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RIP Adam Johnson Edition

/hoc/vious: >>145313952
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>>145326018
i need pussy
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>laffs
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>>145326035
you can watch the edmonton oilers tonight for that
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>flylels
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>>145326035
then go to the pussy store
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Ok here's our agenda for shutting the FUCK up today:

From now 'til 4pm, shut the FUCK up while the Lions continue towards the Super Bowl. Feel free to be gay and retarded as /hoc/ normal after that.

At 6, shut the FUCK up when the Wings come on. Thank you and enjoy the afternoon.
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only shit teams today at least we have halloween havoc
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watching monkey collide should be an insta ban from /hoc/
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>>145326722
raiders/steelers genny newfag
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>>145326530
*nods silently and respectively*
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>>145326722
handegg hours are prime time to go to the gym and sauna naked
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>>145326722
touch turf, chud
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>laffs
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>>145326722
unless its houston of course
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>>145326018
Any webms of the kick and aftermath?
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>>145326898
yea
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>ded things
>debbies
>habs
>assve
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I FUCKING LOVE GORE IM SO HARDCORE
t. faggots who have never gotten into a fight
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we need to be better as a general. i am hereby chaning trb's nickname back to tbg
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>>145327304
/hoc/ needs more fresh OC and gimmicks
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>>145326018
NHL players should ABSOLUTELY be required to wear neck guards
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>>145327711
prove it
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>>145326018
Sad
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where tf is everyone
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>>145328020
watching chudball
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Nothing will ever be as timeless as the "Pretend /hoc/ is an Organized Agency" gimmick and you can't argue against that, I just checked the policy letter, and it states plainly that arguing is forbidden under punishment chosen by the "Wheel of Damnation"
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>>145327097
retard
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>>145328262
alright /hoc/, since you're my friends I'll give you a cheat code;
>the first punishment is usually Building the New "Wheel of Damnation"
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Chilly Easter evening of 2022
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that fat bald manlet cuck shannon dropped my team in his power rankings i am going to call him a racial slur in the comments
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I want to buy the game metaphor cause I like fantasy but I hate anime…
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>>145328391
why does that matter? I hate anime movies,
but I still played the fuck out of Final Fantasy and ChronoTrigger
>and Street Fighter II
>please stand by for standard indignant response:
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raped
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>rags
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>>145327303
I really appreciated his stance on environmentalism and how he didn't take himself too seriously.
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>>145328714
i remember we had to watch his doc on global warming in school and most of it was just "yeah the republicans rigged the election lol"
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>>145329032
kys
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>scoreless OHL draws
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>>145329095
>raped bitch
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>Sportsnet: The deserve-to-win-o-meter does not correspond to two points in the standings, as the Senators learned (again) on Friday night in Las Vegas.
Money puck bros we're being called out
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>>145328496
>>145328391
anime website
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>>145329223
No shit sherlock
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>>145329223
sens lost KWAB
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>>145329099
>tirade of insults
/hoc/ lore is shit
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>>145329258
this is another timeless argument that you can find here on /hoc/
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>>145329258
>anime website
source?
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>>145329223
True you have to multiply 2 points by your deserve-to-win-o-meter probability
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>>145329431
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but /hoc/ said kakko and laf are busts??????
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>>145329011
Easy shot for the kid
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If I were a kraken player, I would put campbell in her place
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>>145329258
Since when is hocgeneral.com an anime website?
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>>145326018
>some smelly indian called arsedeep pain scores on you
>pongs
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>most dangerous lead in Sarnia
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My knighties :)
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You should be allowed to call a timeout during play. Bullshit that you need to wait until a stoppage
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>>145329538
4channel is an anime website
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>>145326018
>Howdy Partner
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stop talking about an*me
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>>145329815
Yeah but not them gay little girl animes though
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>>145329815
maybe on planet retard
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>>145329815
lets look and see whose behind this post
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>>145329815
this is 4chan
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>>145329890
>not using tomorrow theme
checks out
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>>145329914
>>145329890
>>145329870
>>145329855
There’s plenty of non anime websites to have hockey discussion go there.
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>>145329709
based :)
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>>145329890
Is Canadian Down Syndrome even worse than normal Down Syndrome?
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>>145329978
yes fortunately ive found one here
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>>145329954
holy shit i almost posted something almost identical to this
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>>145329978
i come here because i'm a gary fan
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>>145329914
it literally is 4channel???
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>>145329914
How do you know that? The canadians are getting smarter everyone watchout
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>>145330063
you fucken retard
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>>145330063
based I love trans women
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>>145330063
epic
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>>145326018
murder
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>>145330192
Please don’t be racist
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>>145330262
Found this picture of you
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>>145330311
fuck, the person who took that told me they would never share it
can you please destroy your copy
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Is Ullmark the only NHL player to admit to watching anime?
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>>145329431
>Literal whos the best line acording to moneypuck
who the fuck is Koepke and why did he become good?
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>>145329431
Theres not a single impressive line on that list
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>>145330398
the way analytics works is that guys that play 10 minutes a game and don't totally suck are going to be overrated
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>>145326722
Least gay and lame canuck.
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>>145330824
This is how lou signed duclair and engvall
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Just realized that I won $700 dollars yesterday on hockey. But I didn't remember placing that bet cause I was kinda druk.
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Just realized I didn't ask
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>>145331091
those are the only players he's signed since varlamov btw. they aren't bad, but they cant be the only guys you add.
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>>145331194
You wanna drink anon?
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>>145331102
Congrats bro! What are you doing with your winnings?
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>>145331421
BUYING ANOTHER BOTTLE
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Rebuild status?

back on.
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Pidzer on its way lads
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>>145331523
>lost to the jets
KWAB
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>>145329838
Rest in peace John.
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didn't ask lads
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>>145331623
who didn't ask you this time schizo?
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>>145331497
Based rat
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>>145330961
stars are FUCKED when otter regresses
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>>145331924
puffy
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>>145332007
would very much enjoy having a puffy nip nip hockey gf desu
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>>145331895
Otter is always a good goalie on the contrary anon
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why do asians always look like they're either 10 or 100?
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>>145331793
Gotta hit the club gotta make that ass jump like you hit them mothafuckin angles
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>>145332136
jen
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>Your in the club and this guy and his pose smacks your gf's ass
wat do
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>>145332396
>Gets banned from the club
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bros do we really have to watch michkov again today? i can't handle how good he is bros
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Habs passed on Matvei Michkov lol
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>>145332564
He has to play good or else what happened to fazzah could happen to him
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>>145332592
Because he refused to play for Montreal
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We can see the sunrise cup experiment has failed. Anemic crowds even after a gifted cup. Looks like Gary is doubling down based on how the game was called last night. Excited to see him digging himself deeper in the hole
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>>145332785
proof or is it out of your ass?
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>>145332817
Many insiders said so around the draft.
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>>145332456
they are both lion
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>>145331523
Realistically this has been the case since the flames fumbled kylingotn
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>>145332892
alright lemme see a quote
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>>145332592
Yakapov had a really promising rookie year
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>>145332967
Michkov looks like the most competent offensive flyer since Giroux lol. If he's Yakupov tier then lol.
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>>145332914
he’s tearing it up for the avs
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Current Habs management is putting a huge emphasis on culture, michkov doesn’t sound like he fits in to that. He comes across as a locker room cancer which is why 6 teams passes on him. But of course everyone is focused on Habs for some reason.
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>>145333125
because the Habs are a team that's been in perpetual rebuild since 2017, and still have no offensive identity. here's a russian who scored on the level of Ovi and Tarasenko during their draft years. Oh whats that? There's a guy like Ryan McDonagh available too? Lets take him over the Russian because we think Slafkovsky is that guy still.
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> Friedman on 32TP says it is a fact that Matvei Michkov wanted to play for only certain teams, wanted to play in a market where the team mattered and in a market where they were popular with a chance to win. Saw Flyers ownership as stable and willing to spend to win
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>>145332799
Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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>>145333260
oh so he's a retard
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>>145333260
So why couldn't the Habs do that? Clearly they're the "biggest" media market and team in the NHL. I smell retardation and a lot of damage control from the Habs lol
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>>145333260
>> wanted to play in a market where the team mattered and in a market where they were popular with a chance to win. Saw Flyers ownership as stable and willing to spend to win


Habs sissies btfo
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>>145333336
plenty of retardation bro how can anyone not see michkov will be the greatest player of all time?
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>>145333017
Good chance. His reported attitude issues aren’t getting better
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>>145333767
T.Torts
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>>145333019
He has structural damage from living in Calgary that will need to get addressed. This takes time
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>>145334167
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>scoreless draw
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>>145334167
>>145334306
he dindu nuffin wrong kicking is legal in hockey
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'eads
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'usk
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>>145332350
this song was good, probably the last drake thing i listened to
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Prepare yourself.

It's coming.
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>>145333319
kek
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>>145333260
>with a chance to win
>chose Philly
Something here doesn't add up.
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My jetties )=
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>the city of Guelph
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>five most dangerous draws
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>>145326722
I always talk about hockey by making it analogous to one of the other three sports like a proper american
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>>145335633
Flyers are actually committed to a plan long term, unlike the Habs
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>>145332564
Xhekaj gonna clean him
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haha eat shit stephen
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>>145333260
Friedman has no fucking idea about what Michkov wanted pr mot wanted. This is some bullshit he's getting fed from someone in the Canadiens who wants to deflect from the fact that they completely FUCKED that draft by not picking Michkov and not being able to read the tea leaves while anyone with a brain who watched from afar could see what was going to happen.
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>>145336887
cope it's his birthday he's eating cake
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bottom
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>>145336874
The only thing Xhejak is gonna clean is my puke in the alcohol isle at Costco
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>>145333260
>Flyers ownership as stable and willing to spend to win
lol
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>>145338081
bro it doesn't matter as long as they have michkov the only thing they need to spend money on is for his contract bro michkov is the greatest of all time seriously bro
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>>145337102
Haven't taken a look at the twitter in a long time. Could probably use a good harvest by now.
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>>145332950
There are none except vague statements from journalists about Michkov being selective about which teams he wanted to play for.

If Montreal had picked Michkov he would with 100% certainty play there right this minute.
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>he forgot to remove the white filter layer again
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Why are the flames fucking with coronato? Haven’t they had enough top talents walk from the city of calgary
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>>145338636
cause their team is shit and their fans are huge retards and anime fans
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i appreciate that no milly dilly hasn't been shitting up the threads too much lately after getting bullied and having a meltdown
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>>145338735
losing the dream of going 98-0 is traumatizing
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The lack of hockey today makes me upset
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>>145338844
jets dream is still alive
>flame5
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>>145339151
30 bings
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>>145339391
that's why you wear a jockstrap
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>>145338636
He's honestly mid. I don't really care what he does.
Just be good you fucking retard.
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>>145338691
flamesbros are all high IQ what are you talking about?
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>>145339460
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>>145338389
why do you spam this all the time?
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>>145339793
bro he's not spamming anything bro it's just that every fandom knows that michkov is the real deal bro none of our teams will ever win the cup while he's in the nhl bro
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>>145339931
lol lmao
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>>145340046
>eakin
whatever happened to him remember when he killed lundpads kek
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>he pucked him right in his jock
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>>145339929
you get it bro why even bother watching anymore bro we all know michkov and the flyers will dominate us johnny is so lucky he doesn't have to suffer like we will bro
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>>145339931
If it's an "O" then whats the point of this part? Ultimate sussy

Just admit that the Ottawa WHL team are honorary flamesbros just be honest with it
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>>145334167
Did he died? That guy should be charged with attempted murder desu.
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Up next: McDavid's broken dreams vs. the Yzerplan
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>>145341137
I trust the plan
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N
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I
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W
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cam onn red wangs blow them softpusy soilers up
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G
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P
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G
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Dear god the Oilers suck
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not watching hockey today
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>>145341771
Good to know, I was about to ask.
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>down 1-0 to a team that lost to Buffalo last night
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If your team is coached by a Knob, stop posting on /hoc/.
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Edmonton will need to come to terms with having to trade McDavid in the next year or two
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Oilers have 1 shot on goal in 10 minutes against the red wings
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>>145341990
John Hynes is the NHL coach who most closely resembles a penis
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Why does the Wings' color commentator sound like he's about to tell me stories about the war?
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>>145342016
Gary will make sure he goes to the sunbelt. He doesn't give a shit about Edmontons feelings.
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>>145342124
the fuckin civil war
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*open /hoc/*
*post 1993*
*leave /hoc/*
:^)
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>>145342124
One more word about Mick and I will end you.
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When are we going to be honest with ourselves about how bad Kyle Dubas is?

>Gifted the dream situation that even my 3 year old nephew likely wins a cup with.
>Bungles it so badly by trying to be friends with the young stars and overpaying the shit out of them.
>Abysmal trade history, abysmal draft history, abysmal hiring history.
>Somehow is wanted by Pittsburgh.
>Immediately bungles the last shot of Crosby and Malkin by making a terrible trade for Erik Karlsson when he already has Letang (the same type of 1D PP player) giving up assets for it.

Please explain how this guy is anything but terrible?
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>>145342190
Unlock it bud
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>>145342218
find some friends, get some people who you think are cool. you'll find a way.
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>shots 10-2
What did Deadmonton mean by this?
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>>145342190
>Letang (the same type of 1D PP player)
lol
lmao
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is perry ever gonna be suspended for intentionally ripping off helmets?
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hell of a fight
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Maybe he knocked some sense into Veleno.
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what type of benulty would i get if i blasted a linesman with a fly-by fart?
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i'm watching a game between the detroit red wings and your edmonton oilers.
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>Mark Pebble #1 in the league
I’m going to be fucking sick
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>>145338636
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE 21 YEAR OLD ISN'T BEING PLAYED REGULARLY IM GOING INSANEEEEEEEE
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That replay of Nurse on that goal is brutal. Kulak is fighting for his life and Nurse is standing in no man's land watching both him and the goal scorer. Wtf?
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>>145342626
I am saving myself for Gary's game.
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>>145342781
I hate numbers in general
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>>145342781
Is he Latinx?
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>>145342928
no he's budtalian
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>>145342928
probably a wop
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>>145342952
kek
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>>145326722
Your sport is shit, it just has better racial stats, for now...
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Who's winning the Calder?
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Is Ted Nugent Hopkins translucent and does he only swim out in darkness?
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>>145343048
Matt Rempe
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>>145343048
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>>145343048
Stank. It's a Stank world and we live by his grace.
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>>145343048
Barzal
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>>145343048
hutson
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>>145343079
Do your own math homework.
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>>145343048
Dustin Wolf
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>>145343120
There's no stat for headfakes I'm afraid
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>>145343048
Unironically Michkov
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Larkin shoots like grandma.
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No one will be able to stop the team MTL has assembled once the league bans contact in 2026
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>>145343380
I mean no one's stopping Hutson even with contact
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>>145343489
>0G, 5A in 8GP
Looks like they're stopping him just fine
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>nhlcast links removed from onhockey
it has never been more over than it is right now
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Now that the dust has settled
>yzerplan
>shanaplan
which was worse?
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>>145343524
5 points for a rookie defenseman is fine, especially on a shit team
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hits the post, creates another scoring chance, tons of posession, keeps the puck in the offensive zone

I don't think he's being stopped at all
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>>145343644
Impressive. Why's the score still 0-0 then?
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Habs could have had Michkov

lol lmao
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>>145343543
Did you check sportsurge, Yamato?
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>>145343682
Because fuck you...
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Whatever happened to German Rubstov?
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>>145343682
because it's a scoreless draw before the first tv timeout
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>>145343713
yeah instead we got a supposedly "good" meme country defenseman

at least we got Caufield when the Flyers could have had him years ago
>>
its crazy that oiler fans can't see why no one but them like this announcer
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>wongs
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lmao Xhejak
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>>145343825
I don't think any Oiler fan cares whether you like our announcer
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wow broadstreet bullies 2 on 1 in fights now
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And the team projected to win the stanley cup....

YOUR VANCOUVER NUCKIES!!!!!
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how does dach get destroyed so frequently?
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>2 minute penalty for the guy who got jumped by two players and didn't throw the gloves down first
Gary needs to fix this
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wtf is going on, why is xhekaj the only one with a penalty, and for unsportmanlike conduct, when he got jumped by an other dude after the fight was accepted
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>>145343885
Btfo
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>mfw red wings win
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>>145343885
my rat :(
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>>145343959
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>>145343923
>>145343928
In a world of hyperbole, I'm hard pressed to think of a worse call, jaw dropping stuff
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>>145342952
This. Also probably why he sucks, he got loser genes in him.
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>>145343886
why did these stats things randomly stop sucking oil cock?
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>>145343976
Who the heck likes Carlton?
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUU
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suck it flyers FAGGOTS
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>>145343976
This list is so retarded.
Gritty can suck my cock too.
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>>145343977
>be ugly af
>cute girls still <3 you
I should have got into hockey lads
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>>145343980
This has been happening a lot lately. I just want to say it's pretty fucking ridicilous when two players agree to go, another guy gets involved, and only one player gets a penalty. Should have been 5 min for the two and 2 min for the guy jumping in. Or 5 min for the two, and 2 min minors for each player.
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>>145343989
because they keep fucking losing
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>>145343976
anon got this list from planet retard
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>>145344051
You'd have a hot blond wife from your hometown
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>>145344068
they went 2-9-1 to start last year and they were still playoff and cup favorites
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>>145343976
based rangers opting out of cringe mascots
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>>145343976
al the octopus isn't a mascot, he's a cartoon character. i don't even think he's been around for like a decade?
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>>145344051
they like him because he's successful and rich

do you understand what it takes? cause you were never destined to be either
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Hungover all day, finally feel better and I will never sin again
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just took a rip from the vape
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>>145344130
Chambers is their mascot. Although the last time he posted under a trip it was an autistic sped-out.
Fits the rags perfectly though.
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>>145344182
mirin' those abs
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>>145344180
Are you ready for No Alcohol November?
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>>145344224
the rags unofficial mascot is a bald man named dancin' larry
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Calisse
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>>145344318
Probably, I go months without drinking and this is a reminder why I rarely drink
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>>145344130
cope mascots are SOULful
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oilers lose so many puck battles
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>>145344193
zoom zoom
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>>145344450
it's my first weed vape
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>soilers
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>debbies
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>laffs
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>>145344479
sad. its like accepting defeat in life
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>rags
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>>145344564
it's a lot more convenient than smoking bud all day
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>>145344577
especially with winter coming up, i'm not gonna freeze my ass off smoking joints outside
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>>145344130
based
>>145344408
retard
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>>145344106
the underlyings are bad too this time
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>>145344609
I didn't know Gary worked on Sundays
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>>145344650
His interns are on hand 24/7
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>>145344609
why the fuck would he drop his gloves and join in after the fight started?
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>>145344724
I don't know but the Flyers announcers were freaking out over Couturier fighting Xhejak for some reason
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>>145344577
>easier to be a useless degen
yep. failure
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It'll be good when Habs get good again. Rest of these leaf teams are shit.
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>>145344791
I voted for Trudeau 3 times
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>>145344834
Jets are elite
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>>145343976
Sabretooth:)
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>>145344769
Because Xhekaj has 8 years and 30lbs on Courtier, and is a generally angry dude
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>>145344848
based!
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>>145326035
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>>145344869
Then maybe Coutouriererer shouldn't be blindising people
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>>145344852
True they've won their last 16 regular season games if you go back to last season. Don't ask us what happened inbetween though.
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>>145344852
>>145344834
was about to say, they are first in the league won 8 games 0 losses
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>>145344609
Was that Habs player getting 2v1'd there? SEND THE HABS PLAYER TO THE BOX I have no interest in his tom foolery. Go to the sin bin.
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>>145344848
incredibly based fuck the chuds
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>>145344852
Jets are insane. Whatever they're doing, other teams should be taking notes.
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>>145344879
Dach had his head down with the puck at center ice. Habs players seem to have trouble protecting themselves I've noticed.
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>>145326035
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>>145344879
Not at all
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>>145344878
better than ullmark
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>>145344912
Envision the aroma
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>>145344884
only explanation I can think of is that he held down Couturier way too long before Couturier decided to drop the gloves. RDS did say that he seemed hesistant to fight.

Either that or xhekaj called him a bunch of slurs.
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>>145344848
i'm fine with you being a waste of space
doesn't affect me, but i'll make sure to let you know you're a failure
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>>145344912
4,1,3,2,6,5
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>>145344848
>its chambers
hahahahahahaahahah
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>>145344889
Chugging listerine and huffing gasoline
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>>145344950
it's ok anon i'm happy to be your punching bag on this anonymous imageboard get it all out buddy
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if my oilies lose to the dead wings i may do something drastic
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>>145344889
Hellebuyck is the real deal
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>>145344912
3 is best
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>>145344933
It's just like harvard's ladypuck hazing
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Ok here's my trip. You guys don't want me here, i won't be here. No more webms. No more ranger posts. No more complaints. No more jokes. No more banter. Nothing.
Goodbye.

36 Chambers##olddirtybastard
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>>145345063
Bullying retards off /hoc/ is my favorite pastime
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battle
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>>145345078
sonic adventure 2
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>>145344848
Isn't that the guy that's supplexing migrants?
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I like the sturdy fire plug.
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>>145345078
pokemon showdown?
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>postfield
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>>145344880
they really crashed against the aves. it made for entertaining hockey though
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>>145345132
Gen 3 UUs let's fuckin go kid
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>>145345101
SA1 was better
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/Hersch/
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>>145345154
I like random battles
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remember when that dude kicked the guy in the neck with his ice skate?
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bataille
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>>>/out/

>>>/out/

>>>/out/

>>>/out/
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>>145345155
Of course it was, it had Gamma
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>"best on best"?
>without Russia?
More like shit teams for retards.
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S
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>>145345203
>he's out
hahah
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>>145345211
Finland and Sweden refused to participate if Russia did
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>>145345265
KEK
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Maybe if you schooped ass and bunda and breastesses on her, I'd stay.
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'orse
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>>145345265
JEN
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what's wrong with the oilers
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>>145345275
They can fuck off then.
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'awks
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>>145345315
Ran out of coaches to fire
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>>145344912
>be female athletes
>want to be taken seriously and paid the same as men
>do this shit
Lol
Lmao
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>>145345315
not digging in
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>>145345315
they have 2 players on their team
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i'm switching to cowboys 49ers, lemme know if the soilers lose
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>get free of kenny holland
>immediately hire stan bowman
could you imagine
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>>145345328
'aped
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>>145345340
>>
50 minutes of hockey and Ted Nugent has yet to be seen
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>>145345315
Detroit finally realized that you have to shoot the puck to score goals
>>
yzerbros....
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>>145345408
Don't lose faith in the Yzerplan
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>TSN discussing Canada's goaltending for 4 Nations
>Montembeault, Binnington, Skinner and Hill mentioned
Grim.
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>Nugent mentioned
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>>145345450
Monty's been doing alright
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>>145345389
sexy
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>>145345450
They still have Carter Hart
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>>145345480
Honestly, me too. Those look delicious
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>>145345380
Very interesting.
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>>145345389
>both clearly goofing around while doing it
>the female ones look all serious and shit
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Michkov looking invisible so far. PP merchant?
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>>145345483
SHARTER FART HAS SHARTED HIS LAST
LMAOOOOOO
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>>145345522
i bet if you could see some vag it would shut you the fuck up
>>
D I G
T H E
F U C K
I N
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>>145345450
>2 stanley cup winners, a stanley cup finalist, and the #1 goalie prospect
yeah wow that's slim pickings
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Soilers got the kike line out
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>>145345315
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Red wings gotta replace those ancient commentators.
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I don't watch them often but now that I'm checking in WOW do the Wings look fucking bad
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>>145345666
unfortunately there are no more white men left in detroit to replace the,
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Flyers could really use Carter Hart right about now
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CUTEFIELD! :3
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Where my guy Samir at?
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>less than 5 bing till scorefull Gary Time
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UP IN HERE

UP IN HERE
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>>145345720
she's my wife
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>>145345750
Pump it up

You've got to pump it up
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Michkovbros... Maybe there's a reason Montreal passed on us...
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>>145345720
Flyers passed up on Caufield
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jesus fuck gally evans what a one timer
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>>145345817
CALP CLAP CLAP YO HANDS
>>
WEAK tripping call on Andrew Copp
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>>145345315
Detroit is literally bullshit goaltending this season anon.
>>
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
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>>145345450
Just have Luongo lace 'em up again
>>
oilers point secured
>>
my debbies :)
>>
BABY LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS

YOU'VE GOTTA MOVE THIS

YOU'RE DOIN' FINE
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>>145345890
Just like my islanders
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>>145345902
>>145345450
Canada's goalie tandem will be Roberto Luongo & Cam Ward
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>>145345870
Gary needs to get the syrupniggas a cup, remember.
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>letting the >soilers take you to OT
The Yzerplan is finished
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>>145345919
3rd point is rightful Detroit soil
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>russian goaltending
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>dead wings
>>
Was losing to the Edmonton Oilers part of the Yzerplan?
>>
Bitchkov lol
>>
Yzerplan status?
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the Red Wings are so terrible that I really don't know why I'm surprised
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>>145346013
crashing this team
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>>145346013
heh...needs..more...time...
>>
my habbies are lookin a little unstoppable rn ngl
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>>145346048
True they're bullying the juggernaut Flyers atm
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>>145346048
desu we see how bad we are when we play against better teams
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My oilers are going flipping streaking
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Refs keep missing Habs being dirty, but keep telling me about how Seeler is dirty because he didnt want Coots fighing Wifi you fucks.
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>>145346127
keep crying, yank LOL
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Lost in OT against last year's Stanley Cup finals runner-up. Still not loving our play style but you take what you get.

Fire Lalonde.

LGRW
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>Jets next two games are against >laffs and >wangs
Congratulations in advance on your 10 games winning streak!
>>
the oilers are taking the cup home aren't they
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>>145346239
relax they beat the red wings in OT
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>>145346239
The cup from planet retard maybe
>>
Congrats to Derek Lalonde! With the buzzer sounding he has achieved his accomplishment of not scoring an insurance goal to ultimately win the game when having a lead. Many thanks to all involved in yet another one of his successes!
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>>145346239
The two girls one cup.

Thats all Gary will allow.
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>>145346239
>Only win against the Wangs because of a self goal and a soft penalty that carried over into OT
The rest of the league might as well give up now, the Edmonton train is going to keep rolling.
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>>145346281
didn't work for the sedins
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AH BOOM BOOM

EVERYBODY SAY HEY-O!

HEY-OOOOOOOOO!
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>>145346239
They'll be lucky to make playoffs at this rate
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>>145346295
>swedes
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>>145346307
Just like my islanders
>>
my habbies have OFFICIALLY righted the ship
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>>145346239
Last year they didn't reach .500 until the middle of December
>>
YEAHH

HERE WE GOOO
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>>145346239
>fighting tooth and nail (with ref help) to barely pull of regular season wins against teams like the wongs and penguins
they're cooked
>>
OLE OLEOLEOLE OLE
OLEEEE OLEEE
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>>145346239
We are looking dominant.
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>>145346233
Laffs are not happy after that loss to the ruins they will be back with a vengeance. Matthews hatting a 5-0 blowout coming up to end the jets streak
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>>145346354
this cope
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>>145346347
Insane how much they have improved when you consider this
>>
>barely beating detoilet is the oilers cup
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>>145346434
worth hanging a banner for
>>
YOU CAN CALL ME A FOOL
IONLYWANNABEWITHYOOOOOUUUUUUU
>>
Why doesn't Hyman have a goal still
>>
>>145346459
Gary just found out they're not from the same tribe
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>>145346459
gee i wonder
you think its because hes a snide sniveling kike bust?
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my avies :)
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>>145346486
but enough about jack hughes
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>>145346459
He’s been around it. Once he is off the Schnide it’s over for the league
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>>145346520
all of them anon
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>>145346459
he had a 25% shooting% last year, he's finally balancing out
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>>145346494
our avies :)
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>>145346520
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>>145346540
Tonight we continue winning :)
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>>145346520
Jack Hughes has scored goals
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My reffies absolutely crushing it this season.
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>>145346579
based
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>>145346577
and?
>>
Getting it ready, king?
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sensies :)
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>>145346579
as always
>>
I am a cisgender millennial, who has been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder.
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>>145346645
>>145346645
>>145346645
NEW
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>>145346655
wagmi *hug*
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>>145346537
The dice have no memory. Only the most deluded retards thought 50 was in reach for him this year (especially with McDavid being able to shoot again) but he should have about 3 goals based on his averages
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>>145346572
the funniest outcome would be annunen putting up a great game tonight and then georgiev eating shit against the blackhawks tomorrow
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>>145343885
deserved



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