Fun Edition. The Gansi marches on. Coming up: Porto vs Hoffenheim, Frankfurt vs some Latvian Shitters, Heidenheim vs some team from Cyprus
>>145246611>all the dortmund fans who logged off out of shame last night are logging back into their /sp/ accounts to laugh at bayern
>>145246611why do people keep falling for pep babbies, how many of them have done anything?arteta hasnt won a major trophyxavi got fired after 2 seasonsmaresca was in the 2nd division up until this season
Heil Hansi
>>145246597ah, yes, Bayern also extended the contract of Eric Dier for some fucking reasonHoly fuckign shit, the whole club is incompetentall culminating in hiring a nigger that got relegated in his last fucking job
Wann verliert Bayern München das nächste Spiel überhaupt? Ich habe keine Lust, mir eure langweilige Liga anzusehen.
>>145246611Bayern will definitely come back from the 23rd place, right germanbros?"
>>145246658Bayern rejected their most succesful coach and hired and niggerhahaha
>>145246672its joever...
>>145246632>they have to wait now 15 minutes before shitpostinghahah, GOT THEM!
is the /sp/ nigger lover here today or is he gone?
Bayern ist sehr schlecht
It feels like this was a freak accident. Raphinha played the game of his lifetime, scoring 3 out of 3. This will never happen again. I would be mad if this wasn't the group stage.With a fit Musiala and Barca not scoring 4 out of 4 chances Bayern can still easily beat them in the knockout stages when shit gets serious
>>145246828ah, yeslet me guess, losing in Birmingham was also a freak accidentnigger lover
>>145246828Sunday league defence, it's not acceptable, it was this bad last season
Total sednub death
>>145246611B00nbros...
>>145246828Bayern just sucks, too much money spent on average players. Musiala did nothing when he got subbed on (also an average player)
>>145247083Musiala did nothing because he's injured. He shouldn't have played at all. Why do you think Müller was a starter?
>Blundershitgalmfao get fucked
>>145246828Honestly.>Raphinhawho even is this guy, this literally who plays us and suddenly scores a hattrick, dafuck?
>>145247177Musiala didnt do anything in Birmingham either
>>145247227hes playing well this whole seasonthats what happens when you dont hire your best coach of the last ten years, for some stupid reasonbut instead hire a guy that got relegated in his last joband never won a big title in his life
Bayern fans aren't fans at all, but rather customers.
>>145247363nah, they have plenty of fansBayern isnt Manshitty
Whats with this crazy racist guy in here
>please hire me Bayern, I once played under Guardiola
>>145247495i respect him for even applying for the job after getting relegatedimagine some german with 2 years experience got relegated with augsberg then applied for the real madrid or liverpool job or whatever. its the same shit
>>145247670its worse that he even got hiredthat is serious mental illnessbut then nothing wonders me anyome in this shithole country
>>145247495but bayern had the real guardiola and fired him, why would they think the lidl guardiola would do any better?
id like a list of managers that were fired by bayern despite winning the title in every full year of their management tenure, aka never finished above 1st in a full season
I need a Nëinhöld dot com Röhl injury update
>>145246693I really appreciate it
>>145247725>>145247739Guardiola didnt get fired, his contract expiredand while he was at Bayern he was alrady planning for his time at ManCity:https://youtu.be/Waw_QfKpkUY?t=34coaches at Bayern usually dont get fired when they win the Bundesliga
>>145247739never finished below 1st*durr
>>145247776Kovac won double and he got fired
>>145247879I was thinking more towads the end of the seasonKovac got fired at the beginning of the season and then Flick took over and won everything
>>145246611>#Eberl richtig angefressen, sagt zu einem Reporter: "Mach den Trainerschein, dann kannst du es besser machen!
>>145247083True! Hassan and Eberl spent a shittone of money on shit players. Now they are stuck with them for the next years + they fail with almost every young Player GuMo
>ynr Nico Schulz
>>145251721>the great replacement it just a conspiracy theory bro
GuMo>Hühnchen
>>145251981yes
>>145247739Van Gaal, Ancelotti, Kovac, Flick, Nagelsmannpretty sure that’s it as far as modern days go. all others weren’t fired (e.g. Guardiola, Heynckes). also prior to losing the 2012 CL final they weren’t nearly as dominant as they became after
>>145252118They peaked with Jupppp and the GansiSadly Hassan destroyed everything
>>145252196they had a chance to build something new with the based Nager but Brazzo also fucked that up
Do buyern fans really think Kompanie is a good coach?
>>145252272no customers here
still cant believe they went into the season with upa and kim
>>145247776Magath got double and got fired.Ancelotti got double and got fired.You are talking out of your ass, as per usual
Gratulation an den fc bayern,jetzt sieht man es richtig was für eine geile transferpolitik die gemacht haben im sommer,Hauptsache de light verkaufen und die 2loosern in der abwehr behalten,das ist eine satte Mannschaft die werden nichts reißen dieses jahr und die anderen,solange ein neuer müller kimmich und paar andere da weiterspielen,das wird eine schwere Saison für die.
Uli Hoeneß hat gesagt : „ Tuchel war eine Katastrophe „. Was ist dann kompany ? Tuchel wusste wenigstens wie man Spiele gewinnt. Kompany ist nur 7. Wahl gewesen und man sieht warum. Kompany raus !!!
>Die B00n verloren in der Königsklasse nur zweimal noch deutlicher, und zwar jeweils beim 0:4 in Barcelona (2009) und gegen Real Madrid (2014).
What did he mean by this?
>>145252418Neuer
>>145252418he admires the work of a certain Austrian painter
Why Bayern didn't hire Flick again?
>>145252461Eberl didn't want him. That's the only reason
*dividiert den fadne*
It's fine. I just realised that Barca has 2.3 billion Euros of debt. They have to win something this season or they have to fire Flick and Lewandowski next season.
>>145252481sauce?i can find this one saying 1.3bn, but maybe its gone up idkhttps://www.barcablaugranes.com/2023/6/23/23771144/barcelonas-debt-still-stands-at-a-staggering-1-35-billion
>>145252481they will win Leliga at least for sure
>>145252494https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/39956504/barcelona-finances-laporta-laliga-palanca-assets-transfersOh it's 2.7 billion, never mind. At least they are selling some NFTs in the Metaverse.
>>145252481>2.3 billion Euros of debtHow to achieve this? I'm asking for a friend
>>145252505damn, its barcelover...
>>145252509>2.3 billion Euros of debt>How to achieve this? I'm asking for a friendThey have an operating income of around negative 250 million each year. They bumped up player and coaching salaries. In 2023 they had to make the decision to rebuild Camp Nou because it was falling apart and endangered the audience which costs an additional 1.5 billion. It's a budgeting issue. They are terrible at managing money and are spending more than they can afford which is typical for Mediterranean countries.
>Neuer-Verlängerung beim FC Bayern nur "Formsache"topkek
imagine if it was still Xavi
>>145246653>xavi>pep babyonly on the field, his coach title was gifted by the oil barons, that's why he sucks
>>145252554When will they learn?
Why the fuck did Bayern hire Kompany of all fucking people?
>>1452525957th choice coach is still better than 8th choice
>>145252595they had already hired and fired every good coach that speaks german. in retrospect they probably should have swallowed their ego and tried harder to keep flick/nagelsmann at the time
Don't worry, we will rack up points against Benfica, PSG, Shakthar, Feyenoord and Bratislava and finish in top 8!
>>145252620But what about the Finale Dahoam?
>>145252509hire messi
>monday: bundead>tuesday: bundead>wednesday: b00n plays, 500 posts per hour everyone losing their fucking minds>thursday: still B00n discussion in the morning >friday: bundead>saturday: bundead>sunday: B00n plays
>>145252340huh? they’ve been pretty good so far while de Ligt keeps getting exposed at United>>145252461his reputation in Germany was terrible after the disastrous performances of the German national team and the amazon documentary
I am sorry but why are the münchner crying about lewas goal? There was no foul. As far as I know you are still allowed to touch defenders
>>145252592Micha tried to warn usnof the Schwulen-Connection.
> What went wrong?Höneß and Rummenigge giving up control over FC Bayern to people like Olliver Kahn and Bratzo Salihamicic.This is when they started buying useless meme players and signing contracts with salaries of 20 million and more.Now Ulli Höneß is back and selling all those expensive players. They want an "Umbruch" to happen and buy young players with high potential like Olise, Wirtz, etc.They should have kept Ancelotti, Flick, Nagelsmann or Tuchel. One of their biggest mistakes was to change the coach every season. Kompani isn't a bad coach either. He just needs a special kind of players so his ultra-offensive system works. Things take time. It took Pep Guardiola 5 years to turn ManCity into the team it is today.
>>145252689not a foul if made by UEFAlona players, VARdrid players or leVARkusen players. Foul if made by literally everyone else
>>145252689Buyern fan base is composed of cry baby manginas that are too used of just winning by default in the league, so when it doesn't happen in Europe they arrange a legendary compilation of excuses and moans
>>145252689> I am sorry butI am sorry but you are a retard. Read this Swissbro.https://www.sport1.de/news/fussball/champions-league/2024/10/klares-foulspiel-wirbel-um-bayern-gegentorAlso everyone at Bayern said that it's not about referee decisions. The people at the FC Bayern have more honour and are better winners and also better losers that any Spanish team ever has been.https://www.sport1.de/tv-video/video/bayern-boss-beweist-bei-bankettrede-nach-barca-klatsche-grosse__2B0DE9B0-3902-4FF9-B9E0-6AF494641300
>>145252725>>145252737the duality of man
>>145242154I wonder what this anon is doing rn.His meme aged like milk
>Bernd Hollerbach wurde mit sofortiger Wirkung gefeuert. Der Verein teilte dazu mit: „Der Fußballlehrer, der im Juni 2024 den Posten beim FCH übernommen hatte, ist mit sofortiger Wirkung freigestellt worden.“
>>145252809Palinha is a great defensive middlefielder though. There's a reason Tuchel wanted to have this guy. It didn't work out in that constellation though. That's football. Sometimes you play great and sometimes you don't. Everyone who ever played football knows.https://youtu.be/_iCnyOU5Bdc
>>145252895Are you the anon who posted the Bayern needs to sign desire doue yt best moments compilation? If yes, stop rating players exclusively on YT "the best xy"-compilations. Why are you zoomers like this?
>>145252809Palhinha was forced to play as an 8 because Kimmich would've gotten Kompany fired if he wasn't given his favourite position.
>>145252965No idea what you are talking about. Do you believe Tuchel watched a YouTube video and said "Let's buy Palinha" and the Bayern tried for one year to buy the guy for 50 million without checking his abilities and health. You can't be that retarded to believe that's how it works.
>>145252975Source: My mother works as a cleaning lady for FC Bayern.
>>145252987Kimmich is your mother and your father and you yourself.
>ex defender>can't teach his team to defend
Legendary fraud
>>145252989Shouldn't 12 year old be in school right now?
>>145253011Ferien are rn tho
>>145253001Well he is training an even higher line than Hansi did at us, suicidal pressing so to speak. No need for defense here, but it's too early to tell if this is a good or a bad idea
>>145253047I still have full faith in Company and the lads
>Zweitliga-Absteiger Hansa Rostock hat sich in Folge des 0:2 in Saarbrücken am Dienstagabend von Trainer Bernd Hollerbach getrennt.
who actually thought that hiring a random dude with his biggest achievement being getting relegated from the premiership is a good candidate for one of the biggest coaching jobs in club football ?
>>145253047the last time b00n conceded 4 away in the CL was under Klinsmann
>>145253131>>145252882GuMo
>>145253146Uli HOEness
>>145253162The last time B00n shot 9 goals in a match is...never.What's that supposed to prove?
>>145252979>without checking his abilities and health. You can't be that retarded to believe that's how it works.You tell me
>>145253171you're below Zagreb now btw, Vinny
>>145253162They also lost 4-0 to St. Petersburg. It was in the UEFA Cup (which technically makes it even more pathetic)
>>145252481>>145252494Wollen wir mal nicht die Huberte an Millionen vergessen, die der deutsche Steuerzahler schon in Barcelona gepumpt hat
>>145252606>swallowed their ego and tried harder to keep flick/nagelsmann at the timeVery true
>>145252706>it took Pep Guardiola 5 years to turn ManCity into the team it is today.And around 800 Millionen. You wont find them on the famous Festgeldkonto
>Teurere Wechsel, höhere Ausbildungsentschädigungen: Mit verschiedenen Maßnahmen will der deutsche Fußball die Zahl der selbst ausgebildeten Lizenzspieler sowohl in der Breite als auch auf Topniveau weiter erhöhen. 58 Vereine, die in Deutschland ein nach DFB-Standard zertifiziertes Nachwuchsleistungszentrum (NLZ) unterhalten, haben - wie bereits vorab vom kicker berichtet - eine freiwillige Selbstverpflichtung unterschrieben. Die Vereinbarung tritt zum 1. Februar 2025 in Kraft.>Konkret verändert sich dadurch die Berechnung der Ausbildungsentschädigung für Wechsel zwischen den NLZ im Segment der U-12- bis U-15-Junioren. Die Gelder werden sich künftig am Ausbildungszeitraum eines Spielers beim abgebenden Verein, an seinem Alter sowie an der Distanz zwischen abgebendem und aufnehmendem Klub orientieren. Im Maximalfall wird die Ausbildungsentschädigung dadurch um den Faktor drei bis vier steigen.
>Diese 1:4-Vorführung war auch eine Ohrfeige für Sport-Vorstand Max Eberl (51). Schließlich hatte er sich bei der legendären Dauer-Trainer-Suche gegen Hansi Flick (59) und für Vincent Kompany (38) entschieden. Es wirkte im Olympiastadion in Barcelona wie ein Trainer-Duell Meister gegen Azubi.Der Mensch Max Eberl...
>>145253306You just know: They push only NkungusBecause Vielfalt ist unsere Stärke
>>145253310https://youtu.be/PK-D62oeFu0
>>145253186I don't give a fuck about that CL table. It's kind of funny to watch you guys caring more about what Bayern does than what your own club does.
>>145253310I never got, why they hired this fat piggy
>>145253330My club (Hannover 96) doesn't play under the week so of course I'm talking about something else
>>145253326Trainerscheinbrus...
>>145253330My club (nur der HSV) would have gotten a result @ the Camp Nou yesterday
>>145253339>>145253358> Hannover 96> HSVI'm sorry guys. There's certainly a Schalke fan somewhere that feels even worse.
>>145253374Liebe kennt keine Liga
>>145253408That's true. It's still sad to see that the responsible people at Schalke continue to ruin the club like they didn't learn anything from the last 5 years.
Munich is the best German city btw
>>145252681>his reputation in Germany was terrible after the disastrous performances of the German national team and the amazon documentaryhuh, I forgot about that
>Neuer mit katastrophalen Statistiken>Besonders alarmierend für die Fans ist die Tatsache, dass die Münchner in dieser Saison bereits 14 Gegentore bei nur 20 Schüssen auf das Tor kassiert haben.Neuerbros...our response???
>>145253184my gypsy would have demolish farça yesterday
>>145253553That's the challenge with such a high line tho. 24 hours ago everyone was like "I have fun again watching these matches". Literally the it's over/we're back meme but irl.
>>145253553Allowing only 20 shots is a pretty good statistic.
>>145253184This guy is pretty good. They bought him and now rent him to other clubs watching his worth increase. What's wrong with that?
>>145253572True, but not good enough for Manu
>>145253553it's Zunullreichs time to take over
>>145253553first three goals yesterday weren't his fault at alllast goal is debatable but the bigger problem is Upa and especially Kim being headless chickens
>>145253598n0er rewatch the lewy goal, wtf is neuer doing?
>>145253598Get the Trainer license and do better
>Fick>Nager>Tuchent>KompanieQVO VADIS, B⟨⟩⟨⟩N?
>>145253605I am too white for the Boyern and I lack the Stahlgeruch
Ich freue mich für Bayern.
>>145253663ich riech dich bis hirher
>>145253662卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍
Mats Hummels steht nach Informationen von Sky Deutschland und Sky Italia vor seinem lang ersehnten Debüt bei der AS Roma.In der heutigen Europa-League-Partie in Rom gegen Dinamo Kiew soll der Abwehr-Star sogar in der Startelf stehen.Neu-Trainer Ivan Juric, der auf den entlassenen Daniele de Rossi gefolgt war, hatte entsprechend angekündigt: "Wir brauchen Hummels. Ich schaue, wann die Zeit reif ist, aber ich denke ernsthaft über einen Einsatz nach."
>>145253662IMO it's the best to keep Kompany and let him build up a winning squad. He has to win the Bundesliga and make it to the CL quarterfinals though or he might lose the support of the board.
>Wadenbeinbruch: Aldi fällt bis Januar aus
>>145254003Lidlchads...we won
>>145254022this but HofChads
>>145253733he won't play
>>1452541245 min and a red
>>145254003Nord or Süd?
>>145254238Hoferchads... This matters!
>>145253728newfag watch this►▲ ▲ ◄ ►▲ ▲ ◄ ► ◄ ► ►◄ ► ◄ ► ◄ ►▼ ▼ ▼ ► ◄► ◄◄►▲ ▲ ◄ ► ◄ ► ◄◄ ►◄ ►◄ ► ► ◄►▼ ▼ ◄ ►◄ ►► ◄ ► ◄►▼ ▼ ◄ ▼►▲ ▲ ◄ ►▲ ▲ ◄ ► ◄ ► ►◄ ► ◄ ►► ◄ ► ◄ ►▼ ▼ ◄ ▼ ► ◄► ◄◄►▲ ▲ ◄ ► ◄ ► ◄◄ ►◄ ►
>Frankfurt - Rigas FCooooh, I get it>>145254399my brain is so fried I see a pepe
>le italy has le best cuisine in ke world!!! xDD>Le me in Rome: I want some eggs for breakfast, it's a shame these fucking SHITalians apparently don't know about breakfast... better go to McDonald's or find some English breakfast place
>RB Leipzig muss wochenlang auf Mittelfeldspieler Xavi verzichten. Der Niederländer zog sich im Champions-League-Spiel gegen den FC Liverpool eine schwere Bänderverletzung im linken Sprunggelenk zu.Bayernbros, the Schale is already in the bag
>>145254543Finally all the shitters don't be able to pass it to the N0r any more so the team will improve Put on your leather pants so we can pull them off
Billig Bros... We won!
>>145254543Nobody has this guy in managerliga so who cares
>>145254522Italian cuisine? Yes. From Italians? No.
can't make this shit up
For me it's Pizza Gummibärchen Leberwurst
Röhl will be back in training next week >>145255153Holy based
>>145255059why did they leave out the crucial info that it was gay sex and normal people have nothing to worry about unless they randomly decide to suck cock
HALB MENSCH, HALB TIER
>>145253733
>>145255308Es ist vorbei
>>145255291>WUMMS
>>145255350Paid for by your Gebühren. (Not by me though, neets are befreit)
>>1452553080 already told you so
>egg already told you so
>>145255285>do gay sex in uganda>get monkey pox>and aids>"hurrdurr we need anudda lockdown, the monkey pox pandemic is uppon us"kek, evangelists of the Church of WHO will support that
>Uli Hoeneß plauderte vergangene Woche bei einem Auftritt im Schloss Neubeuern aus dem Nähkästchen (tz berichtete). Der Ehrenpräsident schreckte auch nicht davor zurück, über seine Zeit in Haft zu sprechen. „Als ich im Gefängnis war, habe ich über 5000 Briefe erhalten. Mit 98 Prozent dieser Leute hatte ich noch nie gesprochen. Davon waren 99 Prozent positiv – bis auf PETA Stuttgart. Die haben mir geschrieben, dass mein Gefängnisaufenthalt die Strafe dafür ist, dass ich für den Tod von Millionen Schweinen verantwortlich bin“, erzählte der 72-Jährige.
>>145255166are we still selling him?>>145254791imma buy baumchadner in the winter
>>145255291you're not ready for MeisterShafts battle between Wagner and HW4 in a few years
>>145256388jt betrayed us
clearly outer half
>>145256526I've said it before, I believe that röhl is one of the best German midfielders alive, no chance I'd sell a healthy Röhl
>a healthy röhl
DER ANDERE HUGO
>>145256791Welcome to Werder Bremen
wasn't there supposed to be a german comfy
Iaunich
>>145256845I wanted to tell you to not to jinx it, then I rememberd it's bummels. how do we deal with this, this is getting beyond retarded
>>145253733>Sky Deutschland und Sky Italialiteral fake news
>>145257066this is why I only get my /bundes/ news from @Neinhold these days, he's the most reliable
>>145257114Based>>145256653If you make predictions/claims with a flawed premise then it's literally impossible to be WRONG
>>145256167Darauf kauf ich mir erstmal ne Wurst (aber nicht die vom Ulli)
Stach einer für den Nager?
>wernerwhat a pathetic abschluss
>>145256845I for one would've loved hummels back at bayern, guy is way better than those mfers pupa and kim
>>145257824too slow for the suicide high line, which is the reason de licht had to go as well
>>145257824Dummels would have looked worse than (C)an did against Vinicius, yesterday
>>145257852>yesterday
>>145256845humiliation ritual>>145257824lmao wtf this is some of the more delusional shit I’ve ever seen on this websitehe would be an absolute disaster under Kompany-ball
Hmmmm, Hoffenmadchen???
>>145257874that why i set the comma you mongo, the yesterday was meant for YESTERDAY BAYERN ARGAINST BARCA WHERE HUMMELS.WOULD HAVE LOOKED WORSE
>>145258025idgi
>>145258043ok tardo Just imagine a Dummels 25kmh sprint against the granate Raphinha, (C)an Pinicus tier
>>145258024they've been quite pathetic since the days of Ralle and Nager and also they have no fans
>>145257414How do I know when to use den oder dem vs die/der/das?
>>145258078Affenheimers are angry at Daddy Hopp for literally no reason.
>>145258241learn your grammar cases bro
>>145256832yeah I definitely read about that in the indesbut then again every other match is supposedly commentated by Claudia Neumann as well so maybe it’s best just not to trust Bundes anons
>>145258418*bundes
>>145258358i dont post in bundes but i studied german in high school. saw that other anons post while i was scrolling
>>145256832>>145258418The comfyrenz is next matchday
>>145258462>i dont post in bundesyou just did tho
>>145258265they are?that would be stupid
>>145258571fuck. you got me.i used to be real good with the cases though. don't really remember the rules now like 20 years later, just simple stuff like mit is dativ. oh well.
>>145258615it's getting abolished thanks to genderspeak anyways, which is good
>>145258576https://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussball/bundesliga/2407/News/fans-der-tsg-hoffenheim-gehen-auf-dietmar-hopp-los.htmlhttps://www.zeit.de/sport/2024-08/tsg-hoffenheim-dietmar-hopp-proteste-bundesliga
t0me for the Herrengedeck
>>145258671are they really?i saw some article a week or two ago that the apostrophe to show possession like in english (like Anon's Post) was declared correct by some language group in germany, was called the idiots apostrophe. kinda funny
>Scheissheim>Mattratzo>Shart coaching
Seriously now, krautbros, we are playing like shit.
>>145258764Hoffenheim is fighting relegation
Heidenheim is winning
you can thank Brewomen for this btw, they had the chance to get to Europe on the last match
What's the dative case? The many such cases when fräulein aus deutschland wanted to date me?
Gn8
>>145258678BasedGuNa
>>145246828brother more than half of barcas midfield was unfit
>>145259992A fit Musiala is one of the best players in the world. A 35 year old Stolper-Müller attempting to play Pep football is worse than playing with 10 men
Müller would of had a assist if harald knew how to stay onside
>would of
>>145260434
Schalkes trainersuche reached a new level
My boy ficht finna cook this weekend with treegardener starting
>>145252362they got fired the next season, dumbfuck
>>145252606>>145252595Flick was basically begging them to hire him againThey literalyl rejected their most succesful coach of the last ten years because of some documentary for the national teamits remarkable mental illnessbut thent this is the country that thinks afghans and africans are FachkräfteThey didnt
>>145253755what the fuck do you mean with building a squad?do you think Bayern is Mönchengladbach or something?Oh wait, they hired Eberl who apparently thinks like thatthe last time they lost this bad against Barcelona they fired the coachEberl insted insults the reportersThe man is a loser
Can the büllchen does it?they face: Celtic, Inter, Villa, Sporting, Sturm Grazthey're on 0 points right now
>>14526392999% likely
>>145264061the 99% is for the if 10 points reach
GuMoOh yes yeees the coffee
GuMoBochum might have a chance against the Hühnchen
Bochum has absolutely no chance tho>>145267555yes yes, gooood morning for me, it’s also the coffee
GuMo
>>145267555>>145267746For me, it's the 55 cent Premium Pils from Penny.
Gladbach bros I fear Jonny B will tear us apart...
>>145268224/bundes/ fun fact: kackbach had 21 erfolgslose versuche to win the 2nd game in row!How many for the Mainza tonight?
>Gut gealtert …sorry! Auch unsere italienischen Kollegen sind aufgrund vieler Hintergrundgespräche von einem Debüt ausgegangen. Hummels hat aber erneut keine Sekunde gespielt.>Roma-Trainer Ivan Juric erklärt: „Ich habe die Verantwortung. Ich sehe ihn als Back up von Ndicka. Er wird seine Chancen noch kriegen.“
>Beim 1:0 gegen Dynamo Kyiv in der Europa League hatte Hummels am Donnerstagabend erneut 90 Minuten auf der Bank gesessen. Zum siebten Mal blieb er seit seiner Unterschrift Anfang September ohne Einsatz>Trainer Juric, der erst seit etwas mehr als einem Monat im Amt ist, musste sich nach dem Spiel Nachfragen ob seiner Entscheidung stellen und erklärte: „Dass er noch nicht auf dem Platz steht, ist meine Schuld und nicht seine.“Bummel bros
> Roma-Coach Ivan Juric, der eine Dreierkette spielen lässt, rotiert in der Abwehr immer mal wieder durch. Ohne dabei aber Hummels zu berücksichtigen. Längere Zeit begründete das Juric mit fehlender Fitness bei Hummels. Diese aber soll der 35-Jährige mittlerweile erlangt haben.>"Hummels' Zeit wird kommen", antwortete Juric auf eine Frage nach dem Weltmeister im Anschluss an den 1:0-Heimsieg gegen Dynamo Kiew in der Europa League: "Er ist ein großartiger Profi, seine Einstellung ist immer professionell und positiv. Es ist meine Schuld, wenn er noch nicht gespielt hat, sicher nicht seine.">Hummels' "Problem": Evan Ndicka. Der 19-malige Nationalspieler der Elfenbeinküste, der bis Sommer 2023 insgesamt fünf Jahre bei Eintracht Frankfurt gespielt hatte, steht höher in der Gunst Jurics.>Daraus macht dieser auch keinen Hehl. "Ich sehe Hummels als Back-up für Ndicka. Im Moment habe ich aber den Eindruck, dass unsere Abwehr gut steht. Mir gefällt einfach die Art und Weise, wie Ndicka im Moment diese Rolle interpretiert.">Juric wiederholte, dass Hummels "seine Chancen bekommen" werde. Ndicka aber scheint gerade unantastbar, trug am Donnerstag in Abwesenheit von Lorenzo Pellegrini sogar die Kapitänsbinde. KWABOTY?
>>145268319just slapped 10 bongs on this
>>145268386still Leon
>>145264089That's the point (they'll get zehn)
>>145268386>>145268363>>145268352Who the fuck cares? Does Hummel even care? It’s just riding out the career for a couple of easy extra millions no?
>>145268662>Leon (the "antagonist"): 5 matches played this season >Mats (the "protagonist"): 0 minutes played this season
>>145268884he's making a fool of himself
>>145268884>Who the fuck cares? You clearly do.
>In der Vereinsführung sieht man offenbar ein Problem in der extrem offensiven Ausrichtung der Mannschaft. Das geht aus dem ‚Bild‘-Podcast ‚Bayern Insider‘ hervor. Vor allem bei großen Partien in der Champions League gegen Topgegner sei der Spielstil von Kompany zu vulnerabel, so die Meinung der Bosse. Diese seien sich darüber einig, dass man künftig nicht mehr so ins offene Messer laufen darf wie im Olympiastadion von Barcelona und auch in einigen Partien zuvor (Aston Villa, Eintracht Frankfurt).Oh No No No
>Augsburg, wo der BVB in der Vergangenheit immer mal wieder seine Probleme hatte, wünscht sich der Coach den ersten Auswärtssieg in der Liga als Initialzündung. "Wir sind einfach mal dran" findet er
>>145268931> ‚Bild‘-Podcast ‚Bayern Insider‘
>>145268931Nice playstyle that only works against teams you could beat with a 442 lineup and a dog as a goalie
>>145268985Wusste aber auch jeder, dass die Kompanie nur sowas kann. Keine Ahnung warum der verpflichtet wurde
>>145269122>Dr mengele, im nsdap
> Bei der Anfahrt auf das Olympiastadion wurde der Mannschafts-Bus des FC Bayern am Mittwochabend mit Steinen beworfen >Nach Informationen wurde der Bayern-Bus durch die Steinwürfe beschädigt. Es soll ein Loch in einem Fenster entstanden und dazu Schäden an der Tür beim Busfahrer verursacht worden sein. >Denn die Münchner lassen die Stein-Attacke nicht auf sich sitzen: Der Verein meldete den Vorfall umgehend bei der Uefa. Der europäische Fußballverband wird den Vorfall in Barcelona nun untersuchen.Bazibros, win at the green table incoming
>Niklas Süle (29) wird dem BVB wochenlang fehlen. Laut Informationen hat der Abwehrspieler einen Syndesmoseband-Anriss im Sprunggelenk erlitten. Für Süle heißt es vermutlich vier bis sechs Wochen Zwangspause.How many kilos will he gain this time?
boi do I remember unironically rating Süle once
>>145269235>Süle before bxb: great>B00 before bxb: great>Wolf at bxb: jesus fucking crist; Wolf after bxb: Leistungsträger @ Eyescastle>Schulz at bxb: wifebeating and -kicking chud; Schulz after bxb: cute gf which he seems to love and not beating her uphuh, I do wonder tho, what's the common denominator here
>Der Journalist Ronny Blaschke erhält den mit 5000 Euro dotierten Preis für sein Buch "Spielfeld der Herrenmenschen - Kolonialismus und Rassismus im Fußball"lmao
>>145269433Just write a book yourself:>Rassismus, Antisemitismus und der Klimawandel am Beispiel der Schuld des FC Bayern Münchens EZ 5.000 Euro
>>1452694987/10 would read
>>145270209You could say he will... Skohr
>>145270256Holy keeeek
>>145269433there are so many people in this country that need to hang
>>145268931no shitwhat a fucking retarded clubthats what happens when you hire a monkey just because he once played for GuadiolaIm still wating when the german public wakes up they let in million of rapists and murderers that destroyed the country
>The Gullireiniger of St Pauli>The Toilettenmann of Bochum
>>145270938>the missversteher of meme-format
>Uli Hoeneß attackiert Hubertus Heil>In diesem Zusammenhang kritisierte der gebürtige Ulmer den SPD-Bundesarbeitsminister Hubertus Heil heftig. Er sei "ein großer Gegner von Herrn Heil", meinte Hoeneß: "Die Politik muss machen, was unser Land braucht und nicht irgendwelche Spinnereien, die irgendein Minister verzapft.">Die aktuelle Regierung um Bundeskanzler Olaf Scholz sieht der ehemalige deutsche Nationalspieler als gescheitert an: "Die haben ihre Chance gehabt. Es ist vorbei. Es müssen wieder Parteien regieren, die den ganzen Tag darüber nachdenken: 'Was können wir tun, damit es den Bürgern besser geht." Und nicht: 'Wie sichere ich meine Wiederwahl'."based Uli
>>145271664And which party is that supposed to be?
>>145271664>>145271707I suppose he means the Union that has been destroying this country since 2011 with the first Grünen Kanzlerin ever. Ampel is not doing anything different really.
>>145271707>>145271763Uli wählt jetzt CDU. Ein richtiger Draufgänger
>>145271779>CDUwrong
Boomers be like>Mir reicht's jetzt wähl ich CDU
>>145271707>>145271763>>145271779>>145271791It's BSW, newfags
Mirochads... Did the Führt game unlock the Man Shaft?
>>145271879Source?
>>145271923Uli is a linke Sau
>>145271879Uli ist kein Kommunist>Besonders kritisierte Hoeneß die Einstellung zur Arbeit in Deutschland. Die Diskussionen um flexible Arbeitszeitmodelle empfindet er als hinderlich: Unabhängig davon, ob wir eine Drei-, Vier- oder Fünf-Tage-Woche haben, müsse „die Arbeit gemacht werden.“ Für ihn sei das ein zentraler Grund, warum Deutschland seiner Meinung nach nicht ausreichend vorankommt.
are you all really that retarded? there's no cdu in bayern
>>145271951>Wants everyone to wörk>Not a commieDoesn't compute
>>145271969commies hate working
KLOSE
>>145271960That's why I said Union. CSU is just CDU's little bitch and let's not forget that Söder supported every single radical left decision by Merkel, starting with the Atomausstieg.
der glubb steigt auf
>>145271995Only tranny commies. Stasikader like Uli love Arbeit.
>>145272023>BSW fordert eine 35-Stunden-Woche in allen Branchen vom Lokführer bis zur Pflegekraft
>>145271664Based CDU-Boomer
Emreli
I betted $400 on mönchengladbach, I believe in don rollo
NO ERA PENAL
KLOSE RAUS
blubb
Glubb glubb we are so bach
yes yes, melody is shaking
that Köln game is screaming for the tigginator
>Regensburg hasn't scored a goal in 11.5 hours of game time>score thrice against >us
>Flüchtling tötet seine Deutsch-Lehrerin (66)>Ein Verdächtiger (37) aus dem Iran wurde festgenommen.Refugees welcome!
JUSTVAN JUSTVAN JUSTVAN JUSTVAN
>>145272528klose ist 1 macher
GLUBBED
>>145272475let go alreadyhe’s not even notevenbundes tier
>Castrop
SCHLEIMER SCHLEIMER SCHLEIMER SCHLEIMER
MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL
>they laughed @ my all glubb teamtick tock Melo
>Kölle
MIRO I KNEEL
Leggo smallservice!!!
>>145273028*gets his legs broken by based HardKohr*
GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB
>mainz heimschwäche>gladbach auswärtsschwäche0:0 inc, GunA
my boy Amiri will definitely score, he's on f00
>>145273137the destroyer of Regensburg
>BMG hasn't had back to back league wins since March 2022
>>145273401-> >>145268319
>>145273183based fellow high risk high reward draw tipp chad1:1 here
RIF JOHNNY B
Johnny b bros we got injured AGAIN!!!
>>145273519b00n are so lucky man
>Hackmore like Kack xD
>Hack More like H-ACK lmao xD xD
^mine was funnier
R0tz has some mean secret council corners
>file deletedkwabsel
>>145271664Just like 2 months ago this boomer was angry about the AFD. I hope he has to close his Wurstfabriken soon.
>another injury for my kicker teamI spin through
>andere Mittelfeldteams klauen sich die Punktefeels good for a Mittelfeldteamfan
>>145273989I wouldn't go that far to call Cuckmund that
Smallservice @ the Sportstudio btwand Dopa is to forgetting
>>145273787>>145273787>kwabselIs this like a incel
>>145274237Kwabsel is a frauenmagnet
>smallservice hardkohr friendly fire
Mainzaaaaa
How is smallservice so fucking based?
Großdienst
bring Viper
>jenz
däbritz's back baby
reminder that Nager took Liroj (injured and 0 goals in the rückrunde) over Hack (inform and 10 goals in the rückrunde) to the em
>mülldienstkikeriki
der Stöger ist doch was für den Nager
>ynr Kackbachanon unironically saying how he couldn’t see why Kackbach wouldn’t exceed expectations before the season started lmao
>>145274996no actuallyas an Austrian he’s not eligible for the German national team
>>145274661Sane at his worst is ten times the player Hack is at his best tho
no not at this moment and time back thenmomentum und so
>>145275230debatable for the national team
>sold 2/3 of my PLTR at 31€might unironically neck myself soon
>>145275309wiederschaun und reingehaun
>>145275309looks like a bubble to methey barely make any money
>>145274624>däbritz's back babyPost ass
>>145275309Just buy Philip Morris and enjoy that juicy dividend with yuge growth potential from iqos. BAT is a good play too with an 8% divvy
>>145275374well selling at 40€ still nets me 10k more
I bought VW at 200
>>145275557ok, at least you dont own Volkswagen, like me
>>145275661you're not alone
>>145275140people on here said they would relegate lmaoso stfu you idiot
>>145276195*wagnerstaring @ the saison being over already*
he was the secret behind 2014 the hole time, wasnt he?
>>145276261so you are expecting Gladbach to relegate?
>>145277341No
ok, what is bundes rating on our guys?Do we need to be woried about Tuchel and England or is Nager better?
>>145280430Hahnsi > TT > laptoptrainer zoomie
>>145276195no but they certainly are shit enough to get relegated atm. just lucky that the likes of Boycum, Pauli and Kiel are there this year as well, who are even worse than them
>>145280614Augschads we need to worry if the bald Danish fraud doesn't put finn ladies back in net
>blundershitga
>>145281844mentally ill nigger
>>145275680I am down with around 3K, how much are you?GuMo
gumo confirmed and here we go
>>145283815>>145286277>>145286390GuMo
yes yes, good morningI drink the coffee
Tuchel was better at big games than Cumpany
Tuchel choked every single cup competition and got heemed by neverkusen thowith kompany it’s too early to tell desu
they both had/have no IV so its not really fair in any way
>>145287018The just lost to VARdrid because of the bad Kaderplanung. Losing in the Pokal was his fault tho
>>145287332yeah the CL performance last year was the one good thing Tuchel did during his tenure as Bayern coach
Schalkebros...how are we feeling today?
>>145246611>>145246632>>145246658Sneedo
>>145246828>>145246844jet well noos
>>145251721>>145252196>>145252241Why do you lie?What's your agenda?
>>145287797like this
>Rustcucks fighting a train.
Schalkebros I feel gud about heute. Westvorstadt cucks will be btfo
SELKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
und der Maza-fagga
>>145287911Wär er einer für den Nager gewesen?
nö
Däbritz is pretty
>Bansé
>Schalkwab
Had to wait 15 minutes just to say >Schalke
>SCHALKEso it begins anew..
KEES RAUS
At some point Scholz has to step in and do something about the Schalkefrage
OH NO NO NO NO
>Schalke brodelt
>Schalke
>Gereats zu entlassen war die größte Fehlentscheidung, in dem Meer an Fehlentscheidungen der letzten 5 Jahre.
TEMPELMANN
GrüGER
>Schalke the third
UFFF... >Schalke
ASSLANI
Kvltbros... Schalke Bros... What is happening
Horst STEFFEN > STEFFEN Cuckgart
^meds
its a trvth nvke meddler
The more things change, the more they stay the same
>145288054>meddlerStärker als billiche kleine Kaggnazis!
>>145288055Can't they just get Dimi Grammo back?
BUDU my BOI
>Big shitty club
>van Käse
>schalke could end the spieltag as vorletzter
WRONG AGAIN CHUDCEL
the fuck is this >Schalke audio
ok I didn't check the match ups , but it's still true in my book
>It's just pathetic. We were dealt the deathblow in the summer with the dismissals of Büskens and Asamoah. Not even being willing to run is outrageous and shows that nobody gives a shit. The demonisation of ‘ malochen’ was also really bad, you can see that now. A bunch of technically good players who pass back and forth nicely but aren't competitive. The club is finished.
>Schalcucks
Tumbling down, tumbling down
ASSLANI>KEKGART
FISNIK AGAIN
KEKGART OUT
>>145288205>>145288049
send heuer fernansh back to darmchud
Lmao hsvcucks btfo
>>145287918
BUY.PART.OF.THE.VELTINS.ARENA.NOW!
Why would I want to own one piece of a Regionalliga West ground?
>DröösdenCHADNER
>>145288239>Hahnsa verspätetwas ist pasirt?
>>145288251Rechtsrocker ham nen Zug zerlegt.
SCHNELLI>Schalke zu 4
>Cuckburg>Schalcuck
WENN ICH KEKGART FINDE
Fürth should hire Asamoah
>>145288275Who?
>rolling in the flagsLMAO
geraerts left for THIS?
that's it let's pack up /bundes/
>>145288288Der Kees ist längst gegessen!
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/145156465/#145174046>based Scheissgart
>>145288288We sacked the best coach of the last 5 years for this?
>>145288228I would if it gave me equity
AND NOW THE END IS NEAR AND SO I FACE THE FINAL CURTAIN
>Ouch! Was für ein scheußlicher Zweikampf von Tomas Kalas (FC Schalke 04). Er kann froh sein, dass er dafür nicht die rote Karte erhält.
SEGELPINGUIN
>>145288225I take the redheadFuck the KSV and Scheisse04
>>145288379Is there hope?
SELKE AGAINalso based M00h0m
>MeffertDeppert desu
Führichchads we are so back
>>145288424>demi benched vs kielI could unironically cry
What is this shit?
>>145288388yes
>schalke got refballed hard again:)
Quick Uwe rusch back to the arena
>>145288453>Merlin
BULLut
>Cuckburg
Jesus Fürth is shit too
What is the verdict?
Please erlös us from Cuckgart
>FellhauerLooks like an older Keke Topp
>wake up>everything is as alwaysGuMo
Augsburg is gonna get IT
The so called Premiumprodukt
desired 3rd place still in reichweite
>>145288519Fresse, du Obercuck!
>>145288549fucking Indians I swear
>>145288558deine mudda
>>145288552Not wasting my time with shit like this
Hatty against Shartubolu today
>der Bankdrücker
Time for the comfyrenz... How many for tietz today?
both legs broken by Schlotterchad
>>145288676>Note 5,5 und rote
>>145288791->>>145288815
https://m.bild.de/sport/fussball/fan-eklat-im-video-hier-attackieren-rostock-chaoten-den-sonderzug-671ce503bd46f0723c6e4548Why are they like this?
>leipshit have only conceded zw0 goals dieses saison Impressive
>Eggscastlekwabble
>>145288839how many 0:0?
>Augsburg defending
MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN MALEN
Cousin love doubters, apologize!
Based MalenAugsburg will feel the dortchud anger
Buschi can’t stop talking about first and second halves
>>145288876Wagnerstare @ Spiel schon über
>1-0 Malen 4'gaytea on suicide watch>>145288888checked!
>>145288868You've literally been doing this for 10+ years what the fuck is wrong with you
>that fauli bannerkringeling hard
>>145288888how is he still there, he quit like three times this year alone
>cück bulls
RI TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>get rid of leftist cuck>start cooking
>>145288984New
>>145288901VeeJay official bundes girl, you newfag.
Real new>>145288995