heem
just saw an interview before the fight and robs lower teeth looked fucked up already
shit thread
>MOM SAID, IT'S MY TURN!
I'm on TOP of the WORLD!!! Ilia! THANK you for ALLOWING me to EAT this BOUNTIFUL SLICE of PIZZA!!! HUUUUHHH?!?! This PIZZA has PEPPERONI on it?!? OR should I say, KEKKERONI??!?! NOW I GET it, TOPURIA, YOU want to KEK me, RIGHT?!? You wanna JIZZ ALL over ALESSEAS FACE while I WATCH and EAT my MEASLY RATION?!?! WHHHAAAA---?!?! You REALLY mean that?!?! Instead of EXPLODING in her PIZZA BOX, you want to ADD COPIOUS amounts of ALFREDO SAUCE on my 'ZA SLICE?!?!?! And then, you will both GUFFAW as you WATCH me WINE and DINE on SUCH a RICH and OH-SO-DELIGHTFUL DISH?!?! I will be LAUGHED at as you BOTH HUMILIATE and INSULT ME?!?! EEHHHHH?!? This ALSO has MUSHROOMS ON IT?!?! I SEE WHAT you are GETTING at!!! YOU want ME to CUM in a SOCK and LEAVE it in a WARM, yet MOIST PLACE, until the SEMEN SOCK starts to grow FUNGUS on it, and THEN you will FORCE me to eat this RARE and DISGUSTING MUSHROOM on a PIZZA PIE?!?! EEEHHHHHH?!?!? SINCE this MUSHROOM will have SPROUTED from MY semen, it will * GULP* TECHNICALLY BE my OWN CHILD!?!? You're gonna BEAT me and FORCE me to INGEST MY OWN CHILD while I JACK OFF INTO MORE SOCKS?!?! AND this EXPERIENCE will TRAUMATISE ME, but DUE to the VERY NATURE of the ACT, I will get MORE aroused than EVER BEFORE!?!? I'll be ABLE to PRODUCE this FUNGUS on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE and SELL this GROTESQUE ABOMINATION to PIZZA PARLORS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY?!?!? The ENTIRE WORLD will be FEASTING ON MY CHILDREN as I am LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL CLOSET, while YOU and my WIFE SPEND ALL my HARD EARNED CASH on APHRODISIACS?!?! KEKING me even FURTHER and CAUSING me to EXPAND my PRODUCTION???!! You two will be FUCKING LONG after I am REDUCED to a SKELETON in the CLOSET?!??! And I WILL NOT have DIED from natural causes, but rather EXTREME LONELINESS from being LOCKED and CAGED in a 5 SQUARE FOOT WARDROBE?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET COOKING!!!
at the end of the day, rob wants to go back to his family/videogames, while dricus is willing to die in front of his family. no amount of mental health technique can change that.
Heemposting is like a stockmarket. It it fluctuates so fast, never know who's up or down. You know?
>>145331784Piss your jocks all you want, it’s Strickland’s turn, ratlip can’t get in to Australia.
>>145331784KWABotY without a doubt
>>145331700He makes me proud to be Swedish
I wanted to make a big boom in my comeback. The person who has the highest stock on /heem/ is...Sneed, right now Sneed has the highest stock on /heem/.
Ankalaev don't deserve the title shot, simple as.
Madame’s autogynephilia is like a stockmarket. It flares up so fast, never know when xhe’s up or down. You know?
>>145331867Chungzat Redditmaev
>>145331867>>145331807Hollowreddit vs Kumsock for the biggest pedophile in the UFC belt when?
>>145331927You out there playing touch-butt with janny in the park. And I have AGP? I don't think so goofy motherfucker.
>>145331886still finland
ONE HOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHY
>>145331807>>145331867Little girls love Khamzat. Weird phenomenon
>>145331859Umm stricksissy bros…
>>145331859Nobody wants to see that faggot. It's the turn of the person Dana says it's his turn. And Dana does not want to see that that teep merchant.
>>145331972
>>145331986>implying we're remotely consequential enough to even make that listFraid not
It's the guy who lost already's turn, okay buddy?
belal is the only one charismatic enough to replace dana
>>145332016Kek shitland is having a seizure rn
>>145332080Strickland beat the piss out of Dricus.
why do caucasians have such low hairlines
>>145332135They beat the piss out of each other, and the better man already won.
>>145332122you really are no different to a paki eh clozzmeister
>>145331784> stop running sean
all the best strikes were landed by dricus. it's not a jab contest.
All the champions are real ones except bestial, can't wait for schaubkat to fix this issue. SOON.
>UFC trying to gaslight everyone into liking this shit fight.
>>145332201You and Madame Xneed both love AGP strickgaped because you’re sissy faggots
Steroids? What the fuck?! Whatchu talmbout steroids, don't put my name on the name of steroids Nate!! I'm major against that! >You're on steroids.
>>145332201You're using his words and accusing me of being his ilk, throwing stone houses in glass rocks b... Also shitland is ass and should be ridiculed for his terrible ufc/twitter persona
>>145332315you post rape fantasies about strickland all the time lad
>>145331700>Sage Northcutt gets cut on a win>This fat fuck is still in the UFC and breaks his leg jumpingThis is why this promotion is going to shit lmao
If Jon Jones was Lightweight size Islam would submit himIf Jon Jones was Featherweight size Ilia would heem himIf Jon Jones was Bantamweight size Merab would have the takedownIf Jon Jones as Flyweight size Pantoja would have a competitive and somewhat controversial decision win against him
>>145332365That's a bit extreme I just make fun of his disastrous podcast run
>>145332381Anyone willing to be 240lbs and fight for 5000 dollars is welcome in the Heavyweight division.
>>145332381fat bros... ;_;
>>145332392if
Rape fantasies? Rape realities for shota strickgaped I fear
>>145332453What's keeping you?
>>145332392If Jon Jones was Cyril Gane's size we would embarrass him inside 1 round.
the same retards who claimed rob would expose khamzat are the same ones saying khamzat will manhandle ddp. lol cazzies
Massive implications here
>What about uh your two boys the Scrap Pack, remember that? They was two caught on steroids! W-what about that-did you know they were doing that stuff!?? Well, did you?You're on steroids.
>>145332497
>>145332497I'm over the weight limit
>>145332381>>This fat fuck is still in the UFC his wife died of brain cancer dana wants to help him out
Dricus beats Khamzat and looks terrible doing it.
>>145332526Khamzat would likely have a lot of success against Dricus and possibly finish him within one roundI'd say it be one of the harder fights for him at the weight class but he'd deservedly be the favorite
Everybody's on steroids. The whole UFC, everybody.
Rob got up btw
khamzat will not survive the psychological warfare. i know a fragile psyche when i see one.
Khabib's prayers for the brazzas strengthened them
>>145332621he definitely would not beat him inside 1 round. dricus is too strong. dricus would have to gas first
>>145332683Khamzat immediately hit a mat return and took his back
https://youtu.be/NeAg02OSc8s?si=nzvIJz_rW2D6WG-7
we should get khamzat vs izzy if ddp fights sean
Barnett would heem every here
With Whittaker's jaw complete snapped vertically right up the center, is there any chance we ever see him anywhere near the title again, or is this his Chris Weidman moment?
>>145332701Rewatch that Brunson fightThe takedown WILL be there for Khamzat
>>145332683And then he went back down
>>145332751I heard his jaw is fine and a couple teeth just got pushed in.
OOOOHHHHHH THE PRE EXISTING INJURY
how come /heem/ hates Chimaev? he's a true heemer
>>145332835An injury that he’s had his entire career
>>145332833More like his shit did
one thing we come to realize is that even if we wanted we couldn't save this world
The takedown will be there for Khamzat Chimaev
>>145332688I love this nigga like you wouldn't believe. If he loses to Cumrat, the UFC is doomed.
>>145332886Nah, I'd win.
>>145332856>And I am.not trying to become some great championThis is why A Booba Car is a can that got cut and the rest of his relatives make title runs
after a decent amount of pondering I isolated the only fight I look forward to, and it is Shavkat JDM
>>145332392If your grandma had wheels she'd be a bicycle but that didn't stop her from chasing her dreams.
Gane.
>>145332976his ambitions lie within DOTA
>>145332996JDM died so that fight is never happening
>DotaLmao, dead ass 3rd world retard game. LoL has shit on that trashcan for a fucking decade, wake the fuck up.
>>145332778that's not the same ddp. and besides... khamzat has very good takedowns, but you can tell he has to work hard to keep bigger guys down once he gets them there. he looked like he was barely holding rob down
Dricus beats ChimaevStrickland rematches DDP for the beltNever faces Chimaev, never faces Whittaker, first title defense Borralho, then DDP trilogy, then Imavov, then Bo NickalTotal Strickraped Domination
the exhaustion will be there for khamzat
>>145333074no...
so let me get this straight... khamzat was a bum because he went life and death with dilbert... but now he's gonna beat ddp inside 1 round because he steamrolled redditrob?
Abu Bakr had a perfectly respectable record and was a fine fighterKhabib's standards were unrealistically high and he got the UFC to cut him so he wouldn't shame the family
Any update on the mans eye?
>>145333131Now post dump ass getting shit pushed in by soldic WW>MW
max never went out cold. that was a tko and arguably an early stoppage for someone with a chin like that.
Darkansas
The crotch won't be there for Hamza.
Heem is so predictable. You guys wallow in sadness for just under 24 hours then the coping starts
>>145333187it was just swelling like I predicted. the guy has big cheekbones.
>>145332856Khamzat knows he’s a dead man once he gets the vacation invitation
>>145333246Idk b he looked pretty out.
Where are the crazy edits of Max getting koed. Like that one with the Elsa snowman
dricus has enough willpower to ignore losing striking battles, and you think he's getting broken by some elite hugs?
>>145333131Whittaker never even landed maybe 2 jabs on KhamzatHe barely did better than Kevin Holland did
>>145331902
Edmonton, make some noise! Do we have a stacked lineup of fights for you!
>>145332005WHEN GODLIA FUCKS MY WIFE I COPE AND CRY
>>145333278
in two years time when khamzat fights again, he will try and fail to take the belt from Boseph Nickels cold dead hands
>>145333315Getting dominated by an elite wrestler is far more demoralising than being outstruck. You’d understand if you ever trained
>>145333289I've been wallowing in sadness my whole life, playa.
>>145333292>umm ilia what do you know about the streets huh what do you know about the str-- ACK
Islam and Abubakr vs Khamzat and Ilia, which group is walking out of a locked room?
>>145333292they arent human
>>145333366You can tell from the beaming smile on Usman’s face that he just beat dump feces ass, probably when du buddy’s BBC cream addiction started
>>145332190>poosmanRoided fraud>doodoofecesRobbed a White man, typical apefrican passtime>fraudasanyaSaved the UFC by brinring Poatan in>nbantuHis son is in hell and he's a roided fraud who would have lost to portajon
You gonna respect these hands.
>topuria: Volk you're next again you deserve itThink volk will have the balls to try again?
>>145333456No one walks out because the room is locked
>>145333456They all shake hands and agree to be friends because they're all Caucasus BROTHERS
>>145333292>Fly to me, let's rest on the shores of the Indian ocean.
> everyone saying whe khamzat beats dricus on paperimagine being this new
kebab nurmagademeodv
>the bookies haven't told me what to think yet
>>145333524He has to do it to not look like a ducking bitch, he showed up to the card and had an in cage faceoff
>>145333539Still don't get where does that arm come from
>>145333498Usman proved his legitimacy by putting Hamza in the ICU for 6 months.
Dricus has been using mediocre wrestling to submit old kickboxers but sadly for him there’s a real grappler in the division now
He went fishing for bass and he caught a shark.
FACT: DDP can pull his opponent into full mount and still win the fight.
the only time izzy looked good in any fight in the last 4 years was against du pussy
We have seen Dricus loseWe have not seen Khamzat loseIt's that simple
>>145333731>max is unheemab- ACK
>>145333384dricus has never once accepted defeat while still conscious. it seems you don't have a chance of understanding that.
>>145333731Nigga doin the stanky leg
>>145333731> only loss is to a certified heemer whom he also heemedBorzsisters... it's not looking good
>>145333524volk will happily get knocked out for a few quid
>>145333731Khamzat loses a piece of his soul every time he has to make a post like this, which is often
>>145333524fine line between bravery and stupidity
>>145333870>> only loss is to a certified heemer whom he also heemedhe got heemed by askren's leftovers
I like khamzat and thinks he beats almost anybody, but the the only guys khamzat couldn't finish was two welterweights. dricus kills him.
>>145331700>Anyk: Khamzat Chimaev in red, Alex Pereira in...>OHHHHHHH... OHHHH... He' down...>huge flying knee for Poatan early and Chimaev is in trouble...>Khamzat trying to get up but taking some huge hammerfists from the back>Rogan: some of these shots might be ille... HE'S GOT THE NECK>DC: he's fighting the hands, Joe, Khamzat needs to.. IT'S TIGHT !!>Rogan: oh my goodness... oh my goodness... (×5)>DC: he's not moving, Joe..>Anyk: HERB DEAN CALLS IT, he's out! ANNNND STILL... Alex Pereira shocks the world and submits Khamzat Chimaev early in round one>Rogan: oh my goodness... (×12)
>>145333870*A certified bum who can’t even win in ONE Gilbert and usman dawgwalk solbitch
Dustin had Max in the same situation as Ilia but couldn't put him out
Dricus got submitted by THE Garreth McLellan
>>145333984Czech Republic
>>145333984chechens are a confused breed of swine hounds
dricus still being mentally unbreakable after losing shows he's the real deal. it's the undefeated guys like khamzat you should be nervous to boy. one loss and he could turn into till.
>>145333984
>>145334100max was hit in the head 500 times since then
>>145334097remember yesterday when you said rob would beat up khamzat? remember when you said randy brown would beat up jdm? want me to keep going?
>>145334097kadestam is the only swedish man on earth that is remotely tough
>>145334249No I don’t remember that because it didn’t happen
>>145334249Please stop making up enemies in your head
>>145334143dricus was 15 years old though and just started mma from kickboxing
Where did you learn the DX Chop??
dricus was only 10 years old when he fought roberto soldic
>zatDADDY won't beat poorns he has no good wins!...>zatDADDY won't beat poosman he has noodle arms!!!...>zatDADDY won't beat SHITtaker he hasn't beat anyone with good anti-wresling who wasn't on short notice!!!...>zatDADDY wont beat duBUSSY because uh... IDK WHY MY BDS IS FLARING UP ARRGHHHHHHHH
>>145334328He was 20 and 5 fights in to his MMA career
beige could not have been more wrong about khamzat
Strickland was only 5 years old when his father took his bamhole
> The Reaper> Suga> STYLEBENDER> Borz> Fluffy> Poatan
Didn't read a single word of that pile of shit post.
>>145333984god that is just sad
khamzat crawled away from THE burns on life support and then almost lost to couch usman. and it turns out his win over rob is illegitimate. this may be the biggest fraud to ever slither his way through a division.
the cookie monster
Khamzat is just gonna fuck up Dricus with superior wrestling technique. Ankalaev is gonna wrestlestrikefuck Pereira. Someone post the muslim champ prophecy.
>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER WIN A NATIONAL SWEDISH WRESTLING TOURNAMENT>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER WIN HALF A DOZEN SWEDISH WRESTLING TOURNAMENTS AND GO UNDEFEATED>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER BECOME THE GREATEST SWEDISH WRESTLER OF ALL TIME>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER SUCCESSFULLY TRANSITION TO MMA>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE UFC>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER GET A UFC WIN>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER BEAT A UFC VETERAN>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER KNOCK HIM OUT IN UNDER 20 SECONDS>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER ONLY GET HIT 2 TIMES IN 3 FIGHTS>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER BECOME A SWEDISH CELEBRITY>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM COVID>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER IMPREGNATE 1000 WHITE SWEDISH WOMEN TO BRING HIS LUNGS BACK TO FULL STRENGTH>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER BEAT LI JINGLIANG>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER BEAT GILBERT BURNS>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER BEAT KEVIN HOLLAND>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER BEAT KAMARU USMAN>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER BEAT ROBERT WHITTAKERYOU ARE HERE>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER GET A TITLE SHOT>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER WIN THE 170 BELT>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER WIN THE 185 BELT>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER WIN THE 205 BELT>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER RETIRE UNDEFEATED>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER OVERTHROW THE SWEDISH GOVERNMENT AND ESTABLISH THE SWEDISH CALIPHATE>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER LIBERATE ALL OF SCANDINAVIA UNDER THE FLAG OF ISLAM>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER TURN THE EUROPEAN UNION INTO THE UNITED EUROPEAN EMIRATE
> sucks> winsYeah, I'm thinkin BASED.
didn't read but khamzat loses to dricus
>>145334649ACKalaev was put against by Rakić.
max won that fight
Why do white muslim fighters make /heem/ jeets seethe?
>>145334091*Anik
khamzat is essentially ryan hall
Khamzat would lose to Dricus but we will never know because his next fight will be a title shot.
Max got robbed
Max tanked that shit.
Ever notice how all the most disabled retards are strickraped fans?
No I live in reality. You should try it some time.
Shartpootin doesn't pass the eye test. Abus kills him.
>>145334655>KHAMZAT WILL NEVER BEAT GILBERT BURNSHe didn't
> let's do the man dance> bleed for you guys> go to war...> japs and runs away for 25 minutes
>>145331700Hourly reminder that Ilia Topuria brutalized Max Holloway. The pillow-fisted twig got knocked out, then shitted himself, then cried. Those who betted on a finish have money now.
At the end of the day, Tom Aspinal batters Francis into a bloody quivering pulp. And that's just a fact.
you think sneed ever regrets telling the general he's a literal faggot with a tranny fetish lmao
> best boxer in the ufc> philly shell
>>145335068I got to hand it to you. It went down exactly how you said it would.
these lesser brazzas like rinat and shara will never fight anyone good
>>145335123Post-Kobe Ngubu is a different animal.
>>145335125He’s a fan of colbussy and strickraped so we’d already assumed that
i fucked ilia topuria in his prissy lil ass
>>145335125If you haven't guessed by now he lacks self-awareness and is completely self-obsessed, so the answer is probably no
Abus was robbed.
>>145335212THE renan ferreira?THE 100 unanswered shots to the cerebellum?
Colblacked and Strickraped
>whittakerillegitimate fluke medical incident>usmanrobbery>hollandfaked the glove touch>burnsrobberythe biggest fraud project in the history of combat sports
^ BDS
>>145335226What's wrong with liking them as fighters?
>>145335383This isn't healthy
holland faked that rib injury so he could heem fluffy in december
there is a reason nobody is calling him out
>>145335459Boring pillowfisted bumsZatdaddy and Usdaddys sons Appeal to retarded r/thedonald refugees and closet case sissies like sneed
7 inches is barely above average, Madame.
pregnant dern vs khamzat who ya got?
I'm tired of seeing that gay pakis posts
Schaub invented Zatdaddy. Daddy posting is a legitimate form of posting and is not associated with homosexuality
Doo literally gets dicked down by Dalmatians
Once again xhe's divorced from reality, so whacked out on meth xhe can't even read properly. Sad.
>>145335806imagine posting this faggot without shame
>>145335798Excellent and factual post.
>>145335948Xer*Madame Xneed is a woman.
>>145335758for real i want to hunt that faggot down
hearing credible reports that khamzat's last 5+ wins are about to get overturned
Khamzat is too low IQ to suffer emotional damage against Dricus
I knew that sub was flukey as shit
the best rassler in the ufc(chimaev) will end up exactly like this versus ddp after looking good early.
Madame Xneed is just high IQ enough to suffer emotional damage from xer Heem bullies
>>145336221Not clicking that spyware
>>145336226isreal only lost 10 of the last 12 rounds leading into this fight
khamzat will get Dricraped
>>145336195Of course it was, and now everyone is ranting and raving about cumshot because he did what any grown man could have done to such a compromised body part.
all the training with his best friend khamzat couldn't prepare lil till for this monster
dricus is essentially a bigger version of khabib. once he gets the sub-saharan handcuffs on khamzat it's over
you will wrongly call me a coping strickraped sissy BUT jizzy the dog whisperer was winning the entirety of the fight before dricus dropped him thoughbeit
>>145336434Driccus does this to khamzat
>>145336434If he did this to Till, what chances does Hamza have?
So who is DDP defending against next, Khamzat or Strickland?
Imagine having BDS, can't imagine a more torturous existence than that.
>>145336576Thank you for respecting pronouns and not assuming their gender, Ms. Xneed.
Nobody who goes life and death with toilet roll will survive one round with khamzat
Doesn't it get tiresome to make the same posts every time a brazza wins a fightYou guys are the same guys who were saying Khamzat would lose to Paulo fucking Costa
>>145336631Against Israel
>>145336426Then why did anyone else rob has fought do that?
>>145336565no he wasnt lmfao
>>145336700He beat Israel (Adesanya) once, the odds are against us...
>>145336644Having AGP must be worse.
you really think Khamzat can beat this man?
>>145336644The only true cure for BDS is euthanasia
>UHMM CHADZAT CONTROLLED AND DOMINATED SHITTAKER FROM THE VERY FIRST NANOSECOND OF THE FIGHT??? UHHH YEAH SO WHAT ANYONE COULD HAVE DONE THAT HES A FRAUDBDStards are coping so hard lmao
>>145336680Paulo beats Khamzat rather easily
>>145336565rounds are irrelevant in the ilia/dricus era. thoughever by chance dricus was winning the cards
dana should scrap strickland vs ddp 2 and make strickland fight abus again instead.
rizin
what's with that one british poster
>Paulo beats Khamzat rather easily
no one has bds except the brazzas themselves
>>145336826No Madame you have autogynephilia.
>>145336871Strickland vs Costa 2
dricus took rob down easier than khamzat did.
>>145336909
Strickland vs DDP has trilogy written all over it
Lady Xneed please, stop projecting, it's unbecoming.
>>145336952> spammy is talking to himself again
>>145336961I thought you were going to bed Mr.gay-1?
paulo is too big for cumshot to weightbully
lanklets won the card
Strickland has impostor syndrome which is why he's been whining so much about not climbing his way back up and deserving a title shot since he lost to diddy
kumshot and ddp gunna be the gayest fight since jizzy humped juicy
>>145336195Khamzat went for the sub like he knew it was Rob’s weakness. I don’t put it past these Soviet rat coaches to look up Rob’s medical records somehow and tell him to go for it
Strickraped and Costurd should both be cut
Madame Xneed is prone to flights of fancy, typical woman.
>>145337091nigga just bends his knee and throws slaps from afar
Rob would have won if he didn't have teeth. Khamzat got lucky.
Shara is based, cute guy
>>145337182abus...
>>145337106Rob publicly disclosed having surgery in his mouth this year, it's like Overeem spamming body kicks at post-diverticulitis Brock, you'd be dumb not to take advantage
>>145337123Hamzat has no answers to this.
>>145337261Abus is based too, but in a different way
Give me 1 ONE reason why I should ever have to sit through another Sean Strickland snoozefest.
prime mcgregor fought 21 year old max and went to decision
>Cumshot is fucked if StrickBeast or Dricbeast take him to deep walders The deep walders in question :
>>145337182whenever i see him all i can think about is that american dad moonshiner episode
if brock is allowed to do roids and stem cells he makes tom his ding koozie everthobeit
Imagine what Islam would do to TURDporia...
> solves the matador problem
>>145337342he does it for us
>>145337353Goofy ass mfers
Bros I don't think sneed knows who spammy actually is
Madame Xneed has been in a perpetual mental breakdown for weeks now
why didnt robby reddit just grow a chin
>>145337483I'm worried about Spammy, haven't seen him lately. Some think he may be dead but it's more likely that he's in prison for heeming his elderly mother after getting his picks wrong for the umpteenth time.
>>145337362kek
>>145337483In order to cope with the rampant bullying xhe pins it all on "Spammy" who hasn't been here for years.
Shara tried to make a promo in english but stumbled over his words>Stay in your seats. The pirate has captured this arena. Don’t panic. Dana White, give me my gold.I like the pirate gimmick because I‘m also autistic
>>145337538Real spammy is dead, newfag spammy AKA soivenia was here today
spammy is amongst us
>>145337538His mission was complete when Derek Schott died
>>145337578they have autism in germany?
>>145337627why do you think they're so famous for engineering and record keeping
>>145337627It's compulsory
>>145337627Autism is the norm in germany, it's why they have so many immigrants. Native Germans are very shy and socially awkward so they just kind of roll over
>>145337627whoever gets born on this cursed land is gifted the autism affliction
People who Khamzat easily beats without sustaining more than 2 strikes:>dubussy>bussytan>jizzrael>poolo
who is the aaron rodgers of mma
>>145337786Please stop doing drugs Madame, if not for your own sake for your families, it must be hard for them to see what you’ve become.
>>145337822> canadian opinion
>>145337483I think he might be genuinely schizophrenic
>>145337786xister thinks its normal to post your grindr nudes on r/heem
>>145337828GSP
>>145337883this actually fits pretty good lmfao
anyone here ever had a heemorrhoids
>>145337876any heemster knows an admin IS one of the schizo spammers
this general would be better if it was just you and me
>>145332697Look at those FAT FUCKING FINGERS
>>145337946I thought so, an older guy with incredible natural talent, a love of conspiracy theories, but was always outshone in GOAT conversations by at least one of his contemporaries
>>145338037yeah a few times, i bled out my ass quite a lot in the past few months
>>145338142what do you think of this?
Xhe really said “cyber stalking”
>>145338037>Turkey the size of his torsoBeing a midge without any of the associated health problems must be pretty good
>>145338224
>>145338157
Madame Xneed onlyfans soon? Meth isn't cheap.
>>145338142Whys there strands of hair
>>145338163I've been doing this for years, but I don't have hemorrhoids, it's my body telling me I've ate too much junk food. I never bleed from my ass when I eat healthy
>>145338314>real manWhomst are you referring to Madame?
>>145338314Nobody wants pics of your necrosis bussy Madame
Belel should be cut
>>145338423who?
You’re not going to like hearing this, but when they inevitably fight, Paddy is going to beat Ilia
Meanwhile, in /box/...
Some poor sap in Florida is going to end up getting shot over Madame’s methed up psychosis
pic rel will never fight again... well, maybe against jake paul in boxing and get knocked out.
>>145338423With a woodchipper.
>>145338277meth is actually cheap as fuck
>>145338423
Poolkanovski wins the rematch and Max beats Islam
>>145338142
>>145338477obviously, paddy is basically a welterweight, it's hilarious to see all the retards thinking mini meng topuria would beat him.
ilia ragdolls ankalaev
if max would ahve beat ilia we would have seen max vs islam. a fresh matchup for once... but no, we get gifted stale rematches for eternity.
>>145338528after tyson gets DQd for being tyson, paul will never win another bout.
Dricus is simply too slow to deal with round 1 Khamzat. He has strength but not the reaction times.
Power comes from the feet
Ms. Xneed is the Tony Ferguson of /heem/
Topuria wants to be the Gen Z Conor, so to complete the story, he should go up to 155 for a grudge match with Paddy, get submitted in the first fight, then heem Paddy in the rematch and refuse a trilogy. Conor would have heemed Nate in the second fight if Nate didn't have a granite Mexican chin
Islam, Belal, and Pantoja are the last holdouts of their generationThe crop of fighters from 2013-2017 are basically done now. They reached their peak during COVID years, clawed out their legacy, and are now being flushed one by oneEvery champion other than those 3 are either significantly younger or started fighting later in their livesIn two years time, all 3 of them will be gone.(Jones doesn't count because he's been soft retired for years now and has largely been propped up by the UFC machine, Aspinall is the real champ)It feels bad to witness the end of an era like this
>>145338658there are many great matchups for volk and max at lightweight if they could only swallow their pride
>43 year old stipe who hasnt fought in 3 years, the chris weidman and womens flyweight on the MSG main card literally what the fuck is wrong with this shit companythey claim record profits near after year, literally how the fuck
>>145338559Xneed is jobless retard who lives with xer mum, xhe can barely afford to eat
i feel ahsamed, im THIS close to buying an of subscription
>>145338840onlyfans.com/fightfairy
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH MADAME IS OUT COLD
JUSTLIKE THAT
A lot of you deserve to be beaten to an inch of your worthless lives.
>>145338803Dana is just trying to cash out on boomers still watchingHe did the same shit with Chuck's generation, they gave Dan Henderson and GSP title shots for literally no reason
sean wheelock vs jon anik
>>145338840i paid for alicedelish's
>they dont knowLMAO
khamzat has all the tools to beat dricus and that's why dricus will win.
>payingplebs lmao
>>145338989This but with the inch also.
>>145338783Ilia just proved that "granite chins" are a meme, Canor just sucks too much to knock out the guy that Josh Thompson (wrestler with 6 KO/TKO in 32 fights) had headkicked dead.
>>145339115>headkicked dead.brutal tko
>MFW the headkick was not there for Max Holloway
Ilia had a petrified turd in his glove that's how he heemed max. it will be exposed to the public and the win will be overturned.
gaethje and poirier are pillowfisted bums
>>145339152Conor couldn't even get that lmao, one cannot understate how legacy destroying barely being 1-1 against journeyman Diaz is for Mcgregor legacy.
ufc is shit
>>145339240Yup. PFL all day baby.
>>145339240Yeah, what of it?
diaz beat leon who beat usman everso
khamzat is going to go down as the greatest fighter in history.
> dana: holy shit! francis is like a ford escort going 85mphalso dana> I never liked francis
Dana is right about Francis.
>>145339226both diaz bros in their primes are tops guys, they just fuck around too much which is why they could never achieve true heem greatness
francis heemed his own boy to duck jon
>>145338037
>>145339399Everyone knows jon ducked francis and I don't like either of them
>>145339115Anyone on the planet would have went down if they ate the shot Josh gave Nate
post-meng heemin:i would not joanna
Craig Jones would end the Khamzat meme once and for all
>>145339411
The kiss will be there for Morni Visser
>>145339452Craig Jones got heemed daily by a cripple when he was training with the best, he’s not going to be able to take damage from Khamzat
>>145339515Adelaideans don't get knocked out you lying ass charlatan
Lets be real here, khamzat would easily beat ankalaev.
I would unironically let zatdaddy stick it into my ass until his cum was running out of my eyes
>>145339478Dana bros...
>>145339687
Lets be real here, pereira would easily beat ankalaev.
>>145339478He’s gay now
FACT: Ilia beating Max is better than any win Jones had
>>145339667Ank shrugged off rakic's TD so easily, he might be a bad matchup for Chimaev but also they'll never ever fight because Ank is Akmat affiliated
Topiaria would heem AIDSmaev.
ank would easily decision jon
jon jones married a white woman because he hates black people, which explains his rivalry with DC
>>145339385>top guys In his last 5 fights before fighting Conor, Diaz had lost 50-43 to Bendo (who was going to split decisions with everybody at the time), 30-26 to RDA and got TKO by Thompson (who has no other KO win against relevent opposition)
if francis was good he wouldnt be in the pfl and have the gayest mma knockout in 2024 after getting heemed in boxing by a bong that was heemed by a fat mexican
sugar sean o'gregor would heem ilia turdpoorhea
DC ate Kobe
Conor would kill topuria
paddy pimblett would eat ilia topuria
>>145339871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5kwAZUQZowjon jones married a woman with a flat ass because it reminds him of a man
Maybe bulking won't be enough for O'Malley to beat topuria.
anshul jubli would heem ilia to avenge volk
Paul CraigBo NickalRyan LoderMichel PereiraHOLY FUCK Middleweight is stacked
Belal Muhammad is essentially a nobody.
>>145340001very true, but ngannou still sucks lmao
>>145339976>hand sanitizer lad aren't I a great memer!?>dude knocks out 2 weight class goats>pimple pimblett is still fringe 15Lmao
>>145340124rankings dont matter in the streets dumb boy
>>145340124wow the turd must not have ducked then
>>145340188that's why lee murray is still the mw goat after all
>>145337627https://x.com/chrisusclueless/status/1846326315042943194It's all they got. Now alls we need to do is forcibly breed autistic girls to solve the female question.
Ilia's walkout has incredible aurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a00alSeeu70
John Danaher ducked Combat Sambo
Who is the single most reddit fighter? It's gotta be either holloway or ferguson.
>>1453404201. rob 2. max 3. tony 4. charles 5. Gsp
>>145340420Ferguson followed by WhittakerMax and Volk are tied for third
why is mma on point so bad
>>145340420
>>145340504They ran out of interesting topics to make video lists on years ago
>>145340596I would love to see this guy ask Islam his opinions on abortion, homosexuality/gay marriage, atheism, women in positions of power and see if he would still want him in his family then kek
>>145340662this “guy” is brown skinned
>>145340597Top 10 times MMA fighter shat themselves
>>145340662That guy is obviously Muslim, not every single reddit user is a western lib
>>145340662Would be funny.
>>145340420Khabib
>>145340699Did they ever actually make top 10 houses sold by Iaquinta?
>>1453404201. Ben Rothwell2. Khalil Rountree3. Belal Muhhamad 4. Michael Chandler5. Ian Garry
>do i like that fighter? wait let me check if people on this other website like them first
Shavkatreddit fights once per year
Who is a 9gag fighter?
>>145332751Jaws look nasty when they get fucked up but I'm pretty sure doctors can fix them real good.
Movie
>OH N-
>>145340284lmao check the archives, im the only one to ever use "corpus callosum" in /heem/, you bums are a bunch of brainlets
>>145339039thats p bad actually. u essentially paid for studio porn bakashoulda bought ailin perez of
>>145335758>lil Joey receiving the cum out of Olivi's ass after I've popped in it
>>145340926Hold still brazza.
Ailin Perez is a munter.
>ALHAMDULILLAH MUSLIMS SMESH YOUR BOYS, WE ALL BROTH-
>>145341068for real
>>145336565>sakuraUnbelievably based.
>>145341068I'd like to mount her if you know what I mean
>>145341075savage
>>145338840please don’t do it
>>145340926I chuckled.
>>145341005The pics that matter are free and they're disgusting
>>145341075>dagistani shitpostersnever knew
>>145341075I wish dagestani fighters would meet some of their fans in heem.
Stupid nigger timer
>>145341399
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DATE OUR INBRED SISTERS ONLY WE CAN!!!!!!
>>145338840coomer dot party
the last thing u c b4 getting zleemed
>>145341075based dagis
Sick to death of this faggy cringey dance these cunts do>https://x.com/i/status/1850551155832545747
>>145341500I would simply keep my non punching arm up.
what a disaster for the good guys 308 was
>>145341531There's something so inherently reddit about Australia and little Australia
>>145341531New Zealand is such a reddit nation. But why is the english team even entertaining that? Just walk away
>>145341549why didnt petrosyan do this? just how fucking bad is he?
>>145341531You WILL respect our little dance routine or we WILL have you fined by the IRB
>>145341612bunch of rule making poofs said you have to face it or something
>>145341629Seems like petrosyans are bums.
>>145341531I seen some shit
>>145341684He even made the same mistake keeping his guard low.
>>145340958Based
any real countryballer knows germany is the most reddit nation, finland second then the usa
>>145341677Gay
>>145341684KWAB
>>145341531translate this to mma?
>>145341500Would he beat Khamzat?
>>145341744The USA varies so wildly depending on where, some states are reddit, some not. Overall Canada and Australia are redditer
The heem will be there for Ank
>>145341831In the mind of a bong, which states are most reddit?
>>145341837where was it last night
>>145341796>Kai Kara France cringe face.jpg
rob could’ve fought through it
>>145341844That i've visited washington state for sure seattle seemed like reddit: the city and I've heard portland is similar
Rakić is just that good.
Lionheart Smiff fought while all his teeth were actively falling out. Rob tapped to a face squeeze because three of his teeth moved backwards a bit
>>145341939Yea I would agree with that
>rinat will never win the life and death war with nicholas doughboy>rinat will never get gifted the most fraudulent decision of all time against geoff leal YOU ARE HERE>rinat will never get the fluke injury win against belal
>>145341853
>>145341885Rob isn't going to get CTE for a fight he knows he'll lose. The Dricus finish looked like a bit of a quit to me
Vettori solves Khamzat in a five round fight.
>>145342080he literally raped kevin lee in front of a live studio audience and the whole world watched in awe
Chills.
>[shitty fighter with no chance] solves CHADzatIs this the new cope format?
>>145342182Zhang has a lot of plot armour. He was like the biggest underdog on Road to UFC and won by Heem, then he makes his UFC debut against some Glory Kickboxer with 81 inches of reach and heems him too. One to watch
>>145342208Always has been
>>145342208Always has been >YNR kevin lee beats khabib posting
>Can't be heemed>Can't be subbed>Still has decent stamina in the fifth roundKhamzat collapses from exhaustion in the fifth round against Vettori.
>>145342313>>Can't be subbedaccording to who?
>>145342336Jove
imagine vettori with just 1 IQ point
>>145342313Martin Vettori forgot to lock a body triangle before going for an RNC against Jizzy he's not the brightest
They cooked and ate shamil gaziev
>>145342336He has too much retard strength to be subbed.>>145342390He doesn't need to know what he's doing to defend against submissions.
>>145342421Is this the punishment brazzas receive if they turn out to be cans?
>>145342423>He doesn't need to know what he's doing to defend against submissions.are you trolling? no amount of strength saves you if you don't build a base intelligently like Usman
>>145342423>He doesn't need to know what he's doing to defend against submissionsThinking like winds up with you getting neck cranked because you got it in to your head that tucking your chin is a valid way to defend against an RNC
vettori hasnt won a fight in the last 20 months
>>145342421brutal, but i respect their decision
>>145340662Damn, Pisslam is starting to look based all of a sudden
>>145340420>>145340455>>145340467I think you'd be surprised how based they are ever since Khabib beat Conor. I go there to shitpost and if my karma's too low, I'll make a "khabib/Islam appreciation thread" and get like 1k+ upvots. I did this because my "Tony would have beaten Khabib" thread got downvoted into oblivion and no one could see my posts for a long time. Just post about brazzas and you'll get a lot of karma.
>>145342623simping for muslims isn't basedreddit has a hierarchy of victim fetish, and muslim is high on it
>>145342623didn't they lock r/ufc when islam beat charles?
we thinking /gane/ thread? Ill get cooking if no one's making a thread
>Topuria weighs 167 in the cage This "sport" is a joke
>>145331700>>145342778>>145342778>>145342778>>145342778>>145342778
Do NOT use that one
>>145342805wtf is that you mongoloid
>>145342738No, too many people were posting "fazza plan", "islam goat?" and "islam appreciation threads" that it was clogging up the sub. I got around it by making a thread about islam's striking and that made it through. Got about 4k upvotes.
>>145342856They're fickle as shit before I got permabanned I did go there and it was nothing but dickriding charles, though heem was the exact same around that time
>>145342967>>145342967>>145342967non weird thread
>>145342684Jewish hands typed thisNice try zuckerberg
>>145342789Why isn’t 20lbs like the average cut
