KRAK Edition /hoc/vious >>145259937
>laffs
my avies :)
>>145263727>>145263727>>145263727>>145263727>>145263727>>145263727>>145263727
SCAAAAAAAARRRRR MAKARRRRRRRR
my bruins :(
>>145263760bud1
my avies!! :))Makar!
>>145263768your bruins :)
>>145263768Shut the fuck up. You guys have been good for last 15 years.
go canes :)
my avies! :))
>sorry calgary>carolina needs the points! >im not letting this whole win thing proceed
>bruins>lightning>laffswhich one is the biggest fraud?
Now that the dust has settled was Swayman worth his contract?
Fucking leafs suck man. Nothing ever changes. Fuck this whole team. Fuck shanny.
>>145263768Where did it go wrong BroonBros?>Patrice Bergeron>Connor Clifton>Matt Grzelcyk>David Krejci>Tomas Nosek>Jake DeBrusk>Taylor Hall>A.J. Greer>Nick Foligno>Derek Forbort>Craig Smith>Garnet Hathaway>Dmitry Orlov>Jakub Lauko>Jakub Zboril>Tyler BertuzziWho were their biggest losses?
>>145263727>>145263727>>145263727SHIT
>>145263727>Jack HughesKWAB
i hate when mountain bros play each other :(
>>145263796do you not know what penalties are or are you just mad in general
>>145263797Bruins clearly aren't making playoffs and the other two will easily be bounced in the first round
>>145263797The dogshit one.
GO!F............<⌒‿/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄L.......<⌒‿-......../ ̄ ̄I__IA.....<⌒‿-......../M.....<⌒‿-.......IE.....<⌒‿.-.......____/ ̄/S...........<‿/⌒_______/GO!
>>145263807no and the ruins have irreversibly kwab'd the goalie market cause of that faggot
>>145263797I hate them all so they are equal frauds
>>145263814Save your dignity. Commit seppuku.
>>145263823they never recovered from losing bergeron
>>145263841forgot the L, bud
>>145261186Told you
>>145263841>fucked it ipkwab'd and dawb'd
>>145263864Vladar sucks desu
>>145263807No. He's worth $6 million a year tops
>>145263807I don't get why Swayman would even sign a contract like thatWhy not just go to FA and sign with a contender if he thinks he's worth that.Instead he's stuck in boston jail for 8 years where the team will only get worse each year
>>145263841Ha you suck kys
yeah, I'm thinking we're back
>>145263870speak english in canada
GO!F............<⌒‿/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄L.......<⌒‿-......../ ̄ ̄I__IA.....<⌒‿-......../M.....<⌒‿-.......IE.....<⌒‿.-.......____/ ̄/S...........<‿/⌒_______/GO!(that's better)
>New Jersey KWABS
>>145263863but gary didn'tkwab
only shit teams today
>>145263891
>>145263807of course not, but that's the goalie market nowadays and he had all the leverage. you don't pay him you're stuck with dogshit korp and someone who doesn't have his visa yet. it's a bit of an overpay, but the alternative is much much worse.
Good news, lafftards. Trudeau will pay you to kys.
>>145263884He deserves it for asking too much
wildchads are looking good
why do Americans call their touques "beanies"? Are they hiding beans in there?
>>145263938cheaper than therapy
>>145263917bud won
>>145263906I found the flyers fan.KWAB
go clubbies
>>145263823pat maroon
>>145263933based boomer
>>145263832I know what momentum and nuance is. Something you probably are incapable of understanding.
>>145263950isn't a beanie one of those jamaican hats not meant to keep you warm
real class move by mcdavid giving his backing to the guy with three stanley cups and two gold medals
>>145263950No you dumb ass. Your head is your bean.
>Ross Colton is 2nd in league scoring
>>145263938The Canadian Dream
>>145263979mcdavid will learn how to win under crosgod unfortunately he'll be signed to the closed window oilers
Thoughts on my newest purchase?
Why is he never trusted
>>145263979even mcdavid knows he's a fraud
>>145264028has he sharted his last?
>>145264029why not literally any other question is all. Unless crosby fucked his dad, what the hell is he supposed to say
Canadians where do you go for free NHL?Trying to help out a friend. None of the stuff on nhl66 or onhockey is loading for him.
>>145263969>he didn't skate over to a guy who didn't have the puck and hit him directly in the head, that was just momentum >he didn't trip a player by holding his stick in the way of his legs as the guy tried to skate, that was just nuancebros... Alberta is looking even grimmer than we previously thought
I fucked your mom.
>>145264018duck's kicks
>>145263980your mom's head is a bean
>>145264082Tell your friend to quit being a poorfag
>>145264084I accept your concession.
>>145264082nice try, fed.
>>145264113this is why you don't drink, guys
knights play tomorrow. early game too
>>145263891>being back is being sucked off by the refs
I was willing to write off the Columbus game as just one of those games, but this one was a bit more concerning. The offense is horrible. They shot a lot but not many high danger chances. The PP is horrendous, Marc Savard is looking like a horrible hire since this is 8 straight games of terrible PPs.And most worrisome to me is Matthews has not looked great all year. 5 points in 8 games for a guy making 13.25m is not acceptable. You have to be a PPG minimum just to start to justify that salary. He has not been anywhere close to good enough all season so far.I still have faith they can turn things around but the last 2 games are concerning after the first 6 looked really strong.
>>145264094So did I, dad.
Mutant league hockey? It's an awesome game. Hope they remake it. I've heard a lot about it on hoc.
My Oilers play tomorrow. Its against a struggling pens team, and the perfect chance to start turning the season around.
>>145264094Why did you wait 900 seconds to lie on the internet?
Imagine getting punked bu Rasmussen of all players. Hughes is a soft jew
It's okay to admit that we fear their return.
>>145264123>sniff.. sniff ... WAAHHHHHHH IT'S NOT FAIR
When will Gary step in and do something about the San Jose Hockey Sharks?
>>145264169excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>145264178He'd have to do someting about all those loan sharks first
nacho
>>145264082>onhockeyIs that one of Santa's reindeer?
CANES CHADS
CANES SCARRRRRRRRRR
>>145264178When Gura streams (never)
the Albertan women or the Carolinian womenyou have to pick one
>>145264018Atrocious
>>145264215They look like Albertan women (sturdy)
eat rock candy
Flamesbros it's over, I'm going to sleep
Huomenta but the opposite
CANES SCARRRRRR AGAIN.NECAS' 100TH GOAL
Umm mountain bros...
I am so frustrated by this loss. They completely outplayed Detroit. I put this one on that Mercer penalty and Markstrom. He HAS to come up with one of those saves. That’s why we traded for him. I am not fully confident in either of these goalies at this point and I wouldn’t be shocked if the players are getting that same old feeling. Obviously not putting it all on them because there has been bad defense but you HAVE to make a save. There goalie made plenty. This was a tough one and now have to face the Islanders tomorrow. What an effort by Nico. If only it wasn’t wasted AGAIN. I don’t like to “doom” but not feeling great.
CANES CHADS SKAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
my canesies are running the fumes out of the fucking building :)
CANIACS RISE UP
>this is what happens when you claim mountainhood
wtf i thought the flames were good
>>145264253Carolina has mountains I think they got hit by the actual hurricane though
>>145264275LUL
>>145264169You're still not making the playoffs, and you live in Detroit you lose at life cunt
>>145264250good night :)>>145264274oh I'm rising alright
/hoc/ fears our power :)
>>145264277why?
>>145264296understandable
what does it mean to hit a lick
>>145264292this meme made the realize that none of these cities have real mountains except vancouver and calgary.
I think that if the Flames want to win the game, they're going to need to get more shots on net.
>>145264317You get it
>>145264336>this cope
>>145264123>Devils literally had a 6 to 4 Power Play advantage in the final 2 minutesLET'S GO RED WINGS!LET'S GO RED WINGS!LET'S GO RED WINGS!
>>145264293>MOOOOM THEY'RE STILL BEING MEAN TO ME MAKE THEM STOP IT'S NOT FAIR
>>145264018Nigga are those yeezys
posting another>/krak/for the anon at the game
>>145264366people keep posting hills and barging
The corpulent mexican devils fan is crying lol
>hoob getting fucking undressed and robbed by jack "outclassed midget" druryit's time for forced retirement
>>145264394*bragging
>>145264356>don't show up to the game>get blown outwhat is this strategy called flamesbros?
>>145264383>detoilet education is so bad this is the max level they can communicateNo reason to be sad I live in a non third world shithole
>>145264426"running on fumes"
>>145264439I'd correct you but I don't want you coming to Michigan.... yup it's horrible here stay away.
>No reason to be sad I live in a non third world shithole
>>145264356since posting this, the hurricanes have another 4 shotsthe flames have 1
>Mom I posted the picture AGAIN becuase it's my only personality trait!
>>145264391
All those Devlels PPs were fucking gifts.
>>145264439>MOOOOOM CAN'T YOU CALL THEIR PARENTS SND TELL ON THEM IT'S MEAN
/ k r a k /
SAACCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>>145264394it's more than calgary has though LOL
>>145264520That (((tripping))) call on Petry was clearly called in by Gary to defend his fellow tribesman’s team, Hughes
Going over to catch some >laffs salt, will report back
HOLY FUCK SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!
HAHAHAHAHHAHA Devil5 are so soft
krak'd
You're still not making the playoffs detoilet, enjoy getting absolutely gaped in our next matchup when your keeper isn't high off the lethal amount of drugs present in your tap water
>>145264676>not making the playoffs detoiletunlike /our kens/
>>145264084>canes goalie clearly intereferes with coronato >no call Perfect example of referee nuance (and favoritism) >by not giving the flames a powerplay it denies them of any momentum >keeping the score at 0 and keeping the canes probability of winning @ 95.2% Perfect example of referee momentum It's like you have no understanding of how Gary rigs games.
>>145264676>You're still not making the playoffsJust like my devils
>>145264676
Yep, I have a good feeling about my Kings tonight.
>>145264676You drink our piss water.
>>145264676>detoiletGet off 4chan. It's a school night, kid.
>>145264692>canes goalie clearly intereferes with coronatowhat the fuck are you talking about
>MOOOOOOM WILL YOU STOP FUCKING THE FAT BLACK NEIGHBOR AND MAKE THEM STOP BEING MEAN THEY SAID COACH QUEEF WAAAAAHHHHHH
>>145264761Jack is that you?
>>145264761jesus what the fuck new kind of sperging is this
>>145264562Why do all "mountains" south of the border look so fucking flat on google maps
Canes are dirty ass team. they lucky the refs favour them I can see the penalties from my seat.
>wangs fans getting cocky when they're currently barely holding on to a WC spot
HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY KINGSBROS
livin that /krak/life
>>145264803cuz they are all tall.colorado's tallest is 2k feet taller than canada's
SCAAAARRRRRRR MITTELSTADT
B E A N EANB E A N EANB E A NEAN
>>145264817It's our year
>>145264841This is false
my avies!!! :)))
>>145264810maybe on planet retard
It's that time again!
>>145264862sorry, alberta/bc
>>145264810I unironically love seats up there. Best fans
>>145264810based nosebleeder posterits incredible how well you can see the ice from up there isn't it
>>145264894alberta*it's called mt columbia lol
>>145264841Prominence is what matters. Not how high the plateau is
>>145264676>keeperNothing could be more whiny and have a bigger inferiority complex than a british devils fan
>>145264800MOOOMMMMM DAD CALLED HE SAYS YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING THE FAT NOG AGAIN
>>145264810dang even up there you can see the ice is shit
>uncalled calgary high stick >flames tards silent
>>145264729They better be at the shorks
>flims
>>145264803because they are all tall
>Keeper
Shit games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yow8YW3BLzI
based ivan x2
>>145264820meh
MY AVIES!!!! :DIVAN IVAN
>pootah
IVAN IVAN FIRST CAREER GOAL
The guy with the horn at the flames game reminds so much of 04
goal goal
>all the good teams are losing or already lostis it opposite day?
>>145264820With my fingers
>>145265036>good teams losenice meme
That's a fucking embellishment.
>my teamies
>deny them momentum >the canes WILL not lose or I will have your head
Gary made the call. No doubt about it.
>>145265101Gary calling in a puck strike.
FLAMES SCARRRRR
>>145265126The entire dome ready to kill the refs. They see it all for what it is.
>>145265095OUR teamies
>noooooooooo you should be allowed to shoot the puck at the goalie's head when his mask is off after the whistle went like five seconds ago and you had to regain possession in order to even shoot itmy opinion of albortions is fucking plummeting tonight
saaaaaar! they have completed the goalful
>>145265172OK retard.
>>145265183having fun talking into the mirror, cowpoke?
>>145265173Why is a leafs fan watching the flames?
did not know robbie schremp was playing in hong kong
>>145265172You're a retarded cock eating faggot that has never stepped on a sheet of ice before let alone skate on it. If you did you'd somehow break the ice due to being too fat.
>>145265172>he had an opinion of themkwab
randy has too much cock in his mouth to even see the game
>>145265210>>145265229now we know who the cope and seetheposters areand this whole time I thought it was Ed
not looking good for the clubbies
Kongies looking sharp in their black unis.
hate how everybody in this general has become an attention seeking sperg. just watch the damn game ya idiots
>>145265210holy fuck you are seethingmaybe take another swig from the bottle to simmer down
hey guys canadian here anyone wanna fuck my ass (indian males only)
What is the Grierplan?
>>1452652731993
>>145265256cope they can come back
>>145265256The honeymoon phase is over
>>145265288Sure we love turks here :)
>>145265288canada may never recover from this night
>>145265220I live in hope
>>145265284All I am doing is telling it how it is. You love cock, you eat cock. You can't skate, you're too fat. Where's the lie?
>stick is cocked right thereYou sure said it.
>>145265351the best part is that we all know that >250 lbs hands typed post
when are the good games
>>145265384I have soft hands
It's gonna be a miracle to have the Flames win. This one is being managed by the refs. They're not gonna let the Flames back into this one, sorry boys. Sorry to the anon who's there. You hate to get caught in one of these kinda games.
>>145265390the hands of a moneylender
> /KRAK//KRAK/> /KRAK//KRAK/It's our night krakheadsisters
>pucks deep>battle hard>shit postsSCARRRRRR KONGS
SCARRRRRRRRRRRR
>sj sharts
>>145265428I love some good shitposting
thought I was going to have fun watching Cellebrini on the Sharks this season and now I just resent them because they are so shit without him
my utahs :(
>>145265478can't win every night
>"Hey! Will Smith! Sing the Fresh Prince song for me!"
>.890vladar is batting below the mendoza line but retards will still defend him
go flames!!!!!!
>arena announcer lists mackinnon and middlestadt assists on ivan goal>nhl officially lists it as nothingpor que? gary, hello?
>>145265513that's a pretty mountainwhere'd you steal it from?
>>145265510He’s shit. Career ahl/backup. Don’t know why he’s playing more games than wolf
>>145265513dang what town is that?
Thoughts?
>>145265547banff
>>145265508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJPBPUV9kuw
>>145265557I shiggi
Beautiful Calgary skyline
FOE GOAL
>>145265585dumbass, that's bismarck
>>145265585mount tardmore
MY KINGSIES
>>145265633Game is getting spicy.
>>145265536Cascade mountain next to calgary
Shit fight
>>145265513Hey thats that place! I'm close to that place! >good luck ever having me go there tho >fucking tourists Hey, anon. You want a Jap gf? You go to pic related and you can get a Jap gf here. There are countless Jap tourists looking for BWC
>>145265665next to?
Why are the aves suddenly good?
>>145265677>ski resort has touristswoah bud, slow down, i think you're onto something here
im not your bud dude
>>145265665I reclaim it "Noel Mountain" in honor of my gf :)
>>145265739yea ur my BITCH
>>145265678walking distance desu
>>145265718>post summons a jap See?
who's winning the central, dallas, minnesota, or winnipeg?
>>145265739i'm the bud to your trb if you catch my drift
KONG MOGGING
>waaaaah we're getting another penalty!>I'm mad!>quick, let me hit a rookie in the head!flames are nogs
>>145265782imagine getting owned by japan and saying nothing back KWAB
>>145265718>>145265782Also Banff is not a ski resort you retard.
Glad the Canes (Who are a huge fraud team) are exposing the Flames (Who are even bigger frauds apparently)
>>145265807It’s called being based. Paul Maurice the best coach in nhl history won because he advocates for injuring players.
>>145265817Mt norquay is right beside banff retard
>no injury>give them the 4 minutes anywaygary is unironically looking out for his calgary children even though they have forsaken him
Really feeling that Swayman contract right now.3 GAA and .900 really screams $8.2m AAV to me.
>>145265796probably dallas because they have the best offence
see sometimes u just gotta throw a post out there and let others do the work, that's called being based
>>145265703A few reasons.>they don't have to outscore their goalie issue at the moment>avs are actually playing decent defense now>guys are stepping up in a big way for early injuries or absences on the top lines
My shorks :(
>>145265868Fuck off dylan KWAB
>>145265860Is Norquay Banff? Pretty sure it isn't.
Um Edmonton they’re showing mountains again. How will you respond?
>>145265703this guy isn't on the ice anymore
>>145265882At least Shorks are on the upswing. Kongs are going to be depressing in the next few years.
Hockey player gf will take me to Banff
>>145265899Banff is a national park. There are 3 ski hills in the park. Norquay. Lake louise. Sunshine. Now shut the fuck up pls
>>145265911Should’ve kept dubois
>>145265899holy fuck you're actually so stupid lol
>>145265925I took a fat Dubios this morn.
Weegar more like Wigger
>sh-sh-shut up p-p-please!lmao kwab
>UPDATE: Matt Rempe has been assigned to the Hartford Wolf Pack.
>jest
KRAK SKAAARRRRRRR!!!!
>Markstrom has an .891 SV% in seven games since the vast majority of national hockey media raked the Flames over the coals for trading him
my krakkers :)
>>145265807who are you quoting?
>>145265985Wolf is so much better
>>145265975excuse me anon this is exceedingly fucking gay can you please find a non-gay alternative with which to celebrate your goals
>>145264028>wholesome
>>145265923did you google that?
BOOOOOOOOO
>>145265967KWAB
>>145265882>>145265911I want to completely dismiss Grier because of the actual gutter trash he's serving up on the ice but the Barracuda are obliterating the AHL currently so as of right now the long game looks like it's a success.
fuck off
Logan O'Connor is a Connor why doesnt ever score any goals?
>>145265932At least I have divinity. Unlike you soulless slopes.
>>145264028Cause the flames coach sucks. He’s just there until the rebuild is over.
dammit yanni, stop trolling you fucking tard
>>145266018No l live in calgary and like skiing. Lake louise is the best desu
>>145266048he's actually a 0-Connor
I caught the puck :)
>>145266073frozen my ass off more than once at lake louise, christ it gets cold up there.
i think i;m in love with the female coach
>>145266087ayyyyy (lmao)Well caught anon.
>flames pp almost as small as your average jap >but not quite
>>145266097this is why there shouldnt be female coaches
audible>No way! Ya can't push the goalie in!immediately from the ref
>>145266088Did you come here as a tourist or something? How did you like it? I went there once at minus 30. Was pretty empty. Felt good
>>145266125where in the rules does it say that
>>145266097What do they do when she gets all hormonal on her period?
>>145266110japan flamed your ass badly now you're just a seething bitch about it. Stop bud.
Shorks really are shit.
This place would be a lot better without Stephen seething at the canes and flames.
>>145266141be very afraid when they lose
>>145266143>>145266155meds
>>145266143>h-he flamed your ass!! >s-stop please!
>>145266134i'm from US so i go back a few times a year and spend a month or so skiing across US and western canada if time allows. i switched to skiing a few years ago so still learning a bunch of new shit, but i really enjoyed banff in general. Sunshine was superb, Louise I've only done ~3 times but it feels challenging. Huge fucking hill, really good. Hoping to swing by there again this year but might go to Montana or Idaho instead.
>>145266073100% and its not even close Lake Louise is the GOAT
>the unpaid officials get riled upthey do it... for free?
>>145266187Have you bedded many Japanese girls?
Wish they'd go back to square pucks desu.
Kyle Connor needs to score a goal
SCAAARRRR KIVIRANTAAA
>>145266207a few but not the most enjoyable. recently an absurd amount of aussie tourists via Bumble, those girls are fucking freaky
SCARRRRR
>>145266187So you never even went to Norquay. You know why? Cause it sucks ass and no one even considers it a hill when you have Sunshine or Louise right next to you.
>>145266201The rat race at sunshine to get on the gondola make me want to kill myself
MY AVIES!!!!! :DD
Uh Utahbros?
>>145266231Sounds fun
>>145266155nobody seethes at the flames
terrible reads from Burns on that goalturned the wrong way and then just stood in empty ice covering no one
>>145266235I actually really dislike Sunshine. You're gonna think I am trolling but I prefer Nakiska over Sunshine. But if I am going its to Louise almost every time. You take a girl you wanna fuck to Nakiska cause its babbys first ski hill and women find it enjoyable.
>>145266234i've really only heard norquay in passing a few times lel now i want to go at least once just because i know there's one anon out there who has unbridled rage for it
H O O B OOBstatus: heating up
ok, wolf might've let /that/ one init would be 1-2
Flames are contender for biggest pretender
>>145266234I had norquay seasons passes for a few years cuz it was so cheap Louise card is probably better value.Rock garden on the back back side is a beauty
>>145266277You're gonna just end up wasting your day. But go right ahead, every retard needs to learn from their mistakes.
>>145266293Hooberstank
Gary's even activating the magnetic pucks now for you guyshave a little gratitude for the man
>>145266314it's never a wasted day when you're out on the hill with your old man and paying $15 for a poutine :)
>>145266143i love watching stephen hide behind other teams and other posters because he can't compete himself
>>145266349Holy shit is this real?
>>145266269I 100% agree. Sunshine being open forever is its best quality. Besides that it fucking sucks. And the god dang wind. I learned to ski at nakiska :)
kraken have got to score some goals. the girl on the muckleshoot casino commercial seems like she'd be real mean to me.
lol
He could've fucking stopped that. Not good enough from 34
SCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Do you think McDavid has a nice hog? Can’t stop thinking about it.
CANES SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>145266354nocats don't actually exist
>tfw sennies still badWhen will WE be back?
>"If yer gonna rim it, ya better RIM IT HARD!"
Calgary Frauds
gg canes refs weren't as bad as other anons were making it out to be canes earned the win we'll get you in your building later on in the season
CANES WIN\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
>>145266433>takagi poster is the most sane flamiacas expected 2bhgg, see ya thennow go back to dabbing on edmonton because edmonton losing lol hehe funny
Wolf would have won
flamesbros the rebuild is back on
GG CANIACS>>145266460Darth Vladar is what kept them in it the most
>>145266349our avies :)
>>145265703gary made a few calls and told utah to stop winning so much or the 4chan faggots will start bitching like they did with vegas
>>145263864
my kongs winning
>>145266428just like my oilers
>>145266472and now hes DEAD
>>145266458Taking things too seriously especially the NHL is silly. Id rather just have fun with it all.
SSSSCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>145266458Not true i am saner
>>145266509
>>145266492Your kongs are picking on the retarded kid.
>sharks kings is on cable but jets kraken isn'tuhhh sportsnet?-__-
Who will be the NHL's first shark victim
>>145266614Yes goy
>>145266492If they can't even beat the Shorks its over.
>>145266614It's on TSN
>>145266601We got bullied by the knights so it’s fair
Fuck Gary
>>145266627I volunteer as tributeVore me Gura
>>145266637oh yea you're rightcould've sworn tsn didn't have nhl rights, only chl for hockey
gimi
>takes easter bong rip>gets raped
.948 (when he's not relieving)
>>145266676What is this phenotype?
Please score schwartz
>>145266686he will survive the winter
>>145266686the nixon
i picked calum richie to score because i didn't realize he got sent down to the ooopsiedaisy
bud1
>>145266701>I am not a cuck *shakes jowels*
no matter which team I watch there is always some retard in a sharks jersey there
was the break in a coup to make ford president
well at least it wasn't a pp goal
Stop talking about PPsYou're making McDavid hungry
>>145266672have sex
>>145266761It's a good jersey unlike the sharks themselves
every exciting thing in history is actually secretly way more exciting and i'm the only one who knows :)
>>145266761We spread like a fungus similar to Flyersfags.
>>145266800>responds to an ancient postKWAB1... BUD1
>>145266790D I C K T H EF U C KI N
>>145266800the governor took your ass virginity
My life would be a lot easier if i had a slave. Any volunteers?
>>145266342daddy pays for everything
>>145266800have gex
JIM THE OTHER DAY AT THE AIRPORT TOLD ME STEVE IF YA THINK WINNIPEG CAN WIN THE CUP GIMME A HELL YEAH AND I GIVE A OOOHHH HEELLLLLL YEEAAAUUUHHHHHHHHH *glass shaters*
The only cup the jetties are winning is a large cool mint listerine slurpee.
>>145266891gary will have them bounced in round 1 like he always does probably to vegas
Winnipeg was comfy when I visited
>>145266815good post, i think his doujinshi has lines like this tooprobably where he got the line from
>>145266934comfy is just a code word for boring desu
Exciting game tomorrow.Stoppable force vs moveable object.
gonna be honest i'm saving my good posts for the fresh thread so I get more (yous)
>>145266969what is boring a code word for
airborne marners emanate
>>145266999not at this hour
BRUCE THERE IT IS
>>145266999low energyyou post whats good right in the moment regardless of post count
gonna be honest i'm saving my bud1 posts for the fresh thread so I get more (seethe from raped bitch)
i'm watching kate bush videos at 50% speed
>>145267037Pretty based
https://youtu.be/VupT9JCJaOYit's ul
>>145267053up*also SCAAAAAARRRRRRR
holy fuck kraken tied it up!
SCARRRRRRR
it's not gonna be that easy winnipeg
this new captcha and timer is fucking stupid
watching my clubbies play at 50% speed while the avs play at 100% speed
krakbros, we are so back
>>145267081schizo traffic is way down in a number of threads
The timer isn't long enough. Newfags should be forced to lurk ten months before posting.
BENIS GONNA
>>145267090we'd get 8 months of peace from you at least
>>145267096BENIS GONNA BEEN
Gary time
eggsdra dime :DDDD
I gave 4chan my work email in order to make the timer go away
>>145267138I just made a new one. Also you're retarded.
>>145267138lol what kind of job
>>145267138What timer?
wow
>>145267138didn't know mcdonalds gave emails now
lame, oh well at least we got a point
Hey NHL, WE DRINK YOUR BLOOD LOLOLOL
>>145267159yep
wowwwwwwwww
getting 1 point is like getting 3 points for shorkfags
the sharks players look like a bunch of vanilla midgets
can the next thread be hv71 themed
Kraken too busy having hard ons for the mommy coach to actually play the game.Well in every other game I go for the kraken. Otherwise the only good. Games tonight were:Leafs v bluesCanes vs flamesKraken vs jetsNothing else was good
Shorks going for another high draft pick this year.
>>145267211
>>145267214the rebuild was supposed to be over
>>145267212She needs to be more aggressive with the ball draining, if you ask me
its time to put an end to this charade
>>145267223maybe on planet retard
>bombstonshamfur dispray
>>145267236She's cute when she's angry
>>145267238the oceans of planet retard
the retardasauraus rex
>the wongs are ahead of the laffs in the standings
>>145267263
>goose chin
in b4 shorks score
>>145267266
the boys chat is saying hockey is a solved sport is this true? say it aint so
>>145267307kek thats fuckin hilarious
remember i am baking
>>145267310sadly true, you just gotta get pucks deep and go to the net
it better be good
lemme know when to bake
based Rittich tossing a Shorkies stick away.
>>145267211>signs Chris Abbott to be their GM for the next 3 years after having to play a 7 game series to stay in the SHL>3 months into his tenure he accepts to become Vice President of Pro Player Personnel for the Hurricanes>his twin brother is a coach for the Chicago Wolves and definitely made the move possible, completely fucking over Hv71
>fiaslco
>>145267307Jack ''People pay to watch me get laid out'' Hughes
>>145267373Gee its so nice having him instead OF FUCKING BROCK FABER #1 FRANCHISE DEFENSEMAN
>>145267380>>145267380>>145267380nu
NO HOPENO HOPE
>>145267383fucking faggot
>>145263829I know that feeling bro
>>145267081>>145267090>>145267138I did it to spite the jannies (come on!)The jannies (come on!)So you can take that timerAnd stick it up your (yeah!)Stick it up your (yeah!)Stick it up your (yeah!)
Did LA Kings' Carrlyn Bathe get botox? she looked fucking bad.