previous >>145419568
Dana should take inspiration from De La Hoya. It would serve the MMA community well to see Mr Pink in a pair of stockings and heels
(((heem)))
https://youtu.be/yttzCgD7p0g?si=h5p3Yqw9nbm3Aj32&t=339What is dis brazza it's me brazza delete dis
>>145430657>Dana should take inspiration from De La Hoyahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-xIaU_uixo
*enter*
TWO WEEKS until Bo Nickal gets his career briefly derailed by fluke submission
>>145430669Another dive
Ilia Topuria has inspired me to start every morning with Chia Seeds and Skyr Yoghurt
this dude looks 500 years old
I've seen Schaub's erect penis
>>145430669fuck matt frevola (not sexually)
Still my boy
>>145430701Tawtls on that hawlg?
if he doesnt beat Luque i will kms
>>145430722New Balance Jogging Shoes. Pathetic
>>145424069Fazza's are probably not that religious because they lived under communismSame thing happened in balkans, everyone is larping as extremly religous since the fall of red curtain
reminder that volk deserved to get flushed and i hope that lopes ends his career
cant heem anyone here
Volkanovski
>>145430880you could heem me
>>145430674i don't think craig has that in him at middleweight
>>145430701Me too brother. It's lost media now. The Thicccboy Cartel were QUICK to scrub it from the net
>can only win when he is a weightbully at middleweight
>>145430925
The HEDONIST Volk vs the ASCETIC Gooby
>>145430994the pensioner stipe vs the NIGGER jon
>>145431002>vs the NIGGER jon
>>145430839I watched some Dagestan wrestling documentary and the old coach was backing vodka like a Russian. No beard either.
>>145430991good to see volks training hard for the toporia rematch
Heem is fucking popping off!
>>145431265Moreno fight week
Brandon Moreno spoke very candidly about GODsumeci. Three former champs all getting dusted up by Darth Rigatoni. Imagine if he cared about MMA.
>>145431384imagine if leg locks worked in MMA (they don't)
>>145431402Yeah if you're Ryan Hall they don't. Dood got subbed by Nate Diaz
Peeryan "The Shitzard" Balls
>>145431408They don't work for anyone, that style of grappling is predicated on people not being able to punch you in the face
>>145431402brutal tko
>>145431475Fighters aren't even tested anymoreWhy do you think they got rid of USADA
>>145431475allah works in mysterious ways you know
>>145431426this simply exposes the entire mma roster as fake ones. the victim of a leg lock cannot throw effective strikes. realistically, letting go of a leg lock because you caught a non-significant strike to the face is pretty much the same thing as tapping to strikes as far as i'm concerned. i could easily heem leggy every here (even myself)
>>145431516>the victim of a leg lock cannot throw effective strikesThey can while you're setting it up, the challenge is getting it fully locked in the first place
>>145431517
>>145431475Fazza's plan. Ball peen hammer in Chi town garage gym
>>145431529another fake one issue. people vastly overestimate the capabilities of dana's strikelets. fortunately for you we're about to watch some real striking >>145431517 and for what it's worth i would leg lock you for free, CHADtri can keep his bahts
>>145431559WDWTCH
>>145431475Slander is a sin.
>>145431517>decide to watch that crap here>brazza crotchsniffing just what thefuck is wrong with that part of the world, why are they all like this
I manifested piss!
>>145431701Is pissing the new meta?
Shavkat will take 170 beltKhamzat will take 185 beltAnkalaev will take 205 beltAnd just like that communism is the best base for mma
Ilia would beat the dog shit out if belal remember the pager Muhammad
>>145430642I don't understand what is so difficult about bringing Islam vs Arman, that is expected to happen in January, to December.
>>145431759brazza he already beat dis guy u kno dis, he should have rematch with real emu gangster Volkanovski
>>145431727Alright, thanks for keeping me posted
>>145431783FACT: pereddit would have his brazza cumming 10/10 times
>the knee to the head of a grounded opponent, perfectly legal under this rulesetyou love to see it bahtbros, dana could never
>>145431727I'm starting to think this is Volk posting after a few Modelos. Makes sense why he's always wearing that Izzy t-shirt everywhere.
>>145431727>>145431847what the hell is this shit
>>145431654Are you going to own up to what you posted yesterday? You seem to have got away with it so far
>>145431858Mental illness and a desperate need for attention
Dana knows what he's doing giving Bo Paul Craig on a two fight losing skid
>>145431858Sissystralia is another spammy splinter personality don't pay him much mind
*enters the thread*
>>145431888Good, it's going to be funny, him getting beated at his own game. When he gets out muscles instead of outstruck he's going to wonder what his purpose in life is, with a Razor in his Hand
>>145431881This shit was prophetical
>>145431888Bo has fast hands and decent power and Craig has almost zero chance of taking him down. Bo will heem quickly
>>145431858It's something you haven't experienced because you live in a country of real men. This is a creature you should never engage with, they're abundant in UK and USA
>>145431858One of Daddysanya's sultry sissy cocksluts.
these might be the slowest kicks ever recorded on camera
>>145431921What an idiot you've given him some feel of importance >>145431940You fuck off too. I actually hate 70% of you here
Daddysanya got y'all bussy and peabrain in a twist huh?
Pozzedtaker's Robussy got a double dip BBC dick daddy dickdown.This nigga's coljaw got prolapsed from too much BBC I fear.
>>145431960>never lost mineWhen he became champion and started pitter-patter point fighting every fight, then he lost his shine
>>145432020
Juan's friday fights i'm ready for some bahtkino
>>145431858an extremely mentally ill person who thinks he's only pretending to be mentally ill. like sean strickland.
.
reminder all the boring champions you see today are literally all khabib's fault
>>145432040>He's now a shining example for all the little blk boys out there of a good blk boy sissy slave cock slut. Sissysanya's buck breaking arc has no doubt resulted in many blk boys choosing to sissify themselves after seeing the pleasure BWC brought to sissysanya's blk boy holes.
>>145432040Why didn't he try to defend the choke?
It's bamhole inspection day at my gym today and i really don't wanna go, what excuse should I give them ? This year they even got dagestanis
48-47 Chadesanya thoughevermorebeit.A post fight 10-6 for giving Strickraped flashbacks of his fazza's gapings by turning him into a BBC slut.
>>145432098He lost
>>145432077broken by dricus. 1 round with big dric is like 2 rounds with a normal middleweight.
>>145432034Eddie alvarez said he mauls multiple dagestanis in training and they cant take him down let alone grapple with him. Islam better defend once or twice before brazzadan and retire before topuria beats the living shit out of him
>>145432101Strickraped? 100%.Even snowballs his dead dogs rigor mortis loads into his boygirlfriends (Xneed's brothers) mouth.
>>145432120No Adesanya lost
>>145432125Chadesanya won.
>>145420919nah
>>145432155Nope
>>145432111islam will get ragdolled. many will doubt. then of course islam will just have been flushed/never good.
>>145432127Gapedcus and the Boers get their cracks caulked, creamed, spanked, spunked, and sealed by Bantus thoughbeit.
>>145432171'Fraid so.
>>145431985Are you trying to compare me to Smith or something. I'll stop crying when people can be decent and not nasty creatures of the trannyverse
Daddysanya's double dip BBC dickdowns gave y'all some AGP and prolapsed DDP I'm afraid.
'I have no enemies'
>>145432180I was pacing around when he knocked the fuck out of max. Imagine at 155 pisslams head would fly out of the octagon and land in danas lap.Khabib will enter the octagon and kneel before Topuria
jannies come clean this fucking mental illness of a thread up
The state of this thread...
theres no point
>>145430821Craig made the mistake of thinking his problem was that he was too small for 205. His actual problem is that his chin and striking are both dogshit, so any decent striker who can stuff his awful takedowns and avoid going to the ground with hin will most likely finish him
>>145432236'Fraid Tobussy's Great Gapening will be set aside for his Usdaddy.
This doggy boy jarvis about to get boyyed wtf he good
>>145432286Speaking of boys b
How about Pisslam fight somebody at his weight class for once, and not a featherweight or former featherweight for a change of pace
The Abus title run has already started
>>145432230His Mrs is looking tidy
>>145432230I bet Dee eats Anik
Great ko he Is the new haggerty for when haggerty retires
>>145432341A stephaggerty if you will
>>145432308Arman will soon receive another spanking and spunking from his Slamdaddy, don't worry for little BDS clitty about it
>>145432363Wouldn't you like to know
>>145432372Haha good evening sir
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwq-0iEdtl4It's up
>>145432304Boers need some rigor mortis crack Blacked and caulked? Them niggas stank asses Black enough by now...
>>145432412word on the streets is he's fighting heemavov
Brazzas call me the Kvass
>brazza/hap spammers have to make images and memes to portray fighters as gay>i just post khabib enjoying a coffee in a disrespectfully homosexual fashion khabib posted himself
When I read the comments in these threads, too many to quote, I always wonder what someone finding this Site, Board, then Thread would think. They'd probably be very confused, then unnerved, then run off bewildered
Grant Dawgson inspect Pisslam back brazza pocket
>>145432431Magyarbro was posted his schaubs here to ward off strangers
Zatdaddy got this pozzed piglet stress eating
>>145432448This is really good
how much does dana hate that he has to promote these nerds and women?
jizzy vs heemavovreddit rob vs borralhovetorri vs fluffycannonier vs allenshara vs dolidzecosta vs hermanssonpyfer vs michel pereira
islam showed volk mercy
>>145432470thanks b, nothing beats volk kino
volk is so auralessnow that he's been heemed twice a row he's just some midget
I need a 50k baht contract
Gamrot flushed RDA
>>145432371Arman Tsarukyan, the former one time featherweight?
>>145432507>>145432537>>145432612>>145432646>bootyblasted this hard by finland
in my opinion volkanovski is too old and needs to retire. look at this shit man he can't even stay awake.
>>145432439That's not necessary, they're already warded off, don't even have to look far, even the comment above you >>145432434 both frightening and mostly unintelligible, it's a different language in this place
toyota won honda btfo
Heem Toyota
>>145432793Thought this was goobeh before I opened
first double baht in a while
Every Thai that Isn't named bak mah Tang mok can actually be a Star they should have special names for fighting
I rewatched Israel vs Sean and it was a complete domination, Izzy only looked good in the second round and in the rest he got BTFO hardbut in Israel vs Pereira, Izzy actually won almost the entire fight, even at a minute after being "knocked out" very early
CHAMA
>>145432844>afterbefore
>>145432844I had it 48-47 AdesanyaOutside the first round it was a really close fight between Strickland and Adesanya. The idea that Strickland was beating Adesanya gave the impression the fight was more lopsided than it actually was. You could arguably give Adesanya 2 maybe 3 rounds, all really close.
>>145432863Factual post. The rapedcord will not like it thoughever
They don't kick as much as i want in Muay Thai thats why kick Is better
dricus won every round
Doos coping harder than an r/heem BDStard
Isn't crazy that strickland put on a good fight against the only man that can beat hamzat?
>>145432914max holloway won that fuckin fight ilia just landed a lucky punchjust like gaethje
>>145432914basedonly submissions count as wins
>>145432914there was no heem. weak ass ref called it because shara told him to
>>145432914>complaining after taking money for that dive
after volk gets fully flushed, topooria is extremely fucked
>holy fucking shit khamzat snapped whittaker's jaw in half>oh nvm he just dislodged some of whittaker's teeth which are vulnerable from a previous injury
>>145432914I wouldn't go that far but I get it. Like I said it wasn't some McGregor precision straight, you faggots have your mouth open saying omg he's amazing. It was two wild dead straight arm swing not even looking at his opponent
>>145432952I actually forgot about this, he wasn't even close to knocked out, if Orlobais got a chance and stood up this boyo could have even ended up winning. Who knows how it plays out. I don't know what Herzog was thinking
>>145433024Movsar is the only brazza I don't fear becoming a dominant champion. He's really not at the level where he can beat Ilia, Volk, Max and full camp Lopes consistently
>>145433079he quit
>>145433064every second sentence about this guy is about how overrated and how much of a bum he is, who are these imaginary people fellating him?
>Wake up, Bo. It's over
loopy posting cord shit
10/10 in canada
>>145433086He got waved off and dis allowed to not quit>>145433091I don't know but good, he he deserves the encouragement
>CalObesity can't even get his friend simulations right
>>145433115Thanks, this is great. Now everyone can finally see that I'm not him
11/10 in canada
both Helwani look alikes on this card
10/10 in New Jersey but only to manly lesbians
max took a dive. investigate frame by frame.
>>145432952Typically when you fall on your ass like that and go baby giraffe legs the fight gets calles. You could also tell he was done by his eyesOrolbai, despite everything, had body language that indicated a will to fight, and he kept moving
Nigger nigger nigger ni
>>145433108If he submits bo then bo will live up to the hypeIf bo wins then he gets fraude checked next fight
>>145433160Would
um
>>145433152No one thinks that lad
>>145433236be an MMA coach for teenage girls like her coach did and you could be groom yourself an MMA wife too
>>145433244ocuckey got RAPED?
what will the haydurs say after Poatan knocks out the dagi rat in december?
>>145433257anky pre-emptively ducked
fer shure B izzy won that fight and we’re not just being contrarian retards farming (you)s
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
i had it 50-44 adesanya
USMAN RAKMANOF OFFICIAL ON THE BOOKS
I am Sean Strickland
Guys guys guys
Stipe? Stipe will heem.
>>145433293i don't see anything about this on the belalcord
Why are there no interesting champions these days?
>>145433309Answer your phone
>>145433336Really? Topuria and Pereira are the biggest guys we had in a while
the baht is kino
>>145433371And what the FFFUCK is interesting about those guys? Pereira gets more of a pass since he has some interesting moments.
Please tell me those lips are real. How was I not informed about her. I WILL be watching this wmma. Hopefully her pussy lip slips out like that other slag, or Asshole rips like Shevcenkos seconds to last fight, or she has some kind of nasty genital infection, but somehow even visible!
>>145433381Knockouts, dominating champions great charisma Really what great champions are you thinking of? THE kick and run izzy? THE jab and circle volk?
>>145433357Haha can they be real though, they're literally as big as black lips, I'm getting a bit euphoric, I can't wait. Can you imagine holding the back of her head and Kissinger her softly then sucking them for a bit
What did Canada do to deserve such a great card tomorrow?
>>145433458>Kissinger her softly
>>145433471Famous last photosBet the house on Ank
>>145433471zuck trying so hard to be cool, kinda makes my skin crawltake that golden dog tag thing off you little worm
>>145433471>>145433500ilia and dric flush all of these industry plant frauds
>>145433471>>145433500It's so over
Remember when Dricus blitz forwards, tripped, fell flat on his face, but some how managed to grab Jizzy's ankle on the way down and accidentally ankle picked him
Post walkout songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ32gSLNHfA
>>145433458Better than Jojua's fersure
>>145433539Mastery.
>>145433553https://youtu.be/XaLOVWsY8cQ
>>145433539*solves MMA*
it's over khumzip
>>145433265All racists. 49-46 to Daddysanya on my cars.
>>145433606Why does Jizzy think running away from his opponent while just straight up showing his back is a good strategyThis isn't the first time he's done this and lost because of it
>>145433476If you were in front of her you'd be speaking worse than that son
>>145433629Shouldnt have pissed off Yakub.
>>145433476
>>145433560Woah now that's saying something coming from you. She's be so flattered
Man someone needs to humanize khamzat otherwise >>145433606
Finna zeem the man who disrespects my name.
big dric threw robert around the same way as chimpaev
>>145433825Bugs
Ohhhhhh THUG ROSE >THUG ROSE>THUG ROSE WILL BE THE VICTIM OF A DOMESTIC ABUSE TRUE CRIME DOCUMENTARY IN 15 YEARS
>>145433825Diz u?
>>145433811>>145433825>>145433674Kojima is injured
if khamzat did this, move by move, people would be saying he looks more brutal and dominant than ever
Oh no mexicope is posting more screenshots from his iPhone aaahhhhhhhhhhh
>>145434012Adding variety to his takedown arsenal would be a good thing yeah.
Anything different I can do to isolate my neck besides bridges and extensions I do shrugs separately my traps are more than fine
I can wrestle my bawls on your forehead
>>145434041How many of your posts have I screenshot?
how the fuck did cody get knocked out by pedo fucking munhoz
>>145434078I always get my picks right so none
>>145433996Whittaker wins the rematch.
>>145434076Please do not
>Mexicope phone posting screenshots AGAINGet a life nigga
>>145434093
I how many UFC fighters do you think the general public could name? For context 20 years ago everyone knew who Chuck Liddell and Brock Lesnar were
>Mexicope phone posting low quality joker gifs he got from google
>>145434125they could probably name conor mcgregor, youssef zalal and israel adesanya, maybe jorge
>>145434125No more than 4 probablyConorJonesPereiraMaybe Dustin, Max, Volk and now Ilia
>seething is like gravity, all it takes is a little snip
no no no this is way too fucking dangerous we need to boycott
>>145434179RIP Stipe
>>145434102*does*
Found this by accident, i mean in a way he was right, there is too many levels for their fights to be close.
>>145434165you are forgetting izzy and meng
>>145434125Just Conor
>>145434146>>145434165>>145434206>ConorYes>Jonesmaybe2 guys who havent fought in years. The rest are literal who's whom 90% of people wouldn't know even if you showed them a picture with their names on. But hey at least TKO's share price is up
Mexicope be spamming the thread iPhone screenshots from 2 years ago
>>145434253Weird how Usman turned out to be the only likeable one
>>145434253That's facts.
>>145434269The only reason you don't like Ngannou is because Dana told you toNgannou has ALWAYS been in the right
>>145434261Thanks for the narration, it might have been unclear without it.
>points at the ground>runs away
>>145433539The racist judges greased the octagon.Chadesanya pointed to where in the cage and had seen enough.
>>145433996It actually shows that it's not all about size this size that. He was getting roughed up at the weight below by strong boyos, and at middleweight he's bullying guys more easily
>>145434196There are two types of ufc fans the ones who glaze the top dogs like they are some otherworldly gods of war super soldiers experiment and the ones who belittles them to the point of comparing them to paraplegic 5ft 13yo malnourished indian kid in terms of fighting skills
>>145433539That's called a low single.
>>145434067This isn't Fin
>>145434280>The only reason you don't like Ngannou is because Dana told you toi think you'd be surprised
Zalal literally means raper wtf
>>145434125Literally not even McGregor, don't live life trapped in a little ecosystem
>>145434329A low single doesn't involve literally falling on your face He didn't even shoot he just straight tripped and fell
>>145434280Nah i just think he's overrated
i would've heemed everyone in pride
>>145434334Yes it's me
BBC (BIG BOER COCK)
fincope
>>145434396i was but a mere child in the 90's, however im a special kind of talent so i think that would be true for me also
>>145434366>Literally not even McGregorLet's not carried away
>>145434429you're 17 kid stop pretending
The Yakuza guys in charge of Pride would have rigged my career to give me to get a big push because they would realize I would get super over with the crows
> I WANNA SNEED CHUKAKS
ilia heems prime chuck liddell
>>145434447im a 30 year old boy
I was a only a sperm but I'm rationally convinced of my chances of heeming bas rutten
is Chimaev #1 p4p?
Tony heems Turdlip
>super over with the crowsThis man is for the birds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-BnB3xxUoA
>>145434609Cracking choon b
ilia learned everything he knows from dricus fury
>>145434825Holy fucking shit.
New Kang Era>Ilia Topuria>Dricua Du Plessis>Tom Aspinall
>>145434825Beautiful champ
ilia topuriadricus du plessistom aspinallwhy do their names look like some kind of anagrams of the other two nameslook at how many letters they have in common look closely please
>>145434438I'm serious, a lot of the time I'll say I don't watch sports but I like UFC and people will say "what" then I say you know, McGregor. Nearly every time they say "who" at that point I just say forget it. You're in a Bubble mate
This ISSSSS running on empty...HEEM REVIEW!!
>>145435007No
>>145435007The pills... Take them...
>>145435059Youre autistic.
>>145434125Gregor Gillespie, Mateusz Gamrot, Bruno Silva and Casey Kenney
>>145434369It actually kinda does, also shooting is for when there's space to cover, a wrestling takedown doesn't inherently require shooting every time for it to work, shooting is just an entry meant to cover distance, they were pretty much at clinch distance so dropping like that is normal.Dricus probably meant to get a double or even a single but the position only allowed for a low single, ddp technique looks ugly but it's effective.
>>145435059>You're in a Bubble mate
>>145435132Not even close to being close actually.
>>145435059this doo in a cazzie bubble
>>145435222what this webm is telling me is that dricus is about as skilled as a fat out of shape heavyweight bum
>>145435229Josh Emmett
>ITS MOOPS!!
>>145435260Just in form.
>>145435263Afraid not.
ay ilia mate... oim next. don't fahget that.
>>145435598oim ne- ACK! *gets heemed by diego lopes*
>>145435598SOON!
Ancient Chinese Proverb: Man who go to bed with itchy butthole wake up with smelly finga.
We are 1 sleep away from UFC Edmonton and the excitement level on /heem/ is through the roof.
mixed martial arts is fake
>>145435676Is this fake?*heems you into a drooling blubbering mess*
>>145435664which fight are you guys most excited for? for me it's gotta be uuhhhh ummmm errrrr
>>145435697THUG ROSE!! THUG ROSE!!THUG ROSE!!
CHUD ROSE!
>>145435676you can't fake footage like this, schizo
SNEED ROSE!!
Shavkat vs Khamzat for interim welterweight belt. Who says no?
Do liberals or conservatives make for better fighters?
>>145435774>Who says noKhamzat, Shankat, the UFC, the fans...just to name a few.
Dig suggen libs b..
what if we give every fighter a brain chip that can measure if they are really heemed or not yet? and refs can't stop it until they get the heem signal
what if we give every fighter a brain chimp that can measure if they are really heemed or not yet? and refs can't stop it until they get the heem signal
what if we replaced every fighter with chimps
>>145435975be way more heems
What if chimps had full freedom the way people do?
>>145435975that would be interesting (webm unrelated)
>>145436005>he doesnt know
Why do mixed race fighters perform so poorly at mixed martial arts?
>>145436005We would have a FUCKING SERIOUS PROBLEM!!
>>145435222If you're doing an actual low single you would go in to free fall like Dricus did, and you definitely don't land chin first on the ground. That wasn't planned or pre-meditated, he just found a way to convert a very silly situation in to something that worked to his benefit, which in of itself is impressive in regards to his crisis management and ingenuity, but speaks very illy of his technique. He literally just fell over and it somehow worked for him
strip belal. mcgregor vs masvidal for vacant welterweight title. free 100 million dollars out of thin air.
>>145436142Lmaoo winnable for conor
Rose is getting heemed tomorrow
>>145435763>>145435797Chuck Barry
>>145435975Who'd win between an chimp and a orangutan?
>>145436176This bitch is inexplicably sexy.
>>145436176Blanchfield is the small town 6/10 that's unassuming in public but will let you do unholy things to her in bed
>>145436186I don't care
>>145436192OHHH HES GOING FOR A SINGLE LEG!!!
>>145435891The chip would explode when someone gets a concussion b.
blanchfield the type of bitch who gets hyped up by tryhards then proceeds to lose 3 in a row and get shipped to pfl where she'll continue to lose
>>145436192Chimpfags would be posting about muh bite force during the entire build up. The Orangutan will wrestlefuck him easily. Chimpfags will cope about him being too small for the weightclass
catch me up to speed heem I just got home
>>145436079>That wasn't planned or pre-meditated,I do agree with that, it was spontaneous but that's not a bad thing, even if it's an accident he made the most out of it.
>>145436227A chimp would fucking obliterate you, dude.
>>145436237Blol Mamed died of massive organ failure.
P4P Mandrills have gotta be up there, right?
>>145436186Based conor.
>>145436192Chimp wins easy because of muh bite force.
Today I will not masturbate
>>145436258
>>145436192Orangutans are stronger but chimps are vicious little shits, they have the manlet rage of the wild.
>>145436290https://youtu.be/TcePkwagNFA?si=HpdO5w1-K4r6VQMH
>>145436176kinda mannish face ngl
>>145436312>life is PeachyOh and absolute peach b
uhhhhhhhh based?
>>145436348What the fuck
>>145436192wouldn't a chimp have ripped off clothing and possibly body parts in this exchange?orangutan looks strong but not rip your body apart strong
>>145436348Hap = Field NegroAce = House Negro
>>145436348That's racist as fuck
>>145436348Lmfao.
>>145436348What did Floyd say to make this terrorist bomb his pants?
>>145436354That's a juvenile
>>145436348First based thing Ali has ever said
Is Mayweather still being held hostage by a Sheikh? That may be what Ali was alluding to
>>145436354Orangutans are probably stronger, but they lack violins in their blood.
>>145436299chimps are like kid buu
for me it's gorillas (in a mixed martial arts sense)
>>145436348Wait did floyd said that or Ari directed that towards Floyd?My mind can't comprehend either being this based.
>>145436437Look at that tweaker in the right.
For those that don't know, there was a period of time where Floyd Mayweather was allegedly held hostage in Dubai over 'unpaid debts'Tank Davis revealed this while shitting on himAli may have been referring to this in that tweet, which only makes this more sinister
>>145436499Is he still trapped there?
>>145436499Lol! Those towelheads should've severed his right hand to make a statement.
in 15 years conor mcgregor will be reduced to a factoid, as the man who "inspired" the legendary ilia topuria
>>145436524He returned to America in May this year but he still constantly makes long trips to Dubai.
professional wrestling was a bane
Alex is ready on short notice for anyone but Ankalaev because he is scared
fazza this fazza thatwhat about mazza
>>145436665this is what i see when boomers get me to watch footage of old fighters like "khabib" and "gsp"
>>145436718lol
>Yan vs Figgy will be around 2AMuh wtf I thought it was Abu Dhabi time
>>145436885fuck your sister
discuss jack shore vs youssef zalal right now you fuckers
>blogpost
>>145436924Good fight, can’t wait
>>145436885didnt read but check em
>>145436885LMAOOO dude for the memes just cuck your brother and fuck the girlFor reality get away from both
>>1454369311 off nashbruh
>>145436926>mfw waiting for black kids to wander away from their real parents
>>145436978>it's realsick. dangerous for both.
>>145436978>>145436993garry's wife is on the line.... if garry wins buckley has to fuck her
>>145436978>>145436993Which one will get the right to wear the purple shorts?
>>145436978ian machado is getting punished for beating mvp in a boring way by fighting a blacksplosive fighter instead of a title eliminator or a title shot
>>145436993This is actually a really good challenge for them bothI will be forced to acknowledge who ever wins this as an actually good fighter
>>145436993>>145436978I wanted to see this ape get fed to schwabscat
>>145436885I'm not reading all that but good for you! Or sorry that happened
>>145436885What's his name? Also, just fuck her, b. Maybe your brother is into that kind of stuff.
>>145430642What's Omalley up to these days?
>>145436718This is in Kalmar, Småland, Sweden. Street name Kaggensgatan
why did ian get purple shorts and who was that guy that got orange shorts
HOLY GUACAMOLE ILIA SAMA!!! You interrupted my kick stream to tell me YOU, MERAB, ROMAN and ALL THE OTHER GEORGIAN FIGHTERS are BOMBING MY WHORE WIFES PUSSY HARDER THAN PEARL HARBOR after my HUMILIATING DEFEAT DRIED HER PUSSY UP LIKE HONOLULU SAND? WOW WOW WUBZIE AND SEAN O'MALLEY IS RECORDING IT TOO? What else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO IM THE BEST KEKOLD IN THE UFC BAYBEE!!!!!
yabba dabba doo
>>145437012There ain’t no buck that Garry can’t break
>>145436718Hello mazza, hello fazzaHere I am at Camp Jabalia
dricus my son you must throw the flying kneem at exactly 13 seconds
>>145437119Reddit Rob and Dickless beats prime poosman
>>145436885>OOOOOH I GOTTA SHARE INCREDIBLY BORING INFORMATION ABOUT MY LIFE ON THE ONLINE FRIEND SIMULATOR BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE TO TALK ABOUT MY LIFE.
>>145436978FACT: Whoever wins is getting bucked
>>145436978ez win for garry
muay thai
Strip B*lal....
>>145437223Motherfucker looks like every Brazilian everI can see jose aldo, Charles Oliveira, rda, a tiny little bit of Silva.
Favourite ememay tattoo?
>>145437228Of the belt, right?
>>145437228Of his flesh.
>>145436192Orangutans are slow as shit. Chimps would win. If either of them pulled this on me I'd go in that cage with them and fuck them up.
>>145437239
>>145436978what does heem think of Buckley anywayneed it or keep it, as the kids say
>>145437266made shavkat look like a pussy
Belal should be stripped and cut.
>>145437266Sneed it or feed it.
FACT: Umar ducked Song.
>>145437302Bantamweight is dead to me as long as that crotchmagnet holds the belt.
>>145433007heemed by ige
>>145437302Based Merabeast sticking his finger in these dagi RATS chests
>>145437312So true O'Malley KOs that gu-
>>145437302Merab "I dont wanna fight Umar so im just gonna make shit up on twitter" Dvalishvili
>>145437223If you ask for a Uber Moto anywhere in Brazil a character using this exact same avatar: >>145437223 will appear to pick you up.
>>145437324Two goofies. Where are Can, TJ or Cruise when you need them?
36 days until Gane fights.
>>145437302>>145437314
The chin will be there for Sean O'Malley (in the rematch)
>First and foremost I wanna thank my coaches and Jesus Christ for helping me beat Stipe. Without them this wouldn’t be possible.SOON
>>145437349All im hearing is that dagestan jobbed to Russia.
The takedown will be there for Merab Dvalishvili
What if his name was Bluemar Nurmagomedov, and he was blue
>>145437349Georgiabros... Is this true?
History lesson from a half retarded inbred cave fighter btw lmao
Blue Man Group Nurmagomedov
>>145437314Merab is going to get BTFO by Umar and his title “reign” will be Cody tier.
>>145437386Assuming Umar can earn his title shot that is
>>145437223almost as good as GAETHJE
Merab? Merab will heem.
>>145437349and fagestan got buck broke by slavs, persians, turks, arabs, mongols. the list never ends
>>145437398Kek who's this crotch sniffing bum?
>>145437409
Bluemar vs Redrab
-GUH! Huh? Wh~KYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>145437421Haha youre so crazy Norway
>>145437426that's Blue Norway idiot
>>145437398merab couldn't heem a fly
>Belal vs Shavkat is cancelled>Pereira posts a hieroglyph that means he's supposedly available to step up for the main event of UFC 310>rumors with no evidence start circulating that Alex got contacted by the UFC to offer him a fight with Ankalaev in UFC 310>Ankalaev (Ali) posts the same hieroglyph that Pereira posted but deletes afterwards>It is later revealed that the rumors were actually untrue and that the UFC never offered Alex any fight>only after that was cleared out Ankalaev posts that he's available to fight for the title at UFC 310, and says that Pereira will not accept the fightHoly shit, i knew these people were vermin but i didn't expected it to be this bad. I wouldn't be surprised if Merab's recent claim about Umar were also true.
>>145437431>merab couldn't heeezzzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzz
>>145437443>Merab has been fighting since the early 2000sfucking BEAST
>>145437434>i didn't expected it to be this bad.did you seriously memoryhole Ali coming out saying doing a certain amount of IV was legal after Islam got caught and it actually being true but no one knew shit or much less knew that they changed the rules to begin with?
>>145436978Buckley will unironically be champ. He will look like Ilia leading up to it
>>145437443lmfao
>>145436978Havent they already fought? It feels like garry keeps fighting niggas
>>145437266explosive fun fighter, but the very definition of astroturfed, he got his ranking against Luque who is literally brain damaged and simply quit in the middle of the fight, and then literally 42 years old "I never really wanted to hurt people" Wonderboy, who's next, Burns and Usman?
imagine getting heemed by MERAB biggest fucking kwab of all time
>>145437434Wgaf nigga, taking that fight on short notice is arguably the worst thing Alex could do right now. Let him take at least 6 months of rest and preparation. In his current state, even ACKalaev heems him.
>>145437494Me Rob? You? Who?
>>145436978Garry is going to effortlessly outpoint new mansa for a BRUTAL 30-27 win
It dropped!https://youtu.be/QiwN7bn_ltM?si=Mg_8_sQqfd0sUEz2https://youtu.be/QiwN7bn_ltM?si=Mg_8_sQqfd0sUEz2https://youtu.be/QiwN7bn_ltM?si=Mg_8_sQqfd0sUEz2
>>145437536
>>145437536Noise is simply noise no matter the disguise
>>145436924Shore is a can Zalal wins easy
>>145437541Gane: NFT is a form of foolishness
>>145436176This is the kind of girl you tinder swipe right on at 1130pm on a Tuesday and she invites herself over within 3 texts
>>145437509Yea, luckily they don't need him to step up for it since they'll just throw an interim fight (Usman vs Shavkat, most likely, since the UFC loves to reward fighters for inactivity).
>>145437568DEADASS!
>>145437541Ok now ask him to explain what a cryptographic token and blockchain are.
>>145437302Does Merab know Uriah Faber said that the fight hadn't been signed and there was a good chance Song wouldn't be able to accept
they're calling him BOT Nickal because of his personality can you believe that?
>>145437628Wow
Beux du Negal
>>145437628
Combined losses of Chimaev's UFC opponents: 50Combined losses of Nickal's UFC opponents: 13Chills.
>>145437341Peter Can, the bitch that got 50-45 by GODrab?
These janitorial endeavours are getting outta hand, b. Look at the state of this thread.
*ducks u while visibly seething*
>>145437648banthamweight died when Yan kneed Aljo
Nobody out pizzas the hutt.
Awh man heem this is almost as bad as that time I tried to out pizza the hutt..
>>145437644Let Bo fight GM3 and they’ll be even
>>145437687No one does it like the goat
>>145430642>>145437696>>145437696>>145437696>>145437696>>145437696>>145437696
>>145437687Belal struck a nerve. Too bad his style is mcgregor kryptonite so Conor would never fight him. Maybe in BKFC
>>145437687truly the only way that inbred retard is entertaining if is Gooby makes fun of him. Belal should be cut.
>>145437687conor really hates anything brazza adjacent
>>145437607REMINDER that Volkov was trained as an Aerospace engineer and probably has a better technical foundation to understand anything more deeply than your Youtube-assembled "definitions" you third-world smart aleck
>>145437687>Strip. Cut.Hey that's what I said. Does goobster really post here?
that thread's getting deeted
>>145437717got my fingers croseed
>>145437704conor only counts heems so he wouldn't lose
>>145437807>>145437807>>145437807
