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>>145237254Kek KWAB dylan
>>145237254>06/10/24
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>dylan/starschizo's status: btfo'd
>>145237334Speak English in Canada.
i miss kadri on the avs :(
I'm thinking about asking Emily Kaplan out on a date
how's sharks ducks
>>145237350boring, standard>like all Late Night tv
>>145237350exciting
>>145237349luckily no one cares what you think
/hoc/ tuah
Why isn't known terrorist Mike Sullivan using Puljujarvi in 3 on 3?
Did everyone enjoy the Frozen Frenzy™ today?
>>145237372Yes I enjoyed watching the stars lose KWAB
>>145237363stop being raped
pray for wolfie. how will he handle the shootout with his height.
>>145237349Go for it dude. Aim as low as possible for the greatest of possibility to hit.
Weird watching hockey after midnight. I like it, least coast.
>>145237372I had a blast, someone called me a faggot and told me to kill myself, and I think I saw Gary, I'm not sure, but if so I'm honored... >Thanks for the great Tuesday, /hoc/ =3best friends forever
Penquins deserved to win unironically. They just got out goaltended
(((Shoot out)))
>>145237401no one asked and you're not one of us
>>145237395
/hoc/ is the most SOVLFVL and kino general, there's real-time memes unlike the others.
>>145237372it wasn't bad. they should do it more than once a year. maybe twice
>>145237407No
It’s over…
>he thinks he's the guy who hands out the Formal Titles and shithilarious
>>145237412cope lmao even nfl gamethreads have fresh OC posted in real time
>>1452374161-0
When is the /hoc/ trick or treat?
>Nedejlkoshit
is this guy on the kings byfield's sidekick?
>>145237431your formal title is raped bitch
>>145237446Kek he’s shit what even was that
>>145237401rest easy big fella>something gay, lads
>>145237404Lmao my cat is named Sammy
>>145237443next monday at your mom's house
>crosPING
>>145237407yes actually, thanks for telling me
>>145237406>>145237401now kiss
>>145237448>Byshit
dylan is silent today kekw
>>145237455stop replying to yourself raped bitch
>his team can only score on a power play
Never ending shootout
kadri shoots right into the pad
SSSSSSCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—ackLames win
>Nedeljkovic
I want to hug all my /hoc/ bros!
here comes the flames spam
>>145237471lmao quiet down samir nobody asked you
>soilerslollmao
fucking thrilled.. good one
WOLF UNDEFEATED AWOOO
>>145237499you and samir have a lot in common, like delivering burritos for instance
Flames WIN
1 point for my penguins :|
>>145237457That cat is a local celebrity
Ynr when the habs started the season 9-1... and still missed the playoffs
doesn't matter still a shit team
awoo
>>145237489I knew a Serbian. He made similar jokes actually.
>>145237521nice faceplant to Ottawa
>The Californian teams and Nevada all being allergic to scoringI sleep
AWOOOOOOO
>>145237497HERE COME THE FLAMESTHE MIGHTY FLAMES SPAMTAKE THE ATTACK, YEAH, ANDWE'LL BACK YOU FLAMES SPAMYOU'RE FLYIN' HIGH NOWSO LET'S WRAP IT UPLET'S GO YOU FLAMES, MOVE OUTNOW ALL LOOK OUTHERE COME THE FLAMES (HERE COME THE FLAMES)HERE COME THE FLAMES (HERE COME THE FLAMES)HERE COME THE FLAMES
Going to the prairies to get me an eastern euro girl like Evanka Osmak
i guess i'll watch the two california retard teams duke it out
>>145237532great timing
>>145237535fuck off we're full
>>145237534
This is the best start in flames franchise history.
>Geno AlcoholkinYa no wonder they didnt win the SO
are any of these sunbelt games worth watching
I didn't poop my pants today AND my team won
>>145237541>I've got a good mind. to slap your fat face!
>>145237556holy sad
>>145237581dylan pooped his pants and his team lost KWAB
>>145237577No
>>145237581I'm gonna come to your house tonight and take a shit in your pants and then leave
>>145237583just like my oilers
>>145237581way to go, Champ
I think the Ducks are going to have an exciting season
>>145237600raped
NEW NUCKHEAD VIDEO TOMORROW WOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145237594when you leave, where are you taking his shit to?? Or is that part of the mystery?
>>145237614bud1
winning 5 games in october is like winning the super bowl for calgay
>flames were supposed to be the 31st worst team this season
sharks are gonna be good once celebrini returns. just you wait
>>145237639good at what
>>145237606for some reason raped faggot hates the jets so i welcome their success
>>145237606>standings incarnate
>>145237643SOG
Fuck off Anaheim Blink 182 is Lolirado's gimmick
>>145237631we're all very excited for you
I think this NHL frenzy day was a bust
>zoomer nhl commercial
>>145237658me?
got a lotta heart achehe's a fuckin weaselhis issues make my mind achewant to make a deal
>>145237665HE'S AT THE HOCKEY GAMEHE'S AT THE GROCERY STOREHE'S AT THE COMBINATION HOCKEY GAME AND GROCERY STORE
Why can't Asians make it into the NHL?
>>145237668Yes, you and all of Calgary
>>145237678thoughts on your eternal loss to bud?
Sorokin isn’t an allstar.
I can't keep track of all these characters everyone is accused of being
>>145237662did you see it, though? cause it was pretty good although the match-ups were completely fucked
Will Cuylle is on pace for 82 points this year
>>145237676too smart
>>145237689eat shit dylan
>>145237676He's coming
>>145237689best not too
>>145237690I watched 1 game and like 10 minutes of the late games
>>145237704when's the first chinese-born canadian junior captain?
Say something nice about Gary
>>145237704grim
>>145237438>niggerfaggotleagueno thanks
>>145237722he's old and will die relatively soon
And then I notice that Caroline has put on some kind of strawberry smell-good. Damn, how disappointed I was. Vulva should taste like vulva, right? Here you have ordered sushi and then some damn...cake comes in.
WE
gimi
>>145237710I think Frozen Frenzy has its placenot-on-Tuesdays would be a great starting point I don't like having single-game days, and I think a split two-day series with 8 games a piece would be more acceptable to the fans>This shit should have started at noon on a Friday
>>145237704>character in the logo is wearing a differently-designed jersey than the actual jersey that it's onunforgivable
>>145237727I dont trust the wild or flames to keep it up. The devils are mid and their record is bolstered by the 2 free wins they got in buffalo
>>145237727>buds islanders sit in perfect mediocrityKWAB no milly
>>145237743no one asked
>>145237753Fuck Your Stupid Face, whoever you are
>>145237752English motherfucker do you speak it?!
negative rizz
>>145237743I have more fun when there is less games scheduled but they are spread out to from 1pm to 10pm
>>145237754*takes off mask to reveal i'm bud**you gulp nervously*
>>145237753unfunny newfag
>captain, the ambassadors from planet retard are here>excellent, send in the calgarian translator
He won't break the record.
>>145237755kek make finals game 7 then speak to me
>>145237768>posting from his phonekwab1
>>145237777>>145237777>>145237777>>145237777>>145237777>>145237777
>>145237777I think he will
>>145237781lurk moar newfag
>>145237777checked. poor ovi. lay off the beers
>>145237727>devils only that high cause they have three games on everyone else garys trickery knows no bounds
>>145237777If the Lakers are allowing LeBron to play with his son who is the basketball equivalent of a 5'6" ECHL guy, the Caps will let Ovi limp across the line for the record no matter how bad he is by then. And he was supposed to be ok second half of last year
>>145237777Unless he gets injured (he doesnt get injured) he'll barely do it and retire a day later
now or never, San Jose
>>145237815your thoughts on bud1?
lol habs
>they chose Never
Sharks are not worth watching if Cellebrini is not playing
HOLY FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEDhttps://x.com/GoldenKnights/status/1848945024865865881>>145237254KWAB
>>145237832he should kill himself
>>145237838I can see that
>>145237842why, what did he do to you?
>>145237839Based
When will the Sharks make the playoffs again?
Can't get away from wrestletards
>>145237856I honestly think they have a better chance of getting relocated to Portland before then
>>145237859mania tickets go on sale tomorrow
>>145237859kek say that around Austin and get Heemed bitch KWAB
marks working themselves into a shoot
And that's the bottom line, cus stone cope said so
>>145237727a mere 3 wins separate the detroit red wings from the #1 overall ranking in the league.let that sink in, chuds.
post about bud again i'll tag you for real
>>145237893*bows down*
>>145237893he got sand in his neovagina after losing to the wongs kwab
>>145237893>>145237884>>145237871
>>145237916KWAB>>145237919based
>>145237916that's to bad
goodnight bros love you
My penguins are cooked :(
>>145237916>cheers for a boring team>surprised when they’re boring KWAB
>>145237933see you tomorrow bro
>>145237933
>>145237916there's a lot of pent up resentment in this post... i'd be careful around him. especially around easter and if i lived in idaho
>kongz
>Americans haven't won a cup since 1993
>A blowout to end this wonderful dayTHANK YOU, GARY!!!
>>145237979why do unfunny fags lean on AI slop so hard
>Alex Meruelo is now seeking public funding for a $1 billion arena in Reno, NV.Thoughts?
>>>why do unfunny fags lean on AI slop so hard[no question mark]
>>145237991sounds retarded enough to be true
>>145237991>I shot a man in Reno
>>145237991the Reno Wolves will be a wonderful addition to the ECHL
>>145237991his cocaine chef must be really talented
I don't know why I'm watching this game
>>145237991gary KWAB'd him a la Bud Style 04/17/22
>>145238013do you know who you were addressing?
>>145238013I turned it off and am getting ready for bed.
>>145238013If another goal is scored, that will make it 96 on the evening: an average of EXACTLY three goals per team.
>>145238024mathematical
https://youtu.be/9YTKpfYt0Qk?si=fLNM9kPW4A7BIh-cTry to watch this without crying challenge. Level: impossible
>>145238022I asked and I cared. Thank you for your input
We did it Reddit! 96 goals
kevin weekes was a jobber
>>145238048getting ready for bed is codeword for smoking a fat one
I think Vegas might be good again
>>145238070"smoking a fat" one is code for gay sex
>>145238048in utah getting ready for bed means drinking a big glass of milk and popping four viagra
>>145237991He's the owner of the Planet Retard expansion team. Milbury is the GM and for coach I'm thinking Dallas Eakins though I can be swayed
>>145238075Unlike the shitshow called the Dallas stars who are missing playoffs and have no milly KWAB
what happened to swedish players? i counted 1 in the top 50 in scoring
>>145237415they said on the broadcast tonight it will happen two more times this season
>>145238079Sounds like a great opportunity for Quenneville to make his grand return to coaching
>that wasn't just a hit, it was a declaration of war
>>145238093Thanksgiving and Christmas would be ideal maybe even New Years
>the average Goal Per Player is now 3.03125fucked it all up, god damnit
chel would be better with no commentaryi already know the game don't need the storylines
>>145238122maybe there will be 31 more goals this game
>>145238133One can merely hope
great maybe the flames will be the easy fodder for the oilers in the first round instead of the kings this season.
it's time for nappies, /hoc/it's been a busy day for shitposters
> Attendance tonight at UBS Arena was a sparse 12,739. Somewhat alarming for third home game of season.Should’ve moved them to Quebec City when you had the chance gary.
>>145238156No more Caveman Smith retard. There's no buff. Flames would win.
>>145238164Oh boy, attendance discourse. The Isles are a small market team masquerading as a big market New York team. Their attendance varies a lot more, and certain factors such as other things going on, lack of excitement about the team, etc will effect it more than big teams like the Leafs and the rags.We just got this stadium, the Isles aren't going anywhere. We know fans show up when there's a reason to or when it's more convenient to (I'm sure this weekend will be sold out). I'm gonna be real I don't even know what the point of talking about all this is.
>>145238178keep it up bud the more you practice the more likely you'll get that call back
all the good guys won toknight except the canes desu>>145238090based
Well, that could have gone better. Vegas is firing on all cylinders and we're still getting in the car. Not a lot to do but move on and hopefully learn from it.
Good god, where to begin. Fiala needs to be benched for a game. The guy was awful tonight. Speaking of awful, that third defense pairing sucks. The third and fourth lines looked good so there’s that.Can’t get mad at Rittich too much, everything went Vegas way, while almost nothing went the Kings way. The special teams still suck ass surprising nobody. It’s only the seventh game, but damn is it irritating.
Yes, we're only 7 games into the season.But I'm seeing the same shit that we've seen before. Absolutely putrid powerplay that REFUSES to try anything else other than perimeter passing in one direction. A coach that refuses to call time out or switch goalies as a tactic to change momentum. An organization that pairs talented young Dmen who are learning the game with fucking pylons as a "development" tool.Our 3-2-2 record and the way we got here is pretty much peak Kings. We have once again built a team that has enough talent to bully crap teams, but just cannot measure up against better teams.
Oettinger has carried us this season. Our team has honestly played like dogshit for 90% of this season. Predators? Outshot by a factor of 2-1. Islanders? Bailed out by Oettinger. Kraken? Nailed out by desmith. San Jose? Yeah we played better. (Still went to a shootout against the winless sharks) Washington? Outshot and lost. Edmonton? Way outshot? Tonight speaks for itself, I don’t care about fake comebacks.
Now that the dust has settled, what was your opinion on the Frozen Frenzy?
bud1
>quackies won 3 - 1 against my snorks:<
anyone know what set him off this time
Sabres capitalized on a lucky bounce and 2 defensive breakdowns, our offense couldn’t establish our board game against the freakishly large roster of the Sabres, and that goalie they have is gonna be a star player.If we don’t figure out the power play, and soon, DeBoer is once again going to find himself in an awkward spot due to his friend’s inabilities. It really doesn’t take a hockey mastermind to understand that if the system is broke you change it, and this PP system has been broken for a long long time
having been part of it myself, it's always fun to see the fans wonder what steve spott has over deboer's head kek
are there more sexy female coaches out there? edmonton should hire one of them
>>145238370I wonder when the stars will achieve something
>>145238495way past our lifetimes unfortunately kwab
>>145237332Nice legs
knights don't play until friday
My dream is to be locked in solitary confinement with Taylor Swift and slowly go insane together. Just me and five walls
>>145238746based
our rosy-cheeked boy
>>145238869you mean Cale the kraken slayer?
Went to the Flames game tonight and then out drinking. But I’m back now and I can tell you that Dustin Wolf is the real deal. His movement is the best I’ve ever seen. He is explosive in the crease but he also stays fully in control and doesn’t overextend. His size is a disadvantage, but his athleticism and vision will make up for it. It was a fun game. Always good to see the boys win. And the Irish lady who sells the Caesars gave me an extra pickle and hot rod sausage. There’s a little more optimism around the Dome these days.
>>145238901isles and stars lost bro KWAB and the knights won
>>145238914The Stars game is surprising. Lukkonen played a really good game for Buffalo. It would be cool if Buffalo improved finally.
>>145238869>>145238885He’s such a sweet boy I just want to kiss him
>>145238901nice larp
>>145239056No larp. I got tickets from my dad’s work. I only get to got to a few games a year so it was a fun night.
>>145239065yet no one posted pics from the saddledome
real real retard hours
>>145239088and you're the star of the show
>>145239088thanks for announcing the shift changesee ya tomorrow
>>145239068All I have is this pic of the the blasty statue out front of the Saddledome.
>>145239100someone's pic at leastnext time you're at the game take a pic from your seats
>>145239119I took that pic before the game. Pretty nice with the sun behind the horse, huh? The Flames are fun this year I hope I make it to a few more games this year yet.
>>145239131you would take a better shot if the light source was behind you
>>145239136Not this time dawg
>>145239149the colours are washed out and dof is poor because the camera is working too hard
>>145239164Oh yeah it works hard baby <3
>>145239173having to make up for its owner's poor camera technique
>>145239179Face it buddy my photography is pure sex
>>145239197then drown in that pussy, player
So Wolf is 3-0-0. Flamesbros justified
>>145239205sheltered minutes against non-playoff teams
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
All the good guys in Canada won yesterday
>>145239302>good guys in CanadaName 'em.
>>145239349Flames for starters
finnish goaltending is the silver bullet
>>145239349jets and sens
Jets->rags CupHappening
>>145239367The vampires running the league won’t like this
woke up and realized I'm out of milk for coffee and cereal, do I doordash a couple of bags or walk to the dep?
>>145239500Go for a walk
>>145239367Anything is better than >bulgarian goaltending
>>145239500I think the only answer is seppuku
>>145239500Yogurt is milk
They didn't have milk but they did have malk
>bagged milk
Just had a nice girthy marner to start off the day
The Columbus Blue Jackets defeated the Toronto Maple Leafs by a score of 6-2
>>145239207wow ultimate cope just accept that you're dumb
my broons got shut out by a winless nashville. this team is doomed to miss playoffs
bag this
holy shit, holy fuck
>>145239830They’ve only played shit teams
Had toast and orange juice instead, will pick up a couple bags when I go return the cans
>>145239842who even are the strong teams this season?
>>145239758huska could have started wolf in the game vs their divisional rivals but chose not to
>>145239850with jam?
just ate 3,000 calories. my liver feels like shit, I have to work in 6 hours, and I also drank a 26 in the last 6 hours. My team? Well, I am sure it's quite obvious
>>145237254Huomenta Soilers anons. Feels great waking up after a win.
>>145239876I save the jam for when I'm on the ice
>>145239916Jen
poor miroforced to play 26 minutes in a loss
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>145239960Maybe he should play better then
>>145239980yes, its not like they got anyone else
>>145239960I'm starting to think that dallas is fraudulent
Why do I see stray cats walking up to strangers in youtube videos, yet all of them seems to run away from me
>>145240006they don't put out the footage when the cat runs away, keep trying and one will eventually come in for the scratch
>>145240006sounds like your the common denominator, anon.
>>145240006I tried petting one the other day and it walked away
>>145240006Put catnip on your ankles
Pet this bussy
>>145240006You’re Chinese
>>145239778Tomorrow Swayman and Otter duke it out to see who was worth the 8 million per year that should be fun
>>145240006Cats can detect chuds
>>145240119Connor Bedussy
>>145240227Otter will humiliate him
>only one game>its a retard bowlThanks Gary
one game tonight and it's shit and literally happened last night too (and was shit)has gary lost his marbles?
Gary is the expert, stop questioning him
>>145240332Don't you have a powerpoint to be making, intern?
sharks ducks tonight?
>craps
>>145240332are you an expert?
>>145240346they all use AI programs to do that now, end of an era
powerpoint this
>>145240332An expert in jewish tricks so yes I will be questioning him
>shutoutlol>shutout by nashvilleLMAO
Only two sleeps until my beloved DIII shitshow games start up again
>>145240564Don't tell my boss or I'll be out of the job
Imagine… the NHL covering up your team getting BTFO by Columbus, 6-2KEK
120 points this year
>>145240675It was basically revenge of the nerds night NHL edition
You know what the perfect game is? Zero hits. You know why it's the perfect game? Because you always have the puck.
>>145240675getting two shorties in a game is impressive
I'm convinced last night was rigged specifically for sports betting. It was already an ESPN gimmick night then you have a dozen games that are either suspiciously high scoring or "upsets" that more than likely blew out half the bets for the night.
>>145240675None of those are about laffs or BJs. Take your meds
>>145240890nice cope. how much did you lose?
>>145240890MEDS
bettors get what they fucking deserve
>>145240890Yep
>>145240890I hope your shit hobby gets banned again
>>145240622>goaltender named GOYERnice
>Sharks allow 40 shots for 4th time in 7 gamesHoly FUCK this defense is atrocious
>>145240897>>145240914I don't bet, I just find it strange that on the night ESPN holds the league hostage under the guise of an event (who is deep into the sportsbook scene) and right after Bally becomes FANDUEL SPORTS NETWORK the games go fucking bananas.
>>145240981I just find it funny that Gary’s big day was ultimately overshadowed by Zach Bryan cheating on/dumping his GF.
Islanders fans are getting exposed as bandwagoners. With dropping attendance numbers I’d be embarrassed to play for that franchise.
>>145240914Sports gambling people should be culled but even they would probably know that individual NHL regular season games are not predictable and the favorite does not win every game by a predictable score. This is a plain ol' /hoc/ retard
>>145241023thats where you're wrong. everything is predictable, i just happen to know all the relevant variables
>>145240622For me, it's Trinity
Flames when they play any other team
>>145241038Only ones I don’t fux with are Elmira and Utica honestly
>>145240826Unless it's against my Flyers
>>145240928>Does nothing>Obliterates the franchise
>>145240981They showed 3 of 16 games, anon. I'd hardly call that "hostage:
>>145241088all thanks to the fraudulent trophy known as the norris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPZ3JX6M7Y4My Rangers!
>>145241197k i n o
>1 game>repeat of a game from last night>fraudulent retool vs dogshit youth team
>>145241174Voters kept getting confused and voting for the wrong Carlson
>>145240890Betting or not my sabbies are so back
>>145241210thanks interns
so frenetic
>>145240890Players are retards but they're prideful retards who aren't going to throw games. How would you really go about rigging 1, let alone 16 NHL games? Schizo motorized puck theory, paying the already shit goali generation to be even shittier?
>laffs
>>145241306>didn’t reach 100>didn’t break the record for most goals in on nightSad
>>145241306>roughly 3 goals per team WOAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>145241318>but they're prideful retards who aren't going to throw gamesI don’t agree
>>145241338Except for the pooins, poo york and pootah
>>145241349Well I look forward to your full report with proof on the rigging. Goals per game is the exact same as 2 years ago right now and it's up the last 4 years quite a bit overall. Just a high scoring era.
>>145241318the easiest way to rig games is to not involve the players at all and work solely through the referees.you don't actually need to explicitly corrupt the referees, either. you can "advise" them with memos and briefings on how they are calling games and they will just adjust. give top players power plays and they will convert enough to generally get the results you want.i would also point out that with the advent of widespread prop betting, players can do things like take shots on goal [when maybe they should pass] to hit a number [or not hit a number] and feel like they aren't really throwing the game.
>>145241318Realistically all you would need is to convince two or three players to sandbag. Would probably be easiest at the beginning of the season outside of when they're out of contention.
there was a really suspicious penalty called against NJ last night when they were looking like they might dig out of a big hole and get back into it.
Hate it
Burden of proof is on your schizos.
>>145241390You don't even have to do that. Just completely ignore that goalie interference is against the rules, and invent the most retarded version of offsides to exist in any sport.
>>145241457What would you change about offsides?
>>145241380If you’re too dumb to conceive of a single way/reason why a game could be rigged, sandbagged, or tilted idk what to tell you.
Oh no no no clubbros...
>>145241380>Right after the US and Canada legalized sports bettingHmmmmm
>>145241477>2022 first round draft choice, defenseman Maveric Lamoureux, has been recalled from the Tucson Roadrunners!
>>145241477It seems like there’s more injuries all around this year
>>145241437they look good to me.
>>145241475We can conceive reasons all day, but unless you have some proof you're just a schizo. Make a report to the fbi or something. Blow this scandal right open anon.
>>145241477>shoulder injuriesHaha time for being shit for the rest of their career
>>145241524I’m sorry anon I don’t engage in good faith discussions with the mentally retarded I’m going to have to shut this convo down now
>>145241470Nothing, that's the point. We've had how many goals recalled already for players "probably" being half an inch ahead of the puck? It's bullshit every time, and it gave us a seven-game final last year.
>>145241477KWAB
>>145241552>4chan>good faith discussionKek. I'm sorry your team lost last night schizo.
i missed the gary gala but my leafsisters are suffering so then i am too
>>145241615>sports betting isn’t rigged and if you disagree you are a schizophrenic lol kk
>>145241630good
>>145241655Any proof beyond ref incompetence?
>>145241630Had some tiktok witches put a hex on Tavares' amulet but it was probably a superfluous action.
(after needing five different slow motion replays to figure out if a hit was clean) I think it's easy to be an NHL ref
>>145241677>offering proof to a gambling addict for why gambling is a losing game for them I hope nobody ever wastes their time and energy this way
>>145241691Cope it blocks 5g so he wouldn't be affected
we know for a fact the referees control the gamehttps://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nhl-fires-referee-tim-peel-after-hot-mic-captures-him-n1261954
>>145237932Now make them kiss
>>145241711I still think refs should be made available to the media in post game
>>145241780gary would never allow such accessdo not question his authority
i think you guys should mind your business.
>>145241711I’ve seen so many games over the years where it’s blatantly obvious that the linesmen aren’t making any effort to move out of the way for one team specifically when it’s a zone entry
It took the flames 15 games last season to reach 5 wins lol
our reffies
bud won
>>145241955Thats because there was so much dead weight on that team that needed to be cut off>markstrom>lindholm>hanafin >zadorov >kylington Look what happens when you purge the cancer from the team. You start winning.
>>145241711us refchads run this league
How mad are flames management that the tank is going so bad. Having 17 cap space is without question an attempted tank. My flames can't do anything right :(
>>145242052they're happy that they're making playoffs
>>145242052The convoy trucks on regardless
>>145240622Is the Draw of D3 schedule based for players or is it usually just an ability thing?
Flames are the hardworking shitters. Nice to see them succeed. Good contrast to Edmonton
>>145242118latter. they know that they're not talented enough to play in the big leagues so they'd rather focus on school and enjoying college life
>>145242157That makes sense
>>145242041>>145242052>>145242133the habs once started a season 9-1 and still missed the playoffs. enjoy these early wins while you can flamers
>flames are 5-0-1>they don’t even have shangoalvich backThis league is fucked were winning the cup
>only 1 absolutely SHIT game tonight
>>145242191they were 19-3-3 at one point in the season too lol
Gary is the BEST
i am literally elaine rn i want to kill the dog
>>145242184poor doggy :(
>>145242204there is no way this is true
>the CAL Flames are on pace to end the season at 152 points
>>145242311It is almost trueThey were 19-4-3https://www.hockey-reference.com/teams/MTL/2016_games.html
>>145242191big difference here is one team is located in the land of french faggotry and the other in AMERICA
Habs stole the flames playoff spot in the Canadian divison we had more wins loser overtime points shouldn’t fucking count
>>145241306What Gary should’ve done is made all the pucks whites. That would’ve actually been a frenzy
But they do, do you have no valid point. Just like your Flames, not enough points.
Flames should get a point for every anime image
My flames might just win it all this year
I don't get it. Are you allowed to goon with him or something.
I thought after the laffs game that montembault was the second coming of jaro halak, but sadly he might just be another andre racicot
>>145242485I hope this counts as anime
The S&P is crashing
>>145242525Lucic is the biggest pussy in hockey history
>"If you don't vote McDavid for MVP, you WILL have your voting privleges revoked! We are NOT doing that anymore!"
>>145242551Just like my Islanders
This guy's schtick of being obsessed with mcdavid and putting periods in his filenames is getting real old. just like my islanders
>>145242496It is a sick cult.Canadian families spend hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to get their toddlers to be drafted #1 overall, they spend all those years knob-slobbing on "superstars" trying to rationalize their childish belief that NHL is like the NBA, and they never want to admit they were total retards taken in by media hype and scam child sports businesses.
Ladies and gentlemen, the KWAB Cup has a winner!
>>145242609uh oh, the 'cord is here!
>>145242579>obsessed with McDavidtuned in to any NHL media in the past decade?
>>145242622when will gary step in and do something about that shit team?
>>145242609So true it happens just as often in ice dance
>>145242622Sharks bros... it was supposed to be different this year...
>>145242633based makarout front of his high school in calgary theres a bus shelter thing with just a giant ad of him on it almost like a shrine
yes retard the nhl is going to hype up a 150 point scorer instead of the jannettys on the carolina hurricanes
>>145242678post pics of it the next time you walk by
>>145242699Will do Cale
Ever noticed the oilers didn't win the cup last season?
>>145242681>nhl is going to hype up a 150 point scorerhappened once, won't happen againThe more bizarre thing is the ideation of numbers. Numbers are causually inert abstractions.What you're REALLY saying is that you can't process dynamic physical activities, and instead can only process simplified numerical reductions of those athletic processes.That you're stupid and a Bugman.
>>145242749The 2024-2025 Oilers have received more hype than any NHL team in history.Not even close.I'm old enough to remember the 01-02 Red Wings (supposedly the most hyped team). This Oilers hype far surpassed it.People want hockey to be the NBA so badly.
Oh looks like its real american retard hours
>>145242778fo sho
>>145242622I want 0-82.
>>145242609nah. thats what minor hockey is for, it weeds out the ones that aren't gonna make it early on. you give your kid a shot and if he sucks he sucks have you never played organized sports as a kid? its no different in the u.s. with football
what is the NHL going to do about Nazi infiltration of hockey locker rooms?
>>145242833Hopefully nothing
>>145242833cole caufield is a female soul in a male body
>>145242777feel like the dullas stors got significantly more hype than edmonton over the past year and a half
>>145242777>People want hockey to be the NBA so badlyWhat did you mean by this?
>>145242833>My team
>>145242833
>>145242825>its no different in the u.s. with footballNo, football prizes raw athleticism."Skill player" in football means "athletic".In hockey, athleticism is hated and punished.In hockey, "skill" means unathletic, but was willing to>let 60 year-old scouts suck his cock (w/ parental approval, obv)>be unathletic but spend literally 500k+ to endlessly repeat tedious and mundane specialized skills to make the sport as disconnected from raw athleticism as humanly possibleAmerica is littered with 2- and 3-sport athletes because they're, ya know, athletic.Mitch Marner or Connor McDavid couldn't make a high school soccer team in Oregon, let alone compete in the NFL or MLB.
>>145242856Not the same thing. Dallas is actually a good team.
>>145242856thats cause the stars are actually an approved team to win it not just canadian lies fed to the canuck goyim
>>145242885Source? You'd think a "good team" would have a cup this millennium
>>145242885>no milly>gets btfo by buffalelkwab
>>145242883fucking tie domi was an all star soccer and football player you are talking out of your ass
>>145242883interesting troll or legitimate retardi can't figure out which just yet
>>145242894Yeah, you would
>>145242867Guildford owns your sorry asses.
>>145242924We're talking about the stars, no need to deflect, dylan
reminder not to interact with blue haired ghouls who spew their 'cord nonsense
>>145242894Cope there are so many good teams that have won it you are delusional.
>>145242930Yeah but do they abuse fat women on planes?
>>145242933Not your imaginary friend, sorry.
>>145242969dylan in based tier immediately invalidates the list
>>145242972hey dylan how's your shift going at the gay retard factory today
>>145242911Yeah, 30 years ago.When hockey players were athletic country boys and blue collar boys, yes, hockey was an actual athletic competition. Now it's a "skills" (code for "repetition") competition.Hockey has completely changed since them.
just like my islanders
>>145242969You posted your tier list upside down on accident.
>>145242969Most of those teams have 0 posters that post on behalf of them.
system of a down sucks
>>145242993mirin' those shoulders
>>145243061I know it's supposed to be poop, but it's too orange. I don't many orange liquids, so I can't say what it does look like. I just know it doesn't look like poop
>>145243025habs posters are too busy fucking my wifeanyway go leafs
habs fans are too busy slobbering over lame hutson to care about women
Shit thread hope the next is better
>>145243137It won't be
>>145243137Bee the change anon
>>145243150Just like the laffs
lets bang these last 5 posts out fellas
>stors
finishing up the new thread right now boys
>no milly dilly
>>145243189>>145243194KWAB
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