>>145246611
>all the dortmund fans who logged off out of shame last night are logging back into their /sp/ accounts to laugh at bayern

>>145246611
why do people keep falling for pep babbies, how many of them have done anything?

arteta hasnt won a major trophy
xavi got fired after 2 seasons
maresca was in the 2nd division up until this season

Heil Hansi

>>145246597
ah, yes, Bayern also extended the contract of Eric Dier for some fucking reason
Holy fuckign shit, the whole club is incompetent
all culminating in hiring a nigger that got relegated in his last fucking job

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Wann verliert Bayern München das nächste Spiel überhaupt? Ich habe keine Lust, mir eure langweilige Liga anzusehen.

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>>145246611
Bayern will definitely come back from the 23rd place, right germanbros?"

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>>145246658
Bayern rejected their most succesful coach and hired and nigger
hahaha

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>>145246672
its joever...

>>145246632
>they have to wait now 15 minutes before shitposting
hahah, GOT THEM!

is the /sp/ nigger lover here today or is he gone?

Bayern ist sehr schlecht

It feels like this was a freak accident. Raphinha played the game of his lifetime, scoring 3 out of 3. This will never happen again. I would be mad if this wasn't the group stage.
With a fit Musiala and Barca not scoring 4 out of 4 chances Bayern can still easily beat them in the knockout stages when shit gets serious

>>145246828
ah, yes
let me guess, losing in Birmingham was also a freak accident
nigger lover

>>145246828
Sunday league defence, it's not acceptable, it was this bad last season

Total sednub death

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>>145246611
B00nbros...

>>145246828
Bayern just sucks, too much money spent on average players. Musiala did nothing when he got subbed on (also an average player)

>>145247083
Musiala did nothing because he's injured. He shouldn't have played at all. Why do you think Müller was a starter?

>Blundershitga
lmfao get fucked

>>145246828
Honestly.
>Raphinha
who even is this guy, this literally who plays us and suddenly scores a hattrick, dafuck?

>>145247177
Musiala didnt do anything in Birmingham either

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>>145247227
hes playing well this whole season
thats what happens when you dont hire your best coach of the last ten years, for some stupid reason
but instead hire a guy that got relegated in his last job
and never won a big title in his life

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Bayern fans aren't fans at all, but rather customers.

>>145247363
nah, they have plenty of fans
Bayern isnt Manshitty

Whats with this crazy racist guy in here

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>please hire me Bayern, I once played under Guardiola

>>145247495
i respect him for even applying for the job after getting relegated
imagine some german with 2 years experience got relegated with augsberg then applied for the real madrid or liverpool job or whatever. its the same shit

>>145247670
its worse that he even got hired
that is serious mental illness
but then nothing wonders me anyome in this shithole country

>>145247495
but bayern had the real guardiola and fired him, why would they think the lidl guardiola would do any better?

id like a list of managers that were fired by bayern despite winning the title in every full year of their management tenure, aka never finished above 1st in a full season

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I need a Nëinhöld dot com Röhl injury update

>>145246693
I really appreciate it

>>145247725
>>145247739
Guardiola didnt get fired, his contract expired
and while he was at Bayern he was alrady planning for his time at ManCity:
https://youtu.be/Waw_QfKpkUY?t=34
coaches at Bayern usually dont get fired when they win the Bundesliga

>>145247739
never finished below 1st*
durr

>>145247776
Kovac won double and he got fired

>>145247879
I was thinking more towads the end of the season
Kovac got fired at the beginning of the season and then Flick took over and won everything

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>>145246611
>#Eberl richtig angefressen, sagt zu einem Reporter: "Mach den Trainerschein, dann kannst du es besser machen!

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>>145247083
True! Hassan and Eberl spent a shittone of money on shit players. Now they are stuck with them for the next years + they fail with almost every young Player

GuMo

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>ynr Nico Schulz

>>145251721
>the great replacement it just a conspiracy theory bro

GuMo
>Hühnchen

>>145251981
yes

>>145247739
Van Gaal, Ancelotti, Kovac, Flick, Nagelsmann
pretty sure that’s it as far as modern days go. all others weren’t fired (e.g. Guardiola, Heynckes). also prior to losing the 2012 CL final they weren’t nearly as dominant as they became after

>>145252118
They peaked with Jupppp and the Gansi

Sadly Hassan destroyed everything

>>145252196
they had a chance to build something new with the based Nager but Brazzo also fucked that up

Do buyern fans really think Kompanie is a good coach?

>>145252272
no customers here

still cant believe they went into the season with upa and kim

>>145247776
Magath got double and got fired.
Ancelotti got double and got fired.

You are talking out of your ass, as per usual

Gratulation an den fc bayern,jetzt sieht man es richtig was für eine geile transferpolitik die gemacht haben im sommer,Hauptsache de light verkaufen und die 2loosern in der abwehr behalten,das ist eine satte Mannschaft die werden nichts reißen dieses jahr und die anderen,solange ein neuer müller kimmich und paar andere da weiterspielen,das wird eine schwere Saison für die.

Uli Hoeneß hat gesagt : „ Tuchel war eine Katastrophe „. Was ist dann kompany ? Tuchel wusste wenigstens wie man Spiele gewinnt. Kompany ist nur 7. Wahl gewesen und man sieht warum. Kompany raus !!!

>Die B00n verloren in der Königsklasse nur zweimal noch deutlicher, und zwar jeweils beim 0:4 in Barcelona (2009) und gegen Real Madrid (2014).

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What did he mean by this?

>>145252418
Neuer

>>145252418
he admires the work of a certain Austrian painter

Why Bayern didn't hire Flick again?

>>145252461
Eberl didn't want him. That's the only reason

*dividiert den fadne*

It's fine. I just realised that Barca has 2.3 billion Euros of debt. They have to win something this season or they have to fire Flick and Lewandowski next season.

>>145252481
sauce?
i can find this one saying 1.3bn, but maybe its gone up idk

https://www.barcablaugranes.com/2023/6/23/23771144/barcelonas-debt-still-stands-at-a-staggering-1-35-billion

>>145252481
they will win Leliga at least for sure

>>145252494

https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/39956504/barcelona-finances-laporta-laliga-palanca-assets-transfers

Oh it's 2.7 billion, never mind. At least they are selling some NFTs in the Metaverse.

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>>145252481
>2.3 billion Euros of debt
How to achieve this? I'm asking for a friend

>>145252505
damn, its barcelover...

>>145252509
>2.3 billion Euros of debt
>How to achieve this? I'm asking for a friend

They have an operating income of around negative 250 million each year. They bumped up player and coaching salaries. In 2023 they had to make the decision to rebuild Camp Nou because it was falling apart and endangered the audience which costs an additional 1.5 billion. It's a budgeting issue. They are terrible at managing money and are spending more than they can afford which is typical for Mediterranean countries.

>Neuer-Verlängerung beim FC Bayern nur "Formsache"

topkek

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imagine if it was still Xavi

>>145246653
>xavi
>pep baby
only on the field, his coach title was gifted by the oil barons, that's why he sucks

>>145252554
When will they learn?

Why the fuck did Bayern hire Kompany of all fucking people?

>>145252595
7th choice coach is still better than 8th choice

>>145252595
they had already hired and fired every good coach that speaks german. in retrospect they probably should have swallowed their ego and tried harder to keep flick/nagelsmann at the time

Don't worry, we will rack up points against Benfica, PSG, Shakthar, Feyenoord and Bratislava and finish in top 8!

>>145252620
But what about the Finale Dahoam?

>>145252509
hire messi

>monday: bundead
>tuesday: bundead
>wednesday: b00n plays, 500 posts per hour everyone losing their fucking minds
>thursday: still B00n discussion in the morning
>friday: bundead
>saturday: bundead
>sunday: B00n plays

>>145252340
huh? they’ve been pretty good so far while de Ligt keeps getting exposed at United

>>145252461
his reputation in Germany was terrible after the disastrous performances of the German national team and the amazon documentary

I am sorry but why are the münchner crying about lewas goal? There was no foul. As far as I know you are still allowed to touch defenders

>>145252592
Micha tried to warn usnof the Schwulen-Connection.

> What went wrong?

Höneß and Rummenigge giving up control over FC Bayern to people like Olliver Kahn and Bratzo Salihamicic.

This is when they started buying useless meme players and signing contracts with salaries of 20 million and more.

Now Ulli Höneß is back and selling all those expensive players. They want an "Umbruch" to happen and buy young players with high potential like Olise, Wirtz, etc.

They should have kept Ancelotti, Flick, Nagelsmann or Tuchel. One of their biggest mistakes was to change the coach every season. Kompani isn't a bad coach either. He just needs a special kind of players so his ultra-offensive system works. Things take time. It took Pep Guardiola 5 years to turn ManCity into the team it is today.

>>145252689
not a foul if made by UEFAlona players, VARdrid players or leVARkusen players. Foul if made by literally everyone else

>>145252689
Buyern fan base is composed of cry baby manginas that are too used of just winning by default in the league, so when it doesn't happen in Europe they arrange a legendary compilation of excuses and moans

>>145252689

> I am sorry but

I am sorry but you are a retard. Read this Swissbro.

https://www.sport1.de/news/fussball/champions-league/2024/10/klares-foulspiel-wirbel-um-bayern-gegentor

Also everyone at Bayern said that it's not about referee decisions. The people at the FC Bayern have more honour and are better winners and also better losers that any Spanish team ever has been.

https://www.sport1.de/tv-video/video/bayern-boss-beweist-bei-bankettrede-nach-barca-klatsche-grosse__2B0DE9B0-3902-4FF9-B9E0-6AF494641300

>>145252725
>>145252737
the duality of man

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>>145242154
I wonder what this anon is doing rn.
His meme aged like milk

>Bernd Hollerbach wurde mit sofortiger Wirkung gefeuert. Der Verein teilte dazu mit: „Der Fußballlehrer, der im Juni 2024 den Posten beim FCH übernommen hatte, ist mit sofortiger Wirkung freigestellt worden.“

>>145252809

Palinha is a great defensive middlefielder though. There's a reason Tuchel wanted to have this guy. It didn't work out in that constellation though. That's football. Sometimes you play great and sometimes you don't. Everyone who ever played football knows.

https://youtu.be/_iCnyOU5Bdc

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>>145252895
Are you the anon who posted the Bayern needs to sign desire doue yt best moments compilation? If yes, stop rating players exclusively on YT "the best xy"-compilations. Why are you zoomers like this?

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>>145252809
Palhinha was forced to play as an 8 because Kimmich would've gotten Kompany fired if he wasn't given his favourite position.

>>145252965

No idea what you are talking about. Do you believe Tuchel watched a YouTube video and said "Let's buy Palinha" and the Bayern tried for one year to buy the guy for 50 million without checking his abilities and health. You can't be that retarded to believe that's how it works.

>>145252975

Source: My mother works as a cleaning lady for FC Bayern.

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>>145252987
Kimmich is your mother and your father and you yourself.

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>ex defender
>can't teach his team to defend

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Legendary fraud

>>145252989

Shouldn't 12 year old be in school right now?

>>145253011
Ferien are rn tho

>>145253001
Well he is training an even higher line than Hansi did at us, suicidal pressing so to speak. No need for defense here, but it's too early to tell if this is a good or a bad idea

>>145253047
I still have full faith in Company and the lads

>Zweitliga-Absteiger Hansa Rostock hat sich in Folge des 0:2 in Saarbrücken am Dienstagabend von Trainer Bernd Hollerbach getrennt.

who actually thought that hiring a random dude with his biggest achievement being getting relegated from the premiership is a good candidate for one of the biggest coaching jobs in club football ?

>>145253047
the last time b00n conceded 4 away in the CL was under Klinsmann

>>145253131
>>145252882
GuMo

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>>145253146
Uli HOEness

>>145253162
The last time B00n shot 9 goals in a match is...never.
What's that supposed to prove?

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>>145252979
>without checking his abilities and health. You can't be that retarded to believe that's how it works.
You tell me

>>145253171
you're below Zagreb now btw, Vinny

>>145253162
They also lost 4-0 to St. Petersburg. It was in the UEFA Cup (which technically makes it even more pathetic)

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>>145252481
>>145252494
Wollen wir mal nicht die Huberte an Millionen vergessen, die der deutsche Steuerzahler schon in Barcelona gepumpt hat

>>145252606
>swallowed their ego and tried harder to keep flick/nagelsmann at the time

Very true

>>145252706
>it took Pep Guardiola 5 years to turn ManCity into the team it is today.

And around 800 Millionen. You wont find them on the famous Festgeldkonto

>Teurere Wechsel, höhere Ausbildungsentschädigungen: Mit verschiedenen Maßnahmen will der deutsche Fußball die Zahl der selbst ausgebildeten Lizenzspieler sowohl in der Breite als auch auf Topniveau weiter erhöhen. 58 Vereine, die in Deutschland ein nach DFB-Standard zertifiziertes Nachwuchsleistungszentrum (NLZ) unterhalten, haben - wie bereits vorab vom kicker berichtet - eine freiwillige Selbstverpflichtung unterschrieben. Die Vereinbarung tritt zum 1. Februar 2025 in Kraft.
>Konkret verändert sich dadurch die Berechnung der Ausbildungsentschädigung für Wechsel zwischen den NLZ im Segment der U-12- bis U-15-Junioren. Die Gelder werden sich künftig am Ausbildungszeitraum eines Spielers beim abgebenden Verein, an seinem Alter sowie an der Distanz zwischen abgebendem und aufnehmendem Klub orientieren. Im Maximalfall wird die Ausbildungsentschädigung dadurch um den Faktor drei bis vier steigen.

>Diese 1:4-Vorführung war auch eine Ohrfeige für Sport-Vorstand Max Eberl (51). Schließlich hatte er sich bei der legendären Dauer-Trainer-Suche gegen Hansi Flick (59) und für Vincent Kompany (38) entschieden. Es wirkte im Olympiastadion in Barcelona wie ein Trainer-Duell Meister gegen Azubi.
Der Mensch Max Eberl...

>>145253306
You just know: They push only Nkungus

Because Vielfalt ist unsere Stärke

>>145253310
https://youtu.be/PK-D62oeFu0

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>>145253186

I don't give a fuck about that CL table. It's kind of funny to watch you guys caring more about what Bayern does than what your own club does.

>>145253310
I never got, why they hired this fat piggy

>>145253330
My club (Hannover 96) doesn't play under the week so of course I'm talking about something else

>>145253326
Trainerscheinbrus...

>>145253330
My club (nur der HSV) would have gotten a result @ the Camp Nou yesterday

>>145253339
>>145253358

> Hannover 96
> HSV

I'm sorry guys. There's certainly a Schalke fan somewhere that feels even worse.

>>145253374
Liebe kennt keine Liga

>>145253408

That's true. It's still sad to see that the responsible people at Schalke continue to ruin the club like they didn't learn anything from the last 5 years.

Munich is the best German city btw

>>145252681
>his reputation in Germany was terrible after the disastrous performances of the German national team and the amazon documentary
huh, I forgot about that

>Neuer mit katastrophalen Statistiken
>Besonders alarmierend für die Fans ist die Tatsache, dass die Münchner in dieser Saison bereits 14 Gegentore bei nur 20 Schüssen auf das Tor kassiert haben.
Neuerbros...our response???

>>145253184
my gypsy would have demolish farça yesterday

>>145253553
That's the challenge with such a high line tho. 24 hours ago everyone was like "I have fun again watching these matches". Literally the it's over/we're back meme but irl.

>>145253553

Allowing only 20 shots is a pretty good statistic.

>>145253184

This guy is pretty good. They bought him and now rent him to other clubs watching his worth increase. What's wrong with that?

>>145253572
True, but not good enough for Manu

>>145253553
it's Zunullreichs time to take over

>>145253553
first three goals yesterday weren't his fault at all
last goal is debatable
but the bigger problem is Upa and especially Kim being headless chickens

>>145253598
n0er rewatch the lewy goal, wtf is neuer doing?

>>145253598
Get the Trainer license and do better

>Fick
>Nager
>Tuchent
>Kompanie
QVO VADIS, B⟨⟩⟨⟩N?

>>145253605
I am too white for the Boyern and I lack the Stahlgeruch

Ich freue mich für Bayern.

>>145253663
ich riech dich bis hirher

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>>145253662
卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍卐卍

Mats Hummels steht nach Informationen von Sky Deutschland und Sky Italia vor seinem lang ersehnten Debüt bei der AS Roma.

In der heutigen Europa-League-Partie in Rom gegen Dinamo Kiew soll der Abwehr-Star sogar in der Startelf stehen.

Neu-Trainer Ivan Juric, der auf den entlassenen Daniele de Rossi gefolgt war, hatte entsprechend angekündigt: "Wir brauchen Hummels. Ich schaue, wann die Zeit reif ist, aber ich denke ernsthaft über einen Einsatz nach."

>>145253662

IMO it's the best to keep Kompany and let him build up a winning squad. He has to win the Bundesliga and make it to the CL quarterfinals though or he might lose the support of the board.

>Wadenbeinbruch: Aldi fällt bis Januar aus

>>145254003
Lidlchads...we won

>>145254022
this but HofChads

>>145253733
he won't play

>>145254124
5 min and a red

>>145254003
Nord or Süd?

>>145254238
Hoferchads... This matters!

>>145253728
newfag watch this
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>Frankfurt - Rigas FC
ooooh, I get it

>>145254399
my brain is so fried I see a pepe

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>le italy has le best cuisine in ke world!!! xDD
>Le me in Rome: I want some eggs for breakfast, it's a shame these fucking SHITalians apparently don't know about breakfast... better go to McDonald's or find some English breakfast place

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>RB Leipzig muss wochenlang auf Mittelfeldspieler Xavi verzichten. Der Niederländer zog sich im Champions-League-Spiel gegen den FC Liverpool eine schwere Bänderverletzung im linken Sprunggelenk zu.
Bayernbros, the Schale is already in the bag

>>145254543
Finally all the shitters don't be able to pass it to the N0r any more so the team will improve

Put on your leather pants so we can pull them off

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Billig Bros... We won!

>>145254543
Nobody has this guy in managerliga so who cares

>>145254522
Italian cuisine? Yes. From Italians? No.

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can't make this shit up

For me it's Pizza Gummibärchen Leberwurst

Röhl will be back in training next week
>>145255153
Holy based

>>145255059
why did they leave out the crucial info that it was gay sex and normal people have nothing to worry about unless they randomly decide to suck cock

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HALB MENSCH, HALB TIER

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>>145253733

>>145255308
Es ist vorbei

>>145255291
>WUMMS

>>145255350
Paid for by your Gebühren. (Not by me though, neets are befreit)

>>145255308
0 already told you so

>egg already told you so

>>145255285
>do gay sex in uganda
>get monkey pox
>and aids
>"hurrdurr we need anudda lockdown, the monkey pox pandemic is uppon us"
kek, evangelists of the Church of WHO will support that

>Uli Hoeneß plauderte vergangene Woche bei einem Auftritt im Schloss Neubeuern aus dem Nähkästchen (tz berichtete). Der Ehrenpräsident schreckte auch nicht davor zurück, über seine Zeit in Haft zu sprechen. „Als ich im Gefängnis war, habe ich über 5000 Briefe erhalten. Mit 98 Prozent dieser Leute hatte ich noch nie gesprochen. Davon waren 99 Prozent positiv – bis auf PETA Stuttgart. Die haben mir geschrieben, dass mein Gefängnisaufenthalt die Strafe dafür ist, dass ich für den Tod von Millionen Schweinen verantwortlich bin“, erzählte der 72-Jährige.

>>145255166
are we still selling him?
>>145254791
imma buy baumchadner in the winter

>>145255291
you're not ready for MeisterShafts battle between Wagner and HW4 in a few years

>>145256388
jt betrayed us

clearly outer half

>>145256526
I've said it before, I believe that röhl is one of the best German midfielders alive, no chance I'd sell a healthy Röhl

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>a healthy röhl

DER ANDERE HUGO

>>145256791
Welcome to Werder Bremen

wasn't there supposed to be a german comfy

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Iaunich

>>145256845
I wanted to tell you to not to jinx it, then I rememberd it's bummels. how do we deal with this, this is getting beyond retarded

>>145253733
>Sky Deutschland und Sky Italia
literal fake news

>>145257066
this is why I only get my /bundes/ news from @Neinhold these days, he's the most reliable

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>>145257114
Based
>>145256653
If you make predictions/claims with a flawed premise then it's literally impossible to be WRONG

>>145256167
Darauf kauf ich mir erstmal ne Wurst (aber nicht die vom Ulli)

Stach einer für den Nager?

>werner
what a pathetic abschluss

>>145256845
I for one would've loved hummels back at bayern, guy is way better than those mfers pupa and kim

>>145257824
too slow for the suicide high line, which is the reason de licht had to go as well

>>145257824
Dummels would have looked worse than (C)an did against Vinicius, yesterday

>>145257852
>yesterday

>>145256845
humiliation ritual

>>145257824
lmao wtf this is some of the more delusional shit I’ve ever seen on this website
he would be an absolute disaster under Kompany-ball

Hmmmm, Hoffenmadchen???

>>145257874
that why i set the comma you mongo, the yesterday was meant for YESTERDAY BAYERN ARGAINST BARCA WHERE HUMMELS.WOULD HAVE LOOKED WORSE

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>>145258025
idgi

>>145258043
ok tardo Just imagine a Dummels 25kmh sprint against the granate Raphinha, (C)an Pinicus tier

>>145258024
they've been quite pathetic since the days of Ralle and Nager and also they have no fans

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>>145257414
How do I know when to use den oder dem vs die/der/das?

>>145258078
Affenheimers are angry at Daddy Hopp for literally no reason.

>>145258241
learn your grammar cases bro

>>145256832
yeah I definitely read about that in the indes
but then again every other match is supposedly commentated by Claudia Neumann as well so maybe it’s best just not to trust Bundes anons

>>145258418
*bundes

>>145258358
i dont post in bundes but i studied german in high school. saw that other anons post while i was scrolling

>>145256832
>>145258418
The comfyrenz is next matchday

>>145258462
>i dont post in bundes
you just did tho

>>145258265
they are?
that would be stupid

>>145258571
fuck. you got me.
i used to be real good with the cases though. don't really remember the rules now like 20 years later, just simple stuff like mit is dativ. oh well.

>>145258615
it's getting abolished thanks to genderspeak anyways, which is good

>>145258576
https://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussball/bundesliga/2407/News/fans-der-tsg-hoffenheim-gehen-auf-dietmar-hopp-los.html

https://www.zeit.de/sport/2024-08/tsg-hoffenheim-dietmar-hopp-proteste-bundesliga

t0me for the Herrengedeck

>>145258671
are they really?
i saw some article a week or two ago that the apostrophe to show possession like in english (like Anon's Post) was declared correct by some language group in germany, was called the idiots apostrophe. kinda funny

>Scheissheim
>Mattratzo
>Shart coaching

Seriously now, krautbros, we are playing like shit.

>>145258764
Hoffenheim is fighting relegation

Heidenheim is winning

you can thank Brewomen for this btw, they had the chance to get to Europe on the last match

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What's the dative case? The many such cases when fräulein aus deutschland wanted to date me?

Gn8

>>145258678
Based

GuNa

>>145246828
brother more than half of barcas midfield was unfit

>>145259992
A fit Musiala is one of the best players in the world. A 35 year old Stolper-Müller attempting to play Pep football is worse than playing with 10 men

Müller would of had a assist if harald knew how to stay onside

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>would of

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>>145260434

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Schalkes trainersuche reached a new level

My boy ficht finna cook this weekend with treegardener starting

>>145252362
they got fired the next season, dumbfuck

>>145252606
>>145252595
Flick was basically begging them to hire him again
They literalyl rejected their most succesful coach of the last ten years because of some documentary for the national team
its remarkable mental illness
but thent this is the country that thinks afghans and africans are Fachkräfte
They didnt

>>145253755
what the fuck do you mean with building a squad?
do you think Bayern is Mönchengladbach or something?
Oh wait, they hired Eberl who apparently thinks like that
the last time they lost this bad against Barcelona they fired the coach
Eberl insted insults the reporters
The man is a loser

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Can the büllchen does it?
they face: Celtic, Inter, Villa, Sporting, Sturm Graz
they're on 0 points right now

>>145263929
99% likely

>>145264061
the 99% is for the if 10 points reach

GuMo

Oh yes yeees the coffee

GuMo

Bochum might have a chance against the Hühnchen

Bochum has absolutely no chance tho

>>145267555
yes yes, gooood morning
for me, it’s also the coffee

GuMo

>>145267555
>>145267746
For me, it's the 55 cent Premium Pils from Penny.

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Gladbach bros I fear Jonny B will tear us apart...

>>145268224
/bundes/ fun fact: kackbach had 21 erfolgslose versuche to win the 2nd game in row!

How many for the Mainza tonight?

>Gut gealtert …sorry! Auch unsere italienischen Kollegen sind aufgrund vieler Hintergrundgespräche von einem Debüt ausgegangen. Hummels hat aber erneut keine Sekunde gespielt.
>Roma-Trainer Ivan Juric erklärt: „Ich habe die Verantwortung. Ich sehe ihn als Back up von Ndicka. Er wird seine Chancen noch kriegen.“

>Beim 1:0 gegen Dynamo Kyiv in der Europa League hatte Hummels am Donnerstagabend erneut 90 Minuten auf der Bank gesessen. Zum siebten Mal blieb er seit seiner Unterschrift Anfang September ohne Einsatz
>Trainer Juric, der erst seit etwas mehr als einem Monat im Amt ist, musste sich nach dem Spiel Nachfragen ob seiner Entscheidung stellen und erklärte: „Dass er noch nicht auf dem Platz steht, ist meine Schuld und nicht seine.“

Bummel bros

> Roma-Coach Ivan Juric, der eine Dreierkette spielen lässt, rotiert in der Abwehr immer mal wieder durch. Ohne dabei aber Hummels zu berücksichtigen. Längere Zeit begründete das Juric mit fehlender Fitness bei Hummels. Diese aber soll der 35-Jährige mittlerweile erlangt haben.

>"Hummels' Zeit wird kommen", antwortete Juric auf eine Frage nach dem Weltmeister im Anschluss an den 1:0-Heimsieg gegen Dynamo Kiew in der Europa League: "Er ist ein großartiger Profi, seine Einstellung ist immer professionell und positiv. Es ist meine Schuld, wenn er noch nicht gespielt hat, sicher nicht seine."

>Hummels' "Problem": Evan Ndicka. Der 19-malige Nationalspieler der Elfenbeinküste, der bis Sommer 2023 insgesamt fünf Jahre bei Eintracht Frankfurt gespielt hatte, steht höher in der Gunst Jurics.

>Daraus macht dieser auch keinen Hehl. "Ich sehe Hummels als Back-up für Ndicka. Im Moment habe ich aber den Eindruck, dass unsere Abwehr gut steht. Mir gefällt einfach die Art und Weise, wie Ndicka im Moment diese Rolle interpretiert."

>Juric wiederholte, dass Hummels "seine Chancen bekommen" werde. Ndicka aber scheint gerade unantastbar, trug am Donnerstag in Abwesenheit von Lorenzo Pellegrini sogar die Kapitänsbinde.

KWABOTY?

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>>145268319
just slapped 10 bongs on this

>>145268386
still Leon

>>145264089
That's the point (they'll get zehn)

>>145268386
>>145268363
>>145268352
Who the fuck cares? Does Hummel even care? It’s just riding out the career for a couple of easy extra millions no?

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>>145268662
>Leon (the "antagonist"): 5 matches played this season
>Mats (the "protagonist"): 0 minutes played this season

>>145268884
he's making a fool of himself

>>145268884
>Who the fuck cares?
You clearly do.

>In der Vereinsführung sieht man offenbar ein Problem in der extrem offensiven Ausrichtung der Mannschaft. Das geht aus dem ‚Bild‘-Podcast ‚Bayern Insider‘ hervor. Vor allem bei großen Partien in der Champions League gegen Topgegner sei der Spielstil von Kompany zu vulnerabel, so die Meinung der Bosse. Diese seien sich darüber einig, dass man künftig nicht mehr so ins offene Messer laufen darf wie im Olympiastadion von Barcelona und auch in einigen Partien zuvor (Aston Villa, Eintracht Frankfurt).
Oh No No No

>Augsburg, wo der BVB in der Vergangenheit immer mal wieder seine Probleme hatte, wünscht sich der Coach den ersten Auswärtssieg in der Liga als Initialzündung. "Wir sind einfach mal dran" findet er

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>>145268931
> ‚Bild‘-Podcast ‚Bayern Insider‘

>>145268931
Nice playstyle that only works against teams you could beat with a 442 lineup and a dog as a goalie

>>145268985
Wusste aber auch jeder, dass die Kompanie nur sowas kann. Keine Ahnung warum der verpflichtet wurde

>>145269122
>Dr mengele, im nsdap

> Bei der Anfahrt auf das Olympiastadion wurde der Mannschafts-Bus des FC Bayern am Mittwochabend mit Steinen beworfen
>Nach Informationen wurde der Bayern-Bus durch die Steinwürfe beschädigt. Es soll ein Loch in einem Fenster entstanden und dazu Schäden an der Tür beim Busfahrer verursacht worden sein.
>Denn die Münchner lassen die Stein-Attacke nicht auf sich sitzen: Der Verein meldete den Vorfall umgehend bei der Uefa. Der europäische Fußballverband wird den Vorfall in Barcelona nun untersuchen.
Bazibros, win at the green table incoming

>Niklas Süle (29) wird dem BVB wochenlang fehlen. Laut Informationen hat der Abwehrspieler einen Syndesmoseband-Anriss im Sprunggelenk erlitten. Für Süle heißt es vermutlich vier bis sechs Wochen Zwangspause.
How many kilos will he gain this time?

boi do I remember unironically rating Süle once

>>145269235
>Süle before bxb: great
>B00 before bxb: great
>Wolf at bxb: jesus fucking crist; Wolf after bxb: Leistungsträger @ Eyescastle
>Schulz at bxb: wifebeating and -kicking chud; Schulz after bxb: cute gf which he seems to love and not beating her up
huh, I do wonder tho, what's the common denominator here

>Der Journalist Ronny Blaschke erhält den mit 5000 Euro dotierten Preis für sein Buch "Spielfeld der Herrenmenschen - Kolonialismus und Rassismus im Fußball"
lmao

>>145269433
Just write a book yourself:

>Rassismus, Antisemitismus und der Klimawandel am Beispiel der Schuld des FC Bayern Münchens

EZ 5.000 Euro

>>145269498
7/10 would read

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>>145270209
You could say he will... Skohr

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>>145270256
Holy keeeek

>>145269433
there are so many people in this country that need to hang

>>145268931
no shit
what a fucking retarded club
thats what happens when you hire a monkey just because he once played for Guadiola
Im still wating when the german public wakes up they let in million of rapists and murderers that destroyed the country

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>The Gullireiniger of St Pauli
>The Toilettenmann of Bochum

>>145270938
>the missversteher of meme-format

>Uli Hoeneß attackiert Hubertus Heil
>In diesem Zusammenhang kritisierte der gebürtige Ulmer den SPD-Bundesarbeitsminister Hubertus Heil heftig. Er sei "ein großer Gegner von Herrn Heil", meinte Hoeneß: "Die Politik muss machen, was unser Land braucht und nicht irgendwelche Spinnereien, die irgendein Minister verzapft."
>Die aktuelle Regierung um Bundeskanzler Olaf Scholz sieht der ehemalige deutsche Nationalspieler als gescheitert an: "Die haben ihre Chance gehabt. Es ist vorbei. Es müssen wieder Parteien regieren, die den ganzen Tag darüber nachdenken: 'Was können wir tun, damit es den Bürgern besser geht." Und nicht: 'Wie sichere ich meine Wiederwahl'."

based Uli

>>145271664
And which party is that supposed to be?

>>145271664
>>145271707
I suppose he means the Union that has been destroying this country since 2011 with the first Grünen Kanzlerin ever. Ampel is not doing anything different really.

>>145271707
>>145271763
Uli wählt jetzt CDU. Ein richtiger Draufgänger

>>145271779
>CDU
wrong

Boomers be like
>Mir reicht's jetzt wähl ich CDU

>>145271707
>>145271763
>>145271779
>>145271791
It's BSW, newfags

Mirochads... Did the Führt game unlock the Man Shaft?

>>145271879
Source?

>>145271923
Uli is a linke Sau

>>145271879
Uli ist kein Kommunist

>Besonders kritisierte Hoeneß die Einstellung zur Arbeit in Deutschland. Die Diskussionen um flexible Arbeitszeitmodelle empfindet er als hinderlich: Unabhängig davon, ob wir eine Drei-, Vier- oder Fünf-Tage-Woche haben, müsse „die Arbeit gemacht werden.“ Für ihn sei das ein zentraler Grund, warum Deutschland seiner Meinung nach nicht ausreichend vorankommt.

are you all really that retarded? there's no cdu in bayern

>>145271951
>Wants everyone to wörk
>Not a commie
Doesn't compute

>>145271969
commies hate working

KLOSE

>>145271960
That's why I said Union. CSU is just CDU's little bitch and let's not forget that Söder supported every single radical left decision by Merkel, starting with the Atomausstieg.

der glubb steigt auf

>>145271995
Only tranny commies. Stasikader like Uli love Arbeit.

>>145272023
>BSW fordert eine 35-Stunden-Woche in allen Branchen vom Lokführer bis zur Pflegekraft

>>145271664
Based CDU-Boomer

Emreli

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I betted $400 on mönchengladbach, I believe in don rollo

NO ERA PENAL

KLOSE RAUS

blubb

Glubb glubb we are so bach

yes yes, melody is shaking

that Köln game is screaming for the tigginator

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>Regensburg hasn't scored a goal in 11.5 hours of game time
>score thrice against >us

>Flüchtling tötet seine Deutsch-Lehrerin (66)
>Ein Verdächtiger (37) aus dem Iran wurde festgenommen.
Refugees welcome!

JUSTVAN JUSTVAN JUSTVAN JUSTVAN

>>145272528
klose ist 1 macher

JUSTVAN JUSTVAN JUSTVAN JUSTVAN

GLUBBED

>>145272475
let go already
he’s not even notevenbundes tier

>Castrop

SCHLEIMER SCHLEIMER SCHLEIMER SCHLEIMER

MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL MICHEL

>they laughed @ my all glubb team
tick tock Melo

>Kölle

MIRO I KNEEL

Leggo smallservice!!!

>>145273028
*gets his legs broken by based HardKohr*

GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB

>mainz heimschwäche
>gladbach auswärtsschwäche
0:0 inc, GunA