/hoc/ sucks, I know
My penguins ):
>>145243199What a nice Easter that was :)
your local hockey team? not very good!
Blue Jackets
>rolls into thread
>>145243253Forsen invented this meme
My bruins :(
>>145243248Just like my islanders
my wingies :)
>when a nuckies retard gets too uppity
>>145243199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h64M4rVU__s
Wolf 3-0, around 2 GAA and a 940%. And the guy looks like a 12 year old in net he is so small. Meanwhile we have the state puffed Marshmallow man in net and he can barely throw up a 900% lolNumbers we would dream of
you guys ever play mutant league hockey? it's pretty good. I wish they would remake it.
>>145243449Most goalies are only goalies because they were taller than the other kids when they started playing. Wolf was small and stayed small so he had to learn to be good and work with what he has.
only a single SHIT game
>>145243506most goalies are goalies because they have rich parents who cant tell the brat "no"
>>145243506sounds exactly like my penis
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>>145243555checked
remember when the stars got obliterated by the sabres bro's KWAB
>>145243555JEN
"As in real hockey, fights may break out." how times have changed
>>145243628Yes Dylan is still worked KWAB
>>145243637You could argue things are going back to the way they were, and that the 80s were an anomaly.
>>145243698
>>145243690>playing hockey in college
>>145243698at some point some MIT nerd will run the numbers and start dressing thug teams and we will see hockey fights again. Hockey fights are awesome
>>145243690cute girl!
>>145243803The only thing hockey fights these days is cancer.
trade you a holographic charizard for a hutson rookie card
>>145243585It's not 2017 anymore.>>145243690Tucking your shirt in your shorts should be punishable. 5 years if prison.
>>145243690looks like he has ALS or MS or something.
I'm thinking about buying a vape from the dude store but im wondering if I have to buy the pen separately
>>145243826and white men
>>1452438031 heat of the moment chimpout fight surpasses 50 contrived "I challenge you to a duel good sir" fights
>>145243949wait a couple of weeks before you use that image
>>145243932>numale screechingwhatever walz, hockey fights are awesome I dont care if they are contrived for fan enjoyment or not.
>1 game 2 days ago>16 games yesterday>1 game todayfuck off gary just give me nice few games every day
>>145243855
>>145243875if you don't have a battery tell them you want a disposable which is an all in one vape battery+dude. or buy a cart/cartridge which is probably cheaper and get a cheap battery there if they sell them or get one at a vape store. if you aren't sure just ask they're not going to be mean to you anon.
Being an incredibly successful NHL player that is either prematurely balding or has severe adult acne seems like such a Faustian bargain.
>>145244010The helmets cause the balding. They're damaging their hair wearing a helmet for extended periods of time over many years.
>>145244010I blame creatine
>>145244027I wonder if there’s a way to redesign the helmets to mitigate that. Line them with silk or something
>>145243555
>>145244140i actually liked his beardshould have kept it.
>>145244140based Donnie and Dhali boomer
>>145244001i'm gonna buy a vape and rip the entire thing tonight
keep the discussion on mutant league hockey please
>>145244195does that take place on planet retard?
>>145243994no no no you see you stupid fucking goyim are not to watch just me, but you are also to watch the nba, mondays, wednesdays and fridays are for you to consume our basketball product and tusedays, thursdays, and saturdays you are to consume our hockey product you see goyim we see you as a fucking retard that only mindlessly consumes so you will watch the nba on the other days
>>145244188should've done it last night /hoc/ was on fire
>>145244221I'll watch collegepuck instead
>another woman comes out with hockey player gang rape accusation >Gary Bettman literally just says “look over here everybody all the teams are playing on Tuesday it’s a frozen frenzy >the woman and her rape allegation immediately memoryholed Can’t believe people doubt him still
>>145244294I AM SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU MR GARY I WILL BUY THE JERSEY AND TICKETS TO THE 4 NATIONS GAMES
any of these games not shit?
>>145244325Sharks got relegated
>>145244381jen
>>145244294sounds like it was probably Adam Fox, or Zach Hyman that did the rape
>>145244421a good harvard boy like fox would never
>>145244440true he only fucks bagels
>>145244188Exchange the vape for sex with underaged girls. That's apparently popular in the city Elias Pettersson was born in.
>>145244325Yeah watch my 8-2 Everett Silvertips play tonight, should be a good game.
>>145244587no wolf no watch
Jake Allen just went from first to 34th in save percentage lmao
>>145243698>>145243932nobody fuckin fights anymore and if they do it's after a clean it or it's some staged bullshit with some thug like ryan reaves who has no purpose in a hockey game logging 3 minutes in ice time. I miss when guys would fight out of passion and not routine
>>145243988Human torch looking ahhh
>>145244587why's your fjsal black?
>>145244637there was a great fight yesterday first game good tilt couple of real dumb retards going at it, hard
>>145244613You can watch Jesse Sanche play, he's the number one goalie in the WHL right now, could be the next Wolf.>>145244655I don't know I don't think it was at first, something happened.
>>145244637It pisses me off when they try jumping a guy after he does a clean hit on their star player.
>>145244668It was a good tilt but there was a lot of slow dancing in that one and nobody fell to the ice. I also miss the days of tucking the chin and just throwing. none of this feeling my opponent out bullshitLot of guys fight to not lose these days and just get a draw.
Time for dinner. The same type of meal I taught Cutter Gauthier's dad how to eat 20 years ago.
>>145244825you met him? what was it like?
>>145244825>fork and knife for dumplingsUse your hands, anon. That's what the dough is for.
>>145244893I think that's potato
>>145244902Kroppkakor are dumplings.
>>145244472He likes bagels because the shape reminds him of how many cups he's won with the >rags
>>145244472lewd
>>145244893>fork and knifeit's knife and fork
>>145244867He played for my team and came and talked in front of my class then had lunch with us and our teacher. He was cool. Told a bunch of stories, none of which I remember.
>>145244874not for the native population, trudeau is importing aids
>>145245013That's a cool memory
>>145244874Oilers and flames fans dont have sex so nothing will change
>>145244978sorry anon, I didn't notice
>>145245066i got a pretty shameful bodycount any number beyond 1 is most dishonor im in the double digits
>>145244825Those look good. What's in them?
B U D 1B U D 1B U D 1B U D 1
>>145245157Boiled potato dumpling with minced meat.
>>145245167/hoc/ is an immersive experience because I feel like I have CTE
hockey
>>145245142I’m at 0 any tips? Should I lose the goatee?
B U D 1 B U D 1 B U D 1 B U D 1 B U D 1 B U D 1 B U D 1 B U D 1 B U D 1 B U D 1 B U D 1 B U D 1
>>145245329find a good wife first
I am so fucking tired it's insane
>>145245394women don’t date men with 0 body count. It shows bad social standing
>>145245420Lou what are you doing in Canada? Get back to work
bud is so fucking 1 its insane
>>145245439then I'm fucked
>>145245196Like pierogis?
bud10milly
>>145245268Best sport
keep thinking wes walz is the vice presidential nominee
>>145245558Walz is a good pick jd Vance ain’t looking great. Just like when the oilers named mcdavid as captain
no milly no billyno shilly no really
Flames and Islanders
>flames and islandersi'm out
>>145243248i do not have one
>>145245664>>145245649They’re fodder for the good teams to beat
>>145244421or jake walmam or any of the hughes brothers
>>145244117Silk is to too expensive.
>>145245516Nothing like, no.
Alright i bought the vape pen and a 90% thc cartridge. The weed I usually smoke is around 30% so this vape better hit good.
What hockey team would Goku play for if he had the choice?
>>145245829I bet they still taste good. Maybe I'll try to make some.
>>145246006do a blinker
>>145246022sharks or canucks since he likes challenges
>>145246022My islanders so he could have bud as a fan
>>145246022whichever team offered him the most food
*drops gloves*
>>145246006>90% thc cartridgeIs it distillate? Unless it's live resin, carts ain't shit.
>>145246022>east coast so he can fight big guys>wears orange>retardislanders
>>145246204>east coast so he can fight big guyssince when are the "big players" in the east? west was always more physical.
>>145246204Ducks and Flyers are also orange
I want to play where the big girls play!
>>145246342And also retarded
>>145246478San Antonio doesn't have a hockey team
Hello where is the hockey
>>145246515You didn't do your chores so we're canceling hockey today
If you’re too sick for school you’re too sick for hockey mister
>>145246489just like my islanders
No hockey today
my canesies play the flim flams tomorrow
There's /hoc/ then there's /hawk/
just took a shit where every wipe for fifteen wipes was the same as the previous, felt like i was trying to dry out a highlighter the hard way
/hoc/ tuah
>>145246740Just hop in the shower
>>145246740
>>145246740You should give it back
>>145246241He wants to challenge Crosby and ovi
>no milly dilly
>my avies
>>145246740Invest in a bidet
This will be the most boring NHL season ever
The Capitals are 4-1 and the Flyers are 1-4-1. This is actually a pretty interesting Metro division matchup
>>145246984just like my islanders
Smells like retard in here
>>145246988The most interesting metro matchup is still dogshit for retards
>>145246974>Avalance
>>145246974They’re going on a winning streak
>>145247027Unlike my islanders
>>145247018what is this phenotype
>>145247043market deity
Hobartbros our bid for a dynasty begins Friday
>>145246984A lot of the players seem checked out to a degree.
Is Johnny out the entire season?
>>145244655some pngs have been showing up with black backgrounds lately
>>145247043/hocjaw/
I'm kinda hyped.
>>145246996>smells like retard in here
>>145247131I just hope he isn't flat when he comes back I just hope he isn't tired when he comes backI just hope he doesn't get run over when he gets backI just hope getting up to speed doesn't kill himI just hope
>>145247211They should have some stateless persons play a zero nations faceoff
>>145247215i say that and look like that
Think I am going to watch or listen to a few games a week until NLL starts.
i was told the dallas stars were good???
>>145247272by who?
>>145247272yeah they still are good
*sniffing my pregnant wife's belly* smells like retard in here
guaranteed she's going to fuck some players one day
>>145247211My expectations are basement level
>>145247286by no milly dilly
>>145247339Will she fuck any /hoc/ posters?
>>145247339>that button holding on for dear lifehnnnnnng
>>145247339she's all business, creep.
>>145247339She’s got Micheal Jackson nose
>>145247339I like how gender neutral this is
>>145247428she's able to combine professional, casual and feminine but free.
Who's she going to lose her virginity to?
>>145247480Miles Wood
why is everybody on this site a sex obsessed freak
>>145247501uhh yeah i somehow doubt she goes for chuds
>>145247353Nobody on /hoc/ can meet her standards
>>145247506Wdym
>>145247506Dylan is gooning again
>>145247480$20 says she and pk wind up together
>>145247538You know exactly what I mean
Who is hockey? What is hockey? When is hockey? Where is hockey? Why is hockey? How is hockey?
>>145247339>going to
>>145247339>>145247353>>145247361>>145247398>>145247423>>145247428>>145247630That is my wife and I'm going to ask you all to respect her.
>>145247339Her body is the Kraken's secret motivating tool. Expect them to be at or near the top of the Pacific this season.
>>145247506Nobody on 4chan has normal sex
I took a big hit from that vape and it gave a nice buzz but it wore off pretty quickly.
>>145247721Hockey Mommy (and the very unfortunate circumstances leading to grubauers double knee replacement) will lead /our/ Krakies to the top! :)
>>145247789i've seen this video 100 times
>>145247806you need to get a life, pal
>>145247056I will be posting the streams in the thread so we can watch together by the way
More like hoeblart
I DEMAND HOCKEY NOW
>>145247789Leather blazer looks good on her, very Silvio-esque. Ready to call anyone a bukyak.
>>145247789
There's only one game on tonight, /hoc/.Who do you want to win?Flyers or Capitals?
>>145247916I want /hoc/ to win again
>>145247932you are me
>>145247916i want them to both lose and fold
>>145247932How do you know it was the neighbor
>>145247789seeing another team suffer under poobauer brings me more joy than it does you sadness so, altruistically speaking, the kraken should continue playing him
>>145247958Doorbell camera
>>145247932
i wish flanders was my neighbour
My dad looks like flanders desu. Well he used to now he looks like an older version
>>145247971typical devil worshipper attitude
>>145248023i once got an over the pants handy at red rocks nbd
the chel has outlived its usefulness and is a burden around hockey's neck
>>145248048what was his name?
>>145248045if only you could understand my pure childlike joy watching him totally suck ass in a different jersey
>>145248072Zdeno, didn't catch his last name
>>145248072are you trying to insinuate something
wheres jen
>>145248083If only you could understand how we were right about you. Ass fans are devils worshippers.
garys injuring players again
>>145248184Puke Poos is back
>>145248152Jen
>early in a new year Montreal already at the bottom againwhats the point of the Montreal Inhabitants of Canada? They cant draft worth a shit, they never get better. Its honestly embarrassing. Relocate this shit team.
>>145248215Montreal plays zero defense at all. St Louis is a dead man walking if they finish 8th again
>>145248215they kneecap themselves by making it a priority to get frenchois players and so will never be good ever ever ever ever
>>145248221>another coaching changewell, woopty doo. A new coach will realize he's also fucked with "star" players like Suzuki and Bustkovsky.
>>145248243Slaf and Suzuki are the least of their problems. They play no defense. its all run and gun. that literally will never get you a chance to grow with said players either way.
>>145248215They made it to the stanley cup finals 3 years ago with a power of friendship boomer team, they were always going to have to rebuild
why did gary make it so expensive
not watching these shit teams might put on last knight's nxt, NOT watching the tranny no milly fed
>>145248215The GM speaks english.
Time to watch survivor cause gary didn’t schedule any games today
I just started following the NHL this season and landed on Seattle as my team because of timezone reasons and they are still pretty new. Besides Hockey Mommy and the social media memes what actually hockey shit should I know about the team? I'm an AIHL fan so I already have a good grasp of hockey.
>>145248314there's a game but it's shit
>>145248323you should know that seattle is gay kwab
>>145248273I'd guess supply and demand. A fair amount of Canadians might travel to see it. I hope there are public watch parties
>>145248323Shane Wright is one of their up and coming talents
>>145248327You know, Washington is sort of interesting. They are a team that by all means should be done already but they keep finding ways to hang on and appear in the playoffs. A team that literally refuses to die despite virtually everyone wanting them too.
>>145248369Kek he’s shell shocked
>>145248323they are the team for simps with their walled coach and caked sideline whore
/Hersch/
oh god here it comes
>>145248323matty beniers is scared of tyler myers
>>145248387It's like when your mom made you pretend to be happy about your aunt's christmas gift
>>145248392ugly and gross
Through each of their first five games, there's eight NHL teams who have surrendered 15 goals or less. Here are their records:-Calgary (5-0-1)-Washington (4-1-0)-Carolina (3-2-0)-Dallas (5-2-0)-NYR (5-0-1)-Minnesota (4-0-2)-Winnipeg (6-0-0) the #Isles: 2-2-2
>>145248392she works exclusively for my knighties now
>>145248425>he's outhahah
>>145248323The way the expansion drafts work, you got like the twelfth best veteran players on every team, so it's kind of a roster of NPCs. It's a hard group of players to say anything about. Vince Dunn is supposed to be good, and Jordan Eberle was a big deal when he was really young but the Oilers were a terrorist organization.Vegas had a ton of success with an expansion draft a few years before Seattle, but other teams' general managers made obviously shitty moves to give them good players for no reason, and I honestly think the mass shooting in the summer before their opening game gave them plot armor
>>145248439friendly reminder they've done nothing after 2021 and just reinforce the stale narratives. they really should trade Nelson and Palmieri at the deadline. Keeping Pulock over Toews was the start of the decline btw.
Where u at, hoc? Here for a work thing.Was here for sens vs Laffs last year.
>>145248439this is winnipeg's year
>>145248497im in space. on the space station.
>>145248493stephen you absolute nigger you spent months here demanding toews be run out of long island don't think we forgot
>>145248497based have fun! :) I'm applying to jobs at home
>>145248497try posting in the basketball thread retard
why werent coyotes fans willing to drive an hour out to their arena to support the team? you never hear snes fans complaining about having to drive an hour out to kanata to see their team.
>>145248519Phillies fans invaded Arizona last year during the NLCS. Arizona is not a good market.
>>145248386It helps when they get gifts like Strome for free. Their drafting has been decent. McMichael and Protas have been very good this year.
Coaches who will be fired after this season
>>145248502kek
>>145248592He's getting exposed pretty badly. He's still riding on the coat tails of their 2023 season despite their failure
>>145248502>>145248602classic bud kwab almost as retarded as no milly dilly
>>145248592Tortorella
>>145248640Based. Love it when you share his screen caps
>>145248640KEK based
>>145248612i feel like neely made focus too much on picki g big tall guys to be "tough"
/hoc/ settle a dispute for me. How old is too old to go trick or treating?
>>14524871114
>>14524871115
>>14524871118
>>145248711however old you are when people stop giving you candy
>>145248711people don't trick or treat anymore and trunk or treat is for little children and their Moms
DOWD SCARRR
KWAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL-uQT42zdU
how long will Pennsylvania's cup drought last?
New York Rangers Legend Dylan McIlrath
my crappies :)
i got a small parlay riding on Wilson getting o.5 tonight. Am I gonna make it?
michkov never stood a chance on this team
>>145243803What does /hoc/ think about baseball fights?
>>145248792Maybe. Philly is ass but he's shooting like 40% and doesn't assist.
>>145248772I'm listening to tool
>>145248739its sad to no longer see kids on halloween
>>145248823grim
>>145248812unprofessional and beneath Our National Pastime
>>145248842Society is to blame
MY CAPIES :)
>>145248871McMichael is based
>>145248846fine ill switch to electric wizard
>>145248864Wish we could figure out the reasoning
Should the league step in and do something about this franchise?
At least tomorrow will have good games
>>145248880based
>>145248883I feel for Torts
>>145248882he saved us
>>14524871116
>>145248895Can't wait until he's a coach in the PWHL
>>145248823nice
>>145248895he's too based for the shitty flyers
>>145248823you are a tool
>>145248908kek
>>145248864we live in hell
>>145248880listen to some Cypress Hill>>145248881I don't want to insult you or anything, but the cause and effect are too complex to explain outside of the classroom and this place has a tendency to get pubescent and obscene about topics like that
>>145248864a society is made up out of people
>>145248960there are too many rotten apples
>1530s; borrowed from Middle French societé, from Old French societé, from Latin societās, societātem (“fellowship, association, alliance, union, community”), from socius (“associated, allied; partner, companion, ally”), from Proto-Indo-European *sokʷ-yo- (“companion”), from Proto-Indo-European *sekʷ- (“to follow”).society is walking with your friend
i'm going to be handing out king sized candy bars for the /hoc/ trick or treat
>>145248965jlmi
I would have sex with a black woman.
>>145248640>be weary of his turnoversKucherov kept killing Toews in the finals even with Makar btw
flyers are a fag team
i would have sex with 1 (one) woman. (my wife)
>>145248978I'm going to hand out "Tort Tarts" to the chillins, you bite into it and it tastes sweet and calls you A SOFT PUSSY, NOW BLOCK SOME SHOTS
>>145248978That's snacktastic
>>145248994just like my islanders
>>145249002Is she black?
satisfy this
>>145248986I don't think any less of you, but my expectations were set pretty low in the first place
>>145248978based I'll dress up as an imp
>>145249012yes, actually.
>>145248989ywnbaswogtj btw
>>145249006Your moms dildo
>>145249002good for you for waiting until marriage
>>145248986Same dude, LMAO
>This Flyers teamI expected nothing and got less than that...
My Capies :(
just hit the new vape pen a few more times. i'm not sure I like this buzz. It's too clean. Where is the crippling anxiety and paranoia I get when I smoke bud? But I definitely won't be able to smoke the whole cart tonight. It will be interesting to see how long it lasts me.
>>145249035good one, dude
>>145249072i get so anxious. :(
>>145248986I'd have sex with any woman as long as she consented
SCRRRR
Stinky PP from my Capies :(
>>145249063they'll still win
>/hoc/ dedthanks gary
>>145249002the conservative>>145249096the liberal/hoc/ is big tent
lets go flyers
>>145248711The last time I went was when I was 16, me and a friend went door-to-door with pop can boxes on our heads as our costume. Not too many people turned us away, but I don't think we could do it again after that.
DC in retreat
>>145249100Very shit. Just move Ovi the netfront and spam shots off him with JC/JC and Strome.
>>145249072>where is the crippling anxiety and paranoia I get when I smoke budThat's not bud, anon. Find a new plug.
>it's another instance where the bet should have been cashed out
>>145249046why don't they look like that irl tho
>>145248323seattle has eberle. research the connection between eberle tavaras and macguire
>>145248989okay they still won the cup?
oh wow I actually have to turn this game on now
SCCCAAAAAAAAAAA—ack
Experience Caps hockey
bud1
oh nevermind no i dont
>>145249131here in the US? Society again... it's everywhere and it's to blame and someone should do something about that>now back to hockey, already in progress
>>145249134Is this amulet-related
Is PLD good
>that minute-long battlegood hockey tbqhwy
B A T T L E
someone upload the battle
thoughts on Darnell Nurse sister, hoc?
Firstly, these teams shouldn't have played yesterday, and Gary should have saved another game for Wednesday, I'm thinking Vegas-LAAnd secondly, in the future, Gary should make it a policy that Frozen Frenzy nights will only have twelve games an evening max >Sincerely, the staff
>battle
>>145249210>>145249226post your jaw right now
bataille
thoughts on bud1, hoc?
>>145249309
>>145249338you may not resume battleposting
>>145249338Me when I see the corners
>>145249346i will continue battling to battlepost
cute!
just logged in. any good posts????
>>145249400did reeves trans?
>>145249406check back tomorrow. it's real shitter hours right now
>>145249406logged into what?
>>145249407This is the future, chud.
>>145249428acute
EVERY post on /hoc/ is a good post because it was posted by one of my friends
I like female hockey players but not as much as other female hockey players do
caps pp kinda small
Dad cooked me a ribeye it is delicious.
>>145249481^_^
i just want to date a d1 womyn hockey player thats also hot
>>145249481Wholesome
>>145249533if youre gonna date a college athlete then you go for the 6'5 sculpted basketball players, not the stumpy hockey ones
torts chimp out yet?
>>145249533based
i haven't posted in this thread yet, no wonder it fucking sucks
>>145249487true
this thread fucking sucks now ever since that guy posted
perfectly cromulent thread here
why did he make the thread shit i was having fun
>>145249573this is the finest post I've ever seen, my God
*bangs on the glass*
Everyone, I'm posting.
>1 game on >shit teams
*fart*
>>145249608standing by
>>145249608don't
>>145249608It's good to post
I stopped posting a while ago
It's fuckin over for my Capies :(
oh sweet fucking hell, what happened?
>>145249627Fuck
>>145249587m, f, k
can we not get another gary gala for at least 24 more months
alright we got a hockey game
what is the point of this team?
The Flyers are the next dynasty with Michkov leading the team
ovechkin is slow as a snail
>>145249700to beat the>laffs
There sure are some Russians playing.
>>145249720yikes
meetchkoff
>>145249720Why does the NHL continue to allow this with the atrocities going on in the world?
>>145249752exhausted after a strenuous battle
>>145249752me on the right drawing dicks
>>145249762bataille
>>145249752mfw living in philly
>>145249750GaryThink I'll have a Negroni or 2.
>>145249752I wonder if Jacques Demers struggled with this task
>>145249752it's over
>>145249406Yeah but they're all over in /cric/
how many battlers do we have itt
Oh man, Mitchkov tried a lacrosse goal??? Did Tortorella wring his neck afterwards
how many baters do we have itt
>>145249842tried it, broke his stick and it led to a philly goal lel
How many itt
i just took a shit and i cant stop wiping im thinking i may just hop in the shower instead
>>145249481Thanks <3
>>145249842I can just picture Torts yelling at him and then redirecting his (justified) seething towards useless Dubios.
>>14524985769
>>145249842>>145249853caps goal*sorry for the typo, been battling a bit
he shit his pants, he was puking, he was doing everything
>>145249515You have a great dad
>>145249887jlmi
can't believe he missed that
based Putin dodging goalie
hockey girl left me roses by the stairs :)
kwab
>>145249971IT WOULDN'T GO
>>145249970i left those for you :)
>>145249971insane choke
/hoc/ is for Lovers
this vape buzz doesn't last long at all
does hillary knight have any children
i want wilson to spit on me
>>145249868There’s no shame in giving up and taking a shower
>>145249980WAFFLEBOARDED DOWN
>>145250027Would you let Bedard dom you too?
>>145250022I fathered two boys with her. They are going to play for the Flames when they grow up
taylor girard is on team usa
>>145250065fuck me what a butterface
>>145250065holy freaking pukeola
>>145250065where are all the pajeet comments?
>>145250065gooning to this
>>145250065wake me up when taylor swift is on team usa
>>145250065get those puppies in my mouth STAT
Anons I think I'm addicted to (Yous)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm3KYjD4YM0&ab_channel=Corona-TopicThis should be the Golden Knights goal song not that gay Panic at the Disco one
>>145250098Might as well face it
>>145249533I want to be her loyal house husband while she girlbosses on Wall Street
>>145250098>>145250098>>145250098>>145250098
what minor league game are you going to try and enjoy after the Caps game, /hoc/?
Trick or treat?
ovechkin is phoning it in
>>145250106mild kek
>team named after a movie about a guy with AIDSwtf were they thinking?
>>145250059no he's too babyface and downs looking
>>145250098How are (You) today?
>>145250084Hockey women only really talk to each other, they're like nuns in that way
>Flylelswhat the fuck lel
Torts isn't gonna like that
LMAO fucking FlyersKWAB
holy fuck lmaoeat shit philly
Goalie was WAY out of position on that one
>>145249752It’s over
>>145250154>>145250151>>145250128>>145250106Thanks 4 all the (You's). Here's your (You's).
>>145250148Is that the flick starring Vinny Vegas?
Why do the torment Torts so roughly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycPDM8OVqLI
>>145250131What are you supposed to be?
>>145250098yo i have like 25 today. but just bait posts on mu and fit
fitting PLD's first goal of the season is that, lel
gonna beat gretzkys record on empty netters
855 BAYBEE LETS GO
>>145250197An autistic /hoc/ poster
>>145250200That's bretty good dubs anon.
and ovi tax paid, thanks philly
>>145250217His line is the craps best line too lol
>>145250200Were you trolling about ab exercises?
>>145250200you sir are a master baiter
MY CAPTAIN. Thank you Torts
>Ovi could only accrue ONE goal for this evening Lame, score more goals, Ovi
>>145250261I tried my best :(
>>145250261he wasnt battling enough
>>145250217He has 4 points this game, so he'll disappear for the next 15-20 games.
>>145250282>>145250282>>145250282New
>>145250265well fine, go home and fuck your beautiful wife, you affluent celebrity athlete, you
nhl needs more kissing
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