that is as good as redzone.
finland what can i do to get one sasha barkov
>>145231070she's fucken bald
time for kitties
>>145231017I don't watch hockey
>>145231104aged like milk
>>145231115"time for rape"t. bud to you on april 17, 2022
>>145231098typical laffs fans then, thanks anon
>crappies ppI miss him
>>145230904>start times staggered>commercials and intermissions still coincidentally all sync up perfectlyevery fucking time
>>145231125you mean fine wine, pro scout is a genius
>>145231105do you see the irony here? you're rejecting somebody because they're bald
YOUR BALD
>>145231161My bald emily :)
lots of sh chances
I'm starting to think the flyers aren't that good
>>145231145i know recognize that this is a seinfeld bit. that was RUDE of elaine to throw george's piece out of the window but i'm still not bald
How many Frozen Frenzy nights will we have once Gary expands the League past 32 teams?? How many will become necessary?
zoomers are clueless rn
>>145231175at around 128 teams, the nhl will by necessity be broadcast 24/7
>>145231141every single second of game time, commercial blocks and even the fake delays like "technical difficulties" and "injuries" for this years season and playoffs were decided in 2023
lets go kitties lets go
>>145231189Biggest cope edit ever. Cree is weakmind by bandwagonning the winning team all the time.
dubois has to be the biggest locker room cancer in the league right?
i've actually seen a cougar irl
>>145231194I imagine the League will be Global by that time, so different time zones are just a part of it>Unless you want to move all the teams to Moscow... then we could have one time zone
>>145231216say hi to your mom for me
>>145231208What makes someone be a locker room cancer anyways? You say Dubois but then it also made me think of Evander Kane who was also a former Jet.
>>145231222don't reply to me
>>145231208Lazy shitheads like him and pettersson get on everyones nerves
DROP THE FUCKING PUCK, GARY, OR THE LEAGUE GET'S IT, SEE???
caps scarrr shorty again!!
>floyers pp
>>145231230You replied to me first, fuckass, pay attention >whiny, salty bag of wind
good job retards
>>145231230based and antirapedbitchpilled>>145231237>>145231251bud1 you were raped by bud
P A N N Y ANNYS H O R T Y HORTYatta boy panny
>the city of Filthydelphia
We should have an NHL Red Zone that switches the game every time someone is about to take a shot
>>145231225yeah maybe it's a jets thing. i remember this>For the past few years, rumblings around the hockey world have suggested that the Jets' locker room is “toxic.” Both former captain Blake Wheeler and Mark Scheifele have been at the forefront of those rumours. Before he was stripped of the captaincy, Wheeler served as the team's leader for seven years
>>145231268>the city of Shittsburgh
>georgiev has had the worst five game stretch of any goaltender in the nhl since 1992
>>145231295god damn this bitch is bald
>>145231269NFL redzone isn't like that. It'll focus on a big drive and add in split screens when others happen, or if too much is happening get to them one by one. I could see a NHL redzone being like>powerplays shown>if a big score happens, show it one a split screen>if no one is scoring show who ever is pinned in with pressure >all goals shown as close to live as possible >big hits and fights shown too
>Flyers are finally learning why Torts gets fired everywhere he goesGood keep being dumb. Waste Michkov Forester and Tippett so they get traded to good teams.
>>145231295
>>145231314they'd move of Torts before getting rid of the young core they're building
>>145231287how many /hoc/ penguin fans do you think are staying up to watch their birds play Calgary tonight?
GO CATS GO
>>145231256once a flamealways a flame
the flex on sticks today is absurd
my flexing on hoc babbies is absurd
>let's get serious
>>145231330I go to bed at three but u don’t know if I’m going to watch the game or not
>>145231374I**
>>145231314Just like our islanders but we don’t have young talent
The Habs are having a ceremony before the game honoring the teams that won 4 straight cups in the 70's. Lots of legends gonna be there.
>>145231404k i n o
When i say goyou say flames
>>145231374No, I certainly>but I suppose that part of the appeal
go
listening to music instead of hockey rn
kitties
FLAMES
>>145231419what tunes, dude?
>>145231314good teams like my islanders?
>>145231404It's cool but the 70s were almost 100 years ago
>>145231439>It's cool but the 70s were over half a century agofeex
messier and pk is such an odd pairing lol
>the city of Sunrise, FL
i think kelly clarkson is an underrated beauty of our time
that was disgusting
Emily Kaplan is one fine piece of arse.
>>145231404you know things are bad when the team is trying to re-sell you seasons from ages ago. i've watched the mariners do it for 25 years.
>>145231481bleak
>>145231453
>>145231453Yeah like hitler and stalin
>>145230904Next year they're going to do it march madness style and stagger the games from 10am to 10pm
>>145231419I'm watching bullet train before the game starts
>>145231481Emily "put a cap on her" lin
>>145231516They need to do it a Saturday after football season but need to make it where you can watch all the games on Hulu and remove the blackouts
doing great after a tilted start
DROP LE RONDELLE, GARIÉ
>>145231426thanks kek
only shit teams playing tonight
put on frozen fury while i play diablo for a bit lads
>>145231564>
GO
FLAMEZ
caps should go back to the old jerseys. i'll root for the orange guys because they look cooler
>>145231536>gary>remove the blackouts
kino ceremony in mtl
HUUUUUUUUUGHES!
you're standing and clapping.right, /hoc/?
>>145231604kill yourself numale
Looks like the Canadiens are having to do their geezer walk, since they haven't won shit in 30 years.That said, Go Rangers!
>>145231626*salutes TV*
fuck teams that cant put together a good geezer walk
>>145231632very disrespectful. i expect this from a s*nbelter, not a fellow o6 fan
Sunbelters are scum lords what else is new
MERCI MERCI MERCI
the flyers should try and make shots instead of missing
I had such a bad Marner that hurt my stomach this morning, I could barely get out of bed. I had to lay down for 30 minutes afterwards. Go Flames!
tfw my flames continue their undefeated streak :)
marner would be a perfect flame, come to think of it
>>145231674lol
>>145231704no milly dilly
>Tony said he'd be watching this game tonight
sooo many games to watch while i have an epic goon sesh, bros
>>145231699lmao, you're as delusional as dylan
How do we grow the sport
capitals haven't even done shit outside of the two short handed goals. flyers have missed every one of their chances
>>145231723tony said you were raped by a fat weeb
>>145231689Why is Torts still their coach?
>>145231732ties aren't losses bus
>>145231507
my habbies are gonna chase shitsterkin tn lol lol
>>145231753>if you lose, you tiekek, no wonder you don't have a milly
>>1452317642004
Gary posted tonights script in the /hoc/ discord. its very juicy...
MIKA!
Kebabpizzabroders we did it
>>145231774The one I saw was FUCKING SHIT
how do you fall behind one minute in with rejean houle in the building?
>>145231774If you checked Gary's phone right now who was the last number he called?
/hoc/ tuah
>frogs
>>145231791Because they're the HAs BeenS
bud1
>>145231795your mother
>>145231795david silver
>the city of Mont'real
>>145231806Good post
>>145231817>the raped bitch of idaho
F L A M E S
Hockey Godzinski
lmao habs don't know how icing works
F L A M E SL AM ES
>>145231761>
most dangerous lead, be nervous rags!
>rags on pace to score 60 goals tonight
>>145231839the new jonny hockey
>2 minutes into the game>2 goals allowedzut alors!
What are the chances of a Xhekaj Rempe tilt?
>rags
>>145231516it would be unbelievably based if they could do that on a weekend/holiday
>>145231876>raped
>quebec deserves a teamlmao, montreal doesn't even deserve one
>holding
habs are buzzing I don't care what the score is
When's Johnny supposed to be back?
>>145231877too bad may 24 is on May 24th
are the kitties so bad without barkov/tkachuk that they lose to the mild?
>>145231891based!
>>145231891just tell us when dad starts yelling at the TV again
stors pp nearly as bad as the coilersLMAO
>>1452316101993: Stanley Cup2024: Stanley Cope
3-0 no big deal
florida?
>ottawa vs utahthat'll put butts in seats
habs finding new and fascinating ways to get cooked
damn...
>>145231892anon..........
>>145231925
Most dangerous lead
>reigning champs>nobody therewhat the fuck man
this feels like one of those games that ends 10-0
>>145231936utah is pretty good this season. they'll make playoffs
>>145231936Usually I try to pick on teams like columbus and the sabres but the worst game of the night is clearly the sharkducker
>>145231958hahahah
>>145231951Same as it ever was
>M0nt3mbeault>not even halfway through the 1st
>>145231951they're still recovering from their stanley cup hangover
>>145231309rapidly switch between games every time a team does an offensive zone entry.
>>145231958
lads I'm thinking the habs are cooked
>>145231951The power of sunbelt hockey
msl is low-key mad af fr
>>145232019Laine will save them
>>145231957ya but for my habbies :)
Mh Capies :)
>>145231951no one from california, new york, or florida actually cares about sports, just wearing merch from a recent winner. dodgers vs yankees is the 9/11 of fan integrity
>>145232019Literally dead on arrival they will NEVER be good when their core players Suzuki, Caufield and Gallagher are all under 5'9"
12-3 final...habs
>>145232052ya but slafkofsky is 6'8
>1affs
JACKETS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TEDS
>>145232069and he can fight
>>145232069And cant skate or shoot or stickhandle
>>145232052Gallagher hit that Wayne Simmonds age curve, isn't he pretty much a 4th liner now
listen, you can't comeback from being down 4 without going down 4, potential kino incoming
CHYTIL!
my blow j's are on the board>gapehole queefs
>>145232068BZZT wrong
damn, habsbros
KWAB x2
JACKETS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AGAIN
SAY >rags AGAIN FAGGOTS
>>145232069maybe he should have brought some for the rest of the class
How long until MSL is on the hot seat?I think the only coach with a longer leash to get no results is brindamour
>>145232129>what I heard in my head when I read that
>rags AGAIN FAGGOTS
7-1
>clubbies chad>23 years of playoff failure until I have to start feeling as pathetic as columbus or minnesota fans are right now
our shit red wings are about to booty blast your shit islanders
>>145232158fuck off raped bitch you will never be a clubbies chad
any mountain four frens?
>he thinks that's one of my gifs
IT STARTS WITH
COMEBACK
My Jackies :)
>>145232180I
habs are getting blown out
>>145232175I claim the Kraken, and our volcanoes. Simple as.
>>145232144isn't his team, which was supposed to be shit, winning games so far this year? lalonde should be in the hot seat desu
>>145232194F
>>145232180ONE THING I DON'T KNOW WHY
LETS GO JACKETS!!!
>columbussuch a random flyover inclusion among the other legitimate cities
CEE BEE JAY
Whatcha eating /hoc/?
>>145232144Which frenchie would they replace him with? It's not like they can go back to Julien this soon.
>>145232219Second largest city in the midwest
>give me fuel, give me fire, give me more timo meierthis shit is cringe kino
>>145232232Had steak and eggs for dinner
>>145232175yah calgary chad here
>>145232239That's more an insult to the midwest than a compliment to columbus
>>145232175are big mountain cities comfy? I've been drunk in small mountain cities many times and I find the cold kino
>>145232255Mountainfrens only, no flatlanders allowed
>roughingCome on, its hockey
>>145232232Some random sushi place
>>145232264Los Angeles is a mountain city
>>145232239maybe on continent retard
>>145232262Considering that the population is really spread out in any part of the Midwest, it’s more of a go fucking kill yourself you dumb fucking faggot
smokin with the patch on again boys
>>145232232I got some papa murphys but I haven't cooked it yet, i'm waiting until i'm drunk and stoned and my game starts
>>145232139>rags
Thoughts on pic related?
>>145232283Okay so you tell me what the second biggest city in the Midwest is
>panties
>>145232303>Subban
>>145232232rice and ground beef+eggs
>>145232175>fourright here bud
>>145232288You ordered pizza from a place that doesn't even cook it?
>>145232303I think I'm seeing a lot of red and white, and yellow and black.
WILD SCAAAAARES
>>145232303>Nash 61so you don't know
>>145232232and a caesar saladi'm also stoned like papa murphy anon
meow meow :(
>>145232232Chorripollo
>>145232303Patrick Kane is the better 88 than Lindros3 stanley cups > 0 stanley cups
>>145232232made some stew
>>145232303Who the fuck is keon. Add theo fluery instead
>l3afs
>>145232303>96>holmstrom not burelol lmao
JACKETS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>145232332kinda silly huh
>leaves
>>145232308>>145232339kaprello chemistry is phenomenal
>>145232332Yeah they have a deal on Tuesdays, it's good pizza and it's cheap. This way it is freshly cooked and hot whenever I want it. I'd argue it's better than the other chains, but that is so subjective it isn't worth arguing.
>>145232303>13 not Johnny HockeyHonor his memory REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
real mountains have snow. I can't claim this for >my team but I live in the hills and work in the mountains
>>145232232Japanese chicken curry unless I'm too lazy to cook
gary put some effort into picking out these bad matchups for the frenzy
Just wait for the Wild to freed from contract hell. Next year the Wild are going to be insane after the Parise/Suter buyout is ended.
*turns 360° and leaves*
>>145232303>gretzky
My Capies :(
GO WILD
WHY DO I DO THIS?FUCK TRELIVINGFUCK BERUBEFUCK MATTHEWSFUCK OAKVILLE
>>145232423mine don't get snow until the winter
OH FUCK THE FLYERS SCORED AT HOME
>>145232303>you now remember Mr October Brian Savage
UH OH DCUH OH
>>145232450Fuck you bitch treliving is a genius.
Everyone in here has to watch sharks ducks and make at least three informed comments about it
I was expecting the Leafs to have a rough go of it after the type of game they played against the Blots last night but man
>>145232444Not so fast!
>>145232378Davie keon is 1 million times the player that cuplet little raped manlet ever wad
Bob back in his October form
>>145232464Alright, let me know when it's my turn, ok>thanks, you're a good friend
>>145232464You can't make me
>>145232288>>145232346dude bros, we out here.
My Capies :)
>>145232232cottage pie
MAKE IT 7-1 WILD!
aaand they give it right backwtf was drysdale even doing
>clean shoulder hit>ref you suck chance startsAre people.from new jersey retarded?
>scorefull draw in Newark
>>145232464ok let me try- ducks have no fans- sharks logo is ugly- san jose is a shit hole>closes tab
>>145232450>laffs actually though tre would right the ship after his work in calgary
>>145232482hildeby can't stop a beach ball
/Hersch/
>>145232529Maybe when they take Conroy next
>>145232541gross
/Shaw/
>>145232491remember when he was so bad against the oilers stolarz had to step in?
>>145232529Treliving has built a better hockey team in 1 year than kyle dubas has in half a decade
>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/
>>145232452Same, but it's the snow that counts. Plus it should regularly hit -30 in the winter or are you even trying?
For me? It’s the Washington Capitals and then my team of course
>>145232541i'm out>>145232555chekd trips and i'm in
/KRAK/
>>145232561>>145232580>he's outhahah
>>145232581We /krak/ing tonight my kigga
>>145232498just finished a spliff and opening my second pint
the announcer in the laffs game said there are only 4 players that dont wear the protective visor on their helmets!
>>145232600Damn straight
>it's the busiest Tuesday of the NHL season
>>145232614That is correct. Benn is one of them and I hope he fucking takes a puck directly into his DUMB LOOKIJG FFUCKING FAVCE FUICKA
/druk/
>>145232627if only it were the busiest saturday
>>145232627If Gary had any sense he’d schedule the games for Saturday or Sunday desu,
>>145232175Salut Pédale!
>>145232645
>>145232645based based based based based based based
>>145232614>>145232637Its the same as players who don't wear helmets during warmup
>>145232645based enjoy yourself :)
Tonight we will see the debut of one of the biggest goons of the AHL, Zachary L'Heureux
So glad that ESPN put two cool niggers on. I wouldn't know how to react without them
>>145232677I do love good goons
>>145232677he doesn't look that big
>>145232650this evening's schedule can really only work on a Friday in future, I'm sure you'll agree with me, Garth
>>145232645See for me>>145230892
shit teams tonight
>>145232344KWAB
>>145232677L'Heureux means "the happy guy" in French
>>145232677>>145232684>>145232691he's not a good. he was actually a really good player in junior. he just has zero emotional control.
>>145232677how long till he pulls a Carter Hart?
society couldnt handle a weekend frenzy
>>145232684He had 197 penalty minutes last season in Milwaukee
>>145232652Nice hill you've got there
I heard the whistle and just figured it was something the flyers did
>>145232645Haven't had a drink in a year but Raineer is damn good
>>145232725
>>145232645drinking natty lights today im broke
>>145230892Holy shit I likes that stuff. They stopped selling it in Quebec 10 years ago. Now they only have Alberta Premium which is good but a little pricey.
PECO POWER PLAY!!!
>>145232725based
>>145232741congrats bro! I'm a couple months sober now
>debbies
N/a/shville! >We're gonna win tonight!
>>145232645On a weekday??
>toews on ice>annunen in netwe may have a hockey game in seattle
>the city of Texas
>>145232770Keep dreaming
>>145232752GOD DAMN IT
>>145232560>laffs
Lmao the crowd at sunrise is pathetic. What a meaningless cup. Congrats Gary.
>>145232788Bud1
>>145232645>>145232663>>145232715Good ol' vitamin R. Enjoy for me WAbros.
I really wanted to make an emphasis to watch more hockey this year but the flyers make it hard, they suck
german eis hockey is better than all others
My starsies :(
>>145232774it's the weekend somewhere
>>145232820good morning hans
>>145232806maybe if canadian fans cheered harder, canadian teams would play better
>>145232770LETS GO PREDSLETS GO PREDSLETS GO PREDSLETS GO PREDS
I have had pure diarrhea for the last 30 minutes How are my leafs doing
My islanders are losing =(
>>145232820don't you have a game soon leon?
>>145232812ngl wish we got yuenglings here, just for some variety that isn't IPA bullshit
>>145232820gutentag, mien leipchien
>>145232827cheers
I just woke up from a year long coma. How are my Arizona Coyotes doing? AWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>145232820>my redbullsies
>>145232843What’s new? Islanders are fucking dogshit I wipe off my boot.
>>145232848it's the only beer I drink now. flight is pretty good ngl
>>145232838You had 30 minutes of liquid laffs?
forzenfrenzie fucking sucks fuck you bettman
>>145232863Shut up chambers my islanders are better than the >rags
>>145232858the cup will be ours
>>145232858Johnny is with them now
Would >rags trade Lafrenière for Suzuki? The boy needs to come home.
It's 17:00 somewhere
>Loserpeg
SCARRRRRR NUCKIES
>>145232851raped bitch
>>145232848You can find it, just gotta look hard.
>>145232747I know it's good and feel bad you can'tget it anymore. Quebec is just retarded with their regulations like that
More like the Philadelphia retards
My Crappies :)
MY FUCKIN CAPIES :)))
>>145232875JEN
How many penalty minutes tonight?
Thank God he's only our backup
RAPEHAWKS GOT JOKER'D
>>145232871fuck that. rangers destroy the islanders in a seven game series.
Happy to be watching some Vancouver Canucks hockey!
WHOS NUCKIES?
Fucking Flyers suck so hard
>>145232911Hope he has more points than stamkos after tonight
"Mike" Danton Heinen
>>145232858Anon....I...I don't know how to tell you this...
>>145232926just like my islanders
>Dylan’s stars losing to buffalo KWAB no milly?
shall be watching blues jets later
>>145232941Indeed ):
>>145232946it's almost like they're frauds
>>145232880PoUr mE sOmEtHiNg TaLl AnD StRoNg AND PUT THE FrIeS In ThE bAg
Forgot how fast Jakub Vrana is.
>>145232960that’s what me and copey have been saying.
>Bobrovsky pulledLMAO
>>145232960Just like my oilers and laffs
honestly surprised... thought we'd be down at this point
shall be asking never
devils can g to the playoffs all they want they'll just get bounced by tampa/carolina/boston/florida/washington
>>145232925OUR NUCKIES
9/11 for bobfags
>>145232980YOU'RE OFF THE CASE BOBROVSKY
massive pp upcoming
>>145232981imagine if the oilers miss playoffs
>>145232980I was told the Florida dynasty was on its way
>>145232880I’ll sue you.
YOUR EVENT IS STARTING SOON
so what's Ovi's count at this point?
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Is it Knight's turn to shine?
What would happen if Gary?
>>145233010didn't ask about your mom's evening plans
>>14523303041 away. He's gonna need next year too
>>145233038He would never
What the fuck is happening to the Leafs
>>145233038died tomorrow and someone who liked the NHL took charge?
Devil's are getting the Queefe treatment
new>>145233073>>145233073>>145233073>>145233073
>>145232843Just like my islanders
>>145232983same desu, what a pleasant surprise
>>145232925/our/
>>145232838you need to eat better get yourself some solid marners
