good times prev >>145331700
fine thread
>>145342967HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
his wife died, and he has how many kids?
Wtf is that other thread
this is the thread
This is the thread.
BJ Penn could have given Ilia all the problems, that’s a fact
*enters*
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liberate your mind
This is why the UFC is the greatest combat sports promotion on the planet, because the best fight the best.
>>145343281Weren't you going to bed?
>>145343286Is that the mike wazowski ass nigga?
hate max all you want but his music is ultrakino>https://youtu.be/HF8wIh-VBEs
>>145343243>Shirt tucked in athletic shorts Get a clue!
GOAT
Why are Spaniards so based?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljk0tNcAeVo
>>145343300Ban evading is more important.
>>145343374Umdaddy's next victim
why are muslims so gay?
>>145343413Ice age bros......
K-1 posting gets under your skin or is it the hard truths i tell lmao
Why are Kuffarlets so gaped?
Moloch or Baal for the next 4 years.
>>145343482It's meaningless.
Max his gameplan?
are shias brazzas?
>>145343555Baal moves like a flyweight but moloch only needs one.
>>145343567OH NO
>>145343555mmm i choose belal
>>145343571Finding out.
>>145343444Umar's set to debut in Bellator
>>145343597don’t knowdon’t careall muslims are subhuman
Max, his chin cracked, his career doomed
>>145343597What's a shia?
lily illy arturo topturo
>>145343646We’re all one human race
oh mejico you are so ductile kek
>>145343661iranians and half of iraq
>>145343597If the definition of Brazza is limited to Muslims living in the North Caucus region of Russia, then no, they're pretty much all Sunnis. And being hardline Sunnis, they definitely hate Shia. Fiziev is a Shia, as are many Azeris
>>145343597THEY'RE ALL KUFFAR
>>145343740Gingers are massively overrepresented among White converts, it's a strange phenomenon
>>145343720Brazzas are just russian/soviet muzzies there’s no need to get autistic about it
>>145343768SOON
>>145343740You can almost pinpoint the council estate that inbred freak was spawned from just by its facial features MEIN GOTT
>>145343787>russian>muzziemutually exclusive
>>145343768muhamad (piss be upon him) is purported by some to have had a ginger beard
>>145343768Probably because they all get bullied so they’re desperate to find somewhere to fit in, few things more mentally ill than a White convert
ho'omaka kakou i ka, ha'awinakia'i a'e, ho'opili maikeia manawa, peku kakouHe mana, ka makou
>>145343828Kek.
41 days until Gane fights.
>>145343828how can one man be so based
>First and foremost I wanna thank my coaches and Jesus Christ for helping me beat Stipe. Without them this wouldn’t be possible.SOON
i once again have verified my email to post on /heem/
>soontard cursing portajon
>>145343912he can deadlift 200kgs btw
Unironically how the fuck does barnett stay so fucking fat whilst training full time? It must be a commitment to stay that fat, it’s probably even difficult
>>145343939he can ride whales
Alex Pereira if he white
>>145343912just fucking wait the 15 minutes you mong
>>145343951Training burning huge amounts of calories is a meme, body size is 90% diet
>>145343951Most heavyweights don't watch what they eat since they don't cut weightBefore Francis was working at Xtreme Couture, he used to eat McDonalds and drink soda a week out from the fight. Many heavyweights have a worse mentality than that
>people think ilia would beat islamwhat is with these casuals
MMA Math doesn't work. You know what does? MMA philosophy.
>>145344184BDS
>>145344184islam is famous for going life and death with featherweights
>>145344184It's really not that far-fetched. Pisslam loves to strike and has the confidence to do so and that plays in the hands of Lily Apturo.
ilia is the nightmare matchup islam will try to duck for years. arman will probably take the belt first anyway.
didn't islam get a robbery decision over the the guy ilia figured out immediately
islam is smart enough to not engage Ilia in boxing range. He will blast head kick, body kick and shoot.
>>145343822Brother Jake seems very mentally healthy
islam is ducking israel
>>145343951You can only lose weight by burning more calories than you consume, regardless of how hard you train if you don't lose weight, you aren't burning more calories than you consume, simple as.
>>145344411Doubt it, all converts have some inner turmoil that they’re trying to solve with Islam
>>145344382Max was trying that, you can only beat topuria by overwhelming him on the exchanges.Gay shit like maintaining distance is going to get anyone under mw heemed against topuria.
>>145344557That's really fucking retarded thing to say Mexicope Look at how many strikes Islam absorbs compared to max, he is also a southpaw and has the threat of a TD
Ilia Topuria would punch Islam Makhachev in the face so hard that the impact would cause his head to rip off and fly over the cage into the crowd.>no it wouldn’tDon’t care.
>>145344591Both max and volk tried keeping distance and couldn't do it, islam being a bit taller isn't going to make that work because topuria is pretty good at closing the distance, in all of his fights when he struggled the most was on exchanges at close range.Also islam doesn't get hit a lot because of the td threat yes but topuria background is in wrestling and grappling is very strong, islam usual strength due weight bullying isn't going to cut it.Islam went life and death with dustbin because he was able to defend the takedowns for most of the fight.Keeping distance against topuria is the same mistake as going backwards against a wrestler, you're only giving them the space they want to use their tools.
>>145344732islam got dropped by fucking volk he doesn't stand a chance against ilia
>>145344732Hey mate could you grab my shipment of BVLL loads from Sydney Airport, I'm on a liquid diet
>>145344838oof
>>145344819Dont look up what the corpse of volk did to ilia's face in one round, it may be very upsetting for you
Ankalaev actually had the perfect performance yesterday. Did well enough to earn the title shot, but not so well that Pereddit got scared enough to duck
shartkalaev’s getting heemed
>>145344898or maybe he just sucks
beating Topuria is easy you just need to stand in the pocket and punch harder than him, Emmett did it but Topuria was too much of a pussy and ducked out of the way every time
>>145344962so it's not easy
shartkalaev had a perfect opportunity for an easy heem since rakic’s chin is probably still soft from the jiri heem but he really is just shit
Ankalaev solved fighting by making it so boring everyone died of boredom and there's no one left to fight
>fed trannies killed stephan bonnar almost 2 years ago
max holloway
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
Yeah I'm a broke reddit bitch whatup
>>145342967>AY, I'M WALKIN HERE*GADOOSH*Many such cases.
dustGOAT continues to have the most dominant victory over holloway
Yea I'm a broken skull reddit bitch
>“I’ll fuck you up…I’ll snap your neck, only one of us is walking out of a room…you going to volume punch me? You’re a terrible athlete”SOON
>>145343597For me it's prophet Ooh Eee Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang.
>>1453450514G released in 2012 bruv, lmao
>>145343951That fat fuck doesn't train
Cant see anyone beating Topuria anytime soon. Cant see him fighting Islam either. Maybe Dodson?
>>145345269>tfw when the bull facefucks you so hard he breaks your teeth
can you faggots go 5 minutes without being fucking gay
>>145345292
41 days until Gane dies!!!
>>145343374Running scared from Umar KWAB
>>145345379why'd you take the name off Ms.Xneed?
*wins*
>WHOA! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ISLAM TO DEFEND HIS P4P(tm) BELT AGAINST ANOTHER FEATHERWEIGHT!
Holy fuck xer is so mad LMAO
Who revved xer?
absolute state of heem.com
>>145343793Wtf he's literally a brown POC now. Can't be racist anymore???
Whoa max you look kinda different
Friendly fucking heeminder
That would actually be a great story. Guru wakes up one day, looks in the mirror and sees that he’s Pakistani. He’s then forced to grapple with his backwards notions of race, equality, and justice
mixed martial arts guru steals half my heem posts.. it's eerie... so obvious that he's suddenly reading something off camera and yep it's my post almost verbatim.. a few words swapped to try to hide it but i know all my posts too well
>>145345653Shant be doing any of that nerd shit
fishtank slag has a fat az
letty for me
Would Max have won if he stood and banged with Topuria after he pointed to the ground?
>>145345974no but it would have went to 4th round
Nobody wants to see Strickland jap and teep for 25 minutes en route to another split decision vs Dricus. Surely Dana will make the correct decision here… surely……….
>>145346327hes a killer
>>145346327him and dubussy were good as far as 5 rounders go
>bruhTRANSPIRED
>>145345974He should have poked his eyes early
>>145346403In my opinion, I disagree!
>>145346436>Le !!Shut up excited little bitch
DDPDiddy P
>SOON
The Strickbum melty would be hilarious if he doesn't get the rematch.
>>145346505Okay he has every right to post that kek
>>145346598>Hell and Bach with Rakić
Chama!
>>145346533No!
Champion walk out tierlistAURA:>Pereira>Topuria Iconic:>Islam>JonesGeneric>Pantoja>Dricus>BelalAuraless:>Merab
>>145346602That shabbos goy dgaf
>>145346602shitfraudmaev won't fight for another 9 months so sean doesn't have to worry he'll probably even fight twice in the meantime
>>145346598Based Ankalaev enjoyer
whats next for our boy in such unforgivin sport?
okay but he was shook at 155 max, no one fears 145 min
>>145346505Kek based.
>>145346684Put islam in iconic, topuria in generic
Seeing max get knocked the fuck out after years of being a cut baby piter patter point fighter might be the best thing I have ever seen in all of MMAIlia is automatically in the mount Rushmore of the UFC
>>145346684I don't even remember what any of their walkout songs are beside Jon using "I'm coming home" that one time.
Magomed Ankalaev, now there's a good walkout
>>145343415based edit
>>145343661https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shia%E2%80%93Sunni_relations
unironically Jean Silva will heem Ilia
KavanaghU. NurmagomedovTopuriaMakhachevRakhmonov (165)Chimaev (175)DDPAnkalaevAspinallRate this lineup of champions.
>>145346684GODLIKE:>Aspinall
>>145346684What is dricus’s song? I can’t remember any of his walkouts
>>145346881>(165)>(175)shut up you loser
>>145346901YMCA
Chuck Liddell, GSP, Jon Jones and Ilia Topuria. That's the mount Rushmore of the UFC
>>145346901He walks out to the South African national anthem
Aldo, Max and Volk are the only 3 fighters with cool walkouts now that I think about it.
faggot slopped out in Germany, moved to his parents shithole Georgia at 10 then asylum sought in Spain like a stani and claims it as home, they are getting fleeced kek
Max’s chin is cracked (figuratively) Rob’s chin is cracked (literally)
>>145346516>Tfw is Saturday and you find out.
>>145346922Bro tried to sneak in Chuck like we wouldn't notice
Dana White, Mick Maynard, Sean Shelby, Hunter Campbell. That's the mount Rushmore of the UFC
Rakic: uuuuuhh stoopi guy where chin?Anaka: haha
>volk you are next again, you deserve to get knock the fuck out again.
>>145346901https://youtu.be/FM1ssLrw6t4
>>145346954Rude.
dricbeast walked out to some african mumbo jumbo his last fight
>>145346637True, Rakic was in Hell in that cage. We've never seen him run away like that. Magomed must be 10 x scarier than Jiri.
>>145346954Dana just was redpilled early after being involved in shady Boston underworld shit and knew there needed to be a Roman circus and bet on the right horse
fuck ufc
>>145346911What'd I say?
>>145346598>Magomed is in the building
*enters thread*
Aldo is the only fighter in MMA to go on a GOAT type run that had the misfortune of being in a good weight class and therefore having a legacy destroying end to his career>Jon, GSP and DJreign ends in a close, controversial decision, meaning their division had just barely caught up to them, smartly leave at that point to preserve their legacy>Silvathat his decline was so bad and his age, you can very easily dismiss it as him just being washed
>leaves
>rakic is top 5 >last win is in 2021>against Smiffwhat the fuck is Jizzy doing?
ryan hall beat topuria on the ground
>>145347286huh?
Jai Herbert and Josh Emmett turned Topuria into a crotchsniffer
>>145347286Smiff would zeem jizzy, he is turbo washed.
>>145347341thisso much this
josh emmett shadowrealms ilia 7 times out of 10
An Tony Smith will reassemble
who the fuck in that division even heems like emmett and torpuria?
>>145347286
topuia is a TKO merchant, if he fought against real athletes(boxers) he would get fucked
>>145347435Jeremy Stephens and Gooby
>>145347341the only competent fighter in that division is a 38yo kickboxer with 15 years of actual fights on the chin, that division is free money for Jizzy, they are so fucking bad that he might even entertaining performances
adesanya (ranked contender) saw shara bullet (ranked contender) call him out and got offended as if he’s not allowed to do that.
>>145347435fully roided volk
>>145347491even have
Starting to play Daiblo 4, anyone have any tips? I have an barbain named Schaub and I an having fun performing spinning weems
Israel "The Last Dogbender" Crydesanya
>>145347491He couldn't do it on his prime against Jan.Maybe he manages to beat a couple of turbo bums but right now jizzy is done.
>>145347438How come theres a dent where his prefrontal cortex should be
Ilia has just saved TKO holdings group. He single handily has turned Conor into a old man who yells at clouds.
>just realized adesanya/vettori 3 is very possible
>>145347633godnor could draw more dimes fighting jim miller than toporio has made in his little ding dong life
>>145347507Nah that was clickbait you're referring to. He laughed and seemed to enjoy the callout
>real athletes(boxers)
>throwing spinning shit >throwing double spinning shit Lmao I remember doing that shit when I was a kid when I was scared of my opponent then I grew up and knew turning your back at a y point during a fight is a huge story loss.
prime chad mendes vs ilia topuria
>>145347435The three hardest hitters at Featherweight are Ige, Emmett, and Topuria People were calling Ige white Ngannou for a bit because he kept schaub realming people
there will be riots when mark zuckerberg implements elo rankings and pantoja shoots up to #3 pfp
criticaleyemma
Ah shit I didn't realize that we could just implement an Elo system instead of a subjective ranking system and it would fix everything without having any UFC input
>Start running, Tom. 10...9...8...7...6...5...4..3..2..1SOON
>>145347594that retard believed his own hype to the point he didn't even bulk up, I'm not saying he could do it based on his skills but based on how shit that division is. and again, what's the alternative, >>145347654 ?
>>145347788That's true
Some men really do have it all and they absolutely deserve it.
>>145347798why didn't topuria bring his wife's kid this time
>>145347798he would give it all away to be 6 feet tall
>>145347788Seeing how much dana hates fraudgubu this week, it's pretty much confirmed that Gane was instructed to lose in order to destroy ngubu's legacy. Many people are saying this behind the scenes as well.
Topuria wife glazers are not as bad as poatards yet but theyre getting there
>>145347853back to your containment thread
My cat might be a can
pereira is still fighter of the year btw
>back to your containment thread
>>145347853Same guy? What's wrong with you?
>>145347791Excellent work.
Tom aspinall looks so ridiculous with his new teeth
>>145347853>>145347966holy basedola
>>145347966revolting
>>145347791gayne would need a gun to defeat tom
>>145343374>ears completely fucked up>still cannot land a single submissionHow bad can someone be, at least Duckbib and Pisslam finish people
>>145348064Gane can defeat Aspinall (and has) by simply using his advanced psychological powers.
>>145347966mental illness general
>>145348064With or without a gun, gane would defeat tom. Difference is, if tom had a gun he still couldn't beat gane.
Tom Aspinall is better than Ciryl Gane in every aspect of MMA.
>>145347704>Swinging for the fences with reckless abandonment.Ngl that's based
>>145348123having cauliflower ear is not indicative of being good at submissions
>>145347788Same energy as individuals saying max would win because jai Herbert landed a kick.
>>145347788who am i to disagree
>>145348064Ciryl Gun
early stoppage max was about to
illlia hits so hard he knocks guys out without knocking them out
Max kneed Ilia straight in the balls before the KD and Ilia didn't even react I fear the worst...Topuria is mengless
why does Ciryl Gane have such juicy mammaries even though he's a shredded male heavyweight?
>can dance better >better looking >hair is salon quality
>>145348450is that national German hero, Abus Magomedov?
Poatan's in peaches and creamville, that dagi bastard is never fighting him lmaooooooooo
Vakhitov will leapfrog Ankalaev
>>145348475The Aryan prototype, The Ubermensch… Call him whatever you want
Thank you Francis Ngannou
>>145348511Dana said that's the next fight. It's gonna be a bad night for Pereira
>>145348716magomed will strikepereira will heem
Max deserves more respect than what you’re giving him right now
>>145348757Magomed will eat 2 flush low kicks and shoot*Magomed will bring balance to Pereira's legacy
>>145348788it took him 3 rounds to realise he should shoot against janhe didn't shoot at all on saturday after taking several hard kicks
>>145348679Zased
>>145348716Dana said he 'deserves' to fight for the title. If Jones retires in November, it will 100% be Aspinall vs Pereira. Magomed will have to fight Jamahawal Hill for the interim or real title. That's better for everyone. For both Pereira fans and hayders. Aspinall has better, more effective wrestling, gnp and submissions then magomed.
>>145348807>after taking several hard kickshis legs were never compromised unlike with jan
>harsh truthjean silva heeming charles jordain was more impressive than topuria TKOing holloway
>>145346684Shara walking out to the ODST trailer music was pretty based.I don't know if he chose it or not, but still cool.
>>145348862his legs were compromised early and it still took him until the 4th to shootby the time he realises he should've shot on pereira it will be too late
I said it before, I have to say it again, I dont understand how anyone can give the Khamzat fight purely to him. He won it sure, but it's like the fuckin Aspinal knee against Blades, but you could argue even worse on some levels. You, reading this right now, have never imagined your gums being split in half and your teeth torn out backwards. Youve never even thought about it once in your life.Its really not even a fair fight, a rematch is totally required some day. Its just fucking pissing me off, and Im new to the sport, I started watching 10 months ago, I considered whittaker a washed NPC I dont know shit about him, but like, that injury should not build up hype for fucking Chimaev.
>>145348915>You, reading this right now, have never imagined your gums being split in half and your teeth torn out backwards. Youve never even thought about it once in your life.yes i have, i thought about it the last time it happened in the ufc
>>145348927When was that, like I said Im brand new so tell me some fights
>>145348807Rakic wasn't hurting him at all so he felt comfortable continuing to line up the crossI would honestly be shocked if he doesn't shoot on Pereira in the 1st>>145348839Aspinall/Pereira is fine I guess but it's also kind of dumb. Let Aspinall beat up Brock Lesnar or something
>>145348915>t.
>>145348948ion cutelaba vs devin clark
Khamzat Chimaev's 185 career thus far>majority decision vs unranked opponent on short notice >injury TKO vs top 5 opponent
>>145348915So Conor .... didnt lose?
>>145348915If this is your genuine opinion, then you don't really understand grappling. Jawbreakers and neck cranks are for real. Khabib made Conor tap to something very similar and Ortega also did it to Cub Swanson. You can get your jaw cracked sort of easily
>>145349013his point is that it was a pre-existing injury
>>145349002Don't forget fluke eyes closed haymaker against a 50 year old veteran fighting to afford his medicaid payments
>>145349028He didn't mention that anywhere in his post and it wasn't a pre-existing injury. It's more like a vulnerable area like how a nose broken once breaks again more easily or how scar tissue opens up more easily. The difference is no one had any idea Whittaker's lower teeth got fucked up against DDP and it still requires nasty grip strength
>>145348915BDS with more words
>>145348915he still had over a minute to find a choke
>>145349028It's teeth related. He squeezed enough to hurt him, push all of his teeth out of line and little bobert tapped like a bitch. Smiff didn't tap when his teeth went flying. Case closed.
>>145349132Holy based. Smiff > Whittaker?
JUST MAKE THE WRESTLING WORLDS FREE GOD DAMN FUCK FLOGRAPPLING SHIT ITS NICHE AS FUCK NO ONE IS STREAMING IT, Maybe WWE had a part on wrestling being unkwon but these fuckers aren't promoting right
BREAKING: Dana was thunderstruck.
>>145349138we don't watch that crap here
>>145349132Lion Heart's built different
>>145348679why is kadryov so powerful
>>145349138there are plenty of freely available gay porn on the internet
I just wanna watch sadulaev and Burroughs's last run
>>145349176Real answer? Russia is made up of federal subjects. Oblasts have their own rights, republics have even more rights. Chechnya is a republic, which means kadyrov is free to do pretty much whatever he wants as long as he keeps a thumb on the cia/wahabi terrorists who permaheemed his fazza back in the day. Which he does
if the freak injury didn't happen, Whittaker would have survived the first round and start peaching shartmaev up
>>145349227thawlts on Kadyrov Jr cornering Chimaev to total victory this weekend?
>>145348716there is nothing Ankalaev offers that PoaGOD haven't seen already
>>145348679he knows winners. and he called out khabib for being a project
>>145349271You really think Poatan can deal with the Dagi wrestling?
>>145349253Adam and Dustum? Yeah they are beasts for sure
>>145348876More seethe than heem has ever seen. We truly are le 'blessed'
>>145349298shartkalaev's wrestling is unironically not that good and he's not going to use it anyway
>>145349298Ankalaev's wrestling is non-existent for dagi standards
Demurezat
>>145346684Dricus isn't generic at all. Much less generic than Islam.
>>145349028This is somewhat my point, it wasn't something that would have worked on any other middleweight. I can accept the loss, but it's totally unfair to say that it was a legit win, because it just wasnt. Like, it was, Im not saying it should be a no contest cus Rob went in with that vulnerability, but the basedcuqs saying WOW CUMSHOT IS GOD, the fight may as well have not even happened. It doesnt really realistically reflect either fighter's legitimate skill.>>145349132Its not the same injury, tooth loss isnt a big deal, Ive lost teeth before, it hurts and it sucks, this was his gums collapsing in half tearing all his teeth out with the gums from the jawbone. It's entirely a different pain and different thing. I asked some other guy>>145348988Ill go watch that now and see if its the same thing
>>145348679
>>145349298I'm convinced that Ankalaev has the tool to make beating Alex look easy, but he isn't the smartest tool in the shed and may very well get heemed or lose 3 rounds because his instinct are to kickbox.
>>145349389just google "devin clark teeth" and you'll see it, same injury and he fought another 2 rounds with it
I couldn't stop clapping for a full minute after topuria heemed holloway
>>145349421even if he does take pereira down alex has good defensive/damage mitigating grappling and sharty is not a sub threat in the slightest
stop>Zoprunning away>VronRUNNING AWAY>Wrongrrey ary vayfrom me>Senpai we!
>>145349389it's like the Rakic vs Jan fight. Jan's kick were a factor in Rakic sudden leg injury, but it doesn't change the fact that it was kind of fluky.
>>145349477Yeah, but I believe he has the cardio and ability to hold him down and pitter patter enough shot to get 3 rounds
>>145349482That was endearing, I love this big dumb retard
>>145349433Alright, Ill give you that based on what I saw from what you said to look up, im still watching the fight. That said, I also think that Max versus Justin at 300, the early nose break = loss. Justin couldnt fight, so I guess Whittaker tapping there is a sign of weakness, instead of fighting 4 more rounds and losing from damage. Im just more sympathetic towards whittaker since the first thing I saw when watching him in interviews was that he was missing teeth, and I thought he might have some like PTSD or something.>>145349485I get what you guys are saying, I understand your point of view better, but if that problem didn't exist for whittaker it would have been a good fight. I guess Im just not satisfied, since I expected a lot more.
>>145343258They got that shit here… scary but I don’t take vaccines. Real ones don’t duck
I'll say it again:>Caucasian takeover is delicious>Westerners can only protect their black sweethearts from the Caucasians at LHW & HW for so long before they lose(give em real jobs now)
soon, toporio-san
>>145349671Big ank can absolutely beat pereddit but hes scaring me with the “i will strike” nonsenseThere really arent any hw brazzas. The few skilled ones that exist went into wrestling (sadulaev, tazhudinov, etc)
>>145349482Big Ank is growing on me, its only a mazza of time until he gets his own magomed ankalaev funny moment on jootub
>>145348988Alright I watched the fight, this is very similar and might even be categorized as the same injury, but you can see in this fight the guys other lower teeth are protecting the ones that got bent back. I can say from this fight it wasn't a pure SPLORTLike whittaker felt and heard. This guys gums were fucked up bad but not totally detached like whittakers. I wont shit on Clark obviously for staying in, but the severity isnt as bad as Whittakers, ALSO, whittaker doesnt have as many teeth to wire onto for recovery, so I think his new teeth are all gonna be fake. This guys teeth didn't get sundered all the way back and split his gums in half.All that said, I can consider this quite similar.
>>145349324>>145349350He just used it against Jan once he was in a desperate situation. He also wrestled for 15 minutes against Paul Craig and easily beat Krylov in scrambles. >>145349421This is also my fear lol
>aljoke Fraud>volk and maxWashed up>yair He lost to shitega so yeah>lopesMaybe he'll put up more of a fight than redditway but go out harder
>>145349876>emmett only needs onebook it dana
>>145349767Rizvan Kuniev is the Great Brazza Hope at HW.
Kek, just remembered beneil dariush
>>145349896dardush with a chin could have gone all the way. spazzy muay thai, dad strength, catlike scrambles. islams nightmare
>>145346505His antics remind me a lot of McGregor, he acts like an idiot before the fight and then he gives them flowers when he beat themhave to see how he reacts to defeat to see if he is genuinely an idiot.
I can’t take MMA seriously as a sport knowing that all of the champions are camel jockeys. Name one other combat sport where this is the case. This just goes to show you that the talent, skill and athleticism necessary to be “good” in MMA is absolutely minimal.
sexo
>>145349963wrestling
Oh no, some neet racist anon can't take mma seriously! We can't afford this!
>>145349965donde esta la foto?
>>145349955He had one cool performance against whats his name, but thats it
>>145349966mma wrestling sucks. 75 year old Kurt Angle would out wrestle the entire UFC roster
you're cute bro no homo
Oh no another cazzie who thinks being an olympic wrestler means jack shit in MMA
>>145350025
>WE FOUND OUT....that my wife doesn't love me anymore. #cursedexpress (to the divorce court)
kek another muzzie who can’t fathom that mma fighters are bum camel jockeys off the steeets of pajeekastan Nice sport
>>145350030Kurt Angle is literally the greatest athlete of all time. He would destroy Jon Jones as a 220 pound "heavyweight" with no neck ligaments
>>145350025i'd fuck this dude up his manbutt
>>145350025That's a woman with a vagina.
Kurt Angle is just a knock off Colby
>>145350018kurt angle was wrestled to a tie by a camel jockey in his gold medal match so what's your point
>>145350092Post a clip of Colby doing a percsault off the top of a 30 foot cage>>145350097He beat a drug cheat with NO NECK>K-Kurt was cheating too!Proof?
>>145350025if this a dude then hes one qt dude
Safe to say Ilia is the GOAT and would have starched Conor in his prime
I still have no idea what Abubakar Nurmagomedov has to go on vacation from
So Illia is Georgian ... but looks Spanish? how is Merab Georgian but brazza if Illia is Georgian
>>145350097He had a broken neck. Nice try Jamaal Kaffir.
>>145350193Ilia is German
>>145350199Even Angle didn't think he won at the time but b the Olympics are a corrupt fix no one takes seriously (see Finchads winning no medals in 2024)
mma media members that are still die hard fans at least 10 years in? proof for loog here https://streamable.com/ktvhvh
>>145350206makes even less sense. where is the georgian poster i need an explanation
>>145350193ilia is "georgian" (semitic) while merab is georgian (caucasian)
Need Bec Rawlins "Dont bully me or Ill come shirt" posthaste
>>145350271Germany is between the two countries it's like mixing blue and yellow to make green b
Shavkat went to war with Geoff NealWhy does anyone think he could survive Khamzat
Best looking and the most entertaining fighters at the same time.How do they do it?
>>145350290khamzat will never make 170 againi do agree that shavkat is overhyped though, he seems physically weak
>most entertaining fighterslmaokek even
>>145350305>doesn't refute claim>too insecure to directly respond to post
>>145350305mandramafag detected
>>145350295he has omalley syndrome, broken bones breaking over and over again
how do they do it?
>>145350331religion + poor + trying to keep out of trouble
>>145350331Proximity to Jojua's weili
>>145350193Ilia has high semitic admixture. The arabs invaded the Caucasus hundreds of years ago and many settled there. Merab is a pure bred caucasoid so he looks like a caveman
deme su foto de pies por favor
>>145350331
>>145350331rape babies and baby rapers
>>145342967Is Nate Diaz THE most overrated fighter of all times?
>>145350374I'm not chuffed with the new Fairy but she is cute I suppose
>>145350385That would be McGoober, with Randy Couture in a close 2nd. No one has ever rated Nate. He was viewed as an entertaining based retard, not an elite fighter.
>>145350385I raise you Jorge Masvidal
>>145350374Oh wow is that another mid girl for /heem/ to simp over???
>>145343597For muslims, perverting islam is worse than following another religion.In fact, it is supposedly the same for christianism but catholics got btfo in a few wars in the beginning of the modern age and now perverting christianism is completely acceptable.
>>145350331Champions>Merab>Illia>IslamContenders>Mokaev>Tagir>Umar>Movsar>Giga>Arman>Fiziev>Imavov>Dolidze>Chimaev>Aliskerov>Ankalaev>Azamat
>Oh wow is that another mid girl for /heem/ to simp over???
>>145350429>Contenders>>Mokaev
>>145350421Respectfully. What does modern age mean over there? Respectfully
>>145350412Masvidal at least heemed Till, Cerrone and Ben Askren (who was undefeated at the time) and has a much better professional record.
>>145350382talmbout juice, b?
>>145350447Yea, i just realized this shit has differnet meanings in different places, but i learned in school as the modern age beginning in the the fall of constatinople (1453) and ending in the storming of the bastille (1789).
im bored, lets talmbout religion or sumth
>>145342967who is Reyes with
gambar kaki pejuang wanita
My fighter nickname is DAN in all caps which stands for Destroy All Niggers
yup ilia is shook af
>>145350514bully b handles that
>>145350506My aunt made me kiss the dead christ when i was 7 y/o and it deeply traumatized me.
tolong pos gambar kaki alexa grasso, pak
>>145350484I suspected that b it sounded a bit funny to my ear, what you call Idade Contemporânea we also call modern here and in English afaik
>>145350526isnt that like a common ritual for catholics?
Evloev will take care of topuria
>>145350526Did you lick his toes?
Long Live, El Matador. We can't lose.
>>145350526What the fuck does this mean
>>145350534What is wrong with you
>>145350421m8 i saw a clip of a muzzie priest saying it’s better to be gay than kuffar
tick tock, Ankalaev
>>145350549post em
baik di sini anda pergi
ilia will shit in Movlaev's mouth
>>145350523
>>145350558kwabloev ain’t making it to a title shot
Saya ingin melihat pantat kaya, pak
>>145350542It’s common practice for cathos to kiss the feet of Jesus on the crucifix
>Islam flushed Volk>Gaethje ruined Max's chinIn many ways Ilia has 0 good wins
>>145350558Movsar outwrestles Topuria
>>145350552terima kasih, pak. nanti aku buat taco untuk kau.>>145350565pantat kaya, pak? maksud kau pantat besar?
>>145350567A respectful kiss like you'd give a kitten or your grandmother's cheek not some sloppy tongue like you'd give some floozey
Israel was outboxing Dricus
>ilia won so he wasn’t hecking shook!He was shook, the face he made after the gaethje heem was unmistakably fear, he was nervous and jittery all fight week, fighters can be scared and still win, GSP famously hated fighting
>>145350572Ya besar, penuh, berkeringat, buah persik tolong pak
The headkick will be there for Diego
>>145350578This guy seems kinda retarded so I feel bad for him
>>145350536Catholic churches sometimes have a statue representing Jesus Christ while dead, known as "the dead Christ", and for a child it looks very much real in a dim-lit church. It was Easter and my aunt insisted that i had to kiss the it's hand (not the one far away from his face, unfortunelly for 6-7 y/o me)
>>145350550>juice>lose
>>145350593damn i thought you mean the regular crucified jesus when you said the dead christ
>>145350594Can't accept that some people have good genetics and work hard?
>>145350598>loses
Imagine if Jesus of Nazareth cared about mma
>>145350598Nice backne Rakic.
>Back in my day we had The Ice Man. He didn't rely on fancy Jewish Jitsu. Just big heart, good old American wrestling and grit. The kinda man's man that ate a grizzled steak and hunted a nice buck when it was in season. The kinda a man who chewed a nice can of Cope in his Chevy 2500. A real man's man. Now don't get me started on Randy Couture...
>>145350385Edgy take, but Jon Jones because people actualy think he one of the top 5 all time p4p fighter of all time.people really do not understand just how shit lhw is, just based on the numbers of fighters in the UFC in ach wight class, being a top 15 lhw is worth as about as much as being top 40 in good weight classs like bw, fw and lw.Think of how many "there are levels to this" moment there are at those weight class between good fighters.Like Giga crushing Barbosa, Kattar 50-45 Giga, Max breaking records on Kattar's face, Volk winning every minute of his last fight with Max.That kind of shit doesn't happen at light heavyweight. And most of Jon's win came years ago against fighters with completely outdated games. So to get an idea of how good he is you got to look at his last few wins, which include Smiff, Santos and Reyes, who all gave Jon some problem. Honestly I may rate good weightclass gatekeeper types like Rob Font and Calvin Kattar more than those guys.
>>145350626So why don't lightweights just move up to LHW?
>>145350626please tell me you’re quebecois
>>145350597No. A life-sized semi-realistic statue of dead Jesus Christ after the crucixion.
Jesus Christ is the best coach in MMA a lot of champs thank him after their fights
NAME fighters are exceptionally bad if you factor that there are 223-274 million people in North Africa alone, Israel has a wealthy population of 10 million almost entirely conscripted people and even they haven't had an elite fighter. Who else is in poohfc rn besides the portly egyptian heavyweight?>inb4 hurr durr binland 0 (zero) fighters>hehheh makwan>lee murray (bongified nafri and mixes don't count)
>>145350604Holy retard
>>145350647The well fed egyptian + Natan Levy
>>145350631Je suis Québécois
>>145350626What stops fighters that can make 205 from being genuinelly good?
FACT: There are zero fighters representing Finland in the UFC.BONUS FACT: Finland won zero medals at the 2024 Paris Olympics.
>finland only 5 million people>IC6 population 100 times bigger brazza
>>145350662depth of talent, first there are less fighters overall so hyper talented guys are just more common. Same reason bellator champions aren't rated like UFC champion, as they rule over a smaller talent pool.The smaller talent pool also means that there are less of them to train and spar with each other.Also it's easier to mostly relies on physical attributes at heavyer weight class for a reason.I think Jon is one of the more talnted fighter ever, I may not rate beating the likes of Shogun andRampage that highly overall, but I do doing it at 23 years old. But he just didn't have the level of opposition and partner to push him to improve to his full potential.Like he was lost when Santos had a good kicking game because he never had to prepar for an opponant that had one prior, nor was he pushed by any of his bum ass sparing partner like Maurice Green to know how to counter it.
Also nobody heterosexual cares about the summer olympics
>>145350690there are countries with far less people that have representatives in the UFC, no excuse.
>>145350526Did you fuck your big ass latina aunty?
Literally just watching which Lmumba runs faster absolutely nothing to see there no athleticism no grit
>doublepostingHE'S HURT BAD
Don't even care honestly
>>145350719You're a keyboard warrior, I would bet a lot of money that he would fuck you up.
>>145350736lad was just taking a piss why did he heemed him?
>>145350738All I do is post facts.
>>145350743Looks suspiciously familiar
>>145350736Nerve gas?
murphy is a gigashitter and will be cut by then
>>145350743reposting twitter guys u find funny
>>145350760It's not WW1 fuckin Doc Brown over here
>>145350760pepper spray you goofter
>>145350760yeah you can see how the catatonic blowback sends him flying to the fence, RIP.
It is mildly embarrassing to have won no medals this time
>>145350743>UFC Fight Night: Orolbai vs McGregorKino
>The best placement by a Finnish athlete in the 2024 Games was fifth, attained by three athletes: Pihla Kaivo-oja in women's 50 kg boxing, Silja Kosonen in women's hammer throw, and Heili Sirviö in women's park in skateboarding. The 2024 Games marked the first time in Finnish Olympic history that it failed to win a medal, ending the streak of medalling in 50 consecutive Olympic Games (Summer and Winter).[1][2]>highest placing athletes were all womenJust when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
>>145350523Yeah he was shook here
It's not been a good year for us, could you not?
the land of fins, I guess there's lots of fish there
>>145350796what else has happened? hey at least you've got a fighter now, proper finnish rose she ishttps://boxrec.com/en/box-am/965324https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhfmTbS7BLw
There are no fights I look forward too after Topuria solved MMA
Islam beats Topuria
>>145350817Pillowtap is not fighting but you knew that already
>>145350818early stoppage
>>145350825i was throwing you a bone, surely it's preferable to no fighters
>>145350824Nup
It's just not right even dogschaubstan has a fighter lined up for ruotolo not that I care btw bc I really don't
>>145350856Thoughts on Namo “Saif” Fazil AKA The Kurdish Viking? Finland’s Topuria they call him.(was going to post that you’ve got a fighter in ONE but he’s not actually signed and is still floating about in the muzzie leagues kwab)
>>145350877this guy would give frangeria conniptions
>>145350385BJ Penn and TKZ
>>145350877Talmbout
Can anyone tell me what the FUCK Rakic was doing vs Ankalaev
>>145350901losing
>>145350901Killing parlays heeming picks taking bribes and being shit b
>>145350901losing to a superior fighter
Sandblasting Dan Hooker
>>145350877that's a lot of names...
>>145350532Wasn't happy with his fight against Arnold Allen. Not to mention the hands down rule that Allen got timed out for won't work anymore.
>>145350877>byyyyyyyy the POWER OF ODEN, SAR, YOUUUUU WILL NOT REDEEEEEEM
Is the best base for WMMA, being a big booty latina?
>>145350901Winning the rounds but losing the fight
Topuria's win over Holloway was Gaethje-esque
>>145350901Losing the fight 29-28Losing the story 30-26
>>145350965being a sweaty dyke could also work
>>145350980how so
>>145350877Varg opinion on this doo?
>>145351014Kristian is probably a fan he lives in *rance after all
>Gaethje didn't winThen explain how Holloway has a KO loss on his record. Check mate.
>>145346782not liking Max is a sign of a subhuman
How good was he?
>>145351125I dont know who that boomer is but he looks like a half a round cardio bum
>>145351127Its Mark Kerr b
We need to talk about the acceptability of crying when we saw Max lose.
>>145351127It's a young Dana White.
>>145351125i prefer his brother, Nick
Gane fell so we could fall.
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>>145343248Dude is built like a kid and hits like a truck. I don't get it.
>>145349389I think it's less about the injury and more about the fact that if you can head crank someone's jaw into oblivion you have to be in a pretty good position.
>>145350293Not even gay, but Dricus is handsome as fuck.
