Rematch Edition /hoc/vious: >>145456299
First for Brock Boeser
my avies :(
This is the thread
is the sharks good now
>hong couver cucks
>>145462179They’re just as awful as last year
>>145462201they've won 3 in a row
I'm John Shorthouse coming to you from the ancestral lands of John Longhouse
why is the official luxury car™ of the nhl a hyundai? that isnt even a luxury car.
Did you guys see that video last thread?
>>145462211So this is the year they make playoffs
The future may not be teal
4 point period incoming. all primary assists on Bains.screencap this
>>145462179no, the cantpucks just cant puck
Pucksindeep Bains
>>145462241this is the year they compete for 14th instead of 16th in the west
how does assdeep pain fit his helmet over his turban?
>>145462145Big Cock Brock
I hope the Sharks intermission guys ask Kendall Coyne Schofield about the extremely funny betrayal of Natalie Darwitz
>>145462250Jen
>>145462313qrd
Wtf Bieksa sucks
>canucks can't score against the freefalling devils>can't score against the shorksfraud alert
>>145462132I would tell that kid to ''ching chang chong wong song long'' and that would gotten his spirit up.
>>145462402He's probably mexican, that's more a native mexican look than an asian look
>>145462358You have no idea how much he sucks and who
>>145462132I feel for this kid. The first time I saw the sharts play it was against bawston and they got btfo'd
when is cellebrini coming back
>>145462614when his busted bucci heals
>>145462614when you stop fingering your anus
KWAB
Uh oh Nuckbros
It’s starting to look like my Canucks fucking suck
>Nicorette>official quit smoking partner of the NHL
wtf, did he not visit the pumpkin patch this year or what???
>>145462567He is such a god damn beauty.
Are they playing Duel of Fates?
gary made shannon wait 12 hours for this??
My Nuckies are really going to get shut out by the Sharks
>>145462802this guy can't be on team usa
pettershit career peaked when he won the calder.
>>145462931Just like his mentor Tyler Myers
there are so many garbage teams. parity was a mistake.
>>145462802look at what the pumpkin patch did to him
>>145462918Sharks are defensively solid they have Liljegren now
>>145462922Not only will he be on the team but he may also be the C or at the very least an A.
My penguins (:
>rick lock-it
kwab
>he didn't bet on the sharks for easy 2.20 returns
interesting scores right now
>>145462991spend your money goyim :)
Thanks for the money, i’m just gonna forget how to play and coast along like a BOSS for the rest of my contract
nuckies will beat the sharks, right? ...right?
>>145463025he's gonna be on the 3rd line in the 4 nations
>>145463025He thought up the greatest plan.
>>145463025
OH that's why he bought tickets.. Joe's boomer ass is getting his jersey retired. I'll post pics
>>145463057bulju has more points that this baldfraud
>>145463057Engvall's better
>35 minutes and zero penaltiesUnicorn hockey game
>>145463057has to be the worst points:minutes:salary player in the league
>>145463043Nah. It's his old SHL coach who's the Swedish head coach. He'll probably unlock him. Unless he's injured like some people say. Then I hope he's not on the Swedish roster.
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEWWWWWWWWWWW SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTER
Great assist from Hoglander, smart boy.
Are the Clubbies back?
Describe Vancouver in one(1) webm.
>1-1Average sharks game experience
>>145463106most underrated player
>4:20 left in the second period
>>145463053>i’ll use my huge brains to figure out a way to scam money out of these gullible canadian
>>145463134>>145463134>>145463134>>145463134
>>145463107I believe in my Clubbies and Knights making the ploffs :]
>>145463142Sharkies?
poor garly such a punching bag
>>145463170faggot ass file
>>145463057>player is very good and consistent producer>coach changes>player's production falls off a cliff>fans: "i-its the contract!"
>>145463141
>>145463201>>145463201
nucks just don't got that dawg in them
I’ve not seen one player as bullied as Connor garlandAlso the only Canuck who has been showing up consistently
i just set my clock back an hour, thanks for asking.
>>145463300he's a honey badger
>>145463201good to know tbg admits hes an actual retard
Wish him good health /hoc/
>>145463300Double dubs again, nucks gonna win
>>145463319what happened
>>145463300>manlet gets bulliedperhaps you should watch some habs games if you want to see this happen to other players
>>145463164What about the Sharties
>>145463391>watching a faggy quebec teamno thanks retard
clubbie bros...
>>145463375chads
i always new the clubbies were not back
>>145462132fucking kek
if you look at vegas's 2nd goal on the nhl.com goal visualizer its just a bunch of dots standing around the faceoff circle. garys latest technology doesnt seem to be working.
am I too early for the nightly planet retard hoc invasion
>>145463439the visualizer reminds me of java hockey
>>145463478naturally, you're just in time bud
Today is Matt "cullin' the weak' Cullen's birthday, say something nice about him.Matt you were a gritty player, not afraid to get into the corners and sacrifice. A real role player that could step up in big moments. The accolades speak for themselves.
how are my sharkies and our #1 draft pick doing
goal visualizer is based. its just like a drawn up play !
>my knighties and clubbies tied it upbased
>>145463525they're taking the nucks to pound town
just saw the habs vs pens post game panel on sportsnet, man does jenn botterill suck. Once again she gets owned by bieksa.
gary didn't personally code the visualizer on the web site you fucking bozo
>>145463571
i wish the canucks never let go of tyler tinfoil, he seems like a cool guy
excited for shannon's power rankings tonight
did anybody check in on dangle afters tonights laffs meltdown?
>>145463588Feels even worse that he absolutely mogged us the next season in the Canada division
>called Lankinen>makes saves because he is lankywho wrote this shit
Fuck Gary
>>145463637youre not allowed to say that about your overlord, goyim
Fuckin nice one Gushchin, ruined a perfect pp free game.
>>145463521Is matt cullen related to john cullen or am I tweakin
JT Miller? More like Metis Jiller
>>145463588tyler foli was great for us habs when we got him and then he just disappeared as he always does. He's kinda like Armia, except isn't as useful in every situation, but we probably should have gotten rid of him at some point too.
Why does Americans wear shoes indoor?
free palestine
That was a nice backhand
>>145463700what my wife often tells me
>>145463700your mom gave me a nice backhand last night hahahahahaha
Gary is controlling one of the Clubbies players like a demonic robot. To find out which one subscribe to my venmo
>>145463693Miller would never
>>145463723So happy we gave a hockey team to Mormons
>>145463693>>145463726why does he cross dress?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>145463693>>145463726He always crossdress on Halloween? He really needs Jesus.
>>145463683He did jackshit on the Jets
>>145461006>>145461072>twattawa beat my friends We'll do our best to avenge you, /krak/
Pettersson needs to put away his marshmellow gun
Luongo ruined my childhood
my tahoe monsties are winning
thats what you faggots deserve for thinking a swede is your savior
sunbelt hockey showing me TV ads for some sort of "Law Tigers"
>>145463754I guess that's why we got him for next to nothing. It's ridiculous how he seems to have all the tools to be a legit former 1st rounder/top 6 player, but he'll disappear for half to three quarters of a season at a time. Oh and yeah he's never scored as much as tyler foli but I was comparing how streaky these guys are.
vancouver is fucking awful
refs have really showed up in this 3rd period.
>>145463836At least someone has
>>145463831just like my islanders
>>145463831
>>145463831this but with canada
>>145463817Looks like copyright infringement to me.
>>145463844
BRUSKED
The DeBrusk hot streak begins
>>145463860how would you even know? retard
>shorks
>>145463863Sue the law tigers
>snorkies losing againKek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3dZP3io-xc
Any update on Kesler's colon?
>v3gas
we all knew the shorkies would blow it
wakey wakey eggs and jakey
>>145463863That is a great logo
>>145463871vancouver, edmonton, toronto and alberta are in canada so checkmate atheist. seethe
>petey passes the puck on an easy shotI sleep>debrusk gets a highlight goalReal shit
>>145463887>not including que*ec
>>145463888Trips confirm Canucks win
>rags
>>145463887i see you're a retard
for me it's an "elite" 4C
>>145463888>>145463903>Struggling to beat my ShorksBut I love you Canucks fans also we're ocean bros.
>>145463884still plenty of time left for canucks to blow it
>>145463904Ok here's my trip. You guys don't want me here, i won't be here. No more webms. No more ranger posts. No more complaints. No more jokes. No more banter. Nothing.Goodbye.36 Chambers##olddirtybastard
>>145463921
MY FUCKING CLUBBIES LOST AGAIN
>>145463917wanna meet up and 69?
LMAO KWAB
>ya blew it
>>145463897too many to list bro thats why i said the country instead>>145463908seethe + mald + cope more
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?
Mikael avenging Markus
we all knew the canucks would blow it
>>145463941KWAB
>my knighties and clubbies are tied yet again>snorkies and canacucks are tiedDANGEROUS SCOREFUL DRAWSLETS FUCKING GOOO
PEW PEWPEWPEW
>>145463941so fucking basef
>>145463941I said LMAO KWAB
There can be no despair without hope.
now that's the blackwood i know
>>145463951Did we?
>>145463941Hagens soon fren. JK your pick of the pongs and cawks pick ahead of you
>>145463961>krakthanks anon
still plenty of time for the canucks to blow it again
>>145463966>wewhat position do you play? oh fat retard on the couch position? thats pretty cool
zetterlund kwabbed it
>>145463969Hagens will return home to long island the peninsula
Sharks doing sharks things: choking
I want this guys job
>>145463921>rags
gg sharks :) we own you
>can only beat the Shorks 3-2 with last minute bullshitNot unplugging the panic button
>>145463976that's a perfectly valid position tho
>>145463976I am partially responsible for both the Canucks success and failures.
>>145463979Bring shame to Sweden. Backstrom, Sedin and Zetterberg are rolling in their graves.
gg oceanbros, that was entertaining, it was weird to hear wennberg, soucy and sprong get mentioned again
>>145463991A win is a win
>>145463996i think the only thing you are successful for in life is turning perfectly good food into shit
You won't believe who was given the 11.6 million per year contract. You won't believe it even if I told you.
>mormons
lol who was that clubbies player who just looked away
MY KNIGHTS REMAIN UNDEFEATED AT HOME
>>145463917I will go for the sharks anytime they’re not against my nuckies. That was a good clean game. My nuckies never showed up
New York Rangers Legend Brett Howden
>>145464032how convenient
>>145464043KWAB
Getting druk after that
>my clubbies lost>my knighties won
You now remember when this retard and a cocaine addict saved the league from the >kniggers
>>145463886Yeah, angry animal always works
knights won bro's based brett howden
where will the move the yotes next? bozeman?
>>145464063Literally who?
>>145464063>saved the league>won thec up last yearKWAB
>>145464058At least your clubbies got a point>>145464063Now post the superior Hill save on the same crease versus Florida
>>145464073so lets get down to the bottom of thiswere they or were they NOT bodybuilding magazines?
>>1454640862018 would have been even more embarrassing for everyone else.
>>145464110it already was retard
>>145464063That's why Tuch was banished to Buffalo and in return we got Stanley Cup winner Jack Eichel
>>145464113but i was told buffalel won the trade and tuch would be the captain
>>145464089I don't have it
>>145464117/hersch/ on the postgame with gary lawless and millard
>>145464117The same Buffalels that locked their subreddit when Jack won said that? Lel
>>145464122When the fuck did she join the Knights propaganda team?
>>145464078fuck you
>>145464137this season :)
Alex Meruelo will be back, he just went out to buy milk
>>145464104What does it look like?
>>145464145relax
>>145464156Well I guess I'll be seeing her in person now during VGK events kek
what would you do if you met bedard on public transit
>>145464164Alright so why do you have them under your bed like their porno magazines and why do you have so many? Its susI think you're gay. Its time to repent.
>>145464174Give him a high five and wish him a good hockey career
>>145464174High possibility I would also be fat and awkward while wearing the hat of a defunct sports franchise
>>145464174Definitely not asking for a fucking photograph. I would talk about why he has zero points in his last three games while averaging above 20 minutes of ice time.
>>145464174Probably make fun of him honestly. Make him feel really insecure. Try and fuck with him as much as possible.
>dylan loses for the second time todayKWAB
>>145464174>not even a chicago trainwhat a pussy
>>145464174I would tell him to come home
>>145464176I have them under my bed because my shelves are full of metal and hard rock magazines and can't fit them anywhere else.
>>145464210Trade him for EP40, who says no?
>>145464223CHI wouldn't accept even if they retained 100% of Pettersson's salary for the remainder of his contract.
>>145464174I guess I'm just too poor to understand the appeal of wearing a zip up hoodie that also buttons up
>>145464174aren't there like 100 murders per year on chicago metro
>>145464205>Stors lose>Knights winBased
So did the good or bad guys win today, /hoc/?
>>14546425250/50
>>145464254break it down for me, it's the start of retard hours and we need to get the ball rolling
>>145464269Sens, Caps, Blues and Preds are good guysRuins, Kitties, Pongs and Kniggers are bad guysOther games are neutral
>dylan is dilating againBased
>>145464298oh yea he boilin'
>>145464164those don't look like girly magazines to me
>knights won>knight monsters wonnv was made for hockey
>0.500 hockey is good enough to get you into the playoffs nowwhat a joke
>>145464371>16 ploff spots>32 teamsyou're right, we should expand the game
N/a/shville!
playing diablo
>>145464298>Pedos>Good Guys>Knights>Bad guyslolLmao
>>145464400why do they suck when they're better than last year
>>145464464Trotz is a fraud. Dinosaur coach becomes dinosaur gm who knew.
>>145464298i wonder who's behind this post :^)
>>145464478AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHKWABxhe should be happy the broship is carrying xer team again
whens pride night
>>145464469Better than Lou's squad
MY CLUBBIES LOST(AGAIN)
Goodnight
>>145464536sleep tightly
>>145464464Stamkos and Marchy are washed
>>145464478>Using a weeb Twitter account to post on sportsball internetEmbarrassing
>>145464508every night that you're around
>>145464478Isles are also bad guys tho
>>145464590I thought March Assault was only 26 or something
>>145464641kek
great, another hour of retard hours
just got here for retard hour sorry i'm late i downloaded a lot of porn last night
Clock just changed
>>145464676strange, you're right on time
oh yeah? and how was planet retard?
>>145464689you tell me
>>145464697kek owned
>>145464641He's a little manlet without mark geology to protect him
>>145464723I thought he was at least 6' 2"
>>145464728March assault is 5'7" on a good day without skates
fact: nobody here could type march's name without looking it up, even if their life depended on it
>>145464755marchessault march es soo
>>145464763you cheated, you looked it up so it doesn't count
>>145464755retard
>>145464780You're not allowed to say the R-Word in this Christian thread.
>>145464771i genuinely didnt
A little bit of Randy in my lifeA little bit of Chambers by my sideA little bit of TBG's all I needA little bit of Islesweeb's what I seeA little bit of Ted in the sunA little bit of Kippers all night long
wheres jen
>>145464873all me
TBG became TRB years ago
just hit 274. only probably 20 more hours until 283 which is halfway bro's :)
>>145462145
We don't suck. We're not amazing either right now. The league needs to put this on the other side of the all star break imo. Most frustrating part is any rust we might've shown in game 1 of this thing will be present again for Chicago because we don't play for 5 days.Yes league, please give us time off in early November and pack our schedule harder right before the playoffs. Thanks daddy Gary.
>>145465353pack me harder daddy gary
>>145465373Dumba should never play a game for this organization again. (I am bitter about the loses and going to blame him)7-4 isn’t the worst start ever and the boys played their hearts out today but man……I was hoping for a split on this trip
Desu, lots of doomer fans freaking out.Florida is easily the best team in the league and the stars hung with them. Bounces go one or another we could have taken this game.Luckily we have 60+ games remaining to figure it out and win.Enjoy CFB and NFL this weekend, go stars!
>>145465405For me its the collapse of the oilers
steve dangle is an embarrassment to all leafs fans
>>145465453is anything not an embarrassment to all leafs fans?
>>145465485the attention the rest of canada gives them
>>145465510i dont get this because ive been a leafs fan all my life and i feel like a minority everywhere except in mediais this how it feels to be jewish
>>145464400
>>145465664
>>145465664We get it samir
>>145465855turns out not everyone is your visual novel characters
Why do Canadians even get mad at /hoc/ since they never win the cup
>>145465866What;d you mean by this pajeeet?
>>145465872Not in Faggsile. LOL
>>145465877i am not samir
>>14546588Oh sorry
>>145465892its okay i forgive you i dont judge
>>145465896I don't either since your team is giving up the cup again
>>145465902they arent cup contenders anyway and i made peace with that
>>145465920Are any of your teams?
>>145465928>multiple teamswhy would i cheer for more than one? i like certain teams i guess but i dont cheer for them
>>145465932>why would i cheer for more than oneDude because you're dumb as fuck
>>145465940ok schizo
>>145465940wut
Skjei seems to make a fucking lot of mistakes since he left Carolinamaybe he was never that amazing, and it was just the system he was in
>>145465964he's missing the cock buffets the canes offered
>>145465868Personally I think its hilarious.If canada wins I want it to be my team and they suck. But its funny watching >1993 posting for other teams coming up short
>>145465978i think its funny that everyone american pretends like their nation won the cup even though there are lots of cupless american franchises
>>145465973why are you like this
>>145465973gay
>>145466000randy is a smug cock eater and needs to be reined in >>145466002just like your bodybuilding magazines
>>145466003>and by the way, I don't think that he was an anti-gay poster>I think he was a gay poster
Randy bros... were taking huge Ls this morning...
headcanon bros... if you can believe it, we won AGAIN
>>145464723>mark geology
>>145464729Not only a manlet but egotistical Quebec trash with anger issues.
>>145466212Whyd you say hes from Quebec 5 times
>>145466218You're an alright leaf, I'll rake you last
bud1
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING CANIAC NATION
>>145466353it's 2:26 AM
>>145466359>worst coastg r i m
>>145466353eat cock randy
>>145466372gay post from a gay poster
>>145466372straight post from a straight poster
>>145466387We dont sign our posts here
weast is beast. east is least
>>145466390holy braindead unoriginal>>145466391a better try, but you're still gay
we sign our posts here
>>145466424coping in the shadow of our canesies again, I see
my clubbies lostpain
if current points percentages were playoff seeding:A1 Florida vs. WC1 New JerseyA2 Tampa Bay vs. A3 OttawaM1 Washington vs. WC2 TorontoM2 Carolina vs. M3 New YorkC1 Winnipeg vs. WC2 UtahC2 Minnesota vs. C3 DallasP1 Vegas vs. WC1 CalgaryP2 Vancouver vs. P3 Los Angeles
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
Sens superstar
The battle of peninsulas tonight
The battle of bud1 tonight
battle of my canesies :) tonight
Woke up at 5:00 am, pesky time change
Good gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTtgd0Qayx8
>>145467532retard
Watching the TV-Puck right now and wondering why teenage girls playing hockey are all good looking hotties when girls playing football are all ogre looking dykes
>by the way, I don't think that they were dykepuck magazines>I think they were "sweden is a pedo" magazines
>>145469001I thought it was the opposite
>>145469082If this match is anything to go by hockey is played by stacys
finland and sweden more like fagland and gayden lmao
*leads the league in shutouts in your path*
>>145469390raise a banner to celebrate
>>145469390this kills the samir
>>145469405hes ok the ded wongs are still garbage
>>145469419the samir lashes out in anger unprovoked
>>145469439sorry you feel that way dom, we can hug it out
>>145469456classic samir, anything to trick people into being your friend
>>145469470no need to trick anyone dom, you bring me up by name and we have an exchange of banterwe're friends
>*leads the league in GAA in your path*okay who the FUCK saw this coming
>>145467532woke up this morning
>>145469479is this the newest cope
>>145469491great bants, friend
Dylan btfo yet again
>danish goaltending
building legos > building ikea furniture AINEC
>>145469532I love legos, I like Ikea. Guess lego's win.
>>145469532>>145469643It IS the fascination for autistic bugmen worldwide, kids play with iPads nowadays afterall
>>145465855Imagine the Samir.
is "Samir" supposed to be the same as our boy Sam, or is this a new character?
>>145469812You have to join Premium to find out.
>>145469841I'm not signing up for Hoc+
About what I expected coming out of October, FL and 7 other shitters.
>>145467532based worm catcher
>>145469919Buffalosisters... This year was supposed to be different so why are we hanging out with the Habs at the bottom of the Atlantic..?
>>145469860Hoc + Tuah
>>145469971Your laffs are one of the 7 shitters.
>>145469999good enough for the playoffs
>>145470055Good enough to be one of the 7 shutters, with zero chance for contention.
>>145469919i love october reactionaries
>>145470069i dont believe you
>>145470079>t. parade planning furiously
On my way to the arenaIt's derbytime, babyhate Augsburg from the bottom of my heart. the atmosphere will be wild, we're sold outsee you there, lads
>ContendersJetsHurricanesRangersPanthersGolden KnightsLightningStars>PretendersCapitalsWildCanucks>Fraudseveryone else
>>145470078> t. fan of shitter team
>>145470112>>145470119t. fan of a shitter team
>>145470127>t. delusional fan of a shitter team who's planning the paradeAKA a lafftard.
>>145470113have fun :)
sup /hoc/, you gay retards
>>145470164not a laffer, retard
>>145470195> t. lafftard parade planning intensifies
>>145470215retard
>>145470235> t. Now reaching levels of lafftard not thought achievable
*faggy whiny voice*not a laffer, retard
ladder btfo
>>145470249>>145470258retards
*slurping cat stew*retards
>>145470180Thanks man, I really appreciate it.Already saw lots of police activity, I'm really hyped
I think the ultras might have arranged a fight, they tried to break out of their bus before arriving at the arena
>>145470330for a hockey game? interesting
>>145470510The pantherderby Is one of the biggest rivalries in the leagueOnly really surpassed by the rheinderby, played between Köln and Düsseldorf
>>145470477Based ultras. I wish they existed in North America
>>145470330Beautiful day for a street brawl. Protip: Hit first.
Just risked my life by taking this picLoads of away fans, man I love it
>>145470113>Panthers vs. Panthers
>>145470623fugging hell this atmosphere looks so much better than anywhere in gary's league
>>145470683its a tiny barn that wouldnt work in gary's league
I saw this piece of silver last friday
>>145470735you're right sorry for the antisemitic remark
>>145470623enjoy the game, hans
>>145470115>rags>**>contenders
>>145470741absolute chad wearing the lehtinen jerseymost underrated finn ever
>>145470735Its not THAT small okFits 4815>>145470748Thanks
>>145470777entschuldige mirdo you know who the qt on the bottom-right is?it's from the banner on the DEL's website
>>145470777based afsmallest arena i've been in was 7200
with all the construction in downtown Montreal, would the usual parade route still be available?
>>145470792>North American women's hockey players are all ugly>German women's hockey players are qtsIT'S NOT FAIR
>>145470792Probably one of these
>>145470833I guess it's Gleissnerand I see now why they picked her to be the one in the picturethe grass is not, in fact, greener
there has never been an attractive female hockey player
My jackies have regressed to the mean and can refocus on another tanked season
>>145471007look at the positives, the team has scored more goals than half the league
https://voca.ro/19aOaePZSIewNo idea if you guys can hear itStill 30 minutes until the match startsWe're already cooking
23 minutes lads
>>145471088make this happen, gary
Back from the workout and I went to church yesterday so now I can watch hockey all day but not football
>>145470741based did you go to either of the games?
Colorado Avs's future does look bright, right?I mean they have MacKinnon, Rantanen and Makar. 3 one man armiesI'd say their Stanley Cup window is 7 years long from now
>You really thought there was an NHL player named ZABONGO
This little fella is called xaver btw
>>145471426nope, the tickets were pricey and got sold out fairly quickly
I alweyas remember on Halloween that I met Steven Stamkos at a Halloween party several years ago. I was dressed as Daft Punk. He had some pizza and beer and his pet beaver drove him home in Tampa Bay Florida ladies & gentlemen.
Lesgoooo
I always remember I didn't ask
>>145471526that's a cool mascot
Diversity is a strength my man
I don’t know anything about the sport. I am just half Russian waiting for Ovechkin to break Ze record.
Whoops, there's shit in the ice
>>145471795He'll break it in 2-3 seasons
Any Quebecker here?Why are you so weak and pathetic as a people? Your best player is freaking Dubois while other provinces produce Makars, McDavids, Suzukis etc.
Finland and Sweden (smaller population than Quebec), Germany (not a hockey nation) produce better hockey players than Quebec.Think about it.
I’ve seen Matthew Tkachuk driving his Lexus. I wish so bad I could kiss him.
>>145472142Seen a Quebec license plate on a Chrysler minivan this morning
>>145471854did someone score?
Time for a DeBrusk hot streak now that he scored his first of the season last night
>>145472513Not yetThat was just the beginning of the game
>>145472142greatest player of all time was québécois also, crosby, mackinnon, marchand etc. were developed in our league.
>>145462250Why do the ducks have so many meme goals?
Remember when the sharks were good?
>>145473255>greatest player of all time was québécoisNo?
>>145473356No
>>145473356no, why do you think that?
>>145473365Imagine if his name was Morty Cow
>>145473365>only 4 cups totalkwab
Mike Matheson is a chez nous so fuck off
gotta love it when an american jerks off a canadian
>>145473514there are no american hockey goats to jerk off
>>145473365not even half the talent of lemieux lolkeep copin' prairiechud lmao
>>145473255I wonder how much french they learned
also Vincent damphousse is the most underrated player in NHL history and if you guessed where he was in career points you'd be off by over 100
>>145473610they beat my eagles in the semis that year :(
>>145473597Why are his eyes closed?
>>145473356I do. I think its a failure of the GM to not exploit the Joe Thornton effect. Just take some winger with a great shot and otherwise terrible game, put him on Joes line and then trade him for a real player after he nets 20+ goals.
>>145473645i can tell you he wasnt a p/gp
>>145473658I guess you've never been in extasy after scoring a goal in front of thousands of fans, so you wouldn't know
>>145473610I'm astonished Marchand isn't Quebecois not just because of the name but he has the french rat attitude that is synonymous with our players
>>145473738>>145473738>>145473738NEW
>>145463879and he never did...
