where are the picks bonghurry up and post it
out of smolloway 7 losses half were to opponents 5'7 or shorter.
Is this a good base for MMA?
Hope the blind brazza loses
>>1452699333.5 of those are Volk thoughbeit
>>145269940now that's some kino character design
>>145269940unbeatable Id say
K-1
You guys are stubborn retards. There is 0 chance Ilia loses and there is 0 chance Whittaker loses
>>145269600>who dis fine ass shawty, b?Kathy Long, commentator for the first UFC and kick-boxer
Jamie, pull up that clip of Justin overreacting to Max's feint because he's been reduced to the mental state of a battered woman.
He wasn't shook
>>145270014Jon Jones
This is what shook looks like.
>>145270014The gift of god
>>145270014Fjodor Jemeljanenko
imagine what motivated conor would do to these fucking bums
>>145270042yeah he heems turd and piss but come on BEASTlal styles on him
The Conor that heemed Cowboy would have heemed Bumlal and Pisslam in the same night
>>145270031The gift that keeps on giving
Conor isn't fighting Dan or Mike. He's fighting Colby.
>>145270091Whoever he fights, I hope he wins. I want him to continue the theatrics, nothing would be funnier than Conor beating a random nobody again (like he did with Cerrone) and then demand a title shot (which he will definitely get).
just got heemembered that colbtard in the last 2 minutes of the last round just decided to dominate peon for no reason
Colby broke his foot early in the first round. Absolute shame.
>>145270042Dana (and really the sport of MMA) hasn't been able to afford motivated conor in a hot minute b
I just want rakic to heem the brazza
>>145270148>rakic>heemjej
Fuck Sweden
>>145270084shut up
>>145270129>water you gon do b? volume punsh me? idd's all fake bud
Charles vs. Colbussy is actually THE fight to make at 170
>>145270148The chink will be there for sure
>>145270161women or men?
>>145270171easy work for charles. would also be kino to send colby back to brazil for his final flushing
>>145270178the state b
>>145270159je-ACK!
Philip if Topuria, newly crowned emperor, had a tough task of consolidating his newly acquired realm. Many stood to oppose him, one of such, Maximilian of Holway; former emperor turned into duke. Yet, possessed still great power and influence over parts of the empire. They would come to clash in a decisive battle on the Katarian plains.
>>145270191>the state bso female
Everybody knows Holloway's chin is mythic-tierBut you can't train your liver... Topuria is gonna soften him up big time and get the TKO
Alright guys, the Power Slap gate tonight was 10 billion dollars. Fifty trillion views on social media: more than any other media that has ever existed. Whose got the first question?
CHANNEL IS NOT DEADhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9idYhCPOjpo
>>145270241She can't play with our hearts like this
eating pickled vegetables.
Remember when James Wilks (from TUF) did a documentary about his gay vegan journey and tried to imply that Nick Diaz won the first fight against Conor Mcgregor because he was vegan? (even though Nick eats fish)
GlupShittoMMA picked dan ige
T-24 hours till Abu dies
https://youtu.be/HhTVHPKklNE
Kill Yourself-Tier:>Chael Sonnen (You're Welcome)>Michael Bisping (Believe You Me)>Cejudo and Usman (Pound 4 Pound)>Josh Thomson & Big John McCarthy (Weighing In)>MMA Guru>Daniel Cormier (DCTV)>Jaxxon Podcast*>Timbo Suga Show*>MixedMollyWhoppery>Submission Radio>Robert Whittaker (The MMArcade)*>Alex Volkanovski>MMA Talk>Mexican Martial Arts>Luke Thomas>MMAFightingonSBN>FightFairy>Anik and Florian>UFC Unfiltered>Rigo
Why's the banana enjoyer upset about Abus
>>145270269Isn't that famous redditor Poxxie?Shame on you for bringing that gif here
>>145270279Nick never fought Gooby
The Forsaken Fleshlight of Court McGee
>>145270311i fucked upi meant Natebasically the same person, but still
>>145270042xD that's my favorite "mythical fighter" NEW MYTHICAL FIGHTER UNLOCKED: Motivated Conor hahahaha I remember when I first saw that on reddit, I LITERALLY slapped my knee xD
>>145270269>MMA Guru isn't S++Tieropinion discarded
>>145270298meth head
>>145270302Who asked
>>145270320Same except it made me shit, I'm shitting a storm right now matter of fact
>more text than op for a post meant to be mocking
Only fighter im genuinely scared is Orolbai
>>145270298>>145270302>>145270306>>145270310>>145270311OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729849652089739.webm
>>145270318it's okay, mistakes happen
>>145270042>motivated con-*ACK*
>>145270323First Nina drama her now her ?Ok who is behind this ?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729850181392932.webm
>>145270338Layla Machado Garryesque
>>145270345kwab innhe
>>145270279Remember when he absolutely dunked on the 'nutritionist' who advocated for animal proteins in a debate on JRE
>won against Conor, judges fucked him>would have won against Jorge, bullshit doctor stoppage>won against Leon, Leon almost collapsed at the end of the fight
>>145270356she seems nice
>>145270356My bone pressed 6 would decimate Charly and ruin her for other men.
>>145270345why did he roll for that guillotine? it wasn't in at fucking all lmao
>>145270375>Remember when he absolutely dunked on the 'nutritionist' who advocated for animal proteins in a debate on JREBecause the dude said some stupid shit on the previous podcast>Like there was no protein in a peanut-butter sandwich >There were no b12 in water before purification>Vegetables dont have all amino-acidsThey spent like 2-3 hours on this shit instead of actually talking about anything interesting in the documentary
Never seen anyone being so shook like Chimaev right now. This is Megan Anderson vs Nunes levels of shook.
Cumshot negative auraRobby will obliterate that rat tomorrow
>overanalyzing the stare downwill heem ever learn
>>145270417Wait, this fight is 5 rounds?
>>145270417Deep walders
........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>145270423I think soCumrag has 0 chances if it goes beyond the 2nd round
brutal fist mog
>>145270417>Khamzat's aura is gone and Whittaker is switched on + 5 rounds was a huge mistake.That's if Whittaker can survive the early rounds. Guy was ragdolling usman in the first round
>>145270423yea
>he changed flagsHi spammy
>>145270437Khamzat is bigger than Whittaker, how the fuck did he make welterweight?
name a fight that wasn't won or lost at the staredown
Topuria has Sergio Ramos in his corner. That means he’s going to fight dirty.
>>145270459OIWTCH
>>145270454>ended up winningthe losing contest
All this talking and still no slips, golly. You can't speak like your opinion is objective if you don't back it up. By the way did you all miss me? I haven't been here all day, been busy. Now my weekend has started, what a relief
>>145270491I didn't get a word of that
>>145270442This aint a staring contestAll bullshitPeople act differently under preasure>>145270459>Topuria has Sergio Ramos in his cornerDid i miss something?
>>145270459THE?
>>145270495Madame Xneed has started her daily meltdown
>>145270505The person Topuria walked out to the weigh ins looked like him. Plus he went to one of Topuria’s fights.
>>145270508Nowww I get it, I was thinking maybe I'm being slow. That's for clearing that up. Having one of those because nobody likes you is a vicious cycle>>145270504
>>145270517>>145270508will you two have sex already
Realistically speaking if Islam moves up to 170 would Belal or Shavkat be a more impressive win?
>>145270527Shavkat for sure
>>145270515He seems to be a big star thereSpain has never had a solid mma fighter let alone a champAnd everyone loves this game
>>145270042>le motivated man
Gregor Gillespie
>>145270526Not that anon but is that a request? This isn't Stripchat you know, and even if it was there are so many women on there, you don't need to guys to have sex for you
>Dakota DitchevaI'd like to Channing all over her Tatum, if you catch my drift
Justin CTEthje
>>145270567Sup lad
>>145270450he's taller but rob has a bigger frame
>>145270574I think i do anon....... i think i do.........
>>145270616this anon get its
Megan Olivi > Charly > Sanko > That one old lady octagon doctor, she seems nice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nina Drama
>LOOK AT ME NOW>LOOK AT ME>POUND FOR POUND>HEADSHOT DEAD
>>145270612Rob has always looked undersized against every opponent he's faced (at mw).
>>145270626RIP abus. gone too young
HEEM
>>145270601EeyyyyyGreeting for big Fin just to top it off. It's going to be a good weekend. Who ya got? Max or fake Georgian?
>>145270631yeah he can make ww too, he's a more natural middleweight. I wonder how hard his weight cut ist
>>145270356God that pornwhore you keep pushing is hideous
The man said his next fight NEEDS to be in Barcelona. What about fucking Tbilisi huh!? Fucking RAT
>>145270631Rob is a cardio guy I don't think he cuts much
>>145270574Man, shut up
>>145270660She was better in her prime.
>>145270669is slick pulla dead nowadays?
we gonna find out saturday night brother
>>145270670shut it ya tart
shits on a 10am est tomorrow wtf Im okay with 2pm or even 12 but 10 Jesus I hate Saudi Shartrabia
>>145270654>>145270668Yeah, he's just a WW that doesn't cut weight. I'm afraid of him getting heemed since they rigged the scales for Hamza and he's rehydrating to like 210 lbs.
>>145270669He threatened to shoot him if he didn't gape his Strickbussy
real madrid and topurialocked in
>>145270705Haha I like that, made me chuckle. Let's not be enemies anymore man, life's too short
>>145270356
Madame Xneed is so utterly broken she starts squirting her steatorrhea whenever a bong flag posts
>>145270616>>145270574id watch wmma (to jack off) if more of them looked like this
>>145270716naw he's alive I remembered the election day mixtape that shit was decent
>>145270729This is me now. You're that dumb that you post the same gripe to multiple anons
>>145270707nah its based. hate fuckin 8pm cards let me roll out of bed, roll into coffee and fights, then be drunk before supper
>>145270650Bit torn but will probably pick Max, still subject to change by the morning>>145270687Kek you're alright fre*chie
It's over...https://instagram.com/p/DBiS-ZVxoJJ/
uh oh my filters are going crazy pakibong you sonuvabitch
>>145270777Madame you got fired from walmart for squirting steatorrhea on the floor
>>145270744
>>145270792Actually it was for offering to suck off teenagers for meth in the pet food aisle.
>>145270769It's really weird to see fighters losing theirs prime
>>145270800IDK you entered the thread and started wailing for your bullies, humiliation fetish much
>heightmogged by AnikNot like this Topiariabros...
Chinstrap vs Goatee
chinstrap vs smith on chin
>>145270814I would die from the embarrassment
*Heeming all arabs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM0mWXIUgt8
>>145270843Chills.
FACT: Madame Xneed and their sister-brother dress up in DDP (dirty diaper panties) so their fazza can spank, spunk, and gape them.
>>145270843Based Aku finland rules the waves>>145270818>>145270827>>145270830Is a disgrace they should all be clean shaven
>>145270814Anik is wearing heightened shoes while Ilia is barefoot and not standing straight, cope seethe and dilate
>>145270868Anik is 5'5
>>145270773facts
>>145270855Factual post sadly.
>>145270798This is probably true right?Not only do most onlyfans women not even make that much, but i doubt that the ones that make millions are even smart enough to plan their taxes or buy property or whatever else is good to pump your money intoQuestion is, are fighters just as retarded?
>>145270892I was surprised that the somali was talking sense too
The omoplata in rubber guard will be there for Whittaker
>smiles all around
>>145270908Is that a dish or something
>>145270915Dat nigga won't be anywhere cuh
lucas tracy melts guys with his striking, ragdolled ankalaev, has the longest ape index in ufc history, and is already a drawl. when are we getting him on dwcs
This Turki fag looks like Dr. Greenthumb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj9FVlEtknU
>>145270892>>145270900Really make you think>>>/gif/28068302>>>/gif/28068302>>>/gif/28068302
>>145270868Incorrect. They're all wearing the same platform sneakers.
>>145270926
>>145270952a tiny liddle retard
Crazy to think Madame Xneed's fazza spanks and gapes their dirty diaper panties I bet that smell crazy
>>145270946Forgetting someone b?
>sorry guys I went shopping https://youtube.com/shorts/r3UZK411oGs?si=y40jSCksVq4FyIaH
>>145270983>>>>>/fa/
>Im not afraid of the internet, its a place where cowards liveDoes that mean you are cowards anons?
>>145270990that board is like the opposite of fashion
Madame Xneed diddles dobermans and bops her bussy for basset hounds
>>145270984Getting knocked out in 24 hours, can't wait.
I don't think I can get drunk by 2 p.m. tomorrow... Sorry, bros, I let you down...
>>145270998Post Daner's little trollop of a dotter that will teach him a lesson for talmbout his superiors
>>145271003Factual post im afraid.
>>145270998I live in Brazil, not in the Internet, Anon
>>145271009Don't worry b you've never let me up either
>>145271009Easy bro you gonna trigger Madame Xneed's AGP and make them steatorrhea their ussy with that picture
>>145270984what happened to this doo his T levels fell off or something. still picking him to win but if he looks lethargic and gets blasted in one round like aliskerov i won't be surprised
>>145270952Tan walkettys actually don't look that bad but fucking buying under armor sneakers.
>>145271017Reminder that you cant suffer in Brazil
>>145271026They made a song about you ghttps://youtu.be/bmZ_6uWyep0?si=R8dqK7kltefcL-7U
>>145271042I be an incel and shit
>>145271033minimum smalloway
Merab started publicly seething about Umar again
>>145271063I just saw that on reddit too.
steppin out in these mfers blud
>>145271033THE accumulation damage KO? Surely this means that Smolloway is not pillowfisted at featherweight....oh
HEEEEEEEEEEM
>>145271066I watched the interview unlike you, cazzie
>>145271050Cheeky blighter
holy shit you guys.... i still can't believe max did that to iliawhat a fight
>>145271076I simply do not care what any fighter thinks.
>>145271030doesn't look like he had a bad WC
>Holloway is pillowfis--ACK
>>145269940The hook crotch will provide excellent takedown defense
I'm confused re: the FightFairy situation she said she's abandoning us but then did an mma livestream right after
I GENNA RESPECT EVRYBADY PRONOUNS BRAZZAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCK!
good riddance
new friendship just dropped, need it or sneed it?
if you revved me so much then why'd you let me post
Hourly reminder that Topuria is going to brutalize Max Holloway this Saturday. The pillow-fisted twig is going to get knocked out, then shit himself, then cry, then retire.Bet on an early finish.
>>145271113I raise you a >>145271107
Max is a chinlet. Topuria only needs one.
>>145271129well find out on saturday night
Damn a bunch of euro and sudaca cazzies are in the thread nowTopuria winning could be huge for the sport, I haven't seen a group of retards like this since McGregor's early days
Niggas out here posting beenie man wat the heck
Anyone who watches "MMA youtubers" is a gigaloser
>>145271138throwing glass in the rock's house b
>>145271149Nigga MMA said all Canadians are faggots, sorry you had to find out like this
>>145271137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW_ePQRvrKI
>>145271157talmbout lugastracy b? takes one to know one.
>>145271153>>145271158https://youtu.be/CG0X5OkGB6k
ur arms too short to box with God
Ilia Topuria vs. Max HollowayRobert Whittaker vs. Khamzat ChimaevMagomed Ankalaev vs. Aleksandar RakicLerone Murphy vs. Dan IgeShara Magomedov vs. Armen Petrosyan
>>145271206Goofy brazza look like doofy fr
>>145271226Topuria Chimaev Ankalaev Murphy Magomedov
>>145271226IliaKhamzatRakicMurphy Shara
>>145271226max chamiv ankalaevmurphy shara
>>145271226TOPURIACHIMAEVRAKICMURPHYSHARA
>>145271226Sadaday Nite BaybeeyHobbit AnkDanny GayArman
>>145271226Ilia "El Matador" TopuriaBob RedditThe Rocket Danny GayShara Bullet
>>145271226Max HollowayRobert WhittakerAleksandar RakicLerone MurphyShara Magomedov
HollowayChimaevRakicMurphyBullet
>>145271226Ilia TopuriaKhamzat ChimaevMagomed AnkalaevLerone MurphyShara Magomedov
>>145271226TopuriaWhittakerRakicMurphyShara
>>145271269
>>145271226I go by heartMax Blessed HollowayRobert Bobby Knuckles WhittakerAleksandar Raketa RakicIgeShara Pirate Magomedov
>>145271248>>145271257>>145271263>>145271264There is 0 chance Max is winning this one. Topuria is levels above of him as a fighter.
>>145271293sataday nite we gon fine out
>>145271292French Sicilian actually
>>145271293This>>145271300 you fucking goofThe bess is blessed and max is the blessed
>>145271320Just imagine her getting raped by a pack of heemers
>>145271042>Le few extra grams of meat in the buttcheeksbig bundas are overrated
Ilia is more like 5'6
>>145271333begone. you are no brother of mine
>>145271333>extra gramsimagine being this wrong
Night lads
>>145271226TopuriaBobby KnucklesRakicIgeMuslim Bisping
>>145271226heempuriareddit robrakicmurphypetrosyan
>>145271356whew lad
>>145271359Just got up my guy
daner is 5'10'' MAX btw
>>145271226IliaKhamzatRakicMurphyShara
Finns are asleep, post pictures of Swedes
>>145271226TopuriaWhittakerAnkalaevIgeMagomedov
>all these niggas pucking RakicExplain yourselves
>>145271431i din
motivated conor sure got the sissies boiling
>>145271374OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>145271431They want Ankalaev to lose so badly they are blinded.
>>145271436my nigga din thomas?
>>145271431
>>145271226Max HollowayKhamzat ChimaevMagomed AnkalaevLerone MurphyArmen Petrosyan
>>145271431Ankalaev is the lock of the night
>>145271226Max BobaleksDanny GayArmen Petrosyan
>>145271431ankle's best win is johnny walker
>>145271447i despise fagomed with all my heart and soul and even i'm not that delusional
https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1849810503385620663why does this raj sound like paddy la
>>145271431The chin will be there
>>145271431he beat a couple bums 4 years ago
>>145271467Rakic's best win is uuuuuhhhhhhhh
>>145271467Its actually Prachnio who unlike Bussytan didnt go life and death with Khalil Rountree
Dan? He gay.
>>145271467>duuuude his wikipedia page
>>145271374
>>145271471average melanation of a brazza fan
>>145271481>The guy whos ankle got snapped by Jan Blachowicz?That is rakic
actually unreal how terrible ankle's record is lmao
>>145271497OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>145271491what sort of mental torture could drive you to obsess over the lives of prostitutes b?
>>145271467jonathan walker killed the guy the current """champion""" needed four rounds to beat
>>145271471Damn Umdaddy got this mfs bussy quiverin huh
>>145271495huh?
>>145271495magomed beat him too
>>145271497PLEASUREMEN ASSEMBLE
>>145271431I believe in the calf kick
>>145271499>duuude these names on a list
meng needs to sign The Pleasure Man to gamebred
>>145271523Take a chill pill buddy.
Anyone else ever wonder how different LHW would be if Ankalaev hadn’t got robbed against Jan? Most likely Pereira never touches the belt.
The Pleasure Meng
>>145271523you're entering a seethe and you need to take some deep breaths, I know it's a troubling realisation that Rakic has an awful record even by 205 standards
>>145271518if you can write down a list of 9 taxi drivers with funny sounding names, you are an undefeated prospect. >dudes these names on a list is all the sport is right now
>>145271499There's like 4 205'ers that are actually good so it's nearly impossible to have a good record in that division
>>145271530ankaturd cum guzzlers are so inbredily retarded that they forgot Jan whooped Ankaturd's ass for three rounds before getting crotchsniffed
>>145271530you mean if Jan didn't get whittaker'd by shartgomed and poohands?
>>145271539The sport is the fights on your screen, not names. You can tell who is good and who isn't by watching them fight. Names mean nothing and is an argument for shit.
>>145271530i don't care about the criteria you're just a fag if you think he deserved to win for a couple takedowns even though he got decimated in the striking
>>145271560Uh oh hes big mad
>>145271244Nate Diaz is the most reddit fighter ever
Styles make fightsAnkalaev has literally never fought a real kickboxer in the UFCHe's getting slept. Let it go
>>145271497tyson is a poser he doesn't want to engage
>we will find out! we will find out!
i shit on bus
>>145271554>Jan whooped Ankaturd's ass for three rounds before getting crotchsniffed
>>145271582deep breaths kid, BREATHE
ankle will feel dana's pressure
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH HE PULLED OUT THE ARBITRARY NUMBERS HE'S ON THE ROPES HERE JOE
that's why, at the end of the day, it is what it is
>has a mental breakdown instead stating who rakic's best win is
>>145271562Plenty of guys come through the sport looking unbeatable when the names they are fighting are total jobbers. The eye test falls apart when they face adversity. To get into the poofc you just need to have a list of 9 funny sounding names. If you faced adversity on the regionals, you won't get signed. Your legacy is also, in the eyes of most, just a list of names on a page. It's why khabitch is brought up in goat convo at all.
>>145271600
>>145271574Interesting how Rakic's knee mysteriously explodes when he starts winning against the biggest pedophile in the UFC.
>My mommy gives me ALL the apple juice I want!!!
>still can't say who rakic's best win is
THE FIX IS IN
>>145271622It'll be Magomed Ankalaev come dis sataday morning
>my mommy makes me fresh kompot for brekky every day!!!
Rakic vs Ankalaev is the highest level lhw fight in the history of the sport
>>145271638Pee pee poo poo
>>145271638overshadowed by the upcoming mario vs smiff b
>>145271630zesty
>>145271638That is until Reyes and Smith step in that octagon
meow meow
This card is having a disastrous effect on Madame Xneed's mental health I fear
>>145271470>On October 7, 2020 it was reported Kassem was released by UFC.Did she commit suicide after this or why has she done nothing?
>>145271226MaxBobby "Reddit" KnucksAnkalaev50k IgeShartputin
>>145271673rakic's best win?
Why is everyone picking Murphy over the clearly superior Dan Ige?
>>145271682ankalaev's?
>>145271687Dan Ige is kind of like Jesus in the sense that people reject him against their better interests
all you niggas do is talk, yeah nigga, Tim Means
>>145271689>still can't answer
>>145271611
>>145271682magomed ankalaev
The ankle will be there for aev
>>145271713it's literally the same best win as ankalaev's
i heard they have a m-eat by khabib stall in the arena tomorrow
>>145271699Realest thing you've ever said, Spammo.
FACT: Madame Xneed dropped out of college because of AGP (autogynephilia) and they refused to change their DDP (dirty diaper panties)
>>145271431Rakic throws a mean calf/ low kick and Jan fucked Ankalaevs lead leg upRakic is a good wrestler and strong enough to keep the fight standing upRakic may only have the 1-2 but he was very precise and fast with it against JiriWe might even see a takedown from Rakic at one point, probably later on in the fight I see Rakic playing it safe in R1 with the 1-2 in/out of reach and chipping his leg away, R2 we will see a high kick go trough and he will finish him with g&pScreencap this postAnkalaev is overrated in every sense
>>145271723Nikita Krylov?
>>145271755Would you be so kind as to name Alexander "AGP" rakic's best win?
BAHTKINO
>>145271749Ankalaev can still take guys down and pound the shit out of them with one leg.You have been capped.
>>145271226iliachimaevankmurphyshara
you will be down man
>>145271751fersher way better than the title challenger b
>>145271770Dont forget to repost when i predict deez foight
>>145271778Jan Blachwoicz? Only Ankalaev beat him sadly for ACKic
>>145271785you said "win"
>>145271785Im afraid Blacowshit whooped ankaturd's ass unfortunately.
>>145271795yup
>>145271798kek "Blacowshit" is so fucking retarded
>>145271806okay, rakic beat jiri and jan too then, and both were better wins
Madame Xneed malfunctioning again they need their daily dose of Dalmatian dick I fear
>>145271813No I'm afraid ACKic ACKed in both those fights
>>145271226HollowayWhittakerAnkalaevMurphyMagomedov
>>145271820BBL Bibby
>
You guys are such cazoids. Rakic and Ankalaev are both equally bums. The deciding factor in this fight will be whether Rakic can destroy Ank's legs and handle his wrestling attempts (assuming he makes any). Rakic's chin is also of some concern. Records are irrelevant for this fight since they're both equally shit.
>>145271826they literally won and rakic knocked out both in the first round b
that's the great thing about saturday nite, we gonna find out
Rakic? Rakic will heem
>>145271844Based opinion
Bobussy Clittaker got a BBL specially for Zatdaddy
Is this real?
>>145271847top fight - jan wonbottom fight - jan lost
>>145271784I probably would’ve forgotten but now I definitely won’t b.
Rakic looked huge compared to AnkalaevWhats the height reach differenceAnkalaev will need to push forward, he cant wait to counter or he will get fucked
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Jan Błachowicz was raped and gaped by Magomed Ankalaev in the freezing cold winter of 2022.
his best win is johnny walker
>>145271856Pozzedtaker has finished preparation.
>>145270417>Khamzat's auragoddamn semite
I still don't understand why the Jan/Ank fight is controversial. The draw was the correct decision.>get your legs torn apart and pieced up for three rounds, showing visible signs of damage>decide to fight in the last two rounds, control your opponent so well you get a 10-8.That's a tie. Both of those guys forgot to fight and both suck and both lost.
it's over
>>145271920True, min can't fight short kings
>>145271915it's not really controversial but there'll always be delusional fans of one fighter or the other
>>145271920jerome "size bully" holliday
how is this fight being sanctioned?
Heeminder the Jan Ankalaev matchup was only promoted to a vacant title fight on short notice, so Jan didn't have the time to implement the motivated heeming gameplan
>>145271915some people don't know what they're watching and only pay attention to the stats that show up on the screen to decide who's winning. They see that Mogomed had marginally more strikes in rounds 1 and 3 and believe he won those rounds. One other reason is the fact Joe Rogan thought Ankalaev won and said that to Jan's face in the post fight interview, since they pay attention to what the commentator say more than to what they see, they take Rogan's deeply biased opinions as truth.
literally why can't khamzat ever make weight? what is wrong with him?
>>145271976is a guy not allowed to go shopping?
>>145271976why make weight when you don't have to in schaubi b?
>>145271226Ilia "El Matador" Topuriarobrakicleroneshara
>>145271226IliaRatlipCrybabyDiscount leon edwardsone eye
>>145271972I watched it live without seeing the stats and thought it was 4-1 Ankalaev on better striking, or 3-2 at worst because of the close round. Also keeping in mind round five was 10-8.
>>145271948one punch to max's squishy ab-less stomach and he crumbles
>>145272002How do you score the striking in favor of Ankalaev when he was showing visible signs of damage from Jan's leg kicks?
>>145271994>no nickname for pooppup Fag
>4-1 Ankalaev
and we must place emphasis on the leg kick perhaps the most significant strike a fighter can throw
>>145272027Jan only won round 2 on leg kicks. In round three his leg kicks were mostly dodged or checked. Ankalaev was still hurt but not because of anything Jan did that round, I believe this is where our more cazzie posters are getting confused.
all close fights should be draws idgaf
>>145272057That's simply objectively not true.
>>145272022this but topuria's paper mache jaw
all decisions should be draws
All draws should be decisions
>>145272088they already are you fuckin moron
>>145271667dunno, i was hoping she'd start an onlyfans
at ufc 308 crotch sniffers pillow fisted faggots are gunna get found outthey will call it the night of the long knives of the west
we gon fine out sataday night
>>145271226maxwhittakerankalaevigeshara
>>145271226MaxBobbertRakicIggyMagomed Magomedov
>>145271226topiriakhamzatmagomedigeshara
>>145271226blessedcumshotanklee-gaysharta
K-1 will save heem.
bez bogsa in dah youeffcee rite here babeh TENT ISLAND LEZZ GOOOOOOO ehehe
>>145272239
>>145271226Max HollowayRobert WhittakerAleksandar RakicLerone MurphyArmen PetrosyanThe White Mans choice.
Of course the K-1tard makes awful picks, stick to your crap leagues cazzie
>>145271226maxrobankdanShara Magomedov
>Of course the K-1tard makes awful picks, stick to your crap leagues cazzie>The White Mans choiceThis federally administered tribal areaian needs a GBU-31/32/38 STAT!
small people look so stupid in suits
>>145272385>>145272385>>145272385
Business is about to pick up
>>145271915It's truly one of the funniest fight ever, Ankalaev had all the tools to win and an incredibly easy path to victory.This guy had just gotten wrestlefucked by a 42 years old man, but he chose to stand at range and have a kickboxing fight even after it was made clear he had zero answers for the leg kicks.Lowest fight IQ in a title fight I can think off, at least in case like Cheal and Weidman dooming themselves with a spinning back fist, those were momentary lapse in judgement, Ank was actually brain dead for 3 rounds.
>>145270431so sick of seeing max's soi scream face all week
>>145271226MaxBobbertRakicIgeShara
Mcgregor ass is bigger than thug rose's
ITS...AAAALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145271226Ilia TopuriaRobert WhittakerAleksandar RakicDanny GayShara Magomedov
Based mods deleting the mutilated mutt election thread.
>>145284938T for hermes trismegistus, aka his wife is a tranny
>>145285047Just when i though he couldn't get any more based......
>>145271226PILLOW HOLLOWAYCumzatAnalkalaevDanny GayArmen Penisosyan
Heembros why does the janny hate us so?
What happens if Khamzat wins
I MISSED KNUCK FUUUUUUCK Was it good guys?
>>145272268Got the same picks but the main event
>>145273302Jan was even dumber. All he had to do was jab and circle the last two rounds while Ank hopped on one foot but he got taken down and controlled both rounds
Why is /heem/ so dead theres fights tomorrow
>>145285743we are all watching trump on rogan
>>145285900Literally this. Absolute Kino
>>145285939Just finished it. Very good.
>>145285900watching it rn lads its bretty gud WAGMI
>>145285900>>145285967kill yourself
>>145286003Cope. Also stay on topic, this Is a MMA board. We don't seethe about politics here
>this Is a MMA board.
>>145286045Yes. Check the traffic on all the generals
>>145286056heem is basically dead now that they cleaned up the /lgbt/ spam
>>145286062They finally ban ur phone B?
>>145286126why'd you capitalize "B" b, first day here?
>>145286140To bait spergs like you B
>>145286254damn b great catch
>>145286275So what you wanna do? Wanna e-spar?
>>145271226TopuriaWhittakerAnkalaevMurphyShara
>>145271226HollowayWhittakerAnkalaevIgePetrosyan
UFC scriptwriter here. Here is what to expect 1. Max Holloway meets Topuria in the middle of the ring, they swing for a bit and then Ilia drops Max early2. Max picks it up in the 4th and ends the 5th outstriking Topuria against the cage.3. Topuria wins but it is very controversial. Rematch guaranteed.4. Khamzat is too sick to fight and has agreed to lose to Whittaker. He is going to look good for about 1 round and lose by TKO in round 25. Magomed Ankalaev knocks out Rakic with a brutal kneeMost of the remaining fights are legit.
Should I pull an all nighter heem? I kinda want to play Dishonored
>I. HEEMED. MY MENG, AND I WANT OUT>SO SCHAUBFUSIVE THE BEAST IT DOESNT PEACH>MY MENG IS NOT SO VIBRANT THE SCHAUBENING THE HEEMENING
what the fuck, this card is way too early. I'm gonna have to call Dana and ask him to start it a bit later
>>145270345Fuckn sloppy goyslop shit
Which JAV should I heem my meng to?
>>145286489Go have sex with an asian prostitute then heem ur meng to that
>>145286518I'd rather heem my meng and pass out b
you guys are here? I posted on the other thread like an idiot
Everyone says I'm a boomer because I shower with this soap. What do you heemers use?
>>145269923
>>145286527Thats why no one will remember your name
I have managed to resolve my relationship issues by discovering my gfs bdsm sub fetish. Life is good. I now have a proper gf
>>145286615twalts on today's card?
>>145271226>Max>Reaper Robert>Magomed>Lerone da Miracle>Armen!>>145271247bro been stealing my fight fairy collection since i discovered her
>>145271226IliaKhamzatMagomedMurphyMagomedov
yay heems
ufc is multicultural and beautiful
I just realized that there is Kino fights tonight, I'm really excited guys
>>145271226Max HollowayRobert WhittakerAleksandar RakicLerone MurphyArmen Petrosyan
>>145286782boring ass fight
>fight im most excited for is a preliminary fight
trump picked max
>>145271226BlessedWhittaker Ankalaev IgeMagomedov
poo pee poo
>>145271226TopuriaRobMagomedLeronePirate
>>145271226georgian rodentbobmagaeddie murphymaga
>p-please mister holloway dont punche me so hard it was just a joke
>gf told me she'll hyphenate my last name to hers but her last name she will keep>says our kids will have my last nameShould I be upset? Is this a dealbreaker? I've been talking so much shit about Benevidez being a cuck marrying Olivi and she wouldn't use his last name.
>>145274500What a silly Goose. Instead of seeing things how they play out you chose to assume I read a comment then spent all day thinking of a reply. I saw the comment late because I haven't really been here (it's the weekend) and then replied in the spot in the next thread. As I said a few days ago, you people really live in your own imaginations
>>145286945>you can't bench press your way out of this one>me who can rep 40kgsx5that's were you're wrong buddy
>>145286945she just doesn't want to have to do a complete rebrand for her onlyfans after she marries you, she is thinking ahead and trying to be considerate of you. she's a keeper and you are lucky, congrats
>>145286982No more insults, they're hurtful and they're destructive
>>145271226E-LEEYATOEPOURRIYAROBERT VITTAKERANKALAEVMURPHYPETROSUAN
mini meng wish death upon me
Poatan needs to vary his offense, he starts everything with that body jab, he needs add something else. Also, he jabs from close range sometimes, its horrible, NEVER jab at close range, its a long range punch, you get knocked out from jabbing at close range
>>145287053Damn didn't know we had a two division, two discipline world champion in /heem/. You sure sound like you know better than him!
>The jab at close range...I'm going to bait itSOON
>>145287148
>>145287148hes fighting low skill mws and lhws
good morning
>>145287053He fights like how AI would. It doesn't even look fun from his point of view either. Nobody agrees with m now but one day you'll see that I'm right, he is boring.
>>145287480>one day fight fans will think a shamanistic knock out artist is boring yeah no
>>145287503The just kicks you exactly where the computer tells him in order to just do what's needed, nothing more. You love this efficiency, that's exciting for you, you're probably German weirdo
>>145286854>muh gsp beat james toney!>silva was unbeatable and then lost a close decisiontrump is a cazzie
>>145288011Massive cazzie 2bqh famiglia
>>145286945go back to mexico and find a girl there you won't have those prawlms
>>145286945Massive red flag.If she won't submit, she must go. Remember to vote anon, maybe one day you will be allowed to make women submit again.
>we'll just heckin vote and it'll happen! like magic! You know, if nchukka loses to fat barnett I VOTE to have them both cut - in half.
>>145269923Fuck Dana
