H20 themed as requested
thanks fiala you FUCKING RETARD
>>145267386Can't fucking stand him. Why did dumbshit retard Blake trade BROCK FUCKING FABER for this dipshit?
they're gonna ruin the homecoming
SCARRRRRRR WE'LL TIE IT UP NOW AND GO TO OT
>sens>sabres>wongs>hasbs>flyers>ducks>jacketsWhy are there so many perpetually rebuilding teams that never actually take the next step and start to be competitive?
sharks put up a fight
At least the shorks made it interesting
We'll never win again
>>145267391Rob Blake loves his fellow retards
canadians make the worst fucking hoc OPs
>>145267380we're more of a saddle club general anyway
>Kongs win>They're still somehow fucking trash
>>145267247Cope its a love triangle between Chris Sutter and Nishikata Huska. Potentially Nolan Trotz too.
>>145267414figured you for a sleepover club man
>>145267411You'll beat >us on Tuesday
>>145267413I wouldn't expect any less from chambers
>>145267413not enough anime for ya?
>>145267429we know it's you dylan you shoot retard stop trying to frame innocent people
>>145267412I think he's highkey still bitter about ripping off the C in 2001 and getting traded to the Aves. Fuckin sabotage job.
dylan sucsk
Good Guy Mitch is does everything in his power to not earn more money on his next contract. That's really nice of him!
Ok here's my trip. You guys don't want me here, i won't be here. No more webms. No more ranger posts. No more complaints. No more jokes. No more banter. Nothing.Goodbye.36 Chambers##olddirtybastard
Did the guy who raped him get away with it?
it doesn't matter if he got away with it
>>145267477he was brutal tonight
>>145267435nope. its chambers
>>145267539fuck you
>>145267539blues are a weird team
>>145267477another canadian basket case looking for redemption on a one year league minimumhe and mackinnon already practiced together this summer, it's pretty much done
>>145267579i'm pretty sure he's getting at least 10.5 million per year from somewhere
>>145267539>talking about hockey in /hoc/
>talking about dylan in /bud/
>>145267621Go to the fucking penalty box
>>145267646nice image
My debbies are still making the playoffs
>>145267661Unlike my islanders
Shit league
nine is german for no
>>145267620I hope he's not getting the call from Team Canada to play in the 4 Nations. That would be extremely funny. He's currently sitting at 28th in points by Canadian forwards and has Tom Wilson just behind him who I heard is pretty much a lock to play.
>>145267762can't wait for the team to be named and the shit posting that will occur
bud1
>>145267380>H20I coomed to feet
Well my Kraken looked good tonight but it sure would've been nice to get the W. We still had a great night, feels good to be back watching live hockey. Shoutout to that one anon for krakposting for me tonight, you a real one.
>>145268005NEXT TIME.. THE 'CANES
Taking a Edmonton Oilers right now
>>145268141this will be the moment that people look back on
>>145268141kino
>>145268141fucking mogged
>>145267380How come the one on the left was never in any CW show?
>>145268141Keep this photo and keep that energy for the last game of the season when we go off to the playoffs and your team goes home for the 9th straight year
>>145268199go to bed jack
>>145268199
>>145268250got another print out with the banner to be hung?
>laffs
>>145268268perennial post
>>145268274much like>ded wongs
>>145268005I didn't krakpost for you. I did it for me.
>>145268141>>145268141same energy as that panthers guy up in the face of the >laffs goalie
>>145268301that was the playoffs
>>145268301>plays for anaheim nowThats why you dont tempt fate
>>145268301and then barbashev knocked him out of the series in the final KWAB
>>145268141the weak should fear the strong
>>145268141This was antisemitic violence and Rasmussen should expect a home call from the AJC very soon to begin his sensitivity and holocaust awareness training. A trip to Auschwitz (paid by the Detroit Red Wings organization) should also be mandatory.
>>145268389>Woke up>red Wong wonToday is a good day
>>145268141
>>145268426>mouth guard immediately hanging out his mouthi fucking hate zoomers
JUSTUS
>>145268426
>>145268426based. cast the devils back to hades.
>>145268301was Radko Gudas, natch
>>145268471>long live the mastergudas lost then got sent to the asshole of the world to live out his days
>>145268005Was coming in here before waging to say good on you guys for forcing overtime against the Jets. I bet they expected a shutout.
>>145268495cope hes a captain
>>145268523All I want is for a son to grow up to be like Radko Gudas.Doesn't have to be a hockey player, but just as a man.I'll consider my life a success.
>i want my son to be like radko gudas
>>145268471>Woll
Bulju's return to Edmonton tonight lads
>>145268495>Laffs lost then got sent to Tronna to live gay amongst pajeets. Fify
>>145268326At least he wasn't forced to play for >laffs
new mystery player just dropped
>>145268764>Ivan Ivan didn't create much offensively, besides a rush up the ice where he beat a couple of Ds with his speed and then slip by a third to enter the zone with possession. He is a much better skater than I thought when I watched video. He is also quite effective on the penalty kill. -EliteProspects 2020 NHL Draft Guide
radko gudas
>>145268781KWACB
What if this fag had been drafted by any team that's not in California? He'd probably not adopted this faggy surfer chill dude persona and been a much better hockey player.
>>145268705I hope the pens win and bulju lights it upbut I just know the pens will job and help the coilers back on track
>>145268341>pastrn-ACK
>>145268799Surfer dudes are extinct in California. Just smelly brown people now.
The Knights play tonight :)
>>145268904so?
>>145268904>>145268915so the broship will get a win tonight
>>145268918that's pathetic
>>145268918>>145268904based and true on all accounts
>>145268602>Ras doing his part to defeat the zionists.
>>145267380>>145267431All 3 of them were really pretty. I don't remember a single episode however
>>145268904source?
>>145268781This machine kills canadians.
>>145268973he lost to a team with one of the highest percentages of canadian players in the league
Power play is back. Like last season they started 0/20 something then they were 6th in the league.>>145268141>>145268426lmaoThe fuck is this gay shit with the email. Dude 15 min. WHAT THE FUCK.
>>145268996imagine not being a passchad kwab
>>145268989He beat the team with the biggest collection of gay soft pusys in NHL history.
>>145268996>power play is backahh yes the renowned power play system of steve spott
>>145269003beating the laffs isnt an accomplishmentplayers have been doing it for over 50 years
>>145269013Yeah soilers and laffs are dogshit, I agree.
>>145269035much like gudas
>>145269035just like my stars
>>145269043No, Gudas has played on quality teams, unlike soilers and laffs.
>>145269079quality teams? how many cups did he win?
>>145269079>if you lose you winrmyt
>>145269082As many as your shit team, but without the gay.
>>145269096yeah, equally dogshitthat is what i thought
>>145269085>>if you lose you winYes
>>145269101>dogshitYes, they are.
Are the Jets good or massive pretenders?
this is antisemitism
>>145269238no, this is sparta
>>145269238>stay down jew twink
>>145269238the ameripussi fears the canachad
>>145267380Marry, fuck, kill.
>>145269297
>>145269238>turtlethe american player's natural position
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>1452693671 9 9 3
jack hughes
>steals the king's (with no rings) crown in his own cityKWAB
>>145269424>rags
>>145269238with jews you lose
To the people hating on MSLI've started to see more and more people, especially on Facebook comments (where all the greatest minds gather), bashing MSL and wishing for a different type of coach.To you people, I ask you, please PLEASE look at the lineup we iced yesterday. Take a GOOD LONG look. This is genuinely one of the worst habs team ive ever seen. I think a lot of us had our hopes up this season because we imagined what the team would like if literally everything went right : Dach solidifying himself as a 60+ points 2nd center, first line producing at a ppg pace, Laine... The reality is our roster is absolute garbage right now.Now, when we have a healthy Laine, a rusted out Dach, Demidov, Hutson with more experience, and we STILL give performances like last night, then yeah i'll be the first one suggesting a coach change. But I cannot fathom how some people look at a lineup with a second line made up of Kapanen Newhook Armia, a defense made up of 20 year olds and think "yeah, the coach is the problem".Bonus : let's keep giving Hutson a shit ton of minutes, I could not care less about the turnover. The stakes are basically nonexistent right now, let him play and learn. He's literally our most fun player to watch by far (Suzuki getting back there tho). That's it, thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Why do sensaturds obsess over the fanbases of other teams?
Thank God it's Friday
>>145269424unbelievably based
if i were chief janny, i'd range ban the sunbelt
>>145269408This would be perfect with Onions Booru's hat shopped on his head.I'd do it but picrel is my best shoop to date.
if I were a janny I simply wouldn’t do anything at all
>>145267380>Still no gfIt's tough out here bros
>>145268989kwab
You may not like it, but this is what peak Conn Smythe looks like.
>>145270027in that photo
>>145270027>you get scored on>now headed for the golf course>some hairy gorilla with terrible breath screams in your faceNot a good day.
Can’t believe people glazed him so hard
>>145270028>In all blue>3 apples highWhich Smurf is Mitch Marner trying to be?
>>145270047
>pooins
>>1452700967 days until the Finnbowl :D
>>145270027Gary should have suspended him for this chimpout
Garybros..
>>145270145I think some interns are getting fired
>>145270145>>145270153>declining ratings everywherethank you gary
who the fuck are these cunts?
>>145270021At least you'll draft high in the upcoming gf draft
>>145270145Wow who would have thought scheduling your big event on a Tuesday evening at the same time as NBA's opening night would end in disaster?
>>145270145>>145270153Reminder >Bettman has some cool keepsakes in his office, including a 6,000-piece Lego Stanley Cup and a copy of "Canada's Olympic Hockey History" autographed by Stephen Harper. But he also has "a large poster of the commissioner as a costumed superhero, rendered by Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee."
>>145270207Appreciate your optimism and encouragement
league standings>1 winnipeg>2 minnesota>3 dallasis central supremacy back?
>>145270305Fraid so
>>145270305>Wild>2Is Gary trying to repair the image of pedophiles?
>>145270243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2TebuA4EAw
>>145270350>not even Stan Lee could help grow the game It was over before it even began
>>145270243Lego Stanley Cup sounds pretty based desu. All that Marvel shit is cringe though.
>>145270327russians
>>145270145>>145270153It's so over
>senatards >debbies >black cocks >pen(i)s
winners:knightsdevilspredsoilers
>>145270350gary has wanted the youth connection for yearsfailing miserably along the way
>>145270446he always reminds me of how do you do fellow kids
>>145270481based rat jumpin in as the third man
>>145270481Softer than MMA
>>145270481I felt second hand embarrassment for pasta
DIII starts today :)
scrolling through this thread the amount of retarded posts is off the charts
>>145270520to be fair why is tkachuk always fighting non-fighters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY0OqhZJFLw
>>145270607based I need to see my local collegepuck team play
>>145270637Tkachuk tells them they aren’t good at hockey
What is the most lopsided power play of all time
>>145270782What do you mean? Like compared to the PK or just within a specific game?
>>145270782my penis
Helllo I watched too much hockey today and roasted all my bones. I drank some beers too down at the roadhouse.
Didn’t ask but am glad for the update
The jets are now 7-0
>>145270782>OH AH AH AH AH!Sorry, wrong band.
Its Nevada day
What happened?
>>145270808Do you guys remember when the oilers power play was 90% at home and barely scratched 40% on the road
>>145270819rest up bro
My Harvards play today against a team that should be even worse than they are :)
>>145270782beliveau scored a hatty on a single powerplay once. that's pretty lopsided.
>>145270782the pens in the late 80s scored 120 ppg one year.
>>145270847 they're Nevada gonna make it.
Who wins?
>>145267380What happened?
>>145270782
>>145270958florida>>145270961HE NEEDS SOME MILK
>>145270958The local tree spirits will bless Sasha with a hatty
>>145270960shit goalies
>>145270389>My manchild toys are better than other manchild toys
>>145270958why are all the stars players finns but none of the panthers players are?
>>145270958Split (also it should be a best of three wtf Gary)
>>145270999CHECKED
No i mean, isn't a 5 on 1 PP possible? What kind of chimpout would be required on the part of the down team to cause this?
>>145271007welcome, new friend. salt lake city?
Gary is gatekeeping the 5v1 kino from us
>5 on 1 PPeasy kill against my habbies, i'm afraid. :(
>>145271007The real question is can your goalie be the extra attacker? Like on a delayed call
>>145270958Retard
>>145271007If only the rule book were published online somewhere
>>145271067goalie can't cross the redline
>>145270958Gary
>>145270961based ovi
Who do you want on the 1-man PK? I think you have to go with a Matt Rempe or a Tyler Myers. Size first. Length. Wingspan
>>145271091
>>145270891she's not dating anybody with a net worth of less than $3 million
>>145271092those guys are both awful hockey players
>>145271097sus image
>>145271133lil bit
>>145270958Florida
>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs>laffs
>>145271252they have a woll though
>name is wall >isn’t
Reflecting on this makes it clear how fraudulent the coilers were even last year.
>>145271297is that supposed to be intimidating?
>>145271311I miss /iihf/
>>145271338rags are the only decent team they played over that stretch
>>145271408Exactly and looking at their schedule this year I don’t foresee an opening where they recreate that streak
>>145271450they wont need it, this season is going better
Sabres :]
>>145271458Is it though?
>>145271483they only had 3 points after 7 games last season
>>145271048fraid so
Sennies :3
>>145271505So they’re “better” by a factor of two pts
>>145271531
real standings
>>145271584the difference in typeface for Ottawa and Senators triggers my autism
>>145271609not like this Utah H-ACKy club bros
>laffshehehe
>>145271548yes, betteronce the coilers reached 5 points last season they went on to lose another 4 gamesthe bar is extremely low to be better
>>145271609i hate gary and his stupid "keep the standings close" point system so fucking muchshould be>wins>ot wins>so wins>so losses>ot lossesit's the most objective and correct
>>145271623>whats that my team that is less than 10 games within the season isn't doing as well as I wanted them?! *throws jersey on ice*Those manchildren deserve NOTHING.
>>145271648>stupidjewish
>>145271648>3 2 1 0 -1i like it
>>145270960That little fag couldn't defend for his life and just gets overrun by anyone over 6'0.
Mutant league hockey is awesome bros, ran an emulator of it after all the talk, the goalies look cool.
>>145271914this is just making me think of some tv show
yep Im thinkin the leafs pull an oilers and lose to the oilers in game 7 of the finals
>>145270960Keefe forgot to come up with a defensive system.
>Rangers closing in on Lafreniere extension. Told by industry sources it will be seven year deal coming in at under $7.6M per.
>>145272001Shelly can't spell system
why the FUCK did our flames lose yesterday
I love the Athletic power rankings articles just to see how upset some people get. Go ahead and tell everyone you are cancelling your $1/month subscription. Rant, swear and call names. Your team probably isn’t as good as you think. Best part is, it’s a subjective ranking.
>>145272068I hope some of those buildings are still standing.
>>145272086That is banff not jasperAs of now banff is still standing
>>145272078But objectively shit and for retards
Remember when anon said Swayman would carry the bruins to a cup this year?
>>145272151Nobody thought the bruins were anything beyond a first round exit
Swayman will carry the bruins to a cup this year
>>145272151I never said that
>>145272164Oh no I was explicitly told he was better than Bob and would carry the bruins to a cup and that’s why they should pay him 10 million a year
Why are the aves suddenly good?
>>145272182they aren't
>>145272182>ducks>sharks>krakheads>coyotes There is your answer
Blue Jackets
>>145272103do banff people support calgary teams?
>>145272165He'll carry them to a first pick in the draft
>>145272212SUCK LOL more like poo poo jackets
>>145272228that isn't their name
Wagiebros only 3-4 hours to go
>>145272313
Not wagin' today :)
Mutant league hockey (genesis version) is what all the kids are talking about (per a teacher) Get on board or get left behind, dusters
>>145272253Stay strong wagiebro!
>>145272330trb ahhh post
heaven knows im miserable now
>>145272422what's wrong anon?
>>145271397Was thinking about it this week too.Soon anon, soon.
watching final destination on ifc :)
>>145272449at least we'll have wjc in december
>>145272428i was looking for a job and now i found a job
not asking :)
>>145272458jobs suck :(
Neighbor's dog is beeing noisy again
>>145272458Congrats on finding one! I'm looking for a new one currently
not asking again
I'm still asking
>>145272498we all know Ron stabbed you in the back
lost my chapstick, went out and bought new chapstick>found old chapstickGod is testing me
i did ask
>>145272550I hate when that happens
>>145272550I lost my driver's license last year and looked for hours and checked literally everywhere for it and couldn't find it, and then as soon as my new one arrived I found it
>>145272574How do you not have it just in your wallet dawg
>>145272574Simulation goblins at it again!
>>145272550chapstick is for dick suckers.
>>145272584It fell out of my wallet. I ended up finding it under my car seat even though I checked there multiple times and somehow didn't see it
>>145272598I thought they didn't issue drivers licenses out to retards?
>>145272608I was surprised too
>>145272608why would you think that?
>>145270103yes, will be very ebin :-D>>1452709581 win for each
Many men many many many many menDidn’t ask me Lord they don’t pry no more Can’t find the guy who asked before
>>145272608have you ever been on the highways? they're overflowing with retards
Happy Nevada Day bro's
Good times for a changeSee, the luck I've hadCan make a good manTurn badSo please, please, pleaseLet me, let me, let meLet me get what I wantThis timeHaven't had a dream in a long timeSee, the life I've hadCan make a good man badSo for once in my lifeLet me get what I wantLord knows, it would be the first timeLord knows, it would be the first time
>>145272619Because every Uber or cab driver I've had tells me they were doctors in their home country, or has all the solutions for the worlds problems.
>>145272608they only deny bud tier ones kwab
>>145272642That's what you get for trying to start a conversation with a car.
>>145272214Southern alberta is flames territory. Red deer is the border. So banff is flames land. There are probably double the oilers fans than flames fans because of gretzky and now mcbaby
>>145272608they do on island retard
>>145272653*Double across the province. Southern alberta is still flames land
>>145272608Cyclists for the win
So was there a given reason why Otter didn’t start in Boston?
imagine telling the 2008 oilers that they'd be much more successful than the flames over the next 16 years lol
>>145272673They knew that boston was so weak that they could give him a night off
>>145272658? britain has much higher driving standards than us
>>145272698LOL LMAO
Everyday I'm dumping the body
>>145272698If they had guns there would be hundreds of road rage casualties every day
>>145272673Good test for their backup
>>145272704ikr, hilarious that he thought we had harder exams.pretty sure you don't even need to drive to get a license these days, just complete the multiple choice part.
>>145272658>Isle of Ely>LandlockedConfirmed
>>145272709i drove around britain last spring and was again amazed at how good they are [in comparison], everyone using the passing lane properly, no aggressive cutting across lanes, blinkers, etc.
>>145272658>no south riding>no wessex>no norsex>no thereford>no peacewick>no southants>no squashwall>no winterset>no lesser londonshit world building
i failed the parallel parking section of my driver's test and still got my license
I don't need a driver's license to ride my cute little electric scooter
For me it’s the Bristol XL Bullies
>>145272866mine forgot to make me do it
>>145272866Have never done parallel parking on a drivers test. On my final drivers test i almost failed because at the end he asked me to back in to the spot at the testing centre, and i assumed the test was over so i whipped in to the spot without doing any head or mirror checks and he deducted me like 10 points but still passed me. I consider myself a good driver.
>>145272888do you also deliver breakfast burritos?
>>145272895loved seeing them maul the Tyneside Toddlers
>>145272866same. I still don't know how to do it
>>145272906>>145272909my instructor was an asian woman so i knew i had it in the bag as soon as i saw her anyway
>>145272929Just like my islanders
>>145272866>>145272929>pull up so your drivers/passengers window are equal with the other car's rear passenger windows>turn wheel 360 degrees>foot off the pedals>car backs perfectly and corrects itselfthats how our autistic teacher taught us and it works 100% of the time
Only city cucks need to parallel park
How many games has your team won including the preseason
>>145272987Thanks
Gary is pissed yall didn’t tune in for the Frozen Frenzy
>>145273080Tell Gary that I watched it, I don't want to be on his bad side
>>145273080Why the fuck would anyone hop between 16 different games for the entire night instead of just watching the ones they want to? It's an 82 game season, a Tuesday night in October means absolutely nothing.
>>145273080I'll buy the jersey to make up for it
>city>drivingholy shit ruralcels are retarded
>>145273080Tell Gary to schedule it on the weekend next year, Intern
>>145273080>copy redzone without understanding why redzone works (football has moments where scoring is predictable, hockey does not)>no one watchesgary is a shoot retard
>>145269238is he the most punished player of current times?
>all this>for shit player>rags
>>145273257>has a decently good start >but we're less than 10 games into the season>gets 50 million dollars extensionI've seen this one before. He's going to "mysteriously" stop producing now right?
>>145273355quiet quitting is rangers culture
>>145273257Xander Bogarts gets paid 6x as much to do fuck all for the San Diego padreswhy are hockey wages so fucked?
>>145273389There are too many players and not enough revenue
>>145273389salary cap, which mlb needs desperately (see ny/la WS)
>>145273389Mom and pop league please understand
>>145273128i fucking wish
>>145273355just like my petterson
Some of the golden knights/sens should check out mtg worlds while they're in town
>>145273257who wins?
>>145273520>they should spend MORE time around sweaty unwashed menwhy?
>>145273520Eichel is more of a Yugioh guy
>>145273520I'm making a ttrpg system and it's mind numbing how many retarded scenarios have to be covered in the rulebook. players are going to do stupid asinine shit
it's time for harvard women's hockey
>>1452735497 and a half tickets plus tip for a 50 point scorer is absolutely wicked
It's retard o'clock
>>145273810Don't they have class?
>>145273821they didn't come to play school
>>145273821I believe they send their underlings to do that for them
>>145273355Yes lol
>>145273389There’s a numale ball thread in the catalog
>>145273821classy women don't go to college
Thread moving so fast nobody will know I'm a gay retard
>>145273928your flames sweater gave it away
>>145272698Driving tests are different by each state.
>>145273257Pretty good considering other teams have routinely been giving their 20 year olds 8+ million dollars
>>145273424WrongIt needs a floor because a third of the teams are a farm team for the large markets.
>>145274231Just like my islanders
my krakkies lost yesterday :(
>>145274286don't worry, our kens will recover vs carolina
There's never been a more hyped team than 2024-2025 Oilers.>Had 104 pts last season>Barely made it past 2nd round w/ Canucks using backup goalie and #1 goal scorer>Only got past Stars cause they shit the bed and Miro was trash>Lost SCF>Get even older>Still have all of NHL media proclaiming you the biggest SCF in historyIt's fucking bizarre.Now all these same people going>"They're too SLOW! They don't have elite DEFENSE!"....Yet it's the exact same roster they all declared was so elite just two weeks ago.I hate NHL media so much it's unreal.
>>145274302If only the NHL allowed for contract restructures and could make moving contracts easier…
bros, you got to get an emulator and try mutant league hockey, it's like chel 93 but spooky. Really fits the october theme. I wish they would remake it for modern systems
just closed my work laptop. weekend is officially here bros :)
>>145274357If you're done working then so am I. Cheers bro
>>145274357Based I still have one more hour at the powerpoint factory
>>145274357it's monday for me
>>145274302And as soon as they turn it around and start playing like an NHL team again those same media heads will be sucking bouchard's cock and praising the oilers defense again
Did the Shorks improve their team at all during the offseason?
>>145271914Those are some rose tinted glasses there fren. the game ran at like 8 frames a second. worse than the road rash games.
>>145274302>Only got past Stars cause they shit the bed and Miro was trashHoly cope buddy the stars are dogshit
>>145274302You forgot>had the least man-games lost to injury in the entire league
>>145274302>Only got past Stars cause they shit the bed and Miro was trash>only won cuz the stars were garbagelmao yes
>>145274567Dallas was holding Edmonton at bay until game 4. If anything their dependence on Heiskanen was the real reason they lost in the end.
>>145274586Maybe heiskanen is a shitty european who can't play big boy minutes
>>145274596He plays almost half an hour a game. Dallas has nobody else on that defense trustworthy enough. You’re going to kill him eventually.
>>145274600So much for being the deepest team in the league huh
>>145274607I never said that. They need defensive depth more than offensive depth. Edmonton went to the finals with Kulak and Ceci, stars couldn’t trust Lundqvist at all. Just handicaps you when you okay with 5D every game
NHL video games ranked:!) Mutant League Hockey@) NHL2k4
>>145274586>>145274600>dallas was doing okay until they weren't
People who asked ranked:
nobody gives a fuck about mutant league hockey
>>145274641Where's Eve Online?
the mutant league hockey gimmick is even gayer than the gay wizard
>>145274352the boys at mutant put in too much hard work for me to play an emulator for free without feeling guilty. Now if I were able to put in a pre order for a new game that might be a different story
one more bong until the weekend arrives
>>145274705it's probably the same retard
>>145274647Edmonton was still going to win that series btw. Dallas just lost the plot after allowing that Janmark SHG. Series just flipped from being tight to Edmonton raping Dallas.
>>145274748Aight I’m glad that I got all the nendos I want for the future. Terrible
>tune into to frozen frenzy>nothing happening>suddenly cuts to studio>fucking PK "made" ""italian"" """food""" and spends several minutes flexing his BBC (big bacon carbonara) to the other guy>spend several more minutes getting ho-hum answers from Patrick Kane>oh it looks like there's been.... 1 (one) goal in the 15 minutes since we started fucking around!!no wonder nobody watched
Going out for a bit. The next thread better be H20 or teenage girl themed.
>bud larping as a sports analyst againkwab
Knights suck
>>145274800>wahhh someone isn’t saying “retard” “no milly” “KWAB” about DallasUp your ass fag
Dallas played good last night they finally clicked and dominated the entire game. Even DeSmith made Swayman look like a total doofus.
>>145274850Why do you follow a mentally ill tranny?
>>145274850He’s got a point you know
>>145274882All bets on yaju
>>145274850>stalking people you don’t like online Extremely feminine behavior
>>145274906>>145274906
>>145274850Tell me again why pricing out trash is a bad thing?
>>145274856Swayman no longer has a team to play with. At least he's getting paid
Why don’t shit teams gentrify their roster with Finns?
>>145274850why must steven ruin every team that i like?
Does utah really look like this??
>>145274971that would be degentrification
Why don’t more teams simply score more goals than their opponents?
>>145274981Source?
>>145274975Erm it’s Stephen not Steven
>>145274998the number of supposed "star player" finns that have busted over the last decade
my son just got home from school and said his friend has been playing mutant league with his father and now he wants me to pick up a copy of the game. Is it family friendly or will it be too spooky?
>>145274997Because their shit
Fuck that Russian billionaire cunt for taking the Nets out of jersey btw
>>145275002source?
>>145275012New Jersey is New York’s gay cousin
>>145275010it will turn your kid gay
>>145274959Who's winning the finnbowl next week in Tampere?
>>145275012Jay-Z tricked him in to doing it
>>145275022Retard
me on the left
>>145275028Split
>>145275041i know you are but what am i?
>>145274850Virgins who cant drive bros.... we're being exposed...
Most points in first 300 games amongst active players >Crosby-407>McDavid-394>Ovechkin-384>Malkin-371>Kaprizov-340>Robertson-320
>>145275107where's matthews?
this shit rules
>>145275161it's shit, alright.
>>145275130He had 297pts in his 300th game
>>1452751771993:^)KWAB no milly
do you know why copey likes 1993 so much?the last time he touched pussy was in 1993also he was born in 1993(wait for applause and laughter)wow what a terrific audience
>>145275161must be nice having a day off before halloween
i love anime lolis so muchgo leafs!
>>145275192JEN
I'm assembling a team...
>>145275161first we give a day to columbus and now we're blowing 24 hours on a flyover shithole most notable for testing radioactive bombs to drop on poor countries
>>145267380feet
>>145275235Don't forget gambling and shot gun weddings
>>145275242And stephen paddock
You guys are being mean today. I will bd going back now. Farewell.
you peopleYOU PEOPLE
>>145275259try playing some mutant league hockey
>>145275259but we'll miss you ( ﹏) ノシ
>>145275255who? never heard of him. anyways, let's move on...
>>145275259You should stay there unless you want another trip to poundtown
WAGING IS OVER :DDDDDDD
>>145275338
>>145275338TGIF!
Grim
>>145275372Who are the American goalie candidates
>>145275372
>>145274586>If anything their dependence on Heiskanen was the real reason they lost in the end.that hasnt changed this season
>>145275399dustin wolf you little bitch
>>145275372>2 former cup winnersbetter than any shitters team usgay will use
>>145275432It wasn’t that at all. Their special teams collapsed and they were slowed down by Pavelski and Suter dying out there.
>>145275338>tfw company holiday on Monday so I get three days weekendLife is good :)
>>145275448No other nation’s team will have an answer for this duo
>>145275466…that’s an over dependence on Heiskanen anon
im watching porn and mutant league hockey videos, at work.
>>145275488No it isn’t.
>>145275502he played over 30 minutes in game 6
>>145275496I'd fire you
>>145275502Doesn’t Miro also play PK and PP minutes? Harley should play more if they’re going to crutch onto Miro. Again, this is how a career can be destroyed. Deboar needs to get more production from other defensemen not named Heiskanen.
>>145275399Hellebuyck will start and Otter will be on the bench
ok I finally copped myself a copy, can some drop the 'nk to the mutant hockey league 'cord
>>145275511Pavelski being too old and gassed to generate offense isn’t Miro’s problem. Suter being old, gassed, and too retarded to stop taking dumb penalties and turning the puck over isn’t Miro’s fault. Nobody being able to score on the PP has fuck all to do with an over reliance on Miro either.
>>145275530They’ve just adjusted the units so Harley is playing on PP and Miro is off PK now
>>145275533>HellebuyckDon’t trust him after his last playoff performance
>>145275539yeah blame the 39 year old for not generating offense not the top 6suter takes 3 penalties and the season is over? kwab
>>145275533>american tending
>>145275583I did blame the top six as well and Suter took those penalties at pivotal moments.
>>145275593any penalty is a bad one in the playoffsthe roster was too shit to play without suter which isnt his fault
>>145275426carlos such a fat fag. fuckin whole career made on scooping sundin n brindamours rebounds
>>145275602That's not true. if a guys gonna go and jam my goalie you bet your ass he's taking 5 crosschecks to the small of the back I don't care what game it is
>>145275602You don’t even have a cohesive argument anymore. Seething to seethe?
>>145275533Isn’t Demko not even an option anymore?
>>145275616too many strawmans from you
>please wait 10 minutes before you can make a new threadlmao okay
>>145269424>debbies
>>145275496Embrace Christ and practice nofap
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>>145275634>noooo dude you don’t understand it wasn’t the total PP collapse and ancient players dying on the ice it was because they played an extra 5 minutes in that game
>>145275524im the boss
>>145273257that's a bargain in this bidong-lama-ettman era of the NHL.
>>145275681>it wasnt the dman's fault at all it was everyone else's!!!nice cope
>>145275372wc '96: brodeur, joseph, ranford nagano '98: roy, brodeur, josephslc '02: brodeur, joseph, belfour wc '04: brodeur, luongo, theodoreturn '06: brodeur, luongo, turcovan '10: brodeur, luongo, fleury sochi '14: price, luongo, smith (lol)wc '16: price, crawford, holtby 4nat '24: binnington, hill, jarry what in the fuck happened?
>>145274765nigger!
>>145267380Do Canadians really let their young, unwed daughters walk around like that with open toed shoes
>>145278452toad shoes
