rest in piss Max Hollowayprevious >>145253911
What do the bookies know?
2 for flinching!!
ANNNNNNND NEW!!POWERSLAP MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!
Reminder mcgregor has been posting here for many years
>>145256363Kazushi Sakuraba became known as the "Gracie killer"Will Robert Whittaker become know as the "Brazza killer"?
The head kick will be there for Max Holloway
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Glory x RISEK-1
Gordon street. I once knew a girl that lived on Gordon Street...
>strongest SwedeEven my dad is stronger than this
I wonder if chimaev sounds as retarded in Russian
>>145256191what's spanish about turdpooria? his love of flowers, wine and expensive clothes?
When do you think DA Crazy Hawaiian last saw his Smalloway?
warming up while seated
>>145256547Wdwtch
ngannou ducked all of these beasts
Idk why but I always think that Ankalaev wouldn't be out of place in a LOTR movie lol
>>145256601theres no nons in lotr
>>145256607speak english son
Main event starting next!
>>145256601there is something severely wrong with those niggas from the caucasus mountains.
>>145256620learn to understand it
>>145256591The same nigga is champ and #2. Levels.
At the end of the day it is what it is
>>145256626deep fried 4chan brainrot sekret code words isn't english you retarded basement dweller. this attitude is why you're going to die a virgin
>>145256642what 4chan term did i use
>>145256469I was expecting the line to tighten but khamzat has gone back to being a bigger fav
>>145256647whatever the fuck nons is. don't even explain it no one gives a shit
anyone else watching Ares, shit just startedhttps://methstreams.com/mma-streams/ares-mma-26/
>>145256541the eyepokes will be there for max holloway
>>145256654not a 4chan term
K-1 is awesome.
>>145256642
>>145256601yeah as an orc
made some homemade toffee cookies finna be chama
>>145256670I see him chilling with the ents
>>145256642nta but i speak in brainrot irl and sometimes get pussy
>>145256654easy to infer, you're just a retrardsorry
Da Crazy Hawaiian vs Francis Ngannou
can't believe ive had this powerslap shit running for almost 2 hours
volk is picking max to beat iliabut then again, he also picked himself to beat ilia and we all know how that ended
millions watching on rumble (40k btw)
>>145256702>he also picked himself to beat iliaproof?
>>145256702Who did max pick?
imagine being 375lbs at 5'9, fucking hell man
>>145256718more views than NBA, MLB, NFL and soccer COMBINED.
>>145256504ill smack around that lil illia prick
>>145256718kek and how many of those are from an indian botfarm?
>>145256601champ aura bruh lowkey dripped out but not doin too much extra with the sauce
Dumpling getting instant heemed
>>145256693maybe if you live on the internet. schizos think everyone else doesn't see the truth just like you. you actually just lack awareness and are a loser>>145256682big ups on being the exception that proves the rule. the leaf and most other anons here are pond scum
>>145256739>>145256642
OOOHHH DUMPLING TANKED THE ZEEM SHOT
LETS FUCKING GO DUMPLINGANG WE EAT THOSE
DA CRAZY HAWAIIAN
theres super slap on right now?
dacrazyhawaiian is immune to physical damage
We got a real chess match here, this one probably goes to the judges.
Da Crazy Hawaiian = NgannouDumpling = Aspinall
>>145256632At the end of the day it's nighttime.
Dumpling bros......
>>145256800at nighttime its the start of the day brudda
this is based
Dumpling looks crazy musty
>>145256800it's nighttime for you any time you see me
Dumpling goes sleepy now
THE le hitman?
>>145256829good entrance
CHEATING BASTARD
Da Crazy pussy keeps flinching
This hawaiian bum SUCKS. If it was me against this dumpling mfer I wouldn't flinch for a second
tell them to close their eyes to prevent flinching
i tuned into this bullshit and it suckswhy are they taking 5 minutes between sleps
TASTY SHOTS DUMPLING!!
DUMP KINGS WE EATING GOOD
PROTECT YOSELF AT ALL TIMES
>>145256601>Do you know how the Churkas first came into being? They were Caucasians once, taken by Islam, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now...perfected. My fighting Kadyrovtsy. Whom do you serve?>Putin
>>145256898MMA?
On the Till, mosturized, Schaubbing
>>145256906that's Gaethje
OH NO NO NO...
there is no way putrid slop is every gonna be worth anything. absolutely terrible event
>>145256829Why did he carry a fucking Briefcase? Nobody even uses them anymore
>>145256906We only watch powerslap
CANT MOG THE ZOG, YOU LISTEN TO JASON HERZOG YOU FAT PIGGY GOYIM
>>145256926It's part of the Hitman look
DUMPLING BROS WE DID IT
>>145256929
>>145256923He's got that same problem as Dom. A man sized head but a boy sized body.
>>145256926to carry his hitman tools
powerslap but its running soccer kicks to a grounded opponent
needs 10 rounds
>Drawlmao
BASED
Powerslap but with Colt M1911's
tony ferguson has signed with power slap
What's gonna happen on Saturday night?
the powerslap slag needs to be fucking heemd into living death
>>145256991satadayday b
>>145256968Book this for me vs spammy in my steel-toe boots.
>>145256968be patient anon. only a few years til the food wars begin and we will have real degeneracy the likes of which you can only dream of
>>145256991We gon find out.
>>145256995I tried watching it for the first time and it was awful
>>145256991locktober ends earlyholloways wife is letting his little clitty out of its cage
Robbery
>>145257016Holloway is a Gane fan??
ufc needs a nina drama cam
>>145257039ugly
>>145257039Dig suggen libs
>>145257001Learn to fish pussy plenty of food.
should I convert to Islam? the only thing that worries me it's that I couldn't eat ham
>>145257043What did he even necessarily mean by this?
>>145257039True
Power slap sucks. Just a bunch of brain damage for something that isn't even entertaining. I don't know what Dana White was thinking.
How much of a contrarian loser do you have to be to pretend to enjoy this slap bullshit
Ohhh the Ariel Helwani show with less live viewers than any given MMA Guru stream!
>>145257039mmmm imagine dem lips gripping your bellend as she gives you a sloppy under the 'gon
>>145257053It would give you easier access to all the Moroccan qts that live in Spain at least. I met one on Interpals who basically told me she'd jump on my dick if I converted
>>145257067
>>145257067Can you please just KYS now and get it over with? Thanks.
>>145257039Please do not judge me, but I would really enjoy putting my erect penis inside her mouth
>>145257054Food you need food to strong no food no heem
>>145257062Try training a few months at a slap gym and your tune will change real quick. It's an art.
Gonna call Max Satdaddy
hollogay is for they/them, topuria is for (You)
Gane fight weekI'm hyped.
I’m trans and max holloway is my fav fighter, problem?
>>145257108Can somebody fact check this??
>>145257124
>>145256935Well that's a larp, larping is never good
>>145256961It's probably full of sex toys. That's how escorts walk around
>OH FUCK ROB BRAZZA, THIS TIGHT LITTLE AUSBUSSY FINNA MAKE ME BUSS!!!!!
>>145257152How I never noticed dis doo got a slightly lazy eye
>>145257152Min smolloway will never know this feeling, sad >>145257176
the fix is in
Thank you spammy for another quality contribution.
>>145257177Excellent post excellent post!!!!!
You retards don't actually enjoy this slop right?Also>Please wait for the timer or verify your email address before making a post.Wtf is this shit
Stop being gay in public it's haram
>>145257144Fact cheggers are on the government plantation dana doesnt give a fuck about the fighters but cares that this 80y pedophile that shits himself let him into his venue one time big think. Solve the puzzle idk what to eat anymore
Eugh!
>>145257219ever seen a bruise
>>145257152vs this https://streamable.com/suchdi know who i'm picking
>>145257208Unless you're a couple fine bitches (what we call attractive women in the hood)
>>145257219These fucks have never heard of disinfecting the mats after practice, that's probably why Khamzat is sick all the time, absorbing the sweat of hundreds of brazzas collected on the gym floor over the years
>>145257219STOP THE FIGHT!
>>145257244Damn the Sweden hood sounds crazy
>>145257242When she sees Guru's meng
>>145257242Dickinmouthdickinmouthdickinmouthdickinmouth
>>145257152he's leaning too much into the macho stuff now, soon his fanbase will be entirely made up of fatherless dudes like conor's
>>145257244Ibo is coming for you
>verifying my email to post on an anonymous forum
>>145257282Crazy part is Conor has a dad he's just Tony McGregor.
Gurusalem army how we feeling about piggy's Topuria and Whittaker picks? Thinkin of throwin a couple hundred on both now
>>145257287i dont doubt it. nigga looks fruity as hell, sweden better protect his bamhole
OPINION: this E-mail verification shit isn’t real because I haven’t had to do it
>>145257303i think he should stop eating on stream. disgusting. surely he could stop stuffing his fat face for a couple hours?
>>145257334Afraid not Im afraid.
>>145257322seconded
>>145257303Funny bedtime went the opposite way for both, we will find out who the real casual is either way
topuria is terrified of max
He's got a point.
Do you fucks really listen to a fat cunt telling you what to think about MMA for hours on end?
>>145257334It's part of the character
Put your body on my jeans
>>145257355Even though bob is my boy I'm more aligned with bedtime. At least he has better reasoning for his picks to my ears/eyes.
>>145257387smalloway already making excuses
>>145257387Emmett is the scariest guy in the division when he sees red
>Guru picked Whittaker and TopuriaLmao what an idiot>Lucas Tracy picked Whittaker and TopuriaSo true GOAT
>>145257402Chill bro heem dot org isn't ready for 222
>>145257387i want this man to die this sataday nite to be quite honest with you all and i say this with every bit of malice possible
>>145256952>Dom
>>145257420this is a BedtimeMMA sub
Josh Emmett's wife
>>145257434Guru decoy but unfunny and wollongese
>>145257423all because the guy he's fight is a """spaniard""" b? you ain't a real one.
>>145257422My fault
illlia is the only man to stand (for most of the fight) with josh emmett and live to tell about it
Who is bedtimeMMA now? Where do you find these guys?
>>145257446fair
>>145257441He was the only one who picked dookster to beat Gamrot and belal to maul leon he sees something that everyone doesnt fr
>>145257455no just don't like him
lmao the mma penis picked topuria, what a retard
>>145257467MMA youtuber who looks like that
>>145257456Np man, it would be a hard ass walkout song but these heemers like Tom Petty and shit.
>childhood was believing Khabib was the GOAT>adulthood is knowing Bubu is the true greatest
Sorry the only MMA personality worth a hoot is Michael "The Fucking Cocksucker" Bisping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMDxrXFQwU8&ab_channel=Filter-Topic
>>145257493Bolk had to die because Islam refused to fight Gamrot. Shame.
>>145257407I'd have to agree, haven't seen what Piggy's explanation was but I think people are underestimating Holloway again and I could see Bobby getting wrestlefucked in the 1st and strangled. I can't remember is it 3 ro 5 rounds?
>>145256898kek
>>145257481You guys gotta stop watching mmawhotubers
>>145257493Volk really thought he was invincible enough to go a weight class up to fight the p4p #2 in abu dhabi on 1.5 weeks notice
Kneel to the TRUE king of MMA YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka4DXEu5HaM
favorite lgbtq+ fighter?
>>145257527he also thought he could beat turd a month later, which was proven correct after he won the first round
>Geoff Neal vs. Rafael dos Anjosfat fuck rda can't stick to one division
>>145257564he lost the first round
>>145257387Now that's a fucking guy who hits hard, how did this idea of Ilia being some sort of insane power puncher come about, it feels very Reddit like, this place always disappoints me. Ilia isn't even on the top hard of the long list of boom boom chaps
>>145257561Holy shit trrenace mckinney got slept????!!
>>145257482For real, even a walkout to normie underground rappers like ian or some shit would be crazy
bruh, themmapenis picked topuria. nigga.
>>145256923
my sister picked topuria and whittaker
>>145257581they both hit bryce mitchell in the face and only emmett hurt him ilia had to start crotch sniffing like a fag
>>145257578
>>145256469That Rob has a glass chin. The book i play on has Chimaev by KO at only +130 and by Sub at +235.
ilia is getting annoying now. he's definitely getting smacked around on saday nite
Philip of Topuria
boing boing mma said topuria doesn't have the ability to cut off the cage like holloway does, which tends to be true
>>145257633volk won that fuckin fight
>>145257625Yep, I don't get it, people just repeat when they heard last as so on until everyone thinks the same thing. Anyone can knock anyone out, and he did well to knock volk out, that's it. It's ok they my friends we only have to wait 2 more days for this joke to end. Saturday night we find oooout
what is he hiding behind that top lip? I've heard it's a turd but I'm not convinced.
Fatstupidtransexualfaggot picked poopeepoo it’s over shartyway bros
>>145257635Fake narrative he always gets hit coming and takes more impact. A real glass chin isn't surviving that head kick from Costa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgxUINbnhOE&ab_channel=AimToHead-Topic
Nigga MMA said Khamzat will gas
K-1 Bro please stop posting, we are in the dark ages of kickboxing where its trying to be reborn but so many organizations have it dividedThere should be one in japan not 3/4Keep glory and make one fc drop the kickboxing do just Muay thayAlso karate combat Is a legit threat they can start stealing talent
>>145256923Kek imagine how frail he'll look when he's Rogans age. Right now he's at his strength
>>145256923What’s the joke?
Luke Thomas said Ilia Topuria is a next generation fighter and beats max everywhere
https://youtu.be/dPRuMg-tZak?list=LL
how does Pereddit prevent this from happening to him?
whitedudesforharris MMA (they/them) said not to watch the card because UAE is problematic
Maximilian of Holway
>>145257633yea he lost that first round easily, if anything he was winning the second round
Poop Thongmas said Ilia Topuria is hiding a small shit in his mouth
Minimilian of Smolway
hollow way... it doesn't make any sense...
Maximiliano hologuay
https://youtu.be/dPRuMg-tZak?list=LL&t=3266
Maximilia Topuroway
Goatse MMA picked his AIDS sores
>>145257731by retiring before he's forced to face a wrestler
https://youtu.be/xg2xJ7MfWS4?list=LL&t=1326
>>145257791There are no 205 wrestlers
THE MMA GURU: Topuria doesn't have a chance in hell mateBedtimeMMA: Holloway is better everywhere, but we'll seeTopuriaMMA: I think it's time to call it quits for the hype trainLucas Tracy MMA: Bro Topuria is ass...Nigga MMA: Topuria will have to land his shot in the early rounds, otherwise Holloway will dominate him handily
>>145257723he has all the frame and presence of a 55yo history prof
Guys I think Holloway and Topuria are going to punch each other you guys they might even throw kicks or shoot a takedown man.
>>1452575075 b
Robert of White acre
anyone see that thing that happened?
You now remember the hype for pre-Burns fight Khamzat
>>145257820Jesus Christ you guy have no fucking clue about MMA
illia's only chance is to crotchsniff like his archetype conor
So, what's your excuse, /heem/?
Spent a lot of time studying both fighters. I think if you look at it objectively, with a sharp mind, you'll notice that Max really can win by knockout or decision. There's also a chance of submission. But on the flip side Topuria could also win by knockout, decision or submission. A DQ is not going to happen. That's my expert analysis what do you guys think
>>145257805There are no pure wrestlers but there are guys with enough wrestling to take him down and keep him thereHe arguably robbed one of them not that long ago
Hourly reminder that Topuria will brutalize Max Holloway this Saturday. The pillow-fisted twig will be knocked out cold, then cry, then retire.Bet on an early finish.
>>145256469Rob +5.5 is a guarantee if he doesn’t get finished early
>>145257854Say that to my face bitch
>>145257872What if a DQ does happen?
>>145257855O’Malley was the Archetype Conor. Tuporia is merely a Wannabe Conor.
>>145257869I enjoy not being mentally retarded
>>145257878Who have you got in the co-main?
>>145257243yeah me too. Max.
>>145257855Has max ever been taken down and controlled?
saturday night. mark that on your calendar
Conor McGregor is essentially a fucking basehead
https://youtu.be/kkmqyItSXU4?list=LL&t=39
>>145257921Fucking STOP
>>145257873He did robbed him but also Pereira proved no guy Is khabibing him, only 205 Almeida can do that to pereira, no ankalaev no noone
Do you guys smell that?
>>145257889i''ve studied the fighters long enough to conclude that it won'tsorry it just takes a high level mind like mine to really understand and analyse these things, you might not get it but you will learn by listening to me
>>145257833That's tricky then because Chimaev's never been in a 5 rounder and it's typical to see explosive guys fade in these kind of fights on their first go. I think I'll still go Khamzat because there's always one meme pick I always get wrong when I think logically about it.
https://youtu.be/kxAZmMjulsw?t=551
Volk was too fast for Max. He did nothing special in their last fight but circle towards a power hand too slow to land, shutting down Max's jab to dictate where and when the fight was fought. Volk was simply fast enough that one simple adjustment shut down Max's distance control thats key to his game. He stays on the edge of the pocket pouring it on, or like hes doing more recently, dancing around the cage peppering and baiting counters.When Max landed he clipped Volk's forehead which seems to be his problem with manlets. He cant pressure or counter someone way faster than him either. Topuria has the speed and build that made Volk a stylistic nightmare plus insane heempower. It's going to be ugly, Topuria wont be there to be hit and Max will, against a true heemer instead of a pillow fisted point fighter.
>>145257942smells like...heh...fear...
>>145257954Don't fucking post this shit manGod I miss Volk
>>145257902I think cumshot gets it done. But I am not certain on this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ZWhW83RuY&ab_channel=blanc
>>145257942Madame Xneed make a stinky in xer silk stockings
you now remember alex volkanovski
>>145256682same
>>145257964In a way a part of Volk is still there because he disfigured Ilia’s face in one round.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzyahHv1j6A&ab_channel=dlb
>>145257992Just realized this queer got botox kwab
Reminder: we had 5 decisions and 8* finishes in male title fights this year; being 2 submissions and 6 heems. Half of these heems come from Alex Pereira.*: i'm considering the true hw title defended by Aspinal and the BMF title fight won by Holloway as title fights.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRglHDQFdlA&ab_channel=XSProject-Topic
>>1452580330 slavs in this image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkc4rkfnvGE&list=PLXOn4tECd7yh9obpmLxbPriyNRcz1I8L-&index=4&ab_channel=YazidLeVoyageur
>>145257949Why does she have that black woman quality Hair?
Philip of Topuria aided by Hamza the Wolf and Maximilian of Holway; by his side, Robert of White Acre.
>>1452580740 humans in this image
>>145258064Dazn matta bradda, dazn mattah
*heems everyone*
>>145256991We will find out.
rob n max win, it’s true, I see the future
https://youtu.be/sM73U-p07ps?list=PLviKC6hiabbBKW-cOmY5xOzP4ycL52ss6&t=1
I'm still baffled at how no one in his team stopped Volk from suiciding himself against Islam on short notice, what the fuck were they thinking, was saudi money that good?
>>145258163rakic too
Do you guys get tired from people and just want to heem them
it was anyone but gamrot and volk just so happened to be that anyone
>"If you and Khamzat fought, who would win?>"Well mate, if Khamzat were to go all out in round 1 and empty his gas tank trying to finish me, he might cause me some trouble">"But would you lose?">"Nah, I'd win"
>>145258163>>145258182Basiert
>>145258173everyone thought he would win cause he beat islam the first time and battered him in the 5th it seemed like volk was figuring him out the longer he spent in the cage with him
Where's the SOON guy? Did he finally die?
Shara fighting Petrosyan? Is that guy related to the italian/armenian kickboxer petrosiyan?
>>145258217SOON
reminder that illia promised to ko volk in the first round and failed to do that. he basically lost that fight
>>145258209He very well could have if he had a full fight camp. Unfortunately for Volk, taking a short notice fight against a guy who'll probably go down in history as the 155 GOAT when you've been day drinking for months is a pretty bad idea
>>145258173they were all too fucked up from daydrinking to make any right decisions
>>145258232No relation
>>145258217he’s sleeping on my couch rn
ilia will point to the groundMax will circle outbut if i was max i would shoot for the fun of it
conna kem brazza kem watch yooeffsee brazza I make ni-burger and kvass. rob weetaker is gonna smesh dis chechen dog brazza
>>145258194Satoru Robjo ass nigga
>>145258209>everyone thought he would winas retarded as this place his everyone here saw the set up for a tko coming from a mile a way, same way everyone saw him getting ktfo by Ilia right after, >>145258247 seems like the most logical explanation, they were all completely plastered to manage make a worse judgement call than us
Max initiates the fight with a flying imanari roll
The crown...is yours!
>>145258279How many PPVs would it do unironically?
the heem approved 'tubers are che bedtime tracy and guru now you can't pretend you don't know what heem is talking about next time it comes up
>>145258292don't you mean >le crown is...... le yours!?
>>145258173I suspect everyone at ckb trains for maximum cte. Jizzy and volk developed glass chins out of nowhere. Specially jizzy.
it's incredible how Jon Jones has been an undefeated legend for so long yet he only keeps getting more based. who else has the eternal story win?
>>145258261ThanksNot that i dont believe you but i checked and apparently Georgio Petrosyan has a brother called Armen as wellInterestingMight be a common armenian last name
Fart Fairy needs to come back from getting her Schaubhole heemed
>>145258344he's just like me
>>145258344>is from reddit >is extremely reddit
>>>/fit/75354098Wales? Is that you?
illla's last 2 wins were coming off of loses. both far more decisive than illla.
>>145258209Islam won 4 rounds the first time
>>145258344Reminder that some random Chechen Welterweight broke Jon's gym during sparring at JW. The original Borz
>>145258397don'tale mayes fucked jons whole shit up just stuffing a takedown kek
>>145258387>2015+9 in the year of our lord and savior, Illo Topturo>still sperging out over the leddit boogeymanman you snitching on yourself like a real bitch
>>145258392Uuuh volk got sent to the schaubrealm by ilia albeittoughever.
>>145258344He basically is describing a psychopathIm pretty sure everyone who has been watching this sport for more than couple of years already knows thatI remember the great heem thread with jon jones on trial with that old asian lady who didnt fall for his fake excuses and kept grilling him amd you could see jones getting annoyed when someone isnt falling for his tricks
describe this physiognomy
do fighters ask AIs how to beat their opponents?
>>145258335Jizzy still has a good chin, but Pereira definitely eroded some of it in their fights.
>>145258469Little fewl of a ting
pereira has 0 heems in the ufc
>>145258469what the fuck man
>>145258469Caucasoid chinlet Most men from the Caucasus have weaker chins, see Khamzat and Abus for example Khabib's super pronounced giga chin is a trait of the Avar people rather than all of the Caucasus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqWmS5LPDEs
>>145258497Tons of career ending beatings though.
>>145258509how come Umar don't have that big sexy dagi chin bru
>>145258273Conor "Nick Rochefort" McGregor
>>145258497I'd rather be heemed than beaten into a vegetable
Elias lives on in Belal…
Hes so fuckin shook.
>>145258469Holloway's prey
>>145258529several fighters have won fights after being exhaustion tko'd
bet. the. house.(dont actually)
>>145258529I'm glad he finished Jiri pretty quickly in both their fights. Jiri completely relies on his giga-chin for his style to be effective, see the Rakic fight as the most recent example. Although in some recent training videos he posted, Jiri is using a high guard, so his chin might actually be gone. We'll find out as soon as he fight someone other than Alex again
>>145258551cause aint no such thang as halfway crooks
>>145258562Yeah but not against Pereira.
>>145258509khamzat doesn't have a weak chin
Heem godsPlease let my boy holloway win, if that aint possible do not let him get heemedI want ankalaev to lose to Rakic, preferably a heem, points is also goodAnd please let bobby stuff cumrags takedowns and beat him up in stand upThanks
Whatever you do; DO NOT bet the house on MAX HOLLOWAY by DECISION!!
>>145258581all of this is possible and happening
>>145258577yes many fighters have won fights after losing to pereira
>>145258529What was Nina's reaction to this?
The heem tube
>The rematch, Khamzat
>>145257696>K-1 Bro please stop postingI can't b, I wont
>>145258545kek
Whatter ya gonna do? Volume (you) me motherfucker?
stoicmanlinessMMA said max is a nervous wreck after analyzing his body language and facial expressions
>>145258624One life, One Chance.
none of the guys on this card do it for us fucking guys
>>145258613That's the cuck tube
>>145258649Shara does
>Ill never fight in Abu Schaubi for those fuckin guys, man!
decision merchants: the card
>>145258613is that a fucking hyperbaric chamber?how is that even allowed?
>>145258670Ankalaev heems
>>145258672A lot of fighters use them. Chandler talks about it a lot
>>145258672why shouldn't it be?
In everyway I have singlehandedly brought back K-1 to the heemconsciousnesses.
What if Ilia Topuria was TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the hyperbaric heem chamber?
44 days until Gane fights.
>>145258701Super Turdpuria 5?
>>145256601he has that battlemage esthetic
>>145258670Abus does it with style
Khamzat publicly being friends with Ilia is pretty weird for a brazza, considering Ilia is currently beefing with like half the Muslim fighters on the roster
>>145258727lmao that's pretty close. I see him discussing the nature of good and evil with Gandalf while they smoke dat hobbit weed through Big G's wizard pipe
Fight fairy hasn't uploaded in nearly three weeks.
>>145258740Ilia is friends with Guram and they've all trained together
>>145258758that’s cause i’m keeping her captive in my sex dungeon
>>145258690>>145258692thats retardedmight as well just allow EPO then or draining your blood and then injecting it again
>>145258740The only genuine beef Peelia has that I'm aware of is with Paddy
>>145258758Shes with me bWere working on her ground game
>>145258758lots of NAFRI penises to be sucked
be joe pyfer
>>145258765you know what needs to be done b
>>145258770Paddy is muslim btw
>>145258766might as well!
>>145258670Total Brazza Victory
>>145258740Georgians are considered kin by the dagis and chechens, they share more in common with georgia than they do the ruskiesAlso Islam is only beefing Khabib's hanger ons. He's not even beefing with Islam himself
>>145258784Inshallah paddy is my brazza
>>145258740He's also publicly friends and training with Arman, even though he's gonna fight Islam in a few months
paddy would twist toporio into a pretzel
2024... I am... forgotten...
People say Stipe too old for Jon Jones but Jon Jones is nonstop fucked up on coke and booze for 10 years straight
What ever happened to The Fight Fungus?
>>145258803>Georgians are considered kin by the dagis and chechensDoubt it
>>145258817It's more that Jon is ducking the actual no.1 contender
>>145258758preparing the onlyfans launch
>>145258811David Branch's photo looks just like Jon "Bones" Jones
>>145258754he's the type to switch to a daedric axe once the reflect enchantments start getting out of hand in Mournhold
for me it's the bulgarian cowboy MMA
Big stinky Dricus in the Till
For me its Josephine Jackson an up-and-cumming Ukrainian boxer who is just getting started in her WMMA career
2024... memories of me have gone... like dust in wind...
>>145258858That's a man
>>145258863
She would dominate WMMA
2024... my legacy has been flushed... down the till...
>>145258886looks like a man
dana just announced tom aspinall vs brock lesnar
>>145258886I'd love to see a pack of wild brazzas throw this troon of a roof
44 days until Gane ducks yet again
>>145258903that's the best base for WMMA
>>145258861he was never good and was just a three round merchant
>>145258858I hope she gets beaten to a bloody pulp for not fighting alongside her countrymen
2024... cazzies ask "who?"....
Ank still has one of the best walkouts in the UFChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uyl8mZvgL8
dana said if anklaev wins by decision he's cut
>>145258963Look at this ugly fucking mongrel
>>145258963big stinky ankaturd in the dricus
>>145258963not gonna lie, ali has some decent taste
>>145258980Turn your monitor on
>>145258944I cant remember exactly but the dude had like either a 20 or 30 fight win streak?
>>145258963It's called lezginkaHas some crazy dances as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x35sHjou8gc
>>145258944he could hit so hard backing up, but man, his heem from crocop is brutal
>>145258972Ankalaev hunting for a finish will be a sight to see
>>145259000You're fucking disabled.
>>145259015Most of wins are by KO
>>145259031Stellar TKO.
2024... I can no longer... enter the flow...
>>145259010Say whatever you want about the brazzas, they can dancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-V9vStmsLAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ7ApSQr6A8
>>145259025Turn you monitor on
>>145259010>when the jeans are 30% off
>>145259031THE???
>>145258963If you ever root against big boy Ank, you are ableist
>>145259051Yeah that one where they block traffic for a music video is classic lol
>>145259057THE man that won a 3 round fight against Khalil, while Pereddit couldn't
Sean o malley has been messaging the Hawk Tuah girl and ringing her non stop lmao
>>145259099Deadass?
brap tuah fart on that thang
>>145259119no, only low-key I believe
>>145259121
ngannou and kim kardashian hooked up
>>145259119On God fr fr
>>145259150damn
Kino
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A7z5xg7Jhlw
>>145259180Belalbros...the Ummah...
>>145259167She claims she had 5 missed calls from him. Merab broke this man
>>145259150
>>145259186Drunk fucker
>>145259180Makhachev vs Muhammed would be determined by who has access to the better steroids.
>>145259180Perfect setup for him to lose to Arman lol
best promoterbar none.coker, davis, and chatri are all incompetents.
>>145259226Pissarukyan is actually garbage and would have lost to Charles if it wasn't for his shorts slipping off
>>145259260hunter is the promoter
There's zero chance Islam moves up if Belal is still the champ, the brazzas aren't going to want to dethrone the Palestinian champThere's also zero chance Islam moves up if Shavkat is champ because that fucker is too big for typical brazza tacticsSo basically, Islam isn't moving up
>>145259267shavkat vs islam would be interestingi dont think that annoying faggot who's only defended against featherweights deserves it tho, but w/e
>>145258811soi'jak hermansson
>>145259267He may skip WW and challenge Strickland for the middleweight title and strickCHAD gets rid of Dricturd then
ilia keeps talking about the first ten seconds of the fight... what's he going to do?
>>145259266shut up, leaf
>>145258570I think his problem will be mental, in the rashit fight before the rematch he was able to outdawlg him but he was uncharacteristically timid before that and then he got heemed again.
>>145259267He would absolutely fight shavkat
>>145258697What about viewness?
>>145259300He will not stand and bang. He will pis and shit.
>>145259300point to the ground but Holloway already said he's going to pussy out so we're looking at a immediate story loss for Min
>>145258740khabitch and crew hate cumfart and vice versa b
Fucking knew it
>>145259300Saturday night we gonna find out
>>145259365nice MS Paint article
>>145259267Islam is never moving up regardless of who is the champ.
>>145259300I pray ilia tries some masvidal flying shit and max heems him in 4 seconds
>>145259384Like Krazy Horse v Minoru methinks
>>145259365>next weekend's
name one time a dagi rat moved up
>>145259365>It has been confirmed Damn, i guess it is.
>>145259267Brazzas do not fight larger men, simple as. Weight bullying is critical to dagestanis success in mma
CSO
>>145259400Khabib moves up in waistline size every month
After watching heembedded I’m convinced Ilia expects Max to come at him with pool noodles
Rakic will HEEM Ankaturd Ankaturd will then get HEEMED again in his next fight by Jirihe then will be cut
Islam has been talking about WW for ages but people think he’ll turn down a shot because…he just will okay!
>>145259438Khabib also talked about moving to ww.
>>145259330Jiri is evolving, he'll be fine (please)
>>145259414there's no one in the lw division that can take that uppercut
>>145259438fazza's plan was for khabib to move up to WW and fight GSP, which GSP agreed to do. Khabib wouldn't agree unless GSP made lightweight kek
>>145259438>>145259409If you think Islam is moving up to fight a 6’2 guy who cuts 35lbs you’re a retard
>>145259423Yeah his pool noodle arms
>>145259456GSPedo refused to fight
Topuria is mcgregor but better
>>145259473but worse. sits on his front leg like it's his only leg and can't check leg kicks.
>>145259473conor isnt a midget
>>145259457He was calling out Leon who is roughly that size so why not
>>145259471>Brazza please, I need 40 year old, retired GSP to cut down to 155 for first time in his life, dis iz for legasi, you know dis
>>145259479>>145259479>>145259479>>145259479
>>145259471>Khabib Nurmagomedov says if Georges St-Pierre wants to fight it has to be at lightweighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieXfAQ1coOM
>>145259477You mean just like mcgregor
>>145259465Nightmare?Whats the word heem?
when shardfarker magomadevev actually fights someone of notability aka well rounded hes fucked he stands no chance in the top 5
>>145259484gspoo was angling to fight conor at 155
>>145259517He spent a year or so trying to thin down to 155 but couldn't make it. He offered khabib at 160 and khabitch still said no.
Wanna explain yourself Janny?
kek
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>145259696>>145259696>>145259696
Someone less mentally ill make a usable thread.
