/horse/ edition
>>145277488what another odd decision by collingwood
wake up spastics
>>145276159and she assaulted the kingit's a doggy door world
>>145278074Nah he's a ducking faggot with an attitude problem.
>>145279600hey fly
oh boy its midday Saturday, i wonder how i will waste this weekend
>>145277488finally 15 minutes is up
still comfy in bed
took the dogs down to the creek and they had a blast what a great day
>>145279933they really are 30 years behind kek
>>145279933id be staring at the feet on the girl to the left of the disabled sign the whole time
who we fancy for the cox lads
Just mowed the lawn lads. I feel like I've had a productive Saturday now.
>>145279966do you mind if I save this image?
might try to see a psychiatrist again and get better ADHD meds, these ones don't do anything
>>145280235you don't have adhd
>>145280260yes i do*punches you*
adhd meds are basically pharmacy meth arent they
>>145279933lol wat
>>145280276no you don't
>>145279933Where's the snaking queue of 600 jeets applying for jobs?
>getting security clearance>they ask me if i have suicidal ideation>i say no>i actually have it every day
>>145280417based micksperg
lads write that down
>>145280404what makes you say i don't have it?
>>145280433isn't micksperg a glowie? wouldn't he already have a clearance?
>>145280440im just lonely please keep responding to meapologies if i offended you
>>145280417is this for nv1, nv2 or pv? also you shouldn't really be announcing this m8
>>145280653I was just joking around aha, no one should take 4chan posts seriously ehehehe
>>145280417>inb4 they check your browser history
>>145280598no, he's a drunk loser who lives at home with his disappointed father. he WISHES he was a glowie but y'know da joos keep him out of gainful employment
>>145280732just don't fuck it up for internet cred
I'm so bored that I'm going for a walk. I don't enjoy video games or anything anymore. I have nothing to do on the weekend except walk around aimlessly. I wish I grew up with a father.
>>145280776what games you been playing m8anyway we can help you feel better
the brightest things in my life are the glowies who browse here
>>145280835I don't want to get doxxed, sorry
>>14528084210/10
>>145280881that's okay pal
>Four-time AFL premiership champion and respected analyst Shaun Burgoyne will officially join Fox Footy in 2025.Damn now that Kayo has all the cool commentary all the shitters are migrating from 7I thought we'd escape some of the grim commentators but there truly is no escape
>>145280916>another lispy poof boong fuck sake betts was enough
>>145280916Boy I can't wait for Kelli Underwood, Shaun Burgoyne and Eddy Betts to commentate together next year
>>145280983fuck sake i was excited for foxfooty calling every gameshould have known this shit would happen
>>145280983
walk time. I'll chat with you lads when I get back, or maybe I'll keep posting on the walk anyway on my phone
>>145280983holy shit what an axis of homo
>>145280983At least it'll free Derm from having to be in all of Kelli's matches if this is the case
I finished my walk early to get home and take a piss. Now that I’ve pissed, I don’t really want to go back out and walk.
I’m now going back out to keep walking.
thanks for keeping us updatedstay safe anon
keep us posted
I saw a guy riding a bike with one of those spiked helmets that deter magpies. Is it magpie swooping season already or does this guy one have one helmet?
>>145281731its deep maggie season
magpie season was 2023 didn't you see the grand finals
>>145281852no, that was bane season. brisbane won the 2023 premiership.
>>145281969the lions had an asterisk winpies won the story
>>145282047bane's 2023 win was an asteriskbane's 2024 win was excellent and legit
>>145280081Be blessed fellow footchad
>>145280010big black ifykwim haha
>>145280653blud you need clearance to mop a centrelink office's toilets, your not deep
>>145282237might pal post iydm
I’m walking uphill right now, it’ll become downhill soon
And if I only couldI'd make a deal with GodAnd I'd get Him to swap our placesBe runnin' up that roadBe runnin' up that hillBe runnin' up that buildingSay, if I only could, oh
https://www.tiktok.com/@smartschoolb.oy9/video/7424267343783628065
based drunk alone Kate Bush youtube watcher (me)
>>145282549drinking alone too, mate.
>>145282588Don't really care for Zionists tbqhwy
>>145282710hope iran and israel nuke each other
>>145282289ok bud
Zion Don
>>145282237>foot>chadpick one
if he is really zion don why do they keep trying to kill him?
>>145282763Just hope Iran nukes Israel tbqh
>>145283067Because it's random schizos who don't like him.
>>145283086problem with that>diaspora jews will forever claim victim status>millions of muslims will move to europe and here.its basically fucked
good morning gentleman
>>145283188hello sar
I finished my walk, it took me 70 minutes.
>>145283369basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcOoVcT98LY
just absolutely dockiesized the toilet
>>145283369nice one mateat least you didn't piss the weekend away (like I am currently doing)
>>145283403nice one mateat least you didn't piss the weekend away (
>>145283515>weekend
>>145283461>>145283515nice one mateat least you're not pissing the weekend away like me
>>145283652>>145283657not lying, I'm also pissing TODAY away.
weekend status: pissed away
saturday just goes by so fast and takes so long to come back around
>>145283652go back to sucking dicks on reddit
pissed yet another day away
>>145283804based me in bed
YFO
>>145284118based me in bed
>>145284131based me on tinder
based me on grindr
>>145279600You weren't saying that when he played for your team, muppet.
Every fucking sparkling ale I've had today has frothed on meFuck sake
>>145284368buy shitget shit
>>145284368stop shaking them you dickhead
woulndt mind your sparkling ale frothing in my mouth daddy xo
couldn't imagine being so horny that you'd say that
>>145284429Get out.
>>145284521i used to get drunk and email female looking for male ads on Craigslist telling them to sit on my facewith my personal email address that has my name
>>145284588Crisp me'za Was spewing when they took down their personal encounters page
>>145284588
I was a freak before I found 4chan and I like to think I've made this place freakier.
I’ve coomed on average twice a day for 7 years. I wonder how different I’d feel if I went a week without porn or cooming. I’ve never gone longer than 4 days and I’ve only done that a couple times
>>145284779me too>wake up one day>just literally never wank againI prob wank once a month now and its more of a hmm better do that than something I enjoy
footy?
>>145284821not yet
>finally got a gf>need to wait for her to be let out of the psych wardI'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELLLL
So how many ex-hawks players are at Fox now?Dunstall, Dermott, Lewis, Dixon, & now Burgoyneplus Mark Howard is a hawks supporter
>>145284779kysthat is not healthy
>>145284821are you fucking kidding me cunt this is peak alf. just a bunch of spastics talking shit instead of fighting each other. fuck off
>>145285051finally, someone who gets it
>>145285043>kyskilling myself sounds even less healthy
>>145285131sounds like you only want interaction. up to you poof.
>>145285180Mia is finna love getting some of that new dick
stop pretending to not be wasting your saturday and post something you boring retarded faggots. actually, no, don't bother. bye
Brits are getting racist over in /tennis/ I don't like it one bit.
This is just TERRIBLE>Racist, homophobic and antisemitic hate speech, including Holocaust denial, has been allowed to spread freely on an Australian live-streaming platform co-owned and run by 29-year-old billionaire Edward Craven.>According to three former staff, racial and homophobic slurs were also part of the office culture at the site’s Melbourne CBD headquarters, where co-workers allegedly referred to African-American creators using the word “nigger”.>Kick.com, which has emerged as the world’s second-largest live-streaming site, says it does not tolerate hate speech and provides 24/7 content moderation by human staff and artificial intelligence tools.>But a streamer who had denied the Holocaust on another channel has been allowed his own account, which he has used this week to make a Hitler salute and praise a Hamas leader as “an absolute hero”.>Kick’s most well-known creator, American Adin Ross, who claims to be paid more than $10,000 an hour, recently hosted a debate on the topic “is homosexuality bad?”>Last week he told his viewers that if he had a gay son, he would have punished him to turn him straight.
>tfw ate 8 buffalo wings last nightnot looking forward to my shit later today
>>145286069>8thats fuck all
>>145286064Guess the guy didn't want to sell.
>>145286119FUCKINGT H I SHIS
Dude shut the fuck up, god you're annoying
>>145286138nobody on 4chan has ever called anyone "dude"
Well they have now, buddy
the cox plate is the greatest horse race in australia
dont mind some cox myself =p
>>145286069why didn't you eat 88? are you jewish?
>>145286198who fucken cares about horse racing? are you jewish?
>>145284322I did say it after the grand final when he was worst on ground and nearly lost us the game
dont mind some daddy jews in my mouth :x
>>145286247i care about horse racing
>>145286271fucking jew
why do the jocky celebrate like he did smthn? blud not the horse
>>145286338that dead poofter isn't training
>>145286333watch your tongue jmac is the going to be the goat.
>>145286338amazing how much more grotesque this is than a woman's back
>>145286372You dont like his muscular back?
>>145286383no, not a raging homo like you
Ordering ‘za, want anything?
Some fag always gets my phone banned by posting on lgbt
>>145286407No mate. finna cook some actual food. no jeets involved.
>>145286402How about women with muscular backs?
>>145286439different story.
Only thing getting tested around here is your chin if you don't smarten uo
My chin will pass the test pal
>>145282588bit disappointed some nigga reported this post
spaghetti for dinner
asian girlfriend's pussy and arsehole for dinner
have the anti spam measures kwabbed micksperg?
>>145286597god I hope so. or the fuckwit died of liver failure.
>>145286597what measures?
been very crook. mumza still called around and demanded i take her to watch niece's basketball game then take her shoppingreally not a happy chappy now aye
>>145286660not your blog you boring bastard
>>145286338imagine pinning him down and flicking your tongue on the head of his penis but not letting him up so hick cock sorta goes erect in the backward direction lol
>>145286675
everytime micktard gets banned and airplaine modes he has to wait 15 MINUTES before he can make a new post
rejoicing over censorship you really do deserve what you're going to get
kek goteem
>Ex-celebrity chef Pete Evans sports new blonde mullet - First it was the mullet with razor-sharp sides — and now the former My Kitchen Rules judge has dyed his bonce blonde.>The SEX ACT triggering a surge in throat cancer - A bedroom practice is being blamed for the rocketing number of throat cancer cases in recent years.>What WA’s AFL stars are up to on their off-season - They’re hard at work for most of the year but the AFL offseason offers a brief window for players to spread their wings in pursuit of adventure and downtime. See where your favourite WA stars are holidaying.>Why TikTok believes Beyoncé is linked to ‘Diddy’ - Social media and conspiracy videos are linking Beyoncé and Jay-Z to Diddy, stirring up questions about their connections and actions.>How skimpies are transforming regional WA town’s art scene - After getting to know some of Kalgoorlie-Boulder’s skimpies, a local photographer believes their work delves deeper than appearances — she sees it as art.>Man accused of trying to kill two colleagues at WA airport - He allegedly tried to run down two of his colleagues in a work ute at a regional WA airport.>How Pokemon Go led two West Aussies to finding love - Clara and Luke had a ‘meet-cute’ like something out of a Disney film — at the park between their houses while simultaneously playing Pokemon Go.>Cheaters use bell peppers to indicate they want an affair - Cheaters are using the 'bell pepper code' to signify that they are looking for a spicy affair.>This way to the finals! Fantastic Freo book postseason berth - Fremantle have punched their ticket for the AFLW finals and kept their slim chances of a top-four finish alive after downing GWS by 30 points at Henson Park.>King Charles becomes Samoan 'high chief' and tries kava - King Charles has been declared a Samoan "high chief" during his visit to the Pacific island.
>>145286703>not a single mention of the new Starbucksstrange
>>145286707that was in the other day's perthnow headlines
>>145286338how so smooth ?
>>145286709so perththen?
>>145286723well it was perthnow then
>>145286733>perthnow>then
Might read Perththen.
>>145286750this but perthnext aka melbourne, sydney or brissynow
what was the low point of alf this seasonand what was the high point?low point was turbo autism high point was ken vs sicily
>>145286690im still gonna post porn despite the anti spam measures, but i think micktards days of nonstop shitposting may be numbered
>>145286756>Sydney nowI won't be able to read islamic squiggles
>satday night Fuck it, post tunage https://youtu.be/KzAUyjmedCA?si=ylRhPEH2SEfBB2fq
>>145286756prefer melbournethenless jeets and chinks.
>>145286717i dunno, ask him on onlyfans
XDDDD diddy xdd diddy xdd diddy lol xdd diddy
I was in the Melbourne cbd the other day and saw a fully fledged abo for the first time in years. Is this what other cities are like?
I'm sure there's mega coon abos's in every capital city. why are you so racist? there's no rules saying they cannot be.
>>145286808you sure he wasn't just another jeet
https://youtu.be/JYIaWeVL1JM?si=Bweayu_9c06iBPbl
>>145286767your gay porn shit seems stay up for ages joshie but micksperge's stuff gets deleted immediately2 tier queer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj8xF2bnxp0
what anti spam measures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA
>>145287015canadian seals be like "noooooo" haha
>>145286995increased tariffs on spiced ham innit lad
Fair enough tbqh!
^watch that get deleted but the gay penis wont.
>>145287031is this meant to mean something?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwsmIzTCwsU
MY no. 1 draft pick in the draft
>>145287061nonce
the draft age is 18 now boy
loving these ads in me facey feed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdwUzBa95oQ
does cotton on also supply bras and knickers to aflw teams as part of the guernsey and shorts supply deal?
sleetbro, was THIS sleet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSmT7A-PaX8
i am hot girl and have fetish for sucking penis of incel virgin doughy afl watching chuds
imagine being aflw draftee and day 1 at your new club, picking up all your new training gear and media shirts and jacketthen you get another bag and it's days of the week briefs and gstrings in club colours with bedazzled logo on the front
>>145287195Crisp my missus
Watching alien 3 be like… what da dog doin?
>>145287195fucken hell, you just love coming up with disgusting gay and tranny larps for (You)'s because you have no friends and no life ay?
dont mind some dogging myself
>kink shaming
>>145287219no but Steven May
>i am hot girl and have fetish for sucking penis
I’m dodging the draft if they implemented it
>dodging a past tense
>>145287243I typed ‘impl’ and it auto completed to implemented and I couldn’t be bothered fixing it
crazy how micksperg is unemployable. just boggles the noggin. he's so likable!
for me its implied jailbait nudity>you now remember the bubbling fad
who was the last 17yo drafted in the afl? don't say hogan or omeara they were in the minidraft that doesn't count
dont mind wearing a miniskirt while i got barebacked by strangers myself
currently HOWLING at the absolute state of smellbourne shitty wogball club
>>145287283just saw that third goal kekthat keeper is actual trash
brad ebert was 17 when he debuted that was in 2008 so it must be pretty recent>>145287268
>>145287279>>145287283>>145287298samefag
>this could be a tough night for the greens in queenslandSHOCKING
irrelevant shit hole anyway
dont mind shit holes myself
>>145286338>2 hours later>still up
bluds magic
>>145287341>deleted just before or just after my post goes throughhuh
albo is freaking out rn
>neighbour still has a ‘Yes’ sign in his front yardmate
>>145287364>you still haven't graffiti'd it with a racist messagemate
>>145287371It’s already a racist message
>he didn't hook up his No sign to 2000 volts so that thieves get cooked immediatelyngmi mate
>>145287364g over and knock>knock knock>whos there?>yes>yes who??>yes im a faggot
>>145287364how many times have you pissed on it?
>>145287364>>145287371>>145287377>>145287386samefag
Not sure if it’s windy or if the speedways onAnyway g’night Alf
don't care about your cuck comic collection, mate.
>>145287451>>145287458>>145287464>>145287470>>145287478so true
Why is blud posting black pills on a Saturday evening
>>145287488he's got no life and just wants attention.
Paxy Paxman?
>>145287518steven may not
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-25/reece-sturgeon-kununurra-army-depot-sentence/104513156
>>145287544hmmmm
wild that you could just finger decypher a lock and open the front gate to an army depotimagine if he found the bazookas
How's things?
wild that i could just finger decypher a woman and open the front gate to her pussyimagine if she found my bazooka
>>145287518wonder how many vaginas have enveloped her strap on
>>145287478it's an interesting discussion
Its no wonder the mods autosage this thread
>>145287777checked and correct
>Cook Islandswhat an embarrassing scoreline
Alf w loomed
kek baneland is finna be LNP
past 11 PM is sadsack time, get in here fellow sadsacks, lets sadsackpost.i'm so sad all the time
I've been pretty sad recently because of getting absolutely fucked around by a woman but this evening I had an offer accepted on a little two bedroom apartment so I am currently happy sorry anon
NTA but i might be happy if i could afford rent in this countrybut no lets let in tens of thousands of jeetjeets each year instead
>>145280776I'm like this too but I live in an old house so there's always DIY jobs to keep me busy
yeah we need jeetjeets to come in and build the houses to accommodate the rising population you know, numbers go up et cetera ad infinitum Only way I was in a position to be able to buy a humble little place like this was FIFO and existing rent free out of the rentza's living room from where I am posting lol
you know how human contact makes your brain produce certain kinds of chemicals? what if me never having ever touched a female has caused me have to have some kind of chemical deficiency that is greatly negatively affecting my life but because i lack perspective of life with the chemical i just have no idea how much i'm missing out and suffering. it's entirely possible that if had a girlfriend and kissed a girl that most of my problems in live would just vanish now that i have that chemical
>Australia's population was 14 million in 1980>its at 25+ million now>birth rates have been below replacement level that entire timethat population growth was purely caused by immigrationimagine how much larger our carbon footprint is because of this
>>145288359you've honestly got it figured out I reckon but good luck getting any 'professional' help unfortunatelyRecently for the first time in my life I was having the girlfriend experience of hanging out with this girl and we'd make plans on the weekend and where usually I'd just get fucking plastered on a friday night we were doing stuff on a saturday so I'd not drink and we'd go off and have a great timebut at the end it made me realise how honestly good it was doing all of that, I know it's cliche but it was colour compared to the greyscale of the routine that I had been living and am back in to, it's the case for me where not having that is shit but I have tasted it but am also not in your situation of never having anything, I have just never formed the long term relationship
>>145281731>Collingwood is named the magpies because they swoop in September...They've been swooping for almost 2 months shut-in, infact they've probably finished judging by all the grey-backed teen magpies around.
>>145283067Idiots don't realise that you can't do anything in US politics without bending the knee to the Jews. Trump does what he needs to, but his face to face meetings with Netenyaghtjew proves otherwise.
>queensland voted in an LNP governmentalbover
I use to make fun of a kid in school by saying that his birth was an accident but then I realised that mine actually was and that most people alive are accidents and are born unintentionally from unsafe sex and not because the parents actually wanted children
>>145288703i think you are getting bastards confused with people
ordered a 'za, lads
what'd ya go for?
capricciosa with 'chovies
shiggs lost again but ella had another good gameella and charlie AA is a CERTAINTY
lol
>>145289685you'll be at the pub and have this feeling in the back of your head like someone is watching youone day mate one day
tfw minute 6 of nofap
>>145293687stay strong brother hitler also practised semen retention amongst many other disciplined men that impacted the world in profound ways
>>145294152I failed again. I’m now at 20 minutes nofap.
>>145289685so true
Woke up drunkMight go for a sunday drive to clear my head
>>145293687I'm on day 6 unironically
>>145305850based kingy
got super stoned last night and watched the trump on jregotta finish the rest of it but trump is extremely socially intelligent and rogan always tries to get him back to answer the question it's amazing it's like a full on unspoken battle between the two. trump obviously had an agenda to speak the most and limit to how much Joe can speak. But Joe does some clever shit to get him to wrap up. amazing viewing. I don't really like Trump but he's an amazing public figure. So interesting.That's my blog.Dosn
>>145310144there was a webm in a china rekt thread a few days ago where a mantis was squaring off against a mechanical plasma cutter spewing 5000 degree shit out and the mantis dgaf. was hilarious, should've saved it.
Good morning alf
>>145296239if I had a dollar for every time I ended a streak, I'd own property in this countryyou only fail when you give up for goodget back on the horse and try and learn from your last setback
>>145310344yeah i love webms like that. i reckon I've seen that one too. crazy insects
>>145310344i love animals btw kek
coomed again. I truly don’t want to coom but I get a slight craving then it’s like I’m under a spell until I coom
So horny I could drive my wood through a barn door. Wish my gf was here.
>the year is 2017>tigers just won the flag>you are at any house party/club post 6pm>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxjWa5GUMZk is playing>you are having the time of your life
I'm gonna /r/ it in /an/. also, new nick daicos just dropped
>>145313129kek look at nick go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQayvRxgxuUfuck ozzy is based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-qAwokf9-Y
saw some members of the black uhlans mc before didnt they think were still around they used to be a power broker of the mc world
>>145313129>>145310877>>145311222got it
>>145313947fucking kek
big Australia vs New Zealand league game this arvo fellas
hope you enjoy it m8
eating Macca's in the Macca's car park
smoking weed in my backyard
smoking tobacco on my balconyjust cooked a chicken cashew kormadrinking goonlistening to back to mine: fatboy slim
miss the 2020-21 vaxxie erahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn1-1Ap2gQ8
>>145279933the only people that go to starbucks in australia are women and/or SEA/chinese students
>>145279933>piara watersnever even heard of that shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aiay8I5IPB8dosn
do dumb normies really watch this cringe shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIEVoulYZM0
>>145316810it's one of those grim newbuild suburbs full of eastern state and overseas immigrants
>IRAN’S SUPREME Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has died aged 85Oh I'm sure this will get spicy
finished a phone call with my mother, I only have 1 word answers and then didn’t say I love her when I hung up. this is what she gets for letting me eat ice cream as a kid, her son (me) is now an autistic manchild
>>145317808fuck sake fucking jews they're gunna kill us all
I’m addicted to fapping and caffeine. I’m quitting them starting now (I drank an energy drink and coomed 10 minutes ago for the last time.
>this cunt againnoone cares about your shitty mum
>>145317970where was your father?
>>145317991he died old, his 2nd born son will slip into his shoes. but its definitely bad timing. or it's not, idc really.
quitting heroin is unironically much easier than quitting fapping
Been a while since I’ve seen JHawk’s nice bum posted in these threads
>>145318006dead
>>145318024i'm gunna tell you something you wont probably believe but israel are using magic tier technology to locate a lot of these dudes and then kill them but make it look conventional>he died in a missile strike>he died in a helicopter crash>he died of natural causes in his sleep>oh the pagers all blew up but they can't find traces of explosivesetc etc...
>>145318075THE JEWS HAVE THE ARK OF THE COVENANT!!!!! AHHHHH SAVE ME ALLAH!!!!!!!
>>145318029Lets fix thatHere is the nicest piece of Aussie arse ever
>>145318057you're weak as piss if that's actually true
>>145318114HAWKO = PERFECTION
>>145318114I think this screenshot shows how firm it actually is.
>>145318122I know I’m weak, I’m a manchild
>>145318122it's generally understood that anon, who's been sooking about his mum for years, is indeed weak as piss. he loves the attention. maybe it's a larp/'mick but I get the feeling it actually isn't.
>>145318144lol
>>145317970>wahh mummy issuesgrow up
>>145318114>>145318144>>145318171STILL REMEMBER BERT NEWTON PLAYING THIS OVER AND OVER
>>145318155yet you won't fuck off. do that. I'll buy you some icecream>>145318171this shot is terrible.
>>145318170It’s not a larp, I’m not mick, and it’s only been a few months
>>145318192I don’t want ice cream, I want to be healthy and have abs one day. You’re a crab in a bucket for trying to tempt me with ice cream, trying to ruin my road to recovery
>he doesn't understand what a 'mick isyeah fuck off dickhead
That red gstring slip up was so fkn hot bros
>>145318102>le anyone concerned about this is le arab who is cryingi just find this all extremely disconcerting they are sending a message to everyone in the whole world for those that can see>look what we can do and make it look like a conventional thingand you can't call us out on it or you will seem a kook and be shamed (kinda like what you did)but again they aren't intelligent enough to realise >we have this tech or better in our arsenal we just use it very sparingly or in an extremely covert manner never so openly like they haveit's just they are going if not have already started a second arms race now, they already started the nuclear arms race in the middle eastrussia is watching this and if things get desperate they'll probably give some disruptive tech to the iranian's even though they probably don't trust the iranian's with it at this point in time
>>145318128Melbourne Cups aren’t the same without her
>>145318114>>145318144>>145318171imagine the warm poos it's pushed out over the years
>>145318171I have a nicer ass than that
so dinner: I have some leftover spag bol, or I have this wicked looking chicken peanut korma. or I have lamb. but I have no vegies to go with it. and I'm over the limit. wat do
>>145318246lamb is the correct choice
>>145318241Piss offHawkins is prime arseYou definitely don’t have a better arse than herShe’s a 10/10
>>145318254it's really nice lamb from the dandy ranges. but I have no vegies. I have potato gems. lamb and gems? I have a nice shiraz too.
ashcroft didnt deserve the norm smith
>>145318275i'd just eat the lamb by itself
>>145318171BEST BUM EVER
>>145318283i thought Kai Lohmann or achee deserved it more
>>145318287I have 333 apple sauce! fuck yes. Lamb it is.
>>145318299yep, those are the two i had in mind as well ashcroft coasted, ah chee and lohmann played well when the game was still close
Distinct lack of >eating meatpostinghopefully that cunt's died of aids and homosex
Post more angles of JHawks arse
>>145318322i'm having roast pork for dinner
>>145318327THIS
>>145318335EXCELLENT.
>>145318327yeah i'm not 100% sold that it's nice and firm and perkyi think it might be a bit flabby but i need a few more angles to come to a decision
>>145318327rare jhawk swimming, me tapping her on the arse, jake being a cuck filming us
just found out weightman is an """"""""""""artist""""""""""""""""" ahahahahah
>>145318193>a larp/'micki.e. a larp or a micklearn to read
oh wow look a pancake assyawn. bye.
>>145318241trip on hank hill
another angler of j hawk's arse
Sunday afternoon depression approaches, partly because I’ve coomed 5 times today
>>145318355Jhawk and Alba have very similar assesBoth hot as fuck
Shut the fuck up you retarded arsehole.
>>145318395Nice try but completely wrongHawkins has an incredible rearNo similarity at all to Hank
>>145318464meant Albo
>>145318471Fk off Hawkins is a national treasure and has a perfect bum
>>145318471based Barnaby Joyce
I’m so sad all the time. I don’t think things will get better for me, just worse as I age each day with no positive change
>>145318114GREAT ASS
>>145318506crisp me (except apathetic moreso than sad)
More jHawk pics!!!
WHEN I THINK OF A WOMAN'S ASS SOMETHING COMES OUT OF ME
No woman will knock on my door and tell me she’ll help fix my problems and turn me from a manchild into a man.
>>14531818920 to 1 was lit -> Hawkins arse always made the highlights lol
Filter going haywire
>>145318593correct, it will never happen FATGUTS.
Trust the Plan. 2 more weeks.
Anyone here going to do NNN?
Jen’s arse is perfectIf you disagree you’re ghey
>>145318478>he's still simping for a busted hag who doesn't know that he exists
simping for women is patheticif you disagree you're beta
Women are based as fuck you worthless fucking dumb cunt spastic plebocrat retard.
are you talking to me
noone's talking to you dickhead.time to prep dinner.
pork, duck and pork belly for din dinz over rice and plum sauce
I’m not eating anything for dinner, I need to lose weight.
finna going here tomorrow for lunch with my family.
not reading any of that shit
>>145318911Been there before, it's pretty good. Can take a while for food to be ready though
>>145318911based neet
>>145318940I'll keep that in mind.>>145318967not neet. family is in town for a wedding. this is a big deal. took the day off. didn't want to take them to lygon st .
>if you don't simp for busted women you are... le plebocrat!genius
>>145318911Just love the hustle and bustle
>>145319094let me guess, you don't like good food? or spending time with your family?
>>145319127I don’t like my family
>>145290789nice
Jen’s ass is nice
My mother actually thinks she did a good job as one. If she did, I wouldn’t have turned out this way.
fuck up cunttake some responsibility for your life
>>145319134sucks to be you champ.
>>145319164what about her? should she take responsibility? she’s the one inflicting suffering
listening to the new gy!be album
i need a kino to watch but something to turn my brain off too like a dumb 90's action movie or thriller or some kind of adventure film
>>145319127DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
the humble sunday spergout
Crazy to think Jen didn’t ever want to show that perfect arse but we were lucky enough to see it when her skirt accidentally fell off
the humble sunday pasta post
>>145319269Tonights kino, they sure don't make em like this anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1DWBKk5xHQ
>>145319306been jerking off to kylies feet for over 20 years
Trump is gunna make the 2020's like the 90's I can't wait.
>Drumpf
australians invested in american politics is pretty cringe
hahahaha I LOVE superhero movies!
>My Prime Minister.
>>145319326theres only a select few i like
>>145319326based
>3g shutdown is tomorrowWatch all the boomers that are unable to call 000 suffer until they buy a new VoLTE """approved""" phone
We are going to have another renaissance that will last at least 2 decades. Like what happened at the end of the 80's.
Those pics of Hawkos arse take me back to being a young lad
reminds me of my babysitter when i was 14 who raped me
>BREAKING NEWS: niggers are fucken dumbhttps://www.jpost.com/omg/article-826250
The world is going to heal and all the shit people will go back to their mud farms or rock lands.
https://au.fleshlight.com/products/turbovery dissapointing will be going back to old faithful
I remember recording a VHS of Hawkins gstring clad bum when that happened
Two large pizzas: Consumed.Seventh wank of the day: Looming.
>>145319381the OG still #1
>>145319398nigga wat
>>145319398thumbnail looks like a cappacino
Think Fox Footy will poach anyone else from 7?Maybe one of the good ones this time?
>>145319381ease up turbo
90's kino night>chain reaction>blown away>fled
>KINO!!!!
>>145319547this is the post
yeah mate scrolling through tik tok is a way better use of your free time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k
>>145319387Post it on here
>>145319573god he's hot
Help me understand /cric/ lore, there's Zachy and that Brit poster who spams "a*glo" and variations thereof
>>145319592based tune. same guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5bBCaUnPq4
Miss Fitzroy
Thank you fellow bros for the Jen ass pics
>>145319648lurk moar
>>145319648zachy has been on /cric/ for yearshe's basically just a neet due to an inheritance from his grandpa who passed awayhe does kinda work but in a very casual capacity at some corpo but he's very vague about ithe was a skinny little runt with balding hair and recently started working out and took up bouldering as a hobbie which he is very proud of and think that's what makes him a man now and he should get respectalthough he dresses like a gay man from the 60'sduring the australian offseason of cric he usually blog posts regularly often same fagginduring the australian summer of cric he fires up the vpn and pretends to be indian or an indian living in britain to stir up other postersthis makes him feel more powerful than aussie posters as he thinks they are being trixxied by him and he has a greater intellect than usagain he samefags a lot of his postsbard was another english offseason poster who was a middle tier beuarocrat in the government who would bitch about his lap top thumbing like having to go to meetings and suchzachy and bard used to converse quite a lot about mundane things like registered days off or the NHS in england stuff like thatzachy is extremely fearful of the aussie migration to cric in summer because he is deathly afraid of being relentlessly bullied by aussieshence pretending to be a pajeet in england and using a vpnthe guy on the left of pic related is what he used to look like but he's put on a lot of muscle since theni hope this helps
>>145319738schorchies
cricket is an npc sport
>Biffs Bumps & Brawlershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjwxU6xRGVk
nothing gayer than /sp/ "characters"
>>145319893what about sucking 10 dicks at once?
>>145319917thats just pre-season at Collingwood.
>your alarm is set for 8 hours and 3 minutes
honestly can't see my penis ever entering a vagina unless i take the degen prozzie path
>>145320024and even then technically you are not touching one because you're wearing a comdom
>>145320024I’m too autistic to even purchase a prostitute. The only way I’d ever lose my virginity is from a woman raping me.
there's something seriously wrong with seppos
>>145320162fucking hell.
listening to candle shop music it's sending me lads
I feel a little bad for my mother since I was dismissive and cold to her on our earlier phone call. Though she did let me eat ice cream for breakfast as a kid, so perhaps she is reaping what she sowed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WbP18qcE78https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsl-KHGe4Kkremember when women were kind souls that were sensual and healing?feminism and edward bernays destroyed women
>>145320235based and bernayspilled
>>145320162leftists*
I need a gun.
>>145320235https://youtube.com/watch?v=c277UL4iAC0
>>145320276based i listen to her as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru004sZMqjc
>>145320275We all do.
I’m defective.
>>145320275>>145320303
>>145320306You aren't you just don't belong in this system that stifles us and cages us.
meant detective
I miss the touch of a woman. Her soft supple small hands and beautiful figure mixed with her enchanting eyes and gorgeous heart shaped face and soft lips with that girlish fun attitude. All taken away from me and I did nothing wrong. I'll kill you for this. I will be free and free of you. I will have a family and a son to carry on my name this i promise to god.
>>145319738Can't believe somebody actually saved my shitty photoshop from years ago.
>>145320500I’ve never even felt the touch of a woman
and WE will take this nation back it is not captured it is not over
it’s over
>>145320513you will every man deserves to feel the warmth of a woman and the
>>145320551>>145320513>and theand the* taste of power at least once
>>145320549for you it is demoralizer
I wont ever lie down.
Is this the 2017 Dusty of arses???GOAT
>>145320885YEAAAAA -> PERFECT BUMMMM
>>145320885It is certainly up there
>>145320885Always found it insane there was no front shots of that event
>>1453208852017 Dusty overrated…. Jen’s ass however is not overrated at all
Do they still measure ratings using Nielsen boxes?
wait for jhawk simp to die off me
>>145321169Don’t like nice arses? Jen is elite
>>145316810dockies moved to cockburn to get closer to success
yahweh is not my god and satan
>>145322049sorry for the confusion what i mean is that yahweh is satan
my soul is immortal and divine
>>145321036yes matethats how we know that afl isnt mogged in the ratings by nrl like peter vlandys would have us believe
>>145322049based sodomite
>accept God into my heart>meet the love of my life 3 months laterBasedLove heals lads, a lot of you just need to accept yourselves and get on with things to find true happiness.
dear godgive me a gf right now and I’ll convert
>there are no good arrowp-ACK!>>145337764>>145337912>>145337915
absolutely sick of youse
Why does every cookie cutter footy player play golf all of a sudden
>>145346964as someone who plays golf, I'll tell you why. it's social, you can be a gear queer and spend $$$ on good clubs, it's low impact, you're outside or indoors at a range, you can drink and you're away from people. its a nice autistic sport .
>>145346109see you tomorrow
waiting for the draft then the fixture release
>Ebony Bell, 28, appeared before Melbourne Magistrates’ Court via a video link on Monday after being charged with allegedly assaulting Thorpe following the Essendon-Richmond game at the MCG in May, during the AFL’s Indigenous round.
>boong on boong crimeWHAT ARE WHITE MEN SO VIOLENT?
>>145347910cos dey dick small
>Vote counting indicates Nick Reece leads the race to be the City of Melbourne’s lord mayor, but a strong showing for the Liberals means Anthony Koutoufides is also in with a chance.>Preferences could help the Carlton AFL great pull off a shock win, with early counting obtained by The Age showing Reece’s team has the strongest primary vote for the councillor ticket, with 13,243 votes or 22.55 per cent of the primary vote.
wog neighbours are going OFF
>>145348986based off what
>>145349022dunno, don't speak italian or croat they're yelling in both
seems op forgot to link:>>145347677
