Heem trannyed
Body bagz
who heemed us?
For this thread we leave the swedes at the door
>>145259696HahaI have a feeling he will start with the posting
was the bong banned?
Sweden I would love for you to share your thoughts on UFC fighters Max Holloway and Jan Blachowicz
That was a peach of a thread. Fuck the jannies.
That's better.
Janny working hard for every penny
Brittish slaaags
The K-1 posting will continue.
>>145259714the swedish fella fucked it up for everyone, was probably necessary
>enters the thread
Janny you're a fucking pedophile
This night is cold in the kingdomI can feel you fade awayFrom the kitchen to the bathroom sink andYour steps keep me awakeDon't cut me down, throw me out, leave me here to wasteI once was a man with dignity and graceNow I'm slipping through the cracks of your cold embraceSo please, pleaseCould you find a way to let me down slowly?A little sympathy I hope you can show meIf you wanna go, then I'll be so lonelyIf you're leaving, baby, let me down slowlyLet me down, down, let me down, downLet me down, let me down, downLet me down, down, let me downIf you wanna go, then I'll be so lonelyIf you're leaving, baby, let me down slowly
>>145259740Roman Krilya vs Liu ce who you got
>>145259742willow lookin ass
EEEEEEEEEK I'M SO EXCITED FOR SATURDAY!
>Paкич бyдeт быcтpo yвoлeн.SOON
Topuria will have to be perfect for 45 minutes straight. Holloway only has to be perfect for the last 10 seconds.
Wanna know how I got CTE? Dana was a gambler, and a bald fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. He puts contenders in front of me and I beat them. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me waiting for Khaduck, he puts Gaycheeks in front of me, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Gaethje comes at me with the strikes "WHY SO SERIOUS?" Herb puts Gaycheeks hands in the air... "Let's put a belt on his waist" And... why so serious?
>>145259754bruh
>>145259752OMG BRO I SO FIRED UP :)
>>145259754Huh? What? I have no idea who this post is referring to without an image attached
you cunts are awfully quiet about Gane vs Volkov, will be a banger
>>145259754You're flushed b
>tfw I find out saturday afternoon
>>145259766.... Anon i ....
>>145259749I like Liu Ce a lot but Kriklyia might be too experienced for him, that's a legit banger of a fight though. Wish it would happen. In the meantime we get >picrel
>>145259735Which retard made this video?
>>145259742>enters History 101 class
>>145259742weird little monkey
>>145259735hes right it wont be closekhamzat will smash him brazza
>>145259696Whats with the low effort postKYS
>>145259781you, you just forgot because you're so retarded
>>145259776If everyone keeps doing one night tournaments, everyone Is getting their chin deleted in less than 4 years
Topuria will have to outbox The Blessed Boxer
>>145259735not enough sharpening on that hunk of shit thumbnail
>>145259740You are not European
>>145259809He fucks (stare and run away) brittish slaaags tho
>>145259776Ce already btfo'd one cheating scumbag. Kryklia is better at being a cheating scumbag than Sina, but Ce will deliver justice all the same.
>>145259809Yes I am.
>>145259714
Dana’s perfect fighter >striking >defence >wrestling >chin >personality >legacy
>>145259822dana's perfect lover*
>>145259822
>they used to be boys
>>145259797we. must. go. further.
>>145259822Jones's striking is underrated, it's different every fight and he's always throwing some weird shit
>>145259856they made up b
>>145254144So let me get this straight... You think Khamzat is going to win because he beat Gilbert Burnsjust lol
>>145259856wait, did this actually happen?
Yes i do own a dbz manga and yes i did learn to fight from itThread lighty
Between Topuria and Holloway, who does God love more? I suppose we'll find out Saturday afternoon
wtf? we watching something?
>>145259822Unreal, delusional glazing
>>145259862Its fucking shit Bro, if he didn't had that much reach he would of been koed múltiple times
>"If you and Khamzat fought, who would win?>"Well mate, if Khamzat were to go all out in round 1 and empty his gas tank trying to finish me, he might cause me some trouble">"But would you lose?">"Nah, I'd win"
>Good things come to those who recalibrate SOON
>>145259860You're ready to trailblaze the youtube algorithm now son
>>145259889Dude Rob as gojo Is accurate as fuck when he lock in he Is untouchable
>>145259875my threads are heavy b, submission threads >*falls into guard* whatup?
what race is this?
>>145259912IC9
>>14525991250% whiter than the average american
>>145259912abo
>>145259912Goat breed>>145259907Nah Bro i would just teleport behind the guard
>>145259912new zealander, kiwi, mauri
Sex. Sex with females.
>>145259921so 50%, then
we gon find out
>>145259930Based. I too enjoy girls
>>145259929mfw my girl asks to sit on my face
>>145259930No no no you took it way too far you weirdo
>>145259930Sounds gay, do you know how often women have penises inside them?
>>145259933yes that's the joke
>>145259930Novel concept, mind if I entertain this notion some more?
>>145259929don't watch rugby, but it'd be particularly satisfying seeing them do that gay dance only to get their asses whooped
Sex. Sex with Dana's asshole.
>>145259951looooove big asian tits
>>145259955>get their asses whoopednever happens
walk tuah the octagon and heem on that thing
>>145259938that's a fucking man
>>145259955The dance doesn't have the aura it used to have so they lose after they do it a lot
>>145259972prove it
>>145259956great post
>>145259938How filthy is the average Brazilian woman? I work with one but despite being from Rio she's seems pretty normal.
>>145259949<3
>>145259972
>>145259966Cazzie detected go watch league
>>145259983league is the scummiest sport going
>>145259989Okay you based for that
>>145259956least homosexual post on heem.org
>>145259975>>145259982Victória Müller
>>145259995Until you accidentally move the bangs and see the receding hairline
It keeps getting worse...
>>145260000checked, also im from aus so that statement is based x2
>>145259696Remember when Dana White would post those stupid vlogs to Youtube and on some of them he'd go to RATM concerts and mosh with the other attendees? Talk about being clueless.
Chamaev
there's been some good storylines leading up to the main event this week>le point to the ground>who's the best boxer in the ufc?>does topuria deserve to be called a bmf?
>>145260008Lots of actual women have fucked hairlines from wearing tight ponytails their entire lives
>>145260021Ank's eternal search for the ti'ul sho' too
>>145260021This why you faggots Made pro Wrestling killing catch wrestling in the proccess
>>145260040Colby would also beat Khamzat in a five rounder.
>>145260007nothing wrong with liking women(mengs)
>>145260061Why are Trannys such a big thing in Brazil? You're like the main tranny country other than Thailand
Nate Diaz would have dragged Chimaev into deep waters and subbed him and I will die on this.
>>145260040
>>145260077it's okay b no one expects you to be smart
>>145260057He’d snap colbussy in two
>>145260073too much test. I saw somewhere that latin americans have the highest test on average.
>>145260061>vidrelfor the sake of the argument, what's their social media handle? just wanna make sure this is a woman (meng) or not.
>>145260086apparently Ecuadorians or Nicaraguans have the world's largest mengs too
When MMA YouTube are ALL universally regurgitating the same takes you know they're about to he horrifically wrongKhamzat and Max will win brutally
>>145260111khamzat yes smalloway no
>>145260084Think about it. Do you honestly think that weight drained Chimaev would have subbed Jiu Jitsu ace Nate Diaz in the first two rounds? Nate would have outlasted him and subbed a gassed Chimaev
>>145260111they're all saying cumfart and turdpooria will win. pigru is the only dissenter
>>145260111The MMA youtubers who get popular are people who actually let their own personalities and opinions shine through, rather than just autists who read off spreadsheet stats showing what fighter is most likely to win. And since most people prefer Holloway and Rob, they gaslight themselves into thinking they'll win, rather than just going by the clear facts
>>145260128I think it would have went worse than Rory/Nate. Rory had a weird habit of taking it easy when he could have pushed for a finish.
>>145260109>5'2" on average people have the biggest mengs
AI has picked Topuria, Chimaev and Ankalaev
Fuck gurú hope he dies he Is ugly to look at and people like him cause they identify with him
>>145260128Nate got absolutely ragdolled by Rory McDonald, Khamzat would do whatever he liked to him in the first 2 rounds, and then maybe Nate would string together some pitter patter to win the third
>>145260054what the fuck is Catch Wrestling?
>>145260168retard. The fight was originally a five round main event. My whole point is Nate wouldn't get finished and would outlast chimaev to a RD5 sub on a gassed chimaev. especially since chimaev had a rough weight cut
>>145260173Catch as catch can CRAZY you don't know
Hourly reminder that Topuria is going to brutalize Max Holloway this Saturday. The pillow-fisted twig is going get knocked out, then cry, then retire.If you have money, bet on an early finish.
>>145260080
>>145260180It would get Doctor stopped after khamzat mangled his face and Nate’s army of retards (which I see you are one of) would claim he was robbed
>>145260182post your slips
>>145260182Incorrect. Turdpuria will win a decision using his grappling
>>145260188this image is slightly transparent, a tad charming
any match to care about other than the FW championship and Whitaker vs Chimaev?
>>145260182>Hourly reminder that Topuria is going to brutalize Max Holloway this Saturday. The pillow-fisted tw-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
What's your favourite pubic hair style on women?>Clean Shaven>Stubble>Styled(landing strip/triangle etc)>Maintained Bush>Wild Jungle
>>145260073>Why are Trannys such a big thing in Brazil?They have good taste
>>145260086>too much test>tranny capital Pick one retard
>>145260236For me it’s feminine penis
I'm STILL STILL SEETTHING THAT NIGGUBUMAGUMBO WONAND I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO NKOWS IT
>>145260073
>>145260242I have the theory that too much test and having big dicks is one of the main reasons that leads an individual to troon out. that's why roided bodybuilder have AGP
I could definitely see Topuria thinking he hurt max, coming in doing his signature left hand down while throwing a right hook, getting knocked down, and then spending the rest of the fight crotch sniffingHe'll win but everyone will make fun of him for losing the story
Who/what convinced the retards that Rakic is some kind of gigaheemer?
>>145260257There's merit to this, if tranny/femboy threads on /gif/ have taught me anything, it's that Trannys have huge dicks on average
>>145260257Not a great theory considering there are plenty of troons in the Anglosphere/West in general and test has been plummeting for decades. And if you were right, where were all the trannies in the 80s? That was like peak roid culture. I honestly think it's something to do with toxoplasmosis, I remember having a discussion with another hue about it. It's really rampant in Brazil apparently.
the chin will be there for rakic
>>145260265If no knees old man Santos can drop Ankaturd then Rakic can heem the inbred. the chin WILL be there
>>145260265He's fighting Ankalaev. This happens every time someone fights a brazzaAnyways, Rakic does have a decent chance at winning. If Ankalaev isn't more prepared for leg kicks Rakic can definitely make him struggle hard
>>145260265He has probably the most imposing physique at 205, that's about it. Also he zeemed Manuwa that one time
>>145260236Maintained and wild jungleOnly pedos like shaven shniz
wow this brazilian is a total fucking FAGGOT
Brap tuah and shit on that thing
>>145260265Rakic won't heem Ank but he'll win a decision with leg kicks.
not bruh with the turd in he lip aaaa :skull: :skull:
>>145260161Orolbai is such a fucking tomato can. Lay and pray merchant
>>145260311You wouldn't say that to my face. I would take you down so fast your head would spin you little turd. You have no answer to my grappling. I would choke you unconscious
>>145260265Ank would have lost the first fight against Walker and got saved by the doctor's retarded decision
I don't want to see Magomed lose, he's like a big dumb child, can't help but feel bad when he's sad :(
Sataday nite we goon
>>145260280Rakic arguably lost to santos
>>145260328I break your bitch wrists and slam you on your head you little monkey
>>145260317>win a decision with leg kicks.never happened once in a top 15 mma match
>>145260344you can't really say that when it's just you arguing with everyone else b
>>145260330Sure bud
>>145260328MICHAELSON DA SILVA? HE WAS RUNNING A GANG IN THE TOUGHEST FAVELA IN RIO BEFORE HE HIT PUBERTY AND IS A DIAMOND BELT IN BJJ, RUMORED TO BE FAVOURED BY THE GODS OF THE HUESCATHATL TRIBE OF THE AMAZON
>>145260346You would do fucking nothing little turd.I would do exactly what Belal did to Edwards on you. Easy
>>145260348
>>145260354that's the second fight, the fluke scenario
Unto the myriads unbeholden, weaving the verisimilitudes of solitude.Skies beyond clouds, Great Dragon.
>>145260344Rakic arguably beat Volkan, who arguably beat Reyes, who arguably beat Jon Jones b
>>145260361you can't pick me up I'm built like a cannon ball
>>145260360Magomed Jihadimedov 30-27s
>>145260371
No way. He chinned THE johnny walker??
Took a Schaub and found out my hot water is out of order. What a clown show. I'm not trying to take a cold plunge like Joe Rogan.
>>145260348teeps, on the other hand...
>>145260386spine-flushed Jingaling...
>>145260348Rakic vs Smiff
>>145260394Your hormones are out of order b
>>145260386leech has a great pokerface
>>145260394why are you touching the Schaub water and why is the water in your Till hot
The chin will be there for Rakic. You cannot deny this
>>145260398
>>145260428>this nigga don't wash his hands
>>145260446why would I wash my hands in the Till b
The crotch will be there for khamzat
>>145260428clearly he must shit in the shower and mash it down the drain
>owww my leg >:(t. mbugumed
The eyes will be there for Holloway.
the sits will be there for the fans
Waffle stompers run Heem
>>145260292This is the correct opinion actually. To be factual
Shortys speakin Dutch to meTo pass the dutch to meSo many sons I should file for fuckin custodyWeems
>>145260161those would be my picks
Anis will meem that nigga
Kindzat Nicemaev
>>145260493https://youtu.be/IrWewo8xT3Y?si=R-qKV9HkaxgYCt1iForgot my song for you all
There is no meme. Abus has died
>>145260396what was stopping costa from just doing this, it's not like sean can heem
>>145260508I thank everybody respect everybody
>>145259903gojo got brutally heemed though
>>145260519Costa can’t Heem either
>>145260517and THEbus has risen
>>145260519BumitudeSean might fight overly safe but costa didn't attempt to fight at all
>>145260508This is what Khamzat would have been from the start if he was a fazza student
>>145260539Audio version of this is way funnier
max gets exposed saturday night
>>145260557exposed as the best FW of the generation besides volk, yes
K-1 is awesome
>>145260562wrestling is better
Abus is a good guy, he seems more human than most ufc fighters
>>145260590You’re only saying that because he’s dating your mum
>>145260590Get #abused fag
>>145260265he heemed THE Manura once
Let's go Abus!
>>145260620
>>145260620chadly post
I WANNA SELL KYAKS
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
Record levels of Kvass consumption in Abu Dhabi this week
>>145259757kek'd was this OC
>>145260476Aren't you that pedo swede?
What brand of kvass will you guys be drinking?
>>145260508Topuria's aura is infectious. Everyone using his talking points, Max off center, getting irritated and increasingly angrier, he's in Max's, and everyone else on that panel's head.
>>145260682Huh?
I promise to Allah that I'll convert to Islam if he heems ACKalaev via Rakić.
>>145260703Aren't you that pedo swede?
>>145260712You must have me confused with someone else
>>145260561he won't be better than aldo even with a win>lost 3 title fightswhat a legacy
>>145260698Unironically this or an colt 45 after sitting in an freezer for 15 mins
>>145260689Aleksandr Nurmakeithmedov's b
CHAMANEWS: the Chamaster is doing his acting debut. What you think Chamasters. Chama our nao Chama?
>>145259912I had never actually watched Whittaker speak before and didn't know he was a Kiwi.I always thought he was just a Mixed Mexican guy from California or something.
Dana is ducking Gamrot for IslamFucking piece of shithttps://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1849532417742364676
>the brazzabong was rangebanned
>>145260745is this true? is it over?
>>145260745Good.
>>145260752im sure he'll banevade but unfortunately for him he'll reveal himself to the mods with his undisguisable retardation
>>145260745Please god no
>>145260745
charles > islam
>>145260344Ankalaev arguably lost to Santos.
>>145260689straight piss my nigga
>>145260745now mods only need to ban basedmalia n***r
>>145260740>A24Yeah I'm thinking we don't watch that crap here.
New hue heavyweight this weekend! Those guys are always good for some memes.
>>145260745I will take over where he left off off.Let us begin: bussy.
>>145260772There he is the little snake in the grass
>>145260740>A24
>>145260802I've seen this exact dude fight in the UFC a million times>b-but that was a diff-not my problem
>>145260745At last....
>>145259696
>>145260816You're replying to the jacked Chinese poster.
fukake
Slightly sloshed having a slash ama
We'll be tuning into K-1.
brazzas i want boogyuouyouour and stek
bodybuilder bros.. how does it feel for women to always prefer this over muscles
>>145260845Shan't lad I'm finna get this meng wet
>>145260834>>145260816
Shittaker refused the creamy pozzload from Zatdaddy, as if it matters
>>145260845you and the voices in your head
need some mongolian tits in my mouth rn
>>145260856wheres your bf
>>145260879Best I can and will do is finngolian and ain't finna share pics sorry not sorry
>>145260676I made it, along with other pastas
>>145260898Nobody wants to see your man tits clozzy
>>145260236i haven't had sex for a year, at this point i'd fuck a pussy even if it's sporting a khamzat beard...
>>145260740>le A24shant be watching that
>>145260907
>>145260898its ok im finngolian too just share
caralho
>>145260745Hopefully they also ban the other bong.
>>145260906WRONG see >>145260922
>>145260745>being able to identify anons by posting style/flag Big, BIG yikes
>>145260939Shut up IC4
>>145260917Civil War was good
>>145260936
>>145260939Pretty quick to pick up on, really.
>>145260953---->isorobal (hesassa)
>>145260939oh you're the guy who sucks dick for a livingI identified you by your posting style
>>145260972bruh
>>145260939It's called pattern recognition g
K-1 will save /heem/.
>Wake up>Drink warm Kvass left at bedside from last night>Take a shit>Get out of bed>Put down rug and pray towards black cube in a language I don't understand>Get in 2003 plate lada, no driving licence, never been asked to produce one by police>Drive to gym for morning training session, guy in car behind me is firing an AK47 into the air for fun, normal Tuesday>Arrive at gym, drink pre-workout Kvass in car>Enter gym, do warm ups and stand in line for hair length inspection, 3 of the brazzas have bum caned for having hair too long like girls>Training wrestling for 3 hours>There's a good amount of brazza sweat on the floor now>Take off shirt to maximise chances of contracting staph>Finish training, go for post-workout bathtub session with the brazzas>Khalid offered to clean my bamhole for me again, dis guy little bit weird >Drive home, car breaks down, visit the local lada parts store to get necessary parts>Arrive home>Cousin-wife #1 has cooked my favourite meal while cousin-wife #2 bought my favourite Kvass>Smesh them both in bed and fall asleep>Life is good brazza
>>145260972Mrs. Robert Whittaker is a real peach.
>>145260972
WADER YOU GONNA DO NATE? VOLUME PUNCH ME MOTHERFUCKER?
ban evading is a violates the 4chan rules
>>145260939
>>145260972What is wrong with you IC4 (A2)
>>145261020So is announcing a report
Lord have mercy why would Ronaldo Rodriguez a flyweight even attempt to spar Poatan.https://x.com/champrds/status/1849571142232580342?s=46&t=GsOzx0oamxp0vY5x8w8a2Q
>>145261020
>>145260968isorobal (persessä)
>>145261037correct
>>145261054a dad and his son
>>145261044Looks like one robussy’s daddies gave him his boi period
AND I'LL REACH FOR THE STAAAAAARS
>>145261054I can't tell who's who in there.
>>145261088rutles
>>145261054lmao when will they learn
>>145261088yea but who won this fight?
>>145261122(NC)
>>145261122Jesus looking back on this now Jones really wanted a murder charge this fight
>>145261122early stoppagedunh count b
>>145261122DC could have died there
>>145261122OHHHHHH THE ROIDED UP 28 YEAR OLD BEAT THE FAT 40 YEAR OLD MAN
How were the sleems today?
>>145261134whats so special about it looks like any other finish, with dc stumbling around like a goof
Poatan "I wish Ankalaev would win so I could make him wait longer but I can't see him beating Rakic"Based or Chama?
>>145261162two drawls to save prawjects
>>145261122THE 5'3 fat bantamweight got head kicked? No fuckin way that's insane. Only the GOAT could pull that shit off. Aspinall better watch out.
>>145261122"Yes Jon... kill him, make him suffer as you have. Let the (roid) rage take control" Big John whispers to Jones.
god I hope Max takes life-changing damage in this fight before being brutally heemed
>>145261193Would you abort these beautiful humans? SAD!
gassy crackers
>>145260508>AYYYYYE MANG DAS RESPEK FR GOTTA BE RESPEK CUX DIS GAEM RESPEK NOT NO DISRESPEK GOTTA RESPEK CUH GOTTA SHOW DAT LUV N RESPEK THO FR
DC would be a flyweight nowadays with our modern weightcutting techniques.
jfc this captcha is so fucin ghey
Daniel Cormier weighs 330 pounds today
>>145261122crazy how on top of the age, height and reach advantage that he had on every single one of his fights this nigga was also on roids
>>145261245hey now
>>145261193They fight right in.
>>145261122That is a fast fuckin kick tho on god
>>145261249And he could still clear out the heavyweight division.
>>145261223das rite
it's time we start talking about aspinall derangement syndromesome of you have a real bad case
athpinal
What would it take?
>>145261245Not funny
come find out saturday night
jdm will knock usmans malteaser head off
Why is DDP so sus?
>>145261332He's a gay man. Gonna do something about it?
GOAT
tapturo
>>145261332socioeconomic factors
>>145261332He owns being gay, unlike closeted brazzas.
ilia the shartador
>>145261349FUCKER
>>145261408>sadly There is literally nothing wrong with being gay.
>>145261349this is what I'd do to anyone in this thread.
But has Dana adressed this?
>>145261379it takes a real man to not be ashamed to act like this in public
Too slashed to heem puss
cumshot is missing weight btw
>>145261195Wow what a disaster. Whens dana gonna pull the plug?
tigers seejurs vs chamiv jrs kidney
why are russians so weak
i shid on bus
>>145261483no one can survive legendary polish power
>>145261483Sergei can only heem black pipo
>>145261264OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
damn you niggas are doing your best to fill in for the resident homo while he's gone. My most anticipated match this sadaday morning will be danny gay vs. the motown motor. there's NO WAY this one doesn't end in extreme violins.
>>145261483Shame about Pavlovich thought he was good man. Even paid to see that fight in MSG
>>145261483gaydor was undefeated in fake fights in japan
captcha told me to kys nice fucin ghey
>>145260972again? damn bro i think they may have a breeding fetish
me logging into heem.com
>>145261523procreative sex is the absence of fetish (mental illness)
>>145261547me logging off of heem.com
>>145261586
pic of me leaving 4chan
>>145261510Yeah danny gay won the story against lopes and gained confidence and height. It'll be a buck dismantling
>>145259724Nina when she sees that guru’s dick goes down to his knees
>>145261626right ina penith
>>145259912Half anglo half island coon
Pereddit is gonna be in a horror movie as a killer
Freddy vs. Alex Pereira
>>145261626im leaving too, fuck heem
K-1 heems
>>145261798Chaaaama.... chhhaaaama....
Max’s weakness is undoubtedly trash talk, he gets too islander brained and malfunctions
>>145261845brainlet confidence is top tier tho
>>145261817vs gustav
Dumpling was robbed
>>145261885
im feelin a holloway, whittaker, rakic underdog acca
>>145261881Against shitters it is
>>145261934Remove Rakic and you are correct.
>>145261934this but all those guys lose
>>145261928
only 6 days until i can post on a different device
Jannie was working OT this week
>>145261991get heemed
Bo.....
only 0 days until gane is an overrated shitter
niggal
what do you think isreal adesanya is doing right now
>>145262056gooning unironically
>>145262056Watching the My Hero Academia movie
i just let my dog in and he's walking slow with a red rocket like wtf is going on
>>145262084channel izzy
>>145262056Sitting bedside in his darkened room, just silent
>>145262084he got stylebendered b
Bo Nigger
>>145262112
thinking max cant win is fucking retarded. not even a fan of his btw tho b
>>145261960Test these high test testicles testiculating across the left side of yo cheek plaighboi. Respectfully.
>>145262138dats da crazy thing about dis sport brutha. we gonna fine out dis sataday nite!!
Bo NiggaHap NiggaTom NiggaAll niggas
>>145262162Are they from Africa?
>>145262155toon in u gon find out
>>145262139You are Chinese.
>>145262155yuo finna know it !!!!
>>145262137
Schaub
Favourite teleologic fighter?
>heem isnt a psyop
>>145262308>>145262365
>>145262313“Good Kid” Gane
>>145262387gimme jackslack
GODpuria... GODpuria will heem.
Topiaria? Yeah, Topiaria heems.
Is this "pysop" in the room with us sweaty?
nigga im more cooked than ryan dunn
>we finna find out sataday topuria boysoon.
>.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>145262550what if topuria believes in the heart of the cards? you really want to risk getting banished to the Schaub Realm?
Imagine letting another man lead you by the hand lmaooo no matter how wealthy Dana is you simply will never live that down in the eyes of a true alpha Male
>>145262578mind you that topuria is 5'6
>>145262578Pilloway sisters.......
>>145262639true
At the end of the day, the way this works, Max Holloway is the best boxer in the UFC, and Topuria's only win condition is boxing.
>>145262550so mych this,,,
>>145262672the arab fella jacks off with the hand he touched dana with
>>145260188I always knew I was right to boy whittaker
>>145262578*GULP* micropenisway below average havers....
Hourly reminder that Topuria will brutalize Max Holloway this Saturday. The pillow-fisted twig will be knocked out, then shit himself, then cry, then retire.If you have money, bet on an early finish.
>>145262702Trump will pardon him.
>>145260161i asked chatgpt and they were all the same except it picked Dan Ige
>>145262792Murphy is a Arnold Allen tier fighter. He's not good and will lose 3 of his next 4
>>145262742he could start a very successful podcast if that were to happen
>>145261523>breeding fetish
>>145262742unlikely, trump is a big fan of booking personal dates with porn stars. likely he upgrades our boy to the death penalty and then immediately calls christy to secure his crumb. many such cases
>>145261122manlet blackpill
>>145262578>humiliation ritualsits over
having that many children in this day and age is uncivilized, Whittaker doesn't even make that much money to support them
could training mma have prevented it?
>>145262365the entirety of /sp/ is gay, i'm afraid
I really need Scamzat to lose
Khamzat didn't betray sweden, sweden betrayed him
Just hexed ACKalaev and Copert.
>>145263183Speak for yourself I'm waiting on a chick to have wild sex with tonight
>>145263287What's his name?
Wait wait wait, THIS is the guy they found to fight Slobby Shitnigger? This sickly AIDS ridden monke?
>>145263198feel pride for your national
Forgot pic
>Make faggoty YT prediction videos for every card.>To stand out, always predict that the underdog will heem the favorite STIFF in the very first round, regardless of who's fighting.>Get constantly recommended to me even though I don't watch that crap ever.>20 viewsWhy do they make these videos?
>>145263369zatsissy has skinny wrists (sad)
>>145263183HereEveryoneEatsManhood
illia might have quick hands but max has the quicker brain
>>145263316Very funny. Haven't heard that on here a million times in a row. I'm seeing a post-op trans woman tonight who's 20x hotter than the goblina you're seeing. Couldn't care less about what your opinion is.
Ilia is a matador but Max is the blessed bull.
ilia is really that nigga unlike leon. leon never passed the eye test
>>145263641max couldnt even beat dustin poirer retard What makes you think he could beat ilia
someone make a /godne/ thread
>>145263696Peelia passes the eye test but max will still win
*heems the thread*
>>145263732No can do compadre
someone lmk when the new thread drops I'm off to ragebait on /g/
>>145263799No more new threads b.Heem is cancelled.
>15 minutes to make a threadsome other nigga do it
>>145263856
>>145261122DJ has better heems against better fighters (Cejudo won gold, DC didn't get a medal, and Joey B beat him) while being 80 pounds smaller.
>>145261483Those punches are so ugly, this is such an ugly heem.
>>145261510Murphy will manage to make it into a boring range kickboxing match
