rip edition
keegan goalesar
>>145373914What do you mean "rip edition"?????
Why is there always two faggots trying to make the next thread?
>>145373978/hoc/ is a team sport
>>145373978/hoc/s law
>>145373988Gotta get threads deep, put shots on the board. Make simple posts and stick to our systems.
>>145373990:^)
>Finnish goaltending
A ggs to allAnd to all a ggs
>>145374113and a ggs to you as well
When are the Kraken playing next?
>>145374129saturday
>>145374129They're losing tomorrow in Montreal
flames already below the nuckies in the standings and its not even the end of october yet
My oilers :(
>>145374129>>145374164Our Kraken will be winning tomorrow actually! :)
stone and eichel are objectively best players in the league
bud1
>Disappears from the game>The team can't dig in
>>145374214true he won with the broship and will again!
>>145374214>>145374226I'M TRYING TO MEME ABOUT MCDAVID CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>145374251....who??...
>>145374226based and factual>>145374251cope tranny the broship marches on
>>145374263that was fucking hilarious>>145374266please end it
knights and steelers won
>>145374266>>145374288You didn't need to prove that you were a fag further
>>145374222I wouldn’t read to much into this.Means he’s hurt but doesn’t mean it’s serious… of course everyone’s definition of ‘serious’ is different. In my eyes, there’s one more game on the road trip, no sense flying him to Nashville then back to Edmonton if you don’t need to. Get him home where the staff (and imaging) are as opposed to on a Team plane with limited resources to a hotel room in Nashville and then back on a plane to Edmonton wasting ~3 days in the process.Let’s not forget, he’s the best player in the world and likely handled much differently than others…. Is worth in value to the Oilers (not talking about his contract) is probably like $300 million. Also, he’s a health nut and super specific about who works on him/with him - I’m sure in his eyes, going to see a random doctor in Columbus while the team flies to Nashville tonight was a no go and pointless. Might as well just get him home and with his actual medical team.Also, look how he moved after. His first reaction was to look at the ref then skate off. Look at him on the bench, he didn’t look in ‘pain’. He looked annoyed more than anything. I’ve broken my ankle twice, no way in hell you’re skating like that afterwards. High ankle sprain, maybe but even there, I doubt you’re skating like that and you’re face would show a lot more pain.
>>145374294If I gotta hear another new yorker say “shohei is on his iPad watching cocomelon again”…
>>145374302Wow wait........... who cares?
>>145374294hey bud i heard you're taking the news that noel got a bf hard
>>145374312Fuck off fag police
oh yea he's taking it hard. just like noel KWAB
>>145374323JEN
>>145374323You're not gonna joker me. Youn don't have the nerve.
>>145374330Apparently in joker 2 joker gets raped by the guards. I lost interest after hearing that
>>145374491Canadians are getting so wise tese days
>>145374491Cope it was implied he wasn't the real joker
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT I JUST HURT MYSELF PLEASE AVENGE ME AND PLAY WELL IN MY STED>NOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU LOSING MORE GAMES
>Gets hurt 6-1The team doesn't even give a shit about him do they?
>>145374501Why is he so pink?
>>145374879Why aren't you?
Mario Andretti is a Minnesota Wild fan
>>145374885I'm Greek.
>>145374908
>>145374222It's funny how taking pictures of my shitty TV from years ago has lasted this long. It's such bad quality, but I guess that's the charm.
I feel bad for any new Americans that want to get into hockey that come here and see this autistic mess of a general and it turns them off of watching completely, definitely happens. I'm sorry for the autism.
only shit teams tomorrow
>>145374822>>145374848McDavid will never win a cup, at least not as an Oilers
I just ate 20 pizza rolls. 8 beers deep.
>>145375064shit, I shoulda got some pizza rolls
>>145375079shit rules
>>145374961I certainly don't. fuck you if you can't get with the program
>>145375056thank you gary
did we successfully bully dylan out of here
Canadians apologizing to the wind while Americans work on developing new strains of diabetes at whatever godless hour. Stereotypes exist for a reason, people
>>145374961Shut the fuck up internWe dont need to grow the game anymore to retard sunbelters
>>145375374>muh sunbelthas won the cup the past 10 years
>>145375401thank you gary
>>145375401
i'd be mad too if based kelly mac wasn't my gm
Copey is like darth Helmet playing with his dolls whenever he talks about the broship. What a sad individual to play pretend
bud is like 1 playing with his noel dolls whenever he talks about his islanders. what an amazing bud to rape trb
>>145373914Let me guess: one bottle costs its normal price + the price of a ticket
>>145375166>>145375512
>>145375405Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>145375561Coyotes tickets were like $7 when that was made
>>145375599so the usual price of the bottle + 7 dollars
>>145375613NoIn fact people probably stopped buying smirnoff to avoid getting coyotes tickets
>>145375640kek so you're saying the price was the usual for the bottle? AKA the tickets were *actually* free and people still didnt want em?yikes
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>145375593Those are my Red Wings.
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>145375412>capfriendly shut down>immediate shennanigans
>>145376268Just Gary favoring teams that paid his exorbitant expansion fees
so we'll just keep paying carey price and he doesn't even need to try and come back or retire, gotcha
>>145374961>it definitely happensBullshit, but if it does, good. What kind of retard comes to 4chan to learn about hockey if they're not already used to 4chan? A retard who doesn't deserve his team, even if they're San Jose
>>145376361yeah, retards act like gary hasnt done this beforeltiretirement with a new coat of paint
3 years removed from action and price still has the highest goalie salary and zero incentive to play
>>145376549i wished they'd pump his knee with stem cells for the 4nations challenge.
>>145376361I thought he retired
>>145376673if he retired then his remaining contract would count in part to the habs salary
>>145376695which means the protections around preventing teams from signing bad contracts then having the player retire to end them are circumvented
For me it was everyone realizing that if Shea Weber retired in a certain year, the Nashville Predators would be thirty million dollars over the salary cap for some reason
>>145376710weber wouldnt stoop to substance abuse
>OIL6RS
>>145359168wizard
>>145376869you predicted the shit soilers to lose a hockey game.wow, a real nostradamus.
>>145376938thank you
>>145376957you're welcome, bro xo
>>145376957he called you a hunchback bruh that's not a compliment
>>145376983wasnt that quasimodo?
the hunchback of notredameus
>>145376938he's calling you a vampyre
>>145376994he got the girl, like a chad
>>145376832Good for Columbus. Too bad it wasn't my Red Wings though
>>145376938he's a warlock now
>>145377004only in the disney version>Back at Notre-Dame, Quasimodo is still frantically looking for his friend. He goes to the top of the north tower and finds Frollo there. >Quasimodo notes Frollo's demented appearance and follows his gaze, where he sees Esmeralda in a white dress, dangling in her death throes from the scaffold. After Quasimodo pushes Frollo off the tower in a moment of rage, it is all but explicitly stated that he tracks Esmerelda's body to the mass graveyard where she was left after her execution and starves himself to death while embracing her corpse.
So are there any Finns on the Stars to make things interesting for the crowd or will they be going all in on Barkov this weekend?
Congrats to the sharks on finally winning!
>>145377092only 9 losses in a row, not 11 like last seasonthe >shorks stock is improving
>>145377037the best version
>>145377226They'll win the cup by 2030
Go Bruins!
>>145377226Black excellence bros were on the up
I was traveling all day yesterday and all that airport food I had is really giving my morning marner a big boost.
Get scared /hoc/ we're coming
btw i asked
>>145377339thanks, bro. i'm doing okay today. i struggled falling asleep last because i was thinking about nuclear war. but when i did get to sleep, i slept like a log lol. now i'm just catching up on some highlights from last night while drinking a cup of tea.
I'm counteracting that by not asking
>>145377339>>145377359He was just kidding. God you Canadians are so fucking dumb he wasn't really asking.
Who was asking dude?
My Blue Jackies :)
>>145377359I'm glad you're feeling better :)
>Avs and Oilers just decide to be complete shit again together for no reasonWhy do they do it?
>>145377424thanks, friend :)
Have we discussed Osaka's finest, Jordan Spence?
>>145377479He's doing OK, Clarke should turn out better. Blake is a fucking idiot for trading Brock fucking Faber away for Fiala, blegh
Is Gary Bettman killing hockey? Which diversity initiatives should he cancel? Was southern expansion a mistake? Let his interns know early and often at the link below. Thanks in advance!https://www.nhl.com/info/contact-us
>>145377533I like the NHL
>ruins >mild >senatards >ducks >krakheads>rags >kangs
ALERT ALERTTHIS IS NOT A DRILLTHE BLUEJACKETS ARE IN A PLAYOFF SPOT
>>145377817Unlike my islanders
>>145377817If Merzlikins plays like that more often AND they get to play more bottom-feeder teams like Edmonton then they might stay there
>>145377918>bottom-feeder teams like Edmonton
>>145377817If only they had an elite winger
>>145378030I heard Engvall is available
>>145377817>same amount of points as edmonton>playoff slot
Yes I’m thinking the oilers will stay terrible this year
>>145378222Just like my islanders
How come nobody ever threw their panties for crosby?
>>145378251can you imagine men throwing their underwear at pwhl players
>>145378251i wasn't quick enough
>>145378251Looking at the women in that crowd I wouldn’t want their bras and underwear thrown at me lol
>>145378270kek
>>145378222What's the status on McDavid?
>>145378310cupless
>>145378270one of them will cherish my dirty trunks
>>145378270Or their Braahs
>>145378332He could pull off a b cup.
>>145378380me? c
This Oilers team is in serious trouble. They are in win now mode and have already expended their top draft capital, lost the only two young players they were developing, have a very inconsistent goalie, a pylon d-man making 9m, and zero forward depth. On top of that I have a feeling they're about to sign Bouchard to a horrific contract. Last year was their shot and they fucked it up. From here on out they'll have too much money tied up in Nurse/Draisaitl/Bouchard to fill out a balanced roster. And that's not even counting what it's going to cost to keep Connor.
didnt ask
>>145378251Women have a good gaydar
>>145378251mackinnon later fapped to them
There are zero good games until the Finnbowl
>>145378467Last Baseball game of the year tonight if the weather co-operates.
>>145378467Can you give me some tips on how to apply for a planet retard visa?
>>145378505Ok name one good game on until the finnbowl. You can’t.
good morning sirs
>>145378404They can just buy nurse out
>>145378518boltZ vs aves tomorrow
>>145378367MANSIER
>>145378532Not compelling
>>145378270Kinda
>>145378505kind of a six of one situation for us Canada bro
Going to the game tonight
Drinking IPAs in my house tonight
>>145378657Numale please
>>145378524When? In 2030? His contract is buyout proof.
Do Pens fans really
>>145378643which one?
He's good again lol
>>145378643based have fun! :)
>mcdavid gets hurt>barely beat the dead wings>lose to the bjs by 5 (five) goalsHuh, looks like the hockey equivalent of powerleveling Charmander was a bad idea, who could have possibly seen that coming?
>>145378767it worked for the penguins and blackhawks
>>145378767McMuffin got hurt?
>>145378767What in God's name are you talking about stephen
>>145378781Those teams had goaltending, decent to good defensemen, and at least some semblance of a bottom 6.
>>145378791rent free>>145378788Says he's DTD on my fantasy team. Sucks because I also have Barkov, and he's still out after Ottawa busted his ankle
>>145378801Corey crawford and anti niemi nigga
>>145378791He’s talking about the strat of only leveling one pokemon so when he eventually faints the rest of the party sucks and you lose. Mcdavid is the overleveled pokemon and the shitty party is the Edmonton oilers.
>>145378801pittsburgh drafted maf first overall...
>>145377054At least Dallas has more finnish fans
charmander is my favourite pokemonmcdavid is my least favourite player:)
>>145378805>Corey crawford>a career .918 sv % is badEdmonton fans sure know goaltending.
>>145378802barkov played last night ya retard
>>145378819Based I like Squirtle :)
>>145378811its a dumb premise since draisaitl exists
>>145378738That’s one restaurant
>>145378827Dammit he was still listed as DTD that morning when I set my team up. Thanks, anon
knights won :)best team :)
>>145378744My penguins (:. Have to see fleury one last time
>>145378829stay away from my tail, man hahah
Scarlet and violet kinda sucked desu
>>145378832We're about to find out how much of a McDavid merchant Draisaitl was. Considering how much of his production has come from the PP I have a feeling he's going to be exposed.
>>145378823crawford had prime keith and seabrook in front of him
Fantasy sports are so dumb. football is already boring as fuck but watching games with guys who are in 100 different leagues and keep changing the channel is genuinely one of the most frustrating experiences I've ever had
okay but i don't remember asking
>>145377054Miro, Esa, and Roope all go back to Finland in the summer and host camps for young Finnish players I think they’re well liked there
>>145378882drai has 5 ev goals to his one pp goal this season
>>145378869haha! :)
>>145378819Swadloon is mine :)
>>145378738you should see chicago pizza
Didn’t ask posting and mindlessly replying retard to my posts is the most low effort garbage imaginable.
Why the fuck doesn't Dallas play any games for 5 days?
>>145378928Yes but historically he's had elite PP production and less than stellar 5v5 numbers.
>>145378973That's not real Chicago pizza
>>145377054there are plenty of finns on dallas
>>145378963>a non Gen 1 pokemon
>>145378980316 ev goals to 197 pp goals careeryou're reaching
>>145378977they're traveling to tampere to play the kitties in the finnbowl
>>145378977They get a Finnish vacay before the global series
>>1453789730/10>>14537899610/10
>>145378996chicago pizza is deep dish and practically a pie
>>145379039I thought that was a meme for tourists
>a tomato pie with cheeseget nuked, shitcago
Pizza is better with the meat under the cheese
>>145379072wow, a real hot take
>>145379072weirdo
>>145379022197 ev to 147 pp*the math wasnt making sense since drai isnt a 500 goal scorer
>>145379072Only certain meats, though. Other meats need to crisp up, mainly bacon
>>145379072buh-buh-buh-based
>>145379125>42% of goals are on the PP>not a merchant
>>145379185what percent of his goals should come from the pp?
Give one good reason we shouldn't be planning the parade. I'll wait.
>>145379204Is that Charlie aka critikal aka moistcritikal
>>145379204Gary Bruce Bettman/thread
>>145379281We don’t need you
>>145378791>What in God's name are you talking about, Stephen?
>>145379281completely ungrateful fanbase
>>145379281Asterisk cups aren't enough for these hardcore Floridians.
>>145379204>laffs
Flames and Islanders
Business idea: Disney themed nhl franchise
>>145379364If they made the Edina Hawks an NHL team people would probably go to the games
>>145379055You're a meme for tourists
Dallas landslide fav amongst Finnish players in new poll
>>145379392yeah the finns love losers
>>145379281>>145379238
>>145379409Then why aren’t there more Finnish Edmonton fans?
Does Finland like the panthers for the same reason Japanese like the dodgers?
>>145379433hey dylan
>>145379452Meds
Would you support gura gura singing for your team? I wonder what hockey songs she could sing.
>>145379281what ungrateful losers
>>145379281What an actual piece of human garbage b**** Stanko's gave his prime to the tank Bay lightning.
>>145379515I think I'm a very good sports fan and I also think all the guys I root for should give me a blowjob once a year or so
Stamkos turned his back on the org for a couple million when he’s already a millionaire. I just can’t respect that.
>>145379499Is she singing Franz Ferdinand?
>>145379499I hate Los Angeles with every fiber of my being.
>>145379547>The Lightning's best offer on an eight-year term was somewhere in the range of a $3 million average annual valuebrisbois lowballing his captain
>>145379558Cope they’re winning because of her
>>145379281very basedstamkos = not needed
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD morning /hocjust want to remind you that MY sharkies have won a game and are better than Last year. Soon celebrini will be back and we may even win TWO games
>>145379281these guys are voting for tr*mp next week btw
>>145379601Based me too
>>145379364the Utah Baby Yodas
>>145379601Can’t wait to watch their tears when he loses bigly then. Just like Tampa does when they don’t have covid fake cups.
>>145379619what coverage are you watchin, friend? cnn? msnbc for me
>>145379628i'll be sucking the farts out of john stewart's anus
>>145379601Good.
>>145379364>Rescuers Down UnderFor when Gary expands into the Australian market.
>>145379601Likely but hard to say for sure, this kind of intensely unlikable cry-victim act is what everyone does in this country now
>NEWS: The PWHL is preparing for expansion as early as next season, and could add up to two teams.
my flames tired their best and that's all that matters
>Australia wins a Cup before canadaYes. Hail Satan.
the flames tried, time to hang a banner
>>145379716>>145379709Well Atleast we won’t be giving our first to the habs anymore at this rate…
>>145379716you're too fat to hang yourself bud kwab
>>145379700but is it profitable yet?
>>145379716true i love my flames
>>145379726lewd
>>145379759Its over...
>>145379759>for the 58th consecutive year...
>>145379499
crazy that i watched this for 10 minutes before turning it off
Anyone else have a cold rn? So annoying
>>145380001How many seconds did you try to skate before crying while unlacing your skates?
>>1453800469001
my clubbies lost again
>>145380013I've been sniffling for a week now
>>145380066>gave the shorks their first winits ogre
Flyers are only 4pts out of a playoff spot
>>145380110Which team is he a fan of?
>>145380120Noel
>>145378270imagine if i threw my ulcerative colitis underwear on the ice
>mets suck>yankees suckAt least my >rags havent disappointed yet
>lord stanley cup>lorde stacy cup
thoughts?
>>145380379zoomers suck
>>145380379Good for honzek he’s not a liability and will make it far
>>145380379michkov seems like a defensive liability
>>145380379lmao Will Smith getting jiggy with it
>>145379759in 04-05 every team was undefeated and winless
>>145380379michkov is a pp babby
>>145380379>carlssonnords have like 2 names total
>>145380379Where is David Reinbacher?
>>145380409Reeeee where's Leonard and Perrault on my line? Where are Maine and Vermont?
america would be so much better if half the population weren't obese. do better.
>>145380379Sad
>america would be so much better if half the population weren't obese. do better.
Bring it back
>>145380379Smith looks lost when he's out on the ice. He should have stayed in college.
talent pool would be much larger if people were fit enough to lace up
>>145380539And we folded 8 sunbelt teams
>>145380485The average American woman weighs nearly as much as a blastoise
>>145380560not my problem i only date women 6' or taller
It's crazy watching usa tv>cheesburger wopper wopper>ask your doctor about ozempec>bah bah bah bah baaaaa i'm lovin it >adverse reactions include death. ask your doctor about ___ today :)
>>145380560Thanks for posting the same image again numale
Seattle Kraken.That's it. That's the post.
>>145380629its really soulless and evil they blast you with the same 3-4 commercials over and over and brute force it into your head.when i see canadian comercials in hockey streams they still have some soul. they have local businesses advertising and commercials with the local hockey team players in them.
>>145380638Seething blastoise woman detected
>>145380629still less of a psyop than tim hortons commercials
>>145380577/hoc/ is for six foot tall d1 hockey girl neuroscientists
>>145380629>>145380688I like seeing Canadian commercials that have maple leaves everywhere and say "Canada" 15 times so the viewers don't forget they're Canadian and not American.
>>145380688I like the local car commercials.
>>145380732fraid so
I miss the heritage commercials with that sneaky Liza
>>145380732Nope /hoc/ is for six foot tall d1 hockey girl future wall street executives
If you live within 333.1342km of the usa border you are not a real canadian
>>145381097calgarybros....
>>145381097found your house
>>145381097nunavut is fertile american soil
Nooooo you can't just expand the NHL to an isolated First Nations reserve
>>145379302Your team's fans do this, too.
>>145381274post the screenshot!
>>145381254>NATIONAL hockey leagueit's not a real league until it has teams on every coast>westLA, krakies>easthurricans, islanders>southnew orleans or mexico city expansion>northexpansion to kugluktuk, taloyoak, or the mecca of igloos iqaluit
>>145381328>national hockey league Could you explain to me what the difference is between international and national
my thundies played in the international hockey league
I think the great struggle of life is realizing that worrying about things you can't control will always cause suffering. Every day when I wake up, the first thing I tell myself is "I can't stop farting and pooing and that's ok. I can still be a good person in spite of these facts." This is the true path to happiness. 1. Recognize what you can't control. 2. Learn to not worry about these things.
I think the great struggle of life is people telling you things you didnt ask about
>intergalactic hockey league
>>145381495sage advice
the mountie was the intercontinental champion
>>145381500i did
the benches have tvs in the floor??????????????????????????? can they put something other than the game on it to hype the boys up?
>>145381561neat. I bet players have pump up music videos playing
>>145381561bulju likes to put on tom and jerry
>>145381561>tfw you will never play cock hero on the away teams bench to add some extra traction to the ground
>>145381501not on my watch eh
>>145379281Actual retards if they're serious, it was Tampa (the org) who quit on HIM
the cute korean girl whose chair i sniff just asked about my wild flag. thinking about getting some tickets and asking her to a game
>>145381540n't
>people itt still haven't come to grips with the inevitability of pooing and farting sad
>My father didn't make it to the NHL due to the Vietnam war>I didn't make it to the NHL because of vaccine injury>My nephew is a top ranked prospect who will be draftedFeels good to finally have someone realize the family dream
drank too many beers last night
>>145381728thanks for sharing anon:)
did ask
alcohol is bad for you
>>145381728how many
>>145381495based thanks for the advice
not my problem
Move over connor mcautism we've got a new face of the nhl
>>145381878nice hill
>>145381680stop sniffing her seat and maybe she'll go out with you
>>145381719> >I didn't make it to the NHL because of vaccine injuryChud
>>145381680you should man up and just ask to sniff right from the sourcealso as a kindergarden teacher you really should stop doing that to your students
>>145381943hmm I don't think so honey see >>145380379
>>145381680Žižek?
>>145382048jen
>>145382053Michkov is a russian chud gary would never
>>145381719based I hope the boy gets drafted
>>145381943>rizzyi hate this new generation
the boys call me the rizzler
>>145382073that's downright unconstitutional
>>145381943it'll be awkward when bedard gets married and crosby remains single
>>145382078bro michkov will go down as the best player of all time after he wins 3 cups for the flyers bro
>>145381806based hope core poster i'm just summarizing stoicism
Today I'm going to vote early.
>>145382192vote for kanye
>>145382192*votes OP as a fag*there
>>145381943this is a man who scores all his goals 5v5
>>145382034Don't listen to this guy. Tell her you sniff her seat and hockey is sex.
>>145381943i hate growing old i will never be able to fuck prime teenage pussy again
>>145382405>tfw you will never be a frat bro hockey star
>tfw you will never ask
>>145381943Left, obviously
miracle whip SUCKS we /mayo/ here
I <3 Dean Evason
>>145382510hell ya mayo on my sandwich all day
I asked
>>145382635Literally just searched this to use in a different thread
>>145382683>>145382635congrats on being a 4chan NPC
I complement the girl at work by comparing her to the tranny
>>145382760Smart approach. She'll want to outdo the tranny and then it's a SCARRRRRRRRRR
whip this
For me, it may be les habitants tonight.
habs shouldn't have to play expansion teams tbqdésu
>wow hannah, you look just like aiden kek
only shit games tonight
free halloween zombie horse in diablo login lads
In one of the most hasidic sports leagues in the world, is there a reason Gary hasn't tried a team with two home cities?Clubbies could be a interstate team with Navajo branding - 21 home games at Salt Lake, 20 home games at Phoenix
To be clear, the 2025 Cup champs are on this list.
>>145382941what about la and nyc
>>145382941
>>145382941sounds kino ngl
>>145382949why did you crop at calgary you fucking DICK!
>>145383044KWAB
>>145383050no this is fucked up. i'm SICK of all the calgary slander that goes on here
>>145383044because they are pretenders
>>145383075Just like my dallas stars
kahkonen recalled to the avs
Trying to lose a few pounds
just walked by a dowie with a hitmen mask on. he was mumbling incomprehensible unspeakable things
>>145383113Thats called a mirror lil bro
>>145383105Ozempic + Speed
>>145383113turn on your monitor
>>145383044Who?
>>145383125aww shit he was holding a phone too. maybe it was me
>>145383134I'm gonna just eat healthier for a few months
>>145383044>>145383064Flames deserve to not be on the list. Act like bums, get put where the bums reside, simple is, simple as.
>>145383141Most northern member of the mountain belt
Top 10 bum teams in the NHL?
>>145383158haha yeah right, good luck
>>145383164i'll show you my bum retard
>>145383176my islandersmy dad's islandersmy granddad's islandersmy brother's islandersmy cousin's islandersmy uncle's islandersmy nephew's islandersmy godfather's islandersmy neighbor's islandersmy sister's islanders
>>14538317610. St. Louis9. Minnesota8. Philidelphia7. Buffalo6. New York Islanders5. Anaheim4. Vancouver3. San Jose2. Ottawa1. Edmonton
>>145383207Why is your sister last chud?
>>145382949Top analysists have confirmed its EDM though and they aren't on this list?
>>145383207bud1
PWHL Arizona
1. My team2-32. Your teams
All that said, I did not ask.
what's the shittiest gimmick of 2024? for me, it's didn't ask
>>145383241my sister is also my neighbor and cousin, you'd know that if you would've asked
>>145383313don't remember asking you to ask
I am ALWAYS asking
>>145383313>>145383207
bit of an itchy rectum tonight, lads
>>145383313planet retard
Our working assumption here should be that I didn't ask. You won't go wrong with that.
what needs to be added:>didn't ask>stick tap>planet retardwhat else?
>>145383313
>>145383317Elaborate.
>>145383389to a stupid esl? no thanks
>>145383385I can't see the puck.
WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE AND SOME HARMONY
>>145383370this place really is a hellscape
Swedes have higher iq on average than americans kek!
*slurping cat stew*> Swedes have higher iq on average than americans kek!
>>145383317Im not in the habit of asking
>>145383437low bar
>>145383370Stick tap was a year ago Planet retard and didn't ask are too shit to end up on that chart
>>145383105Dry fast for 5 days and you will lose 12lbs of body fat
>>145383313People who seethe at didnt ask are the exact type of people who need to shut the fuck up
who am iti am fat i am retardedi can't skate who am i
>>145383452didn't ask
>>145383482pat maroon
>>145383482mikko rantanen
>>145383459Planet retard is one of our best gimmicks
>>145383482/hoc/
>>145383482the tkachuk family
>>145383482(you)
Gary gave me an asked pass for tonight
Remember when Tim Thomas refused to go to the white house because he disagreed with Obama's politics and the libs called him a Nazi? Simpler times
Our Sennies :)
did you know the new york rangers play in madison square garden? ick!
>>145383613Wow so the rags are Nazis
did you know the montreal canadiens play in montreal, quebec?like this post for more epic nhl trivia
>who am ithumiliating
Bud is joining the ticket boycott in solidarity
>tonight's national broadcastsNYR @ WashLAK @ San Jose
>>145383613That place is particularly chilling, because 1939 the Nazi party held a meeting there. Conclusion is that the New York Rangers are fascist nazis.
>>145383642Did the Forum in Montreal host a Nazi rally though?
Surely the Islanders won't lose to the Ducks that got spanked 6-2 on Sunday, right?
>>145383675i don't know french so i can't confirm or deny it
>>145383689surely you'll stop dating a doll kwab
Just got back. The early voting building was efficiently ran, in and out in 10-15 minutes despite it being packed.
Chambers whats your thoughts on this?
>>145383803All the libs I know are encouraging me to vote after I said I shan't, they don't know I'll be voting straight repuplitard ticket
>>145383365mopr
>>145383786Cope its socially acceptable
>>145383370This shit sucks desu i could make a good one but i won't
>>145383786>Hey here's something about hockey>yeah but something not related to hockey!I guess Anaheim will win 4-3 tonight.
>>145383916ywnbaswogtj
>>145383874So you're retarded, got it.
>mopr ywnbaswogtjkbwamywzrfypw
>>145383940I shan't be voting progressive they already have a monopoly, they need their power checked, demonrats are too scared of them
i can't wait until the election is over so we can talk about what really matters, our Sennies
>>145383964true
>>145383964Playoff teams only sorry lil bro thats the rules
>laffs
>>145383964>"senator" fan is anti-electioncanadians really are 20% dumber than americans on average
>>145383989
>>145381097so like 99% of canadians aren't actually canadians?
>>145383926Your acronym is so long and retarded, it now looks like a polish last name
>>145384020Real canadians live in igloos and throw spears at polar bears
Gotta feel bad for Winnipeg. They could have a roster of ringers on every lineup and go 84-0-0 and Gary would STILL bounce them in 1st round in favor of Vegas.
>>145384028yes milly thanks to the broship kwab
>>145378864basedmaf has always been a stud
>>145383835Ok here's my trip. You guys don't want me here, i won't be here. No more webms. No more ranger posts. No more complaints. No more jokes. No more banter. Nothing.Goodbye.36 Chambers##olddirtybastard
>>145384070Gary Bettman himself got on the ice and beat the Jets? Impressive
>>145384013kek
maybe a topic for the next thread but why does winnipeg have such an inferiority complex?
The positive outcome of a Jets cup victory is Gary would die from a brain aneurysm
>>145383803Ameritards are so fucking stupid they can't even do an election properly
tfw this is the last season ever
don't know why canadians pretend gary hates canadian hockey when he gave the oilers four first overalls in six years
>>145384163It's done proper alright
>>145384109In more ways then you could ever imagine.
>>145384178Bros never heard of plausible deniability
>>145384178>when he gave the oilers four first overalls in six yearsThe Oilers were so bad that they won those lotteries.
gary will be long dead before anything close to that happens
>>145384195Is that a threat?
>>145384178Yeah? and what has edmonton done with that? He gave one of them a cuck consolation trophy the MVP of the playoffs on the losing team in favor of his desired market he wanted to grow. Everyone knows its cup or bust. Gary knows it which is how he sustains interest in the sport in markets where the home population has never even seen an ice rink in their lives.
>>145384207Wouldn't you like to know
Cuck?
>>145384232Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>145384232maybe canadian teams just suck ever think of that one dumbass
i'm not making it until people start calling me chad instead of cuck
>>145384282>>145384282>>145384282
>>145384192there's nothing easier to rig than a once-a-year lottery that you control. you can make anything happen and there'll never be a way to prove you did it.>>145384232gary used his jew sorcery to make the oilers pick badly, got it. the media dickriding the oilers all year every year just for them to blow it again is a, uh, "humiliation ritual".
>>145384302