AHHHH FUCK
shit thread
>When she hit you with that hawk tuah
>>145386640We are finally back, Ruffy bros
>M-MAH RIYBZ!!
>>145386691This is the real reason grounded kicks should be allowed and the UFC must adopt them if it wishes to stay relevant.
>>145386836Yeah because there's such brutal competition.
>>145386688Madame is so high on meth and Spaniel semen xhe posted in /box/
Robelus despagne has been fired, hopefully he goes to karate combat he could be their hw champ Also he Is a tkd fighter so it fits
Reminder that no matter how much money ngooboo makes he can never bring his son back from the dead :) L bozo
Abdulmonap Tapturo
>>145386990karate combat has takedowns and gnphe'd have to fight in a superheavyweight division btw idk if they even have one yet
Despaigne bros...
Who the fuck is despaigne?
>NOOOOOOOO WHY DO THESE HECKIN WHITE MUSLIMS KEEP KILLING OUR BEST BROWNOIDS O ALGO
>>145386903UFC robbed your favourite fighter of the last of his prime years and turned him into a laughing stock.
Reminder that no matter how much meth Madame smokes xhe can never cure xer autogynephilia :) L bozo
>let me keep spamming the strickCHAD pic MAYBE someone will finally give me a (you)
>>145386691>BeGayGay
>>145387279That one is more of a strickgaped pick
That's PCP, angel dust, Sherman Helmsley, love boat, ashy larry.
What did I miss?
>>145387265*or depression *or pancreatitis induced steatorrhea*or necrosing skin*or drug addiction*or zoophilia*or pedophilia *or being gaped by fazza
>>145387244Is that so.
Reminder that ngannous son is STILL DEAD
>>145387279Why so SERIOUS?! Ahaha no I kid I kid.
>>145387351Why is Jon on Netflix? What did I miss?
We gon fine out sadaday nite
>looking at the next couple of events for quality matchups >mfw
Bro named his son kobe and expected him not to die. Atleast now his son can be in hell along with Kobe Bryant
big muslim salikov in the islam makachev
>>145387351Kek
Reminder that Madame Xneed STILL has Autogynephilia.
Madame is extra salty she doesn't have another child to groom.
>>145387446Why would a baby go to hell?
Colby got his jaw broken, fought four rounds.Shittaker didn't get his jaw broken, tapped instantly.Levels.
we cannot allow ourselves to be misguided by them, watch K-1.
I masturbate as a form of public safety. If I didn't tone down my virileness, I'd be heeming you anons IRL.
I wanna watch a video of Conor McGregor trying to drop in a halfpipe on a skateboard
>>145387496N-not a Jew!
>>145387496Also I’m trans btw
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>145387520Thats right.
What MMA fighters are with Kamala? It's probably easier to come out as a homo than a democrat in this subculture.
>>145387519Well now I do too.
FACT: Madame Xneed is evading permaban for posting CP
>>145387371Good.
>>145387486Colby and Stipe are all I have left...
>>145387496>watch K-1.
>>145387551Bautista
When I masturbate its like bleeding an cyst...an cyst of rage. It is an medical procedure. We are not the same.
>>145387336When Sean thinks about the spanking and spunking his father gave him does he feel pain or shameful pleasure? Maybe Madame can enlighten us on the experience
*to the tune of don't lie stipe* don't die kobe
>>145387626
>>145387599With pakibong it's like popping a pimple.
Stipe/Jon will be the last American heavyweight champion. The future belongs to us.
ONEKarate CombatTOP DOGBKFCRIZINUFCThis is what we watch here.
>enters the thread
>>145387626IIRC Strickraped didn't wear dirty diaper panties that splashed shit everywhere when his fazza gaped & raped him.
>>145387699I watch Shooto and Pancrase, because I'm not a fucking cazzie.
>>145387716Racism +5
I watch K-1 because I am a European Ubersoldaten.
>>145387699Yes If I'm very bored see above no, I do not watch that crap here Yes Yes
>>145387469Black.
>>145387716
>k1 level striking>sprawl and brawl>6 months tddif you don't recognize these terms, you are too new to post here. Find another place to post.
>>145387807
Strickchad
>>145387842I've been here since like 2016 and I don't know any of these.
>>145387699>ONE>Karate Combat>TOP DOG>BKFC>RIZIN>UFC: Fight nights All incel tier garbage. We watch only main cards of UFC PPVs
>>145387865This.
>>145387699We only watch ufc crap here.
>>145387844I'm finna flying knee yo ass back to red-dit with that zesty ass gif no cap my nigga.
Wow, you started watching MMA at the peak of McGregor's popularity! You must be a genius!
Strickland's trans gf sucked the dawg out of him. Sad
>>145387905
I simply prefer elite striking instead of roly poly judische swine goyvision
>>1453878746 month TDD is when you do 6 months of camp for the same wrestler only to get taken down and mutilated in 0.02 seconds
>>145387874>>145387930>yea bro, I've been here since UFC 205get the fuck off my board
>>145387699jobless cuckold>>145387741has a blacked subscription>>145387880normal nigga who has gone outside>>145387901me but on a vpn
>>145387962You watch UFC every weekend.
(((heem)))
Heh, only 9 years of following this hobby? You have no idea about all this relevant pre-2016 mma wisdom I have accumulated.
>>145387948Be nice that's Madame Xneed's brazza-sister
Reminder: Aspinall is not a Bong. He belongs to Poland.
>UFC 205 was 6 weeks ago
>the elite striking
FACT: Tom Aspinall was born and raised in England to English parents.
>>145388029You can memorize BJ Penn's wikipedia all you want, but you will never know him as a fighter.
>>145387391Jon, Gane and GSP are in a new netflix movie. It's a french mma movie in the rocky knockoff genre. They each have cameos with the main character, playing themselves. Looks like a bad ufc video game's story mode.
If your dad didn't beat you after losing money on Shane Carwin then you aren't a real heemster.
trvth nuke: im tom aspinall on a vpn
Imagine what Stipe will do to Jones
>>145388068My condolences.
>>145387930>>145387968I've been watching MMA since Silva/Franklin. I've been here since 2016, and I've been on 4chan since 2009. I am 31 years old my hobbies include reading and video games. My favorite fighters are Robert Whittaker and Stipe Miocic.
If your fazza didn't spank and gape your dirty diaper panties you're not a real Xneedster
>>145388088Kek
>>145388096Mumble that he's a great fighter after Jon finishes him?
Old ass niggas been following mma since 1996 yet i could still heem every single one of them with 1 left hook, impressive.
What's your favorite heem passtime? For me it's going on the SFW r/femboy subreddit and clicking on users profiles to see how big their mengs are
Having watched too much oldhead MMA dulls your eyetest by making you think bums like Chud liddell were any good
mom is gonna FREAK
>>145388095Is ourguy sergei going to beat the fat nog
>>145388141I could press you against the cage for 5 minutes at a time until onlookers ruled the fight in my favor.
>>145388117>My favorite fighters are Robert Whittaker and Stipe Miocicno true MMA fan would pick these guys. You exposed yourself. Try out /r/mma. It's more your speed.
K-1 is subjectively and objectively better than ufc
After November 16, no one will believe Jon Jones can beat Tom Aspinall.
>>145388096not as bad as what ngannous sons brain did to him lmfao
>My favorite fighters are Robert Whittaker and Stipe Miocic.
Fact: before McGregor the ufc was on the same wdwtch tier as that crap you pretend to like.
What's your pet peeve when it comes to commentary? Mine is when they call every lead hook a check hook.
>>145388181>pulls down my pants>puts my cock in you mouthwhat now
>>145388190Why not?
I can just say the phrase "when he was with the Marinovich brothers" and real ones will know exactly what I'm talking about. The rest of you niggas head to google.
Jones would wrestlefuck and submit Asspinal in 1 round>but muh br*tish wrestlingLolLmao.
After November 16th Tom Aspinal will join Colby Covington as "Former Interim Champ"
>>145388183Miocic is great, I don't understand how anyone could not like him. Whittaker's toughness was brought into question on sattaday night, but that doesn't take away his already great fights.
I only rate K-1 strikers
>>145388190>After November 16thEveryone will formally refer to this contest as "THE Fight."
OH HE'S HURT
>>145388249because he'll be promoted to undisputed
>>145388088>These Conor teen fan boys don't know nothing about Shane Carwin.
>jones goes for a taketown>gets a lightning hook to the temple and diesyeah, im thinkin based and true
>>145388228*Lands a low kick*He is already moving that leg funny Look at the bruise on the legs*Hardly visible redness on the leg*
I'm seeing a bunch of viral tiktoks of zoomers sent into depression after seeing Max get knocked out.
>>145388295Talmbout Schaub's brother b?
>>145388292Whatever helps you sleep at night retard.
you dont get it man islam HAS to fight this undersized featherweight, i know he just did that but it's different this time, this guy punches really fricken hard.
>>145388322Based.
>>145388282Ilia is submitting islam
>>145388355*sissy bottom subbing to
>>145388228"Oh man this looks tight!"*slips out*
Bet life savings on Jon Jones type shit
>>145388088Shane Carwin? The guy that got his head beat into mush by Schaub in training?
>>145388349And you see THIS time the featherweight will win but if he doesn’t we get to post “Islam only fights featherweight bums” so it’s a win-win
>>145388384i want to see islam fight arman so he can lose
>Covington was briefly linked to a title unification bout with the then champion Tyron Woodley on September 8, 2018, at UFC 228.[41] However, Covington was unable to compete on that date due to recent nasal surgery. As a result, UFC officials turned their attention to arranging a bout between Woodley and Darren Till to fill the headlining spot. In turn, promotional officials indicated on July 24 that Covington would be stripped of the Interim UFC Welterweight Championship, once the bout between Woodley and Till took place.[42][43]
>>145388421Didn’t he already beat that guy
>shane carwinthe original aspinallhttps://old.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/7es7lo/shane_carwin_here_ama_about_me_and_bellator/
finna get heemed b
You don't see a lot of belly to belly suplexes in MMA. Curious. I think that will become the meta in 2026.
>>145388429yeah and arman's about to beat him again
i know this doo did NOT just post reddit shit on heem.com
>>145388466chills...
>>145388282No.........
You're gonna feel dumb as hell when you learn what the word "Interim" means.
>>145388465i know of this one, that's it
>>145386691mate that is a solid fucking heem
Josh Thompson vs Gilbert Malendez, now that was a trilogy
>>145388554Thomson*
BDS sissys congregating for their hourly humiliation goon sesh
>>145388607ok have fun dont tell us about it
>>145386691is this sengoku?
>>145388607>sissysAbdul........
You ever just read what you type and go, "damn I'm a fucking loser".
OHHHHHHHHHH
In the UFC even the greatest fighters can be subject to an physicality inferior man. All fighters are subservient to Hans and Khamzat is subservient to Khadyrov. What good is it having lethal martial arts if you can be made powerless irregardless? Food for thought.
which begs the question, just how good is Kamaru Usman?
>>145388651no to both
the rolling thunder flushed max
Which fighter(s) have you personally seen get knocked out the most?For me it has to be Overeem. This brother has gotten knocked out too many times for me to even state.
Is it true that all BDS sissies are really gooby fans who still haven't gotten over the embarrassing irish sissy beatdown KhaGOAT laid out?
>>145388728James Vick
>>145388683Khamzat could heem Khadyrov if he wanted to. The other is not true.
>>145388728Liddell
>>145388607They that Fartman Shartukyan next spanking and spunking from his Slamdaddy is approaching
>>145388722>max gets to leave his stool normally between rounds>they drop gaethje from the jumbotron each timeseems completely unfair, typical corrupt pooFC shenanigans
>>145388722KINO
>>145388795impressive level of ESL
>>145388895Extra salty loads? Slamdaddy specialty.
illlia very publicly ducked paddy
in their primes schiltsefoaertshariovereembonjanskyhoosthugmusashicrocoplebannerhuntsakiall heem every single ufc fighter ever
El HEEMador coming soon to theaters near you
bryce mitchell after drinking an emergen-c schools ilia
>>145388934what if they got taken down though
>>145388934I’m thinking Zatdaddy in 1 for all these turds
>>145388934many of these scrubs were heemed stiff by middling ufc talent in their primes however
Turdporias claim to fame is gettting beat up by a flushed can for 5 minutes then winning by lucky TKO over someone slamdaddy solved twice.
Ratlip wakes up in night terrors remembering what a 5'5" Dilbert did to him
Topuria's claim to fame is hiding a turd in his upper lip for safe keeping
*heems you stiff without spilling his tea*Levels
>>145388087>mc is a ugly mutt goblin Dropped
You done bud?
All rat faced dagistani rat-human hybrids are terrified of striking
>>145388651Sometimes I feel this way seeing what anons posts yet i am still in these threads.
I am European just like Peter Aerts
>>145389208AGP
>All rat faced dagistani rat-human hyb- *clitty leakage erupts*
>>145389342haha funny abe lincoln
Been another long productive day for you huh? Better get some rest, you don't wanna be tired at work tomorrow lmao
This dood thought max would win.
I WANT THE EASIEST FIGHT IN THE DIVISION. I WANT DAN HOOKER
>>145389319A gaped pedo? 'Fraid that's Madame in a nutshell.
Drinking a Modelo because I have the fighting spirit
>>145389524What was she thinking at this moment?
>my crush refollowed her ex on instagram
juif spooked lmao
>>145389442I don't live in England, remember?
>>145389524
>Mosaver evolv allah snackbar Lmaoooo you simply will never be a drawl or get a title fight with a terrorist name like that in the UFC
>>145388934overeem couldn’t heem doezntstrike lol
What MMA fighter should I dress up as for Halloween? I don't want to be too cazzie, but I also don't want to have to explain it at every house I trick-or-treat at.
>>145389543/heem/ is a Miller Highlife community.
4g LMAO
Feeling like Schaubshart may lose to Turdhammed
>>145389619Craving your Movdaddy's Ingush ickies, Madam?
>>145389590Nobody gives a fuck where you live dude.
>>145389642No we're not. BudLight is the OFFICIAL beer of the UFC therefor that's the only beer I'm allowed to consume.
>>145388282>round 1 of 3
>>145389481me the post right after him
Shots firedBaal ritual confirmed https://youtu.be/JDAnOABzW4I?si=NdcQQyus074atIhV
Has any UFC fighter used Like That as their walkout yet?
>>145389648Ha, that guy doesn't have 5G frequencies shooting through his grey matter 24/7
>>145389682Get your story straight Madame.
>>145389709Kek based.
We drink Forged Irish Stout around these parts you absolute faggots
>>145389751Why does raul rojas jr look asian?
>>145389731Because he cant afford it
>>145389741>Lady Xneed>straightImpossible I'm afraid.
>>145388934>schiltTHE 26-14 MMA fighter who went to kickboxing because it was easier and effortlessly dominated those bums?
Are you a Beltran Bull or a Big Dan Deacon
>>145389792I love 5G, its so cool
>>145389780He doesn't? You mean Moreno? There's several asian immigrants, some have been in Mexico since before the Mexican revolution
>>145389816Neither. I respect above all Big John McSmarty, the man who literally wrote the rules.
Feels good that i don't have to afford a vpn to be allowed to pay to watch ufc.
Ilia said it's on sight if he see caner mcbalder he is fucked
dana really missed out not booking dean/mccarthy for ufc 300
Shame Zabit retired, he would have heemed Topuria
Fighters should be fined for each foul they commit and that money should go directly to the refs.
>guess I found out.
remember when ufc 300 was almost ruined by wmma because i sure as fuck do
rizin
>>145389851He got asian eyes
>>145390004Warnings to very light touches are ok but they should immediately deduct a point if it's a hard fould (as in the damage is significant) and immediate disqualification if even a warning is needed after one foul.
>>145390004The cage should be electrified
>>145390061Kek based bums.
K-1
>>145390003He would only if it was a 1-rounder and Ilia couldn't throw hands.
>>145387962Why is belal a giant spider????
Is this "Ari Emanuel top ranking mossad agent" in the room with us sweaty
>>145390241yes
volumes
>>145390286Belal refused to flinch.Leon refused to win.
>>145390145You're quaking because you know it's true
KWAB
belal wouldnt strike
Whittaker was never good. There I said what everyone in the room was thinking.He's been dining off those Romero fights for years when the reality is he actually lost the 2nd one but no one likes to talk about it.Dana didn't want Yoel to be champion that's why he cut him.
>>145390286I know $100 haircuts and those are not it lmao hold this L for not having a crispy barber
you can really tell when a broke reddit bitch is in the room when he starts bragging about one hundred whole dollars
men shouldnt be bragging about haircuts at all imo, rich or poor
K-1 slags mog ufc hogs
5 seconds.It only took 5 seconds for Chadlia to completely erase max out of the history books.
brazzas i ate too much pidza and drank too much soda
Who was the other fighter that got agh muh ribbed recently I already forgot
>>145390651poolland
>>145390583>you now realize this was topuria giving him his only chance in the fight to win
>>145390617finnish moment
>>145390563Those were beautiful sequences of pure art by two beautiful men of you were to make a ratlip and islam compilation it would be two men fighting like rats for the last piece of cheese
>>145390563
>>145390651was it the kick that went right in dudes internals behind ribs and they kept trying to call it a low blow even tho it clearly wasnt
>>145390563DDTurd in the Aspintoilet
>>145390651It was a woman fighter, she got heemed by an up-kick, I think it was Aldana
>>145390814my fw champ :)
>>145390885I wondee how big her penis is aha
anyone see that khabib anti-usury ad? wild shit b
>>145390885when I see this tumbnail I always think he has a dildo in his mouth
jamahal won but most fail to understand why
>>145390693i big burped and now feel good
>>145390969alcohol is the devil's dildo for your soul
>>145390583Find me a bigger championship story loss I'll wait
Whenever I think of Ilia that song from the intro of Narcos goes right with the thought
Jamawl would heem Ankaturd fr
>>145390992Defiance in the face of adversity.GODmal.
Ankalaev should have to face Hill, Jiri, and rematch Krylov before he gets a title shot, we haven't seen enough from him
>>145391113I hope they never fight because i don't know whom id want to lose more and I don't want to root for neither.
jamahawghalal only lost because he stunted on his bro and that gave him some bad juju, jamahog in terms with his brother is a problem for anyone in the division
the real boogeyman of the ufc
Cheeseburger sounds good
>>145391395faggot
>>145391452You don't mean that
>Hold up Erb... I'm finna show you somethin b...
>>145391452https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)
Adderall script gets refilled tomorrow
>>145391523Too retarded to focus up b?
>>145391507Offal meatballs? Sounds disgusting
>>145390350Then what happened after?
>>145391610Belal became Champion
>>145391610Poor blawl. Is this a worse story loss for him than Peeon had against nate?
>>145388645indeed
>>145391610All this proved is that Leon would’ve won if he actually tried
>>145391686Sadly, yes
Chito would’ve won if he triedLeon would’ve won if he triedO’Malley would’ve won if he tried (wasn’t so terrified of the takedown)
>>145391686nah because he was the underdog and that he called that Leon Corner would be freaking out in between the fourth and fifth
>>145391686way fucking more. at that point nate just wanted the money and didnt(still doesnt)care anymore.
>>145391724unfortunately Leon much like Bruno Silva and Ankalev has a severe case of being a heartlet
>>145391724Leon has all the physical gift needed to be an elite 170 pounder, Belal only has cardio as an asset even with all the drugs in the world.What made the difference betwen them is that Belal is a grinder that never gives up, always works hard and smart to make the perfect gamepan for every opponant and doesn't stop until he wins. Leon on the other hands coast and often stops trying mid fight.Simply put Belal is a winner and Leon is a loser.
>>145391874>>145391931Literally all he had to do was not back up to the fence but he’s incapable of that for some unknown reason
>>1453920141. He was being backed up by Belal's Canelo tier boxing2. He's a huge bitch
https://youtu.be/j58ywPp9PZw?si=WrwlcnANfSPxs2WDbetter days…
>>145392014Most fighters are borderline retards. if you are the one moving forward in the fight there is a 90% chance you will win but fighters will just be retards and give up ground.
So what the hell was up with spammy today?
max beats topuria at 155
>>145392217Maybe, he sure as hell lost at 145 thought
>>145392176Madame Xneed? Xhe had a severe AGP (autogynephilia) flare up.
>>145392176Today?
Charles vs Chandler 2 as a title eliminator is beyond grim
There’s no need to reply to yourself Lady Xneed.
Kwab, he's still going
Me? I'm here all the time because I'm a cool chad.Him? He's here all the time because he's a lame virgin.
>>145392360isn’t spammy an american on a vpn
>>145392255allegedly. I wasn't at the event myself so the footage could be ai generated as far as I'm concerned
can you 2 fags just get a room or something?
>>145392421/heem/ is just a really big room
Madame is finally learning to accept xerself
>>145390992Why is his body so flabby?
I punched a wall a year ago and my knuckle still hurt from time to time. can't imagine how fucked up heemers hands are
>>145392580That's nothing, I punched my truck and it took over a year before my knuckle stopped hurting. Was probably broken I would have to guess.
I punched a wall a year ago and heemed it and now I don't have a wall shit is NOT cash
>>145392615That's nothing, I punched my truck now I don't have a truck anymore.
Stop lying Madame, we all know you punched your mom and xisters.
I just can't care about heems anymore b all my boys are old and busted no cap
>>145392747That sucks
>Tfw I'll never get my dream fight of Max vs Tony
>>145392824Max is probably moving to lw and they are both flushed so is possible.
What about me Conor, I'm from Lafayette too so whats that make me then?
>schaub hasnt spoken at a rallyuhh big brown bros?
Alexander "The Great" Volkanovski
Jacare Souza
>>145392824Tony ducked the interim fight because his manager was shady or something
just heard trump and harris both agreed to be on schaubs podcast a week after the election
"Ruthless" Robbie Lawler
Is there a more overated fighter than Cody Garvland? One good win, against a favorable stylistic matchup, only to lose every relevent fight afterward, but since he hit some dance move mid fight casuals from all around the world think of this as an amazing performance.
>>145393260You just exposed yourself casual
Ghetto Hillbilly
>>145393217extremely based
>>145393146Heard Kamala walgged Schaub to his trugg. Tawlmbout Hawk tua b?
>>145387486>doordash_for_shavkat.webm
>canadian posting twixxer cap that moon runeswhatup
Is there anything more pathetic than being a Schaub hater?
who is schaub voting for? need to know before i vote
>>145393398Schaub will learn who was running for election this year on an episode of Rogans Fight Companion, probably some time late 2026.
You guys ever see Schaubs house? Its inceridble. And his wife is very hot too. Respectfully.
Image of a white European man
schaub is a fag with lip fillers
Who revved PF Changcord?
>>145393430and yet he's a cheater
>>145393445Fuck you faggot Ill make you eat an pear slice with an month of my smegma spread thickly over it
>>145393481He's a rich famous alpha male stud and professional athlete who whips lambos and souped up TRX monster trucks around LA. Of course he's slanging dick bappa, would be weird if he wasn't.
Why was it called "The fighter and The kid" when Callen was never a fighter?
>>145393481Nothing wrong with a successful man getting some side.
>>145393518This. He earned that by being in the top 1% of men worldwide, and his girl understands this.
Strickland went from getting btfo'd by Alex to becoming champion with a 3-win fight streak in 14 months. Is there a faster turnaround in UFC history?
>>145393548Doesn't really count since he blatantly took a dive against Periera.
Dana seething francis has two toothbrushes now
>>145393614He's keeping Kobe's toothbrush?
>>145393614so do I
I didn’t realize that two Kadyrov’s sons were cornering Khamzat in the last fight. Can’t Khamzat say no to him just once or twice?
Francis Ngannou raped his son to death
just heard some very disturbing news from Helwani...
>>145393659There’s a special place in hell for you
>>145393677right next to Ngannou hopefully
Ufc canada this week. Hopefully canadian fighters go 0-7 again
>>145393646They were making sure the little rat doesn't pass of any tips to feds since he can't be trusted after already being a parasite in 3 different countries
>>145393677Don't shoot the messenger
>>145387496>>145387530okay. k-1 obsession starting to make a lot more sense.
>>145393659it is weird he had a 'secret' son. what did he have to hide?
>>145393725Probably the rape
Islam may ko Topuria. I can just see it
>>145393398Most likely Schaub is voting Harris to stick it to Joe for ruining his LHW career plans as well as for stealing his jokes.
Oh LAWDY, NO PLEASE NOT KOBE!! GOD PLEASE NOT AGAIN WWHYYY OOOOH WHY GOD, WHY DID YA HAVE TO TAKE KOBE?!?
anyone know if i can link my savings account to my paypal account to buy shit online
>>145393260Topuria would be shitting himself if he fought Prime Garbrandt 2.0
Hats off to ratlip for at least having some sort of guilt in knowing he was just being a free loading nafri
>>145393737I remember your flag. You also said you saw Max destroying Ilia...
>>145393769Yeah we all saw round 1, so what?
>>145393751you can
SMIFFMIFF
>>145393769I'm not the only khazak here
>>145393751You can not
pls don not forget kobe
>>145393774lol max got body slammed and dropped rnd 1
>GSP POV
>>145393796>Kobe beating soijakkin God at basketball Why are Christians so blasphemous and Haram to their own God??
I dedicate this ground and pound TKO to my dead son Kobe
A hecking bodyslam??
>>145393833god and kobe are cheering as niggubu caves in the back of ferreira's skull!
>>145390563genuinely could not script this. it's a miracle. we've been saved.
diaz was about to beat aaron rodgers oops i mean gsp
>*Stares in autism*
God and Hitler are cheering from heaven as Francis watches the life drain from his little retard-baby's eyes day by day until the spark of life is snuffed completely out.
>gets the ftm surgery
cory sandhagen will never win another professional fight
cory sandhagen will win every professional fight
>>145393875You couldn't convince me I wouldn't win a fight against this subhuman. This dude looks like he still struggles with his times tables 6 or higher.
>>145393858mr finland in the co main
>Good job Ngubu! You beat Renan! The guy who Tom's weakest training partner ragdolled and gnp finished in the first round! THE KING IS BACK! lmao
If you put a gun to his head and asked Islam what's 49÷7 by god you'd have to pull the trigger that motherfucker would look at you with a face as blank and empty as a cow.
>>145393922Renan instantly heemed the one man to properly beat AssPainall
>>145393961Renan is a complete fucking can.
umar vs iliaevloev vs iliaislam vs iliakhabib wept
>pfl
>>145393922>Tom's weakest training partnerMartin Buday is training with Tom now kekif he becomes a world beater you'll know why
Tom would lose to Jon, it’s the truth. Jon is blessed by God. Tom’s best supporter is an atheist neet who talks to a camera for a living and gets on a high horse
jon jones please stop posting
>>145394106>Jon is blessed by Godhomosexuals don't get blessed by GodTom himself is a Christian.
ilia chops jon jones down with body shots
>>145393922Renan vs Robelis Despaigne would be a fun pfl fight.
>>145394117God gives his best soldiers his hardest challenges. Tom has lived a relatively good life as an average guy (over 6’4 with god tier reflexes for his size). He would be disfavored in the matchup due to karma
Tom got one of those video editors that have to insert shitty memes every 5 seconds
>>145394154despair will heem renan and miraculously heem francis, burning dana yet again
>>145394158Tom was a little guy as a kid and a very late bloomer>karmaDo you even hear yourself b we're talking about jon jones here
2024 jon jones cant beat 2024 anthony smith. or even brendan schaub. yeah, i fuckin mean it too.
the simple fact of the matter is if Jon thought he could beat Tom he would be fighting him and not Stipe.
>>145394179Jon was raped as a kid which is why he is blessed with good karma
KEK
>>145394154
if young metro dont trust you im finna heem ya
>Congratulations, Tom. But there are still levels...
tom heems
levels don't exist
For me it’s volumes
absolute volumes
>>145394226question for the boomers, was it really like this when they tried to make bisping vs gsp?
https://youtu.be/5OUP_Z3iZPs?si=Chs2UOMNGRoQfFJPPost walkout songs
Reckon when Jon confirms his retirement to the media on fight week the spergs will finally believe it?
>>145394302https://youtu.be/vR0Vxwfy_PA
>>145394302https://youtu.be/t7IPcgksDQM?si=5HyDMD8CwzFr3_N8
in all seriousness though, in a slightly different timeline, ilia becomes ufc heavyweight champion by throwing haymakers at cormier's liver while bouncing backward like a rabbit escaping a dog
illia topuria vs dave mundell cross promo super fight. now THAT is a fucking banger event.
>>145394285I started watching around that time. It really was similar in that people really wanted to see Rob vs Bisping after the two romero fights. And the GSP vs Bisping was rumored to happen then it was off then it was supposed to happen and no one cared. But then it was a good fight.
me after logging into heem
>>145394302https://youtu.be/X1wTdFSYK9c?si=LHztGdPMzd-sBT9LJiri is a retard
me after loggin into heem
me
Dana just confirmed it
>>145388095who?
Belel should be cut
awww hell NO
man dana looked so healthy
what compels a man to take hgh?
>>145394535inferiority complex
got a feeling sharta vs costa is next
my 3 dreads fused into 1 with 3 tendrils
>>145394595cut your hair and take a shower you disgusting cretin
>>145394595
simply chop away at his legs and avoid getting backed up against the cage
Will we see someone get 12-6 heemed this weekend?
GET OUT OF THERE MAXGET OUT OF TH-
>ilia is visibly a raging machine>dricus is a psychopath monsterdeepangergods kill flowstatecels
>>145394682Had Black Country Banger actually knew how to follow through with his hook instead of snapping it back to himself like how bum gyms teach, he’d have heemed Ilia right then and there
a new era of champions, who've figured out that a dogfight is the most successful option, when you're the bigger dog
His Excellency, GOAT for Life, Undefeated Undisputed LHW and HW Champion of the World, Baptised, Mister Jonathan Dwight Jones, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the MMA in the UFC in General and America in Particular
Garth
New 'jak just dropped
reaper of reapers, striker of stricklands, bender of stylebenders
Ruiner of things cases many such
>>145394812Get your own gimmick.
Grower of gates, silencer of goofs, denier of morons, reminder of legalities, slapper of wife, lover of Conor hater of Oscar, baldest of head pinkest of skin, flee-er of Boston, teacher of boxercise>>145394817Gimmick?
>>145394460bully b beats your favorite fighter whoever that vagina is
you know who manlets resent more than a tall man? a slightly taller manletthat's why merbitch hates umarGOD who is slightly taller
I FAIT EVERYONEI KEEL EVERYONE
>>145394809can he beat khamzat tho
total sean woodson death
>>145394859the theory is that grapplers are dricus kryptonite... but i disagree. if he's smart enough to avoid fatal mistakes in his striking despite how incredibly sloppy he can get, he should be smart enough to avoid a fatal grappling mistake with khamzat on him. and at that point it's only a matter of time before khamzat loses steam as dricus relentlessly pushes on at the same pace. i can only assume khamzat will start to noticeably fade within 15 minutes and not survive 2 more rounds.
>>145394874against someone who pushes pace as much as dricus does i think khamzat is fully gassed by the end of the second and dies in the 4th, assuming dricus doesnt get his head twisted off round 1dricus is also definitely going to be the strongest person khamzat has fought
it's been almost two (2) full years since hap and ace had a hot meal. the most profound story win of conor's career
this gorilla will thrash and flail until the bitter end. i'm not saying it's impossible but i wouldn't want to be the guy whose gameplan is to ragdoll him.
>>145394946kinda racist to call an African a gorilla desu
Holloways fighting style leaned a lot on his chin. Can he adjust or does he lose confidence now that he got heemed?
>>145394805
schaub
belal should be cut
belal should bulk, like nigga should fight niggas his own size lmao
Ankalaev is a retarded looking bed shitter who will be in PFL by 2027
I gotta confess guys I don't watch mma guru anymore. He fell off. Bedtime mma is better
>>145395036finally someone saying what everybody's thinking
>>145395128Bedtime usually has better standalone videos by far because it’s usually a fun subject, whereas Guru’s standalone videos recently have become drama and moralfagging. But when it comes to livestreams Guru is the best MMA YT by far.
>>145395135bruh
belal muhammad has been stripped of his ufc welterweight title (speculation)
Belal should be stripped and cut.
>>145395200this but add merab and aljo and adesanya and mario bautista
I can't wait for Jon retire so that the only American champion left will be a guy named Muhammad
>>145395200That's a bit barbaric
Belal should be drawn and quartered.
Marc Goddard should be tarred and feathered
>>145395135should have been ank (and b'lah)
>just put me in coach, i'm ready.
Oh fuck mate, me ACL! Its gone it's fucking wrecked mate, it's over.
>>145395241I guess it shows that if you take initiative and believe in yourself, you can make it
>>145395254Shut the fok up
Belal should
>>145395261Make me
>>145395264
>>145395266I thawlt we were playing luke and bisping
Big or small Randy Jackson is always a weird looking individual
walker vs guskov is going to end in a pure comedy double knockout
The only reason Khamzat won is because Rob had teeth. Let them run it back now and see what happens.
>Ngannou's kid is burning in hell with his namesake Sad
>>145395362Whats his kids name, jesus?
>>145386691Right, they always say they want to keep fights true but in the street two men will never get up from between eachother legs hot and sweaty without at least one of them having an ouchie. Otherwise that's just a Nuru massage
>>145394986Don't jak Tom
>>145394946He has fight IQ which is absolutely the rarest quality a fighter can have, so I'm optimistic about his chances
>He has fight IQ
See? Fight iq is so rare even fans don't know what it is
>>145395279What about Randy Brown?
yo is anyone gonna bake a new one or sumth?
>>145395382Lmfao you moist dudewipe™
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>>145395417I can only ever think of Bisping speaking "patois" to him
