Rawalpindi Test, decider of the Pakistan tour. >over 1700 runs scored last time England were in town.R O A D timeNZ v India 2nd Test @ Pune as well
This new ten fifth-teen minute wait shite is a killer, when did they bring that in as I haven’t been on since the last England test?
>>145245381they brought it on /biz/ first about a month or two ago i think, then a few others like /pol/ /vg/ and /vt/ fairly recentlythen they forced it on all boards in the past week
>>145245483i'm assuming it was the past week anyway because i haven't been asked to wait (yet iykwim haha)
>>145245381probably bots spamming on /pol/
pls kill me
>>145245381It's for the us elections. /cric/ is a trump supporting general btw
/cric/ is a non-political general actuallyalso lots of teetotal chads on this board who won't approve of the OP pic
if we refuse to participate in the second and third tests do we win the series 1-0?
India got away with it last time they toured England so I'd say yes
*whistles Soul Limbo*
PUKANA BLEHsorry just practicing my rain haka
David Warner has had more retirements than hot dinners.But still fewer than the times his wife has been fucked in nightclub toilets by rugby players.
i once fingered Hex in a Brighton nightclub
me? decimal kinda lad, occasional Oct, but that's itsimple as
yank fat out
x
https://youtu.be/VFqupmYv7cU
I believe in the New Zealand cricket team that believes in me.
made some UK garage for my beloved britjeets - still a work in progresshttps://vocaroo.com/1bsL0MSZy1mL
lads, is conceding 93 runs from your 4 overs good bowling?
3 hours until poolapsekino
>>145248332Once saw CRAAAAAAAAIIIIG DAVID and your beloved Kylie play at the same gig. Fun times. Better times. More optimistic time.
>>145248334>didn't concede 100Won the story
AI fuck doll
>>145248409damn, what a combo - v jealouspeople forget how great this album was
>>145248334reckon I could join the Gambian cric team
WELL WELL WELL
>stop in at the shop to get a late lunch>there's only 1 pie left>fucks sake it's gonna be some vege shit>it's a god damn peppersteakbros, is this what it feels like to have a good day?
>>145248814I'd say this was a better day
not sure what that means i don't play computer games
>i'm on 4chan and don't know about christchurchtrip on gcsb glowdigger
>>145248536Had a mate obsessed with CD back in the day. Got him pussy. I should have a crack at 7 days on teh ol' geetarAlso just googling that particular gig lineup in hindsight it was fucking unbelievably stacked
>>145248933???????????????
>>145248936who else was on it?
anyone gonna watch the criccy later?
>>145249059finna the pub with the lads
>>145249059will be having it on in the background while i play fagtorio
>>145249040Steven May have been
>>145249059might watch at the start to see if Bangas tail can wag a bitif they get to a defendable lead i'll keep watching
>>145249302youre actually playing in a few hours mate
>yourewhat position do i play mate?
I will watch the first session
>>145249623last time i checked you were a batty boy
South East Asia filled with children of British sexpats and Aussie HAPAs is going to dominate cricket in the next decade.
>>145249059Will know immediately if india has doctored the pitch to an an watchable level and turn it off if so
Is Zerogoose related to Zerohedge?
>>145250876equally reputable sources of information
>>145247572were you wearing your margiela gats?
>>145251158no but maharashi rain coat
new zealand have won the toss and elected to lose
>>145251288it's an interesting decision
>henry out>santner in1 billion dollars on us losing
the warrick davies copypasta but replace warrick with santner
>>145251382i'm afraid you are untenableGONEGOTTEMFUCK OFF BACK TO THE VORTEX LANKLET
>cricinfo talking about the aus-ind series during this matchi hate english speaking indian cricket fans so much its unreal
>>145251288chose to bat,welp mayswell pack it up boys it's over before it even began
>>145251425so you hate all english speaking indians?
>>145251465may as well make it all indians
>>145251465yep and you're top of the list
NZ will be 5 down in the first session
>>145251477i'm aboriginal
Southee over Henry.
>>145251288>have seam-strong team>decide to bowl last on a pitch that has been doctored to favour spini guess you could argue that they're trying to keep india from bowling last on the pitch but still a head-scratcher
>tim seethee
When should we declare? 800 or 900?
>>145251549may as well declare now to give them a chance
>>145251521heh
what happened to zachy?
>>145251491>he doesn't know they're descended from indians who came down when the land bridge was still usable
will we lose by an innings or just some number of wickets
>nz bazzing at almost 5 an over>peewees behaving like pathetic losers ittwhy?
>18 divided by 5 is almost 5
surely poondia wouldn't lose again at home
Conway's form has gone to shit.
>>14525163918 x 5 = 9090 / 2 = 4545 / 10 to get run rate = 4.5 runs per over
check out this run rate*runs off*
Why are subcontinent teams allowed to pitch doctor so blatantly?
India are a joke.
>>145251691Imagine if England and Australia did it as blatantly as India and PakistanWe would never lose at home
>sun 30 average for the NZ #3lol
Will Young? Nah, he's an adult now
unread emails in my work inbox just broke the 1,000 runs markraised my bat but i wfh so no one clapped
*bangs hands*
>appeals everythingWho am I?
>>145251773jeetjeet
Unironically reckon that India's own hubris this match will lead to their defeat
Is it just the one Kiwiposter? What's the new /cric/ meta?
>>145251783Had to look up what hubris meant.
[+]
>>145251808There's about three of us.
>>145251816I just assumed its meaning
>>145251808Yeah all me
>>145251808Everyone here is just me using different VPNs
>>145251830i do this with quite a lot of wordsgets some people quite miffed
>>145249040>song about bedwetting>re re rewind enterrrr selecta>sampled by Eminem>I CAN'T GET NO SLEEP>funky midget car enthusiast>ur greatest export>I'M LIKE A BIIIIIIIIIIIRD>WAG's debut single beaten to #1 by an airplane-powering grooveFollowed by>sexy NY piano mutt>ur 2nd sexiest export>WE ARE YOUNG WE ARE FREE
>>145251880Brainrotted post
looks like we win again lol
I'm not even watching the match lol
it's gonna be interesting when kane comes back because realistically the player we have to drop for him is latham - so then who will be captain?
>>145251830thats quite hubristic of you
>>145251974idiot
What a shit way to get out.
grimado
>>145251988They won't drop Latham, Kane will just straight swap for Will Young.
>>145251988honestly, Young is pretty shit (not just saying that because he got out)at least Latham has been good at some point, maybe he can get back thereI'd drop Young but also still change captain, to RavindraHe's gonna be the talisman of this team for the next decade, plus he's Indian
cant honestly remember a good Young innings
>>145251988>dropping harry kaneishukgddt
Young is a product of the kiwi belief that you can save cash by just having your ODI squad be your test squad.
>>145252057might send this to cricinfo
>>145252069make sure you use an indian name so it jumps to the top of the pile
I say we invade New Zealand. They don't even have an air force.
>>145252057i didn't laugh but i appreciated this clever remark
Why do they advertise women's hair and beauty products during the cricket?
>>145252078reckon we just have them become another state or territory, whatever provision is in our constitutions
>>145252078>>145252098Our cricket and rugby teams would be god tier.
>>145252098dude no they will be serfs to us an underclass purely for slaving away in the fields as we take their rich homes and live like kings
>>145252111so a territory then
who finna metallica next year?
me finna talicca your dick if you don't shut up cunt
Pope out for fuck all again lads
is it normal to make your worst player your captain?
no but Steven Smith
Joe root nation?
>day one>both international quality test match pitches are seeing balls stay ankle highfucking disgusting, subcontinent cheats have no integrity
lmao englel
ironic that the literal midget in the englel team is the least mental midget
>>145252214India are good enough to win on normal pitches as well, they just have an ingrained desire to cheat as much as possible.
>>145252214
>>145252322This is what we get when Pakistan can't win at home—an absolute disgrace to cricket.
ENGLELAPSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5m4ad7abVkLink if you want to watch this Pakistani shitter of a pitch. Ball bouncing ankle height, they should be banned from hosting tests again.
lmao this pitch
why are people watching the england game
they need to cut some of these delaysif unsure for a boundary go tit for tatfirst one goes to batting team and is a boundary, next one goes to fielding team and isnt a boundary
reckon the ICC need to get involved with this eng/pak pitchno one should lose World Test Championship™ points due to a pitch thats not bouncing on day one
chocolate oranges are alrightdont why people think they are so good
>>145252430do they have the mint ones in australia? they are alri’
>>145252440Haven't seen them
>>145252211Don't be silly, Joe can't root an entire nation
>wake up>see score >cry myself back to sleepWhat a bunch of pussies >our top amd middle order are. As soon as it starts to turn they get exposed for the flat track bullies they are.
Dazza grew up in Perth so I'm claiming him as an Aussie
>>145252458Aussie pitch curators will be serving up green mambas next season if this continues
>>145252440Would you say they're mint? Haha, just pulling ya leg with a wee joke lad, say hi to the misso for me
i dont browse reddit but heard from a mate that r/cricket is full of pakis trying to defend the pitch
Will Stokes?
>>145252514No, he’ll get out soon by charging down the pitch and trying to smash it, but miss and be bowled/caught out crease.
>>145252498Yeah say anything about pitch doctoring from india or pakistan and you'll be banned
>>145252514no but Steven may ha ha
Almost did it just then, twice in a row.
>>145252520not sure theres any english players called steven, mate
And he did it as per usual, as I said here >>145252517 was an odds on bet as soon as he walked out the pavilion.
Steven Root
I heard all new zealanders are gay, is this true?
>>145252530Why is stokes so retarded and angry?
>>145252537He's english
>>145252498I mean, there's doctoring, and then there's doctoring. The pitch that Pakistan has served up had patio heaters and massive fans blowing down on it. You shouldn't be allowed to do that level of pitch manipulation. The pitch is shit and England should feel aggrieved to have to play on it.
>>145252539pretty shit how the brown teams get away with it
>>145252555ICC is indian controlled so if anything pakistan will be struck down to the full letter of the law
>>145252534ur mum disagrees haha lol iykwim
Just saw the scores was gonna say >englel but know you need to see another innings before pulling that trigger
>>145252573smartest man in australia
Is Rachin Ravindra the greatest Indian batsman of all time?
ravindras class
kek paki fielding
Taking the fattest pakistani pitch right now
get a life dickhead
>>145252618Pakjeet, is that you?
>englel
200 is a winning score unironicallycap this and get your apologies in early lads
>England choose to bat
Flat pitch in pune or are peewees actually good
Such cope coming off a number of commentators on TMS, Hartley is being polite about it and the rest are “we’ll see how Pakistan bat”. Nah, this has been poor from England.
GONE GOTTEM YOU'RE FUCKING GONE CUNTmy interest in this GAY AS FUCK format that is. 52 days until based /bbl/ lads.
>>145252647Which was the right choice, it’s just that Crawley, Pope and Brook can’t bat on a pitch that gives even the slightest movement, and Stokes just tries to slog everything. Apparently yesterday the England side were having a six hitting contest. Probably should have spent that time practicing against spin instead.
>>145252644Hope you're right we're only 3 runs short
England have only got one decent spinner as well. So o don’t hold out much hope for a first innings lead despite how poor Pakishire have been with the bat.
>>145252617for some reason it smelt like garlic haven't eaten garlic for around 72 hours
>>145252660* correction two, Root is half decent.
pitch isn't even that bad desu, seen way worse in bindiathese frauds are just bazbabbies that poo themselves if there's something in it for bowlers
>>145252322how do you play this?
What happened to Kane Williamson? Why isn't he playing for New Zealand anymore?
>>145252668block it, or fucking charge and BLOODY TONK IT
wtf was that shot blundell
>>145252672Groin injury, should be back for the next match.
>>145252691Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't he scuttle away for what felt like years with an 'elbow injury'?
One single Hindu /strongmind/ has transformed the peewees. I shall now refer to the rest of the peewee shitters by Hindufied names
>>145252695he has cowardly claimed sickness (flu or whatever) when NZ play Australia and was even well enough to run out drinks to players
First time poster here, hi :))Question, are leg spinners considered the top-dogs of spin? Is there a spin bowlsonian hierarchy?
BREAKING: joe >poot has expressed his desire to stop playing for e*glel and represent p*kshitstan and play all remaining tests on fresh Mulasthara (m*ltan) roads
>>145252708hey! firstly, great to have you in our general - we always welcome new cricket viewers. it's a great game, that isn't as complicated as it seems!leg spinners are the chads of the bowling side of the game. its the hardest discipline to master, probably similar to a pitcher who throws good knuckleballs. its also possible to impart more spin on the ball than an off-spinner, so it can be more difficult for batters to face :)
Any man want to pop down for a cheeky cuppa in the Tapal Tea Lounge®?
>>145252714Noice, thanks, mate!
>>145252695It was a while but not a year if I recall correctly.
>>145252672mentally cooked mate
>>145252704When did this happen?
redpill me on Cairns
>>145252741abos smell funny
hot girls don't have that big a body count that's like 1% of them and their usually onlyfans my old room mate was super hot but really shy and had a big following on instagram and she hardly went out most of the time if she did go out she'd be home before 12pm or stay at a girl friends house
Well they've done it; they've fucked the Sydney train timetable into a quivering mess of drawn-out and disjointed connections. It takes 5 beers to get home now; shit's fucked.There's an honest non-zero chance a Japanese rail conductor would drop dead of shock if he saw the state of this state's public transport network -- and that's not even counting the ever-present delays (can they even be called delays if they're so consistent?).
>paki fielding
>>145252734I looked it up, he played eleven tests in three years (20-23), obviously memevid years but I reckon it's that combined with the fact that it was five years and a bit between playing >us (26 Dec 2019 - 29 Feb 2024) that's messing with the memory
santa my dear
250 and England have won by an innings
Finally, The Bazzing
he doth arrive
Story? Won
What is the Pakistan equivalent of Sirposting
>spatkinson
Who are the openers playing in "the Shield" that can step up for Ozland. Refuse to believe their best options are Khawaja and Warner
the scores in both games are nearly identical
New Kiwi nudging ahead of England there
its neck and neck
Pakistan should show solidarity with their brother Rehan Ahmed and allow him to score a ton
>Sajid Farce
smith is an utter chad how has he done this i stopped paying attention at 105-5 or whatever obscenity it was
>>145252839Should've been Bancroft last year but he's seemingly cooked now. Pundits reckon Harris, McSweeney or a 19 year old called Konstas who plays for NSW
[–]EnglandMegaMugabe21 1 point 10 minutes ago Drop these immediately, it's incredibly un-Bazball for them to show up Crawley, Root, Brook and Stokes by not just fucking throwing their wickets away. Bet they don't even like golf.
>>145252880Might I suggest finding a manlet left-hander and a lanklet right-hander to bat as a pair
Ten upvotes and all my reddit gold to you good sir
>>145252890edit: wow this blew up!
It's been so long I forgot if Rehan Ahmed was actually good or just committment to an in-joke like Bashir
Reddit bbl threads are mint
england going to back again batting later
oh look it turns out we actually SUCKkekKEK
>>145252891You know for a hobbit duckett is really starting to shine and cement himself in the team, never thought he'd still be here when I first saw him
>The nervous ninetiesBit of a dent in England's claim to the story
>>145252932Batting safe to hobble to a personal milestone is the definition of anti-Baz. All 100s must be claimed by slog sweeps, falling in the pursuit of this only strengthens the narrative victory.
>>145252931I admire his ability to average 40 by scoring in only 0s or 80s. He's like the opposite of Alastair Cook. His 50->100 conversion rate reminds me of pre-2019 Root too
>>145252810keKkknice one
GLENN GONE GOTTEM
early prediction: we lose by 8 wickets
>satner has already faced 35 ballswtf, he just got in
>>145252964†8 runs
Somehow we've actually managed to do worse than EnglandFuck I hate being a New Zealander
Just setting them up for a dangerous spell at the close big brain if you ask me
Nice poollapse peeweesissies
>he’s reviewed it
>>145252851This is actually the most interesting subplot of the day, will England or New Zealand end up with more
im so brainrot these days that i can easily listen to both games commentary at the same time
Is it possible to win the story over an entirely different match?
Leach farming the strike here, he can smell the double ton
For me it's watching the England game while following India/New Zealand BBB on Cricinfo and sending in comments pretending to be Rakesh from Mumbai
Leach had an 18 year old missus didn't he?
New Zealand all out for 259 we've practically beat them already
>Washington Sundar with 7 wickets Whats he been doing? I remember him smacking England around with the bat and then vanishing for years
>>145253101Probably playing cricket
>>145253098Leach uses to push trolleys for a living, it's more likely she was grooming him than the other way around
>>145253126Do your carers know you use the internet?
Still don’t understand how Bashit gets picked over Dawson. Really not a funny joke.
After all that with the review and he’s out next ball
lol knew i was right to not watch any of this
Rehan Ahmed ten wicket haul
>nohit
>>145253157???
Are we sure India doctored the pitch this time lads?
>>145253094based jeetbrit iykwim haha
gotta love how wickets for both games are kinda falling roughly at the same time
Lol India are gonna get slaughtered here
gotta return some videotapesbrb x
>>145253224nonce
>Aggers starts telling a story about how great Pakistan is >mentions armed escort Great “country”
Our biggest mistake was not giving more land to Pakistan in the partition
backjust for this >>145253245um .noall of Pakistan, Afghanistan etc belongs to India our mistake was not driving Muslims to England as part of the partition process
>>145253245no your mistake was giving them independence
>>145253258no you
Bros I thought this was a minefield? Why can't experienced test spinner with 140 wickets Jack Leach roll them out?
>>145253259no but Steven May
no, but (Arse May
if we don't bowl them out for 46 again we lose the story (and probably the match)
>>145253271The story isn't New Zealand vs India, it is New Zealand vs England
GONE GOTTEM
We're currently losing the bowling story by the looks of things
What do you expect when they pick Bashit
I sort of rate Rehan Ahmed desuLegspinners only get good at around 28 years old anyway
>>145253232Lmao he's fucking relentless in shilling that terrorist shithole must be getting paid on the side by the PCB
nan's coming over tomorrow
GIVEN HIM
>>145253285Apologise and then kill yourself
>>145253304He's just a public schoolboy who yearns to retvrn to empire. Many such cases.
>>145253321Doesn’t even pass the eye test and not even a second pick spinner for Somerset. This is a turning pitch, if he couldn’t take a wicket on this he wouldn’t even deserve to play minor counties; especially given the amount stokes and Pope have used him.
>Boundaries are a different colour on the over tracker>Wickets aren't Horrific broadcast
GOT HIM FUCK OFF NUTTED
Not so funny to doctor pitches now is it you twats
Has Babar Azam been seen alive since he was dropped?
Yeah it was right off from the ICC to revoke Russia's full membership, they should never play a test again
FUCKED HIM FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION
Zachy mate are you there?
Bashir set both of those last two wickets up btw
>>145253385hehe
>>145253333no one cares about wickets mate, wanna see some fockn boundaries
I like Agnew but his vile love for Pakistan (which he purposefully says Parkistarn to avoid saying PAKI) is only matched by Spacky's
Why did they start this test on a Thursday? Everyone will be back at work on Monday for Day 5
GONE GOTTERNFUCK OFF
GONE FUCK OFF KILL YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY
AND ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST YH FUCK RIGHT OFF ANOTHER WICKET BITES THE DUST
could've fit a patio heater between bat and ball there
Isn't that a wide if he hasn't hit it?
advantage parkistarn
>not out Literally nowhere. This umpire is fucking blind.
story: back in the balance
>I like Agnewgrim
>>145253473Not sure about that friend
feel a wicket coming here
>>145253485maybe not a patio heater and its propane tank side by side
interesting how shitjeet's been more interested in our games and series of shitdiasbazballers truly are the protagonists of cricket in 2024
Feel a cumming here
>bashir doesn't pass the eye testneither does that umpire apparently
>>145253494Indians do not live India, this is why so many of them leave. Indians can only hold hatred in their hearts of their betters
Fifteen minutes left, England should be looking to be batting by stumps
you guys ever have those dreams where you try and throw something but it's just impossible?
>900 seconds to pooztOfficially the end of 4chan, fucking hell I forgot what I originally wanted to say...hmm... Z*chy, b*rd, etc. kek.. That'll do..
>stumpsBut enough about zachys penis
Was that a billboard for a gated community?
>>145253452I still enjoy listening to Aggers (and Zaltz, Mann, Mitchell and Marks) as they're are the last bastions of TMS before it's handed over to room temp IQ Atif and Hartley, just has a massive anti-India bias because he can't accept e*gkek being subordinates
oh wow
No chance of rain in both matches right?
>>145253599More chance of your family loving you than rain
Interesting to note how mindbroken certain a*glo shitter is by a little 3 chord ditty with a Caribbean twist
fujistay hydrated lads i just dropped the messiest paki batting attack
If you hate "anglos" so much, why do you live in Britain?
>Mom they posted it again
everyone knows britjeet is a typical second generation self-hating immigrant
anyway, just found out that sister and poof share the same word in Greek
>>145253634he's still allowed to leave...
>>145253640sure but he'd still be a foreigner in his own country, this is why he lashes out
fair enough; I'm also a second generation immigrant so I know how he feels. Australians notoriously hate Sweden, so it's always been hard -- not to mention I look so different from the "normal".nah, just kidding fella -- been drinking so I'm acting like a cunt. I also """hate""" "The English"; but probably on a different axis. --Guess that includes you, ya brown cunt :>)
Right. Now what do we do?
>>145253723https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng
>>145253473no but portable AC may
coffee looms
>>145253827
>>145253827u work for hbo?
>>145253850Isn't that the bloke who died in the thai nonce brothel?
BRICS cricket breakaway in the works convicts and a*glo shitters quivering
>>145254039can't tell if Indian or Russian
>>145253864>>145254027no but Steven May
Steven may not
Steven May do whatever he want it's a (((free))) country
>>145254116>145254039Zachy got that promotion I see
>>145253827my cat could beat up your cat
I've decided on a new life goal:stay up till 3am and masturbate so I can say I stayed up until 3am and masturbated
>>145254716setting achievable goals is the sign of a healthy mind, all the best
>>145254735I'm rly tired, and my penis won't move;thinking you should revise the use of words both "achievable" and "healthy"...
odds strive for my goalevens give up
getting bored of odds/evens desuI might mix it up and start rolling primes/non-primes (assume 1 is prime and 0 = 10)
There are only two things that are infinite: the universe and a*glo shitter hypocrisy
Also Zachy repeating the same dire comment
Taking an e*gkek 3-6 batting lineup
Taking a Zachy's attempt at tricking people into thinking he's Indian
NEW>>145259008>>145259008>>145259008>>145259008
I always get DONE / GOTTEM'd by the /afl/ sperg ffsshould really learn how to hover or look at the post count of the current /cric/ instead of clicking like an idiot
>>145254889
Dead poomunity
>>145259639>>145254889kekkkkKkksoOo TRUE >>145261220no, but Steven May
>>145259639Never forget, like perfidious father like convict son
Evening lads. How was the cricket last night?
made the mistake of watching some of yesterday's cricwon't be making the same mistake today
>>145262368For all intents and purposes you would feel your finger on the ground and believe the ball never touched itThat call was the umpires fault not the playersOn the other hand, claiming a catch that literally bounced in front of you before catching it as one is way worse and Root and the umpire should get beheaded for such a thing
Either India will collapse to some part-time peewee piechuckery or smack 600, no inbetween
Unironically reckon India are on the backfoot here
if >we can take a few early wickets today and have them maybe 50/4, we're in with a shot
>>145263526GP gonna be a menace with the ball today6 for 64 will be his figures
I'm coeliac lads.
>>145264606How'd you find out?
>>145265082Went to the doc because I was so tired all the time and shitting liquid and doc did a blood test for coeliac and it came back really high so I had an endoscopy which confirmed it,
>>145265148Lmao this nigga got a camera up his anus
>>145265405I had a camera down the throat..
>>145265148Tough luck, old boy. It's mainly managed with diet, correct?
>>145265887Yeah that's correct. No gluten for me.
Collapse or max 230 runs
Sandcopers?
>>145265148People like you would have died offFuck all these cunts who want everyone to stay alive, let alone breed with other humans and create more broken offspringI say that knowing full well i would get the axe as well
>>145266873>West Australia has a grea....hahahahahhahaahah
is josh inglis related to greg inglis
Non of m streams are working. What is new zealand trying to accomplish?
>Gluten 689/8d>poostralian cazzie 160&56 all outGluten wins by 473 runs and an innings
Allergies arent real btwJust learn to adapt and overcome
>>145263526how about no wicket and 50/1?
gone faggot
fucking KEK
Kohli sisters....
Pant will score somewhere between 4 and 400
>>145267222Will Score is an actor mate
kohli
India bat so deep with this lineup.
it's weird how quietly both smith and kohli turned to shit and vanished from the "fab four". kane is certainly heading that direction toothe only one left is root and the general consensus around him is.... not put it nicely, not positive.so the whole idea of "the fab four" is officially deadremember the good times lads
Batdeep Singh
GONE AND ALSO GOTTEN
>>145266873a bad day at cricket is better than a good day at work
Put down. Darryl drops alot in the slips.
>>145267377we literally have 1 good fielder, who also happens to be our best bowler and one of our better batsmen
>Rachin Ravindra Ravichandran Ravindra Jadeja>Daryl Mitchell Mitchell Santner>Tim Tom Tim
>>145267397Glenn Phillips? I think our fielding is pretty good tbqh.
imagine if we had prime glasses man right now
>>145267379Who is batting? Eng or pakistan?
>>145267419LmaoSomebody post that webm of nz fucking up throw ins while SA? keep running between
>>145267450India. using the term "batting" very loosely
Finna telling you lads >>145264456
>getting out to shitner and piechucker philips Going back to bedWhat's it going to take for RAJA Kohli to>score sam fackin runs>get dropped>>145267319>Smith hasn't won a series in e*gkek or India>Kohli hasn't won in e*gkek or SA but twice in Oz>The coward >poot hasn't even hit a ton Down Under and has been convictwashed repeatedly but has won in India and SA>GT legend Kane doesn't play enough and has a sketchy away average
>>145267457Wasn't referring to the Ind vs NZ game as i clearly asked in realtion to the pic showing three pakis
>lose to Bangladesh at home>lose to Sri Lanka away>beat India awayWhat did New Zealand mean by this?
>>145267460been told, me
>>145267465not sure what you're talking about. sorry.
why would anyone watch pak vs eng when we have poolapsekino on?
if we win the series do we win the WTC
finally get a working stream and the wickets stop falling :(
india? more like poo haha
GONE FUCK OFF NO ONE LOVES YOU NOT EVEN YOUR FAMILY
yodelling rn
heh nice one kiwis
still don't want santner in the side tho
My conspiracy theory is India is throwing this series to make England and Australia look bad
england need two more wickets to even this up
>>145267548But we routinely flog NZ in cricket so wouldnt that make us the best?
>>145267548India are mentally cooked against usmy evidence: losing wickets to santner
>>145267548My conspiracy is that no one thought new zealand was good anymore
>>145267379RUBBER DINGHY RAPIDS>>145262735Hate knowing cricket too well FUCK SAKE
>>145267568No sir the ultimate test is winning the series in India sir you cannot do that sirs
ohnonononono bindiasisters what happened to our home fortress
>we'll have a bat, mate. tah.
I reckon I could survive an over against Santner
>tfw ur not indian
people getting way too excited in hereindia are still favourites at this point
the humble piechucker
>getting rolled by a pie chucker
williamson tier review
>see you at India sarsOh nonono not like this
I make the moneyI roll the nickelsThe game is mineI deal the cards
>we'll have a review, mate. tah.
outwitted by pee wee minnows
>There are congratulatory pats among the New Zealand players as they walk off. They've taken six wickets this morning, would you believe it.
Me when I'm in a pie eating contest and my opponent is the entire nation of India
Why have England kept Leach bowling when he's being plastered to all parts but took off Bash who got the wicket? Are they racist against tall people?
gonna start calling this canadian sebbo gros tripes
>>145267686delete this post. we don't talk about that tournament in here
>>145267686Indians were getting so mad at Dhoni for this they sent him to the bottom of the caste system
whos everyones favourite india player? past or present
>>145267775Rachin Ravindra
So what's the cope gonna be about from India when they lose this series?
i'm falling and i can't turn back
>>145267710Boys club innitLeach is on of the lads
no cope requiredit's common knowledge that nz are good for about a month once every 5 years or so, they just got unlucky to run into us at one of those times
India need to bring back Shami
Pretty sure India had to draw two tests against NZ at worst and win 5 out of the 6 test matches they play after this for a chance at the test finalGonna be so good not seeing them thereThank you NZ
>>145267805Yep based
more of a CEOs & doctors nation really tbqh ngl
sausages for dinner, yum yum yum
New Zealand mogging us in the story race
more of a DEI hire pariah nation
>>145267805Oh my heckin science is that le animay girl playing cricket?! I need to let my wife's boyfriend know I'll be late prepping him tonight as I find out more of this ZOMG
>yeah we'll have a review m8
Gone gottim fuck off you're our
>>145267922Never mind
Rehan Ahmed and Bashir need to come good so they can put Leach in a home with some oats and one of those bags that they insert into your stomach to shit for you
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OGG
stay out fucker >Ahmed taking more wickets this test than bashit did all summer
Lads I'm actually so mad they've bowled Leach for near twenty straight overs and he is producing fuck all and getting smeared around the place then Ahmed finally comes on and takes two immediately. Fuck smoking outside pubs, Starmer needs to ban Jack Leach
GONEGOTTENFUCK OFF JAGAYJA
name 1 world class english spinner in the history of cricket
That's gone, that's gotten. The batsman has been dismissed. The next batsman in the order will need to take to the middle in his place now, as he heads back to the pavilion.
>>145267958Derek Underwood
India¿ moar liek fíndiaya¿ aaaammmoirite¿
>>145267960Stop being a fairy and call him a nonce
really we just need 2 more wickets then 300-350 more runs
big fan of santners action
OUT
>>145267958Jim Laker Graeme SwannBJT BosanquetTich Freeman
6D chess from india to keep santshit in the side for the next decade
>>145267968seems a bit rash
PooPeeweeland has taken a decent lead over England in the battle for the Narrative, England with a risk of losing the story
reckon India has enough though ngl
>>145267979Swann is disqualified for shitting himself in the middle of an Ashes tour and abandoning ship.
>>145267958Scott Borthwick
>Lead now under 100 runs Over
Indians not bringing up IPL during a different series challenge: impossible.
Not sure I've ever watched an IPL game
this washington cameo has unironically given india the edgemight sound crazy but india will actually be the happier team going into the innings break
yeah im thinking santner might be the next vettori
Just opened the scorecard WTF
>>145268020wait til you hear about "the hundred" lmao, whatever that is
>>145268023this but sans ferrous
force rohit and kohli into retirement already
>>145268030I've watched around five matches of The Hundred actually tyvm
>>145267958no but Steven May
>>145267994lead is 103 my man
50 days until BBL
you WILL play Santner in the test side for 2 more years based purely off this innings
GONE KILL YOURSELF RETURN KASHMIR TO INDIA
>>145268042And what about Ajaz Patel, my liege?
bold prediction: India will bat again. today.
bold prediction: "white" wash by new zealand
>Santner took 7 wickets as wellWatch them still dickride the Indian player who did as well, way more then they will Santner
>>145268045wouldn't buy him a return ticket back to Auckland desu
>>145268037Yeah I'll watch some of that. IPL? Don't care for it.
commentators seem to be a bit more mild after santner's bowling performance than after sunder's
>>145268064hmm bit perplexing this one
kinda rooting for this englelish leggy
>>145268057Santner isn't an all rounder which can SMASH 18 off 21 like honest and honourable Washington Sundar sir
>>145268025who's the next ross taylor
>India looking cooked as fuck alreadylmao
reckon young gets dropped if he fails this innings
>>145268091bold prediction seeing as williamsons back next match
>>145268106>>145268106
>>145268091will he?
why are >we making batting look easy when india (the home team) made it look exceedingly difficult?
>a*glo shitters were raped 4-1 by this>convicts lost twice at home to thisWon the story
>>145268111young will young will
more like goneway
what finna bouta kinda lead we heckin looking at here my duder brosefs
>dat score wtf are India doing??
the team with the worst away record in WTC history is really going to breach the bindian fortresslol, just lmao
glunn phullups century coming up
