Laffs Edition /hoc/vious: >>145309546
free palestine
>L4FFS>L4FFS >L4FFS >L4FFS
>>145313952>it was 3-0
>>145313984>flame5
/KRAK/
time for some free AHL puck
Ok time to watch some blue jackets and predators. Name some blue jackets and predators for me I forgot all of them
how many tonight?
>>145313988Then they let in 6 goals
world series baseball is more boring than a random regular season hockey game
I can't imagine being in the locker room and Matthews having the C on his chest saying he's sorry for the fuck up with his teenage puberty voice. I wouldn't take him seriously.
>>145314041StalinHitlerHirohitoChurchillMussoliniRoosevelt
Team better make it up for the Wolf & Weegs. They played incredible.
>>145313971What a deal
>listening to the kraken feed for forslund in a canes matchupkino
>>145314050A cheeky 0 I think.
godspeed, krakheads
>Boise's Undefeated Steelheads
"Go Panthers" chant in NY
>>145314050I'm wearing his jersey so a hatty
Holy shit Petersson is bald (just like me)
>scores in his first game backyeahi'm thinkin basef
>>145314108Thanks bro!
>>145314050own-goal hat trick
jackson blake stinks, another nepo babby for the canes
Huomenta but the opposite
FUCK TRUDEAU
>due to an abundance of caution
my islanders should've relocated instead of wasting all that money on a new arena
>>145314167this exact team was charles wang's vision
>
>>145314117lmao wasting money on a petterson jersey
>>145314113Does Oregon and Washington consider Idaho part of the PNW?
>The Leafs were largely dominated by the Bruins yet again (To absolutely no one's surprise) after they were previously beaten handedly by the Blues and embarrassed by the Blue Jackets throughout this week (Although any Leafs fan could of seen that Jackets loss coming from a mile away)This likely means we're gonna get the Leafiest outcome possible, which is that they absolutely destroy the Jets on Monday, end their winning streak without much fanfare, and every Leafs fan acts like the last week didn't even happen.
>>145314191copefuture Hart winner
>>145314193I don't even consider Oregon part of the PNW
>>145314193they doit's high desert atmosphere here, though
>>145314101Forslund is the so good. We are so lucky to have him. I honestly don't know why he did it.
>>145313971It's an inconvenient location if you want to break free from Ohio though? Or are you thinking they just move to become part of Pennsylvania?It's a bit easier to become free if you're right by the coast I would think.
I think I'm going to tug on my penis until i ejaculate
>>145314076pretty much just marbles in the mouth excuses at this point. better to say nothing. the money vs effort discrepancy has never been higher. what can Berube say to change that fundamental flaw?
>>145314254Home of JT Miller.
thanks monty
Shit games
Okay im here now
>>145314193It isn’t
shame wrong
>>145314193no>>145314249no
When is Stamkos going to do something?
>>145314161As of 2024, Canada is the only G7 country that has no gold reserves. There are no assets backing the dollar. Nothing.>>145314219Sounds good, Sean.
Svechnikov storms the net like the RGF stormed Selidovo
>>145314294Was East Palestine blowing up foreshadowing
*whines about charles wang for the millionth time*
so many Ws today, lads
>>145314193Lol wtf. Idaho isn't even a real place. It's a penal colony for inbred humans. The Alabama of the northwest
>>145314430It’s also where Californian failures move to
>>145314462Where do failures from Idaho go to?
>>145314278Embrace Christ pervert
you people hungry?
>>145314483Alberta.... Calgary most likely
Orlov sucks
>>145314512dark meat only don, thanks.
>>14531427810 buck streetwalkers in every town now buddy no excuses.
fatty maroon still has it
>>145314219Yeah that sounds like the leafs. Gary's getting lazy and predictable with the scripts
Have you guys every had hot steamy Floridian cock before?
New Heartland episodes on Sunday!
Marcus is better than Elias at this point
who are the Yankees/Dodgers of the NHL
hawkies tried at least. even though bertuzzi is /ourguy/, he looks pretty slow out there
muh Golden Gophers
>>145314667Doesn’t exist. We have a salary cap so you can’t buy championships in hockey. If you could, the Leafs would win a playoff series.
>>145314700I believe he was only good in the covid year, like the habs
>>145314772He was also the only Bruin who showed up in games 5-7 in the Panthers comeback series.
>>145314387>gold reservesKek. We can just dig up more gold from the ground whenever we feel like it. We like digging up oil better though.
just remembered PLD is getting 8.5 a year for a few more yearsmorbid
Jackets/Predators going to overtime
>>145314842Absolute power play merchant
penalty for getting to a puck first
How’s it going /sp haven’t been here in ages. I’ve been too busy making money at my job and having sex with my gf. So how about those Jets eh?
if the Seattle Kraken want to win this hockey game, I think that they need to get more shots on net
>>145314933what about them?
kraken pp so small
women may have no fucking place behind the bench but at least she's nice to look atgod I love a tall pale woman with a tall nose and a a sharp jawline
N/a/shville!
>islanders>it was 3-0
Flames and Islanders lost =(
>>145315041That’s not a woman that’s Dave Lowry
>>145315139And perhaps most importantly of all, so did Toronto.
shit first period lads
my canesies :) are leading
>>145314869He’s spending at least half of that on coke
Canucks need to score a goal to tie this game up
>>145315196eat cock randy
>>145314941they're winning this the detroit way
>>145315210Would that be enough to win?
Hey can someone tell the canucks to win. They the last leg of me parlay
>>145315260This is a gambling free general. Fuck off degenerate!
My suckies. God they look like shit
why does /hoc/ hate Florida?
>>145314533dude's a pylon kwab
drink everytime Pettersson falls to his knees
>>145315310they're pretty fucking dirty
>>145315356*whips out dick**grabs a beer*
>knights having to carry the broship AGAINheavy is the head that wears the crown.
holy fuck pettershit fucking do something
>>145315415Nobody cares about the broship but you
>>145315434cope bud you and noel are card carrying members of the broship
>>145315434unlock it bud. i see you're a doyers fan now kwab remember when you were a rags fan in the yoffs
Islanders used to be dirty now I'm not sure what they do
>>145315222eat cope, fagposterthe caniacs are unstoppable
>>145315310They’re a sunbelt team
>>145315571until the playoffs come around kwab
>>145315310they hate us cause they ain't us
>>145315617>literally never ever posts his own shit teamcurious!
>>145315639my team won the cup last year :^)
cmon krakkers, don't shit the bed
>>145315686and you're still seething?sad!
>>145315719but enough about you
>#Isles HC Patrick Roy was asked about Pierre Engvall postgame:>"We know what he did for this team the past two years, and I guess Lou thought it was a good moment for him to be back and play."At what point does the general manager realize he's wrong?
don't worry caniacs kraken have tiny pp
>>145315730>n-no you...I accept your concession
We blamed trotz, we blamed Lambert, we blamed roy.Guys, it's the players.I'm not going to name names. But some of these guys stink. Some of them are over rated. And overall, this team just doesn't have the talent.
wtf why did that kraken guy not skate at all behind the net and just let chatfield clear it?and wasn't that a letter on his jersey?ooooof.
>>145315814>some of these guys stinkthat's just stink peninsula itself
Crosby has been a no-show this season. Him getting a fat juicy new contract was the worst thing ever to the Penguins. Dubas losing again.
>>145315310I don't. I hate the commissioners faggy agenda to "grow the game". When in reality its more like "give them a cup or else they'll die" just like Arizona did this year. The team, the staff, the fans, even the location I don't give a shit about. Its only when you start seeing the meddling happen for the 'chosen' team every playoffs.
>>145315283FREE GAMBLING? WHERE!!!
lmao Pettershit scored
>>145316009Panthers are Gil Stein's fault though. NHL didn't have a commissioner when they were created.
>>145316040boooo, lame
5V5 PETTERSSON GOALI thought the day would never come.
>>145313952HOLY SHIT THE SWEDISH TWINK FINALLY SCORES
if canucks score another goal they will have the lead
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT WE BACK NUCKSISTERS
Smokin’ that Kiefer wrapper in a Sherwood
>>145315310It's full of latinx people.
WTF WTF WTF WTF
>>145316009Arizona would have almost certainly died even if they won a cup
Thank you nuckies. Please continue to be winning this game so i can turn 0.20 into 0.65
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
I never doubted my Nuckies, not even for a moment.
TOTAL NUCK DOMINANCE
Kraken are gooning it up (and not to their coach)
>>145316119One of those minutes that remind you life is worth living
>>145315777>if you win you loseKWAB
>>145316095you're on bath salts
GOAL HAS BEEN REDEEMED
>VanecekAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Penguins got POO'D
SAR!
SIIIIIIIIIIR GOAL GOT REDEEMED
>letting Ass Deep Pain score on you
ASS DEEP PAIN
post indian hockey girls
I've come to realize that I just simply do not enjoy watching or following this team anymore. I've become a bigger Steelers and Pirates fan than Penguins fan simply because this team is so painfully unenjoyable to watch.It's not even that they're bad, it's that they're bad while also not being enjoyable to watch at all. It's a stale team that loses all of the time and won't make any changes it needs to be better, why even watch them?
imagine if they carried a hockey stick instead of a sword
>They lose horribly>Fans are noone to be foundThats Flamers for ya
scccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>145316091don’t call me that
my habbies righted the ship:)
>>145316091Bungie says that they're called Latinaeox
Why isnt Singh commentating this game?
just saw marchand's ot goal where badtthews coughs it up. stopping by to make one >laffs post before going to bed.>laffs
>>145316463he got assassinated by Modi
>>145316377what a spoiled brat pussy
>down by two?>better smack someone in the face with my stick :^)
>>145316473Good night fellow laffs poster
God my penguins are shit
>>145316511very much sobut don't worry, it just means that they'll get their next Lemieux / Crosby in a few years
>5harks
>>145316547it's crazy how this franchise almost relocated not even two decades after winning two cupsdefinition of bandwagon franchise
>>145316604the penguins success should've gone to the pirates
>knights giving up another free goal in the last minute in a periodretards. luckily they're playing trans jose
I didn't think the sharkies could get worse
>>145314724Hell yeah
did anyone else see tkachuk fuck around with the islanders goalie and they literally did nothing. kek what a pathetic organization.
>spelled San Jose>pronounced San Hosé
>>145316804retard
>>145315310Florida is the laughing stock of the rest of the US
Looking at the shitguins box score and lmaoing. How could you honestly load your team up with fucking dinosaurs and think anything good would come out of it. A total failure of a roster from the backend to the front lmao
>>145316801dont worry Matt Martin did something (he didn't)same shit happened to them against Carolina but nah, lets not get tougher. lets not try to improve. lets be complacent.
>>145316815Bizarrely, Kevin hayes and pulju are both good
>>145316813they’ve won several cups this milly.
>get rid of steve spott a couple years ago>get rid of diva overachiever faggots in the offseason>have no problem scoring goals>have the second best power play in the leaguegod bless kelly mccrimmon
>>145316822just like our stephen
Bragging about beating the Sharks lol
Is there mario kart tournament going on in here or something
>>145316857where?
>>145316862>>145316854meds
>>145316857A win is a win.
>>145316857Sad desu
>>145316857Sharks are starting with 16 winless and making history
>>145316879does it really count as a win if you beat up on a really bad team?
Fuck Gary
>>145316900retard
>>145316900>if you win you loseKWAB
Why is Gary trying to suppress the vote?
>>145316945what?
>>145316945Fun fact: if I click on "Sabres vs. Senators" on onhockey, I will instantly turn into dust!
stop the count
i watch peoples wedding first dance videos during intermissions. what do you guys do?
>>145316997Smoke weed and ciggarettes
he made a tight little play in his own end, sometimes you've gotta absorb some contact to make it happen
Do you think his schnozz gives him an advantage in regards to air intake?
>>145316997bad shofer videos on telegram
>>145316997go on hfboard
MY historically shit San Jose Sharkies :(
>>145316997If it’s a local broadcast I’ll watch intermission since it’s full of soul
>>145315283Doubles and we can discuss goombling in these generals forever
>>145317052dubs and that shit is forever offtopic
dubs and
>rust comes back>rust goes outno half-off milkshakes anymore
>>145317077lmao
>injured by 5’8 HoglanderKek
>>145317077and what?
>>145317090simple as
boeser the beauty
who's giving the jets their first loss
is there actually a guy on the canucks named arsedeep
>>145317148my clubbies
>>145317148Hockey Club
>>145317151Must be nice to have a relative in the NHL
Fucking finally!
>get a goal>better pull a fucking penalty!fucking tards
>laffs
Elias PetterssonElias PetterssonMarcus PetterssonSo this "Petters" fellow had 3 sons and not only did all 3 of them make it into the NHL, he named 2 of them Elias.
Has some indian guy named his kid pucksdeep yet
why can't all games be this exciting :'(
>>145317254It's well known that Elias 2 came from the milkman
>>145317254Marcus Pettersson's dad was a really good center at Swedish level. Now he's a grave digger.
My Jackies
he's done. never playing another game.
>score a goal>fucking dies
Malkin with a weird celebration after scoring
penny down
>>145316009Canadian teams just can't get it done and revert to niggerdom like this I love it.
>>145317300
literally nothing wrong with digging graves
>>145316009A Canadian team is responsible for the trade that got them there
>>145317300He looks like he does porn
bud has a sister named betty
just heard the news
gg caniacs, at least it wasn't a shut out, im going to bed
sccaaarrrr
>>145316968Retard
>>145317394Sounds just like my islanders
>>145317400good night krakiac
Arshdeep...Bains?
he's a big sneed
me on the right
he did not of flying good
>And the Kraken are goin' to Davy Jones's locker!
perhaps he's wondering why someone would rag the puckbefore throwing it up the ice
kwabn(kek, what a bitch net)
>>145317394>WELL I JUST HEARD>THE NEWS TODAY>IT SEEMS MY LIFE>IS GONNA TO CHANGE>I CLOSED MY EYES>BEGIN TO PRAY>THEN TEARS OF JOOOY>STREAM DOWN MY FAAAAAAACE
Le Tang means The Tang in french
it's time for the penguins to face facts
>>145317536big if true
we won :)
>>145317429Fuck off faggot
the crosby retirement parade will make all this worth it
gg caniac bros
>>145317411Seth Jarvis looks like God pushed his face from both sides and Alex DeBrincat looks like God pushed his face from both up and down.
>>145317452
>>145317559damn nigger are you gonna be okay
>>145317559fuck you
>>145317544the time to face facts was when they lost to my islanders in 2019
>>145317565eat cock randy
>>145317544That Karlsson should play 25 minutes and Letang 19?
>>145316095The ducks devils and isles all escaped relocation just because they won cups and thus are deemed important to league history by gare bear
>>145317578no
>>145317590over 2/3rd's of the NHL would relocate then given your logic. gary bettman is to blame for his sport for becoming irrelevant lol.
>>145317569I got to meet evan bouchard when he played for the knights and he is somehow even more crosseyed in real life
>octopussy postedI'm out
>>145317527based, creed rules.
>>145317603save that for the nucks games, when he post those Asian big tit gifs
>>145317605yes unironically there are far too many teams in the league. the nhl simply can not compete in the south
>>145317620so your solution is to remove teams instead of properly advertising marketing promoting and caring for the sport? thank god you're not our commissioner
>m-marchessault and s-stephenson l-left!!!!!>w-who's gonna score g-goals?!?!?!?!?!?!?!*AHEM*KWAB fuck those diva FAGGOTS
>>145317609Kek. Maybe that's the secret behind the Bouch Bomb. Goalies trying to look at where he looks and can't figure out where he has his gaze.
>>145317603then you have my sympathy
>>145317644Shut up you fucking retard. openly flaunting over october like it fucking means the stanley cup.
>>145317660we won the cup last year :^)no milly?KWAB
Realistically, if the Pens trade Crosby or Malkin or Karlsson, where can you see them going?>>145317609Marner and Chucky seemed pretty nice looking in comparison. Juolevi was always surprised looking
>>145317618Human Clay is all killers no fillers.
>>145317670you didnt win the cup last year, Florida did.
>>145317675florida won thec up in 2023?do you have proof for that bud?DWIW:^)
>>145317670>last yearinb4 kwabendar year
>>145317686lmao fucking retard
>>145317686MEANT FOR >>145317679 oops
>>145317660bud your islanders only cup in the last 40 years came courtesy of my knighties via the broship. show some respect to your superiors
>>145317686>>145317698
>>145317673marner looked like a little dweeb in junior lol. buddy had real fucked up teeth and he had braces for a couple seasons
>>145317673>Realistically, if the Pens trade Crosby or Malkin or Karlsson, where can you see them going?They won't trade any of them you retard. If they just do as I fucking said since they acquired Karlsson they would be fine right now. Play Karlsson his 25 minutes and Letang a maximum of 20 min and they would have a balanced defense, but Sullivan is too fucking thick to understand the conjunction between Karlsson sucking while sharing ice time with Brent Burns and Kris Letang and winning the Norris while being the top dog.Sullivan and Dubas are literally retarded for not realizing this.
>>145317673The Penguins aren't trading any of those guys
>>145317701"bud your islanders"who fucking talked about the islanders i'm talking about you waving your dick in the air beating the Sharks, Senaturds, Ducks and buck broken avalanche like you'll win the cupfuck the islanders. they don't mean shit in a conversation about vegas.
>>145317715>>145317696>no argumentTYFYCBs
>>145317730didn't read your cope bud the broship won no thanks to your islanders kwab
>he thinks post-lockout cups count
>>145317722This was the reason for why BabCOCK bullied Marner.
>>145317735>be retarded>get called a retard>sperg out like a retardKWAB
>>145317725the team isn't built to run the offence through karlsson and it never will be
>>145317638The NHL can try as hard as they can to promote themselves, no network wants to give the sport proper air time because why would they waste a prime time slot on a sport that gets outdrawn by womens basketball. if we had 4 less teams the cap would be higher, the talent pool would be tighter and the product would be better resulting in greater viewership
>>145317757>doubling down on no argument>ad hominemKWAB:^)IAYCCAAB
>>145317754
Vegas won the cup this milly islanders haven’t… if only copey was so courteous to invite my loser team to the broship so I could enjoy some measure of success.
>>145317766>be retard>continue being a retardKWARB
>>145317760>because why would they waste a prime time slot on a sport that gets outdrawn by womens basketballbecause why try to advertise your sport at all? why try to throw any money into marketing and other crap so nobody talks about the sport? Oh wait this is Canada, where people bitch about a player showing a modicum of emotion and we still run by barbarian rules.
>>145317785but enough about you
>>145317754The marner mulley was unreal. that line with dvorak and tkachuk was literally unstoppableBabs literally threw a hissy fit on the draft floor and almost quit a month into his contract because he wanted Noah Hanifin instead
>>145317801>n-n-no uKWARB
Did you guys see the fireworks in Surrey when ashdeep bains scored? I’m glad hockey is growing amongst diverse communities.
>>145317822you should take a speech class bud
>>145317791what more do you want the nhl to do? they literally have 3400 brand sponsorships and people still aren't tuning inthe nhl has mcdavid and bedard front and center
>>145317854you should take a posting class retard
>>145317725>"If you just play Karlsson 25 minutes and Letang 20 minutes they would be fine"Dude, their team is fucking dogshit from top to bottom. Last time he won the Norris, San Jose ran it with him as "top dog" and went 22-44-16. He scored 101 points and ended with a -26. That's being on the ice for an average of 1.5 goals per game. This team wouldn't be fixed by running it through Karlsson and limiting Letang, and they won't make the playoffs with this roster. When your best goalie is a fucking rookie finn, you're in trouble.Also, I'll trust Sullivan, a two time cup winner, over some random tard swede with a massive boner for his countryman. This is a GM issue, not a coaches.
>>145317863really? because it doesn't feel like that at all in the states.
It’s not a conwindince that leafs improved when dubas was fire
but the leafs are shit right now
>>145317899just like my islanders
>>145317815I remember when Marner had 14 points in 4 games at the mem cup, dvorak was right behind him with 12 points. Probably the greatest offensive line I've seen in my lifetime.
>>145317899cope they’re grittier and meaner. The regular season might take a hit but they’re built for playoffs now.
>>145317913Dvorak is a UFA at the end of the season
I could hear Panthers fans in an away game. In New York.
>>145317777quads acknowledged
my clubbies fucking WON AGAIN
I don't think so
Feels great being a Canucks fan right about now.
>>145317872>I'll trust Sullivan, a two time cup winner, over some random tard swede with a massive boner for his countryman.Well, you're a fucking moron then. And I don't even like Karlsson that much. But there's 15 seasons worth of proof how to fucking utilize him in the best way and that doesn't include having him play second fiddle on defense.
>>145317913I believe they won 17 straight games in the OHL playoffs and memorial cup. shit was retarded dawg
I wonder if berube regrets his decision yet
i wonder if matthews hates being the captain
>>145318072Bitch made them lose the game
>>145318076also got them the gary point, so
>>145318072I'd hate being the >laffs captain too
>>145317882dont understand the leafs obsession is with waiting forever to fire a guy just to replace him with an equally shit guyfinally got rid of fuckin dubas and shanny only interviews one guy and it's the guy who just finished signing the worst contract in the league
>>145318112shanahan doesn't care about anything but his own job, it doesn't matter who the gm is so long as he has someone to shift the blame too
>>145317941I would sign Dvorak if I was the Leafs. With Tavares going, why not sign Dvorak. Realistically, even after resigning marner, they could pick up him and another forward/defender. >>145318019He was never a fit for the Penguins and will never be a fit, hence I suggested a scenario in which he was traded, which logistically makes sense considering the fact that the pens are awful. Sharks made him look elite and bamboozled another team into taking him on, because dubas is a fucking retard. >>145318042Yeah, they went 20-2 and swept the Otters (who were an amazing team in their own right and capable of making the memorial cup).
>>145318067berube is an interesting character. doesn't seem like much of a systems guy considering he never touched the puck once in his 1000 game nhl career. I guess he did win the 2019 stanley cup
my flames :(my islanders :(my knights :)
Steve dangle takes so long to post videos now. What happened to producer drew? Why is producer mike so fucking slow. Hurry the fuck up
>>145318154Dvorak is made of glass. Never played a full season. It's an interesting thought.
>>145318130shanny is just such a perplexing character. I watched the guy put his face in front of shots in the nhl just to win. guy couldn't give less of a fuck now. I don't get it. if they actually went deep they would make so much fucking money. they would literally build a statue of him. nobody gave a flying fuck about the raptors for 25 years until they beat the sixers and all of sudden you had a million people buying hats, jerseys, season tickets and pretending they were die hards
>>145318154christian dvorak is yet another example of a player the coyotes totally ruined
Is icing just in the d zone or does it also apply to a team's half of the neutral zoneI forgot
karlsson for dobson make it happen lou
>>145318262it applies to the teams half of the neutral zone too
>>145318266
>>145318262when I played ball hockey for whatever reason they made icing be only from behind your own blue line
>>145318236He does care though, but everything you said is true. If the Laffs win the cup, as the president he gets his name on the cup first, above everybody else. That's why he does what he can to make sure there is always someone to take the fall and keep his job safe.
>>145318224even then, they just need him to be healthy for a playoff run. got some bad luck with injuries, combined with arizona being run by retards (prob having a bad medical team). he's having a pretty shit year so far so maybe they could get him dirt cheap.
>>145318313Can the next thread be assistant manager/assistant trainer themed
>>145317871no milly???:^)
>>145317822>>145318358speak english in america
did you know nhl.com has a new chatbot that you can ask rules about the game and garys interns will tell you the answers
>>145318388they had that last season for a bit, it explains basic rules and can't answer real questions
>>145318313Does he really care? Some of the moves he's allowed to happen were absolutely boneheaded and obvious instant setbacks. I know he told dubas no on several occasions but why not on some of the egregious moves. they literally wasted multiple drafts. you'd think a player like shanahan would say no to trading a blue chip prospect for a 5'5" guy from switzerland
>>145318388Can gary's interns explain what makes a high sticking call 2 mins vs 4 minutes?or what determines goaltender interference?
>>145318357Frank J. Selke, proctologist
>>145318203the one-sided broship marches on
>>145318414they made a lot of retarded moves adding shit veterans just because they were from the area. trying to create home town forever legends that they could milk for years.
>>1453183582only one milly???KWARB:^)
>Mr. Shanahan, I'm thinking of drafting only europeans this year. Also none of them are taller tham 5'9".>Sounds great buddy do it
>>145318482post your timestamped jersey thenDWIWB:^)
>>145318451time is a flat circle
>Arsedeep Pains
Sharks are the first team in history to start back to back seasons with 9 straight losses. I'm gonna have to start paying attention to their games to see if they keep losing.
>>145318576shorks looking good right now
anyway, what's up with this new captcha anti spam shit. this shit sucks
>>145318736it killed mobileposting
>>145318736jeets were spamming /biz/ with shitcoins and hirshmoot started putting it on all boards to sell passes
>>145318576This is all it took to get Canadians to notice American sports
>>145318736as always, blame the third world
>>145318805Okay pajeet protector
4chan has gone downhill over the years since og moot. but lightyears better than faggot reddit
paragon grind is dogshit desu
I went up north and got some "food" now I can't stop farting
>>145318803last year /hoc/ was all over the losing streak this year no one cares
is it time for gary to step in and do something about this shit team
>>145318822india is part of the third world, retard
jeets are shooting off fireworks outside
>>145319026yet it is also a third of the world hmmmmmm
>>145319033which kind
>>145319033what's the occasion?
just woke up and looks like kitties won!
my krakies lost :(
>>145319060
>>145319594me on the left
avs are gonna start start georgiev against the blackhawks on monday and lose
knights won of course
Conor mcDavid does weed
>>145319821more smokenor mcweedid
I showed my sister Connor McDavid’s house the other day and we both laughed at him together. It was a nice bonding moment
>A Calgary team that didnt have a hope of making the playoffs despite winning their last game.Love to see it.
>>145313952>laffs>islels
When Barkov will come back?
>>145318236Shanaplan had the shot, but he was ALWAYS a lazy drunk, and as dumb as a fence post. Scotty would see him floating again, and instantly put him at RW and yank his lazy ass off the PP. He'd sober up for a few weeks and get back, then do it over again. Then he finally got dumped so they could get good again. Can't have a lazy retard hanging around with youngsters. You see all this with Laffs now, a lazy drunken retard. I mean, he's a truly dumb fucker.
Hey friends. I thought you would like to know just how important, and just how celebrated Bains' goal was. Enjoy :)
>>145319885you guys fuck eachother afterwards?
>>145320492I’m sure I could find some incel’s ass to fuck before I’d need to resort to my sister
>>145319510>It was 3-0
get your pucks deep
If a 16 year old player is playing 3rd line in a youth hockey league, is the beer league the next logical step? What is the 'it's over' age in hockey?
>>145320615Man that guy is an absolute cunt and I want him on my team.
>>145321241They should have put my islanders on the power play
>>145320615His skates were in the crease.
>>145320877and win board battles
can the next thread be nyigga themed?
>>145320389Possibly next game
>>145321241All cunt NHL team today:TkachukTroubaWilsonMaroonPerryMe
>>145321410no me :)
>pg 3 on a saturday nightdead generaldead sport
Its so hard to post on this site now. Ill be on twitter
>>145321681bye gay loser
>>145321681twitter is too hateful for me
@145321681the post that saved /hoc/ good job on contributing such a high quality post *claps*
#laffs
Sorry lads, I'm a bit latebut my team. Doesn't play for another 85 minutes so whatever manNew gameday! These are the gamesBerlin beat Düsseldorf yesterday in OT.Who's your money on?
didn't ask
>>145321681just join the WoW guild dude
Current league tableHaving some lasagna my wife made and looking forward to München - Ingolstadt, should be a good one
>>145320449Go to reddit
>>145322006>>145322270>KEC >BHV >SWW>RBM >STR >MAN
If I lived in the sunbelt I'd still be ghost white
Florida/NYR ECF again because the NHL playoff format is retarded and should be reverted to 1-8
>We suck now. Let’s go back to when we ruled (6 days ago)
>>145322652Baton Rouge Bats when?
>>145322777checked
Tyler Myers' career high in points was his rookie season
Tampere Bowl in 5 days :)
Today's lineup against München
but i was told Varlamov was the starter? why is he so bad?
>>145322920glhf
>>145322608Kölner Eishockey Club KECFishtown Pinguins Bremerhaven BHVSchwenningen Wild Wings SWWRed Bull München RBMStraubing Tigers STRAdler Mannheim MAN
>>145322920Barkov is going home
>>145323016And Hintz
>>145323130Is this advanced stats because I don't understand it
>>145323130oilers with all the bad luck
>>145319594>americans
>>145319885sometimes I show my sister hockey memes and she laughs
>>1453232251st=finishing way above their expected rate32nd=finished well below their expected rateExpect Vegas to regress.
>>145323398not their, the leagues
>>145323130Makes sense that the Detroit Red Wings are perfectly predictable
Lesgo Schanzer PantherPowerplay now!!!!
>No Sunday Matinee GARY!!!
>>145323674struggling for a playoff slot with no expectation for improvement>ded wongs
Can't stop winning at home. Best penalty kill in the league.
Shan't be watching football Gary
>>145323779watch women's collage hokkei
>>145323928what games are on?
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>145323845>make them win at home and those goys always leave happy>lmao stupid fucking goyim will never wise up to my tricks
Good morning Caniacs!
>>145324724He's bigger every year.
>>145324829Rod gave him fitness tips. He'll be benching 3pl8 for reps soon
It’s been a year and still no justice Sad
>>145325025good ol' hockey play
>the city of Nottingham
>>145325025>British law
>>145325120raped
It’s funny how conroy keeps ripping off the devils. Luckily he hasn’t traded with the habs who regularly own us with trades.
>>145325254Habs knew Tree was a fucking retard. Good thing Gary sent that retard to manage the laffs
>>145322972
>>145325429haha get fucked stephen
>>145325429IT WAS 3-0
>>145325429i too can make shit up
>>145325499If you look at Roy quotes after the game he definitely wasn’t happy engvall and Martin are in the lineup
>>145325520thats what makes a good lie, its plausible, but until The Experts say something i dont buy it
>>145325572Well said goy. Trust the (((Experts))) at all times.
>>145325592I trust the /hoc/ experts
Losing a coach or a GM over Pierre Engvall would be just like my Islanders
>>145325676Losing a coach because you had to bring back Matt Martin is even dumber anon. No don’t make changes to the roster just keep the clearly rusting parts because they made the conference finals 4 years ago!
>>145325499Sure, you can, but you're really bad at it.
where's incarceratedbob right now
>>145325869:(that hurt my feelings
Don’t be bitter be better. that’s my slogan if I was an nhl coach
my slogan? "no frowns allowed except for australian smiles"
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