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Halloween Party Edition

/hoc/vious: >>145388473
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gary
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dscus
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>>145397430
My culture is not your Halloween costume
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COqQOfH-2sM

My goriller :(
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>will smith 0 points still
not jiggy
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>>145397448
RIP Ukraine
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>>145397449
>canes
>stars
shit list, what's to discuss?
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>>145397449
kitties and stars are cup contenders but the rest of the list is shit
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i don't have a good feeling about this thread
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>>145397449
Reasonable top three
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hammering the nucks/devils over tonight?
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bud raped raped bitch on april 17 2022
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>>145397541
what are they eating pekka?
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>>145397517
because it's spooky?
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>>145397544
read the fucking article to find out
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what's the spookiest nhl game of all time
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>>145397580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ghAlHUTFt0
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>>145397544
I see a pastry that's usually eaten during a holiday that's in february...
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>>145397593
That looks delicious
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my wingies lose tonight :(
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>>145397591
td garden sucks
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>>145397643
a bit dramatic really
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BOO
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>>145397643
https://youtu.be/ypot3CYECwE?feature=shared&t=3
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>>145397643
penalty box built by bob's
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>>145397580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6zTanGRDsg
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My penguins ):
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>>145397663
Don't scare me like that
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>>145397580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L0_LGblKGk
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>>145397449
*is the regular season analytics darling every year because his team takes a million useless perimeter shots*
*0-12 in the conference finals because his team can't score*
Problem, /hoc/?
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Oilers look pretty awful this year. Like I know their offseason wasn’t great but it’s worse than I expected.
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>>145397449
>penshits 24th
kek days really are numbered
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Incarcerated Bob says the Islanders need to trade Barzal
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>>145397820
crosby is never making playoffs again
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>>145397820
>>145397842
Just like my islanders
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there's a tornado outside
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Gary here, what do you guys think about having the refs dress up in spooky costumes for the games tomorrow?
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>>145397926
gary sends his regards
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>>145397926
There are no tornados in finland
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>McDavid out for three weeks

RIP IN RIPERONNI SOILERS
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Wait lindell owns jokerit?
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>>145397971
Dayum
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>>145397996
A part of it yeah
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>>145397926
Are you going to let him in?
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>>145397657
Need to be if you want to sue
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>>145397842
why didn't he just leave and go to colorado to play with mac?
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>>145398094
that'll happen when crosby's contract expires
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Moneypuck thinks the Finland games will be a split and so do I.
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>>145398106
he'll be 40 then, might not be good anymore
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game day flames fans
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>>145397971
SOIL6RS KWAB
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>>145397971
They're just pulling a vegas
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Time for another drink. The liquor gets you buy the shitter when you start the day with a Caesar.
Go Flames
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>>145398179
Are you all clinically insane?

Have you forgotten that this is a rebuild season? Nothing about the Flames last two games should be surprising unless you have had a traumatic brain injury that limits your ability to access memories further than 3 weeks back.

What an awesome first 5 and frankly 9 games of the season so far. We were broadly expected by everyone including fans of the franchise to bottom feed the whole 82 games of the season. The Flames had an incredible start to the season. That’s not what we expected, that’s not what anyone expected, and revising those expectations is a fools errand.

What we have seen are flashes of what this lineup can accomplish. We have learned that Wolf definitely has a shot at transferring his game to the NHL and being as dominant in this league as he has been in every other league that he has played in. A little bit of grace and understanding is going to make this season a lot easier for you to watch.

These are young players, they are going to try lots of fun and exciting things. When it works and everything is clicking we now know how good it looks, but the flip side of that is inexperience.There are going to be a lot of misses. There are going to be a lot of boneheaded plays, and massive mistakes. The plan is for the number of those errors to go down over time and for is to transition into a sustainability winning club.

I see some of you posting in the game day threads like the Canadian Armed Forces are losing territory to an invading force. This bipolar attitude towards the team is not going to do you any favours over the course of the season and could end up negatively affecting player/team development.
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>>145398248
https://streamable.com/j4n218
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Good sport shit league dead general.
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>>145398347
The league is ok
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>>145398248
Are posts like this real? I always assume theyre copy pastas from reddit.
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>>145398347
Thanks gary
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>>145398397
that league's not even playing right now
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>>145398397
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>>145398423
Yeah but why would they post it here if they've already... read it?
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>>145398504
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>>145398504
Wait that's what reddit means? Wow
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>>145398423
The habs just played two great games against the blues and flyers, bad games happen to good bad and mediocre teams, I think after the way the first two goals were scored (fluke deflections), and a few weak goals let I'm from Montembeault they kinda lost themselves, they did however have some bright moments, particularly after they went down 4-0 they really changed gears for the final 10 minutes of the period and took control of the game, unfortunately that didn't last for long.

The habs have Joel Armia in the top 6 right now, (not hating, but he's not a top 6 forward on any team), the players that are expected to be producing offense are effectively producing, the defense needs some work but I think Guhle will help that once he returns. Our two goalies have been inconsistent even regardless of the defensive plays, but it's only been a small sample size of games for them.

Laine will be back by mid November-December so I think the time to really judge how good the team is will be shortly after then.

Reminder that as of now the habs are 1 point out of a wildcard spot and 2 points out of 3rd in the division, not that it is particularly relevant 9 games into the season but I don't think it's time to hit the panic button.
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>>145398518
raped
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>>145398526
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>>145398583
Red·di. ˈa Munda-speaking migratory agricultural people of central India situated along the Godavari river in southeast Hyderabad.
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>>145397430
God I hate halloween and americans for exporting it to other countries.
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>>145398611
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>>145398629
Trying having sex once in your life
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>>145398629
Why, how do you usually celebrate Samhain in Finland? I agree, they don't do it right over here, to commercialized
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I was going to say something shitting on Finland but every export of theirs I like.
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>>145398661
>>145398676
I kneel corrected again.
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>>145398685
Not a fan of retards personally
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>>145398480
i've gone through both a kip and a rico phase since this movie came out
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>>145398701
Just teams run by them
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My parents never let be celebrate Halloween since it’s against Christianity. As a grown adult I see it for the commercialized pagan ritual it is.
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>>145398685
I know they put the same stuff we use to make batteries on black licorice, and I still don't feel like criticizing
>cause I know how fucking weird Americans are in retrospect
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>>145398716
Same
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>>145398722
You were raped by a fat weeb kwab
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>>145398685
we need to return to nokia phones
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>>145398769
>Things that when you tell about them no one believes
>face obviously shooped
Based 4D Nokia Advertizing
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>>145398763
Wait wait wait wait. Was THAT what the chilly Easter evening is all about? Some brain damaged retard trying really hard to be funny and chill got extremely butthurt when a fat autistic weeb raped him? And even two years later he still seethes about being a raped bitch?
KWARB
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Imagine being crippled for life over a breakfast burrito lmao
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Let's take a quick look at how Canada's goaltending is doing ahead of the 4 Nations tournament, shall we?
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>>145398825
Yikes. What’s America’s look like?
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>>145398825
I wanted to see Ullmark fight Binnington but they didn't
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>>145398848
Dustin wolf enough said
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>>145398825
Two cups zero starters
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>>145398848
Far superior
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>>145398872
Awooooooo
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>>145398881
Overrated shit
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>>145398881
Demko’s probably out of the question though right?
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>>145398919
Hellebuyck and Otter are better than any active Canadian goalie
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>>145398825
Guy on my B mens league team was offered a tryout
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>>145398848
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>>145398961
Heard The Sway Man was asking for $1.1M to play in the tourney
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>>145398981
Lmaoo
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Steelies are playing tonight
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>>145398950
an ahl rookie might be a legit choice for canada
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>>145398961
kek otter can’t win when it matters kwab
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>>145398981
jen
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>>145399093
Good thing this gay tourney doesn't matter
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>>145398961
so hellebuyck starts while otter sits on the bench
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>>145398998
>Got a lmaoo (you)
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>>145399129
kek dylans copium is showing early again kwab
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>>145399181
Are these new? I don't like'em
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>>145399181
These folk looking fruity
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>>145399181
Me on the right
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best front office, no cup
discuss
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>>145399256
apparently that wasn't an image
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My Bruins are in last place
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>>145399269
Devils front office sucks
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>>145399301
only in your division, calm your tits
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>>145399269
>detroit
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>>145399301
>lose their best player to the Canucks
>bruins take the Canucks trash and overpay for them
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>>145399269
>all this praise for stors management
>nothing to show for it
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>>145399341
canucks finally got their revenge
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>>145398919
>>145399093
>>145399147
>>145399347
Get a grip
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WTF happened!
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>>145399384
Dylan is worked kwab
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>A bit of recency bias here, but management has done an excellent job of finding undervalued talent off the scrap heap (Gustav Forsling, Carter Verhaeghe, Brandon Montour, Eetu Luostarinen, Oliver Ekman-Larsson, maybe Nate Schmidt, etc.) while also making aggressive trades,” one senior adviser said. “Overhauled the roster into a championship squad in a short period of time.
does this idiot being quoted know they traded Trocheck for Luostarinen
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curling's on
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>>145399417
That was Tallon's desperation move right before his canning, you can't put it on the Zito regime
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My Islanders are going to trade Barzal for like Ryan Hartman
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>>145399384
tell me more about how regular season success matters
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>>145399431
I'm not saying it's a good or bad more just to say they found him on the 'scrap heap' is retarded
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>>145399449
When your team misses the playoffs you can remind me why it doesn’t
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>>145399479
only need 42 wins to make the playoffs lmao
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Playing red dead
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>>145397489
>stars
>cup contenders
hey dylan how's it going on planet retard today bud
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>seething and samefagging again
Meds
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/!\ melty alert /!\
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>>145399450
Oh right I get what you mean, you're absolutely correct that he wasn't a Zito acquisition and good top6 center in Trocheck when healthy for a bunch of spare parts is certainly a bad value trade.
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Bwahaha another day of Dylan getting btfo kwab
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hey dylan what are you thoughts on this bud
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Sharksniggas, we are SO back.
Back to back wins, big comeback against the Clubbies POWERHOUSE, win over LA. Yup, can't get any better than this.
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>>145399269
>be sunbelt state without state income tax
>management rated the best
rmyt
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you're team is a poverty franchise if it isn't pictured here
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>>145399764
holy 3.66 billion dollars that must buy a LOT of stanley cups
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>>145399764
Based poors making them seethe
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>can't get any better than this.
let's agree to disagree
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https://d3data.sportico.com/NHLValuations/NHLValuationsList2024.html
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>>145399764
how are the kings that high?
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>>145399301
This is the year our bruins finally miss playoffs and begin rebuilding
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seattle kraken. that's it. that's the post.
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>>145399764
WHY IS UTAH ON YEARS UTAH WASN'T A TEAM????
someone was lazy and didn't want to program Arizona in there, that's why
>case solved
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>>145399764
I always found it strange the amount of reach Philly sports has.
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>>145399809
Buying Gretzky for $15M was a good move
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>>145399764
nucks seem undervalued but i guess all of those from capitals on down are in a tiny range
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>>145399956
Those numbers are inflated. It adds the value of new arenas which is why the oilers and islanders are so high.
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[Great News] knights play toknight
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>>145399764
Value is what someone is willing to pay for it. And no one is willing to shed out 2.4 billion dollaridoos for a team from dedmonton.
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>>145399956
Hongcouver is gook hellhole if anything they're overvalued.
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>>145400251
islanders and flames mentioned
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>scoreless draws
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>>145400232
Im sure somebody would shell out for a nationwide merchandise brand + hockey team that just went to the final
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>>145400251
that's a cute way of showing the oilers schedule
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>>145400370
i saw it on reddit
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>>145400251
That's my clubbies
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>>145400251
max cringe
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>>145400232
the sens went for 950 000 000 with an arena that needs to be replaced
the oilers new arena is worth 650 000 000
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>>145399764
The sharks are pathetic for an original 6 franchise
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>>145399764
This really only shows how stupid Leaf fans are to give that garbage team their money
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>>145400514
>you're stupid for watching hockey
????
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>>145400484
The Sharks ended slavery, they are a beloved institution in this country
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>>145400562
Islanders fans are based and boycotting their team for sucking.
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>>145400514
thanks gary, i'll be sure to tune out since my money isnt needed
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>>145400605
>islanders fans are based

https://youtu.be/gdz2vp3Kxn0?si=BUxOoDdOEAcpcd5s

They’re angry sad little human beings
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>vote with your wallet
>gary relocates your franchise
such is life for canadians
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>>145400514
leafs just beat the best team in hockey how are they garbage
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Saipabros we're so fucking back!
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>>145400688
/hoc/ is ilves territory
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>kills your poverty franchise
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>>145400769
This was the flames Stanley cup kwab
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europoors and amerifats, yuck
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>>145400855
speak english in canada
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>>145400901
worked no milly
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Oliver kylington getting the nod to suit up at forwards. Absolute weapon . Not many players are able to dominate in multiple positions. Calgary made a BIG mistake trying to take advantage of him
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>>145400901
no milly bitch kwab kek
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there is literally nothing wrong with no milly
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>>145400978
He can be the next Stu Bickel
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>>145400998
kwab dylan
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>>145400688
Raipe is our saviour
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Why are so many hockey journalists libruls, cuz they are canadian?
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>>145401229
because they're journalists
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>>145401274
Unlike our bud
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>>145401294
>no tickets
>no Noel
>no milly

KWAB
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>>145401350
Cope he has train tickets and he takes his Noel plushie with him which is more real than Noel will ever be
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Hey motherfucker u better shut ur fuckin mouth when u talk to me
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eastern conference conquers
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hold on let me check my notes to see when i asked
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>>145401294
he needs to focus on sending out more applications
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>>145400978
>be free agent repellant
>essentially try and black mail a free agents mental state and use up his good will by offering him a contract waaay under market value
>he walks
>publicly seethe
What was calgarys goal here?
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>>145400978
avs are straight up not having a good time at the present
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>looks at schedule
oh wow guess it's national SHIT games day
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>>145401657
No thats friday at 2
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*slurping cat stew*
>No thats friday at 2
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>>145401657
True I’m watching survivor again
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>>145401657
>boltZ vs aves
>debbies vs nucks
there are some decent games
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>>145401527
>What was calgarys goal here?
Send him to Colorado to ruin their team too.
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>>145401657
I'm interesting in seeing how the Wangs do against the Jets. They're going to lose without a doubt but they look like they are improving over the last three games.
Getting bootyblasted by a good team is a better indicator of sub-par performance in areas than getting bootyblasted by a shit team because the good team will expose every weakness.
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>>145401630
just like my red wings
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My Blue Jackies :)
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Can’t wait for the World Series, no luck puck for me
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>>145401722
Hey dylan saw you got btfo again today kwab
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>>145401734
True. Kylington draws
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Ross Colton is a bigger loss than Connor McDavid.
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>>145401727
Romebros we lost...
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>>145401884
Too bad that nigga’s name isn’t Colton Ross
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>>145400660
Sunbelters still don’t understand why Canadian teams can’t properly rebuild.
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islanderbros we're not going to lose to the teds right?
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>>145401956
Teds are very powerful around halloween because of all of the ghosts
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>>145401899
Sol chads won
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>>145398881
Helle
>system baby
Otter
>sutter rub
Demko
>broken
Swayman
>mental midget

Anyone else?
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>>145402050
Does Johnny's ghost count as too many men on the ice?
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>>145402064
Dustin wolf
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>>145402138
more like dustin pup
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another glorious knight of my knighties carrying the broship
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>>145401727
based, sierra is from my town
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>>145402205
checking those engelland digits
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The only "broship" that matters is the Non-LA West Coast Broship Alliance consisting of the Nuckies, Sharkies, Duckies, and potentially the Krakkies but their application hasn't been processed yet.
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There's going to be a lot of good posts on /hoc/ tonight
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There's going to be a lot of asking on /hoc/ tonight
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>>145402261
ducks aren't apex predators so they don't fit in the SCKA
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>>145401458
this is true. all teams farther west than the mississippi should fold and gary should make it illegal to show hockey in their time zones.
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>>145402335
So nobody will be here?
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>>145402337
canucks arent apex predators either, they are preyed on by jeets
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>>145402397
retard
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Nobody cares. Nobody asked. Nobody listens. Vote for Nobody.
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not voting is a vote for fascism
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>>145402264
I’ve been drafting elite posts all day
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>>145402337
Ducks are a part of the greater NLWCBA in which SCKA is a part of. SCKA aligned but not a full member.
In the same Vein the Kraken are not yet a full member of the NLWCBA but a member of the SCKA which puts them under partial NLWCBA membership but with a modified level of autonomy.
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>>145402493
not a fan of Nobody
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Broship is code for shit teams desu
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>>145402531
where do the clubbies land in the fray
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DROP THE PUCK, GARY
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>>145402526
When are the Rangers playing in MSG next time? I just want to make sure to stay away from that since it must be a nazi rally.
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>>145402531
kek no one wants Gaylord dylan in their broship KWAB
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>>145402570
retard
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>>145402547
Are they on the coast?
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>>145402493
Nobody is not a retard
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>>145402557
his interns got all the pucks in too deep again, we'll have to wait a while
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>>145402547
NLWCBA/SCKA allied due to Alliance ties during the Arizona years but drifting towards general neutrality.
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>>145402570
you live seven thousand miles away from new york city
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>>145402594
Source?
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Has a single Rangers player responded to the nazi allegations yet?
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>"That guy right there grabbing Mookie Betts' glove was my friend in college. He was on the ice hockey team, the club Arizona Wildcats ice hockey team, and let me tell you the whole hockey team was absolute maniacs. It was indescribable just how wild these guys ... animals," Gronkowski said

Does this down syndrome dude look like he could be a hockey player??
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There are too many miserable looking middle aged women at the park today
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>>145402594
3855.83 miles.
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>>145402690
good enough for an elite prospect's page
which is more than most smucks around here can boast
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>>145402690
That’s just what people from NYC look like
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>>145402823
Bud doesn’t
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>>145401657
maybe on planet retard
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>>145402730
they need the benis
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>>145402493
I voted for Kamala. It's a worthless vote in a literal retard deep red state, but hopefully voting on the local props helps.
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The Winnipeg Jets could go 82-0 in the regular season and I'd bet my life savings on whoever they faced in the first round.
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>rags
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You thought their best days were behind them?

You thought wrong.
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>>145402766
>Elite prospect
>Tier III
embarrassing 2bh
that's basically high school level
better not ever lace them up ever than be a low tier loser
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>>145403112
Probably a bottom 5 roster in the league. Terribly constructed team.
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>>145401734
see
>>145402873
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So >rags are basically Nazis? That's literally their home arena.
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>>145403131
>not trusting the Yzerplan

anon...
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>mcdavid out for 2-3 weeks
>"everyone else can step up now that he's out"
>"drai is about to enter god mode and carry this team"
>"this is the wakeup call this team needed"
>"as long as the oilers play .500 hockey while he's out we're good"
>"this is the kind of adversity this team has overcome time and time again"
How do oiler fans not overdose on copium?
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>>145402766
>college hockey
>arizona

HA
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Haven’t heard of this new team called the Nazis. They any good?
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>>145402579
KWAB
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>>145403145
ever been to edmonton? copium is all the city runs on
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I bought that weed vape last week and it lasted me exactly a week which was a lot longer than I thought it would and I've basically been high all day for a week so I went and bought two more.
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>>145402766
I’d post mine but I’m afraid you guys would find my LinkedIn
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weed vapes are for pussy numales who cant handle smoking
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>>145403294
i smoke cigarettes
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utah weed vapes
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>>145403151
>reaped the benefits of a previous rebuild just as it was concluding
>good branding, hot start
>leadership dazzled by memes, squandered loads of resources chasing shit that never worked
>got figured out
>second half of the season was a slow motion collapse with a humiliating end
>entire generation of fans pretended they never supported the team except some guys in argentina
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who's gonna win next tuesday? oakland seals or the new york islanders?
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>scoreless draw
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>>145403145
My coiler fan coworker, when I asked about it making small talk, said it was "the best thing that could have happened to this team".
>>
bud1
stephen1
04/17/22
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dylan lost
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>>145403432
>>145403476
Sad
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>>145403145
These are the same people who said that after the Skinner and Arvidsson signings that this was possibly the best group of forwards ever assembled in NHL history.
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>scoreless [1st]first intermission
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is there a leafs game
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>>145403400
He lied as naturally as he breathed
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Hello out there, we're on the air
It's 'Hockey Night' tonight
Tension grows, the whistle blows
And the puck goes down the ice
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>>145403588
No, so they'll be good and well-rested for tomorrow in Philly
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Flames Clubbies is the game to watch tonight
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Hockey belongs in the desert
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>>145403706
based
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>>145403706
it sure does, friend
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>>145403806
>laffs
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>>145403806
Nice.
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>>145403806
this nigga named lil jergens lol
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Gettin' raped on a chilly Sun
I fought Bud and Bud won
I fought Bud and Bud won
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>>145403806
based ngrier
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>>145403806
That's funny I was just listening to Kypreos and them on the radio saying how retarded it was that the laffs gave him a 3 million dollar contract and then don't even play him
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i want to fuck angel reese so bad bros
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I didn't ask
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happy halloween eve, bros
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>Asked Roy if when he came to Columbus as Avs goalie hearing the cannon go off would anger him. He jokingly said no because he never heard it. Only pitched shutouts here.
Islanders are getting shut out tonight
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>>145403868
Owari da
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>most dangerous draw in Cape Breton
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>>145403806
Sad
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>>145403949
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>>145403949
>beggars night
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ottawa charge
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>>145403806
Treleving fleeced once again. If you’re going to move him, Why would you not keep him till closer to the deadline. The RHD market goes nuclear every single time.
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>>145404000
Go Flames
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>scoreless draws
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>>145403072
American goaltending
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What’s the reason behind the brutal crowds in sunrise this year? They had legitimate buzz last 2 seasons and it looks like local interest fell off a cliff
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QUICK UPDATE

Sean Higgins is still a giant douchebag
>now back to ice hockey, already in progress
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>
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>>145404096
The face of a flames fanatic.
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A Public Service Announcement from Big Alcohol:

PLEASE DRINK


>responsibly
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F L A M E S
I
S
L
A
N
D
E
R
S
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wish someone would run over TRB
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>>145404178
girlfriendship
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TBG is my friend
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'usk
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>>145404218
ha ha look at him go
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The p̶l̶a̶y̶o̶f̶f̶s̶ regular season a̶r̶e̶ is better at Boston Pizza.
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ordered a $5 mcdouble meal deal and when they brought the order to my car it had a large fry inside instead of a small holy based
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>>145403952
They are still playing Holmstrom on the first line, no shit
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>>145404295
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>>145404295
they're trying to kill you
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>>145404278
highly interesting take
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>>145404300
1993
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>>145404302
Watashi?
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>scoreless draw in Ohio
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>islanders vs blue jackets
Jesus christ Gary you let this be the only game on for a half hour?
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>>145404333
Gary's not the president of scheduling, I am.
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not watching hockey until flames/clubbies and knight/kings
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>>145404363
You are utterly incompetent and should resign immediately
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good or bad for the sharks, /hoc/(pronounced hawk)?
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JACKETS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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JACKETS SCARRRRRRR
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my jackies
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Fucking Gary stealing our goals
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>the borough of my islanders
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>>145404478
>>145404483
>>145404495
gimi
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why are the wings playing crawling
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I support the Long Island nationalist movement fuck the american government
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>scoreless draw in Columbus
>>
I don't think Fanatics Sportsbook should be allowed to advertise on the Fanduel Sports Network
>>
no scar?
what did it get waved off for
im not watching rn
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>the city of Motor City
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>>145404587
I don't think any gambling advertisements should be allowed at all
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>>145404597
He was In the Blue Paint (I think they should have challenged because he was trying to get out)
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>>145404610
this
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oh, that's why the wings were playing crawling
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pack it in steve
the plan has failed
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Why did Toronto want to trade for benning?
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my wingies....
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Are there any Canadian provinces that will never be eligible for expansion or relocation of an NHL team?

I basically want them to be completely incapable of having a team in the NHL.
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>>145404687
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why are most of the games starting so late? fuck you gary
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>>145404703
world series is on
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>costa rica asked /hoc/ a question
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>>145404687
go away fernando you autistic retard
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>>145404711
>>145404710
The United States would be in shambles on Tuesday if Trump wins
>>
how bout you go find your father you brown retard
>>
hockey is NOT for everyone
>>
You don't say
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>>145404701
I want a Canadian province, but I hate the NHL

so I need a province of Canada that will never have a team in the NHL in any way
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>>145404751
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>>145404758
any of the maritime provinces or saskatchewan
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>>145404759
he didn't mean us, lad, calm your tits
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>>145404751
Do you know which Canadian province is ideal for the man who hates ice hockey?
>>145404687
>>
Jean-Luc Grand-Pierre was one of my favorite guys in NHL 2002 or whichever one of those I had because I did not know black people could also be French
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>>145404781
>I did not know black people could also be French
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>>145404781
american education
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/Hersch/
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>>145404769
the panthers are saskatchewan's team :3
>>
the detroit red wings
discuss
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>>145404708
cute :3
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>>145404889
not in the AM bro
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>>>/out/

>>>/out/

>>>/out/

>>>/out/
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>>145404908
>he's out
hahah
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>>145404889
i see, they have chosen, for halloween, to dress as clowns
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>>145404889
hammer throw is better than discuss
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>>145404889
better than the laffs
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>>145404908
Halloween is for morons
>>
>>145404769
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potential_National_Hockey_League_expansion#Saskatoon
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>>145404939
Just like my Penguins
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>>145404925
JEN
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>>145404939
holidays in general are for morons
>>
>>145404881
>>145404769
Which of the maritime provinces is the most ideal for the man who hates ice hockey and wants a province where the NHL can never come in any way?
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>>145404970
just like my islanders
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>>145404970
you must be fun at parties..
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>>145404962
that was 40 years ago
>>
stop replying to fernando you mongoloids
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>>145405017
parties are for morons
>>
>>145404881
uh no its definitely flames leafs oilers in that order
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>>145405037
I like how he changed his VPN this season.
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>>145404970
some of us like not waging
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>>145405035
I don't care about that
I just want a Canadian province that never gets to have a team in the NHL under any circumstances.

I don't care what province it is, I just want a Canadian province that never gets to have a team in the NHL.
>>
I hate waging but I hate being a NEET even more
>>
Starting to think the Yzerplan might be a scam lads.
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>he's just figuring that out now
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>>145405112
same :(
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>>145405135
I’m sorry but this team blows. Maybe it’s coaching, maybe it’s roster construction. But whatever it is, it’s not working. They are lucky to even have a respectable record because they’ve been outplayed in every single game and totally fail the eye test. Not even sure what the solution is at this point.
>>
>crowd boos in Detroit
Oof.
>>
boo this
>>
I just can't any more. I can't take another season of this nothing-but-dump team that is completely lacking in any imagination, passion, or energy for the game. I cannot express how disappointed I am in the Yzerman era. Skill and talent aside, the last thing I would expect from an Yzerman team, who played the game with so much intensity, is such a complete lack of passion for the game. I could never imagine Yzerman would tolerate that from his players and his coaching staff. Lalonde has got to go. And every game he stays just further proves Yzerman's inability to right this ship and unwillingness to make the hard calls necessary to do so.
>>
>>145405222
>>145405111
>>
Wow who would have thought that a team that missed the playoffs and got worse in the offseason would be shit?
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>>145405222
your tiny dick
>>
Guys it’s crazy to blame lalonde. Yzerman has said roster isn’t built to compete for the playoffs. 5 of his picks are on the team and only 2 are impact players.

With this roster construction is it really even fair to blame Lalonde? Really the haters should be after Yzerman.

It takes time to build a cup contender from the draft alone. Wait until the bad contracts like copp, chairot, holl, and petry are replaced with prospects. Then we can talk about competing.

Also, Cossa will save us.
>>
>>145405351
the only lalonde i like is kenzie lalonde
>>
I watch a lot of hockey. No matter what teams are playing, no matter the records. Detroits brand of hockey is so goddamn boring. “Low event” hockey is the most retarded strategy to go for as a coach.

Idk what fixes this but this team looks so bad. Even in their wins this year, just squeaking by on amazing goaltending. I know a lot of people said we may regress this year, but holy hell… every player on the team looks like complete shit. Isn’t Copp tied for the lead in goals? That’s an issue.
>>
ur mom busted in and said whats that noise
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>>145405410
just jerkin to my best porno mag
>>
bussin
>>
Barzal trade gonna hit like crack
>>
>>145405430
based
>>
>>145405410
>>145405438
I need an anti-hockey and anti-NHL province
>>145405111
>>145404687
>>
I love how we look even worse than we did last season and yet Gru is still our head coach. Once again we’ll be so close to the playoffs but miss it again and then he’ll get another season and we’ll have the same trash results with no change. I don’t know why Yzerman doesn’t look down the road and do what the Lions did bc if that franchise can do it then the Red Wings for sure can do it. Fire the Red Wings version of Matt Patricia please
>>
>>145405468
>Once again we’ll be so close to the playoffs
good joke
>>
>>145405445
Okay who is trading for Barzal now
>>
I cannot stand reading social media when the wings are losing, you guys are such idiots. You are silent when they’re winning but if they’re losing just nothing but fire this guy, cut this guy, trade this guy.
>>
>>145405438
fr fr
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>>145405533
utah
>>
This team nearly made the playoffs last season. Then we let key defenders walk, and made negligible tweaks that have, so far, made us look like a worse team than last year. There's plenty of time to turn it around, but this doesn't look like a team capable of making the post-season.

I just want to understand what exactly the Yzerplan is. I know the goal is to be perennial contenders and not just have a one-off, but we're basing that on a whole lot of assumptions about the talent in our pipeline. What happens if that doesn't pan out? And how long are we going to wait around to see if it does?

The roster structure is just so disjointed. The Copp and Compher contracts are terrible. The Petry contract is coming off, but it was terrible. I just want to get an idea of the path forward, but it's becoming harder and harder to see.
>>
>>145405612
why Utah and not a team like the Blackhawks or Red Wings?
>>
kwab'ing @ raped bitch
>>
>>145405629
>>145405612
Utah has lost all my respect as a state.
and the NHL team is to blame
>>
>>145405629
wings cant afford barzal

utah is 10x easier to make a trade work
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>>145405445
beniers for barzal
>>
didn't ask
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>For the 5th time in 10 games this season, the #Isles enter the third period with no goals.
Roy is gonna kill Lamoriello
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is this good
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>scoreless draw
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>>145405759
never been to the ghostbootsers garage
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>>145405759
>in all 3 of sorokins losses the team only scored a combined 1 goal
comical tbqhwy
>>
>>145405780
Soccer.
>>145405111
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>>145405727
benis for barzina
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>>145405786
Live by the goalie, die by the goalie
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Where my bolts at?
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my eagles :)
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>>145405792
:DDDD
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>>145405846
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>>145405760
All according to the Yzerplan
>>
soccer?
i hardly know her!
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>>145405888
Yes i like Soccer
>>145405111

Ice hockey is for morons
>>
I wonder if The Rizzler likes the rags or My Islanders more, bros
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>>145405812
Jax beach checking in
>>
Meanwhile at the planet retard embassy
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>>145405930
dont see how it would be the rangers if he's a mets fan
>>
Wait Kadri wrote a book???
>>
>>14539743
>>
>>145406077
yes its all about why he cross checked jake debrusk in the teeth
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So many shit teams, and Gary wants to add more?!
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>>145406121
He really tears into babcock
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>>145406132
The NHL can only support a maximum of 24 teams
>>
phil the thrill mentioned
>>
>>145406142
im not gonna lie, the idea is fine. it forces a level of camaraderie and unifies the players
its just extremely cuntish and retarded
>>
Tulsa Oilers
Saskatoon Blues
Montreal Islanders
Long Island Américains
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>>145406171
This is why I need a Canadian province where the NHL will never be able to get to in any way.
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>>145406170
Babcock is an asshole from putting Mitch on the spot like that
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>>145406170
hell yeah, nothing says camaraderie like a rookie explicitly stating which players he thinks are shit! vets love hearing that!
>>
>>145406216
yeah, thats the cuntish part. the fuck is with this divisive ass manipulator shit from babcock
>>
>>145406233
just forces them to battle more
>>
JACKETS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>
My Islanders are fucking shit.
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>>145406142
>how much shit a guy can take just for being an incredibly talented player
Oh, I get it now, Marner isn't just a shit player with an overinflatedego, he's shit on purpose so he won't get bullied.
>>
my blue jackets :)
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>>145406288
he's just like me for real
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>>145406170
t. neverskate neverplayedonateam
>>
april 17 2022
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>>145406336
wrong
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>>145406336
dont bother anon lel anyone who's played a single team sport can read that book excerpt and know just how fucked up it was

anyone saying otherwise is not even worth the bottom of my shoe
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>>145406472
Finnish goaltending is an upgrade from Bulgarian goaltending
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>>145406472
grim
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>anyone saying otherwise is not even worth the bottom of my shoe
what an odd thing to say
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>>145406472
has a cup window ever been slammed shut this quickly?
jen
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>>145406404
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>145406512
it's okay bro we just need six players back we just need nichuchkin to decide he loves the nhl more than cocaine we just need landeskog's leadership back on the ice we just need a few rookies to step up it's cool bro it's fine
>>
>>145406472
Playing the seventh defenseman on the third line is the new metagame
>>
>>145406472
a whole new realm of grim
>>
>islanders losing 1-0
>again

how are they so bad
>>
>>145406543
wonder if they're gonna try makar at center if shit keeps going like this

it's not like he's been great defensively so what's the downside
>>
>>145406472
mackinnon must be pissed
>>
can the next thread be hungry shrine maiden themed
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>>145406548
Only real additions was Duclair (hurt), and Tsyplakov (the only guy who drives play now).

Playing goaltending first can only get you so far
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I feel slightly less bad this intermission
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>>145406511
no one asked raped bitch
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>>145406472
lehk is back in a week, coke fiend back in ~2.5, colton is what 6-8 weeks or something? bit grim

better hope kahk is ready to save 40 shots a game
>>
>>145406472
surely kahkonen can't be worse than georgiev
>>
>>145406602
>>145406602
>>145406602
NEW
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>>145406588
>better hope kahk is ready to save 40 shots a game
well

lol
>>
>>145406614
real new
>>
Refs doing everything they can to try to stop the Jets momentum. Not gonna work though
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>>145404138
Omg you're terrible



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