>Saturday 2nd NovemberNewcastle United 1-0 ArsenalBournemouth 2-1 Manchester CityIpswich Town 1-1 Leicester CityLiverpool 2-1 Brighton and Hove AlbionNottingham Forest 3-0 West Ham UnitedSouthampton 1 0 EvertonWolverhampton Wanderers 2-2 Crystal Palace >Sunday 3rd NovemberTottenham Hotspur 14:00 Aston VillaManchester United 16:30 Chelsea>Monday 4th NovemberFulham 20:00 Brentford
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the stat is literally about goal kicks you fucking mongo
>>145462554makes it even worse when you realise that nketiah was sold to fund the newcastle flop's transfer from sociedad
Shit league
Fuck City and fuck Liverpool.
End of an era?! More like end of an error!
How long until El Slotto falls off?
How do United intend to stop Cole Palmer today?
>>145465552Ruud is going undercover as a member of his family to tell him his granpappy aint doing so good
>kalvin philips
>>145465105Not think it’s weird how you obsess about anything Liverpool FC related? I pray you are the same nonce who spams Liverpool women’s team too. Having two weirdo nonces who support Liverpool is an embarrassment
>>145466471Liversimp does it for attention. He's a very weird bloke in general.
Ange always wins things in his second season. Will it be the League?
>>145466756>10 games in>"Imagine if we hadn't been shit for 3 of them"
Bullied that fat yank out the thread lmao
fun fact of the day: arsenal has conceded the same amount of goals as manchester united
Thoughts on later? Will the Ruud boys do Liverpool a favour?
>>145467068Are they playing Man City?
>>145467088Chelsea will be top 3 this season. Don’t underestimate them
>>145467119And Man City and Liverpool will be top 2
>>145467329>115 FC>top 2 LMAO
>>145467007Honestly think that based United winning the FA Cup at the end of last season is what broke Arteta and Arsenal
>>145467119kek
>>145467119This but Brighton
>Non-league shittersHurr durr y u no liek "real football">Also non-league shittershttps://x.com/TheFLZone/status/1852793343874568505
Why are the adverts on 4chins all porn?
>>145468324Imagine being as much of a joyless husk as you.
https://twitter.com/FisherFilmCrew/status/1852746163885134169>Speculative long range effort from Ed Sata bounces off the bar and Bearsted's Frankie Leonard saves well from Courtney Barrington’s rebound while still tangled in the netting!!!What a save
>>145468444Imagine thinking "lad" """"banter""""" is funny. Bet you guffaw when you see some jerkoff with "paedo 69" on the back of their pink t-shirts don't you
>>145468662>getting this upset because someone decided to have funYou sound soulless.
>>145468699I'd be annoyed if I had to sit through that shite, fortunately I wouldn't be caught dead watching non-league
>>145468731>I'd be annoyed if I had to sit through that shiteAt half time? Why would you be sitting solid for the entirety of half-time? Silly twat.
Mr Pepe, I don't feel so good...
liverpool and city par from last seasonarsenal have dropped the ball
>>145468324>>145468662>>145468731Liversimp spotted
>>145468881It's not Liversimp but it is another Liverpool supporter. No surprise he's so precious.
>>145468881>>145468916I don't even support a club I just love the God Six
>>145468858>-9kekAlso what happened to Villa?
>>145468953>I just love the God SixTry harder.
>west ham fans hounding out lolpeteguishould've sided with moyes over steidten
>>145468998They were shite under him, winning the Conference League papered over the cracks. Zero chance Moyes goes back for a third spell at this stage.
>>145468998Why not give the new coach some time. Didn’t he do well at Wolves?
>>145469048IIRC he was bang average
This ferdi nigga playing at brighton should be a gooner in a just world
>>145469029he wanted to build a british core but wasn't backed by the board
FUN FACTI used to think for almost my entire childhood that Tottenham were from the midlands because i subconsciously associated Arsenal, Chelsea and West Ham with being big London clubs and the name ""Spurs"" just sounded made up to me, like it was some team imported from America
What snacks should I get my dad to bring me? He watches the football at mine and in return he bribes me with chocolate, doughnuts etc
>>145469388six pack beer for each of you and those mini pretzels with a dip your choice.
>>145469388whatever his favorites are
>>145469388I’d suggest lube, strawberries and cream, and a Barry White LP
Noticing all the political parody accounts on X are getting exposed as angry lefties is hilarious
>>145469444No I don't drink, and if I do it's a cosmopolitan but no alcohol, pretzels with dip sound nice though>>145469445He likes savoury things! Like sausage rolls, which I don't mind >>145469473You're literally a wrongun
>>145469512Sorry I thought you said Daddy I assumed it was a submissive relationship. Forgive me for trying to be nice. I’m usually a massive homophobe
>>145469512did your parents split up before or after you came out?
>>145469534Lmao wtf, it's my literal dad! Is funny
>>145469547Why are you trying to be nasty?
>>145469566the blue haired ghouls in the 'cord have a job to do
What’s really pissing me off? Glad you asked. The channel 4 show last night on the Ottoman Empire. That woman is clearly clever but knows nothing about it and keeps saying Turkish names in an Arabic way
>>145469583My hair is auburn, definitely not blur. Wish people were nicer
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP NOW LAS~~~
>>145468998People who wag their finger and say 'should have stuck with moyes' don't watch football, they were just as bad with him, except Loptegui will make a sub before the 70th minutethe real issue is Sullivan continually being a tight cunt where it matters and overpaying on average players
>>145469512>No I don't drinkDoes your boyfriend drink, fag?
>>145469652No he is a bodybuilder, and unironcally posts on /fit/, and very straight thank you.He'd crush you lol
I don’t drink because Allah forbids it
>>145469675Your boyfriend is a bodybuilder, who posts on /fit/, who is also straight?
>lurks /fit/Certifiably gay
>>145469454kek
>>145469454that old lady's stupidity was frustrating >>145469473
>>145469693Yeah its just a meme bodybuilders are gay. He definitely isn't gay.I think I'd be way more upset if he cheated with a man than a woman. I'd be upset either way but idk. Anyways he likes the gym, and my dad likes the football and I like snacks, im a foodie
>>145469675kek bodybuilders cant fight.unless hes tall but ive never known anyone on /fit/ who wasnt a 5'9 turbomanlet
>>145469754it's true people who aren't tall can' t fight
Can we nip this gimmick in the bud right now please?
>>145469754He is 6'4, why do you think with him lol definitely not his maturity lol.Nah he is OK, treats me well, but I'd feel really bad if he was short. Glad he isnt
According to /fit/ it’s not gay to give a blowjob
>>145469915Nah you're thinking of receiving
boldboisterous
>>145470083Lol remember when this guy was talking shit before the champions league final, and lost
>>145470083Should go down as one of the leagues greatest but won’t because of his views on Palestine
>>145470153I support Israel
>>145470083Shame he couldn't do it against Forest (Notts Forest won 1-0 at Anfield)
>>145470153>his views on Palestinehis views are allowed by the government, funnily enough he'd be in bigger trouble in egypt than in the UK had he declare a harder statement
MK Dons (the biggest cheats in English football, Liverpool apparently being second) losing 2-0 at home to AFC Wimbledon
>>145470321>Non-leagueGenuinely who gives a single solitary fuck?
>>145470321did make me laugh that article the BBC put out with some MK Dons fans who said that the rivalry didn't mean much, sad cunts
>>145470354>>145470321>samefag
>>145470396>seething Dons customerhope you enjoy your franchise
>>145469512>savouryI'm so tired of seeing this shit fake word everywhere food-related now. The lgbtqsghsrnzejnm+ of cooking.
>>145470321>Dave still butthurt over being called out yesterdaylmfao
>>145470354Genuinely hilarious: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c2k0xyp47kzo>Wimbledon FC's highly controversial move to Milton Keynes more than 20 years ago remains one of the most taboo subjects in English football.>It is one Milton Keynes Dons fan Ryan remembers well. He had grown up supporting the Wombles and was their mascot in his second game at Plough Lane.>He was at Wembley to see the famous "Crazy Gang" lift the FA Cup in 1988 - still his greatest football memory - and his mum had been at school with club legend Dave Bassett.>He adored football and loved Wimbledon FC.>Unlike the majority of supporters who now cheer on AFC Wimbledon, the phoenix club formed in place of the original, Ryan was part of a small group who bought into the vision sold by Pete Winkelman and his consortium and followed the club to its new home in Milton Keynes.>"There needs to be an acceptance this has happened now," Ryan says, his unwillingness to disclose his full name indicative of the acrimony that still exists between the clubs.Love that last part. Absolute chickenshit coward.
If Casemiro plays well again today I am officially #tenhagout
>>145470570You sound angry
>vicario getting bullied on corners>udogie and porro spamming crosses>son and kulusevski doing shimmies and pass it backwards>bentancur/sarr/romero/son/kulusevski attempting pot shots from outside of the box yup just a typical day of angeball
>>145470570Dude wat
>>145470570he's right you know
Mutt army vs Yid army
Just found this on the phone library
>>145470619can't be too many who kept supporting them after the move, should really just drop the Dons name too
Today
my wife's son just texted me "need to cop that savoury shit rn ong"
>1-1 at the 55th minute>sub your best attacker who assisted the equalising goal off for richarlison >big fat ange
usual lineup by Man Unitedit's like ten Hag never leftbut heh maybe there'll be some attacking pattern
>>145471583Wrong. Ten Bag never did Casemiro Ugarte midfield. What the hell is it you’re looking for?
>>145471562Mate...
>le gud ebening man
>>145471495ynr higuain at lelsea
Based Spurs doing the absolute minimum to keep Ange in a job
Man Utd’s bench fucking hell. Thought they spent 600m?
>>145471562Well well well
someone better check on Son tonight, he realizes he's the problem
>>145464834About two months
>>145470083>drops off after christmas, yet again, in your path
they probably won't like hearing it but that little john denver song man u sing before kick off is very cringe and very tinpot
damn this is shit
based ange
BOSS
seems like a farewell on the last part
Chelshit are gonna throw arent they
Madrid would be SO good if they signed haaland instead of mpaypal
>Following Bruno Fernandes' goal, Eddie Nketiah has now had the most shots of players yet to score (17) in the Premier League this season.
only thing that's changed for United is Casemiro is trying a bit harder
United improving still. Unlucky not to get the 3 points against a tough Chelsea side
>Chelshit scraping a draw with constant referee assistance
>mug created for thisthe ABUism is terminal
What a fucking TOP weekend for Liverpool!
>Penchester Refnited get a penalty at Pen Trafford>concede anywayCan't make this shit up
Sanchez is such a shit goalkeeper btwDare I say he might even be more of a liability than Onana
>>145481424support your local club
Think referees are too nervous for big matches.
>>145481360>improving>during a new manager bounceMate...
I like Rashford. I want to spam here if he scores because some here really get angry at him. But fucking hell
Notice how Chelsea fans are throwing their BLACK keeper under the bus. No mention of Palmer's poor performance. They are the most blatantly racist set of fans in English football and it's not even close.
>>145481821palmer is black
>>145481821>Notice howNot really no. Point it out for us would you
>>145481821Palmer is black. Check your own racism
>>145470619I grew up in Wimbledon and anyone who supports MK is considered a joke. It was always complete spackers that did so.
>>145481821How many flags do you post with in this thread?
>>145481821Their whole team is black though
>>145481821You are actually retarded. Robert Sanchez has been absolute shit for years now and it is bewildering why Chelsea even signed him.
Cold hard fact here Zirkzee needs to lose some weight. Fat fuck could score if he didn’t move like a tank
>Arse are behind Chelseaholy KWAB
>>145482099His confidence is completely blown
>>145482147sick of hearing this excuse, he's fucking shite, so is Hojlund who dived today instead of making a run for the ball when Utd had the ball in the Chelsea box
>>145482147Well I’m sorry for the inconvenient timing but it’s true. He’d be a lot better 10kg lighter
>arseanal>5thlole
They're already planning on loaning Zirkzee out in the summer
>>145482289They should delete Uber eats from his phone first give it a try
>>145482289he's too slow for the PL
>>145482289Oh but fucking Antony gets to stick around for 2 seasons
>>145482392They’ve got fidget spinners to sell they won’t take the merchandise loss yet
>>145482289That's a bit harsh. Hojlund didn't score for over 1000 minutes of played time or something and they stuck with him. Zirkzee scored in like his second game I think? Plus he's assisted too. It's really unfair to not stick by him
>>145482462He was alright against Leicester u21s on Wednesday. Very good at winning the ball. Awful at shooting but all the forwards are right now
>>145482289Have they moved it to the summer? I read it was in January. I guess the manager change might have delayed that. Or maybe it was a Ten Hag idea to loan him in January
awlroight there mayte
>>145482563>sign me this player >loan him out, he’s shitTen Hag really is a poor manager
>>145482462Hojlund still isn't good tbf. He's still future potential man. It's not benefiting the club to have two future prospects and no player good enough right now. It's not like either have raised their game to compete with each other for play time. Might as well move Zirkzee on to an easier league to develop away from the heavy shirt of United
Did my man Timo Wernlingz play today? I missed the game
>>145482657I mean I don't know that Ten Hag specifically wanted to loan him, I just thought it was the January window they were looking to do it rather than the summer and Ten Hag leaving is the only thing I can think of that would affect that.
The Ruud Boys continue their unbeaten run!
Drawing at home to Chelsea is a good point. Everyone thought it'd be a lot worse. This is a good result under the circumstances
>>145482879Cope.
>>145482392Loaning out your record signing is admitting defeat and the one thing Ten Hag never did was admit he was shit
>>145482879Before KO I thought we’d be capable of a win. By HT I would take a draw immediatelyOnto PAOK. If we can’t beat them we need a miracle
corrspurs look propa elite when on formvery optimistic for diss ange projectwe are fuggin MASSIVEhappy for solankehappy for johnsonhappy for maddisonhappy for sonCLASSallroundMATE
Mazraoui is based. Only 15m too, corr
>>145483845u fink?
>>145483845weren't u ange out like a week ago
>>145484957This is /sp/ we're all emotionally incontinent kneejerk retards here
>>145484359Yet another banging signing from Ten Hag. Should have kept him IMO.
kek... out pepping pephttps://x.com/afcbournemouth/status/1853014758620070359
>>145485744>Results in the keeper booting it out of playWow so impressive
>>145485744fell asleep to this webm. woke up and they were still passing.is this what gen z'ers jizz their pants over?
so did liverpool bench poonezi assume the answer is yes
>>145487400he started at the weekend
>>145487417yikes 3rd by january then
>>145487442liverpool won btw
>Gary Neville still backs Arsenal to win the Premier League
>>145487570During the match they were still going on about Arsenal's "points gap" from the title lolMad how much that club gets rimmed by the British press.
>>145487570Im a United fan and Id personally enjoy watching get kicked in the bollocks a thousand times and then gets framed for being a pedophile and has all his assets taken from him
>>145487692but he's a club legend
>>145487820hes a massive twat who talks shite non stop. Jamie Carragher is better is every way and I never thought Id say that 13 years ago when they started punditry
>hating our GNevright wing incel
>>145487570He also said Man U would finish above Liverpool after the 3-0. I used to quite like him but he's losing his mind this season. The hate he spouts for Liverpool is genuinely embarrassing.
>>145483845what >>145484412 said
>>145488578United fans have had to put up with Schteve "Macca" McMemememan on ITV and BT Sports for years
>>145488643>ITVWhen was the last time ITV showed CL football
>>145488578He thought Klopp leaving would be the start of their downfall like it was for man united when Ferguson left.
>>145488578>The hate he spouts for Liverpool is genuinely embarrassingMental that scousers actually believe this
>>145489310Everyone knows he hates Liverpool, but he's not even trying to be humourous, he just comes across as bitter and unprofessional. Probably because of >>145489214
Rodrigo Hernández Cascante, known as Rodri or Rodrigo, is a Spanish professional footballer who plays as a defensive midfielder for Premier League club Manchester City and the Spain national team. Known for his passing, playmaking and physical attributes, he is widely regarded as one of the best players in the world
Do you think they became sexual deviants after Puff put it in them when they were young and innocent?
>>145487820>club legendLike how he used his testimonial money to set up a hotel and then over-charge United fans for going the game He's a cunt with no morals.Just like when he whinges about clubs sacking managers, then Salford have a new bloke every few months whilst they buy their way up the league (totally not like City btw!!!)
Wish they werent required to wear the poppy. Then i could see who cares about UK and who is globohomo scum
It really is hilarious that after Arsewog has spent months seething about Ange and screeching about how he is a fraud and needs sacking, that Spurs are now TWO points behind Arsenal and realistically could go into the international break AHEAD of Arsenal as they'll draw/lose to Chelsea next week
Lovely win for the reds today Missy Bo may regret the move to Villa already, subbed off today after another poor performance
>>145490022>He's a cunt with no moralsTypical Labour supporter then.
>>145490260Yes one can only hope to reach the impecable moral standing of Chris "The Pincher" Pincher, Boris Johnson or Nigel Farage
Just watch the highlights. Most embarrassing dive I've seen since Jota.
Is arsewog still melting down?Will arteta be sacked for their dogshit style, overspending and no trophies? Will Thomas Partey be deported to face justice like the rapist he is?
>beaten at the near post againdave please come back
>>145491217Onana has absolutely zero reflexes. He only makes saves when he knows exactly where the ball is going before it's kicked.
Spurs are the dark horse for the league
>Tottenham Hotspur icon Nacer Chadli backs Spurs to lift silverware this season
>>145491747The coveted league cup perhaps?
>>145491770I get it is a shit cup but I never understood why Spurs fans and managers turned their noses up at it - Jose didn't and got them to a (winnable) final but the rest of them did, I remember Poch even denigrated it as a lesser cup. Just baffling. Surely win it and use it as a springboard, at least.
>>145491489this will be the death of him, that twente goal was nauseating to see live. he's not even a manlet so over predicting shots like they're penalties doesn't even make any sense
>>145491747>icon nacer chadli Wut? I won’t say he wasn’t always a fairly decent Premier League winger, but icon seem a bit far.
>>145491908it's a meme
>>145487570
>>145485744kek after diss performance no one can say that we beat a weak pep side in eflwe massive
Garnashit needs to be sent back to the bench istg, at his age and his skill level, his ego shouldn't be Ronaldo's level already.
>heads into international break below SpursOh no no no
>>145492845I blame United's fanbase for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyd5-cf52REHe's right you know. You should listen to your dad.
>>145493277>first recommended videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7nKxg8XUAsKek.
>>145493411RAWK have a thread dedicated to this complete lack of atmosphere at Anfield. Why does Liversimp (who brags about how he never attends matches) get so upset when people mention it?
>arsewog shifted his obsession to Liverpoo Kek
>>145492652>we beat a weak pep side in eflIt's been a few years since City were in the EFL (not that many though)
>>145490113>p*ppy Kek
>Arsenals era of success ended with 0 trophies
>>145493646>(not that many though)Cole Palmer wasn't born the last time Manchester City were in the First Division.
>>145493692>[Cole Palmer is young] Kek
>>145493679Surely that can't be true.... they spent a billion pounds in that timeframe, they must've won something....
Any update on the javi martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>145493724>22 years ago "isn't that many years"Are you 60 or something.
>>145493750Always makes me kek
i wouldnt mind liverpool winning title1. coz would just piss arsenal fans off who feel like they have been next in line for last 2 years2. would show up klopp with his gay little system and doping, allegedly being a liverpool goat despite only managing a single league title. just rub salt in the wound at the fact that klopp is actually a massive underachiever. in a bad way3. just good city not winning
Expect arsewog to go crazy over spurs for the next week as he realises they're about to drop below them on the table He's terrified!
>>145493789Stop rimming Scousers you vile incel homosexual. Getting your tongue RIGHT UP their bindipping arse holes Kek
>>145493789Livershit and Arsenog and the army of arsewogs won't win anything
>>145493731
>>145493857Wenger won 3 of them and their fans hounded him out of the club.In hindsight should have kept him.
>>14549376022 years is not that long in terms of football. You (a zoomer runt) should be able to appreciate this fact - you are actually above the age of 18?
>>145493900they're also complaining that arteta closes the shop after a one goal lead, wenger used to chase another goal after being one up yet they were calling for his head
>>145493939>22 years is not that long in terms of football.You are talking complete and utter bollocks.
>>145493939Why, are you after a new victim Arsenonce?
>>145493939>22 years is not that long in terms of footballt. Arsenal fan coping about 20 years without a title
>>145493965>>145494026Ironically a certain Mr. Wenger managed Arsenal for almost 22 years.
why does arsewog always talk about rimming
190 melty
>>145494129Kek
>>145494331Meds
He's off them, yes Thankfully the paedophile cunt knows to stay here on 4chan and not break into houses, doing things to children
>Manchester United talisman Gary Neville believes his former club have only made one successful signing over the last ten years. >He claimed Bruno Fernandes is the only signing United have made since Sir 'Alex Ferguson' Fergie retired that has "done more than I thought he would" since making the move to Manchester.
Arsewog projecting his fantasies onto people again btw
190 in his late 40s. yet to have sex even once, spends all day on 4chan like it's a social media website looooool got called out by Aisha a woman he felt in love with and in his shut-incel mind was married to LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>145493900yeh he won them like 20 years beforehand jesus f lol
>>145493557been explained many times that anfield gets loud when it needs todoes it need to be loud when you're 2-0 up agauinst shitters in october? it does not
>>145493411>>145493557theres serious problems in Anfield and Old Trafford for years. They keep trying to improve it and it keeps failing. They know what to do to fix it, cap low tier tickets at £20/ ST at £250 and put them all together. Their away supports are loud as hell theres no reason you cant replicate that at Home
>>145490124Everyone here says Arsenal is shit and Arteta isn't a good manager. Why would Ange and Spurs be good if they are 'only' 2 points behind that bad team with their bad manager?Seems like Arsewog was right all along mate.
>Edu jumping to Forestoh dear oh dear Arsenal are in full collapse
Here's your 75 million cdm bro
>>145498192edu is a slimy guy who does shady deals with joorabchian, marinakis employs the right man to launder his drug money
>>145498048>Swedish Arsenal fan damage controlling again
>>145498272At least I contribute to a healthy discussion. Your post is just shitposting. No content and 100 % projection. You might as well sit and talk to your wall since you make up what other people are doing/thinking.
>>145498272That was harsh. I apologize. I don't know what you have been through today. We both try to do better eh?
>>145498304>>145498310Absolutely rattled.
>>145494480>Sir 'Alex Ferguson' Fergie
>>1454981985.9 seems pretty generous considering
>>145478137How many times has Liverpool won in the last 20 years? I can't stand this club with it's fake success
Amorim better hurry up, the Ruud wave is rising
https://x.com/NoContext_FanTv/status/1853181969430921475?s=19United customer being racist on camera after the game yesterday.Already been found and sent to united and GMP
>>145498728They always look like they live on a council estate and have 3 kids by the age of 22
>>145498728Literally could have said 1000 different things. Everyone so quick to assume she said niggas out
>>145498728Bloody PC woke mob at it again.
>>145498843Lmao
>>145498886What are you telling me it’s clear you can hear her say niggas out? Almost every reply under that tweet is asking what did she say
>>145498843that's clearly what she said
>>145498910Yes, as did the people who were there and confronted her after the fact over it. And her social media is full of racist shitSorry Liversimp, but generic council estate slag #82635 will he charged within 24 hours
>>145498728Nice work. Now to let another few criminals out of prison to make room for this lass.
you're a homosexual if you don't live on a council estate and have 3 kids by the age of 22
>>145462557Couple news drops by Indy at lunch, ahead of MSM on specifics again
>Arsenal basically giving the power of the entire club to ArtetaWeeeell that's Arsenal done with as a club. Who takes their place now? Villa?
at the end of the dayArsenal
>>145498728Flex reaction is top kek>does anyone know who this woman issad bastard
>>145499484you're wholeheartedly righti've been thinking about this a lot recently and even speaking to some of my friends about this question and have come to the undeniable conclusion thatArsenal
>Arne Slot was the only coach to whom Richard Hughes, director of football, offered the job, regardless of what Gary Neville may suggest he knew (Paul Joyce)alonso links turned out to be tabloid bullshit after all
>>145499374>ahead of MSM on specifics againHe isn't Liversimp, but you stay delusional.
>>145499695>would you like to talk about the Liverpool job, Xabi?>no fuck offSEE WE NEVER EVEN OFFERED HIM THE JOB LANOBOY TURNS US DOWNBIGGEST CLUB IN THE CITY LA
>>145498728Fucking hell thats brazen
>>145498758Lol that's Manc DNA right there. There's no helping the north
>>145499695Xabi will have been sounded out before Richard Hughes got the job, and they knew he wanted to stay another year. Neville is a retard thinking Liverpool and West Ham offered Amorim the job though
>>145499898always important to remember Nevillle doesn't try to be objective when it comes to Utd
>>145499695Alonso’s going to Real desu, team’s a mess so will be easy for them to dump Ancelotti
>>145498728>1.8 million viewsI swear you could post a video of someone getting beheaded in the middle of London and it wouldn't get this many views
>>145462557Why did few PL clubs want Amorim? I thought portuguese league was bad.
>>145500001Everybody passed on him bar United and they'd been SNUBBED all summer
>>145500001>I thought portuguese league was bad.better than the dutch league and apparently everyone wants their retarded coaches.he has a 3atb system which scared off liverpoop considering the reinvention necessary for their whole structure (including academy) and decided to go for someone who slotted right in (hehe) once snubbed by Alonso.anyone who believes west ham rejected him only to hire lopetegui (someone who failed majorly in the same portuguese league) is frankly retarded. it was a stupid ploy by his agent to pressure liverpoop.
>>145500001west ham was the only one bar united who had actual interests and they didn't want him in the end, probably because sullivan is a stingy cunt
>>145500001I don't think anyone was actually intersted in him bar West Ham. He was also linked to Chelsea, Barcelona and Bayern Munich in the summer and none of them had a meeting with him either. He's been linked with several clubs but ultimately only one was willing to talk to him. I imagine he just has quite the active agent
>>145499968just saw the la liga tablewoahwhats happening to them?thought they would be unstoppable with mbrap-hog
Don't forget our homeless friend's insistence about Redcafe ITKs totally knowing for 2 whole years that Amorim is Pep's successor. Retard actually tried that
>>145498696>players want their mate to cushion them from the new managerFuck them. Their poor performance and unprofessional attitude had gotten how many managers sacked now? Fuck them.
>>145499898>Liverpool and West Ham offered Amorim the job thoughHalf right. Liverpool offered him the job and he snubbed them. West Ham didn't offer him the job because they snubbed him.
>>145498696>>145500281If that report's true (https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13248186/ruud-van-nistelrooy-man-utd-players-want-club-legend-to-remain-at-old-trafford-under-ruben-amorim) then INEOS have changed precisely nothing.
>>145500160Mbappe can't play the 9, he misses or is offside all the time, with no Kroos they have no midfield, Abuelotti refuses to play Güler despite the fact he creates and scores more than the mass of ngubus combined. Bellingham was on a purple patch, he hasn't done shit this season.
Got your bets on for fulham Vs Brentford lads?
>>145500293half right ladz West Ham told him no after meeting him, Liverpool told him no when he left Sporting in the middle of a title race to speak to West Ham
>>145500160>woahThey've lost one match and are 2nd
>>145500202Nobody has debunked it yet, if they're not ITK why do they get team info hours early?
>>145500293Liverpool never even met him. They snubbed him the moment he got rejected by West Ham.
>Sporting v Man City tomorrowGood chance to see what this lad is all about
>>145500689Two lies in a row. Comes so easily to the bin scoungers.
>>145500664>if they're not ITK why do they get team info hours early?you can see the team training lad, that's how people know, same at Celtic, used to be a problem at Liverpool too but they out up big fences
>Rúben Amorim on Sporting to face Man City: “If the result is negative, the expectations about me will drop, but if we win, they will think the new Sir Alex Ferguson has arrived!”.
>>145500936He knows how delusion the customers are then
>>145500936He really shouldn't have said this
>>145500936>My focus is on winning the match for Sporting. The conclusions are not important for me because they could be erroneous. If we win tomorrow they will think the new Alex Ferguson has arrived.hate British media so much
>>145491217lol it's a really clean strike through a sea of bodies into the corner.
>>145500979pretty worrying that he's saying these kinds of stuff at press conferences desu, i think i gotta dig his portuguese interviews more to see whether he's always like this or not
>>145498192Looking like not just forest but the entire sporting group plus a big time salary jump.
>>145500936The discussions of this guy being a bit of a nutter sound accurate desu Can see some regular meltdowns when pressure gets high
https://x.com/pheez25/status/1853368574254977374holy shit hahahahaha, United fans really were living in a trench under him
>>145501569someone needs to remind George that the virtue signalling was *started* by that "partner" that got her attention and sympathy and is still consuming his money
>>145501569Wish someone would harm this commie faggot
>>145501606>TEN QAEDAJesus christ lmao. I knew about like half of those embarrassments fucking hell
>>145501569strange post
>>145501746>Attitude: MourinhowatMou is charismatic as fuck, this guy has the personality of a boulder. a very bland and smooth boulder, the type that wouldn't even be fun climbing over. head shaped like one as well.
https://twitter.com/imzispoms/status/1853482720061452646>getting that upset because the current Sporting manager won't give you an answer in EnglishGary Cotterill is easily one of the worst journalists around. Has been a cunt for years.
Was thinking about brentford Fulham and had completely forgotten that Brentfords main man used to be ivan toney... where did he go?
>>145502534dont talk shit about based cotty
>>145502792Saudi. The most baffling thing is not a single club attempted to sign either Mbeumo or Wissa.
>>145502801>WissaLove his little lightbulb head
>fulham vs brentford
lmao who is he kidding>yes i flew to london just to turn down the job
>>145500492uhh yeh but 6 points off and 3 draws.
>>145501569i like to fink she did it on purpose to get him out of man united
>>145503388>I didnt want to leave last year, but I do want to leave 10 games into the seasonIs he... retarded?
umm wut
>>145503573Roma seem to make a lot of dog shit decisions
>>145503551QUIET! How DARE you question the next Lord Alex Ferguson!
https://x.com/RegistaCall/status/1853493439481934150
People don't really think Amorim is comparing himself to Fergie, right? It seemed pretty clear that he was talking about fans being delusional as fuck.
>>145503573Absolute horrible for both parties. Roma need to get someone who knows how to rebuild a team, Lampard needs to stop trying for top level jobs and accept that he needs more time in lower league management. I believe he can be a good manager, he certainly has the intelligence and experience playing under some absolute elite managers, but he very clearly need some experience without all the pressure. I think the only reason he managed to make it sort of work first season with Chelsea was because there were absolutely zero expectations, as soon as the transfer ban was lifted he started panicking and making stupid decisions. Same with Everton where the threat of relegating a massive club made him overthink and do stupid shit. He was good for Derby, where again the pressure was off. He needs more time to learn management and tactics before he takes on these high stakes jobs. Roma should absolutely be in the CL, but their squad is absolute dog shit. Don’t do it Frank.
>>145504691not even ABUs are that stupid
FFS how did Brentford manage that
>da bees
FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM FULHAM
>90 + 2>90 + 7Already thinking about going to bed
>>145504919>pundits and journos were genuinely pushing "Thomas Frank for Man United"
>>145504691You are also wrong. He was clearly taking the piss.
>Leny Yoro is expected to return to the Manchester United squad against Ipswich Town on November 24 - Ruben Amorim’s first game.
>>145504817>Roma should absolutely be in the CLNot really. Plenty of Italian clubs bigger than them.
>>145505467>plentyThe MilansJuveNapolithat's it
>>145505572LazioTorinoFiorentinaParmaSampdoriaPalermo
>>145505617>palermo, a team that has been bankrupt more times than it's had trophiesare you being serious
>>145505639Finishing second a bunch of times isn't impressive.
>>145505650>zero top flight titles>zero cups>bigger than Roma
>>145505666Lot more trophies though
>>145505676They actually don't. But keep up your bizarre delusion.
>>145503741just friedkin things
>>145505617None of those teams are bigger in stature than Roma. And Roma was consistently a top 4 side for decades until the wheels suddenly came off around the same time Totti called it quits.
Dixie Dean and Teammate, Roberto Martinez' Grandfather, Goodison Park
>mou claiming that his team is fighting the "system"oh boy he'd fit in nicely with a certain london club
>>145506153dick-see dean
>>145506862u like seeing dicks dontcha
how many has this happened this season
>>145507304at least shaw stopped trying to fool people and just focused on black ops
>>145507304ill be honest, ignoring all the anonymount shit, i cant even tell if hes actually a good player. i remember him being good at chelsea but thats about it
>>145507596he wasn't even good for long lol, he was good at moving around winning fouls and delivering some brilliant free kicks but then he stopped caring after the CL win
curious
>Frank #Lampard is one of the candidates to take over as the new head coach of AS Roma – confirmed >Lampard could replace Ivan Juric if the 49y/o, who is currently under heavy criticism, would be dismissed. First call: Gazzetta dello Sport.ENTER
why is my man Owheelz still not having a job? it's been 3 years
>>145512147>3 managers in 10 monthslol, can't wait for the friedkin takeover of everton>>145512336he's working as a technical director for uefa
>>145512147I don't know why Lampard is so insistent on taking shit jobs at clubs undergoing a crisis that will only keep tanking his reputation, it's like he's too nice and can't say no.
This was the form table after match week 10 last year
>>145506153Bit zesty
>>145512637Hard to believe there was only 15 teams last season. Sometimes they just make too many changes
>it's a Liverpool win the league by Christmas episode
>Xabi Alonso on links with Liverpool job last March: “I saw the links to replace Klopp but at that time I was focused on winning the league. I didn’t negotiate with clubs”.
>>145512881oops, it appears 4chan must have bugged out and done something to my image. Because there are 20 teams in my original unedited photo. Pic not related
>>145512637Arsenal collapse is insane
>>145513134They really messed up their chance not winning it two years ago and to a lesser extent last year. They were bound to take a step back eventually, I feel like their time has passed for the next season or two. Arteta was really pushing his players
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cvgln752v78oHarvey Price's Team of the Week clearly not penned by him
>>145513232>Who has made Troy's Premier League team of the week?Um one of the interns?
Kinda wish liverpool had put out a public statement calling neville a retard, would have been fun discourse. Seeing neville squirm on air would have been good tv
Made me kek
>>145513464They won a champions league spot lmao
>>145513453Too chickenshit to do anything. Much like last year.
>>145513453he really does embarrass himself anywhere that Liverpool and/or Man Utd are involved
>>145513453Every year he predicts united top 4 and Liverpool collapse, every year he looks retarded. Its never brought up
>>145513470Embarrassing
Only made it to day 5 for nnn lads
>>145513470wenger was chased out of the club for "only" getting a CL spot btw
>Initial reports from the Italian media stated it had been Everton sources who recommended Lampard to the Serie A side. >That sounded somewhat questionable, given Lampard lasted less than a year at Goodison Park. Corriere dello Sport now report it wasn’t Everton sources who recommended the Chelsea legend, but rather his agent. How embarrassing. 'If anyone asks, say I didn't call you but that Everton did'
>>145513453So why didn't they actually make a complaint instead of telling journos that they considered it? >>145513576He's literally on United's payroll now (getting paid more than Fergie did in his ambassadorial role), I don't understand how his job at Sky Sports is morally tenable.
>>145513453semantics
>>145513706>I don't understand how his job at Sky Sports is morally tenable.I don't think anyone expects ex-pro footballers to be neutral in the first place
>>145513706Le Tissier was ambassador for Southampton and paid, you're just a seething ABU
>>145513727Le Tissier also believes you can make your water taste better by talking to it, he's not a good examples
>>145513727Le Tissier was nowhere near prominent on Sky Sports, was basically ever only on Soccer Saturday. Meanwhile Gary Neville is their top pundit and co-commentator.
>Erik ten Hag did not want Manchester United to sign Joshua Zirkzee this summer and was left furious when the Dutchman arrived overweight
>>145513706>He's literally on United's payroll nowRatcliffe is a smart guy with all this paid pr, pity he's clueless when it comes to the football
mad how widespread the word based is now, like this shitty word from 2009 /sp/ has permeated real life culture to the point you've got elon musk calling caitlin jenner based on joe rogan's podcast, freaks my nut. they seem to use it as the opposite of woke or something
>>145514143yeah it leaked out of pol where it gets used that way
>>145514143Yeah almost like it was used before 4chan stole it from Lil B or something
>>145514258not only are you wrong you write like a sissy
>Manchester United are planning another move to sign Jarrad Branthwaite next summer. Dan Ashworth believes he would suit Ruben Amorim’s preferred 3-4-3 system
>>145514143Based was used by blacks before 4chan adopted itBut yes now it's been spread by retards who don't care about looking like losers in public so don't hide their power level, and speak like they're making a 4chan post
>>145513742Gin... and me rimmed-her
>>145514258based
>>145514276He's not wrong. The only reason I know who the fuck lil b is because 4chan stole the term based from him.
>SnubchesterKWAB
Scrawny nerds stealing from a black man for a change
>>145514496Utd fans are really happy with the appointment of amorim. Nobody cares mate.
>really happy with a West Ham rejectkek
>>145514276moron
>>145514648You're the most predictable scouse mong on this board.
>>145462557>Hojlund is shitConversion rate for strikers 23 and under.
>>145514687>CdKdamn
>>145514687doesn't mean a lot when he has no idea how to get the ball consistently
>>145514700you mean when his current team mates are absolutely shit at finding him
>>145514687>only take shots when you're guaranteed to score>Otherwise just pass it off, or get disposessed>have sky high conversion rate>OMG I'M THE BEST STRIKER IN THE WORLDStats nonces are pure dunning kruger
>>145514747not hard to find him hiding behind defenders, funny how they always found McTominay pretty easily when he went up front last year
>>145513737He believes the government can control the weather. Hes based
>>145514928a marauding midfielder creates a completely different dynamic to a poacher up top
>>145513754Bit early for him to be doing this. It's only been a week
>>145514687This is insanely misleading because Hojlund has had less than 10 shots to even convert
>>145515228Some United account probably tweeted it so now it'll be shared by 1000s of customers around the land As usual the narrative is, everything bad was Ten Hag and now they're BACK
>>145515257Sensible utd fans don't think 'we're BACK'. We know were fucked but obviously excited to see what happens with a new manager.
>>145515279you're not allowed to be excited, you're supposed to be pessimistic about every new signing and appointment
Rag customers still seething we stole their Guardiola replacement?
>>145515311;_;
>>145515228fewer
>>145515390<
>>145515026yeah the main difference is McTominay knows how to make runs for the ball and Hojlund doesn't
>>145515417You don't even have to go that when somehow Zirkzee, the other striker, is able to consistently be in position to whiff his shots despite the so called lack of service for Hojlund
>>145515228I looked it up. He has 4 shots in 6 games this season
>>145514687I have a Dutch roommate who supports Ajax. Brobbey is one of the worst players I've ever seen.
Any update on what the RedCafe ITKs think of Amorim?
>>145515602I browse redcafe daily for football news in general and I have yet to see this ITK. Autists really do cling onto one moment and run with it forever don't they?
>I browse redcafe daily
>>145515703>I browse redcafeLol>I browse redcafe daily Embarrassing >I browse redcafe daily for football news in generalOh my god hahahahaha why would you admit to any of that?
>>145515703>I browse redcafe daily
>>145515780>>145515797>>145515802so glad I don't have autism lmao
Doubling down on Redcafe ITKs is wild
>>145515815Me too. I couldn't imagine being one of the redcafe autists
>>145515833stung a bit, didn't it?
>>145515846Bro obviously can't see the joke haha
>>145515856close the tab before you go all dizzy mate
>fansite in the knowsThis isn't real is it? No one actually believes fan speculation do they?
>>145515864>He doesn't think Redcafe ITKs are the most reliable source (that can't actually be sourced) of information out thereClearly ABU
>>145515802Funny picture considering you most likely use twitter for your football info
>>145515864apparently daytime drinkers do
>for football news in generalNah this is the best part. He doesn't even browse it for fun, it's his source of news lmao. He doesn't turn on the TV, hit a news website or follow one of the official outlets or sports journalists, he goes to Redcafe for the secondhand scoop hahahahahaha
>>145515928DailyHe does it every day
>another /epl/ meltdown over United
>>145515960Don't be like that. If he said RAWK or some other fansite was his daily binge it'd be just as pathetic. This isn't specific to United, this is unique autism overshare
Tbf I'm here every match day, so most days a week, but even I don't believe a word you retards say about football
>>145515985Talking about the general conversation, not just the Redcafe samefagging.
>>145515993I'm here a similar amount and /sp/ is just for the bants
>>145516030That's just being a victim then because the Redcafe autist has been the general conversation for almost an hour. Like I said, its not United specific, he just happens to an autist browsing Redcafe daily for his news
Tbf watching 55 year old united customers from Norfolk meltdown after their delusion is shattered is great fun
>>145516069>That's just being a victim then because the Redcafe autist has been the general conversation for almost an hour. So you're now inventing shit. Been happening since >>145513453 this morning.
>>145516084Dont get fun like that anymore
>>145515993>>145516044We had this conversation a few weeks ago except people were also saying they were in the 40s and 50s getting felted on 4chan daily
is redcafe the United one or the Liverpool one?
>>145499695Lol thats BS, they travelled to Köln to meet Alonso. Also met Amorim in London.
>>145516110United, RAWK is the Liverpool one. Both full of deluional boomers
>>145516100>the Redcafe autist has been the general conversation for almost an hourClearly not an invention is it? It has been the conversation for almost the last hour.If you wanted to cry about shit from hours ago you should have said so lmao
>>145516118Note the wording. Richard Hughes was appointed on the 20th of March. So he's correct when he say HE didn't approach Alonso
>>145516149Oh, youre right. But I guess Liverpool fans will eat it up either way. Actually a bit disgusting of them to suggest they never approached Alonso when they infact put pressure on him saying it would be his only chance in their meeting
>>145516105People have grandkids and boast about being 4channers. Saddest shit I've seen. Like get your life together
>>145516128More to do with bizarrely claiming I'm a victim.
>>145516198Don't act a victim then
>>145516184conversation better suited for your 'cord innit?
>>145516118>Also met Amorim in London.He met West Ham in London Hans
>>145516184A lot of people peaked in their 20s and never grow up
>>145516201>mention /epl/ having a meltdown over united>"You're a victim"Clearly just as mentally ill as everyone else on here.
>>145516217See this is that victimhood on full display. Don't want to be victimised but has a cry in public. Nut up man
Whats the Arsenal version of Redcafe and Redcafe ITKs?
>>145516244Obsessed
>>145516234Still not understanding how I'm apparently a victim. Stay mentally ill pal. I hope you get the help you sorely need.
>>145516237I ain't reading that nigga, but the most unhinged thing I ever saw on RAWK was some fan saying he daydreamed about being crushed at Hillsbrough
>>145516215You can always tell when an old person peaked because they dress like they're still in that era
I only read Redcafe for any threads that have 'Jadon Sancho' in it because it's an absolute goldmine for my propaganda
>>145516284>Waaaaa! Why am I being bullied?! Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Stop painting yourself as such a hard done by victim lad. Stop being so bitchmade. Acting like a victim just tells to treat you like one. Be a man
>I browse redcafe daily for football news in general
>>145516319I hope you get the help you sorely need.
>>145516346That's a bit better. No Woe is me in that post. Still too weak to stop yourself getting bullied, but at least you're not saying you're a victim in this post
>>145516371I hope you get the help you sorely need.
>>145516382Nah now you're just cowering. Stand up doe yourself for once. The only one turning you into a victim is you
>>145516399I hope you get the help you sorely need.
>getting bullied on the internetNeed that Tyler the Creator tweet
>>145516417Alright if being a victim is who you truly are and you're just going to cry about I guess that's your bed. Just remember next time you're called a victim, it's because you act like one
I hope I get the help I sorely need
>>145515928>he watches the tv and finds multiple sources across the internet just for football newssad!
>>145516438Me too bruh, me too
My firestick guy hasn't put the early CL kickoffs on the CUNT
>>145516456Say it to his face little man
>>145516435I hope you get the help you sorely need.
>>145516468I have sent a strongly worded message on Telegram
>>145515892yes twitter is where journalists release info, it's not a man utd fan hugbox
>>145516469And I hope you stop being a victim but at the end of the day getting bullied is your only talent apparently
>>145516490I hope you get the help you sorely need.
>>145516456>FirestickI'm gonna need his address and telephone number to send to daddy Keir.
>>145516492Okay victim. Keep being a little bitch
>>145516482redcafe is a hugbox, just like this fucking place. The fact is that random news and tweets etc get posted there. I don't trawl the fucking internet for football info lmao.
>>145516346>>145516382>>145516417>>145516469>>145516492Spam is against the rules
>>145516517No you trawl redcafe daily for you general football news lmao
If you're on any website daily you have a problem
>>145516479Good man
>getting this worked up over a butthurt guy copy-pasting the same comment over and overfucking hilarious
>>145516507>>145516519I hope you get the help you sorely need.
>>145516540No I check random things on redcafe because I'm a utd fan. Half of the posters on there are the far left equivalent of some of you autistic freaks.
>>145516549I look at the BBC daily does that count?
>>145516570Damn son now you're being bullied more and more? Hows that victim mentality treating you?
>>145514407That’s not cryyyyyptiiic, that’s shiiiiiiiiit
>>145516572Daily?
>>145516573Probably. Not being balanced if you don't have a day away from it. Especially a doom and gloom news site
https://x.com/UTD_Louie/status/1853794071065551047
>>145516598about as often as you have to hold hack your autistic rage
>>145516596Youuuuu fffffff>Slot not rotating againHe's my bald prince but he's playing with fire IMO.
>>145516657Lmao thats just sad. The fuck are you doing with your life son?
>>145516698>sonHe browses redcafe daily, for his general news. He's probably a boomer
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