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The Lafeyete Legend? I got next.
Brazilsisters... you have some explaining to do
>>145377417That's how you get smacked up! How are you not aware?
>>145377481I hate sandwiches like that, way too thick to eat properly and the breads way too crusty.
>>145377495Would be worth it to get a handful of Jolies Jugs B
first for jirin
>>145377498Perhaps a VOLKano burger would be a bit more your tempo?
It's over
Bro really destroyed Reddit Rob with kadyrov’s fat son as his cornerman
Dustin Poirier calls Khabib to heem his brazza with his hairy meng while jolie takes AT LEAST 3 mountain-sized big black veiny cocks in her roastie (Dustin and Jolie cum together while holding hands).
>>145377519Dear God, what is going on here. Is Volk actually retarded?
>>145377493
cumshot is just middleweight brazza almeida, he'll be heemed soon enough
>>145377562Certified "I started watching MMA in 2023" post
>>145377548He's just drunk
Robs face getting broken was an en mass removal of all new MMA fans innocecne. Its akin to Anderson leg break orwhen Lionheart loses.
>>145377570Truth nuke
Just a friendly reminder that the FIRST fighter that Trump mentioned during his appearance on JRE was America's own Bo Nickal.
do you rate Diego Lopes
>>145377578It’s funny how Ilia welcomes this fight so much because he knows he can heem Volk in 1 round next time and have 3 KO’s over “GOATS” on his resume
>>145377606Yeah.
>>145377548He's permaflushed
>>145377519Slop fit for a champion
Khabitch: cheated, ducked, barely any good winsPisslam: cheated, ducked, lost to a featherweight, knocked the fuck out, zero good winsUmar: Zero good wins Usman: Roid abuser just to beat regional level B-league bums
>>145377599Trump’s favourite fighter is Khabib lol
>>145377606He’s fun but FW being so top-heavy might make him appear a bit better than he is
>>145377667I guess he musta forgot cause Bo was first on his mind.
>>145377679Well he is senile
>>145377685>Bo's aura is so strong it breaks through dementiaBased.
>>145377689Yup that’s a seethe
>>145377552>>145377562>>145377666Brazilians performed better in 2023 against Dagis/Chechens however they still lost
Bankrupt inbred from the mountains with 3 main events who lost to Tibau and cheated vs Gaethje.
He killed his fucking dad running away from Tony Ferguson for god sake.
All this talk of Jolie Poirier and her fat LaFayettes plus me being alone at work has me thinking I might just heem my meng on the company dime literal kilos of vaseline here
Total brazza victory has sent the BDScord into severe mental decline I fear
> brazza hold on I'm drinking! this is namba twelve whistky!
>>145377689KWABnor is doing too much he's already a shoe in for KWABotY
>>145377732Since when did Big Dick Sneed have his own discord?
>>145377606Diegaped Lobussy? Peach of a fleshlight for his Movdaddy.
Really makes you think
>khabib when Tony wants to fight
Call of Duty: Schaubern Warfare
I'm convinced this doo has the tism.
I'm built like Jamahawl
>>1453777322022 had fewer Brazilian vs Brazza bouts, however Brazzas still won
if brazzas win all the titles we'll only see 5 title fights a year
Let Khamzat and Lopes have their shots just to mix things up, I'm fed up with all this rematch nonsense.Ankalaev on the other hand he fuck off he don't deserve the shot.You might disagree but I'm still right.
>>145377746Nobody wants to join your pedocord Xneed
Heem has still not recovered from this moment
>>145377790Gotta love the chuckmeister
no but what’s crazy is he’s a big fatso but he eats all of his food out of a shoe. the same shoe every time yeah. drinks too.
Haha sorry I knew that would get him revved, I just couldn't resist fucking with the lil nonce.
>Joe is he doing what I think he is doing right now Joe?>out of a shoe, DC>amazing Joe
>>145377786>>145377705>>145377493holy fuck that's a lot of cheating
>A SHOOOOEE???
friendly reminder that the most boring fight of all time was between the two biggest blackedst ko artist bucks on the entire ufc roster. if lewis would have heemed francis back then the hype would have ended and lewis would have been bigger than conor.
>Joe is what I think is happening right now happening right now Joe?>all you can eat, DC>amazing Joe
>>145377765It's actually insane how uncoordinated Jamahal is.
>>145377790The legacy of these fighters is actually getting affected by this rematch bullshit too. Kamaru Usman had some great wins on his way to the title, then all his defenses are vs 3 opponents. Volk somehow managed to fight an adequate amount of contenders with 2 Holloway defenses, but not everyone is going to do that. I do think Volk "deserves" another shot, but let Lopes go first. Strickland does not deserve a rematch after what Khamzat did to Whittaker.
>literally having to hire japs to feed him >Belal and Merab are above himI swear the promote more wmma than flyweight
>>145377860Uh, Lewis is way bigger than conor
>>145377860Stipe already ended Ngannou's hype train before that. Ngannou actually built himself back up, which is something a lot of people don't want to admit.
> Female bodybuilders and athletes who use androgens, primarily to enhance muscular growth, strength and appearance, may also experience clearly evident enlargement of the clitoris and increases in libido.
>>145377876flyweight is terrible and should be cut entirely, wmma too.
>>145377892i’ve seen it in porno meng. roided chicks have wicked clits
>>145377893FLW is in a great place right now.
>>145377689first tom and now conor...
>>145377893I agree but if they're actually going in the opposite direction and hiring people like they're doing might as well try and fake some hype. And Pantoja is a more entertaining fighter (on average) than Merdab and Belal
>>145377892No disrespect to Mr Harrison but there's no way she can be adequately satisfied by his meng she needs Nordic™ treatment likely a BFC
The next step after a girl with a big clit is a dude with a small dick.Slippery slope lads.
>>145377882Nah. Ngannou's success was entirely due to size and steroids. He simply had to learn to rassle after the lhw Stipe ragdolled him. just look at pic rel and try to tell me that he was even a good striker.
>>145377892Hell yeah
>>145377907What has redditom "interim" shitpissballs done?
>>145377892legit disappointed by her last fight, thought we were going to get some butch lesbian beating the shit out of the other women for shits and giggles but it turned out she's your average woman (in the octagon)
Why do they just keep calling that one guy Baseddick YooSniff? What's the punchline? Surely this is b supposed to be some kind of joke and not just the most absurd ridiculously retarded name I've ever heard in my whole life, right?
>>145377914bigiboy is such a dumbass. for someone who was supposedly "le elite kickboxer" he sure does fight like he's scared to get hit. all he had to do was sit down on a punch because francis' chin was wide open. bigiboy fights like that every fight. it's like he closes his eyes when he punches and flails around. everyone was scared of francis and gave him easy wins by freezing up
>>145377842What went wrong?!
>>145377948stand his base?
>>145377908bantamweight should also be cut, too small, too boring.
>>145377914He definitely is carried by his size and power, no denying that. I think he has a tendency to panic in fights that lead to moments like this. When he's at his best he looks loose and calm like Stipe 2 and his boxing match with Fury. Stipe 2 is a little harder to judge cause Stipe was clearly gun shy after getting rocked a bit, but Francis looked great in that fight.
Seriously, a SHOE?
>>145377765>blk boy "fighters" be likeKek, cute little blk boys. They've got nothing to be afraid of, BWC will give them more pleasure than pain.
>>145377957decisions are draws in my books
>>145377948>>145377959Hes from the bleeding lower level. Look he's all the way down there he's supposed to be up here loike..
>>145377964stipe ran into that shot. he was too cocky from the first fight. regardless. stipe literally walked around at 240, which is what a lot of lhws walk around at. honestly makes his run that much more impressive.
>>145377914why didn't he just step in and clinch
Topuria is the greatest featherweight of all time.Which begs the question, just how good is Jai Herbert?
why don't more light heavyweights just roid up to heavyweight? the skill difference alone would give them success, plus heavyweights cannot rassle for shit aside from like 2 guys.
>>145377976In that case... Brazilians won nothing?
>>145377868I don't care about DDP vs Strickland 2, we watched 25 minutes of that slop and it wasn't great why are we doing it again?
>>145377962bantamweight is extremely fucking flushed too, I agree again, it's brutal how bad it fell since Aljo got gifted his title, and not just his fluke reign, everything that could've gone wrong did
>>145378017That's called the Jailton Almeida method.
>>145378018they got a draw and Islam is drug cheat so thats a nc
strickland is probably better off not taking the rematch anyways. at least then his fans will claim forever that he was robbed. getting finished this time will only make things look worse. he simply cannot hurt dricus, and his pressure/pace that he does on everyone else doesn't work on dricus. he literally just backed up the entire fucking fight and gave DDP his only snoozefest.
>>145377914Trvke: Ngannou was always more of a naturally wrestler than a natural striker. His ground and pound is what made him good
>>145378017The increased odds of fighting someone smaller than you is too appealing.
>>145378022Many (including myself) thought it was a good fight and Strickland should have won, granted it was literally two punches in the last five seconds of the third round that did give the edge to Strickland, but I do think he should have won and so do a lot of people. That's the only basis for the rematch. Khamzat vs DDP is much more exciting though.
>>145378052I'd rather the strickcels aren't catered for but I love seeing him belalpost on twitter and squirm
Is the era of big gyms/big teams like ATT/AKA and so on over? Besides Islam and Merab all Top 10 guys train in rather smaller gyms where there teammates are mostly bums.
sean strickland deserved to lose that fight because he did absolutely nothing until the last 15 seconds of the fight. what exactly was his gameplan? he didn't even pressure ddp like he usually does. it's as if he was just trying to survive the entire fucking fight. his fight IQ is dogshit.
Sean won (the getting raped contest)
>>145378082ATT has 4 top 10 in lightweight though
Sean 30-27s Khamzat however
>yeah...listen...the kid just doesn't want to fight>i wanted to cut him after his victory against max but he begged me to keep him. i think he owes us quite a bit>yeah.... i know... he is not under contract anymore, as far as i know. i think pfl is getting a great undefeated guy>i don't know.... i believe he will defend against tom aspinall in december.>i don't see a reason for the ufc to go to spain, to be honest.
sean simply got dad vibes from ddp and it made him freeze up
>conner back from hiatus and gets a titleshot for old time's sake>all events are him saying RISE UP WHITE MAN GENOCIDE ALL MUZZIES>Revolts are brewing in Europe>fight day comes>Makhachev gets the guillotine on Connor>kills him on the ring>before he dies Connor screams THIS IS YOUR FUTURE WHITE MAN>people get in the ring and lift Connor's dead cocaine / whiskey-filled body>they pogrom Makhachev and his brazzas>they begin a crusade to eradicate islam from Europe>Connor Becomes Saint Goober and a martyr of ChristendomThread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q82twrdr0U
I'm just gonna not read that post I think. Lmk if I'm missing anything.
ddp vs chimaevstrickland vs abus 2these are the fights to make
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Npsriksjc2 minutes in
>>145378151>strickland vs abus 2why?
Abus can beat anyone inside 1 round and lose to anyone outside 1 round.
>>145378156because he was robbed
>>145378156First fight was a fluke
Islam can beat any featherweight on short notice flying to abu Dhabi after surgery as long as he can IV rehydrate to flush peds for the pre fight drug test.Even King Kong brazza.
>>145378178truly the lw goat and p4p king
>>145378082what was the name of that flawda gym full of blacksplosive fighters?
>>145378106Not saying that they are terrible. Just seems like most top guys have personalized team where they are the clear number one
>>145378178So it’s Islam’s fault that shartles ducked him?
>>145378188you need to, the more the coaches have to split attention the less you get simple as
I'm about to spill the beans on Abus. They gave a hungry wolf a chance
>decision (majority)>submission (injury)this does not warrant a title shot
I didn't watch 308 and after seeing the results I will not be watching 308
DO NOT TRUST THEM
Abus has survived and become TheBus. But for how long?
Just took a huge Aspiturd on the DDToilet
>split decision over poopoo costurd This does not warrant a title shot
>>145378186Killcliff/ former blackzilians >>145378199Just seems like individual coaching has become more and strength of day to day training partners less important over time. Feels like being part of a bigger team played a bigger role back in the 2010s
>>145378265Time for the nogs to feed him a carrot b
Just how good are Kadyrov's kids?
>>145378311
A video... for all of us.>https://youtu.be/X3q2qPlp3No
>>145378301This was a joke, sad to see. That rock hard Body for what? He might as well look like Morono
.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>145378301kwab of the century
>>145378301Biggest KWAB out of the muzzie fighters for sure, him getting rocked against that can they fed to him last card had my sides hurting
Dana White heemed Kamala Harrishttps://youtu.be/Bd4V078TMGE?si=0qapKwpYr_nP7eSH
Abus "Bangbus" Magomedov
>>145378395You mustve wet your bussy when he choked out the bussyzilian can
>>145378414Was that before or after Caio pissed all over his face? Fucking kek
>You wanna talk on discord or something? You been cyber stalking me for 2-4 years now and can't even figure out my real name. Still on that Madame Xneed brain rot shit, its pathetic. Shit or empty the colostomy bag you disabled freak it's tiresome.Kek this is actually quite a read
>>145378406My favorite part was the incredible roasting skills of hungry wolf comedy assassin Tony Hinchcliffe (one of the 250)
>>145378418Before he took home Warbussy's gaped hole
>>145378434Imagine how tight his little mudslime bussy felt
>>145378425Do NOT join the Xneedcord! You WILL be groomed into taking HRT and meth
>>145378448Brutal one week notice decision
>>145378425Are you talmbout 2 and a half day old posts prince naseem keep it in box
Bussyralho? Isn’t that the guy the paid to be gaped by Zatdaddy every day in the gym?
>>145378465Your eyes are leaking just like Abussy's pussy was kek
Yall gay fr
>>145378451I wouldn't even know how to use Discord, I'm just reading his ramblings, they're a tad amusing.>One word to my family you're not so lucky>Unintentionally celibateWhat's with his use of language and grammar?
>>145378474Abus has made multiple bussyzilians choke on his caucasoid cream
>>145378466No I'm talking about this, from earlier. Pat attention https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/sneed/
>>145377493Aren't caucasoids up against all other ethnicities and nationalities?
>>145378488Oh it's you lad, sorry for calling you prince naseem
Fighting nerds? Not in this house buddy.
>>145378494>B-but what about these other bums he fou-ACKHeemed by pillow handed Sean Strickland(kwab)Raped by CaioNearly put to sleep by the last can he fought(KWAB)He's a bitch who will never win against anyone decent
>>145378544>Nearly put to sleep by the last can he fought(KWAB)Bruno Ferreira is a good middleweight Yes I know how grim that sounds, but he was good for the weightclass
>>145378511Don't worry man, it's wild out here
>>145378544Busdaddy and the brazzas gaped ya bussy and brain sadly
>>145378326Does Khamzat actually have to play a punching bag for Kadyrovs sons? Holy shit that’s so embarrassing, they must all hate him secretly. No wonder he moved to UAE and Beterbiev to Canada.
reminder that Khamzat is a bum (Bumzat) and Whittaker lost via doctor stoppageIllegitimate win, he doesnt even deserve to face dricus
>>145378426>Tony HinchcliffeDude wasnt even funny>Puerto Ricans dont pull out, they just cum in like they are cumming into our countryThere is literally a move called "Puerto Rican pullout" what a retard
>>145378577>Busd-ACK!
>>145378600Arguably the greatest KO in ufc history
>>145378406Wow this is incredible
>>145378600Suckles Do BBCveira loves his Slamdaddy
>DOCTAH STOPPAGE
>>145378596the trump rally was the most retarded freakshow ive ever seenevery i tuned in they were pandering to mutts or had muslims on the stagenuke this country already
>>145378624kumzap is the luckiest fighter everhe would have been knocked out if whittaker didnt have a meme injury
>>145378600Crazy that he was on PEDs here. Makes you wonder wtf they're pumping into him now
>>145378626People like you are holding this country back. You should leave.
>>145378619Pisslam's cherry was popped by a brazilian, must be why all of his dick riders seethe at them so much
>>145378633Pozzedtaker's Robussy completely prolapsed from 30 seconds of Zatdaddy's BBC I'm afraid
>whittaker active, finally lands 3 fights in a year>teet cave in fucking hell. Who is he gonna get next, Dolidze, Hermansson?
>>145378596What is the puerto rican pullout?
>>145378642Slamdaddy doesn't think about the cocksluts from his one night stands thoughbeit im afraid.
>>145378645Factual post.
>>145378671When you pull out before you cum
>>145377790I just want to watch Volk heemed one more time, I don't ask for much.
>he would’ve won if he didn’t get glued to the floor and mutilated
>>145378671It’s when you duck a fight by claiming you were stabbed. It’s derived from the brazza pullout that Khabib made famous.
>>145378674That kind of rape sticks with your forever I'm a afraid, Pisslam probably still has nightmares of that fight
pantojaGODs our ascent towards #1 pound for pound status begins
>>145378635There's a reason why those inbreds love fighting in abu schaubi so much, they're probably taking olympics tier roids
>>145378698>That kind of rape sticks with your forever I'm a afraid,But enough about squirtles sharteveira waking nightly with wet dreams about not gorilla gripping his great gape around his Slamdaddy's BBC.
Free yourself.>https://youtu.be/X3q2qPlp3No
>>145378710>hue complaining about roids
>>145378301Hamzabros...
>>145378725Look at that CTE face, probably couldn't even remember what year it was
>>145378619>>145378624>>145378645>>145378674>>145378725what causes this level of depravity?
>>145378741name three currently ranked brazillian fighter that are on roids
>>145378757Hmmm, help him count, Sluttles!
mmgay
>>145378661Add this one.
>>145378761Bussyzilians crave Ingush ickies in their gapes I fear.
>>145378757Wow this guy will surely never humiliate the country of Brazil and cause years of seethe on Heem and Reddit
>>145378792All of that and the memory of the rape Martins inflicted on him still lingers in his mind it's tawf b
Crazy that Islam needed to get Volk drunk as fuck and in Abu Schaubi to be able to rob him of the P4P no.1
>>145378790evloev lost that fight in reality, regardless of what the judges claim
>>145378774Look at how Sluttles slaps his Slamdaddy's meat. Bussyzilians love their BBC.
They really made Lobussy weigh in as back up so volk could fight for the belt while he gets gaped by his Movdaddy again. Proper KWABzil moment.
The muzzie fans of this general are somehow also the gayest fans in this sport, is this a false flag or do these fighters just attract the gayest of pakis?
>>145378853It's just one faggot on a VPN.
The only thing Gapedzilians love more than thinking about their daddies is their daddies giving them Muslimeen milk to churn around in their gapes.
>>145378853See >>145378873
>>145378873I hope he dies bro, I don't even care how, I just hope he gets removed from existence
BREAKING NEWS: Pereddit and his AGP sons have requested another family fill up from their Daddysanya’s BBC
>>145378898I hope he gets sepsis personally
BDS got ya'll bussies and peabrains in a twist I fear.
>>145378917Why? Do you need another ass to wipe, Mr. Pig?
>>145378898Spammy unironically has no friends and no prawspects, this general is all he hasHis mere existence is a punishment on himself, he'll probably put a rope around his neck in 5 years
The chomocord is not handling their latest gaping well I see.
>Newfags don't even know who spammy is anymore Spammy hasn't posted in these threads for yearsThe muzzy is a completely different person, we used to call them spammy splinter personalities
How do you say “truth nuke” in chechen?
Dricus creamed Jizzy's bussy
https://youtu.be/xjMUoc1KK1Ajon jones has been relinquished of all chargescaptcha related
Catch you slippin' like this
What are the chances UFC makes DDP/Chimaev for the next title fight rather than giving it to Strickland? If Strickland suddenly disappeared tomorrow nobody would really care and the division would move on
>>145379012‘Sanyas BBC bodyshots softened Dripbussy up so Zatdaddy’s powerful POZZloads can blast through his gape
>>145379050listen kid the fights you make are dricus vs strickland and topuria vs volk
>>145379050AIDSmaev looked more impressive against Copert than Stricklen did against Cucksta. I hope that he gets the shot, because him vs DDP is one of the best matches to be done in the UFC, currently.
>>145379050Very unlikely considering Khamzat can only fight in Brazza kingdoms
Nasty Vasti has STILL not left Abu Dhabi
>>145379111She was simply telling Izzy that her and her husband like his vibe and want him to party with them.
>>145379050Slim. They will probably try to keep Sean near the title picture since the next best options are Caio and Imavov.
>>145377796This was my 9/11I am a really big fan of 9/11
>>145379107Khamzat has fought in the US before.
>>145378082Those big gyms are retard memes, a lot of top fighters just fall for it and pay them exorbitant amount of money cause they're low IQ retards
>>145379167
>>145378082>train in rather smaller gymsPantoja trains at ATTMerab trains at Serra LongoTopuria trains at a small gymIslam trains at AKA/the remnants of Fazza's campBelal trains at RoufuSportDricus trains at a small gymPereira trains at a small gymAspinall has a mega gym filled with top European heavyweights 5/8 are training at what can be described as 'Supee Gyms'
>>145379177Yeah when he was doing mdma with Till and driving supercars around the Merseyside. He's a chechen bumboy now
>STAND UP FOR YASELF DON'T MATTA IF YA OLD IF YA FLUSHED STAND UP FOR YASELF soon
Supee Gym
Dricus du Plessis and “nasty” Vasti Spiller have welcomed their first child. Say something nice about it
>>145379244Cinema.
>>145379050Dana literally ran over to speak to khamzat after he finished Whittaker, it's all but confirmed by that alone. More Visser says they want khamzat too
>>145379298Who the fuck is More Visser lmao
>>145379315*MorneHe's Dricus' coach. The one he kisses
>>145379321>The one he kisses I can see why
>>145379214Belal trains mostly at a smaller Chicago team. Wasn’t sure what Aspinalls main gym was. Maybe my observation is wrong but I thought the question was interesting.
Arnold Allen injury TKO'd Kattar 2 years ago and Dana refused to give him a title shotLet's see if Khamzat gets the same treatment
>>145379343Belal trains under Duke Roufus. He has his own crew, like most people who train at a super gym, but he does most of his work at Roufusport and is cornered by Duke Roufus
Belal trains under CM Punk
Belal trains with my nigga Chitown legend Louis Put Tha Gunz Down Taylor
>>145379393Zatdaddy prolapsed your brain I'm afraid
>>145379419>>145379428>>145379429shut up
>>145379444fuck you
beastly peach of a thread
>>145377468Someone post Omalley graduation picture with his 'wife' when she used to look good
>>145379444Absolutely not the heemer of Abus will not be forgotten
>i still think id beat him lad>i still think id beat him lad>whether hes just beaten Max Holloway or not >i still think id beat him lad
Khamzat will be so psychologically heemed by fight day that Dricgod will be able to drop him with a feint
>>145379566There's no image
>>145379582Works fine on my portable device
How long will you tolerate it, Brother?
Khamzat will never be cleared to fight in an western country so why are we deluging ourselves with the idea of him being chanp? Its futile. Keep him as an boogeyman until Bo Nickal steps on his freakin neck for the title shot.
>>145378853paul craig has the most retarded resume of all time and I will laugh so fucking hard if he hands bo nickal his first lost next month
>>145379624Le west doesn't matter anymore combat sports are owned by the saudis
>>145379607>le everything is political
>>145379607This is your finest work no homo
>>145379624Dana wants to do more Abu Dhabi cards and Khamzat is an easy headliner for themAbu Dhabi is already like the third most common UFC venue Why do you think they signed Sharabullet? Who cares if no self-respecting commission would ever clear him, the commissions in the middle east are run by camals
>>145379651Shut up gefilte
>>145379661Knew you'd appreciate it
>blasts you in the templehow do you respond without falling to the ground?
>>145379676dk what that is, and I shan't be googling it.
The misdemeanor charges against #UFC champion Jon Jones will be dismissed if he completes four hours of anger management and obeys laws for 90 days, a N.M. judge has just ruled. The terms were reached as part of a plea adjudication diversion agreement.
>>145379733I'd simple make his ass grass
>>145379733I'm always mid imanari so I'm always on the ground. Eat shit Tommy boy
ufc is shilling sir olives, so whos gonna heem him next? hopefully its tony.
100% finish rateall wins inside the 1st round10 fight winstreak
>>145379788finally a good Canadian prospect
>>145379788>100% finish ratefake stat unless he's undefeated (he's not)
UFC champion Jon Jones has been given the death penalty
>>145379633Not retarded, UFC projects just get exposed by Paul
>>1453798032zahabi's brother will be champ in a yearremember this post
>>145379733Little bit GODsumeci style
New rules come into effect card after next
>Gaethje lostExplain this.
>>145379837Aiemann Zahabi will turn 37 years old in just 21 days
>>145379864age is just a number
>>145379855canadian commission has already approved them they're in effect this weekend
not impressed by Topuria's stored input heem from the Gaethje fight
>>145379878Tragically Hip
>I don't care I just win my fights, make some money, be happy, and see my familyWISEI'm seeing a pattern here, we've been wrong about them
Is Shavkat gonna be the best champion that we have ever had?
We were looking through the Telescope from the wrong end all along
>>145379864the true heemster age
>>145379891no because he fights once every 18 months
>>145379914Thats because everybody was dodging him, now they cant dodge if they wanna be champions themselves
>>145379760ilia is high iq and knows it's better to drown them in sloppy punches, as you calculate the heem, than to let the momentum die and risk a total reset of pace
>>145379891Best this, best that, just shut it. Now everyone is the best ever as soon and do something good, what is this trend?I heard a pundit saying Ilia has the best IQ in the UFC wah? 2 years ago volk was the best of all time, as was Adesanya eeh?
>>145379891Shavkat will get brutally fraud checked by Islam, causing people to say Islam is on MMA Rushmore. You can see the script from a mile away
>>145379998>fraud checked by Islampffffff ahahahahahahahaha
>>145378507You won 2020
>>145379891I hope he and JDM don't flush each other
shavkat vs magny 2 is the fight to make
>POST WALKOUT SONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyvp_nCM15Q
>>145380041jack della is already flushed mate
>>145380092he'll be fine. Also fuck weltherweight
brazzaland is rough living so i dont see then slowing down for quite a while.
>>145380105the staph infection reached the bone
>>145379998I like him but Islam would look like a little boy next to Shavkat let's be real hereShavkat hits harder and is much stronger
shavkat vs dricus 3
*rolls into thread*
>>145377493Pantoja knocked out jizlam before moving to FW
>>145380134Islam is bigger than belal
>>145380134shavkat cuts less than 20lbsbulked up islam would be as strong as him if not stronger
>>145377765Can't believe this butterball used to be a champ
>>145380194Bulked up, yoked Topuria takes both their heads off in the same night.
>>145380188Shavkat is bigger than both, just look at that one picture of him next to Khabib who was a big LW, he's not just taller he had a much wider frame
All you have to do is show up uninvited to the house of the wife-beating, coke-fiending, alcoholic, gun fetishizing, roid-raging, emotionally highly unstable, traumatized, insecure 6“4‘ 250 lbs combat sports GOAT contender and imply that he is cheating. He might protect his ego and reputation at all costs. Do you want the job, kid?
>>145380188lots of people are bigger than besmall
reminder that we need to start saying ilia instead of topuria because his brother is going to become ufc bantamweight champ within 2 years
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
>>145380263shut up bitch
>>145380263Right after Mo Usman becomes HW champ
>>145380263Calling male fighters by their first name is very gay lol
ilia is a girl's name
>>145380283>>145380289>>145380290i wasn't asking, you WILL call them ilia and aleksandre, respectively
>>145380247and can a single pic be so based
turdpoorrhea
>>145380305I'll call them Mario and Luigi you little bitch
I swear that general is full of bots.
>>145380241imagine the smell when you walk into the garage mid summer day while jon is in there drinking buck ass naked
>>145380241>wife-beating, coke-fiending, alcoholic, gun fetishizing, roid-raging, emotionally highly unstable, traumatized, insecureliterally the average rust belt man
>>145379855>Jon is gonna retire a week after 12-6 elbows are legalised in VegasAlmost poetic
>when she hawk tuah spit on that thing
Anger Management?NYYYEEEAAAAAHHHH*headbutts police cruiser*
Jon Tuah headbutt that cruiser
Jonathan "Pray the gay away" Dwight Jones
fuck, smiff v reyes is off, the fans are distraught
>>145380500its so fucking over bros
>>145380500you can't cancel a title eliminator Dana
talmbout jon d white
>>145380500Wellness check on Canada?
>tfw Daddyrov tells you to fly to Chechnya and hawk tuah on his thang
>hawk tah
>>145380500i can't tawlk
diego said he never believed ilia could knock max out. this is not a champion fight iq. it's over.
>>145380500So now the whole division is on hold? Fuck sakes this had huge title inplications
>>145380500liar
Nobody has broken people as hard as Iliahttps://youtube.com/shorts/1Z9663bO_k0?si=4OBSwJNJ_KRsFq-d
>>145378017Lhw cannot rassle either.
>>145380574The volk he fought was already broken
fighters with low fight IQ but high fight EQ
how can I heem women
>>145380500Jon's fathers finally reached a settlement over his custody? Heartwarming stuff b
>>145380594ignore them. thats worse to women than physical violence.
Watch K-1 instead, liberate your martial arts acumen.
shant be watching that shit good sir
bare knuckle is better
>shant be watching that shit good sir
>>145380656see >>145380647
>pay dozens of millions for Ngannou>agree to pay his opponents $2 million dollars each>allow him to pursue a boxing career on the side>wait almost 3 years for his debut>he proceeds to only sell 10k ppvsHas UFC's competition always been this inapt?
>>145380676we watch bare knuckle here, always have, always will
Retarded inbred bros...https://youtu.be/5efwSswgZwA?si=WgrPKbQzqaX1756i
>>145380697yes, and also ubunutu isnt a draw
I actually tried heeming my meng at the wage cage but the 'line was too thick and it felt wrong and now I have sore blue Tafas
>>145380702>weyou and the voices?
Just watched some videos of Rob, dude looks all goodHis teeth gave in, his jaw is all goodHe just fought with fucked teeth for fucks sake
toporio got pancaked by bryce mitchell and backpacked by THE zalal muhammad. i'm thinking aljo takes the belt
>>145380727>dood finna cryabsolutely BOYED now
>>145380727God took his eye for an reason
Just found out about the two straws podcast
>>145380727why cant we head stomp in UFC btw?
ilia will ragdoll and submit islam
>>145380811The doo that got controlled by bryce mitchell?
>>145380811he couldn't hold down map holloway
>>145380811no he wont
>>145380811trvth nuke
>>145380811nah he’ll just heem him
>>145380822you must be thinking of someone else bubba>>145380824the plan was to knock max out, he just wanted to add the takedown threat>>145380827he will>>145380835true>>145380839maybe on accident
>>145380727Who is this retard?
>>145380811Jizlame spams grappling like all dagi rats minus sharta
>>145380785Dana doesn't want the sport to look like 'human cockfighting' because politicians that wanted to ban mma back in the 90s/early 2000s called it that. Head stomping is a valid combat tactic, but it looks like violent street fight jumping shit
>>145380846toporios only ufc sub and he only scored it because bryce was on queer street and panic wrestling. his grappling is supremely overrated
>>145380846No I'm not bryce controlled Ilia in round 1 Ilia struggled in that fight because Bryce is southpaw grappler, Islam is much better much larger southpaw grappler.
pfl only did 10k buys LMAO NAGANNOU IS TOAST
>>145380860ban RNCs then Ive seen more of those in street fights than head stomps
Here’s a real prediction: islam and ilia both look like shit in their next fights, both get dropped, possibly heemed
YNR Dana Fumbled The Bag w/ Ngannou
>>145380867he could have heemed bryce but he wanted to sub him to prove a point just like he wants to do with islam>>145380870brutal control, khabib-esque
>>145380811He'll just brutally heem him.
>>145380909That doesn't disprove what I said
Julianna Pena is a beautiful women
bryce mitchell took topuria down and topuria had no idea how to get up
Islam has no answer for this
>>145380961Bryce Mitchell has dat farm boy strength, it's different b.
>>145380924yeah you're just hoping i didn't see the fight and don't know bryce did absolutely 0 but let the round slip away, that's real "control" about as much as iaquinta forced khabib to strike
why did ilia wrestle?
>>145380982Why don't fighters hold their hands high
>>145381003Yea bryce held him...I'm thinking Islam in a round
>>145378198Yeah cuz he demanded to fight in Schabu Dhabi where the corrupt commission cheated the weigh ins for Olivera. Sick burn, dumbass.
lil pisslam specialises in going life and death with featherweightsilia by vicious, career ending heem
>>145381040Last week you said Topuria sucked and would lose to max, you're he definition of a bandwagon casual
>>145381020i agree the grappling in ilia vs bryce will be exactly like the grappling in ilia vs islam
I sprained pinky last July brazza I sit out all year. Rematch real Armenian gangster Tsarukyan mebe after liddle bit Ramadan 2025 you know I deserve dis.
>>145381021Shartles turned down a rematch in Brazil
>>145381082Good evening Madame.
>>145381082Arman gaped your bussy boy Shartles thoughevermorebeit im afraid.
>>145380897i can already see the storyline that islam is losing but i don't think he's getting heemed or even dropped by shartdookiecan, maybe pounded to a TKO. toporio will probably win his next fight but he might get dropped
>>145381088I noticed you didn't refute the blatantly cheating comission and rigged judging.
What did I miss? What did Jon Jones did this time?
>>145381107I don't need to refute made up schizophrenia. Maybe get on some medication and your BDS flare ups will be less severe
>>145381110he dindu
the heels won this past weekend like a wwe script>maxs chin was cracked in the gaethje fight + max had to cut back down to 145 after bulking up for 155>the narrative now is that he deserves foty for heeming out of prime volk + max >khamzat pulls back robs teeth that were already pulled back because of ddp + injury before ufc career, making everyone forget khamzats shenanigans, that he struggles against welter weights, and that hes a 1st round merchant with no cardio
>>145381139It's okay you got your picks wrong but it's a little embarrassing to cope this hard
>>145381126BDS? Well, I'm afraid you'll find Big Dick Sneed ain't going nowhere. Better just deal with your emotions and get over it.
>>145381173Nowhere except down to the dole centre so you can spend your gibs on meth and find dogs to diddle
I have a new betting technique and its betting on all the guys that are homosexual and losers, I'm 9 for 10 in this new technique of mine .
it's overhttps://x.com/UFCRosterWatch/status/1851333556129161438
BDS = Big Dysphoria Sneed
>>145380860>men going 1v1 le bad>bombing unassuming people le goodyeah fuck anything politicians say and think
>>145381206thats funny
>>145381205I suggest you just kick back and wait for my predictions.
>>145380822
>>1453812352/3 ain't bad
>>145381237Kek imagine what ilia will do to macuckchev
>>145381237Nice of Islam to permaflush Volbussy so Turdpoorrhea could become champ
>>145381235oof I might have to change my technique
the fighter of the year is alex pereira second place is dricus du plessis
>>145381206Despairbros... He was supposed to be the next Ngubu...
the fighter of the year is Joe Anderson Burritosecond place Allen Perez
WIR MUSSEN FIGHT AGAINST THEIR STRANGLE HOLD
Heemsters aren't even remotely concerned about the pain in my tafas
>>145381260whos this jamal anyway
>>145381260yup start copying my pick just like Madame Xneed does
>>145381245I got all 3 picks correct dipshit.
>>145381239Factual post sadly.
>>145381290an assassin
Ilia Topuria was trained in wrestling and jiu jitsu from birth. He learned how to box by watching Canelo Alvarez highlights on youtube with his brotherIslam Makhachev was trained in Sambo and Judo from birth. He learned how to strike by watching Steven Segall movies Israel Adensanya was strained in gymnastics and dance from adolescence. He learned how to kickbox by watching Naruto
>>145381286
>>145381298Post slip
>>145381298nah you specified ilia by TKO, nice try though
Rakic is top 5 and about to be cut
>>145381298you're welcome
>>145381237volk has no real grappling game he just mounts and pounds, bryce is a legit grapple wizard capable of ragdolling ranked featherweights, the calculations have been done
>>145381332Bitch got no titties
same energy
>>145381365
I have an ideaWe Muslim brazzas need to stick together and make our own heem spin off halal general where we are going to talk about fasting, ramadan and all the different chechen and Dagestan brazzas and plan a hot bath tub meetupPlease submit name ideas for this general
>>145381370could 100% pass as a machete attack victim out of context. maybe wmma isn't so bad.
>>145381365What's his name?
>>145381388that would require some form of intelligence
mustache dricus vs everything but the mustache khamzat...
ufc 310? its no ufc 309, but ill take it
what's the next shit fight were talkin about
>>145381443
>>145381444jones vs stipe
>>145381444DiddyP vs AIDSmaev.
>>145381448This nigga heems Topiaria, unironically.
>>145381206Perhaps the fastest hype train crash in UFC history
>>145381475No probably notSean Woodson is a good and credentialed boxer but he has a habit of gassing out badly and he's thoroughly pillowfisted Ilia will have too much time to adapt and learn while fighting him
>>145381493Never left the station
>>145381206Took as long as I anticipated kek what an absolute shitter
>>145380737The line for what I wonder
>>145381304the next all time great ufc talent will learn from taebo tapes
FACT: Sean Strickraped and his brazza got gaped, spanked, and spunked by their fazza and developed AGP (autogynephilia)
Karate Combat Superheavyweight World Champion Robelis Despaigne
Conor kick and screaming on the ground knowing Ilia is a bigger drawl than him and Dana and co like him more
>>145381525Vaseline lad we have tons of it there thought it would help and it did the opposite
>Ilia>draw
Volk gets knocked out again and drives his family off a cliffYou have been warned
>>145381531Idk if that's a fact.
>>145381555It is I’m afraid
>>145380811Islam will be -290
>>145381565i was told the email system would curtail this shit
goober has a path to islam but hes too shit to get therethis is his legacy brazza
>>145381551He has 5 million instagram followers.
>>145381308Lmao, I don't bet on mma I'm not retarded. Did you see the judging on that abu schaubi card? Never ever.
>me and my meng when Megan Olivi is coked up and looking like a greasy wop
>>145381591No curtailing Madame's dog dick delinquency I'm afraid.
canadians are so fucking stupid
gay brazzas from outher space
>>145381591This shit as in the waterfall of bloody steatorrhea pouring from Madame Xneed’s gaped ussy? That cannot be curtailed sadly
Did somebody rev him or is this just carryover from yesterday?
>>145381602Wouldn’t want to lose all your meth money, would you Madame?
*logs into heem.gov*
>>145381624Madame Xneed uses them/they/she/her/doggy pronouns.
>>145381443Onions posture. I'd heem this retard
Helwani says Jones vs Stipe is a coinflip.
>>145381591just filter the words Madame and xhe and half the posts disappear
>>145381661What a dumbass, Stipe stuffs every takedown and boxes Jon's head off.
>>145381603She always looks like that
>Helwani saysabsolutely nein
>>145381624it caught a glimpse of itself in its monitor this morning
>>145381673Respect Ms. Xneed's pronouns, chud.
I have the most hilarious paul craig post locked and loaded for the next thread. You guys won't believe it. This is going to be a real treat.
>>145381734>>145381734>>145381734new---------->
>>145380982See>>145380846
>>145381235Why did you name yourself after a character in which very brief joke was made around and had no significance, was never referenced again?
