sweet home heemabama
How long will you tolerate it, Brother?
fine thread
POV: you are paul craig and you just caught bo nickal in a triangle
>>145381734>how a nigga feel after a plate of Lobster pasta
>>145381754>le everything is political
>>145381754I watch other combat sports organisations.
Sneed.
The only reason Dana did Powerslap is so whenever someone searches "Dana White slap" Powerslap comes up instead of the video of him slapping the shit out of his wife.
>>145381777You're literally a dirty little Helwani
>>145381801Xneed*
>>145381810r/TheDonald shutting down was the worst thing to happen to this website since 2012. Do we think Diego Lopes has a real shot at the title?
Madame Xneed is experiencing whippet Willy withdrawals.
>>145381804Surely, billions of additional people searching for Dana White and Slap was a play to stop people from seeing that video of Dana White and his Slap.
OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO DANA CLAPPED HIS WIFE UPSIDE HER BIRD HEAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME SEARCH ENGINE
*Enters the thread*Teehee.
>>145381801This.
>>145381826You tell me friedman
>fresh cut>meng heemedohhhh yuo finna no it !!!
>>145381754Until a better product appears.
>>145381865What's the gentleman caller's name
juden hinter juden
>>145381801Heard he got all his picks right
>>145381886But what else is new?
>>145381886Xhe* got 2/3, not bad for a meth addicted tranny lover.
Francis Ngannou is not a good person.
>>145381911correct
Kobe Ngannou was kidnapped by Michael and Brie Chandler, I repeat the baby is NOT dead Kobe lives....
>>145381865You got circumcised?
>>145381754Who made this masterpiece
>>145381947Me
>>145381928Imagine kicking Ari down 21 stairs
>>145381804Powerslap predates the video
>Chael vlogging about his cat
>>145381754Until I have enough money to fuck off and live my own life for real
>>145381963I'd dropkick that motherfucker so recklessly I'd crack my hip on the fall
welshbong have you invested in k1 or something?
>>145381911We still don’t have a cause of death for the killing of Kobe Ngannou…
>>145381945He's loathsome in his disgusting ways but a great anti advert for his culcha
The chomocord has NOT handled Pozzedtaker's Robussy getting prolapsed well at all.
>>145381955What does it representIs the octagon a Holly ground for the eternal between between good and bad or are we by watchinga and actively supporting something this barbaric giving our cosmic energy to the evil of the world
>>145382017Pretty clearly about the Ariels and Aris ruining western culture b. Respectfully
say what you want about paddy, but that young man is a once in a generation talent and when he dies of sepsis after trying cocaine for the first time next year you will all be sorry
>holly groundthat some new wmma bitch you muzzies love so much
>>145382005kwab
REMINDER: Clozachomo is a pozzed piggy who wipes poopie for pennies
>>145382037I want to hear it from the artistThis OC should be appreciated and anon should get the recognition for this
Remember when Paddy hit Ilia with a bottle lol
>>145382079Grim but factual post I'm afraid.
>>145382057>once in a generation talentHe is not even ranked.
>>145382057Wtf is wrong with your yay if it's giving scousers sepsis and what's wrong with God when he doesn't give it to IC4
>>145382094Yes he is
>Undefeated
>>145382097Nobody understands your clozapig latin
paddy the baddy?! the guy that went full distance with ferguson?!
>full distance
i'm the biggest ilia fan there is but even i admit we need to duck paddy at all costs
I’m the real Mr.K-1 and I can fit 9 crayons up my bum
oh yeah? i watch pfl and can fit 10! get rekt loser lmao
Imagine how cool it must be being Dana White. Infinite cash, making cool fights, gambling with Nelk boys, fucking ring girls, holding hands with Turki, red light therapies
Mr. K-1 and Madame AGP can jerk off 9 dog dicks with their gaped ussies.
why would i need to imagine being dana white, when i am dana white ?
>>145382200honestly thisi love turdpooria, i think his wins over josh motherfuckin emmett (decision), volk (36yo, 2 months after islam heem, 4 months after elbow surgery) and holloway (cracked chin, drained, visibly fragile after starving his muscles in order to come back from 155) speak for themselves, but paddy the chaddy may be too much for him, it's one thing for our 5'7" boy (more like 5'5") to beat featherweights, but lightweights are a whole different beast, i don't want to risk him
>>145382303paddy bulks between fights too he's basically 2 weight classes up
Paddy beats turdpoopiaFacts
Poomar PissmagomedovMovshart EvloshitCumshart ChimpaevShart BulletsMagosmell AnkalaturdPisslam Mashartev
ilia ragdolled zalal (upgraded islam) for most of their fight
>>145382369great post
Islam 2 minutes into the first round with El Matador
>>145382303Those are some b-beastly wins right there Kek
ABER DAS VOLK KANN IHNEN GAR NICHT FOLGEN
>>145382396Ftfy
>>145382419BTW I (Miss K-1) am trans and ask that fellow Heem posters use my preferred pronouns of she/they :)
You say that but you still watch ufc though.
BDStards are really gooning to see Tobussy get some spicy Slamdaddy sausage.
smell shatador
>>145382463
you will say dustin or a later opponent must have flushed islam after ilia ends his life
>Leave Ilia to me
What do you see?
Scotbussy back for his humiliation goon sesh.They love hearing about their Muslimeen daddies spanking and spunking.
>>145382533>What do you see?Not that crap.
>>145382491I’m a transbian
>leave pisslam to me
>>145382514>He flushed himself skiing brazza u kno diz.
huh?
>>145382580volumes
>>145382580Surely this is AI
>>145382580shoutout to big ank for solidifying my theory that you should never fucking tap
>>145381911When have you ever heard about us owing anybody money? When did we ever owe any body? It's total bullshit. Just bullshit.*settles class action lawsuit for over a quarter billion dollars owed to ~1200 fighters*
Tobussy needs his Movdaddy's Ingush ickies before he moves up to get a BBC dick daddy dickdown.'Fraid his Slamdaddy will have retired the P4P #1 GOAT so his Usdaddy or Umdaddy will give him the creamy luscious Caucasus loads.
2024 was based if you avoided apexslop like finns avoid employment
>>145382593Oh this is deffinetly Alhttps://youtube.com/shorts/AxHYsgOX6Rc?si=jNIO8oafjytM6Y3s
Fight the "UFC" wasps nest
>>145382598Reminder that the lawsuit is against ufc and dana isn't the owner of the ufc, he will never have to pay a single cent to some butthurt bums.
demetrious johnson ducked bradley martyn
>>145382598Delete this you goof
PeRoevWade will be trading one BBC for another.
The headkick will be there for Usdaddy.
>>145382646more like Baldley Martin
Name a good win by this guy
>>145382688Water is wet. Sky is blue.
>>145382005were they ever in the same weight class?
Ari is the reason Makwan represented Finland
Joanna Jedrzejczyk!
>>145382119what is this post?
Scotbussy loves gooning to his Muslimeen daddies.
>>145382275You're actually Dana white?
Dricus Du Plessis fights like me in my dreams and I've never lost.
>>145382739This is the post.
>>145382742I believe its a filter being the GOAT
>>145382739Her sunglasses are filthy phwoar get stuck in lads weyhey
>>145382720No paddy just dumped a bottle of hand sanitizer on his head and the manlet starting doing his best hold me back bro rumplestiltskin impression
>>145382731thisisafactualstatement
what?
>>145382739
>filters the post>opens it anyway so it can finger its ussy to it>replies to itself
>>145382739>>145382764>>145382788Lady Xneed this is pathetic, you will never look like her.
>There's a new churka at the top of 185? Leave him to me after I deal with Bo Shittal
>>145382767ah
>>145382788You’ll never look like that AGPeed
Yes I do appreciate K-1, how could you tell?
SOON
Got a Heemorrhoid from forcing out a huge Schaub in the Till
>>145382828Sorry wrong picture
>>145382862why do you have this saved to your device pakimong
>>145382862nein
>>145381734Why does that cleft jaw bum rojas look asian?
Honestly fucking hilarious how a 5'6" Dilbert made ratlip fucking terrified to stand with anyone
>>145382862Pretty sure it's haram to have this saved hajji
>>145382876She's hot.
>The Gane Dive>Max's BMF ending being perfectly leaked hours before the show>Petrosyan diving against le meme double backfistits amazing people are allowed to bet on shit scripted shit
>>145382876I watch K-1 and ONE and I’m trans. respect my identity UFChud
>>145382781Nothing BDStards dream more of than a brazza between their legs.
>>145382914FUCK YOU
>>145382898Source on leak?
hmm?
>>145382862is this mr beasts groomer buddy
*enters thread*
>>145382946Nobody cares about yahud getting beat up LMAO
>>145381754based>>145382944crazy this was memory holed
It only took five seconds for max to lose the BMF title lmao KWAB
Imagine being mad, kwab!
Mateus Nicholau
just made and ate a NY Strip steak sandwich with parmesan garlic truffle friesgoddamn it feels good being an American and eating more than 10 grams of protein a day
Madameus Xneedalau
Curious that Madame often depicts xerself as a women in xer posts.
>>145383033Damn you finna get clozapig to wipe ya bussy down?
Can you make one post that's not about your putrid homosexual fetishes?
Aspinall? more like Aspiturd
Its going down in the tank brahs
FACT: Madame Xneed has sex with biological males.
The takedown is there for Islam
>>145383063Only one person here posted their bloody necrosis bussy nudes on Heem
Just dropped a heavyweight Jailton Almedia into the Shooto Box Brazil. It's poking out of the water.
>>145383099Nice. Personally, I pooped an hour ago.
>>145383033Started with a NY Strip with great marbelingbeat it with a wooden mallet until super tenderseasoned with kosher salt and ground peppercorn then fried in olive oil and butterflipped every 30 seconds until medium rare, then rested until it was mediumsliced against the grain and served on a toasted bun with monterey jack, Sauteed peppers and onions, and some dijon
>>145383117What the FUCK are you talking about?
>>145383089the corpse of Volk did better than Max until he got cut, I still can't believe how he commited career suicide
>>145383033based Im having some marinated salmon with an unknown side in mere hours
>>145383130caught*
>>145383117No one understand your schizobabble b
>>145383130Volk is better than max he fucked him up last time despite being 4 years older
>>145383117I swear this is the most mentally deranged thread on 4chan.
dayum Chimaev +10can we see Adesanya vs. Chimaev? I want Chimaev to destroy him completely KEK
>>145383132Perch for this bad boy (30 bings to go)
>>145383132There's no dog breed named salmonJust ask Madame Xneed
*leaves*
>>145383089ilia's goal is to sub islam, you're only stepping into his trap
How am I supposed to practice grappling by myself in my garage?
>>145383185'Fraid that Du Bussy and Strickraped are next for Zatdaddy's BBC dickdown
>>145383185Shara asked for Pissy which would be the best flushing or fraud check either way fans win
>>145383170I know, but I believe he was still better than Topuria
>>145383185Khamzat only fights former WW's and former LW's.
>>145383198Tobussy's goal is to be a sissy sub bottom yes. His Usdaddy will caulk and cream that gaped crack.
>>145383199There's solo exercises you can do, if you have a bag you can practice position by yourself and you can practice squeezing with your arms on your legs.There's plenty you can do by yourself.
>>145383185Izzy is fighting Borralho next
Everyone shut up I’m trying to concentrate
>>145383199Open the garage, lay down on your back, and then challenge any passersby to get in your guard
>>145383055Sleeper post
worst fighter of 2024 award goes to...
Thicccboy Affiliate, Marlon "Chito" Vera.
chito knocked o'malleys bitch ass out coldTWICE
>>145383293A lot of people seem to have forgotten this
>>145383293No that didn’t happen, perhaps you should take your medicine
shawn mendes is still my boy
Abdulmanapping an absolutely atrocious Ankalaev on the *uran rn
>>145383323Literally who
just took a finnish ufc fighter on the finland
look at the cream on that, i'm gonna need some spoons for creams
LOOK AT DA FOOKIN MEWN
Dis fown really can not do it joostice
>>145383323Paynton Talbott is in contact with his bussy as we speak
>>145383504Hot
how do i start conversations with strangers?
>>145383576Enter DWCS
>>145383576Hello usually works for me.
>>145383199tesla robots coming soon
>>145383576Tell them that Madame Xneed has AGP
>>145383576Ask them a question they can answer
>>145383576get your mom to do it
>>145383576just say "favourite wmma fighter?"
>>145383576Say "YO!" loudly
>>145383576simply take advantage of the fact that people try their hardest to be polite
>>145382946Why do Scots counter brazzas but lose to most other groups?
topuria is a midget
>>145383681More like a mid git
>>145383576
How does one recover from getting heemed by the man with the least heems in the division?
Just how powerful is Kadyrov obese son?
>>145383695
Post khabibs feet
>>145383724You cropped out the best part
>>145383439Tobussy after his gaped crack is caulked, sealed, and spunked by his Movdaddy.
>>145383705Dustum has the power, but Ali is more precise, keeping Khamzat at the end of his jab
Peculiar little poofter that Khabib what compell
this nigga is a fennoswede i just know it
>>145383767Please lay off the old man poo we don't understand your chomonese.
What nobody understands is this will literally be Volkanovski's final shot at the title in his entire life. He's 36. Punished Volk will use literally everything on this one, and trust me Ilia fans, you don't want to see Volk at 100%.
>>145383766>fadeyikes. big haram
>>145383773No need for insults b
>>145383766"Humiliation ritual" is a buzzword but that's exactly what this is. Guy just has to sit there and be a punching bag for his dictator daddy's kids because if he fights back he'll be executed.
Some funny cunt in here said Khabib's head is filled with whimsical schemes all day and it cracks me up
>v-volk w-was a corpse that's the only reason volk got flatlined by El HEEMador >yeah never mind he went life and death with islam before the fight in a place where they are heavily known to drug and hinder fighters fighting muslims
>>145383773more like a fecalswede considering he changes dementia dookie diapers all day
The chomopig x madame xneed wipe collab will do numbers.
Nikita Krylov returns on November 16th
Khabib seems more like Pinky than the Brain who is obviously Rizvan
>>145383813He's cooking up a whimsical scheme here for sure
worst take i've seen in recent heemory was someone saying nikita krylov is a better win than thiago santos
If Ilia didn't heem Volk, Woolongong would've
>>145383576start like a 1000 conversations per day and one will stick
>>145383947
https://youtu.be/x56WNC9k-n0?si=AqdCShzyzFFg30hITOP DOG.
>>145383904>What are we doing today, Khabib?>Same thing we do every day, Usman...try to start the Jihad!
>>145383952Huh? Wollongongnese Warriors are under attack?
>>145383947Absolute peach of a career
Usdaddy is such a chad. BDStard's aren't ready for him to snatch Turdpoorrhea's soul and steal that midge's wife
>>145383984blud thought he was Hwoarang
>>145383996>bellator
>>145383996You'll never mention this shitter again if he get's knocked out. Absolutely no loyalty from you chaps who boy fighters for their religion.
Islam is going to ravage TURDpoopria
>>145383996>decisionates the bellator bumpoosman is a bbbbeast frfr
Ilia in critical condition, might not make it
>>145383984austen lane and waldo cortes-acosta look like the same nigga in the thumbnail
>>145382012>>145382079>Zatdaddy will shoot pozzedloadsSince I'm not a fag, I didn't know someone who shoots "poz loads" = someone who's already gay and has AIDs and is shooting coom into ass holes.... So zatdaddy bong is a Khamzat hater the entire time? Just trying to psyop the board into hating him? This is too schizo for me. A bit disappointing to be honest.
>>145384033They'll never fight because Islam is going up to 170Usdaddy will kick the manlet's block off though
Please can we stop talking about Islam vs Topuria? There's literally like 3 contenders at featherweight that will make it to the title before the last one fights for it
its crazy how volk almost beat islam but islam kills toporia without a question
>>145383439Imagine lightly scraping the Cream off Valentina Nappi with a Teaspoon. That would make me momentarily happy
>Since I'm not a fag, I didn't know someone who shoots "poz loads" = someone who's already gay and has AIDs and is shooting coom into ass holes.... So zatdaddy bong is a Khamzat hater the entire time? Just trying to psyop the board into hating him? This is too schizo for me. A bit disappointing to be honest.
>>145383966Fatbib is grumpy enough to be the Brain actually just somehow see Rizvan as the most intelligent of the bunch
>>145384044'D care to have intercourse with this brawny madame
>>145384061BDStards can only experience MMA through trying to figure out which fighter beats their most hated brazza
the only way to beat Islam is to catch him and knock him out in one punch and I don't think Turdlip has that in him
pakimongs can only experience MMA through homosexual fantasies
>>145384095Many are saying this
chael says he has reason to believe alex pereira will fight tom aspinall in january
Lets be real here. Micheal chandler would bounce turdpoo's litle pea head off the canvas
>>145383185No Khamzat is fighting for the title next and immediately retiring, faster than Khabib it seems. News just broke. Such a waste. kwab, even...https://youtu.be/mANJdODnyEQ?t=1683
I wonder what happens next
>>145384126Even more are saying this
>>145384146>he's only lost to 2 shitters and one good fighterWaow
guru is so retarded bruh, why would Volk getting KOed again by some other nigga than Topuria make things any better
>>145384131I'd love that, I liked him but he's getting smug
>>145384131Michael Chandler is a strange thing. He has the abilities to beat any fighter in the roster but is too dumb to have success at anything. On paper he should beat Islam and Charles bt in reality he'll get heemed again by Olives.
Topuria has no answer for "Dookie" Dan "The Hangman" Hooker
>>145383892another one of Paul Craigs victims
This perch isn't very good :(
>>145384196imagine jai herbert but better in every way and white. topora just shit his jocks
i don't even know anyone at 145 other than volk, Holloway, chinaman, Ortega, Lopez, Ige, Murphy who else? this weight class sucks get rid of it
Cut all the fighters
>>145384240AljaGOD
joaquin buckley eclipsed shavkat's signature win
bro knows Lerone Murphy
>>145384294he zeemed mr finland
>>145384280yeah but he got heemed by Kevin Holland while Shavkat intelligently hid himself away from Holland in a closet under a bunch of blankets
max lost like a bitch
>>145384048>ZatDaddy gonna KIDNAP you and is to SUCK your cock for DAYS while for you TIED UP! Then he going for to inject you with of VIAGRA AND SIT ON YOUR HARD COCK EVERY DAY BITCH AND AT HE END HE GIVE YOU ALL AIDS
why didn't rodolfo vieira get a ranking for finishing petrosyan in round 1 eight months ago
Marc Goddard should be stabbed>>145384310By a fluke if you can believe such a thing
>>145384294LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY MURRRRRRRPHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY
>>145384320pakimong really do be like that
you now remember grasso getting back to back flukes in championship fights despite getting wrestleraped by stenkchenko for probably 100 minutes total by now
>>145384320Our paki friend looks like that and says that.
Kek IC4 been filing redeem reports to the janman again>>145384312Most are saying this
Why do white muslims make chudcels seethe?
Rose vs Blanchfield. Who do you think the UFC wants to win?
>>145384382the fans' mengs
>>145384382Erin is as anti draw as a woman can be and Rose is shacked up with a white pa*i it's hard to say
>>145384320Isn't there somebody who sounds just like this here?
>>145384382doesn't matter because they both got shut down by fiorot who will be TKOing shev soon
>>145384373No one actually hates them, b. They're fun fighters, gay paki who shares his fantasies in this general aside. Shara had a great heem last card.
>>145384382shut up
>>145384421Talmbout our old chum?
>>145384382Rose
>Is Jones vs Miocic the fight of the year? :thinking_emoji: >3hr video of the worst fightshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfsp-1W19yA
>>145384424WDWTCH
>>145384436Just feels like I've seen that same manner of post on here a number of times already.
This was me. Watch K-1.
>>145384494?
>>145384373I don't think it's chuds. All the brazzas are trump fanatics, which is pretty gay. It's probably people who can't appreciate the art of grappling.
>>145384494Why they put his personal business out on blast like they're perfect or something?
>>145384520I watch K-1 and stuffed 15 eggs up my bum
superfight
>>145384539Why? What made you wanna do something like that?
>>145384584I watch K-1..
>>145384589Jack Taiwanese Boy and Gamrot Leaf (me)
>>145384594Yeah, why?
>>145383622i can work with this>>145383695kek
>>145384619Because I stuffed 15 eggs up my bum.
>>145384643Is that a regular hobby in the UK or is it only you lad?
>>145384643That part I get. What possesses you to watch that crap though?
I watch ONE but I don't watch K-1, or RIZIN
>Namajunas and Lewis at plus moneyhell yeah. this is a steal
>>145384672Only in Wales. >>145384679Once I started stuffing things up my bum I figured K-1 was the logical next step.
>>145384457It is the fight of the year potentially. Jones has a granit chin, Bulk Stipe has good wrestling and Jones can't heem. As much as I don't want to see this fight, it will probably end up being a good bloody 5 rounder.
>>145384718why couldn't colby do this?
>>145384711You ever regret your choice after?
>>145384718Good format can you do one with Bryce getting his bell rung by Emmett b
>>145384718This is the only good one you have made. The original one with Colby was much funnier
>>145384703womeme odds are always retarded
>>145384732Totally shattered his foot round 1, spent the next 5 rounds out striking him instead.
Freddy vs Schaub
>>145384740Afraid not due to the fact that Bryce is my boy and I would never utter one negative word about him.
>>145384718KWAB
>>145384783so he got a booboo and decided to do nothing for a whole fight against a champ with terrible wrestling? Guess he really is retarded now...
reminder to tip your heemtender
>>145384812He himself said he's cool with the knockout because it was so vicious/memeworthy and a hit like that would make anyone temporarily retarded hope this is enough rationalizing
>>145384827You sound kind of upset homie, what's up with you?
>>145384837Not the original BTW. The current poster is a less funny copycat
>>145384858I'm just confused as to how someone could fumble 3 title shots in a row
Imma beat yo ass nigga fr shieet
>>145384879You have AGP (autogynephilia)
>breaking newsHe's been that way since the day he was born
>>145384895You have IRD(Islam retardation disorder)
>>145384870Yeah what a loser
>>145384952
Madame loves spamming xer gay little unfunny memes doesn’t xhe.
We can go meme for meme>Fuck it we can go Sneed for Sneed
....
>YOU CANT EVEN READ!
First one was funny but you can stop now
AHHH FUCK
>>145385041Xhe’s not going to stop until xer AGP flare up is over.
We Europeans know what MUST be done
>>145385041I'll take your opinion into consideration, and let you know my decision.
>>145385059Madame Xneed must be hung, drawn and quartered for the spiritual health of society.
all that hype and for what?
you guys smell that?
max holloway would kick islam makhadevs fucking ass
what hype and literally who
(stupid fucking retarded post)(give me (You)s, PLEASE)
>M-MAH RIB! >OH LAWD MASSA, MAH RIYHBZ !!
Inside fish sticks, outside Brendan Schaub
>>145385083Yeah, go brush your fucking teeth right fucking now.
You know who deserves a title fight? Anybody whose last fight was getting viciously KO’d and losing the title.
could heem every1 itt sorry
>>145385139Not me!
could heem the meng of every1 itt sorry
>>145385167
Khabib owes me tax
Yeah you schaubbin nigguh...
39 days until Gane fights.
>Nooo not Kobe, not again oh mah lawdy why lawd why
>First and foremost I wanna thank my coaches and Jesus Christ for helping me beat Stipe. Without them this wouldn’t be possible.SOON
>>145385248Incest porn dialogue. Thanks for reminding me the opponent was Stipe.
Please lawd why ohhh no oh lawdy not our Kobe please, not Kobe anything but that! Ohhhh GOD, NOT AGAIN!!!!
>>145385301~CSO~
39 days until Gane dies!!!
39 days until Gane fuckin pulls out again
I haven't forgotten Kobe. Have you?
Who does /ourguy/ sean strickraped fight next now that it's clear he's not getting the title shot?
Actually great card
>>145385356His demons
I literally can't wait I'm envisioning Jon's first proper KO over Stipe now Jones is a heavyweight
Confirmed: Guru will be in Tom Aspinall's corner next time he fights.
Hey Gane good news, Aspinall is ready for a quick turnaround. Looks like there's no reason to rematch Volkov again, so we went ahead and booked your title shot instead.>
>>145385359Fucking snoozer fuck pantoja sucks so bad he is boring to watch
Just two more days of locktober Ganecord sisters. We will endure!
>>145385339He was 18 months old, what is there to remember?
>>145385368Demons win by split decision
>>145385339Never seen someone virtue signal using an athletes dead kid. I WILL NEVER forget this baby I've never met!
>>145385359>nick diaz
I'll never forget lil Kobe. How bad his shit always smelled, lawd that shit stank so bad. Yo legacy lives on with me, I'll fight in your memory Kobe. In honor of how you sat around sitting and drinking milk all day.
Felder really thought max was winning that fight while commentating lmao get this man some glasses and sunscreen
Gane cannot fight Tom he is busy starring in the remake of Andrei Rublev
Madame Xneed is extra nippy that they don't have another child to try to groom.
There will never be another Kobe.
>>145385582'Fraid that doesn't stop you from gooning to him in between beagle blowjobs.
>>145385533now would you say that to his face?
Chandler said he was naming his next Hap Kobe in honor of Kobe
Madame just dropped a huge bloody steatorrhea lump on her skateboard in honour of Kobe
>>145385513Why does ngannou draw virtue signalers so much? Because he stood up to the evil meanie dana?
>>145385655He bravely left his family behind in Africa to be homeless and live on handouts in France. No matter how many times he was (rightfully) caught and sent back home.
>>145385625Nice pedo stache
Heeminder: Paul Felder TKOed Charles Oliveira
>>145385655His story is interesting so pompous journalists that wish they were writing novels but tricked themselves into "liking" MMA love to romanticize him.
>>145385690You wouldn't say that to him as he's assaulting a child in a dark alleyway
Madame wants some Ngannou nougat methinks before they play dress up at the dog park methinks.
>>145385711He said it was nice tbf
imagine Ngannou as a dog
imagine Ngannou as a monkey
>>145385339RIP
I've come to realize that all good fighters have beards in this day and age
>>145385730Imagine him as a helicopter
>>145385744Way ahead of you.
we will never forget Kobe, whoever the fuck that is
>>145385768basketball player b
>>145385730You just triggered steatorrhea sissy's AGP (autogynephilia) and made her DDP (dirty diaper panties) messier I fear.
>>145385749Gane is as clean shaven as a baby
>>145385730Xneed just spunked his booty shorts
>>145385768Some rapper apparently
>>145385787*her/their
you guys are weird
gds
>>145385784yeah
Filters going crazy rn, hope I'm not missing any quality posts.
>>145385817Sooo you're wrong
autoganephilia
>>145385829
Your son Kobe, whatever happened there
>>145385800The steatorrhea sufferer of south Florida is opening stubs just to seethe I fear
>filters the posts>opens it to goon and finger their steatorrheaussy>fellates French bulldogs Call that a Xneed moment
>>145385688How many times was he caught and sent back? I thought French ppl love illegal african immigrants
>>145385870Their daily AGP induced meltdown sadly.
Nicholau got cut and you fucking faggots are still bickering about this offtopic shit
Covington? He's probably doing just fine, with all those millions of dollars he got paid to headline Madison Square Garden and other sold out arenas. Plus of course the Welterweight Championship he won in 2018.
Ngannou birthed Colby Covington out of his asshole like the rhino scene in Ace Ventura 2
glad i have no idea wtf is going on itt
>>145385928Talmbout Madameus Xneedolau? She got cut for having AGP unfortunately.
>>145385822Under the "Filtering" section of your settings, uncheck the "Stubs" box.
>>145385966Madame only uses filters as a bussy tease before her dog dick goon sesh.
>>145385956Looks like spammy is having another meltdown.
>>145385966You don’t understand, she wants to look at the posts. The filtering is actually a way for her to interact with them more because the suspense of opening stubs stimulates her bullying/humiliation fetish
>>145385938Colblacked got his jaw rearranged by BBC like Pozzedtaker
>>145386024Alright, time to log off heem.com
>>145385966How else will I keep score?
Madame loves the attention.
Wait wasn't Nicolau ranked in the top 10 why cut him
Someone tell Bruce buffer no one wants to smell that old man breathe and have old man saliva on them before a fight
we're like...the end of evolution maaaanhahaha
OHHHHHHHHH
Gott mit uns
>>145386060>he's ranked so he shouldn't get cutretard logic, ranked fighters should be under more scrutiny
We’re making Israel great again
>>145386055She loves her fazza's spankings more thoughbeit.
>>145386102>Happy DadColbottom had a bussy baby?
>>145386060I don't even know, he only lost to good fighters and had some pretty entertaining wins. Sucks
>>145386118Fraid so, its name is Usman jr.
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merab dvalishvili has no girlfriend or wife at the age of 33
>Heemposting is like a stockmarket
DEVASTATING news redit, THE mateisiiussu nicolua was cutOHH NOOOO
Madame's AGP is like a stockmarket
>>145386187>Trans-jordan What are its preferred pronouns?
>>145386211Merab is a pimp why would he need one. Hoes are hoes
merab is proof that braincels are overrated
holy fuck hes still obsessed with Sneed there's like 100 hidden posts
>>145386212Pakibong and Sneed make me wanna short heem
Angela Hill.
>>145386274talmbout madame xneed? i hear xhe has agp
how do we not have the technology yet to zap these dweebs into the meta octagon and let them fight it out for real instead of having simultaneous meltdowns day after day
>>145386274>nooo stop bullying my chomocord buddies No such luck I’m ‘fraid my Chinadian friend
>>145386277What the hell did I do?
>>145386321Rape children
The chomocord is in tatters like Pozzedtaker's colblacked Robussy and jaw
sneed is a bigger draw than an entire apex card
>>145386321Rape dogs
>>145386312xneed vs pakibong headlining ufc virtual-1 while goon compilations are blasted across the metasphere? xamn
>>145386339What?
whats with the obsession with sex with dogswhere'd that come from
This all could've been avoided if Lady Xneed just kept xer AGP to xerself
>>145386312I think if Sneed gets an hold of an meth pipe pre fight a la stevia and Dan Quinn he would kill every British "man" hear
FACT: Madame Xneed in the middle of one of her methed out sissy hypno goon seshes posted gay porn asking for "Spammy"
>>145386380Sneed is currently evading a site wide ban for CP
>>145386321You touched me
>>145386380You rape children by grooming them on Grindr. You post your bloody bussy nudes to teenage boys.
sissy hypno vs plain old homosexual bamhole inspection who wins
>>145386417Factual post.
>>145386414Buddy I unironically pick myself over everyone I've ever seen post here. I've had actual street fights and do extreme sports.
The estrogen is off the charts in this thread. Lets do better next one ye?
>>145386451Bamhole inspection is 1-0 vs sissy hypno (Khabib vs McGregor), Dricus can make it 1-1 if he beats Khamzat
>>145386469Riding your steatorrhea skateboard to pick up teenage boys isn't extreme.
>>145386438is this true
>>145386473I will raise my test with some extreme sportshahahaha
Whizzing about on an electric skateboard to meet trannies and meth dealers is not an extreme sport Madame.
>>145386469Holy shit, actual street fights?
Extreme sports**riding a skateboard
>>145386469Sucking off dogs and homeless men for meth is not an extreme sport
>>145386491Factual.
We call her Madame Xneed because she’s so Xtreme
Getting assaulted for being transexual is not a street fight, Ms. Xneed, you were the victim of a hate crime.
>>145386503Oxnard bitch.
>>145386497holy shit
>>145386497matter of perspective really
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>>145386551She enjoyed getting her ussy prolapsed thoughbeitnot.
>>145386546Xhe doesn't use she/her pronouns.
>>145386584
make the thread
Make the next thread in /xs/
>>145386584Ohohoho hihihihi hehehehe huhuhuhi
>>145386804/xs/ - extreme steatorrhea
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