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/hoc/vious: >>145346645
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dance of the sugar plum faggots
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my oilies will surely demolish the jackets tonight
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/playoffsbound/
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[crying]
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Gary is a mountainbelt bro too
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>This is a Stanley Cup Final caliber goalie
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>>145360486
airo
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more like the failgary lames
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Flames and Islanders
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I wonder if McGaykid’s wife lays in bed at night thinking about him crying his eyes out on tv and wondering if she married the right man
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>>145360552
and kngiths
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>>145360525
You guys better win that game tonight. Just don't put Wolf in net lol it's that simple.
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>>145360530
Well done English
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>>145360481
My Debbie’s (:
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>>145360564
they won't
go knights go!
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my rat :)
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>>145360609
My captain
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There’s no excuses for the rangers to not win the cup, right?
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I miss him bros
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>>145360656
1994 will commence again
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>>145360656
Well #1 they're shit
and #2 they don't have an enforcer who can score anymore because they're shit
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>>145360557
most hockey wives know that their husbands will always prioritize the game over their relationships
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>>145360656
right
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>>145360695
No team has enforcers anymore, every new player is a twink zoomer
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>Make a clown your captain
>lose
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>>145360749
Just like my islanders
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>>145360749
But enough about the laffs
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>>145360749
I do this and look like this
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>laffs/jets is on amazon
What the FUCK
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>>145360822
>Dude doesn't even get hit
>Acts like a soft pussy anyway
Do Canes players really?
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>>145360645
Our captain is hung
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>>145360837
Based Gary giving Bezotube the scraps
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I didn't realize just how bad the sharks were doing
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>>145361047
There is not as much hype around their losing streak this season
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>>145361047
please stop noticing this
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>>145361085
Surely they can beat the Clubbies
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>>145361047
):
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>>145361047
they're just as bad as last year
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>>145361108
The yetis are decent
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sharksfags deserve all the suffering
i hope it lasts for another decade
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Cellebrini was supposed to save them
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>>145361108
I dunno man...
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>>145361193
He could've if his glassy bussy hadn't of broken.
Dude is smart staying away after that first Blues game
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>Spends every waking minute in the sin bin instead of scoring goals
They're ruining him
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I'm just gonna say it.
Seattle Kraken.
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>>145361108
>>145361150
Are they ever gonna actually decide on a fucking name for that team?
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>>145361416
They will have a proper name next sesson
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>>145361327
The lack of discipline on this team is fucking pathetic.
Also funny how sports media is rushing to talk about the Fesh Pince because they were primed and ready to suck off Celebrini the whole season but whoospy-doodles, a preseason injury LOL! Swear to God all this Smith discourse is Celebrini shit with the names swapped.
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>>145361472
And it will be Utah HC
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>>145361530
Why can't this fucking idiot control his team
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for me it's "my kink is karma"
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>>145361472
>double dipping on jersey sales to make up the lost "expansion fee"
Garys jewish tricks know no bounds
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for me, it's not asking
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Lmao at the ambient oilers based seethe that permeates every thread
They hate us cuz they ain’t us.
>Darnell nurse, come get your cup
Gary Bettman, 2025
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now that's just disrespectful
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for me, it's the Vegas Golden Knights
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Which PS2 NHL game is the best?
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>>145361823
I don't think anyone asked
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Dont ask
Dont tell
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>>145361592
He knows the team sucks balls so he's not trying worth a fuck.
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>>145361862
>nooooo we're due!!
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>>145361865
based me too they play the flames toknight
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>>145361865
>>145361874
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here come my canesies :)
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Eat cock randy
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>>145361697
Gary is a man with no shame
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>>145361998
what having no mountains does to a mfer
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>>145362045
What mountains of cock does to a mfer
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>>145362045
>>145362069
same thing really
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cope my canesies are unstoppable :)
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hmmmm something is not quite right here
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Matt Marchese and Mike Futa open The FAN Hockey Show, joined by Elliotte Friedman of 32 Thoughts the Podcast. They react to the Toronto Maple Leafs' decision to extend Jake McCabe. They discuss his new contract, what it means for the Leafs and reflect on their loss to the Boston Bruins. Next, the boys talk about the Winnipeg Jets, how the Leafs should approach their game tonight and how their special teams compare to the Leafs'. Finally, they wrap up by questioning whether Steven Stamkos can have a breakout game tonight.

Matt Marchese and Mike Futa begin off The FAN Hockey Show with their weekend NHL reactions and which conferences to watch (16:55). Next, they examine the return of Alexsander Barkov, how the Leafs can improve on their powerplay unit, Nazem Kadri's post-game comments about officiating, and NHL top-scoring speculations. Finally, the guys welcome Jody Shelley (44:45) from Monday Night Hockey on Amazon Analyst to discuss tonight's game between the Winnipeg Jets and the Toronto Maple Leafs, Kyle Connor's goal-scoring ability, whether the Leafs have fallen into bad habits of losing, and whether Craig Berube should make line changes to their core powerplay.

>The views and opinions expressed in this podcast are those of the hosts and guests and do not necessarily reflect the position of Rogers Sports & Media or any affiliate.
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>>145362376
https://streamable.com/j4n218
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>>145362366
/playoffs bound/ perhaps?
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>>145362366
I smell another Lou Lamoriello "oh fuck I need to trade the last decent prospect I have" to make the islanders get bounced in round 1 yet again!
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''After video review, we have a bad goal!''
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>>145362456
that smell is actually your unwashed sheets kwab
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>>145362208
who the fuck cares eat cock randy
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>>145362376
>Mike Futa
Thats not a real name and if it was why would you show yourself in public?
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>>145362515
I am indifferent and I honestly don’t have the time to even watch them to begin with.
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>>145362515
>who the fuck cares
you do, apparently
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kitties finna bouta play some hockey in a minute here
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>>145362546
Source?
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>>145362540
Spoken like a true Canes fan
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>>145362556
Right here, he's right about that
>playing in Buffalo, I see
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>>145362585
You literally just made the Buddy Christ from Dogma
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>>145362546
I still believe that the Panthers only won the Stanley Cup just to meme on the Oilers and Conor McMeme
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now the raped retard is here
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>>145362636
Anon... you've been here the whole time though
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BURN
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>>145362622
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>>145362660
>
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guess you're right lad. a fat weeb has been on my mind all day..
>i am such a faggot
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>real retard hours
im out
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>>145362724
Found this picture of you
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>>145362585
Rod with AIDS?
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>>145362818
happy birthday jack
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Faber is a pretty good player and im glad he is on >my team
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>>145362841
Holy shit it actually is his birthday
Everyone on /hoc/ better wish Jack Eichel a happy birthday.
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>>145362791
raped
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For me, it's April 17 2022
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>>145361374
/KRAK/
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>>145360564
Flames never win in Vegas

odds must be defied
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>>145362865
Nah, he is a faggot. Trash player that faked an injury to get out of Buffalo so he could play with Gary's pet team.
Im wishing Marco Scandella a happy retirement.
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not getting my hopes up for the game tonight fellas
the leafs have had our number for the past couple of years and it would be such a leafs thing to lose three in a row in embarrassing fashion and then beat the number one team in the league
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>>145362865
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>>145362208
/hoc/ fears our rising power :)
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>>145362909
>faked an injury
it was convincing to me
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mark stone is YOUR nhl first star of the week bro's
>>145362909
>trash player
you can be mad, but this is just false KWAB
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>>145362922
always has
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>>145362818
Happy Birthday Jack
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His smile and optimism...
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>>145362966
lol I feel so bad for him being on that shitty team
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>>145362969
he chose to go there you dumb bitch
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>>145362966
...Gone.
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>>145362979
HE DID WHAT
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>>145362546
meow meow
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>>145362991
He was kicked out of Tampa
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>>145362979
>>145362991
That's concerning.
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>>145363015
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>>145362966
>>145362980
jen
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i'm booing stamkos tonight
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Why do so many NHL players crossdress for halloween?
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I can't fucking wait to watch Edmongolia job to the Poo Jackets.
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>>145362546
I suppose I can watch the kitties until my west coast game starts
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>Friedman and Bukauskas on 32TP discuss whether Cole Caufield makes Team USA in February. Friedman says on paper the U.S. is the best team,
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>he's gonna watch Stamkos play with the Snatchville Room Temperatures
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>>145363179
I'll be happy if we win a game
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>>145363200
I'll be surprised if I watch any of it at all
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>>145363179
Remember that time the US built a team specifically to counter Canada and proceeded to go 0-4?
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>>145363183
Room temperature snatch is my fetish. Get on my level.
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>>145363319
rather not
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>Playing the Sabres tonight
>DIG INNNN
>DIG THE FUCK IN
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>>145363327
??
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>>145363327
jack is a former sabre
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>Columbus and Buffalo both use Civil War themes in the franchise
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>>145363327
>when the penis isn't feminine
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>>145363179
if it's even a debate whether cole caufield makes the team then you can pretty much guarantee a US victory
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>>145363385
It's okay because it's the winning side
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Gaybres can get up the ice and scarrrrr. Soilers D is 1-6 likely the worst in the nhl. Goalers are sieves. Knob is same as it ever was.
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I bet they will have a big retard ceremony for Stamkos in Tampa Bay tonight
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thingken bout johnny hockey :(
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>>145363456
they will have a "first commercial break" tribute video
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>he thinks there was a winning side
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Mods should onions desu retard on this board
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>scoreless draws
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>>145363487
>if you win you lose
hey dylan
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>georgiev in goal tonight
let's go blackhawks please blow this dead-eyed retard out of the water so we can finally move on
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Unlike the Jets, the Jets are on an eight game winning streak
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>soilers
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>he thinks that [random indecipherable nonsense] and that's no lie
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>the city of Alberta 2
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>soilers
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bud literally cannot stop winning
this is a sign from god that it's the Islanders' year
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what the fuck is wrong with edmonton
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>>145363577
Didn't we have this conversation already? a couple of times even?
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>>145363577
they depend on two overrated players
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BLUEJACKETS SCARRRRE
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>>145363593
as recently as 18 hours ago
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blue jackets :)
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That kike was 5' offside.
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>>145363577
>>145363593
>>145363594
BUSINESS IDEA:

/hoc/ FAQ for the current season
>>145363608
welcome, time traveler
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finland
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sucks
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>>145363606
see
>>145363620
second comment
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>>145363623
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>>145363623
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>>145363577
What if we took a sunbelt chud city with no culture and also made it zero degrees fahrenheit during the winters?
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My Blue Jackies :)
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>>145363623
BINLAND :DDDDD
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Will the laffs break the jest undefeated record?
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>>145363620
Q: What happened on the chilly easter evening of 2022?
A: You were raped by a fat weeb
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>his Columbus Blue Jackets
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>>145363705
it's on amazon so the world will never know
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Here's your finnish wife, bro.
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soilers defense and goaltending is certainly bad enough to lose this game
jackets are shit but they can score
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>the city of Buffalo
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>>145363727
why are finns so retarded looking?
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miu mau!
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>the good Boqvist
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>>145363755
to much ground to cover, just accept it and move on
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JACKETS SCARRRRRRRR
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>most dangerous lead in Ohio
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>>145363727
the one on the far right is cute
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JACKETS SCARRRRRRRRRRRR
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>soilers

stinky team
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>soilers
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Still saved more than they've scored
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meow meow~
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>most dangerous lead in Alberta
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cats SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR on da pp
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my jackets will blow the 2-0 lead again, but lel edmonton
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FINNISH GOALTENDING
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>>145363809
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>>145363755
Finns are cute
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the atmosphere in buffalo is making me depressed. it fits the city i guess, but still, christ
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It's time.
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JACKETS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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what is going on in edmonton
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>>145363806
Hmm?
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my jackets :)))
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>>145363865
I'm switching the Jets game as soon as the puck is dropped, this shit is minor league tier, and normally I'm fine with that but this a pro team
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CANADIAN GOALTENDING
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>SOILERS
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MY JACKETS ARE ELITE GOAL SCORERS
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>the town of edmonton
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>Mcdavid out for rest of game
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>soilers
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Is a .500 save% good?
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blue jackets just really really like dabbing on fraudulent canadian teams okay
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>>145363865
We drove around it on a trip from Cooperstown to Niagara Falls and it was the most depressing sight I've ever seen in this country. Not even Baltimore drained my soul like that.
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>A few years ago..!
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>>145363887
mcdavid forgot to pack his favorite literature
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is this good?
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zamn the jackies are jackin' off on them edmontonians
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finna put on that predators game in a minute
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>>145363927
exceedingly, but it's Edmonton
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>kill mcdavid
>win by 7

based columbus
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Jackets shortie coming up
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>>145363907
>it's true
KWAB
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>soilers
>mcgaykid
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>>145363912
maybe if you're georgiev
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gary made the call
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McDavid injured bussy:
https://x.com/HockeyDaily365/status/1851045778996797722
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damon severson penalty brings me back
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>>145363920
it's fucking bleak. the residents know it and i guess they take some pride in it? but there's no real upside to the city like detroit or whatever had. it's just always going to be cold, bleak and depressing. reminds me of rural Ohio

missing the playoffs for 13 years doesnt help things tho
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the oilers really needed to take a time out to set up the 5 on 3 huh
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>>145364056
back to planet retard?
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kek nice pp soilers
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incredible power play oilers
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>>145364063
There's a specific reason Cornell has suicide nets
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>wasting a timeout for that 5 on 3
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steelers play toknight too
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Hockey
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>>145364138
i take a world series game over that ever time
but I'm watching ice hockey tonight, so gamecast is best I can do
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>>145363327
>He already broke his pussy and is out of the game KEK
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>NFL
>world series
>monday night raw
no reason to watch hockey at all tonight
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>McDavid OUT (broken bussy)

the absolute state
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>>145364165
season is actually over for the oilers and it's not even november
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>>145364036
It's going to take months to scrape all of his anus off the boards.
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Is the prime game only in Canada?
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>>145364199
good question. last week the american team at least had a feed. this week it's two canadian teams so i'm not sure who would be airing it in the states
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>leafs black jersey
Why is this a thing
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>>145364199
i can never see it on there so I would assume yes
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Mcdavid got hurt now the oilers are toast like when Giordano exploded him
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Thank you to the teds for yet again exposing another r fraudulent Canadian team
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>MaxPac on the 2nd line
Nice depth you got there laffs
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Thank you to the Oilers for putting this out of reach early so I don't have to bounce between hockey and wrestling. I can't believe how bad their PP is right now and how stubborn Knoblach has been in trying to change it up or get them to try something new.
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I <3 Dean Evason :)
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This is the blue jackets Stanley cup beating the mcdavidless oilers kwab
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>scoreless draw
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I think I already ate too many peanut butter filled pretzels
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>>145364268
CBJ are tragedy specialists, they can still lose
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>>145364312
how much is too many?
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>>145364312
eat some jelly filled pretzels to cancel them out
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here's his injury

https://old.reddit.com/r/EdmontonOilers/comments/1ge2sf9/game_day_talk_oilers_v_blue_jackets_28_october/lu9kdui/
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>>145364175
I'M A GROWER NOT A SHOWER >:(
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Do you think he'll do anything to help the team tonight now that McDavid is out?
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>>145364357
he already has
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>>145364312
for me its yogurt covered pretzels
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>>145364357
JEN
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The sound really does sound good on prime the libs are right
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>the city of Tennessee
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So mcjesus is done?
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Gatlinburg sucks
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>>145364227
>>leafs black jersey
>Why is this a thing
It's a Tronna thing
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>the city of raped bitch
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>>145364268

>You tell 'em, Samir.
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>>145364501
keep replying to me schizo I still have no idea what you’re talking about kek
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okay time for the jackets to choke it within like 10 minutes
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>>145364517
>keep replying to me schizo I still have no idea what you’re talking about kek
Classic Samir
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Bud
1

Bud1
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Cup going to dynasty bolts, yawn
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>>145364461
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/Hersch/
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>>145364461
>>
Flames and Islanders
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Watching connor mcdavid break his bussy in ohio on the fanduel corruption network
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Thinking about getting a power shovel for this winter
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>>>/out/

>>>/out/

>>>/out/

>>>/out/
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>>145364552
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>>>/raped/
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>>145364609
>he's out
hahah
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>>145364601
extrapolate
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>>145364552
Steve celebrated his birthday by donating his dad's money to an imaginary japanese girl so she would read his message on stream... doesn't sound like winning to me, lad...
>maybe save that money, Stevie boy... you'll never make it to japan without it...
>[]
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>tavares scored a fucking goal
it's so over
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>>145364601
are you really going to get that much snow?
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>>145364601
like this?
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get LOUD /hoc/
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>>145364694
Guys I think the amulet might be glowing...
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How are the Oilers going to score from the penalty box?
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Does anyone actually buy the tim horton's cards? I had such good memories as a kid with those.
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>>145364758
>tavares has amulet
>scores
>mcdavid does not own the amulet
>fucking dies
real eyes realize real lies
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>>145364754
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>>145364787
Anon..... you're American
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>>145364713
Yeah and I refuse to spend another winter shoveling snow
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>>145364824
Yeah and I live near the border. So?
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The Midwest begins at Syracuse, NY
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>>145364825
so more like this then
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>>145364156
>luckswing
that shit is boring unless you're there irl
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>>145364879
retard
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JACKETS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>145364754
>SCREAMS
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>>145364879
>he says watching luckpuck
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>>145364870
Yeah that’s the one, but not sure it’s worth the price
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MY JACKETS SCORE AGAIN LETS GOOOO
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blue jackets SCARRRRRRRRRRR
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>0-4
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>Shitmonton Shitters
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lmao Skinner
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>SOIL4RS
>SOIL4RS
>SOIL4RS
>SOIL4RS
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>>145364927
$299 at ACE Hardware
>the online listed price
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y'all cowards don't even dig in
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>>145365004
I don't have a power shovel
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>the blue jackets look competent now with Dean Evason
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I've never seen a fan on /hoc/ for this dog shit team and I don't think they deserve to have fans either
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steelies are on
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>>145365004
McJesus is currently digging into his bussy to pull out the bits of his scrotum that he grinded into paste.
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>>145365055
Not like my islanders with roy
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Didn’t columbus best player die before the season started? how can the team with the sports two greatest players fail so miserably against them?
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>>145365004
We do, we just require powered equipment because of OSHA regulations
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>jest
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>>145365070
Gross dude this is a NSFW board
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>most dangerous lead in Manitoba
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>least dangerous lead in Columbus
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>>145365075
Because this is their Stanley cup lol
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i thought the jests were supposed to be good
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>>145365154
they've played well all season. This is gonna be a tough out of a hockey club, so be their goaltending is good again.
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ATTENTION:
The most dangerous lead in Florida wasn't remarked upon because it's Nashville
>please send all remarks and complaints to the same Department as last time
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>>145365154
cope and seethe
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>>145365190
merzlikins has been terrible but the other guy is breddy gud
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>>145365153
>MDLx2
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>>145365221
Tarasov? Good for him. Might be a good future in Columbus if Evason coaches well. I really want Columbus to do well.
>>
Hello raped department??
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Got a feeling the /hoc/ trick or treat will be EXTRA spooky this year
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UH OH KITTIES

UH OH
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>>145365265
Imagine being known as the raped bitch (trb for short) and still showing up with your shitty gimmicks lmao
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>>145365331
always a great time
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22/17/4
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>team is trailing at the halfway mark
>put mcdavid and drai out together
>error, mcdavid is out for the game
this fries the knobcock ai
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stop taking benuldies poolumbus
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>>145365154

>You tell 'em, Samir.
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>>145365367
when i really think about it, it makes me laugh irl
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what's your favorite Halloween candy, /hoc/? I'm a fun-size Snickers dude, myself
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uh oh stinky kitty!
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>scorefull draw in Upstate New York
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>just tuned into the CBJ game


Holy shit the oilers are all frauds
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>>145365501
I hope you get raped for making AI slop
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>>145365501
Reese's cup for me
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My favorite thing about fall is the number of chilly Easter evenings
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>>145365536
make sure to peruse the thread and see how everyone reacted, it was pretty hilarious
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>>145365501
pussy and tits candy
https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/63WwX0/charlotte-46-rasar-mot-dollarstores-snippklubba
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>Kadri almost signed with the islanders
Lou....
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>Gets hurt in the game
>Team doesn't even try to make an effort to avenge him
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>>145365575
Yeah I'm not reading any of that
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>>145365575
kek
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>goes to the cup final
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>>145365611
Jen!!
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>>145365075
McMeme is a fraud with a broken pussy plus the team is Canadian
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Sharks are going to be the only undefeated/defeated team after tonight
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>>145365613

>Goes down Samir's throat.
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Alright, cool it with the penalties Gary, the Soilers aren't going to win and you know it.
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how long until Sunrise has a Miami Nights uniform to parse out the rest of the uniform schedule?
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>McMeme leaves the game and his team is down 4-0
>gary calls in a nonstop flurry of non penalties against columbus
your script is too predictable gary
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>soilers pp
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>>145365773
Clubbies are going down tonight
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>>145365575
Based fuck those teams. I hate the flames too but Atleast he avoided the islanders stink.
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>jets 82-0 season is being ruined by the laffs
lol
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>the only defeated team
KEK
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>>145365830
has to happen sometime
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>>145365613
Grant Fuhr energy
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Is 0/5 on the pp good? One of them had a 5v3 btw
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>trashville
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>>145365801
How long until there's a Tkachuk statue in Sunrise?
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>>145365911
Stamkos is cooked
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>>145365935
just like my islanders
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>>145365933
damn, that's a good question, too...
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been saying all summer that nashville would be SHIT, so glad those diva fags are getting btfo. have fun with those contracts barry
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literally who can stop us?
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>>145365830
Sam will never rest peacefully in the afterlife
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>>145365575
Athletes are always such dull writers, literally anyone could write this
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>>145365986
teds
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>>145365986
themselves
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>refpuck
>again
Don't they get sick of this shit? OFFSIDES OFFSIDES DDD: How about you put your penis INSIDE a woman?
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>>145365986
poolumbus
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It’s pretty sad how this place was celebrating when mcdavid was hurt.
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>>145366019
mostly true, but bud couldn't
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>>145366043
I put my penis inside your mom last night
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>>145366019
Sports in general are boring on paper
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what IS a jet anyway
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>>145366071
Well at least I know you're not an NHL ref
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hory shert
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>>145366053
mcbitch should stay healthy then
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>>145365986
every dude who dresses like a kid and watches men do shit instead of doing it himself
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>>145365986
heterosexuality
>>
the Edmonton Oilers will not make the 2025 playoffs
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>>145366093
from early French jeter, literally "to throw," from Latin jactare "to throw"
>cause calling them fighter turbines wasn't hitting it with the design engineers
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>>145365830
Leafs are 14-5-1 against the Jets since 2018

The Leafs like prairie hoes lmao
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>>145366145
okay and the blue jackets are never making playoffs ever again kek kwab
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>>145366179
wow and who said /hoc/ wasn't full of smart people, thank u!
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this is the oilers stanley cup
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>>145366229
literally anytime, I'm full of it, as you said...
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>>145366210
>picking on the teds
Johnny died
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>>145366210
They'll never waste 10 years of a generational talent's career, either
>>
we are approaching dug in levels that were previously not considered possible
>>
Hello out there, we're on the air
It's 'Hockey Night' tonight
Tension grows, the whistle blows
And the puck goes down the ice
>>
UH OH TORONTO

UH

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
Remember when TCTJIH?
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>>145366265
We were literally one goal away from the cup
>>
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
>>
>>145366330
>we
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>>145366289
The goalie jumps, and the players bump
And the fans all go insane
Someone roars, "The Jackets Score!"
At the good ol' Hockey Game
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>>145366234
>oilers stanley cup
Anon, I...
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>>145366265
true after they wasted dick rash gary swore he would never give them another 1st overall
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>be up 4-0
>start taking the most retarded penalties for no reason
l@l
>>
my avies :)
>>
>skate directly into solid surface
>penulties accrue
>>
>>145365860
>>145365830
they should have done it with the flames last game
the >laffs are way worse to lose to
>>
no fucking way that hit by OEL is a penalty
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>>145366330
McDavid is it serious or are you faking again?
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>>145366398
well stay tuned, cause it's still a contest
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UH OH TAMPA BAY

UH OH
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lightning sisters....
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>>145366419
His diva cup fell out
>>
How is san jose still so bad again this year?
>>
>>145366019
>>145366057
>>145366075
Time to start a /hoc/ reading list

Pic related will make any true hockey fan wistful and nostalgic for the ''Good Ol Hockey Game''
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>>145366330
Yet somehow the "GOAT" McDavid couldn't scar. Why didn't he take over the game?
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>>145366516
because Bobrovsky played like a star as well.
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>>145366514
a rookie can't save them
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>>145366491
ah, the F/A-35 Lockheed Martin Albatross... beautiful bird, lovely plumage
>>
>>145366491
Retard
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>>145366541
Yeah he did. Put him on my fantasy team this year. He's been okay!
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>>145366514
2 more weeks until celebrini saves them
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fucking ref puck vs my leafs
>>
Moron Really has to be the biggest retard in history.
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>>145366514
they need one more top 3 pick
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>>145366515
Pic related is artsy and weird but pretty good
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>>145366514
Gary needs a team to relocate to Atlanta
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oh damn
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hey leafs let's commit some more penalties!
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>laffs
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>the Portland Sharks
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Surely the laffs can't blow a 4 goal lead right?
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>>145366792
THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT I'LL FUCK YOU UP
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>>145366019
As someone who used to pretend to be literate, athlete biographies are fun, they're written at a reading level where you can just go through the whole thing in a couple hours. I felt exactly the same way about the Fredrik Backman Beartown books
>>
Watching hockey right now AMA
>>
Holy fuck Stamkos actually did something
>>
test
>>
icles
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>scorefull draw in Central Florida
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Panther? I barely know her
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>>145366915
Who is your favorite teenage mermaid?
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>a raped bitch in Idaho
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>>145366984
Nonce
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>>145367032
You mean Lewis?
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>>145366984
>tfw you will never fuck a woman under 25 again

feelsbadman

wifes tits look like eggs on a nail after 4 kids. won't get implants either.

go LEAFS go
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>>145367102
Yeah it sucks
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>>145366915
Do you throw shrimp on the barbie?
>>
how the fuck do the hawks not score in that 4 minute onslaught against fucking georgiev
>>
>>145367082
Is that a crested ibis?
>>
>tavares gets off 3rd line
>2 goals
:^)
>>
>>145367211
Is it a contract season already?>>145367211
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>>145367151
Wrong cunt retard
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>>145367250
post-covid and post-amulet tavares is technically classified as a WMD
>>
>scoreless draws
>>
mcbuckbroken
mccrybaby
mcfinished
mckwab
mcneverasgoodascrosby
>>
>>145366915
Which team do you root for?
>>
>scoreless draw
>scoreless draw
>>
the black chick on the prime broadcast is 100% putting on a "white voice" lmaooo
>>
>>145367309
mcfraud
>>
The most scoreful draw in Ybor City, FL
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*whimpering*
>>
Sneed. That's the post.
>>
>soiler5
>>
JACKETS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>
>OILER5
>OILER5
>OILER5
>OILER5
>OILER5
>>
LOL
>>
>6-0
>>
my avies :(
>>
JACKETS SCARRRRRRRRRRRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>145367524
our avies :(
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>>145367346
She went to boarding school and played in like five different failed women's hockey leagues so she's been doing it for a while
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>most dangerous draw in Denver
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NOW SCORE ONE MORE FOR TED AND JOHNNY HOCKEY
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my avies! :)
mittelstadt!
>>
WE WANT SEVEN
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so I think Utah is hockey country, lads...
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>>145367595
>makes Elvis look good
Oh no no no
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>>145367651
>>145367651
>>145367651
NEW
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Winnipeg finally going to lose tonight?

Bets on who knocks them out first round this year?
>>
my avies :((
georgiev...
>>
FUCK THE OILERS

>CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>
im in love with this black girl on amazon prime
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hyman is such a jew
love it
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>>145367102
yep
>>
>6-1
KWAB
>>
God fucking damn it
It is so hard to watch a fucking hockey game with other people. fucking retards kept trying to change it to niggercollide during the fucking leafs game. fuck I'm trying to watch every play God damn it I want to see every play not just the goals. Fuck I'm so sick of niggers
>>
A day that will live in infamy
4/17/22



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