New thread let's gooooRMA - BVB 0-0JUVE - VFB 0-0
Heja BVB
fucking hate diving spanish teams bros
>pulisic scored>embolo scoredBundes bros we are so back
>>145227016man hört nur uns
Ösikeks...
Sahin looks like an overly ambitious mafia / clan intern
shit threadmake new
>>145227200He looks like (and is) an incestuous türk.
>>145227218Yea exactly
>>145227200gives a whole new dimension to this quote if true
to me, he looks like a bitch
>>145227252he has sigma energy
Maaaaaleeeeeennn
KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN KAUFEN
A>>145158275PO>>145158275LO>>145158275GIZE
Gg ez Give us a real opponent next time
based Malenthis Meinerzhagener has something
>>145226888>runs stream with delay>complains about spoilers in chathow the hell does he have watchers
Hahahahahahaha
cooking
based KITTENS
>>145221915yup
I can't do this anymore, i just want to see BVB as a Meister again
>I can't t scoreKwab
imagine they would perform like this in ACTUAL FINALS
EWIGER EDIN BLACK MAGIC
there's no way they won't choke this
>we can't win so we'll just win the CL insteadMastermind stuff
DORTMUND MAGIC WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
BRRRRAAAND
>>145225886madrid fans melting down
>>145227517I'm afraid
>VAR pls save me!!1
>watch dazn comfy>after 40 minutes i notice that cuckmund isnt even includedi miss real CL and real konferenz bros
>>145227640all the goals here
>>145227611don't worry, wins in these matches are no requirement to proceed into the next round, goals shot is. More important bxb actually wins vs the shitters
Nobody cares about the group stage because everybody advances anyway and Dortmund will think they've won a title already
>>145227752bayern are the kings of the group stage, sweetie
Stuttgart spielt übrigens auch gerade
>>145227888>Ancelotti hat schon genug Informationen
pretty meh
>classic this weekoooohhh now i get itcuckmund is so lucky
that ref at stuggi
Schlotterbeck Masterclass
>>145228288pretty clear
>>145227130>Hakimi scored
Most dangerous lead
>>145227016>cückmund
rüdigger!
>>145227639
>ScheißmundHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What's wrong with you yardsSchotterbeck was great and only had one mistake lolAdmittedly a retard mistake but he won't make one like that again
Total BVB collapse 8-2 incoming
Ich hasse diesen Club so sehr
>>145227338>>145227467>>145227575
>taking off another attacker
>>145228672Harvard graduate
WHYOH WHY
ABxBrüder wir essen gut heute
/bundes/, explain this shit? How you go from Attacking in the first half to park the bus and letting them just get up all in your shit like this?
>>145228776Weakmind Cuckmouth led by an incest türk
>>145228776eh Real just kicked it up a notch
>>145228815What, Dortmund literally just stopped attacking entirely. If they just kept flooring it Real wouldn't have gotten any momentum.>>145228807This makes so much more sense.
kwabiddiwibbydi
So die Schnauze voll von Sahin. Ich will endlich den Edin wieder haben
el capitano....
>>145228896Why not someone better than Terzic? Terzic is a mediocre coach and got lucky with BVB that's all.
>can in>playing as defenderIt's so FUCKING over
>>145229007what better coach with Stallgeruch? they tried Klopp
Classic Sahin.Now watch as he loses against Augsburg. I wonder how long they gonna stick with this loser.
Beier will do, come on, show that turkroach
>>145229048Name three better options
b00s time to shine
>b00
lol
>>145229103Karel Geraerts
>>145229103Peter Zeidler
OH MY GOD DOOFMUND OH MY GOD DOOFMUND OH MY GOD DOOFMUND OH MY GOD DOOFMUND OH MY GOD DOOFMUND OH MY GOD DOOFMUND OH MY GOD DOOFMUND
what I hate the most about vardrid are the fansyou can only hear that stadium when they score
Bellingham 90 Minuten unsichtbar. Das hätte der Haaland nicht auf sich sitzen lassen
>brandtrasiert status?
>Ich kann kaum in Worte fassen was ich gerade fühle. Es wird zwar nicht passieren, aber das einzige was ich gerade will ist das Sahin gefeuert wird.
Fuck you BvB
ahahahahahahahahahahahahyou gotta love cuckmund
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW KWABOTY!
lmaoooooo did you see Can? he just stopped runningopened up the insidevini cuts inside, scores
>de Nuri
>millot
>can>anton>b00
Can is such dogshit. When are they gonna get rid of this fucking retard.
Time to crybang my cousin
>ACHTUNG ACHTUNG, DORTMUND FANS BITTE SITZEN BLEIBEN NACH SPIELENDE>repeats it after every goallel
lmao, never change cuckmund
>can 10 mins in>already can't breatheOh Kaptain mein Kaptain
Dortmund ist einfach nur ein scheißhaufen, fickt euch, bitte macht endlich was
Dortmund need a proper fucking manager and stop with these loser. Since Tuchel it's cuck following cuck following cuck following cuck.
I like to shit on Can (C) as the next guy, but they lost this match before he was put in
horrible defendingdidn't expect anything less from professional chokers
>>145229347hes literally never been gooddunno how hes played for such good teams, should have been at helmut kickers his whole career
How do we fix the cuckmund problem?
̶t̶w̶o̶ three goals from a Kobel mistake
>>145229452get the turks out
TOURE
>>145229445At least the other teams eventually realized he's crap. Klopp rarely played him at Liverpool as far as I remember. Here he's a starter and regularly fucks up massively.
meanwhile
Stop the count pls :(
consider the following...
>>145229452Can out, Beier in, Brandt out ( he is flopping so hard right now, it's sad), Gittens in, play Sabitzer proper, having an actual good winter transfer and get rid off all the garbage. Get rid of Sahin as soon as a good alternative is available. Tuchel would be perfect again but that is too late now.
Vini is so krass
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>DAS IS PEINLICH, HÖR MIR AUFlmao
so this is what Nuri was cooking huh?
>>145229603whatlolthis is all Dortmund
And Sahin is just sitting there like the cuck he is. At least he looks pretty for the night.
Wtf Dortmund how the fuck this shit team so fucking weak mentally
Dortmund is not a european team, Dortmund is not a domestic team, Dortmund is not top2 in the Buli. What is Dortmund right now?
SAHIN RAUS
>>145229647Lass ihn kochen...
what the fuck does this guy do?
>outplay them for first 30 mins>go up 2-0>immediately park the bus with 60 mins left>concede 5 goalssahin is the white mourinho
>>145229715eat a lot of mcdonalds
>>145229685patheticit’s been like this ever since Tuchel was fired
bvbbros, how do we whitewash this?
shit op, shit match, shit team.
now watch as sahin shits on the team again without taking any responsibility
>>145229795firing Sahin might help signing a proper LB and CDM in winter also might
and the last
>>145227016>only lost 2:0 because of Müllkrug and Adeyemimi misses
why is cuckmund so pathetic lads?
>>145229685slowly becoming another werder or sth
>bayern vs barca tomorrow>red bull vs liverpool tomorrow
VfB mit dem hochverdienten Sieg in Turin. Starke Leistung
stuttgart won 1-0 in extra time btw
>>145229663Let him explain his subs and all will be forgotten xD
> Was mich ärgert, ist das 5. am Ende - unnötig wie ein Kropf und in dem Modus ist das Torverhätltnis am Ende echt wichtig.>Ansonsten zeigt sich das Forum mal wieder von seiner besten Seite. Spinner. lmao
>erste Halbzeit ging klar an Dortmundlol, lmao even
>11pmhow did Sahin not get fired yet?
this tournament is just wrong without rematches
>>145227016Nice OP lol
>>145230053kek
>>145230034With the way dirtmund played this they would've gone up 3-0 at home just to get 5 dropped in the second half, and 3 dropped in 5 minutes.
>>145230031aki is schon seit 9 im koma
>>145230075theres ricken and the other lad tho
pathetic post match discussion in prime not calling out cuckmund
https://x.com/AIiBVB/status/1848834054592081931
I laugh at cuckmund and I drunk the beer
Wenn Sahin nicht sofort zurücktritt samt Schwatzke, Kehl und co. werde ich echt sauer.
>fire tuchel because he was an autist and mean to shit players like sahin>hire only soft cunts since>play like soft cunts
>emre (c)an't
lasst mal den nuri kochennach der vollen vorbereitung hat er um zeit gebeten weil das ein komfortabler arbeitsplatz ist
>>145230112what a lazy turk.
Dortmund ist halt fickende Scheiße
this is the kind of match that upends a seasonhow do you look at your manager in the face after this
>sahin looks like he criedthis is all your fault you meanies
>>145227893bros..
>>145230281this is a mutt btw
>mit ball war der nuri zufriedenlol
>>145230298yeah i could tell from the flagi am leaving this thread now so any reply to this post wont be seen, good day sirs
>>145229907you have to be legitimately retarded to believe I'm gonna watch Buyern tomorrow
>the United State of Ruhrpottkwabmund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTLzN4ZXXKY
Hat sich ein Trainer jemals so blamiert wie Sahin heute?
>>145228006is that a IKEA tisch?
for it was Emre "(C)an" Can getting outsprintet by a tired Vinicius 5 minutes into his substitution
Juste woke up from a fever dream where a strange mono scored 3 goals against Bvb
>>145237169It was not a dream, Heinrich
>>145236516the best part was him just giving up after ten metres
>>145237798funnily enough, de Emre's speed is supposed to be one of his main strengths https://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussball/em2024/2407/Artikel/hat-ein-extremes-tempo-so-begruendet-julian-nagelsmann-den-ueberraschenden-startelf-einsatz-von-emre-can-gegen-spanien.html
>>145237865>32,1 Top-Speed (km/h)
went to a bar after the concert and caught the final twenty minutes of the match there. it was still 2:2 when I arrived. witnessing the total collapse was quite amusing
>Bei Amazon wird er gefragt, ob die Umstellung funktioniert hat, sagt Sahin: „Nein, natürlich nicht, wenn du fünf Tore bekommst. Ich glaube aber nicht, dass es am Systemwechsel lag, sondern eher daran, dass wir keinen Zugriff hatten.“GuMo
GuMo
>>145237923are u trying to say the /bundes/trainer is a depp?
>>145238036he only took him along for the memeshe doesn’t actually rate him
>In den vergangenen Tagen machten Meldungen die Runde, wonach sich Manuel Neuer überhaupt nicht mit einem Karriereende beschäftigt. Die Süddeutsche Zeitung hatte berichtet, dass die klare Tendenz bei dem 38-Jährigen in Richtung Verlängerung geht. Sein aktuelles Arbeitspapier läuft nur noch bis zum 30. Juni 2025.>passend dazu vermeldet jetzt die Sport BILD, dass die Vertragsverlängerung des Torhüters im Verein als reine Formalität gilt. Demnach könnten die Bayern bis Ende dieses Jahres den Deal unter Dach und Fach bringen, möglicherweise während der Winterpause. Sportdirektor Christoph Freund hatte unlängst erklärt, dass die Münchner sich “in guten Gesprächen” mit der Spielerseite befinden würden.
>>145237974Shainmasterclass strikes once againGuMo
>>145229843Verteidigung wie in der Kreisklasse
>>145229445I wonder the same. I guess he has the Migrantenbonus. Germans love their Migranten and they get to play every time, despite playing like shit. I could name 20 or more of this
>>145238232>I could name 20 or more of thisDo it
>>145238238Nö, noch zu früh
>>145238243Kwab
What does he do?
>Nicht Berlin, nicht das von Grönemeyer mit dem berühmten Wurstsong besungene Bochum: Deutschlands Currywurst-Hauptstadt ist überraschenderweise eine Stadt am Niederrhein.>Krefeld liegt nach dem neuesten Ranking von insgesamt 50 Großstädten auf Platz eins der Rangliste.
>>145238326look at him when Shittens scored the 2nd, that guys ego is nuts, he wasn't happy at all
>>145238373Makes sense that Hundav seems happier with Demirovic
>>145238373>>145238418>try to buy the Liga kaputt>make the opponents better by aquiring their locker room cancerJust Doofmund things
>Keiner kann sagen, wie es ohne die Wechsel gelaufen wäre. Fakt ist aber, dass es nach den Wechseln komplett in die Hose gegangen ist. Er hat ein bis dahin gut funktionierendes System aus Angst über Board geworfen. Es war auffällig, dass wir prompt die Tore kassiert haben. Der Auftritt glich danach dem eines aufgescheuchten Hühnerhaufen.
Vinicius hat Emre Can so oft umkurvt, dass der Arme jetzt wahrscheinlich einen Kompass braucht, um aus dem Stadion zu finden.
GuMostill thinking about that pathetic cuckmund performance
>>145238560Wh0?
Gansibrüder, wie viele heute?
>>145238588Null Chokedowski will shine again
>Aber als Reaktion auf diesen Auftritt muss man ihm sofort die Kapitänsbinde entziehen und damit ein Zeichen an die ganze Mannschaft senden. Ein Kapitän, der in so einer Situation seine Mannschaft derart offensichtlich im Stich lässt, ist einfach unerträglich und unhaltbar.
>>145238628(c)an't also fucks his cousin so nothing will happen. incestchads keep on winning, lan
>>145238617WRONG
>>145238332Source?
>Den DFB erreichte Ende September ein Schreiben, das nach einem offiziellen Dokument aussah. Dabei ging es um Bisseck. Der Innenverteidiger, der beim italienischen Topklub Inter Mailand gesetzt ist, hat die deutsche und die kamerunische Staatsbürgerschaft.>Nun informierte scheinbar Kameruns Verband den DFB: Bisseck habe sich gegen Deutschland entschieden. Er werde künftig für die A-Nationalmannschaft Kameruns auflaufen. Das Dokument sorgte beim DFB für Verwirrung, da sie von Bisseck in diese Richtung keine Informationen erhalten hatten. >So wurde nachgeforscht – und es stellte sich heraus: Der Inhalt des Schreibens war erfunden, die Mail war ein Fake, Bisseck selbst wusste von nichts! Er selbst hofft weiter auf eine Nominierung von Bundestrainer Julian Nagelsmann (37), sagt: „Ich habe mich noch nicht entschieden, aber der DFB ist meine absolute Priorität.“Which one of you did this?
>>145238232delusional
>>145238766implying it does matter
>>145238332every Currywurst I’ve had outside of Berlin has been horrendousthey just can’t get the sauce right
Nuribros how do we come back from this?
Is /bundes/ poor or rich?t. Gutverdiener
>>145239034>250k / yr is top 1%Those numbers are retarded, as is the B**D Zeitung, as is their Leserschaft.
>>145238879Every Currywurst ive had in Berlin or fashioned after a Berlin manner has been horrendous.
>>145239034Me spitzen verdiener
>>145239306U sure verdien a lot of spitzen on here
>>145239034apparently I’m a Normie
>>145239034Besserverdiener
>>145239034>>145239343>>145239354This is what makes America great. A retarded american can earn more than German engineers n shit
Ich mag Sahin aber wenn er es bis SPÄTESTENS Neujahr nicht geschissen bekommt muss er gehen und in den kleineren Ligen an Erfahrung gewinnen. Ich wage zu behaupten er ist noch in der Phase wo man sich in die neue Mannschaft einspielen muss. Und eigentlich ist Neujahr schon zu spät.
Emre, bitte
mein Kapitän https://youtube.com/shorts/VOlUhvh93sY?si=zXLsbXRDerqExoCP
>>145239908my boy Süle would of caught him
>>145240056Why didn't he then?
nice try jt
>>145240097racism
Trotz der erneuten Kritik an Emre Can soll die Mannschaft hinter ihm stehen. Wie der ‚kicker‘ berichtet, ist der Kapitän in der Kabine völlig unumstritten und wird nicht in Frage gestellt. Das Fachblatt führt aus, dass er es „wie kein anderer im Kader schafft, zu allen Gruppen gleichermaßen einen guten Draht zu haben, er vereint Erfahrung, gute Ansprache und Lockerheit.“Auch Sahin stärkt Can den Rücken!„Emre ist, wie er ist. Und ich bin froh, dass er so ist. Jeder Mensch hat seine Stärken und Schwächen. Ich mag den Menschen Emre, ich mag den Spieler Emre“#Borussia #Dortmund #Fussball #BorussiaDortmund #SchwarzGelb #BVB09 #EchteLiebe #ChampionsLeague #HejaBVB #BVBFans #BVBFAMILIE #BVB #Bundesliga
>>145240097Relied on the (c)aptain to make his mistake wett again
>>145240097money bags during the break>>145240056happy meal during the break
>>145240199
Bvllbros... We're gonna get cucked again won't we?Even less points than Gemrany at ESC
>>145240349this is their year in bundes imoimplessive defense and bayern still unreliable
>>145239034t. restliche 20%
>>145240444+ Sesko will become goalshotterking
>>145240199Wie ist Can in so kurzer Zeit von Deutschlands Nationalspieler des Jahres zum Schlechtesten bei Dortmund geworden
>>145239034I get Sozialhilfe
>>145240718He wasn't ever good, Nailsmeme overrated him
FC 00N STERN DES GEFLÜGELS DU WIRST NIEMALS HUHNTERGEHN
>>145240997
>>145241008lol if he has some kind of self respect he should avoid this
>>145241085how many for HofChad?
>>145240997can somebody explain to me what the general eggsperts' stance on why Sahin was a better coach than Terzic is? I obviously can't because I never thought this.
>>145241106i know nothing of brest
>>145241128t. Virgin
tho Ajorque was a fine striker at Mainz
>>145241128touch ya man boobs to know more
>>145241128heh
nobody cares, toni is dead
This useless snake better shit his moth
hühnchenbros, what happened to our firstie era?#lgtbqbayern
>>145241268>Rot gegen Rassismus >Shirt is white What did she mean by this???
>>145241108No one claimed that except the Dorkmund board
>>145241268>GÖTTLICHERhow to increment this?
>LIVE! Kein Andrich, Frimpong oder Xhaka: Acht Neue bei Bayertf is xabi doing?
>>145241352Big dick Schick against Breast
>>145241352>>145241359load balancing. They have to battle mighty breMEN this weekend and later 11ersmountain
Unterm Edin hätts das nie gegeben (see Kobel)
>>145241352they did this vs bergkarabach last year in both matches and almost lost these two winning both in the end. he's praying to the ref gods or something
>>145241376very homosexual
>>145241376>lachen is not allowedthis retard from the yt streams which gets posted here regularly did this after the match as well. why are germans like this?
>>145241371Brewomen will get 6:0 nach hause geschickt tho
>>145241376bet gayvbcucks love a sight like that, in multiple ways
>>145241388you said that last matchday as well and multiple times before this tho
>>145241320every sports journo defended the decision making up excuses why despite reaching the CL final firing Terzic was justified. see all their predictions how Dorkmund would become a serious title contender with a "good coach".
>>145241404that is shrimply not true.
>>145241371>Pokal next week*wagnerstare*
>>145241388Don't say Brewomen when you don't mean the actual Brewomen.
>>145241494define Woman, Bremi
>>145241230>Toni mit zweier tipps per mätch Cringe
>>145241459Sacking Terzic was justified. Hiring den Cousinenficker as a replacement was the mistake
For me it's Stuttgart
>>145241541>Sacking Terzic was justified.>Sacking Rose was justified.>Sacking Favre was justified.>Sacking Stöger was justified.>Sacking Bosz was justified.>Sacking Tuchel was justified.(You) are the people that are even more retarded than ossis, jfc. get a fucking grip already.
>>145241504here's an illustration
>>145241579Gross (english version not german version)
>>145241579did we ever find out who the /bundes/ anon was in the video where Merry fucked the nerdy jungfrau?
>>145241579post the stadion bratwurst pic
Diese Gründe könnten diese Saison für den Hamburger SV unter Trainer Steffen Baumgart den Aufstieg bedeuten: 1. Mehr Konstanz in den Spielen als noch unter Vorgänger Tim Walter. Gegen kleinere Gegner gewinnt man in dieser Saison bisher auch (sogar souverän).2. Der Kader ist in der Breite und der Qualität souverän aufgestellt. Ausfälle wie von Top-Torjäger Robert Glatzel & Sebastian Schonlau, können sofort balanciert werden. 3. Die Mannschaft ist gefühlt in jeder Situation ein Team. Man merkt, dass unter Baumgart ein System herrscht, was wie zuletzt in der Vergangenheit zwar vorhanden war, aber immer mehr Risse im Spielsystem bekam. 4. Es gibt beim HSV keine feste Aufstellung, auf die sich der Gegner einstellen kann. Ebenfalls hat Baumgart auch mehrere Systeme, die er anwenden kann. 5. Spieler werden unter Baumgart stärker: Bestes Beispiel Miro Muheim, letzte Saison gab es fast keine Gefahr über Ecken, mittlerweile hat sich dies geändert. Miro Muheim steht schon bei 6 Assists bei 9-2. Liga spielen. Ein Königsdörffer der jetzt schon mehr Tore (5) als in der abgelaufenen Saison erzielt hat und einen Dompe der auf dem linken Flügel die Waffe des HSV sein kann. #NurderHSV #HSVNews #SB72
>Slovenian refs tonight>Polish VARHAHAHAHA Ceferin sent his A-Team again
>>145241555based
>>145241663>#SB72
>>145241577>haha look at BVB not winning the title for 10 years>nooo you cant fire the managers that failed to make the squad competeNone of these (with the autist AS the only possible exeption) made an Argument for their continuation by performance by the time they were kicked. Some were Bad signings to begin with but most had just fallen off after a while
>>145241720>the autist ASAS?
>>145241579Gross (french version not english version)
>>145241736Aki Schwatzke
>>145241720>10 yearsstop living in the past
>>145241720
>>145241736*with the autist as theMy Keyboard decided to capitalise it for some reason. The autist being TT
>>145241720dude Dortmund missed the Schale by a penaltystop thinking this about the coach
>>145241875Luceen was a good signing and worked well for a few seasons. Still right to kick him at the point they did
>>145241876>My Keyboardphone posters like you should be lashed to a cross
>>145241641>run jewgle search>'merry werder', 'm4f werder', 'merry4fun svw', all combinations>nothing, not even regular pics of merry>go to bing.com>'m4f svw'>literally the 4th resultjewgle truly has become cancer
>>145241921did you miss the latest fefe? google is not trying to show you the best result, it is trying to show you the best ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baQJ5WKIQFA
>>145241577Sacking Tuchel was justified.Sacking Bosz was questionable.Sacking Stöger was justified because he wasn't supposed to be the next coach either way.Sacking Favre was more than justified.Sacking Terzic was retarded.Sacking Rose was kinda justified because apparently he wasn't able or willing to improve.Sacking Terzic was retarded.Sacking Sahin would be retarded but justified.
>>145241979>Sacking Favre was more than justified.you are literally incapable of mafs bro
>>145241979Aki please
>>145242057what Schalke could have been
>>145242057is this one upside down? lmao
>>145227016
MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>145242077looks like a wampe hanging out
>>145242102WÖRTS WÖRTS WÖRTS
>>145242101HofChad #classispermanent
pretty crazy from Flo todayare they scared of getting close to him or is he too elusive?
>>145242125lad, it's brest
>>145241541this
>b00 (ay)
>>145242185>bayay
QUARABAG QUARABAG QUARABAG LMAO
>>145242200geht's dir noch gut??
>>145242131ok. i am sure Mystery Musiala against Barcelona will be so much more impressive
>>145242101
>>145242251this. Müsli got already outshun by the Grandpa Müller this season
>>145242251>>145242259yes and yes, and all this will happen rent free in your vast empty head
>>145242252release stalker 2 already
>>145242296am gonna play it in 15 fps on my Xbox Series S
>>145241675
>>145242296This is truly the goty, just wait less than a month, gerbro.
>>145242336>this hairdo>this opinionI don't even have to look him up on wiki to know he is an ossi lmao
>>145242368addendum: he is still right
Report: Bayern and Leverkusen battle for highly-rated goalkeeperAccording to Sport Bild, FC Köln's Jonas Urbig has attracted the interest of both Bayern Munich and Bayer Leverkusen.Photo: Adam Nurkiewicz/Getty Images Bayern Munich and Bayer Leverkusen aren't only fighting for the Bundesliga title, but also on the transfer market, as they have set their sights on the same goalkeeper.That's according to Sport Bild, who reports that FC Köln's Jonas Urbig has attracted the interest of the two Bundesliga giants.Bayern are said to have been in contact with the 21-year-old's representatives and see him as a possible long-term replacement for 38-year-old Manuel Neuer.This is despite the fact that the Bavarians already have a solid successor for Neuer in Alexander Nübel, who is due to return from a loan spell at Stuttgart in 2026.fcbayern logo FC Bayern MünchenLoading official contentAccording to Sport Bild, Leverkusen have also targeted Urbig as a possible future replacement for their current first-choice goalkeeper, 34-year-old Lukas Hradecky.Under contract until 2026, Urbig is expected to leave Köln for a Bundesliga club in the summer, with the Billy Goats keen to avoid him entering the final year of his deal.Other clubs from the Bundesliga are said to be monitoring the 21-year-old as well.The German under-21 international has played every game for FC Köln this season
>>145242410neinhold dot com is dat you??
>>145242410he concedes 5 on a regular basis, let him go to levarkusen, we already have to deal with nübel
>Cathy Hummels spricht über Trennungs-Gerüchte bei den Müllerswill she get any playtime this year or no?
#packmas
>>145242514who of them have to deal with lewa?
>>145242514how does the crest look so fukken weird?
>>145242514Musiala bros...>>145242531Palhinhia
last time at the Camp Nou Bayern would have lost without Sane and Mussi
>>145242514impactbris..
>>145242566don't be retarded and force me to open my spreadsheet.bayern is barca's weak point in european footy
>>145242589>>145242589rb vs pool if anyones watching
>>145242588you might be rightBayern-Barca happened so often the last few years
Xabi is overplaying Flo
rigged
No era
Native german vs native belgian
>>145242252Basé
>>145242557>Palhinhiahe's not ready for this tho
>this ref
>wirdz
>drawing to brestdon't really know how to feel about this one
>>145242839You die for this, so be happy about it
>>145242839Teller is English tho
>>145243314Every one is mortal so no regrets
We are all Gansi today, aren't we?
>>145241579>>145241921I booked her in Kiel. Totally not worth it.
lolno
>>145243371>lolnobokity bok
Hansi has the blood our our N11 on his hands. No wayWampe has a reason to still hold him dear
tipps confirmed and here we goBarca Bayern 2:2ManCity Sparta Prag 3:0Leipzig Liverpool 0:2Atlético Madrid Lille 1:1Benfica Feyenoord 2:1RB Salzburg Zagreb 0:2YB Bern Inter Mailand 0:1
BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK
think i will stick with the bayern game
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BOK BOK BOK
Meddybertbros...
>Fasan paid 30m for Komphahny when based Hansi was open to join
where the fuck were kim and upa?? ahhahahahahah
nice
wtf are kim and upa doing pushing up the field like that lmfaooooo
>>145243574>>145243545
>>145243625Didn't know kompany had hair, looks good desu
I M P A C T
KANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANE
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>>145243704Not so fast
>>145243704bok bok bok
>>145243704ROCK ME LIKE A ...
>apparently really good fucking game>sat1 not showing itWhere is the game
https://x.com/SackEberl/status/1849149229907755270>Cumpanykwabsel
harry learning from serge, always standing in offside position
>>145243820it's Just Kompany getting outclassed. he didn't prepare them at all
KANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANE KANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANE
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so sad, barca
>>145243765KwabKompanie, what a bussi
tf is wrong with davies he keeps slipping and shit
müller pfeift ausm letzten loch
>>145244091He wants to advertise himself to Real, so he trues to do more and fucks up
>>145244091Barca can't play fair with the pitchProbably watered the outsides extra hard
I'm so fucking tired of kim
aaaaaand another kim/upa fuckup
Has Neuer prevented a single goal this season?
>>145244447I honestly don’t know
GANSICHADS WE EATING GOOD
B00N BROS HOW B0K ARE WE?
neuer can you fucking stop a single shot or what you motherfucker
>B00n
wtf lmaowhen did the Hühnchen turn so pathetic that they are getting btfoed by this shitty Barcelona team??
german bros?
>>145243761
>>145244651how is this Barcelona team "shitty"? Leaders of La Liga, xG values up the roof... Gansimagic! >>145244658Yes.
die schlaumeier wollten uns flick einreden!
HT| Barcelona 3-1 Bayern Munich. 1’: Raphinha. (1-0) 18’: Harry Kane. (1-1) 36’: Lewandowski. (2-1) 45’: Raphinha. (3-1)• xG: 0.91-0.72• Possession: 38-62• Shots: 5-5• Passes: 153-264• Fouls: 5-6Uff... Passing around Bros... Are we finished?
>>145244684nuh huhonly the final and semis(if there is a german participant) on free tv
Bayern board on the phone with verbruggen as we speakhe is coming
needs Sanehe is good against the spanish. showed that in his first cl game
>>145244690Lel Liga is a joke and Hansi is a fraud
bok bok bok
>>145244849So So Salty
>>145244658Still winnig! Gansi Masterclass
Die ganze Welt lacht über diese Hühnchen!!!!!
nice pass neuer
Kann mir mal einer erklären warum Bayern sich vor zwei Jahren den israelischen Torwart Peretz geholt hat und ihn nicht einmal eingesetzt haben ?
>Saltshit>Leipshit Brausebros... Kloppo has a lot to work on...
>Rolex-Kalle got his watch stolen in Barcelona Uhh based?!
OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOK BOOOK BOOOK
4-1..that's it for me
Neuer is finished
i'm so fucking sick of neuer bro holy shit
>>145245230Imaginäre, die verlängern noch mit ihm
>KEK MIN JAE >POOPAMECANO
>>145245287not their fault desu
noir is so fucking finished
>>145245287WELTKLASSE-VERTEIDIGUNG
Eine aeroplane lands faster than neuer
>neuer>pupa>kim>fatbryall finished
>>145245352Meds
can Neuer even save a single shot on goal nowadays?
Goretzka save us...
>>145245267see >>145238139
Natürlich haben sie gelacht.
>>145245368True>>145245397Ist doch eh nur noch Maskottchen, wie Müller
>>145245411he was so fucking shit yet again holy shitNeuer is the only Bayern player who is just as finished as Müllel nowadays
>>145245406
>>145245081antisemitism is on the rise
How do Bayern fans feel that Kane's loser tottenham genes seem to have spread through the entire dressing room.
>>145245081Racism
finally exposed
>>145245542He is doomed, right?
>Saltshit LMAO how shit can a team be???
>>145245411Its over german bros
what the fuck am i watching manthis is the worst performance under this bald fraud
>>145245626Gansi counter attacking master class
>>145245626NO REFUNDS
>>145244763Obviously.
Lattek heult schon wieder
TUCHEL REIN!
Frimpong is a fraud, he's going to best right back in the world to a bench fraud in a 3 months spammanure and liverpoop could be scammed, we lost money In the other topic, he's bald and played for HIV, HE'S A OBVIOUS BALD FRAUD
craziest thing is that barca is a bunch of nobodies + finished lewa
>>145245798doesnt matter, they have one of the greatest coaches on the planet
>>145245798Olmao is there too
>>145245798yeah it really doesn’t make any senseespecially given that the Bayern squad is fantastic and Hansi is a proven fraud I guess sometimes footy is just weird like that
>>145245798The one that has the most goals of any striker in Europe this season?
>>145245798Seems to be enough
>>145245821Still cant believe the Bayern fired him
We all know the secret weapon that makes this Barca team great. HALB MENSCH, HALB TIER!
>>145245838>Bayern squad is fantastictheir defence isn't>finished noyer>dvd>upamecongo>davies>guerreiro at rb
>>145245798Every u23 Barça player in this team can be WC, Inigo Martinez is solid.Pena is the only meme player in the team
sell sanasssell coinmansell fatbrysell pupasell kimsell daviessell goretzkaterminate neuer's contractjust get rid of them all man
>>145245883Bayern hired the wrong CB as their manager. It was always heiko
>>145245883he looks like that pedo
sane??????? huh??
>>145245798they got olmo and Fick
>next games against Bochum, Mainz, Union, Benfica, St. Pauli and AugsburgNo need to worry, Kompanybros
>>145245897finished Noyer is the only actual issue
gansibros... its our day
warum spielt der mutt nur hacke spitze??
based goretzka
Its over over
>>145245979Nope, our Saison ;-)
>>145246161
So ein Witz, wir fangen uns jede Woche die selben Tore und die offensive lebt alleine von Olise, wenn Musiala nicht da ist.Bring einfach mal Tel, Ibrahimovic und zieh Irankunda hoch und geb den mal ne chance.Peretz dürfte auch mal von Anfang an beginnen, vielleicht hält er ja mal ein Schuss.
So uhhh... the battle of the Jamals is decided then, huh????
>>145227016someone make the new thread with a smiling bayern pepe
>>145246257damn, Emma looks like THAT??!
>>145246161whats going through his mind right now?
>Bayern have lost three Champions League away games in a row for the first time in the competition's historyHühnerhaufen!
you would think ulreich was in goal after not stopping a single shot
>>145246281>I lost my phone, watch and wallet for this?
Ich bin zutiefst enttäuscht, regelrecht fassungslos über das, was ich heute sehen musste. Kein Wille, kein Kampfgeist, nicht einmal der Hauch von Einsatzbereitschaft. Es tut weh, so etwas mit ansehen zu müssen – ich habe tatsächlich eine Träne verdrücken müssen. Was für eine katastrophale Leistung, die jegliche Hoffnung und Stolz, die man als Fan in diesen Verein legt, zerschmettert hat. Diese Spieler sollten sich schämen, mit dieser Gleichgültigkeit das Ansehen und die Tradition des Vereins dermaßen mit Füßen getreten zu haben. Wir sind jetzt das Gespött Europas, und es ist herzzerreißend zu sehen, wie all das, wofür wir einst standen, in solch einer Schande endet.
neobet - wichs ihn rein
>>145246257Fucking hell
>>145246229Olise did absolutely nothingtotally unmotivated nigger
>dortmund went for sahin instead of flick or tuchel lol lmao even
>>145245838>the Bayern squad is fantasticLol, name one good player they have
Nun sieht man erneut, dass man den angekündigten Umbruch seit Jahren verpasst hat.Pavlovic fällt aus und man hat keinerlei Kreativspieler mehr im Zentrum. Sané, Goretzka, Coman und Gnabry wurschteln immer noch bei uns rum und niemand kann einen Pass auf 3m spielen. Wir sind nach wie vor technisch viel(!) zu schwach und haben in der Hinsicht den Anschluss nach ganz oben verloren. Die Defensive inkl. Neuer hat ein Graus, da ist jede Abwehr in der Bezirksliga stabiler.Thiago, Ribéry, Robben etc. hätten dieses Barcelona aus Hälfte 1 auseinandergenommen, aber diese Zeiten sind längst vergangen. 3 Spiele in der Champions League, 1 Sieg und 2 Niederlagen sind bedrohlich. In der Bundesliga auch „nur“ 1 Topspiel gegen Stuttgart gewonnen.War selten angefressener und enttäuschter als heute..
>>145243539reminder:>Dorkmund loses 5-2 to RealDorkmund wurde vorgeführt>Buyern loses 4-1 to BarcaSUPPENHÜHNCHEN SUPPENHÜHNCHEN HEY HEY
>>145246366They could have never landed those.
>>145246387Solltet mal gut aufräumen bei euch in Bayern im Winter und den darauffolgenden Sommer
>>145246387loldie haben reichlich Umbruch seit Hasan und jetz unter Eberlaber das sind alles Pfeiffen, inklusive des TrainersErinnering: Flick ging weil er nicht mit Hasen konnte. Lewandowski dasselbe
Erster Gegner bei dem nicht "mit 10 Mann in der gegnerischen Hälfte spielen" funktioniert und die Hühner fallen auseinander.
>>145246387Not wrong though. Giga shitters like Sane, Goretzka and Neuer feels like the Ottl, Lell and Rensing times
>>145246491>Ottl, Lell and Rensing timesSOVL
>>145246491ah yes, the players that got substituted in after the game was 1:4those are the problemfucking retarded monkey
Man kann unsere Verteidigung mit einem Pass überwinden (so hatte man auch gegen Frankfurt unentschieden gespielt) und Neuer ist einfach zu schlecht diese Saison. Es muss sich sofort was ändern oder wir scheiden in der Gruppenphase aus.
>>145246528ja, wie wärs damit den Trainer rauszuschmneißenso als Anfang
Should have bought mbappe and a good CB
>>145246562Mbappe is a oke and not worth the moneyand they should have just kept Deligt and sold Kim Jong Un
>>145246553I wouldn't be so quick to jump the gun on the manager. He works with what he has.
>>145246577for what its worth de ligt has been shit so far in eplhes the white eric dier
>>145246553Wir haben in Argentinien einen angesagten Trainer namens Marcelo Gallardo. Bayern München könnte ihn holen!
>>145246591Care to explaing why he shits the bed with a team that reached the CL final last season?
>>145246597Everyone turns to shit at United these days
>>145246611>>145246611NEW
>>145246603*cl semi final, sorry
>>145246623Barcelona are legit too good even in their own league. They overperform for a while now. Bayern struggles at home. That's the difference.It's form and timing.
It feels like this was a freak accident. Raphinha played the game of his lifetime, scoring 3 out of 3. This will never happen again. I would be mad if this wasn't the group stage. With a fit Musiala and Barca not scoring 4 out of 4 chances Bayern can still easily beat them in the knockout stages when shit gets serious
>>145246654youre retarded, just stop babbling
>>145245883hw4 1 macher
