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Ovi Edition

/hoc/vious: >>145243199
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Looks like slop's back on the menu!
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Blue Jackets
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>>145250282
My Capies :)
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>>145250304
kek what a raped bitch
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My Flames :)
My Islanders :)
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why did the capitals change their name from bullets
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go big red
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Woah
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>>145250327
because of 9/11
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watching the wild-tips game
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>>145250340
somehow the yotes returned...
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>>145250324
>lost this series

gay
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Good night /hoc/. Don't stay up too late
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>>145250340
love my ballys
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>>145250340
Go Coyotes!
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got heartburn, bros :(
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>ovi off to slow start
Sad
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>>145250358
>thinking about Vodkas
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>>145250397
take some baking powder and some warm water and drink it; it'll neutralize some of the stomach acid
>your welcome
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The game where the Red Wings beat the Islanders with 10 shots was Coyotescore
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muh fishies
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>>145250384
Good night fren <3 sleep tight
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>This Flyers Team
I am tuning out this season. Have fun everyone. At least it will be easy to find cheap sweater this season.
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>>145250593
who the hell are you
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>>145250619
he's chet, don't you know chet? chet the flyers fan
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At least there’s more games tomorrow
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>>145250641
wake me up when the good teams play
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>>145250658
How about you never wake up again. Thank you very much.
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>>145250641
>only shit teams tomorrow
sad
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>>145250593
>waaah I'm not watching because my team is bad
So you never watch hockey, then?
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>>145250304
It always was
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caps let them back into that game. they are frauds.
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This vape is something else. It gives a nice buzz but it wears off so quickly that I just want to hit it again 20 minutes later. It only gets me so high, like I keep hitting it but it's not getting any higher. I can smoke a small amount of bud and be good for a couple of hours and the more bud I smoke the higher I get. I can see why zoomers are addicted to this stuff. It's a nice buzz but it goes away so quick, i can see how it's habit forming.
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>>145250765
Bud is quitting hockey cause his shit team can’t score against the red wings KWAB
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>>145250789
washington never once lost the lead....
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1. My team
2-32. Your teams
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>>145250825
based cuck
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>>145250820
based knight chad
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>1 game today
>9 tomorrow

What is Gary's problem
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He’d look so cool on the ice but on the other hand I think if he fell he might break every bone in his body
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>>145250852
don't look at the day after that then
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>>145250803
cool story. Going for a bong myself in a minute.
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>>145250885
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im going to die alone, but at least my team doesnt suck
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>>145250641
>48.7%
the fuck are they smoking?
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>>145250945
based knights fan
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>utah fags disappear after the first week when they started losing
kek. move them to idaho next
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>>145250641
Keep underrating the flames.
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>>145250641
WHAT CHANGED GARY YOU JEW WHY DO WE GET GAMES TOMORROW AND NOT TODAY
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1-31. Your teams
32. My team
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>>145250998
based nucky
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>>145250995
yes, exactly where they belong
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ya why not have like 3 games on wed
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went outside to smoke a joint and saw a skeleton run down my street, bros
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>>145251016
We’re making waves. Wait till we weaponize our capspace
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>>145251027
waves extinguish flames
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Switzerland is nice
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>>145251064
my wife is from there its very kino
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>>145251027
what good is cap space worth, the team is performing better with nobodys than it ever did spending at cap
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>>145251022
Necromancer bros ww@
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>>145251099
damn. pulling out the old content
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Each team should only be able to have one player with a stick
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>>145251099
i'm playing spiritborn and it's so far ahead of the other classes it's comical
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Diablo is for nerds I’ll shove you into a locker pipsqueak
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>>145251171
The fuck is a spiritborn? This is HoMM3 turf incel
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ovi can get his empty net goals, he'll always be remembered as a stat padder/cheat and he'll never be remembered as one of the league's greats
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>>145251251

nobody care, they'll just repeat stats, and normies see number go aaahh
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>>145251241
/hoc/ is an Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures board
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>>145251251
Why no one else stat pad like him then?
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>>145251251
the streets understand crosby > ovi
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tip: dont ever watch yourself on livebarn
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>got curious about utah
>looked up local mormon congregation
>went to the first hour
>everyone was really nice to me including a cute woman
>left early because gary's retarded ass put my pengies in an early game
>they got skullfucked by canadians
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Don Maloney was recently on nhl wrap around podcast and is advocating for players to come to Calgary and date calgary women.
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was being behind the senators 8 years into a rebuild part of the yzerplan?
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>>145251335
I had the makings of a varsity athlete
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it's up and he's big mad at the media
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>>145250641
Wings will win, I'm going to that game
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>>145251435
I give him 3 more losses before getting fired
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>>145250641
Bloos are a good value bet, laffs just got smoke by the poo jackets
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Fuck Gary
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They should hire Torts in Edmonton so he can put all those divas and primadonnas in their place.
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>>145251493
They already hired Stan bowman I don’t their numale fans can handle that.
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if your coach doesn't know how to fight doesn't know how to fuck can't to an ollie and shotgun a beer at the same time you need to get a new one
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>>145250885
lmao imagine scott stevens smashing into this guy
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>>145251582
i laughed out loud
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>rink psychology
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The fact is, since Gary made sure any momentum in the US from rags winning the Stanley Cup was halted due to the lockout 94/95, his main mission has been to regain that momentum of the NHL in the US again, but has failed miserably. It really is a farce that he wasn't replaced as commissioner back then.
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unvaccinated Cambodian clitties
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i should buy sundin's book
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>>145251860
... I'm listening
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Will the flames fall off?
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>>145251870
read Kadri's book first
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>>145251994
Off what? Planet retard?
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calgary razor cakes
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much like the kt razor cake
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is there a real chance the coilers keep playing like ass and miss the 'yoffs? Or is it just a matter of time before they turn it around like last year
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>>145252099
just like my islanders
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>>145252113
the oilers have been out of the playoffs by december like every year in the mcdavid era. remember when the guy asked draisaitl if he was pissy
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>>145250954
Jets are bound to lose eventually, just like the flames were. Joey is in net, still no Dunn, but there's a chance.
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>>145252160
the correct answer was "KRAK" but close enough
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>>145252195
krak
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gotta hit the sack but when he gets here tell dylan to go fuck himself gnight sisters
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>>145252204
gnight sis
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>>145251994
it begins with my canesies' victory over them tomorrow night
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>panhandle puck
shant
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>>145252222
eat cock randy
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>>145252231
cope the quads have spoken
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>>145252072
is planet retard flat
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>>145252254
look out your window and you tell me
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>>145252256
>you tell me
was expecting this and am happy that it happened
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>>145252308
fine speech
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Oh good, I didn't miss retard hours. Thought I was late.
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>>145252365
we waited for you to arrive
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>>145252365
Retard
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>>145252371
There ain't no party like a retard party, cuz a retard party just..don't...uh... help me out here guys
>>145252378
We're all retards here at the retard party
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bud1
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Coming soon
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>>145252434
>rags
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the darkest hours of the night
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>>145252556
Let there be light
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>>145252569
wow
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Flyers needs to trade away prospects and a pick for a good goalie. Ersson and Fedotov are shit
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>HABS
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Was the Frozen Frenzy™ a one-off event or will there be more throughout the year?
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>>145252434
Declaring yourself champs before we even get to new years is certainly something
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>>145252629
True they need a good young goaltender like Carter Hart
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>>145252802
How much ad revenue did it generate for Gary?
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>>145252802
one off just like last year.
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im starting to think hoob is heating up
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>>145253012
1 point in the last 4 games doesn't sound like heating up to me
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>>145252629
>available "good" goalie
like who?
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>dad opened my damn package
why is it so funny KEK
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it is snowing
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its a dimeless meme
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A new day of not asking.
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>>145253283
Cope I asked.
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Didn't ask. Didn't ask for any asking. Don't foresee any ask scenarios to arise.
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gary asks us to believe in him
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an ask does not exist until it is observed
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>>145253309
source?
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>>145253323
The didn't ask wave function
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/hoc/ is an ask first community
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> They were suddenly last year's team. All the new structure and identity they had girded themselves with fell away like tissue paper to reveal the same sorry lunkheads we've always known.
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>>145253362
dylan in shambles
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>>145253362
samir in shambles
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>>145253272
Cozy
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The Indianapolis 500s
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Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
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>me not asking
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getting chilly out
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What's it called when a bad thing gets worse
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>>145253611
My islanders
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>>145253611
gamble the money goy
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Morning /hoc/ I'll be taking my morning poop shortly
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>>145253611
Presidential election
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>>145253611
life
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>>145253600
Reminds me of a time
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>>145253611
Garys NHL
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>>145252629
the next guy is going to be shit too when he plays behind the flyers
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just had a sticky morning Marner
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i had quite the marner myself.
last night i ate a frozen pizza, bag of sour patch kids and cereal. it's been a morning.
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why won't he produce an offspring?
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>>145253600
It’s getting too cold to eat outside in the morning
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>>145253978
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
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>>145254102
>a gay canadian sent team usa back to the shadowrealm
extremely based
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>>145253978
He’s too autistic to find a mate. Someone from the pens needs to put him in an arranged marriage
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>>145254102
More like highly career driven. His whole life is devoted to /hoc/. Would be pretty based if he came out though, just to make the petty chuds seethe.
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>>145254137
he has a longtime beard
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>>145250593
didn't ask
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>>145254156
The real question is whether he marries MacKinnon or Bedard
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>>145254200
Why not McDavid? Even still, the obvious choice is the Bedussy.
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>>145254256
McDavid belongs to draisaitl
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>>145254265
True, I forgot.

Anyways, I really hate having to take a morning Dubios. Its even worse than a morning Marner.
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>>145254200
he was a habs fan his whole life. still is probably. he's going to play out his contract in pitt and then sign with montreal for his final year. and then he's going to marry caufield.
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>>145254307
Why would he jump ship to a shit team for retards
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>>145254307
How’s his French? It’s more likely that he moves to Colorado
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ahem
fuck ovi
thank you for listening
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>>145254351
24 cups. seethe.
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didn't ask. didn't listen.
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words hurt you know
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>>145254379
what'd he do to hurt your soft pussy this time?
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>>145254395
i'm sorry. i love you, alexei.
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>>145254410
it's okay, I love you too
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Every time I start cheering for a new team, because the previous one was taken over by a retard and became shit, they get taken over by a retard and become shit.
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Tom Wilson should be captain of team Canada
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>>145254433
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>>145254429
Thank you Gary
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>>145254429
Go UHC
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Hey leafs, how's the maple syrup today?
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>>145254395
We love you <3
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>>145254395
bozo
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Crosby is the Jagr of his generation. He will playing into his 60s
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>>145254476
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>>145254492
Hes going to take another hit to the head and become an average /hoc/ poster
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>>145254519
nah I doubt he'd ever become retarded enough to be a lames fan
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>>145254492
They should do a 1v1 before it's too late.
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>>145254539
Price and Toskala in either net. Players change sides, goalies don't.
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>>145254433
based
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>>145254519
NHL players don’t even know 4chan exists
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>>145254601
Michael Stone posts here
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>>145254601
There's gotta be at least one.
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>>145254620
deangelo is playing in the khl this year
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>>145254620
I bet McDavid posts here
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>>145254601
I play for the Flames
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>>145254654
>pg. 3
>saturday night
he's thinkin, dig the fuck in
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>>145254657
Proof or LARP
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>>145254429
so you're saying, you're the problem
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>>145254654
He posts on /cm/
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for me, it's Tiffy Time
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>PROOF OR LARP
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>>145254763
>can't tell if AI or not
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>>145254694
I actually prefer /gif/
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>>145254823
I only use /gif/ for the occasional shitbull rekt threads
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>>145254831
Those aren't bad, my favs are the /drunks/
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/wsg/ for me (non-degenerate)
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For me its /didntask/
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>>145254896
jen!
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>>145254922
Whos that
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If this applies to you take a break from /hoc/ and get your license and a girlfriend. Hockey can wait
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>>145254954
can't imagine being an adult and not knowing how to drive
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puck tuah and spit on that gary
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>>145254954
Bud bros...
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>>145255011
Cope he got his licence and got laid
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Put too much seaweed in my miso soup :(
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>>145255054
Imagine going back to someones house and they prop up an anime doll before having sex
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>>145255079
well? can we?
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>>145255079
Imagine they grab you a Monster then lay it down and make you watch them fuck it.
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Hockey
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Should I bet on the Leafs?
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>>145255104
>Should I bet
no
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really hate it when we talk about stuff other than mutant league hockey on the mutant league hockey threads
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I thought Gary was subservient to Adam Silver?
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Bacon is SIZZLING
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mountain gang reporting in
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>>145255133
gary can't have bacon
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>>145255151
That's a hill.
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>>145255133
Chicken fingers and fries are almost ready. I can smell the bread crumbs getting crispy.
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>>145255151
Even Ontario has bigger hills than that.
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>>145255129
If gary were smart he'd schedule NHL games to end when the 4th quarter of basketball is starting so that you can catch both full games.
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>>145255129
Gary doesn't care about black people
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>>145255217
He should mandate that all games are to be schedules to begin 900 seconds after each other.
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more like onterrible
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>>145254954
How do I lose my virginity?
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>>145255229
Cope hes growing the game specifically for them
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>>145255292
>Basketball invented in Canada
>Ontario based team NBA champions 2019
>The rest of Canada 0 ever
Right? Almost like they aren't even Canadian
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>>145255317
Be a disabled veteran on April 17th, 2022
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>>145255345
the last 2 championships to come to canada were won by toronto
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>>145255364
and 3 of 4 with the 4th not being BC or Alberta
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>uh akshully that 2,000 foot mountain is just a mole hill
range ban everyone north of lake minnetonka
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>>145255185
You're a hill, I was at 1200 ft this morning but it was too cloudy for a pic
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Good evening lads
time for the next spitzenspiel
Berlin is visiting. 1st playing 2nd.
Starts in 70 minutes
I've come in early to get my regular spot. Will keep you updated
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>>145255216
Little cuck mountain lmao. You faggots have no concept of a REAL mountain, not even you Americans.
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>>145255430
Does you guys know swaggy p?
he's doing some kind of show in the first break
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>>145255427
My condo unit is higher than that and I'm not even in the Penthouse
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>>145255430
How is Dallas Eakins doing (he runs Adler Mannheim)
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>>145255446
the basketball player?
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>>145255412
Making a mountain out of a mole hill
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>>145255430
Based have fun! :)
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>>145255430
i thought germans were supposed to be good with tech. learn to fucking upload an image properly you fucking cuck retard faggot fucking faggot kraut faggot retard fucking retard faggot fuck
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>>145255430
4,000 years of german education and you can't take a photo correctly
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>>145255430
That's a cute rink, enjoy buddy!
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>>145255465
No idea who he is
Mannheim are behind expectations tho
>>145255470
He does artistic stuff with the puck
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i am very gay
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he's very gay
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>>145255317
Place sword into scabbard.
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>>145255526
huh? what u mean
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When Dallas Eakins was the Leafs assistant coach there used to be a giant poster of Wendel Clark standing over Eakins' crumpled body front and center in the dressing room and he took it off the wall only to find it hanging up in it's same spot over 10 times.
https://youtu.be/cHRxxlj2n68
Eakins still claims this fight was a draw
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>>145255537
travel from benis to bagina
its the only way
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>>145255455
No it isn't and also frig off
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>>145255597
Literally who and who?
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>>145255503
Thanks, seats about 4.5k
>>145255502
Whatever bro
>>145255496
I think you're misinformed
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>>145255537
It's from Latin: mitte gladium in vaginam (Put the sword in the scabbard).
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>>145255151
i wish i was born in the us of a. u svffer here.
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>>145255618
i think you're a retard
prove to me you aren't a retard by uploading an image correctly then you have a chance of redemption
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>>145255623
I thought gypsies all lived in wagons and tents?
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>>145255638
hi newfriend
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>>145255618
It's actually 4815, I googled :^)
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Not gonna shit my pants today
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>>145255638
I can try my man
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>>145255662
O/U?
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>It's from Latin:
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>>145255658
you nerd
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>>145255664
redemption = attained

Germany anon has achieved the fourth reich. I take back everything I said.
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>>145255645
gypsies are segregated from normal people and society.
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>>145255670
0.5 pants shit
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>>145255673
Mitte buccellatum in reticulum.
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>>145255687
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>genny has two buds
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>>145255722
ive already lost
ive been up for 1 hour
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>>145255731
Everyone knows there is only one TRUE bud and we all know who that is.
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>>145255658
Next time I will say 5k, whoops
>>145255689
Thanks
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probability of losing 30 consecutive coin flips:
1/1,073,741,824
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>>145255763
intern bros... how are we gonna spin this one?
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>>145255855
the nhl died in 1928
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>>145255623
Looks extremely cozy. Be grateful you didn’t live in burgerland
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>>145255855
I’m creating a PowerPoint to justify it right now
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>>145250282
will Ovie do it?
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>>145255855
you see so many sketchy calls go in favor of sunbelt teams, it's obvious something is up. the NHL has replay, but won't allow its penalty calls to be reviewed [despite gary the jew coming from the NBA and the NBA jews finally having to make fouls reviewable after the donaghy shit]
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>>145255981
yes, next year probably
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>>145255981
If he gets more empty nets, sure. Otherwise, no
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>>145255763
americans in charge of math
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>>145255981
He will if the caps prioritize him scoring goals
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When's Gary going to schedule a good game for once?
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gonna be doing a video podcast of me and kadri playing mutant league hockey and discussing why gaza should be destroyed
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>my habbies didn't play yesterday
>my habbies don't play today
>my habbies don't play tomorrow
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>>145256131
just like my islanders
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>>145256046
fleury and lehner are both vegas hockey
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Lesgooo
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>>145256105
You mean Israel, right?
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Mountain bros what mountain are you reporting from today? Today my girlfriend and I are reporting from Cascade Mountain :)

Not too far away from home. Easy hike, would recommend to any flamesbros or bros in the Calgary area.
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>>145256234
bob sisters I don't feel so good
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>>145256246
He’s off the case. Now it’s all about knight
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>>145256234
>Lyon
>Stolarz
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>>145256234
Why are there so many Habs players in the team on the right?
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>>145256234
Hutsonsisters... Our head fakes aren't working...
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Got a res at Dorsia tonight. Will they show the hockey games?
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>>145256234
>Aves and BoltZ are the two best teams
What year is it?
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>wakeup
>chilling bed reading /hoc/
>want to make a simple comment
>I have to wait 15 minutes to post
The fuck is this
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>>145256234
Alex had a superb evening
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>>145256335
Shiori’s shocked face is such a treat.
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>>145256195
Place is packed!
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Can't believe Gary thought it was a good idea to only have shit teams playing for three days in a row.
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>>145256357
>>145256195
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>>145256073
do you think he was out there defending during a 6 on 5 because of his defensive game?
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>>145255763
let us return to a two team nhl
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>>145256344
Hiroshimoot is defending 4chan from rapid new posters
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>>145256234
>vasil
>bob
elite russian tendiebros.....
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So I just went back and re-watched the goals he conceded. I suggest you do too. The first wasn't great, but it was still a laser shot with players crossing in front of him and he couldn't really have been closer to stopping it. For sure it's a below average play and he'll want it back, but ultimately you'll see goals like that all the time. The second was blatant goaltender interference with two Rags players hacking at his shins in the blue paint, he also gets shoulder charged by Cuylle during the scrum. I don't see how anyone could blame him for that one. The third one was by far the worst. He might feel a bit unlucky because he did get a decent piece of it with his stick hand, but that's still one he should be saving for sure. But let's be harsh and say two big mistakes.

Think about that objectively. How a team concedes goals is ultimately completely irrelevant to the result. Letting in two soft ones but saving a load of harder ones counts exactly the same as only letting in the two most difficult shots all night.Your line about "its not about the saves he's making, but the ones he's not" is common across all sports with goaltenders/keepers, and it's fundamentally flawed. If a forward has a poor game for all except two shifts where they score a highlight reel goal in each then they probably get a star. A goalie who plays lights out for the entire game but lets in two soft goals gets shat on. That makes no sense.

The fact of the matter is if a goaltender put up Primeau's numbers from last night for an entire season, that is a 0.917 sv% and 2.45 goals saved above expected, they would be a leading contender for a Vezina. Obviously you can find individual games like that for anyone, I'm not saying he's a Vezina contender, but the point is it objectively wasn't a bad game. You want to talk about bias? It's focussing on the two things he did wrong and ignoring all the good things he did.
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>>145256464
cope they have 1 2/3 cups between them
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>>145255763
The canadian team% in the NHL is closer to 20%. The real back of the napkin math is taking something that's 80% likely to happen and raising it to the power of 30
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>>145256195
Let’s go!
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kaapo kakko and "will cuylle" (who I thought was a player on the ducks) would both lead my islanders in points
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>>145256489
I have just the breakdown of something very mathematically similar to this.
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>DeSmith starting tonight
Wtf robbed of our 66 million dollar man showdown LAMEEEEEE
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Pretty good game so far
Two ppg
Ingolstadt are playing better tho and have left a couple of great chances unused
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>>145256583
>that Linux ad
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>>145256590
Free ad space for the Fischtown Pinguins
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This swaggy p guy was pretty shit desu
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>>145256157
Sad
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>>145256234
Retard
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>>145256663
Did someone puke on the glass here or what is that?
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>>145256692
I wouldn't be surprised desu
Might just be a beer someone chucked in extasy tho
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>>145256711
Based
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>green beer
great thinking hans
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>>145256539
Sad! Otter is resting
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>>145256583
Goals scored by ty ronning (ber) and Alex breton (ING) btw

Second period is on
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>>145256612
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>>145256764
>he never won the spitting contest
ngmi
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>guybrush threepwood
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Drop the puck Gary
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damn this mutant league hockey is cool, thanks anon for the heads up. An organic grassroots campaign for a remake started right her, on hoc.com
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>>145256839
>Harness the transformative capabilities of NLQ to effortlessly turn them into actionable insights, elevate decision-making processes by unlocking data’s full potential, and advance business with informed strategies using its robust solutions.
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>>145256764
>he's never heard of mould
Get educated my man
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>>145256839
It's just chelpa 93 reskinned
bones jackson is broken, pretty sure it's jeremy roenick (who's unreasonably busted in the original) with his speed stat boosted
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>>145256904
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>>145256839
Are you playing the genesis or super nintendo version
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>>145256893
How can hockey statement that’s actively used get mold?
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Be more excited goys
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>>145256946
It’s spooky
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>>145256871
>When I read this, in my head it sounds like dialog from American Psycho
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>>145256973
Gary cancelled the speed skating segment of All Star weekend?
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>>145256946
I have no idea what the liquid is, leave me alone

Goal for Ingolstadt by Riley sheen
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>>145256234
my habbies were mentioned :)
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i'm at the combination hockey game and grocery store
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Why is our schedule so bare nucksbros?
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Is there a place I can see date for % of ways teams have offensive zone entries? IE carrying it forward or dump and chase etc
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>>145256985
Neat
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>>145257013
https://youtu.be/8rrDklVJ4iQ
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Flames and Islanders
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Whenever you’re having a bad day, just remember it could always be worse.
You could’ve been raised to become an Ottawa Senators fan.
Be thankful for everything that went right in your life
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>>145256228
Best gimmick. Every time i go to norquay im always in awe of cascade. What a beauty. Also that is not an easy hike.
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Goal Berlin
Marcel noebels
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>>145257084
Or worse a leafs fan
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>>145257042
my sister lives ten minutes away from the Omegamart in Vegas
>>145257060
she lives 19 hours from the Saddledome and 39 hours from UBS
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>>145257123
How far away from someone who asked?
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>scorefull draw in Deutschland
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>>145257123
I triangulated where your sister lives
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>>145257137
Neat, let her know I said "Hi"
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Mutant league hockey? Very cool and based anon. I wish they would remake it too. I know the groundswell of support for a remake organically materializing on hoc.com is shaking up the industry. Perhaps a kickstarter or a gofundme account is on the way.
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>>145256933
Genesis
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>>145257204
I think that's the better one. the snes' slower processor made fast paced games like chel a little less fun
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Very good game now
I feel Berlin have been playing the better hockey in the 2nd period, but still all square

A bit of background information:
Berlin have one more DEL game and I think 6 chl games in their bones, so we'll have to see if they can keep up the tempo in the third period.
My money is on Ingolstadt, who are known to have a very good third. Their coach Mark French calls it the "champions finish"
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Even the so called “best player in the world” knows he’s a fraud.
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>>145257265
why would mcdavid allowing the man who scored the golden goal to be captain indicate fraudulency
crosby is literally one of the 5 greatest players to ever play the game
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F L A M E S
L
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gary you cheeky bastard look at all the good games he's giving us tonight.
a mini frenzy
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>>145257343
>good games
maybe on planet retard
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>>145257343
love when gary spoils us
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>>145257356
>maybe
can you let us know for sure?
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For me, it's Gary Bettman
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1.Gretzky
2. Lemieux
3. Orr
4. Howe
5. Crosby
6. Beliveau
7. Sakic
8. Yzerman
9. Lafleur
10. Bossy
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>>145257421
j'aime ca
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>>145257265
Nobody thinks McDavid is better than Crosby
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>>145257390
could I interest you in some Franz Hofherr, m8?
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Now that the dust has settled, who is winning the cup?
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Goal Berlin
Leo Pföderl
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>>145257532
la victoire de montréal
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>>145257585
I don't speak Spanish
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>>145257602
He said the Flames are winning it all
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>>145257532
muh red wongs
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>>145257265
this is the respect crosby deserves
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>>145257962
I’ll never forget watching that game in middle school
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Goal berlin
Marcel Noebels again
it's ogre
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Spiel, Blusen
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Good night lads
was a good one, couple of questionable refereeing decisions
Both teams deserved the win tho desu
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>>145258060
gg
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>>145258060
Forgot pic
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>>145258060
Good night fren. Sleep well
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>>145258060
Good night fren
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>>145257972
I remember yelling "shoot it crosby" at the TV when he picked up the puck and then everybody erupting into celebration. felt like be really heard me
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>>145258142
I was going to pass until I heard you
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Took a pelech that smelled like broccoli
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>>145258153
I got chu sid
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Thank you for the shit games tonight Gary. Very cool
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based dunechads
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Mutant League Hockey? Pretty based anon. Hope it gets remade. I've heard it was pretty cool.
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>>145258220
Kitties vs Rags will be fun
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Current standings
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>>145258264
crazy you mention that, I'm a teacher and I overheard my students talking about this game and how they would love to buy a new iteration
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>>145258343
what do you teach, teach?
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this mutant hockey league gimmick can fuck off
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>>145258343
How old are your students? What are kids like these days?
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>>145258369
guerilla marketing
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hey did anyone else notice how as soon as /sp/ implemented the 15 minute post limit that this thread mysteriously became a lot less active and a bunch of shit posters disappeared overnight?
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>>145258327
feels good
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>>145258525
when did this happen?
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>>145258525
no
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FUCK FÄRJESTAD BALL CLUB. FUCK THEM!
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>>145258554
I think it's only one phones. Kind of funny that certain posters disappeared because people can't samefag themselves changing their phone ip anymore.
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>>145258585
I can post on my phone with no delay but 15 mins on my computer
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>>145258606
Good for you pal.
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what's the delay for? you have to wait 15 mins between posts?
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>>145258616
thanks buddy
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>>145258606
are you connected to a cable modem router?
I haven't notice a difference, haven't had a single 15 minute cool down yet
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>>145258525
No
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>>145258637
because you probably browsed the site for 15 minutes before you opened your retard mouth
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>>145258637
yes I am
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>>145258662
well that's just the damnedest thing
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>>145258756
Raped
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>>145258795
Whats up with finns and cross dressing?
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A Canadian team better win it this year because after Trump wins not a single NHL calibre player will play in communist Canada. It probably will be the death of the Senators and the Jets as long term franchises too.

When only AHL players wants to play there nobody is going to show up and then they will move to USA.
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>>145258808
transphobe detected
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>>145258813
thankfully my habbies already locked up cole longterm
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>>145258833
Yes thats me
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>>145258813
holy based
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>>145258808
because leg and chest hair in a mini-skirt is funny unless you happen to be dead inside
>in which case, Feel Better Soon, lad
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our Sennies :)
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>>145258795
What's that on his leg
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>>145258923
which one?
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>>145258902
But Finnish men don’t have chest hair
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>>145258935
The black leg
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>>145258923
He is wearing pants. She is wearing a knee brace
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BUSINESS IDEA UPDATE FOR SEXY GARY:

15 MINUTE PUCK DROPS SHOULD BECOME THE NORM FOR REGULAR SEASON
>It'll make the Hockey Red Zone broadcast easier to fill in with live coverage
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>>145258955
Probably support for his knee>>145258955
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>>145258955
>The broke leg
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>>145258902
Being raped by a weeb on a chilly easter eve is also funny to me
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>>145258813
Considering the US imports a lot of its consumer goods that plan would result in quite a bit of chaos. The amount of reveneu income tax brings is huge so the tariffs would have to be massive.

Prue pian in the shor term, in the long term it might result in manufacturing returning to the US but even if Trump became president for life like Best-Korea it is unlikely he would live long enough to see the benefits.
And after he is out the tariffs would have to come down.
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>>145259178
people just say whatever the fuck on twitter doesnt have to be true or make sense
It's turning into this website lol
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>>145259305
that was musk's intention all along
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this mutant league hockey gimmick is amazing. I heard (from a teacher, the youth are our future) how all the kids are talking about it and can't wait for a modern remake to be made. I think the runaway momentum it has generated on hoc.org has really helped get the word out.
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>>145259316
It was always like that though
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>>145259316
no, his entire intention was to make it a forum that was about him.
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>>145259374
Thanks doc
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>french canadian
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>>145259374
forums in the big '24 are like eric lindros on the leafs
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>>145259333
>>145259333
>>145259333
_/ _/ _/
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My thinking it’s over
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>>145259445
when letang left his prime the penguins goalies all suddenly went from conn smythe runner ups to absolute dogshit
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[X] - /hoc/ is gay and retarded

[ ] - /hoc/ is not gay and retarded
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get tr*mp out of my /hoc/, pls :)
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Just went for a stroll and EVERYONE outside was talking about mutant league hockey
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>>145259539
...
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>>145259539
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on EVERYONE'S soul except mine WE yes WE are all playing mutant league hockey all winter
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Not down with this mutant league autism. Reeks of video game autism.
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>>145259539
Is this better? You little fag.
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>>145259671
thats what every politician does, its not exclusive to one side
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>And considering American companies discriminate against White people
imagine believing this lol
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>>145259679
No, "liberals" for the most part are very upfront about what they are going to do. The big exception always being that always support MIC/israel when nobody really wants it.
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>>145259704
My ass nigga
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i'm writing in gary bruce bettman
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Ok
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>>145259694
retard
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Shea Theodore extended. 7-year x $7.425 million.
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>>145259539
go fuck yourself
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>>145259665
incel post. all my homies are talking about mutant league hockey.
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>>145258902
Sex change already happened.
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what the hell is this 4 nations faceoff shit
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>>145259811
heard he bought a genesis and bought mutant league hockey and is now playing mutant league hockey on his genesis.

Frank reports he wants a remake though, like a modern remake.
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dylan has been awfully quiet the past two days KWAB
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>>145259835
exhibition match-up between hockey friends
>nothing special
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>>145259333
its that time of year i think about installing nhl 2008
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>>145259854
whens that scheduled for why wasnt czechia invited
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>>145259835
Garys attempt to appease the olympic fags while also profiting off of it and adhering to the NWO operative on "muh russia BAD"

its all very gay
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>>145259882
so US, Sweden, Finland, and Czechia then??
>what a wise idea
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>>145259854
was it as special as that chilly easter evening?
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>>145259886
I mean...Russia is pretty bad when they do international events
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>>145259899
a wiser idea for you is to kys
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Hasek is still looosing he's shit about Russia. Those lands arent even historicaly Ukrainian
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>>145259900
that was a good evening because the retard hololive loser sperged out like never before and took it all out on the other retard I am very pleased of easter 2022 he rose
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got one lined up for the next one
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>>145259937
new
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>>145259333
holy trips

I guess mutant league hockey is unfathomably based



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