Caniac Edition/hoc/vious: >>145423237
go oilers
My Capies :))
/hoc/key girls
>>145427487
my bruins :(
>>145427509What the FUCK is their problem?
Kek my oilers embarrassing the preds. Mcdavid getting hurt lit a fire under their ass
I'm trying to watch the oilers game and these kids keep showing up! (I still get up and give them some candy)
>>145427539Preds and their fans should all be embarassed forever
>>145427505>pads on the wrong legsyup, it's a girl alright.
>wearing my oilers jersey>kid shows up "calgary is better">don't give him any candyget fucked kid
>>145427651Based and red pilled
>>145427651>he hated a kid because he told the truth
>>145427651I hate Vancouver so much
>>145427575She’s too fat >:(
>>145427651Your house is gonna get egged, and also, life is unjust
>>145427651jokes on you the adversity that flameschad faced tonight only made him stronger
>>145427651Fuck the coilers, but also based. Don't talk shit when people are handing you free candy.
>>145427675You're too gay
>>145427651based FlamesBro
Nashville went from a young exciting team to an overpaid awful team in one offseason. Barry Trotz should've stuck to coaching.
I said it would be funny if the Oilers went on a tear with McDavid out of the lineup and look what's happening now.
>>145427727Meh
Hyman only scored because his dad is Rich
>>145427675she's wearing the most unflattering outfit ever. focus on the fact that each breast is larger than your head
Predators fans dress up as Draisaitl for Halloween
>>145427784This + all the other NHL players' dads were Dickensian chimney sweeps
>>145427487lol Cute.
>>145427828your dad was a dick-in-son and he swept your chimney regularly
Looks like Stamkos was locker room cancer all along. Get fucked Nashville.
Sorry about this guy. Us Nashville fans don’t claim them. I love Stammer and understand what switching teams after 16 seasons can do, even if his 5v5 has declined.
Jeremy "$8.25 million AAV" Swayman.
>>145427889Stamkos has been shit ever since he broke his leg during 2013-14.
>Perry trying to set up the rookiebased
Just ate a well done steak with teriyaki sauce. A wonderful meal while watching sports.
>>145428108tastelet
this is bad for the sportdiscuss
>>145427921Stamkos is just shit.
>>145428128>scum sinking to the bottomas it should be
>>145428128Someone has to lose
My penguins (:
>Athen Rock Lobsters lead the FPHL with 14 points in the standings who can stop them?
>>145428126Not my fault the person who cooked the London broil made shoe leather and I had to force it down with sauce. Well done is still better than no beef.
>>145428128The Flames will be joining them soon enough. Now hand over the candy
PWHL Arizona
petition to change the name to /nhl/ so we don't have to discuss irrelevant shit
>>145428237a lot of nhl teams are irrelevant including the islanders
>>145428178Just like my islanders they’re dogshit ahhaha
Just got back from celebrating Halloween. I see my Habbies got BTFO again
>>145428237let's here your stupid proposal for a new name then
all my favorite players are younger than me and they're all married
>all those empty seatsSJ is NOT a hockey city kwab.
Im just glad every team is out there having fun :)
>>145428278Crosby is older than me and is unmarried
>>145428128i have no problem with montreal but the rest can suck one
>the Portland Sharks
>>145428339Crosby is gay thoever I plapped him one time
>>145428339he's married to the sport
do we like the sharks again
>snorkies lose their lead immediatelyL m a omao
>>145428474>edit: permanently
>snorkies losing alreadyAverageSnorkiesGameExperience
i guess not
the metro holds 5 playoff spots right now...
>>145428128>this is bad for the sportthen why don't they start winning some games?
>>145428128my broons :(
>>145428748thoughts on bud1 aka bud raping you?
can someone make an early thread so I wont have to refresh and lose the dancing skellys tomorrow?
>>145428759Bruins 42 goals against are their most through 11 games since 1995-96
>>145428783So before I was born
can someone make an early bud so I wont have to refresh and lose the 1 tomorrow?
im over at the sub reddit for my city and there are 4 different videos of the same pajeet woman stealing candy from 4 different houses kek
Good luck in no nut November bros!
>>145428828well hello, madameHow can we service you today?
won't be watching finland games
saar hoc is pretending to hate jeets again we are in full understanding it is psy-op
>>145428851show me your downward dog
>>145428892hey dylan how was your halloween
my wife bought me a chastity belt and gave the key to her boyfriend
>>145428904How did you know?
>>145428872
>>145428917go stars btw*FTFY
SSSCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
when will connor bedard do something?
>>1454290379 points in 10 games is pretty good for a 19 year old
>>145428917This but it was her girlfriend
>>145429069>generational player>not even ppg
if Connor mccuck is a generational talent then where tf is this niggas rings? lmaaaooo
>>145427487What’s with all the high scoring games and blowouts this year? Do Zoomers not know how to play defense? What happened to goalies like Brodeur and Hasek. This generation has no meat and potatoes, they play hockey like it’s an “e-sport.” This is what happens when kids grow up without role models like Don Cherry.
>>145429257gary is used roided balls and roided pucks
>tf>tpNo cups in over 30 years you're an irrelevant country
HE'S BACK
>>145429257brodeur was a pads merchant, still talented but took full advantage of the size of pads allowed at the time. there is literally no one like hasek so that's a silly question
>>145429294wrong board fuckass
how much longer do the black cocks plan on tanking for now that they have bedard?
>>145429310retard
>>145429257so blame the fucks who trained the kids this way?
>the Stanley Cup is the most important thing his country has ever “won”Imagine being so irrelevant you brag about Stanley Cups
>>145429324tbf it's their only major sport they have to compete against more than one non-american team against
>>145429324they're also the world champions of baseball, basketball and american football
>>145429324this is the only way burgers can cheer for non black athletes, by cheering for canadians instead. and they call us a cucked country. lmao cmtsu.
>>145429324>>145429326>>145429329>>145429340>this copeKWAB
Lm@ing at that canacuck cope post. Only thing you're good at is backseat driving
>>145429340I only cheer for sarah nurse
>>145429324i can hear the sobbing when I read this and it's delectable, thank you
CAM ON BEDSYTOE DRAG FACKIN RELEASE
this is a good argumentative angle i bet we can milk this for a good two or three months
>americans seething so badly rn they are crying to the jannyLMAO
>>145429319I trained them :)
will be watching finland games
I'm in with the in crowdI go where the in crowd goesI'm in with the in crowdAnd I know what the in crowd knows
>The first time Florida coach Paul Maurice went to Finland, he didn’t know a whole lot about the country’s intense love of hockey.how can a head coach be that fucking retarded?
just learned that mario ferraro is not related to ray :(
could a san antonio hockey team work
>>145429257gary made everything Scott stevens did illegal. now players are pussy
>>145429419yesan antonio oilers
Fuck Gary
>>145429413who gives a shit about finland
>>145429426we don't post our christmas lists here
>>145429419work for what? SA is a basketball town
>>145429428that's an outrageous thing to assume
>>145429426No thanks, Gary isn't the slightest bit fuckable
SCARRRRRRRWILL SMITH HAT TRICK
>>145429449Blackhawks might be about as good as the Hockey East Association
Who wins? Celebrini or Bedard
>>145429456celebrini
>>145429456Retard
>>145429456wins what?
>>145429456bedard, he's cute
>>145429467retard
have to remember not to refresh
>>145429478retard
Unlock a bud
>>145420941
our sharkies :)
is will smith related to will smith?
>>145429501Retard
>>145429501>>145429489retard
>>145429501oddly enough no. He is indirectly related to will smith though.
Guess the Shorks need to rest Smith like he's a fucking backup tender.
mustache on my beard ignited when I lit this new bowlmight be time to pack it in for the night boys
>>145429551kek
>>145429532>he unironically rests his tendiesabout as retarded as resting your steak>>145429551yeah pack another bowl mate what could go wrong
>>145429501Probably /a/ Will Smith, but I'm not sure which you're referring to.
when does canada get good hockey again
>>145429522bataille
>>145429601>again
>>1454296012028 world cupfinland are winning the four nations
>>145429601CANADA IS THE HOMELAND OF HOCKEY SAAR PLEASE SHOW SOME RESPECT PLEASE SAAR
>>145429601
>>145429652
the fact one of our federal party leaders has to moonlight as an nhl commentator is pretty telling
yzerplan bros... the sharkies are catching up to us...
>2093>canada STILL hasn't gotten a stan leelollmao
is charles king of canada too? fucking grim
stanley's dead matebit insensitive
>>145429663tfw won't be alive to see the hundred year anniversary
>>145429670same it makes me sad thinking about it bro
Waiting for the infamous Shorks choke :]
>marines are totally for defense and not offense>don't forgot to enlist fellow goy
maybe you should fight a war against non-emu enemies first before you start talking shit
maybe you shouldn't lose to literal jungle monkeys before you start talking shit
>>145429710we're teaching their Navy to use a nuclear sub with missiles and shit, that ought to be able to handle some emus >nuclear proliferation is good for the game of ice hockey, Gary
the only time pisstralia won anything ice related was when a dozen skaters crashed and that pedo skated by for gold at salt lake
>>145423088>>145423140
I'm going on a long road trip tomorrow and I downloaded this audio book to listen to along the way. Small world.
>>145429734reckon we've won a lot of crystal meth mate
>>145429744they don't understand the self-deprecating wit. it isn't worth your time.
its snowing in the mountains tonight, mountainbros.
>>145429748nice and warm here in calgary
Who here believes that canada and australia are countries to be respected with efficient, historic militaries? Show of hands... NOW
>>145429758*raises paw*yay!!!
>>145429758we dont even really have a military right now I think australia still has one
>welfare queen faggotrycouldn't be me
>>145429771You're missing out
>>145429758maybe once we end DEIour militaries used to be good
3 wins in a row for my Sharkies :)
unfathomable
3 INNA ROW LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this might just be the candy talking but sharks have the faggiest regulars in /hoc/
for how much people bitch about leafs fans, there are none here
>>145429810that's just the sugar withdrawal talking
>>145429810utah has contributed nothing culturally to /hoc/ so far. all they do is ctrl v clubbies
Los Angeles Kings fans are now welcome back to /hoc/. Chicago Blackhawks fans are BANNED until the San Jose Sharks next win.
>>145429826you gossip like a woman
>>145429805fuck off weeb
there is literally nothing wrong with gossiping like a woman
>>145429846anime website
whoa the yzerplan looks like that??
>>145429844the hoc 'cord has like ten girls lol. you'd know that if your syrup wasn't constantly bubbling
>>145429850didn't ask about planet retard did i
>>14542985510 "girls"
>>145429853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LukyMYp2noo
>>145429865
>>145429850shut the fuck up faggot
a special halloween kate for the boys in /hoc/
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS WIN
>>145429820its because the actual fans realize they aren't in anyway noteworthy
>>145429903sad but true, yeah. i celebrate their wins quietlywoll looked at least
>>145429908*looked good
I never watch Laffs games. They are always on at the same time as >my team or there are usually more interesting games on. Nothing the Laffs do matters until the playoffs.
>WOOOOOOO
>>145429911marner needs to shoot the puck. I know willy scored that goal, but god sakes. anyways, was definitely nice seeing woll doing well.
>>145429928https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTKqvl143Vc
>>145429928Carolina is ok but anywhere else is wrong
How can Gary make one of his nhl players as popular as Caitlyn Clark or Shoei Ohtani?
>>145429931yeah i know he looked like had brain freeze one of those pps when he had the puck at the open sideidk wtf is wrong with him, but his defensive game is stellar
>>145429928his stepson killed himself the other day. second kid to do so! KWADB
>>145429935
>>145429938Lol ice hockey is the last remaining unpozzed sport. Gary isn't gonna ruin that by selling out like MLB and NBA
>>145429941>had brain freezeI think's he' looked better than he has in ages, but i've never seen anyone so afraid to try and score.
>>145429950its weird to me that the matthews line and tavares line kind of switched identitiesmatthews and marner are shutdown defense first now and tavares willy and patches are all offenseif it works it works
>>145429948hockey is for everyone chud
>>145429948Yeah we're trying to keep this place safe. But Flamer fans keep trying to bring in anime and gay shit.
>>145429954
Now that it's officially nutvember I have to ask. Why aren't there any teams named after squirrels.
