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dogshit thread
>>145248905>living to post this at the start of every threaddogshit life
So what did this accomplish? Nothing
>>145248925got heemas paiddddddd b
I WANNA SELL KYAKS
>>145248925who's that asian as shit joe rogan clone??
>>145248916Ive made threads before and he commented “great thread”Dont be mad that you made a dogshit thread b. Just do better next time
>>145248961only if you put a picture of one of the men he has a crush on. that's his only criteria
*rigs your main event*
>>145248961>living to rate OPsdouble dogshit life>remembering some neet bong pedo liked your threadtriple dogshit life
>>145248916Hes pretty fair man. Maybe you should take an look in an mirorr?
>>145248975the gordon ramsey of mma refs :)
Ismell Turdiev
I'm still thinking about minion topuria, i think it might be better than alien topuria
>>145248925Not true b some lawyers got $180 million
>>145249010true in more ways than you know
>tfw 3PM PPV main card
he landed HOW MANY shots to the back of the head?!
>Good things come to those who wait.SOON
>>145249077It's no joking matter
>>145248996shut up yew dork
>>145249065
Abus has looked mediocre in the UFC but he's also fought considerably better comp compared to Bruno. On paper (I hate saying that term), I'd lean Abus. He's a more put together fighter and Bruno just seems so limited in his skillset, and might possibly even have a worse gas tank.
>OOOOOOOOOH HE LANDED A HEADKICK STOP EVERY SINGLE FIGHT HE'LL EVER HAVE OOOOOOH
Will Dana ever bring the ufc to Israel? He could make the crowd happy by setting up brazzas to get heemed.
decision card
>>145249133Bruno was pretty much losing to that bum he fought last until he caught him. I think abus is cheeks but he should have him handled here pretty easily outside of an early hapsplosion from bruno.
>>145249155ufc card or child predator wanted poster?
Michael Chandler is a conventional, average man with a family. He is justified in feeling indignation towards people like mma guru for insulting him.
>>145249155Why are there no women on the card?
>>145249133Abussy got spleemed dead by some random bum on PFL. Hulk zeems him
>>145249187>child predator wanted posterlel
>>145249196Alhamdulilah!!
Should I pound like 30mg of THC tincture before calling it a night bros?
>>145249155Why yes I will be up at 7am to watch the prelims as I consume a edbile 200mg THC gingersnap cookie methinks mayhap.
>>145249155>no wmma
>>145249211why would you do that? just go to bed
>>145249211If you can fall aslep then just slep
>>145249219>>145249228Well I'm watching a couple of episodes of Hannibal first. Excellent show btw. Mikkelsen is superior to Hopkins 2bqh
>>145249196Women wrestlefucking is gay, it’s only straight if brazzas do it>no brazza, I got dis staph at bathhouse, no diddy
b I hate em too but the one thing they get right is no wmma
>>145249155>no wmmai will be watching top to bottom fer sher
>>145249211I think you should beat your chemical addiction you junkie
>>145249196only time they have a wmma fight in abu schaubi is when dudakova needs to fight
>>145249279>noooooo! it's literally IMPOSSIBLE to be ADDICTED to WEED!!!!
>>145249234Thats an show for women. Respectfully.
>>145249234>Mikkelsen is superior to Hopkins 2bqhYou have to be 18 to post here
the goat of the sport lost to a mexican named mario
>>145249279Nah I like being a high functioning stonerThat said I tend to cycle. a few months on, supply runs out, a few months off>>145249296>>145249297Watch the show and get back to me. It's kino
>>145249311If you’re so high functions on drugs, then you should face me while you’re intoxicated. I would heem dope addled body.
>>145249345r yoo entoxicayted, b?
>>145249345okay meet me at king umberto's
>>145249155OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
holloway fans: he'll win because he's the best boxer in the ufctopuria fans: N-NO HE'S NOT THE BEST BOXER HE LOST TO X KICKBOXER AND Y WRESTLER AND
How bad would it be if khamzat got a controversial split decision win over shittaker
>>145249392if anything it would just be typical for cumfart
>>145249380Shara could definitely lose. Petrosyan is a very legit kickboxer. This still be a pure standup fight and we'll get to see a high IQ striker attempt to dissect Shara's very kick-heavy gameBoth Basharat bros won't go very far - BW is too stackedI'm not super high on Murphy but I do think he probably beats Ige. it will be a competitive fight thoughTopuria/Max feels 50/50Chimaev I think keeps his 0No idea who Cerqueira is. UFC debut I'm guessing
>>145249380That looks an AI image with the prompt of “6 mixed wonky mongoloids”
>>145249155>Aslan vs CerqueiraWhy do they look so zesty?
>>145249424>Chimpaev I think keeps his 0I won’t believe he’s actually fighting until the ref says touch glovesBut if the fight does happen I’ve got my money on Whittaker
>>145249461By defeating The Pleasure Man, Aslan inherited his zest. All Brazilians look a little zesty
>>145249392>if khamzat got a controversial split decision win over shittakerThat's literally what is going to happen
>>145249392he'll get a title shot like Costa?
>>145249484Whittaker can definitely win but I don't see him being able to escape from under Chimaev. He is arguably the best top & back control grappler in the game rn. Very equal skill distribution between GnP and subs to go with the high level chain wrestling, scrambling and early activity too. Plus Rob is pretty easy to hurt unfortunately so even if he survives r1 he's not gonna be as dangerous
>>145249508>a champion that can only wrestle in the sandpit with friendly judgesThat would be the worst of all outcomes
>>145249536Yeah I get the feeling Hazmat will just go for control wrestling and his sand nig judges will give it to him, Bobby’s definitely got the endurance and the power for 25 minutes but he’ll have to have good takedown defence, he’s had two camps back to back to train for that too thoughI really just want my boy to KO him and stop the mountain muds from chirping
Chimaev doesn’t have the cardio to go the full 5 rounds. His gas tank will give out before.
the AI god says sapp would heem ngannoubrb buying a physical copy of sapp time
the bean kicked in
>>145249629Why don't more coaches slap their fighters? Has that happened in the UFC?
>>145249601>>145249607Didn't they change the fight to only 3 rounds?
>>145249607He's been training with the coach of the Saitievs. That was his main coach this camp. His conditioning should be the best it's been in his life.
>>145249682https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2024/10/ufc-308-robert-whittaker-hunter-khamzat-chimaev
>>145249693COVID took his lungs. He hasn’t been the same since.
>>145249714Hopefully "modern science" has helped fix that. We are all richer with a prime Chimaev in the sport. People that can't appreciate generational greatness have almost every time never competed or highly achieved in anything themselves
>>145249743
>>145249682https://www.ufc.com/news/co-main-event-spotlight-ufc-308-topuria-vs-holloway-chimaev-whittakerLooks like it’s still five for now, who knows with the dune coon fighting commission though
GOAT
>>145249092This shit makes me sad every time it's posted. Poor fucking guy
>>145249743Brazza, you gon get staph if you keep humping his leg
>>145249787What does the CM stand for?
>>145249827cunt mangler
>>145249155>holloway by UD>whittaker by TKO>ankalaev by UD>murphy by UD>magomedov by SD>aslan by UD>neal by UD>orolbai by SUB>ferreira by TKO >nzechukwu by UD>basharat by UD>naurdiev by UD>fakhretdinov by UD Looks like a slurper lads
>>145249827chicago man
>>145249865got everything right except the main event. Turdpuria by DEC is guaranteed
max holloway: im ready for did fight
>>145249865It never dawned on me that for all the amazing and hyped up fighters there are on this card, literally all of them are decisionators. Fuck.
>>145250049Yeah the way he’s been talking worries me a bit, not as bad as the time he was zombie Holloway, but a hope he isn’t drained too much from the cut
max holloway: nothing was the same since the accident
joe pyfer should be on this card
>>145249827Conor McGregor
Any news on who paulo is fighting next or when?
Only fucking morons think "mixing it up" with alex is smart. DC throws 2 lazy punches then proceeds to melt him for the next 4 and half minutes because DC was actually good. That isn't "mixing it up"
>>145250347He’s fighting Lula da Silva, the commie dictator of Brazil
>>145250382what he readin on his thinkpad
>>145249155HollowayWhittakerRakicDanny GayMagosmegov
>>145250398
gane's plan
>robert whittakerstriker>khamzat chimaevwrestlerwe all know how these go, no point even having this fight
>>145250476kek some1 do the needful
>>145250480I don’t know. How does it go?
>>145250501I wouldn't wanna spoil the fight for you b
>>145250480Khamzat is going to get finished. Nobody cares about these middleweight fights anyway unless Paulo is fighting.
>>145250517Thank you.
reminder Gane has access to the primordial shapes
>>145250398Looking for new Skyrim mods to goon with
>>145250643wow ! hes as well read on memes as anyone from here ! . . . .. .... 6 years ago.
Surprised that nobody has made a tony ferguson edit with chris benoit theme
>>145250720the context is that schaub said he could beat him up
>>145250720What are some schaub memes that aren’t six years old? The only recent one I can think of is the car crash, and I’m not referring to his comedy attempts
>>145250720big ole pussy
oh you're a wrestler now? hey im not surprised motherfucker!
Mauricio Ruffy is once again without opponent and pulled from the 309 cardThe UFC has been trying to book him since 304 and everyone has either turned him down or pulled outThis is historic levels of ducking
>>145249679we prefer kissing our fighters in the ufc
>>145250802is that the gooby hue?
NGANNOU VS RICO
wtf
nothing is more retarded than when people call khabib a pioneer for being the first champion from his regionreal pioneers: mcgregor, tony
>>145250802another lightweight should agree to fight him and then pull out again just for fun
>>145250851watch his other fights, he's had that. don't know what the fuck it is though. maybe from an old injury in his youth.
>>145250851that's where the tube goes
>>145250802Brother who cares
>>145250874casual alert
>>145250851Bolk is there. I bet the pesky fucker drilled a hole in 'puria's thigh and extracted his heeming power with a straw
>>145250884I fucking wish I was a casual.
>>145250851you guys don't have tigh holes?
>>145250851that's my dick in where stick in it
Did I cook?
>>145250891If you don't care about Ruffy, you're not really a hardcore fan
Favorite Bolk moment? Mine is when he dressed up as an old man and then got knocked out
>>145250874Fans of the fighting nerds
MMA fucking sucks without a Volk title defense to look forward to every 6 months
>>145250914From that gym i only like caio
Bress conference tomorrow is gonna Be horribly cringe This is based on my eye test
MMAMM
>>145250926I'm using this as an excuse to talk about the fighting nerds >Jean Silvaknocking out charles jourdain is exceptionally impressive but he seems to stall which Drew Dober took advantage of late in their fight. >Carlos PratesSlenderman dude isn't a nerd at all. I expect the upper echelon of welterweight to avoid him although his durability hasn't been tested yet>Caio Borralho Already a distinguished middleweight contender. Very physically strong and versatile, he should fight Izzy next.
>>145250802He should have called out Orolbai, probably the only guy that would fight him.
>>145250941Bruh you're sleeping on em. Check out Jean Silva v Drew Dober and tell me you don't fw him. Also check out Carlos Prates v Leech, although I'm not sure Prates is Fight Nerds
fighting nerds are literally brazzas if they were entertaining, how fucking cool is that
>>145251008Bruh Silva heemed his eye off wym stalling
>>145250910>Ankalaev at -400The good old parlay killer
>>145251035>begging the doc to end the fight because you're gassedmore like the fighting BITCHES
>>145251035Yeah he's precise and dangerous but he kept momentarily freezing like a retard in that fight
You fucking cazzies not caring about rico vs ngannou
>>145251047It happens because sometimes he gets de-possessed by his alter ego for a few seconds in the middle of the fight
>>145251044alright pal that's enough outta you>>145251047he does the whole hand slapping stuff and goes off-rhythm a lot but you're making it sound like he's having an out of body experience and it's not that. he is obv not a cardio monster but he can go 3 and be dangerous easy. Idk about 5
>>145251051sounds like a fake fight and they are both 50.
>>145251051Ariel asked Rico about fighting Ngannou and he said he'd want to, nothing is in the works you tard.
>>145250953dis sataday we see
>>145251051It's heavyweight. This fight would only happen halfway into 2025
>>145251051two fags fighting over cockyawm
>>145251061Thursday, tomorrow. But yeah b close enough
>>145251051Dude they're both like 40. I'll probably watch but it's not really that good of a fight. Rico gets hurt by random journeymen and vets and great fighters alike and always rallies with superior cardio and punches his way back in. Francis has fucked up knees and was throwing slow against Ferreira. we might get a quality heem but this isn't some golden era crossover dream fight like Izzy v Pereira
>>145251051Ohhh another 50 year old can for Ngannou to b- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Uhhhh
I'm going to bet ten dollars on Rob.
>>145251086why do fighters get their own name tattooed on themselves in that font specifically
>>145251097Easier to id the corpse if they die in battle
>>145251097badass
>>145251051Who the fuck is Rico?
>ZATDADDY WONT BLOW A HUGE POZZLOAD IN SHITAKERS ANUS BECAUSE... BECAUSE HE JUST WONT OKAY
I don't think we'll ever see the black and gold shorts befitting a champion again outside of WMMA, that's kind of sad no
>>145251107Rico Suave
>>145251125Islam doesn’t do gimmick shorts
>>145251097it's like a if i die this is who i am thing. it's supposed to be badass in case they die while fly kicking a tornado or something
>>145251107Rivo Verhoeven, one of the most accomplished kickboxers ever. He has a gorillion title defenses and plenty of tournament wins under his belt
cazzie litmus test: could aspinall beat jones?
Need to get my hands on some kompot
>>145251147who and who
>>145251142so another can for ngannou to hug to the floor and gnp
>>145251147No but Jones shouldn't take the fight because it's too big of a risk for too little reward anyways
>>145251150The face of a K1 chad
>>145251150is kompot in the kvass family
>>145251150>kompotholy fuck this looks so good
>>145251147Hell no
ducking Ngubu on the way into HW and ducking Aspinall on the way out is truly something special
Holloway by brutal decision Khamzat by submission round 2
>>145251135True, he doesn't have much of one of his own though to be fair. What would he even get, Khabib's furry hat or some shit all over it?
>>145251162No its not fermented. Looks like its just fruit sugar and water >>145251164
As a drink, kompot is a sweet, non-alcoholic beverage that may be served hot or cold, depending on tradition and season. It is created by cooking fruit such as strawberries, apricots, peaches, apples, raspberries, rhubarb, plums, or sour cherries in a large volume of water, often together with sugar, honey, or raisins as additional sweeteners. Sometimes different spices, such as vanilla or cinnamon, are added for additional flavour, especially in the winter, when kompot is usually served hot. Kompot is popular in Central and Eastern European countries, as well as in Southern Europe.[
>they still think fransissy could win even after Jones easily dispatched his hardest opponent in under a round
>>145250851My mother had one of those on her chin from an infected tooth she had to have surgically removed. im guessing its an old surgical/stitch wound. If it was serious in his youth it doesnt really matter. max wins btw
>>145251207Apple, rhubarb, and sour cherry kompot would be vicious
>>145251058>>14525107640s for heavyweight Is 30 in lower weight clases, it is a great fight, ngannou basically beat Tyson fury making Francis the boxing champ and if he beats rico in kickboxing he Is like the greatest fighter overall throw a grappling match against nicky rod or Gordon Ryan and he Is done it all>>145251068I have to agree maybe April at the earliest
>>145251225Francis fought Gane without knees
>>145248891>Dricus>sex with womenNext thing you'll be telling me he actually beat Sean Strickland.
>>145251258Gane had no knees? that's even worse
>>145251273Your mom has no knees, thats worse
>>145251280oh yeah well your mom has knees and she's on them
>>145251266Whoa where did that hap come from???
>>145251286adopted b
>>145250851The Bull is prepped and ready.
>>145251280Your mom is on her knees, thats worse
>>145251286Africas crawling with them b
>>145251285Dude that was a part of my post your mom has no knees from kneeling so much (sucking dick)
>>145251286do you know what south africa is b?
Yo bro what the fuck happened to his leg
Did thirdies just start catching on to your mom jokes? You're 40 years late.
>>145251150>Hobby: riding my horse Kek for that alone I will be rooting for him
>>145251298>>145251306I know but you cant just take one
>>145251316They’re just learning civilized language. Give them time.
>>145251327why not?
>>145251327Michael Chandler disagrees
>>145251327manifest hapstiny
>>145251343He didn’t take. It was given to him.
>>145251150>Favorite submission to practiceHoly fuck Ankalaev is based and I hope he wins now and then sleeps Alex. The eternal story win has already begun
>>145251360ank is incapable of winning the story
>>145251294the other guy was right, this looks chinese as fugg, should've been yellow with red details to make it look more spaniard
>>145251360why is triangle based i don't get it
>>145251253Clearly you're an Ngannou fan so just enjoy it lol. He's winning so you're winning, what more matters
holy kek
>>145251372nah the gold accents should've been white instead, it needs to be all red for the bvll theming
>>145251356How do you think they acquired hap? In order to give you must take.
>>145251373His only loss is a meme sub triangle by Paul Craig in the very last second of the 3rd round in Ankalaev's UFC fight, which he was completely dominating through pure crotchsniff.
>>145251372>>145251387You guys are fags
>>145251397why
>>145251402color theory? more like color QUEERy
>>145251397this guy still wears camo shorts
>>145251412that is too based to be true
>>145251411it's not color theory we're merely discussing what would have the shorts communicate what's unique about topuria better
>>145251427shut up
>>145251411This
>>145251440okay? heem
https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1gakf25/feelsbadman/Khamzat's 1 year old son is having surgery for some problem with his kidney. All shitposts aside, be real ones and send some positive energy to the Chimaev family.
>>145251540That's a bummer. Unironically what happens when you're inbred.
>>145251386Ankalaev is incapable of putting on an entertaining fight. He's the most risk averse point fighter in the weight class
>>145251540Unsurprising considering his father genetics. Hope the dictator guy doesn't use his son against him.
>>145251313Either an old stab wound like Blagoy or he had staph a few months ago
underdog of the year. literally free money
>>145251568Underdog of the year was Hermansson over Pyfer
>>145251540He must have pissed Kadyrov off again
>>145251568does your book have bobby k to win in the 3, 4, or 5th round? chimaev either gets him out of there in rounds 1-2 or he gasses and gets finished late
Khamzat is mentally heemed his son is on death's door and he quit playing dota bet the house on reddit rob
>>145251540>marry cousins is fine brazza>aisha was magomed cousin>is all good brazza
the year is almost over, feels hopeless
>>145251581yeah but betfair doesn't open round betting/method of victory markets til 24 hours before IIRC
>>145251594I never bet, do they allow ufc bets a TAB’s? Don’t wanna get some app/website
>>145251607>>145251628Wrong reply
>>145251628>https://www.tab.com.au/sports/betting/UFC/competitions/UFC/tournaments/UFC%20308croikey looks loik it m8. Don't see why they wouldn't have it at the in person shit.
>>145251677big kek
>>145251679Cheers cunt, I’m too lazy to google myself
>>145251677garrybros...our response?
>>145251677he went from "I kill everybody" to "I respect everybody"
>>145251771Getting the germ changes a man
>>145251753afraid...afraid about us
I have 73 of the iq
>>145251790pretty smart for a messican no?
Latest on mini khabib?
>>145251804mmm could be
british are dumb guy
>>145249133>le estapopoo>pesos>allance>guardiapoopoo>Gold Pod CP>Gold Pod REC>e-dad>prom date>doctor ACE>Prom sum>"le esta poopo tee pomcoafdsa me pee pee poopoo"Stupid soi faggoty language KEK pathetic. Have some respect for yourself!
Wow he actually pulled out. Who fights Rob on 2 days notice?
>>145251809She's training to be wmma
>>145249133Abus will jab him to death as Brunno throws power shots at air
Khamzat has more children than Khabib. Khamzat has one son
>>145250078The new UFC meta is 75% decisions. You can expect at least 10 decisions
>>145251677>went from fighting 9/10 to 8/10khamzat bros... our hype train...
>>145251677I feel bad for izzy. He's at that tony post-oliveira loss stage. All the fighters know he's absolutely washed but are now all chomping at the bit to fight him and rate him as a 9/10 fighter so that when they win, they're 10/10...
>>145251934Bruh he looked pretty good against DDP. His only irredeemable loss is Strickchud
How are we feeling today sad boys? Anyone got a compulsion to make sexual pictures on someone with their kid, or laugh at someone's kid dying?Or are we doing ok mentally?
>>145251899I don take kindly to heem thievees round these parts
>>145251937I feel strick may have milked the eye poke, but abus was fucking shambles that fight, he did not want to be there he just wanted to have a nap
>>145251937True but now that real butt humping wrestlers are coming up, and not crotch divers, the blueprint is out on jizzy. Punch, butthump, until he's tired, then heem. I wish it wasn't that simple.
Do not understand the TURDporia wank on this subreddit. He was getting PEACHED up by a flushed volk till the lucky KO.Max will murder him.
>>145251809Just spend time teaching your son about Volkanovski and going through his career. You are not the guy to do that hahaha
>>145251970ari already said max will get heemed in the 4th round
>Heems myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSLlX4czsZA
>>145251970I don't like to agree with you but you're right, people have short memories. Why don't you put a bet on and make money off stupidity too. Come and join me
Why is Khamzat suddenly so humble?
>>145252053He knows he’s not what he used to be. He’s off the gear due to all his health issues
>>145252053He fonna get raped
Enters the thread
>>145252102
>>145252122literally me
>>145252174The Gordon Ramsey of mma refs :)
>>145252174Shitdard
What time is the presser tomorrow
>>145251899>kaiI think streamers are done with their little combat sports phase it’s just jakey poo
>>145248975>look at me in my Nike wear with my nigger shirt
>>145248975Fuck I didn’t even see you already posted this, my bad
>>145248891This a fictional story?
>>145252187130 but I’m not telling you the time zone
>>145252250You tell me
>>145252174Glad he's enjoying his life. Wouldn't have expected him to dress like that. Interesting
>>145251266White guys have gone from watching their wives get fucked by black guys to raising their future bulls. Sad times. Shoutout Iron Mike Chandler
>>145252274Quintessential amerifatass post
eating some nuts
>>145252266How the hell would I know? Just wondering because you can't instantly enjoy anything online anymore, not even pictures these days. 50% chance it's fake in many cases
deez nuts
>>145252288It’s valid in this instance
>>145252295Broken clocks still they're like dogs in heat whenever melanin gets brought up it's disgusting>>145252291What difference does it make
>>145252174The fuck.
r/ufc is cucking out hard https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1gaqdj6/chama/
>>145252336we dont watch that shit here
>>145252338Missing out on some top shelf OC b
>>145252288You've admitted you were fat, finneas lol
>>145252358Doubtful because I've never been in my life you're probably confusing heemsonalities in your simulator b, don't learn about other posters from schizo's screenshots if you have to at all
>>145252320Well a total difference, one is entertaining/interesting. The other has no value at all
>>145252122me on my way to the heem house
>>145249155why the fuck is naurdiev back? not enough bums to fill the card when they don't have wmma
>>145249679my coach slaps me its on chico
>>145251150Jesus Christ NPC: The Man
Why do you call khamzat zat daddy????
>>145252422he loves Russian men
>>145248925Is Mark Hunt getting a Penny of this?
>>145252375No not talmbout the schizo's screenshots. One fin here is fat, posts his fat finnish wojaks and admits he's fat.
>scroll up the thread>see heemsters just discover kompotThis is such a plebian general lmao>>145252422It's one retard and just remind him that Khamzat would kill him for it irl maybe we can get him paranoid enough to stop
>>145249010Do you remember when McGregor was cage side for a fight (maybe Logic) and Goddard didn't like his antics so he started shouting up him kek. Got to like this guy
FINNa heem this moss log of a karelian pie
>>145252429Idk b I've only seen the one who got a cat last year/beginning of the year and he looked normal, hope you find your friend bappa
My whole life I've stayed away from Drugs, I had a revelation this week that Alcohol is Drugs. I feel cheated. Not that I ever got drunk or ever drink much
>>145252437Sounds too big for karjalan pie post pics
Ilia's sisters are cute
>>145252446Unfathomably retarded post, do heem yourself
>>145252422schaub https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mp7e31pYoQ
>>145252456He's got them dressed in his merch what a dirty little kartvelian kekekek hard to say from this but the darker one is more my cup of tea
>>145251150heem kino enjoyer
>>145252431That "one retard" was a top 10 heavyweight in the ufc b
mmm yogart
The aim of every human is to become a God, the aim of every fighter? To become human.
The aim of Dana White? To gift every last member of the Nelk Boys a Bugatti
>>145252526You sirry lascal
topuria/holloway is lidderally rocky IV, b
>>145252568Pardon me, but, booba.
every single post in this thread is merely speculation. the truth will only come out on saturday, at night time.
>>145252589we will find out
>>145252589>>145252597I'm not following
BREAK BORZ
>>145252456>two siblings came out with noticeably darker features>two siblings came out with noticeably lighter featuresMrs Topuria has some explaining to do, there's a blonde haired delivery worker in Spain somewhere that has kids to claim
>>145251086Max will forget his own name before he turns 50 due to the CTE, this is just a quick way to remember
>>145252628that's what happens when you keep rolling the dice
>>145252628Talmbout the sweltering summer of 1996? I remember it like yesterday, Mrs T's frightened eyes like a rabbit in headlights, her tears drying as her fear turned to lust turned to euphoria.
Shitpissa TurdPOOripissa finna get zeemed by Min SolidDeadend
>>145252637max just went on about how he takes brain health very seriously in an interview. his noggin is fit as a fiddle
huh, huh..! huhh!!..! CHAAAAAAAMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!CHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ooh boy, I can't wait to start a career mode as Ruben Warr!
Rafael dos Anjos… Are you here?
>>145252710yeah mate ama
>>145252465Bapa coined Zat Daddy??
>>145252568beast of a record
I speculate that my bawlz will be in ur maowth, b
>>145252709>blood splatterIt's actually blood "spatter". Splatter isn't really a word. Heh. Better luck next time, goobs.
>>145252756Ill splatter your face all over this thread, b
>>145250398the lusty argonian maid
max hollowaythats all i'll say
>>145252766You couldn't spatter ketchup on snags
To be fair you're own fault if you learn english off the cage fighting son of a plumber who can't even pronounce the word moon
>>145252771will tesvi be a flop?
my penis causes me trouble, his silent screams reverberate through my bodythe world is a torturous prison
>>145252781Will it be combat sports related?
>>145252781It'll be starfieldesque
>>145252793khajits have a boost in unarmed combat so yes, unlike most of your posts
>>145252778I am own fault
>>145252174Feels like goddard is replacing herb as main ref
>he stealing my aurahonestly this comment feels like a story loss
>>145252823No need to be upset b can you link some of these >posts that have you rustled :)>>145252833We don't do self reflection here
Ilia is Iberian
Ilia is Liberian
Ilia is a librarian
>>145252845Can't stand that scottish-sicilian monkey even his based ruining of PFL was probably a favor to Ari
Hourly reminder that Topuria will brutalize Max this Saturday, likely making him cry. Bet on an early finish if you have the money.
>>145252917What is the idea behind posting this cartoon girl with your post?
>>145252936To make filtering his post less morally ambiguous
>>145252936It's a simple way of indicating all those posts are made by the same person. I use this avatar in other boards too, so people can recognize me easily.
>>145252793shut the fuck up man>>145252781 most likely because all modern game companies are pozzed and can't create anything worthwhile, billions must die>>145252955you're a massive fucking faggot, not only because of your gay anime troon posting but because of your childish retard takes, fuck you
>>145251150based horse man
>>145252971Keep it light, you retarded german piece of shit
>>145252955Oh, that's kinda weird. Why do you wanna do that?
>>145252976no, fuck you
>>145252971Who schaubbed on your schnitzel
>>145252980I'm gonna be the nigger man and just walk away from this confrontation
>>145252558Damn bro, this is deep, i wonder what brendan schaub would think about this
>>145252997Think about what b
Heeminder that it's a Pimblett world
>>145253023Talmbout?
Bo Nickal? Bony Cal.
You might think Ilia Topuria vs Max Holloway is the main event of UFC 308
>>145252995wdstwh
>>145253060Bo nigger
>>145253055S'tawlf b some even say the tawlfest
>DJT is a Brazza poster
Suddenly Etihad Arena goes dark. Ominous droning music plays. The sound of a heartbeat gradually increasing in speed pulsates through the speakers. Once it reaches its crescendo, a twisted, maniacal laugh echoes throughout the arena. A sinister but familiar face appears on the big screens, along with a name. 'KRIS MOUTINHOIS BACK'Chills, cut to black
>>145253085old news
>>145253145how do you reckon colbitch and strickraped feel about this?
>>145252732Your fights kinda suck. Could you please fuck off in the near future?
>>145252750>Bisping vs Gastelum What a forgotten shitshow
>>145253155strickland probably doesn't give a fuck colby probably went on a two week bender
>CAN ILLIA REALLY KNOCK UP MY WIFE IN 1 ROUND??? WE'LL FIND OUT SATURDAY NIGHT
There's a severe lack Jon Jones talk in this thread
>>145253035early stoppage
>>145251540woodchipper.
cankalaev catches a brutal heem quitty after the 67th unchecked calf kick/1-2 from rakic
>>145253318>B-but the l-leg kicks Shut up pussy ank will make easy work of rakshit that’s all y’all got then he will tap Alex’s bussy
belal should be cut
>>145253348CUT BELAL INTO PIECESSHAVKAT WILL BE HIS END
ey we gonna find out brudda october 26
what the fuck is RDA even doing atp
>>145252457Why? I can no longer feel smug being holier than though. I liked you better when you only came out of your Box to do your poems
ankalaev will get a NC and the rematch will be in february
>>145253389More like Ankleowev haha
the worse max looks pre-fight, the stronger he is on fight night
>>145252540>What is the bronze?
>>145253426The bronze?
There is no meme. Abus has died
>>145253377what if the fight is a draw?
>>145253493Not Germany's last hope...
>>145253472The bronze.
>>145253407So that's where Ryan Hall has been hiding
>>145253471
>>145253547God i wish that was me
they linked up!
>>145252122Is Zesty the best base for MMA?
>>145253508I'm so lost out on the highwayWith no direction left to goEveryday sit up and wonderWhere it was I started from
>>145253547Holy shit Dominick Cruz
my big cartoon sandwich is un stealable, now to place it near my window sill to cool
Why do so many fighters like Prison Break?
>>145253547
>>145253580It's very allegorical
>>145253585they gotta inject politics in everything smdh
>>145253580They like T-Bag
The ufc breeding program is getting weird
>>145253580wdwtsh
>>145253610Ca va mon sewer
>>145253610
>>145253610great thread bud
Volkov is ready for Gayne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTJncWndUB8
Delusional Lipia Turdpooria will be HUMBLED by Max Holloway!
>>145253547Ponder the aroma...
>>145253693Pondered it, now fucking what?
>>145253696bask in it
UFC 308 PRESS CONFERENCE IN 1 MINUTECHADPURIA KINO INCOMING https://www.youtube.com/live/BCr9zKiWUak?si=unTNgUbU8Elzuupwhttps://www.youtube.com/live/BCr9zKiWUak?si=unTNgUbU8Elzuupwhttps://www.youtube.com/live/BCr9zKiWUak?si=unTNgUbU8Elzuupw
I hate to bring it to you guys but I've been watching all of Khamzat and Whittaker their fights. Like literally all of them of their record which are video recorded. I can guarantee without any hesitation that Khamzat will steam roll Whittaker. I can post an objective, elaborate analysis of this (even backing it with numbers) but I know most of you won't be able to comprehend the statistical analysis.Screenshot this and bookmark it.
>>145253712That's not impossible, but a statement that emphatic required a Slip
>>145253712What's your IC code?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCr9zKiWUakAll the gay guys are in here
>>145253719It's rude to ask someone's IC code
Whittaker fans acting like he’s not IC9
>>145253734I can't watch press conferences anymore. It's just the same questions rehashed from media day. At least let fans ask questions so there's shitposting meme potential.
Cumshot has no aura
Ank is like the only brazza without a high pitched faggot voice but he's still a faggot.
>>145253712Guys, this guy is making an claime. Lets dogpile him when Robinderjeet kicks Khamzats head clean off
>>145253767>the only brazza without a high pitched faggot voiceWhat is the biologi behind this?
>>145253719IC1
>>145253547Angela Hill is a bad bitch!
>>145253547all women ever think about is penis vagina asshole fucking suck suck pubes shit pissfucking embarassing, what horrible people, they should never be allowed to vote just like homosexuals
>>145253777Same I never think about sex
>>145253777Should pedos who piss their pants be allowed to vote?
>>145253767Shara too
>>145253781No you should not.
>>145253771I shall consider your calculations then
>>145253781no obviously not, pedos are a product of molestation. Everyone that was molested should be removed from any places of public importance + voting.
Dis Sataday nite mentioned
Topuria tries to hard to be likable
>>145253777>digits repeated>insightful post>makes me think as I Schaub it upWaoh
>>145253754>Which version of blank do you think will show up on Saturday? >Do you see any holes in blanks game?>How do you see yourself winning Etc etc, literally every Card. I don't know how these guys even have jobs, they might as well just get Robots Robots to ask questions.Literally
>>145253789
>>145253780holy mackerel. name?
>>145253802Israel Adesanya
DIS SATADAY NITE MY GUY
>>145253800That's ufc middleweight champion Sean Strickland, he's a total psycho!
>>145253767I love the way he always says noouuh and take a deep audible breath before speaking.
>Max has already said "we will found out on Saturday night" twice
SATADAY NITE
Get this dumb bunch of beaners off the fucking stage I don't want to hear the gardener speak.
what a snooze fest on this press conferencealso highly bothered by the camera workwhy don't they zoom out?
Meng mention
>>145253814we gonna find out sataday nite
>>145253798Look at his mouth hahaha
>>145253814This is what happens when it's a country hopping turkroach, a bunch of brazzas, and a CTE pineapple nigga.
More like Saturday afternoon to be fair
Khamzat, the most Swedish man alive
>>145253810Oh god when the fighter do the parrot too it's a recipe for hell, it's like a group of Parrots having a conversation
don't we normally do the press conference after weighing in?
>TJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENA BRUSCHANCringe Swede
>>145253834how is his swedish? refugee level?
>>145253798I really can't stand the MacLife ferret even though he went to BKFC and actually fights his voice and retarded questions rub me the wrong way
i'll smesh this guy
What's a group of Parrots called? Maybe they don't even have a name
Brother let me talk
These questions fucking SUCK
>>145253839It's competent, accent is fairly strong but he seems to understand it perfectly fine and can convey himself well
>>145253837>we
WEGONFIND OUTDIS SATADAY NITE
>>145253844The most common collective noun used to name a group of parrots isa flock. They can also be called a company of parrots or a pandemonium of parrots.
Emaciated meth head max looks like he’s hallucinating huli huli chicken
>>145253841I think he's actually the worst one. Watch his interview with Dan Hooker, is cringe as fuck. Anyone seen it? Because I know he's not going to watch it. Let's have a laugh
Our wife clears his.
>MAX "WE WILL FIND OUT" HOLLOWAYHolloway-bros...... we just lost the story.......
>>145253854It's just a flock. How boring
who tf is this nigga
Is this nigga begging for a job lmao
lolwho let this guy in?
This mfer begging for fight scraps.... I had to mute the audio
*gets lay'n'prayed by some random american wrestleboxer*
Contender Series?Dazn mattah. I redy.
So did he get a job or what?
They're chanting Dana now dear god
uhhhh gotta pass drug tests first kid
holy fuck all this foreign garbage is ridiculous
basedyou must live like this. even if you’re a retard that can barely speak you have to think of chances and take em
>>145252709stfu
>>145253897If you can't speak English you've got nothing to say worth listening to. And thats a fact.
Who's the qt in the back, God, I love that hairstyle on women
this shit is so boring without Poatan
new>>145253911>>145253911
>>145253798>huge respect for him, he's a legend of the game, but it's my time now>his weight cut has gone perfectly, he's alwwys the hardest worker in the room, you can expect to see the best version of him saturday night>I think a win over him puts me right in line for a title shot
>>145253929Kek actually verbatim. I'm not sure if these can be living breathing human beings
