digthefuckin
>>145417654Yzerman masterclass trade
>golden showersImagine losing to the Kongs
Blue Jackets
>>145417664nothing wrong with splitting even the series against a strong divisional rival
imagine losing to the bud
>>145417688>this cope kwab
The jets top line is the most used line in hockey and also the worst line in hockey.Why do we continue to force something that clearly doesn’t work?We saw that Ehlers-55-Vilardi was great last night and that Connor-Lowry-Perfetti was solid.Our defence badly needs an influx of talent and speed.Hoping Salomonsson is up for tomorrow’s game and Stanley is on waivers.Our first hiccup and hopefully Arniel makes the changes he said he would make all offseason
>>145417705Wow an actual /hoc/ strategy post and not just memeposting. Fuck Blake for trading away Vilardi and change for SHIT ASS DUBOIS FUCK YOU
Go Bruins!
>my team is shit and i believe my armchair coaching can fix itwow such riveting discussion
>>145417742Happy Diwali Samir
>finnish cuisine is just bread with some grassgrim
>>145417762Don't forget the fermented fish.
>>145417762The Stars team said they had salmon soup and reindeer. I’ve had both of those and they’re pretty tasty.
Morning Marner tore my asshole apart lads
>>145417785I'd try reindeer pizza
what is a good name for nu-sam
>>145417838sam sam
>>145417845he can revive the spike memes
>>145417838I think retard fits pretty well
ITS SNOWING
>crabs tards are saying Demidov will be making 15-25m a year thoughts?
Had a nightmare the NHL was a diluted dogshit league with 32 teams and plans to expand. Must be the halloween season
we have a halloween theme! :)
>>145417885I like it! :)
>>145417906mild the only non-pretenders in the league
>>145417906qrd on the blackhawks logo? why don't they use the original?
>>145417948they think it's racist
>>145417949raped
>>145417954which it is
_(ΦωΦ;)Ψ
>>145417972 Run away ~ (°□°)
>>145417966>>145417954bruh, doesn't feel like it's racist desuthey should be grateful their minority is represented like this instead.
>>145417983whats scarier october 31 or april 17 2022?
>>145417661>Tronna stank OUTbased Stevie
>>145417982>we raped your women, stole your lands and ruined your people>but we named a sports team after one of your leaders so you have no choice but to be grateful
About to make a couple of ham sandwiches
dressing up as bud tonight
>>145418011make sure to include cheese
It’s freezing outside, I’m at the point in my cold where my taste and smell are gone so I can’t even enjoy my coffee and I have to take my kids trick or treating tonight I’m so tired and the day has not even begun.
>>145417705Connor is best in nhl.
>>145417760If diwali means I do desi gash, send an invite.
>>145417867post pics
>people with children read /hoc/Question: how long until your kids are allowed to read /hoc/? have you figured that out yet? Is 'never' the answer?>oh god, they're not reading this right now are they
bud gon git cha
>>145418048I hope to keep them off the internet for as long as I possibly can.
Someone explain bud
>people raped by bud read /hoc/Question: how long until your bud is allowed to 1 /hoc/? has bud figured that out yet? Is 'always' the answer?>oh god, bud is 1'ing right now isn't he
>people who were raped by fat weebs read /hoc/Question: how long before you acknowledge your rape?>oh god, it feels chilly right now
>>145418020it's warm everywhere you sissy
>>145418067a result of what happens when you post about the team you cheer for too much
>>145418067bud raped raped bitch on april 17, 2022. bud is a fat weeb
>>145418078It’s 26 degrees outside
>>145418072>>145418074>>145418078>>145418079>>145418083I don't think I'll ever understand leafs
kek what a bud
>>145418020stay strong for your kids bro
>no good games today Sad
>>145418066so you've resorted to delusion; that must be comforting
>>145418102dont pretending like americans arent into schizoposting
so you've resorted to bud; that must be 1
The greatest player in all reality was Wayne Glensky
>>145418126mario lemieux, you mean.
raped bitch cant wait for that guys kids to get on the internet. chris hansen alert
greater than sign laffsgreater than sign rags
first snowflakes of the season
>>145418126>not posting Robert Gorr
>>145418134Dwayne Brenszky
>>145418102I'll never understand raped bitches on /hoc/
>>145418140and they're posting in this thread
>>145417948shit publication run by retards>>145417966>>145418000your face is racist
Happy Halloween, /hoc/...
what was your favourite halloween costume from your childhood? me? pirate.
good news: some games todaybad news: they're all shit
>>145418168happy halloween!
>>145418171thank you gary
>>145418168how do you cope with your rape by bud?
>>145418169I have a pirate costume to hand out candy in tonight
>>145418200based. i should go back to my pirate roots.
>>145418107soilers vs preds will bee a comedy
bud. it represents bud. bud is a fat weeb. he locked it.1. it represents won. bud raped raped bitch. he unlocked it
>>145418210
>>145418221why did you let stephen win
>>145418169I was a lion
Milly status?
I'm scared
>>145418211*nods respectively*
04/17/22 is the key to all this
>>145418140based I can't wait for snow
Which month do you normally tune in to hockey season?For me it’s like baseballIll start by watching 2 weeks before
>>145418233
>>145418267i never tune out
I'd wear a maid dress but I'm not a femboy
>>145418267For me its /hoctober/
>>145418279can you come by my place, it could use your attention
>getting word Lou has "tapped" Bud to be the next GM of the Islanders -E. Friedman
>>145418267when the whl preseason starts in septembernot that there's a lot to be excited about in reginabedard kinda fucked the rebuild
>>145418267Before playoffs***
>>145418267I start following hockey in October and start to tune out during January. I regain interest if my team makes playoffs
>>145418097that's a summer day bud
I start following bud in Easter and start to tune out during islanders elimination. I regain interest if bud rapes TRB
>>145418097It's 66 degrees here
>losing to the Kongs >losing every road game Very fraudulent behaviors indeed
>>145418267whenever pre-season hockey starts in Central Asia, I watch that like a man dying of thirst and it does the trick, I suppose.. not terribly good players, kinda like watching ladypuckGary's expansion and subsequent shortening of the off-season is also a bit of an amusement, cause it's definitely noticeable
>>145418407no one asked
>>145417654
I’m putting up my Christmas decorations tomorrow (nobody can stop me)
>>145418429your right as an American citizen
>>145418407so you watch Japanese hockey?
>>145418449he posts the score and pretends to watch
Here /hoc/
>>145418449A-league, they have a team based in Seoul>Anyang Ice Bear
>>145418475raped retard
>Watup dawg
>>145418473Thank you
Realistically, who can stop the Blue Jackets?
>>145418490why is he wearing what looks like a Maryland Terp letterman's jacket?
>ctrl f "raped": 11 resultskwab1
>>145418513Everyday until he learns
>>145418425jen
>>145418508GEEE I DON'T FUCKING KNOW ANON.MAYBE IT'S HALLOWEEN?????????????????????????
These are Craigs picks for team canada
>>145418540button is a literal 60 iq retard
>>145418526that's a great costume Mark is wearing then>totally thought he was a real dog there for a second
>>145418565rapedbud1
>>145418553Maybe the 50 iq retards who post here could learn a thing or two then
>>145418540where are chabot, ekblad, montour, parayko, pietrangelo, sanheim, walman and weegar?
>>145418138You are defying the 4cocks Halloween gimmick saaar.
>>145418540That is fucking grim, holy shit.
>>145418540And his forward picks
maybe barzal should get the fuck out of town it worked for patty lafontaine
>>145418694US bros i unironically think we got a shot this year
an insulin shot
>>145418553Button is a canadian pedo. But I repeat myself.
>>145418742hes american retard. but i repeat myself
but i repeat myself myself
jlmi
>pen(i)s >krakheads>craps >relocanes >blose >preds>shorks
>>145418540>>145418694Yeahh im thinking USA can beat this
>>145418540this is a joke right
>>145418694>5 of the top 6 are right hand shotsinteresting
Button's tenure as Flames general manager produced mixed results. While he was a guiding force for the Flames' primary development team Saint John Flames of the American Hockey League when they captured the Calder Cup championship in 2001, his moves for the Flames roster didn't have the same impact.Button put future Hall of Famer, Martin St. Louis on waivers, who left the team and signed with the Tampa Bay Lightning as a free agent.[4]Button also traded away promising young goaltender Jean-Sebastien Giguere to the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim in exchange for a second round pick in order to protect Fred Brathwaite in the 2000 NHL Expansion Draft.[5]Button later traded Marc Savard to the Atlanta Thrashers for Ruslan Zainullin, who never played a game in the NHL.[6]
>>145418749Pedos are always canadian. Button is a pedo. Ergo, Button is a canadian pedo. It's science.
Hyman isn't will never score a goal now that McDavid is out
When will spooky skeletersson show up?
>>145418817retards were overconfident in 2016 toothen team usa didnt win a single gamelmao
>>145418847Even stranger is that only 4 of these 13 shoot left.
>>145418694>old fogey linenot feeling it button
>>145418896> Button's tenure as Flames general manager produced mixed resultsWhat were the positive results
TONIGHT-UHHHHHIN THE MIDDLE OF THIS GENNY-UHHH
>>145418970they fired him
>>145418970He furthered garys agenda flawlessly
>>145418910Canada had a better roster in 2016.
My penguins ):
Clown… like penny wise the clown we all float down here
bos-car is a modern classic of hockey
72 game seasonhybrid ice sizesimple as
>>145419054like whom?
>>145419097Maybe on planet cock eater
>>145419097fraid no
>>145419165>Mark Stone >1992Bleak he looks like shit for his age.
>>145419097based
>>145419165ontario bros...
>>145419183what growing up in winnipeg does to a man
nova scotia mentioned :)
I'm ugly I tell ya on halloween /hoc/ gives ME candy!
>>145419219
>New Scotlandgrim
Can’t believe the flames lost kylington. Their loss is the avs gain
>>145419219Halifax might as well be Tronnah.
>>145419384better than the old scotland hahah>>145419422getting there
>>145419422is it falling apart that quickly?
Just bought dragon age so I won’t be watching hockey for awhile.
>>145419452https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phHRWr7bLM8
>>145419467>dragon ageGay but the bad kind. Should have gotten BG3 instead
>>145419452Halifax has been slowly going over all along. We're going to blow up the causeway and keep them out.
>>145419512very based
reminder that /hoc/ is a Christian general and we celebrate All Saints Day here
>>145419183Cro magnon genes
>>145419183His brother looks younger despite being two years older.
>>145419478Is anyplace safe in Canada?
Kino
>>145419581>looks youngerLol anon this mfer looks like he's in his mid 40s.
>>145419599It’s the lighting
>>145419599True but Mark Stone looks like he’s early 50s
>https://x.com/KaylaKnierim/status/1851825483341795742 imagine knowing that your fans are cheering for another sport's team
>>145419614no he doesnthe has some hair problems sure, but he doesnt like like a 50 year old
goalies are antiquated
>>145419673Yes he does
>>145419722retard
Why do hockey players have so much receding hairlines compared to other sports players
>>145419735How bad do you look for your age that you’d be in denial about this?
>>145419742I’m guessing the helmet
>>145419743post your hairline and let us judge against stone then
I'm logging off for the day. I'm simply too scared to continue posting.
>>145419792Kek oh no anon is your hairline like stones too lmao is that why you’re so butthurt? Sad
>>145419742white mans sport
>>145419817for someone so confident in himself you sure are unwilling to share your beauty with the rest of us
Lm@ing at that n-no you post when anon got asked to post his hairline
>>145419817post body
>>145419834I’m pointing out the obvious. Mark Stone looks old as fuck you’re coping because you’re probably balding in the same manner and thusly hypersensitive about it
>>145419855mark stone has bad hairyou are a retardi dont have to have bad hair to defend him
>>145419812your neighbors will have spookier decorations
>>145419863It’s a personal opinion there’s nothing to defend by being coping retard.
>>145419879i can disagree with your dumb opinion and call you a retard because you hold itretard
>>145419885So you think he looks young for his age?
Say what you want but one thing planet retard has is good hair
>>145419888he looks like a man in his late 30s with hair problems
>>145419896True, I think everyone in my family has good hair and we're all dumb as fuck
Im bald
>>145419898He looks 43 at the very youngest.
>>145419906and that is ok
>>145418694>Lafzased
>>145419909thank you for your concession
>>145419898Having bad hair/hair loss ages you by roughly a decade
>ME WAN MORE ICE TIME>ME WAN IT>MORE MORE MORE>GIVE GIVE GIVE>*does nothing*
>>145419928Retard
>>145419928which is why you usually see him with a hat on
>>145419936Sorry it’s true
>mark stone is 32well now I don't know how to feel.
>>145419998be happy you arent from manitoba
Good morning Krakheads, Krakaholics, Krakamaniacs, Krak enjoyers, Krak haters, Krak neutral, and all other Krak adjacent /hoc/ posters.
>>145419998He looks great for a 52 year old
>>145420015still waiting on your hair status
>>145420022Fully intact but everyone in my family has good hair so why wouldn’t it be. I don’t even have to ask yours based on how mad you are I’d say it’s pretty obvious the state of your head is grim.
>>145420035a photo of it would really help us
devils need to trade for jake evans
>>145420042Why would I want to help you jerk off to me?
>>145420060to dispel the notion that you are lying
>>145420069Alright homo
>>145420055debbies need to fucking off themselves
>>145420069Why would I be lying?
>>145419896maybe on planet retard
>>145420079sorry is this your first day? the photo must be timestamped
>Samir asking men to post body parts again
>>145420147you can post your hair to add to the baseline of men from manitoba samsam
>>145420147classic samir
>being so epically bald you go around demanding timestamped hairlines whenever objective baldness is merely pointed out
>Diwali, also called Deepavali, is the Hindu festival of lights, with variations celebrated in other Indian religions such as Jainism and Sikhism. It symbolises the spiritual victory of Dharma over Adharma, light over darkness, good over evil, and knowledge over ignorance.
>>145420079You’re handsome like Matty tkachuk
samir has got /hoc/ riled up again
I have a receding hairline and a baldspot at the centre of the top of my head. I’m only 24 I don’t want to shave my head :(
>>145420185i agreed that mark stone was bald, not sure what your problem is dominick
>>145420230Beautiful
>>145420209Thanks man
Posting pics of yourself is /mlb/ shit. Do better /hoc/.
>>145420322Im waiting for the bud reveal
new jomboy world series and hockey breakdowns just droppedhttps://youtu.be/-ql4zfow_V4https://youtu.be/i6okqJ2-pWkhttps://youtu.be/YzU5TlJ5zJ0
>>145420230based have fun tomorrow pekka! :)
>>145420193For me it's darkness, evil and ignorance
>>145419742stress and wearing a helmet all the time
>>145420338wasn't dr disrespect cancelled for sexting minors?
Penguins vs Islanders on Tuesday
>>145420322I'll post body on /hoc/ when I can bench 2.5pl8 and am <15% body fat
i'll post body on /hoc/ when i'm skinny and cute so mcdavid can beat off to me
>>145420230What’s the verdict before the series Stars or Kitties? I’m gonna say split because Gary is too cheap to put on a best of three series.
>>145420386ready for bud to 1
This guys videos are underratedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB_exSEZVpo
>>145420009
>>145420429sweep for our kittiesnot even close baby
>>145420429I’ll say Dallas I guess
>>145420500Retard
>>145420573We don’t sign our posts here bud
>>145420475thanks for sharing
A bitch at the bar the other day came up to me and starting asking me about my hobbies and shit. I'm passionate about hockey, I'm clearly a hockey fanatic as you can tell because I post in the world famous 4chan /sp/ general /hoc/ with other like minded individuals. I know men of sport are more likely to pull beautiful women and have loads of sex so I told the bitch I liked anime and video games so she would fuck off and leave me to ruminate on and analyze the failure of the Calgary Flames rebuild with no distractions, as any real man should do.
>>145420415sorry but mcdavid is only interested in 2d females (males)
Fuck this siteFuck captchasThis is not spamI am not bannedFrankfurt is here todayI hope we win
>>145420709Good luck Hans! Watch the finnbowl tomorrow
>>145420709/hoc/ is a n*zi free general and i'm afraid g*rmans aren't allowed here so i must ask you to leave
>>145420759But /hoc/ discusses draisaitl
>>145420759/hoc/ is for everyone, even nazis
>>145420808he's the exception
>>145420079Atrocious fit b
>>145420811_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
Under 7s team is here too!cute
>>145420079Is this not a picture of jonathan huberdeau with the eyes blurred out
>>145420875
>>145420874These kids would annihilate my sharkies.
Larry’s house of hockey
>>145417661Kane didn't like him so he told Yzerman to move on from him
/hoc/ is for straight white Christian men over 6', rest of you see yourselves out thanks
>>145420938Just like my Larry’s house of hockey
>>145420875it is
Damn they really need mcdavid to beat these teams
will mcgaykid ever recover
>>145420230grim
calgary won
>>145420976They’ll rush him back after losing the first 5-6 and make him worse
>>145421008and if they won tonight?
>>145420874I like it when local kids skate during intermissions :3
>>145420855why's he dating swayman? He could do way better
Annual reminder that Janne Ojanen is the real great 8
Rip my pants rip my shirtI'm gonna eat your mother for dessertI'm a werewolf baby here I comeI'm a werewolf baby what you say?!
Too many spooks playing and I'm not talking about the Johnny Hockeys
>>145420874I'd dangle those kids right out of their skates. They'd be to scared to even have ice in their soda, wouldn't even look at a stick until grade 8.
remember when the stars got bto by the oilers?KWAB
>>145421156yes daddy
Do you guys think jihadri actually matched into bab’s office and dressed him down or is it all postering bullshit?Frankly I have a hard time buying that considering how spiteful Babcock is and how he kept playing kadri
>>145421115>claps and cheers
>>145421004Is what I would say if they were able to sign offensive Dman/ defensive forwards Oliver kylington
>>145420429They'll split the series
>>145421170wasn't babcock's whole thing that he was a tyrant? claiming to be the only guy to stand up to him after the fact seems a little fake and gay to me
>>145421020They won’t
>>145421224He claimed bozak was with him. Still sounds like bullshit because even in his book he waffles between “omg leave marner ALONE” and “Babcock was actually a really good coach” he’s just covering his bases
Not goodLucky it's not 0:3 tbqhwyf
Happy Nevada Day bro's
>>145421256Also didn’t know that babs went to McGill uni and took psychology so good chance he was taught by some MKultra goon. Makes his hockey management make more sense .
>>145421293You can still come back
>>145421294That was last Friday
babcock is a good coach. he's just an asshole.
>>145421333Last Friday was when it was observed but today is the actual day :)
>>145421170I believe Kadri
blues flyers now that's a shit game thanks gary
>>145421333They celebrate different days on planet retard
>>145421339must be nice to have no school/work on halloween
>>145421357it was based as fuck when i was a kid for sure. i wonder what year they stopped getting halloween off and changed it to the friday before.
>>145421340Word is he had a bomb strapped to his chest when he confronted Babcock
How many millies does mcmeme have?
>>145421413sadly no milly
Nobody gives a fuck about millies
>>145421412at least he addressed palestine on instagram
>>145421338>babcock is a good coachSource?
Nobody is still tony though
>tiny conKWABOTY what is this like 6 years running?
>>145421340>>145421430The chad thing to do here would be to refuse and tell him that isn't what being a team is about.
>You don't deserve me.
Yet Monty still asked Bobcock for help when the bruins were about to be eliminated last year
Imagine what Bobcock would have found on Mcdavid's phone
>>145421509The phones, Monty. First, the phones. Yours too, you bald headed fuck.
>>145421517Mcgaykid would've forced him to admit in front of the whole team that the femininity of the penis is the deciding factor
>>145421551Truth
Video of jihadri defending marner in bab’s office https://youtu.be/RVbU1zYoq7w
>>145421518Babcock would have called Monty a bald alcoholic with too many DUIs
why the FUCK does everything save only as WEBP everywhere outside of 4channel.what fucking retard came up with this, i only hope he stubs his toe every single day.
>>145421338Sounds like he can coach well but has significant issues barring him from being a good coach.
>>145421567go back to /ftl/ you fucking faggot loser
>>145421340>>145421430I don’t think Babcock did anything wrong here.
>>145421684he made marner a locker room villain
fuck trunk or treaters those faggots are ruining halloween
>>145421699they haven't shown up yet
>>145421692What was the intended payoff? Just get marner off the team or did he actually think it was going to motivate marner and the other guys?
The S&P is collapsing :(
>>145421692Babcock probably recognized that Mitch was soft and needed some adversity to grow.
>>145421569google does, smaller file format then .png with transparency
>>145421724Sounds like he should have just sat him or played him on the 4th line. Turning the locker room against him is not something that can be reliably overcame.
>>145421567classic jihadri
I'm giving out starburst tonight
>>145421719Idk but facts are Kadri and Bozaks response was to coddle Marner and advocate for him like he’s a small retarded child and Marner in turn has grown up to be a stunted coddled child who disappears in the playoffs every year.
>>145421699so true. my church started doing this when i was a kid 25 years ago. my apartment gets zero (0) trick or treaters
>>145421293Last 10 minutes were good, unlucky the 2:2 was only on the postLesgo Ingo, win this game pls
>>145421766Sad
what time does team gay retards play tomorrow morning
Sometimes I give myself the creepsSometimes my mind plays tricks on me
>>145421794same. I get sad not seeing any kids
>>1454218192pm EST
>>145421814I'm giving out shit candy so I don't eat it
>>145421832ty
>getting blown out by the kang kongzEmbarrassing
>>145421800LET'S GO INGO!
>lolxd a regular season loss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1not quite as embarrassing as no milly KWAB
gn
>>145421895Nah it’s still pretty embarrassing KEK
>>145421912Hyvaa Yota pekka
Who is the Aaron Judge of chel, McDavid?
>>145421980Numale question
>before tax/delivery/tipamericans are making this shit up and gaslighting the whole world, it can't be real.
>>145421980>Top player that disappears in the playoffsAuston Matthews.
>>145421889
Halloween is the gayest holiday especially the whole pumpkins aspect i hate pumpkins so fucking much
>>145422014his tummy hort
>>145422042Have sex
>>145422025based
>>145422042Halloween is fun if you have friends
>>145422042>t. J T Miller
>>145422042>eggs your house
>>145421990A chipotle burrito with double meat, queso and guac is probably around $17 here (low cost of living chud area) but IMO that is a fairly disgusting thing to shove up your mouth hole compared to the proletarian $8 chicken and whatever burrito
>>145422042
The absolute state of Canadian goaltending only one in the whole league with an SV% over .900 right now.
Just got back from the grocery store. Halloween candy is already discounted. I bought a 50 piece box of Coffee Crisp/Kit Kat/Smarties/Aero and a 50 piece bad of Reese Cups, Reeses Pieces, Hershey Cookies and Crean, Whoppers and Oh Henry, both for half price. I'm not even handing any of it out.
To that one anon that asked I like being on a blue team over a red team but all the blue teams in this league are really fucking gay and all the red teams are cool so its a massive conflict of interests.If you're on a yellow team or orange team kill yourself immediately.
>>145422117based enjoy your candy. I'll go to CVS after the gym
there is nothing numale about me but go ahead and have a laugh faggot
>>145422117unironically going to go check my grocery store now
>>145422134Orange is the best tho. Just like my Statesmen
>there is nothing numale about me but go ahead and have a laugh faggot
hahah he put a soijak image next to a green text that quoted you implying you ae soijak
>>145422056We're going to overtime, babyFrankfurt with a penalty, so 4v3
>>145422117I wish I could eat chocolate like I used too. Now that amount would take me a month to eat. How long does it last you?
Im at the hockey gameat the the grocery storeim at the combination hockey game grocery store
Zibanejad and Elias PetterssonThe biggests busts this season are swedes. I'm not suprised.
>>145422232a couple of days
just saw a skellington walk down my street, bros
>>145422231good luck!
>>145422232I have a sweet tooth. I like some type of sugar after my dinner and to snack on at night. I bought these two big bags with the intention of not having to buy any more candy for the next month, but we'll see.
>>145422231me in the bottom right
holy shit guys, did you know theres actual literal panthers in florida? wtf? do they attack people?
>>145422324nobody skinny lives in the USA amerifat, nice try
>>145422231Fuck Frankfurtgood night lads
>>145422354you'll get 'em next time
Our Sennies :)
This year halloween fell on a weekendMe and geto boyz are trick-or-treatingRobbing little kids for bagsTill an old man got behind our assSo we speeded up the paceTook a look back and he was right before our faceHe'd be in for a squab' no doubtSo I swung and hit the nigga in his mouth
My Islanders lost this week and My Flames got bootyblasted by my Clubbies ;(
>>145422296
>>145422390>thursday>weekendwut?
had to hold off having my morning marner today because my costume, but managed to get it out in time
reporting live from planet retard>>145422390
i rubbed one out for johnny gaudreau today
>>145422410i literally choked laughing at that and almost died at my work desk
>>145422401wolf bros..... its
happy to be alive bros also based to the guy quoting ghetto boys and also go Flames
Dressing up as a hot girl this year haha just to see how people react haha i dont actually want to be a girl i just thought it would be hilarious haha imagine playing with your bobs and vagene lol i couldn't ever imagine
>>145422494i havent enjoyed a single day of my like past age 20im now 34
Tonight the Toronto Maple Leafs will be masquerading as an elite team.
For me, it's the Avian Bowl, the only game worth watching tonight.
is your team super?
blackhawks-sharks is a spooky matchup
Very SPOOKY games tonight. I wonder what tricks and treats Gary has in store for us tonight >:)
carried a very heavy bag today and it hurt my finger. the skin stings when i touch stuff and bend it so i won't be able to play vidya before hokkei.life is truly nothing but suffering.
>>145422574you are the weak man creating hard times
who is buying this for me
>>145422574I’m sorry fren. I hope you recover quickly <3
>>145422599Is "high above the ice" a weed reference
Why don't they just use orange pucks tonight and paint them like jackolaterns lol
serious bros whats going on with the Flameswill they ever win again?
I've got king sized reese's for every /hoc/ trick or treater
>>145417661He's on-ice cancer. Best thing Yzerclown ever did was to get rid of that fag.
>>145421990Every meme about Americans is true
>>145422619I'm hearing Mantha to Colorado for a 4th.
>>145422470based, john would have appreciated that nut
>>145422619We just need more time bros, Gary has our back
Weak men create fun times
>>145422590that's not nice.>>145422609thank you. :3
>>145422622Trick or treat!
whats everyones costume tonight?
>>145422625That soft pusy Berggren is next.
Tonight the laffs are dressing up as a cup contending team.
>>145422677got my islanders jersey and my bucket hat ready to be bud
>>145422619True flamesbros know thats it's not actually if they'll ever win again, but if they ever score another goal again. Dead team walking
>>145422673Here you go fren
>>145422545If those are the "super" teams this year then I can't even imagine how grim the year is going to be.
>>145422706
>>145422042>Childless>Friendless>SexlessAll of the above, leafbro?
>>145422703based
>>145422726wtf that's me
>>145422708Gonna have to inspect these for anon to make sure there aren't any needles or razorblades anything in them
Why doesn’t huberdeau just adjust his playstyle?
>>145422706They should see what it would take to shake a guy like Oliver kylington loose. S they ended a guy like him
>>145422677I’m a pirate
This isn't a Halloween gimmick, ice is naturally this color in Kalamazoo
>>145422685>t. Uncle Fester
>>145422801yeah, a butt pirate
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>>145422808> t. Berrgren's paki husband
>>145422117went to two different stores and candy is NOT discounted yetof coursebecause it's not November 1st yetthings still work normally here in the US, unlike Canada
>>145422708Thanks :)
I'm going out as Darryl Sutter. Got the autistic q&a look down pat.
>>145422796Kylington was terrible for the avs
Any good games tonight?
>>145422902sharks-blackhawks
>>145422832Some store managers know how to move product
Kypreos says the Jets are going to get sold and relocated and that they are only selling 75% of tickets despite being in first place
>>145422953Looks like Gary got some good corn
>>145418425Why is it Leon?
Have to pass out candy tonight but I don’t think there are even 10 kids in my neighborhood anymore
>>145422976Jets have had a total cupcake schedule and will crash back to earth starting early November
>>145422953they also play in a minor league building. they should be always selling the place out
>>145422953>yeah, lets sell when we had a 19% increase of value over just 1 yearLmao
my canesies play in an hour!
>>145423013What are you some /biz/ retard? You sell when it’s high
>montour outat best we'll get a point
test
i told my gf I couldnt go trick or treating with her little nephew because I have to give out candy but really Im just turning the lights out and masturbating 2 times an hour for 4 hourstaylor stileholly michaelssheena shawellie shouis my current playlist
>>145423013>yetis>78% increase
lads walmart has broship ornaments should i pick them up and paint lil knights and isles logos on em
My sabies
>>145422619hoobershit peaked in his second game of the season
>>145423114Yeah but make sure to pay it’s not cool to steal from your workplace
>>145423013>smallest growth in the league>2nd lowest franchise value in the league>can't even sell out a game when the team starts the season 10-0It's over for the Jets
>>145423126heh
>>145423088Tell me, you fucking genius, when was the last time a NHL franchise value was decreased?
>>145423137they sold out when the >laffs came to town
>copey works at a fuckin Walmart
75 degrees last year it was like 45
>>145423156I had to turn on my fan today
The chick on The Fan pregame is dressed like Raygun she actually looks hot for once
cope i was just buying allergy pills and eye drops
woke up this morninggot myself a gun
>>145423165raygun is pretty cute for a middle aged mom
>>145423172Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
>>145423168yeah, on your break
>>145423155How else is he going to donate money to vtubers?>>145423156It's freezing and winds of like 40 here
Getting it ready, king?
>>145423179used to play catch with you when you were 8but you never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>>145423192>go to make a new thread>10-minute captcha timerguess not
cooking up a bruins canes gamethread
WOKE UP THIS MORNINGGOT YOURSELF A GUN
>>145423237>>145423237>>145423237New
>>145423088american pro sports teams have been some of the best investments on earth for the past like fifty years
