Battle of 'Berta Edition /hoc/vious: >>145473738
>kitties don't play until thursday nightit's meowver
my craps pp :(
my broons!
DOUBLE BENULTY
I guess this is the new /new/.
My Kraken will have to score a minimum of 3 goals if they intend to win this game.
lmao who is this old man ref
My penguins (:
>>145489767they're recovering from their big trip to finland
Seattle has 0 shots on goals
my canesies really galaxy-brained that last shift
>>145489918maybe they can manage more than 6 by the 30 minute mark
/playoffsbound/
Seattle is losing by 2, why are they taking so many penalties?
>>145489934It's ok my craps are like 1 for 30 on the peepee
ovechkin scarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>145489999Checked and based
My captain!
>>145489998now 2 for 31 or whatevercan't even be mad, that 5-on-3 was 100% deserved
>>145489825Someone should edit these into little Pepe's.
caps scarrrr again!!
Ovi is passing the great one
are the caps elite in the mcnugget minute?
>>145490088>>145490083Fuck that Putin lover bitch sucking dick cock
Based 4th line
>>145489961My Debbie’s (:
>>145490116at the very least he can change his instagram profile pic
>>145490095Ovi just wants to feed the people
>>145489918>>145489838I just turned on my TV what the hell is happening?>>145487428Go Hawks!! I just got a treasure trove of memerobilia off Craigslist for $40... including a signed poster, two game played pucks from the 2020 playoffs, and a new t shirt with the old logo on it
>>145490088I've watched Gretzky on that TNT show, and I think he's already passed
Congrats Seattle on getting a shot on goal
>hey, we just got burned by having the D leave the zone way too fast>I know>let's fuckin do it againmy canesies are 70 IQ retards
>>145490171Unbelievably based :)
>>145490197Just like my islanders until they fire Roy
>>145490197roids and creatine have melted rod's brain
coil was about to undress dacord AGAIN
>>145490281cope Rod is 100% /fit/-certified natty
>"Gary, you'll need to report to the train station Wednesday morning. One suitcase, no more than 10 kilograms."
>>145490291i wanted to see a shorty so bad
>>145490312he can definitely bench 3pl8 for reps
>he fell for the griftgrim, embarrassing
There's only one thing that could make this bearable and I just got it lol
>>145490498/our/ girl
>>145490427Americans are easily grifted by rich people.
>>145490498I cranked a skank like that in the dorm. The bros said she was disgusting and the eyebrows ruined their appetite.
>>145490607I’m a virgin teach me your ways
>>145490607Your bros were probably sucking each other off while you were banging here
>>145490337Good start now shoah all of globohomo.
NESN just showed a commercial for an issue than showed a commercial against it
Jets are smashing everyone. Should I be worried or is the trend from here on out...
>>145490669such is the life of a fratbro
>>145490337dude's gonna self-deport himself to russia.
any penalty shots so far this season?
>>145490653NTA I'm a 27 year old khv. Want to lose our virginities together?
Am I banned?
>>145490742no im straight women only
>>145490753No
>>145490753fraid so
>>145490753Yes
>>145490762You better start looking on /soc/
>>145490753Now you are!
I like it when NHL players are in local commercials :3
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>>145490753it'd be funny if /hoc/ became banned purgatory where all banned fags are sent
Jack is stuttering hard
My Capies :(
>>145490896We'd be like a leper colony.
ay must be the monay
>>145490896wouldn't notice
>>145490896when we get shipped off to /bant/ that's more or less what this will be
Scorlov why... :(
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norf
why do the canes make the away backup sit in the cuck corner?
>>145491005because Lindgren is a leftie and all left-handed goalies are witches
>>145491109because it's funnythe better question is why doesn't your team do it to their opponents?
Run away before you drown or the Mild'll beat you downFallen leafsFallen leafsFallen leafsOn the ground
>>145491161Do unto others.
>>145490337how much money is 10kg of $20 bills
>>145491203200 thousand
TSN cut off jets vs lgbtning in the middle of the 3rd to cover san diego vs louisville womemes soccer
>>145491257Are you gonna cry about it?
>>145491277im going to complain online
>>145491257one time they did that to me years ago to show the overwatch league, I sent them an email
>laffs
>>145491304>>145491304the nation of /hoc/ sympathizes with your loss, ma'am
>>145491257get comfortable with being uncomfortable, chud
>>145491349you were raped by bud
NO DUMMIE TAVARES THATS THE WRONG GOAL!!!!!!
>>145491397yes we were there
>>145490896hocgeneral.com will one day become its own message board
krakheadbros not like this
>>145491257fuck tsn
>>145491495we had to lose to the bruins some time
he's not supposed to stop that
>Kicking the puck into the net doesn't count as a goal but kicking someone's stick into the puck so that it goes into the net does
>>145491513daccord is fucking killing it, if we could only convince anyone to shoot the puck at the goal
>>145491589He's the MVP of the kraken tonight
toronto's pp looks like they're trying to create fire for the first time or something, it's really not this complicated
>>145491517me on the right in the pumpkin costume
>>145491653LONDON
jonathan tavares
tired. want to go to the bar for a beer but tired
STUPID FUCKING TRAPEZOID LINE BLYAT
>>145491716go but don't drive
oh hey, another short-handed opportunity for the bruins
/Krak/
what's the greatest no goal goal ever not scored?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crddw_QS1ww
How is the maple leafs power play this bad? It's nothing new either it always sucks and avoids being the worst because matthews. they've been through like 5 or 6 different power play coaches since matthews was drafted and it's always sucked. watching the oilers last playoffs feels like they always scored on the power play, always a threat to score. watching toronto you never feel threatened that a goal will be scored on the power play
>>145491780need to start scarring some fucken goals
>>145491793They need Reaves on the PP1
>Correct amount of man
>>145491814oh no yah dont
>>145491819need jani hakenpaa (top 5 hockey name of all time) to be like chara on the bruins and screen the goalie
It's gonna be a big 3rd from our krakies, bros.
>>145491848>0 SoG for the PP
THEY FUCKING DID ITTHEY SCORED
>>145491882not the kraken
all hands on dick in the mcnugget minute
>>145491859that was one of the few things chara did well
>miss me yet?
>>145491862You guys suck. Do something.
ZACHA WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE
wtf are my Bruinsies doing (Swaydawg exempted)
>>145491929>>145491943new coach, same ol' kraken hockey
>>145491964having shit defense and being unable to score goals
>>145491961no mojo whatsoever
>>145491929for me it's Disco Dan
People tend to underrate how important special teams are to a stanley cup winning hockey team I think. Lot of people will say "Oh, so-and-so is a power play merchant" - I think being able to punish other teams every time they take a penalty against you is one of the most important ingredients to a championship hockey team
is this the thread?
my broons better not blow their lead in the third period
>>145492148sure helped the oilers win the cup uh
what if powerplays were 1:30 instead of 2:00
what if they awarded 3rd and 4th assists
>>145492372+/-
>>145492227florida was absolutely lethal on the power play last year. tarasenko has always been a dawg on the pp. reinhart had literally half of his goals come on the power play. 27 of 57. barkov had half his playoff apples on the pp too
business idea: scoring a SHG should end the penalty
what if goalies weighed 500 pounds
>>145492408that would be kino
>>145492392I didn't know that
>>145492408that is literally what the pwhl does and when they announced it /hoc/ was unanimous about how stupid it was lmao we've come full circle
>>145492408go back to rocket league bozo
>>145492453so if they have a 5 min pp and the other team scores a shorty in 10 seconds the pp ends? very based
THAT'S IT FREDDY THAT'S IT
>>145492519sometimes pps are short... nothing shameful about it
based frederic dummying a soft swede
FREDDY DESTROYED LARSSON
whatever happened to that gray line puck tracking?
i love this time of night when it's just us north american bros :)
>>145492487skibidy toilet ohio :DDDDDD
you peopleYOU PEOPLE
>>145492554imagine that happening to you in front of 20,000 people and all of your coworkers
>>145492574fr fr
Shit games tomorrow Gary
>>145492582>>145492586Watashi?
>>145492658I take Gary's shit league one day at a time
>losing to >>>ruinsthe fuck you doing krakies?
>>145492744They spent the goal budget for the month in montreal
holy hell we're about to lose to the 2024-2025 Boston Bruins
>rat awakens after a deep slumber>be shocked when you lose to itcasuals
bedard vs carlsson who has more boints tonite?
>>145492603Isn't the legal drinking age in the US 21?You are telling me that there are actually people still have this zoomer hair "style" when they turn 21?
fun game between the caps and my canesies :)
>>145492787It was in Montreal. Many New England youth go there to drink underage
>>145492775The bruins have a lot of size and veteran experience, so they're good
>>145492792eat cock randy
this p00ins xheattle game is enjoyable. thanks, gary.
>>145492775Not just lose, but shut-out. For the second day in a row.
>>145492787canadians really are quite stupid
what happened to the flames
>>145492834they're an ahl team that will be lucky to make playoffs
>sh4ne
>>145492857he's from alberta. they're different than the rest of us.
>>145492868extinguished
>>145492844what a miserable life you have
>>145492775so you truly suck
>>145492895it's a script, just like the comfy guy
my krakies are in serious danger of being shutout two games in a row... :(
jarvis please do not become a skate in circles do nothing guy... too many of these guys in the league already
>>145492905smoked too much krak
>>145492903comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>145492903beyond grim if true
>>145492895Did that trigger you? Was I right or something?
>>145492787>curly hair was invented by zoomers bro!!!yet another retard that doesn't realise that poofy curly hair was incredibly common prior to Jennifer Aniston on Friends + emo edgelord faggotry in the early 00s
>>145492844horrendous post
Pasta benched in the 3rdHe's finally gone fill Monty
>>145492834I know historically there are, I guess I just have the Predators game from last week in my recent memory...
>>145492952He's been extremely subpar this season. Monty needs to whip him into shape
sellers at the deadline?
Leafies look good. Much better than the wild, imagine having reavos line hem your top line
was expecting us to lose after the reffies gifted two early goals to tampa but they somehow pulled out of itmy jetties of old would have just lied down and taken the loss so this is a good sign
>had his hockey stick broken>hockey stick
>ping
>>145492983The leafs are the most bi-polar team in the league this year
Bruins players better not buy any eggs tonight. They'll drop all the grade A's
>>145492148People thought Reinhart would slow down after getting paid and that last year was a fluke, but he seems to be just as productive.with that core locked in long term, expect the kitties to stick around as a serious Cup contender for the forseeable future
>>145493018jen
>>145493025they're my pick for winning the cup again this year
tavares looks great for a 3mil 3rd line guy
>>145492998Mentally ill core, yes
>>145493025Feel like they're not as defensively solid as they were last year. they had a couple guys who could just get a first pass out of the zone every time
I smell an empty net
>>145492924Curly hair like that is stylistic and unique. with intent and purpose. No one in Jagr's eras said "holy fuck dude what if I made my hair look like broccoli xD!! skibidi toilet fr fr no cap"
>>145493100sorry that was me
>beni(s)ers
they can't break the Swaydawg
My Capies have been defeated by the evil Carolina Hurricanes :(
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sccccccaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr>>145492926blessed post
>>145493134He's the MVP tonight
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
I'M SURGING
if the glass don't fit
>>145493151the Capitals normally don't allow a lot of shots, but they got outshot 24-44 tonight
/hoc/ fears the power of caniacs
pyotr has the comfiest goalie job in all of hockey. can play .900% for the next few weeks and it won't matter because the defense stifles shots and the offense scores a million anywayseasiest wins ever
>cross-check>punching the other player>hiding behind your coach like a bitch on the benchJust kick him out of the game and force his faggot french cocksucker coach to shuffle his lines the rest of the game.
>>145493172OUR CANESIES (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ
leafs trying their hardest to blow it
Marchy in line for a sweet empty netter
>>145493172>>145493174>>145493186>>145493201Frig off Randy
Will the Krak ever score again
can a habs fan redpill me on carey price? it seems this guy just had a melty and now does nothing but waste their money (and thereby actively hurting the team) and just claim he's a drug addict or something? I know he was beloved but I think I would kind of hate him by now
>>145493239doubt it
Oh, and then a slash in the corner that goes uncalled because ((((game management))))
>>145493239They're playing the aves on tuesday
>>145493239There is a very good chance my Kraken may never score another goal again.
>hitting the crossbar on an empty netterJej
>empty net>hit the crossbar kwab
>>145493077i feel like that'll be ironed out by the time we get to the playoffs. wouldn't suprise me in the slightest if they get another key midseason aquisition like how they got Tarasenko for pennies (and that it becomes the new talking point unfair advantage in a similar vein to Vegas's LTIR)
>>145493280>>145493288even when the broons win they embarrass themselves
>>145493246he was insanely talented and then became an alcoholic because he lost in the finals
>3 shutouts this season already>2 of them on the same weekend
Marchand really wanted that empty
>>145493260The Avs just gave an NHL debut to the 300th pick in this year's draft
Those hockey boys are kinda hot...no homo
>>145493246>waste their moneyDoesn't count against the cap + the molsons have money to burn, who cares
OUR TEAM IS BAD AND RUN BY RETARDS
>>145493349Dunn can't come back soon enough.
>>145493347yeah the kraken will score a goal
Damn, that Bears game sucked. Surely, the Blackhawks can pick me back up, right?
>>145493349yes homo
bros I think the russians would win the 5 nations faceoff...
>>145493352Don't feel bad the Bruins are elite now
Why don't the Kraken score goals? Are they stupid?
>>145493352GG Krakheads You looked strong in the last period
>>145493351>Doesn't count against the capah gotcha. I'm not really an NHL fan so I didn't know how that works. In that case why not if he might be back someday, it just seems like everyone knows that won't happen
>>145493371There should be a First Nations team. Bedard's little cousin, Zach Whitecloud, Ethan Bear. Drag Carey Price out of retirement
>>145493382 It’s the same thing that’s plagued this franchise from the start: we don’t have a pure goal scorer. We just don’t have someone who can make a goal. We have to setup every goal, which is fine, but we don’t have that player who just fuckin scores.Matty needs to become that player. He has the skill set.
>>145493351they didn't trade his contract to the Yotes? Speaking of which, does Hockey Club now own those all those dead contracts?
>>145493228it's a caniac world, you're just living in it
>>145493441Dougie likes going to museums, there's nothing weird about that
>>145493384gg, the first period domination just couldn't be overcome, and kraken pp is a joke
>>145493441cute kitty :3
de troy it
love randy, truly our guy
tonight some fat albert thanks to gary and his minions
>>145493416>we don’t have a pure goal scorer. We just don’t have someone who can make a goal.Good news is we're spending $6.25M x 7 for Stephenson!Oh wait, he's not a pure goal scorer?Oh.... oh nooooo
>>145493502Why are leastern Canadians like this?
>>145493502
Why isn't Wolf starting -__->>145493401I don't think McKenna is an IndianHe's elite though and dare I say it 98+1Less media attention but more talent than Bedard
>>145493550>Stephensonwho?
what's with the orange hats
To /hoc/ or not to /hoc/?
>>145493108i was there and actually he said that verbatim
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE KINGGOD SAVE THE KING
>>145493665Always /hoc/
I’m at the point in this fucking miserable cold that I have that I’m just trying crazy foods just to see what they taste like when I’ve lost my ability to taste and smell I’m going INSANE
qt ice girl with a nice ass
>>145493394LTIR rules are dumb so it technically counts but at the same time it doesn't.>>145493430The only Yotes Special that remains on their books is Utah HC legend Shea Weber.
thoughts on by period scoring stats?
>>145493475What are our chances against the avies
>>145493625>>145493652eat shit creetard
talk about starting on time
>>145493730>chanceslmao
>>145493728Bo Horvat was the best player in the league on Tuesdays a couple years ago
>fumes
>>145493625KWAB
>>145493761Your team is shit and you know the rest
>>145493730I'd bet on you :)
For me it's the NHL Edge Goal Visualizer
>>145493700have you taken any medicine?
>canadian pale alesounds awful
>>145493810I'm all about edging
>>145493860Make sure to visualize your goal
remember when kaprizov got injured by logan stanley sitting on him
>>145493884Thanks for reminding me
>>145493880Good advice
>>145493827Bro I’ve taken Mucinex and Sudafed and I cannot regain my taste or smell. It’s such a weird cold I have crazy sinus pressure making me deaf but I can pretty easily blow my nose out and my mucus has been clear this whole time and I’m on day 8 its all very unusual for me.
Mitchell Marner (born May 5, 1997) is a Canadian professional ice hockey right winger and alternate captain for the Toronto Maple Leafs of the National Hockey League (NHL). He was selected fourth overall by the Maple Leafs in the 2015 NHL Entry Draft.Playing careerMinorWhile Marner was growing up, he began developing his on ice skills with 3 Zones Hockey School.[2] He attended The Hill Academy in Vaughan, Ontario, and then Blyth Academy.[3]Marner played his minor career in the Durham Region and the Greater Toronto Hockey League (GTHL). He played in the 2011–12 season with the Vaughan Kings and went on to win a GTHL title.[4]For the 2012–13 season, Marner transitioned to the Don Mills Flyers of the GTHL, where he played his minor midget year, registering 86 points in 55 games.[5] He finished second in scoring in the GTHL behind Dylan Strome (who was then playing with the Toronto Marlboros). At the end of his season with the Flyers, Marner was immediately invited to join the St. Michael's Buzzers of the Ontario Junior A Hockey League, where he went on to win a championship.During his minor midget season, Marner was initially unsure of his plans for the following season. He received a scholarship offer from the University of Michigan to play for the Wolverines ice hockey team, while also being drafted by the London Knights in the first round of the 2013 OHL Priority Selection, 19th overall.[6]
>>145493942I've had a minor cold for roughly a week and I can't kick it as well
Major juniorDespite receiving a scholarship offer from the University of Michigan, Marner elected to sign with the London Knights, who selected him with their first round pick in the 2013 Priority Selection.[7]Marner had a strong rookie season with the Knights, registering 59 points in 64 games and was the runner-up for the OHL rookie of the year, behind Travis Konecny.During the 2014–15 season, Marner played superbly alongside linemate Max Domi. As the season progressed, Marner was consistently included as one of the top prospects in the 2015 NHL Entry Draft, being listed as a definite top ten pick, if not top five. He would lead the league in scoring for most of the season until Dylan Strome of the Erie Otters recorded six points in the final game of the season, bumping Marner to second. As reward for his outstanding sophomore season, Marner was named to the OHL First All-Star team and awarded the Jim Mahon Memorial Trophy as the OHL's highest scoring right wing player.[8] Marner was selected fourth overall by the hometown Toronto Maple Leafs in the 2015 Draft.On July 28, 2015, the Leafs signed Marner to a three-year, entry-level contract.[9]Marner with the London Knights in January 2016On October 1, 2015, Marner was named as co-captain of the Knights along with teammate Christian Dvorak. Marner played most of the season at right wing on a line with Dvorak and Matthew Tkachuk. The trio was a dominant force and the Knights ended the regular season as the highest scoring team in the OHL. Marner himself finished the regular season second in OHL scoring with 116 points in 57 games and was awarded the Red Tilson Trophy as the OHL's most outstanding player of the year.[10]Marner played an important role during the Knights' 2016 playoff run, resulting in the team winning the OHL Championship. He led the playoffs in scoring and with 44 points in 18 games and was awarded the Wayne Gretzky 99 Award as playoff MVP.[11]
>>145493946What was the "dylan strome video"
>>145493962It’s so annoying like it could be Covid but the symptoms sound different and I’m too lazy and disinterested to test.
Marner helped lead the Knights in winning the 2016 Memorial Cup. He won both the Stafford Smythe Memorial Trophy and the Ed Chynoweth Trophy as tournament MVP and leading scorer.[12]Marner was the second player (after Brad Richards in 2000) ever to win a Memorial Cup, a Stafford Smythe Memorial Trophy, CHL Player of the Year, a league MVP trophy (Red Tilson Trophy) and a league playoff MVP trophy (Wayne Gretzky 99 Award) in the same season.[13]
My oilers :)
i love when flames fans suffer
>going against the oilers defense and stuwart skinner>take 1 (one) shotWhy do teams take this approach?Literally just throw everything on the net and you're guaranteed at least 4 goals. What is there to gain by being picky and fancy and gaming yourself? DalASS did the same thing in the playoffs after the first few games and it was their downfall.
so why do people like syd crosby so much. he seems pretty boring and his play style is mild
The Flames ARE who we THOUGHT they were
>>145493970you do NOT want to know about the dylan strome video
>>145494028He's elite and he scores a lot. At first /hoc/ hated him
>>145494028he does everything well, not flashy though
>>145493347and he did well, 13:30 on ice 75% CFavs seem to be getting better at scraping the bottom of the barrel
>>145494005he was VERY good in junior
just here to drop a bud1
bud2
>>145494028Literally scored the fucking golden goalHow do you top that
go oilers
>>14549408417 straight playoff wins. Never forget
Mats Poopersmello
>>145494236How is he still a 1st line player in the nhl
Gary Time!
>>145494170then stop seething
/Hersch/
>>145494245kaprizov gives him points, they have pretty insane chemistry
>>145494028He was a little entitled bitch early in his career constantly crying to the refs. Very much like McD but unlike McD crosby grew some balls and became a man and is very well respected now
>>145494265oopsie fogor picForgive me.
>>145494272mcdavid does not cry nearly as much as sid did
>having a literal retard in charge of changing your arena's glass
>>145494013same but oilers fans
>>145494272He still is kinda whiny sometimes but that whine comes with 2 conn smythes 3 cups 2 golds of justification behind it
>>145494272Crosby was always a bigger bitch than McDavid. Zoomers wouldn't be able to handle big of a bitch Crosby was before Steckel fixed himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eYeH5QNvvU
forget 3 on 3 it should be 1 on 1
>>145494297There were actual goons in Sid's early years though so he had more of a reason to whine getting infracted against, they've almost all been pruned by now.McDavid gets hit by his own fucking player and his first instinct is to look to the ref for a call. He's beyond cooked.
>>145494319>Kovalchuk Scores, Points to Crosby in the box>2020+: Crosby Scores, Points to Kovalchuk in the KHLKWAB
holy fuck the leafs just got RINSEDwhat a gigabrain play
>laffsLMAO
>>145494327so goalie vs goalie?
What the fuck happened my stream cut out
jared spurgeon very underrated
>>145494343Cope
>>145494383always has been cuz he's tiny, great shutdown guy
beat the Leafs AND the refs
Ryan huska is a terrible coach. I know the flames aren’t very good but he keeps messing with the flames lines after every game even after they win.
>>145494381try hocgeneral dot com
>>145494383He's a midget he's shit
>>145494383One of the best manlet Ds for awhile
>zary in the first game against canucks>unreal dangle for the OT winner>10 games later nothing like itZarybros was it just a stroke of luck? I want to see someone fun to watch again :(
holy fuck the raped bitch just got RAPEDwhat a gigabud play
>Jets win>Leafs loseAll we need now is the oilers to lose and today is a good day to be a Canadian hockey fan
HOLY FUCK THANK YOU BASED GARY FOR 3V3 OT HOCKEY THAT WAS UNREAL!!!!!!!!!
HOLY FUCK THANK YOU BASED BUD FOR CHILLY EASTER EVENING THAT WAS UNREAL!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit Leafs
>From one habitual loser to another, here’s your silver stick backlundWhy did iggy say this?
>Mild are 8-1-2What the fuck is going on there, I didn't even notice.
>bud is 1What the fuck is going on there, I didn't even notice.
>5 goals in 13 games, including one empty netter
>>145494486dios mio ay carumba
>>145494473Gary was gonna move them to Quebec if they didn't do something interesting for once
>>145494473We aren't waiting until January for the annual "tear ass on the rest of the league" stuff.
>>145494473The Brock Faber effect
>>145494430If the jets keep rolling like this they might be able to get that barn to 70% capacity!! LFGGGG!!!!!
are the jets going to win the cup for canada, bros?
>>145494542I hope so. It would be beyond kino
>>145494542it would piss gary off so hopefully
no games on tv tomorrow night.eff you, gary!
>>145494542>start red hot>.500 after JanuaryTis the way
Gary would just move them to Atlanta mid playoff run
>>145494542Nah. Gary is feeding them wins to fill up the barn, which is clearly not working. They'll fizzle out in the playoffs as usual.
>>145494570Doesn't Gary want to reward us for a tough day waging?
>>145494486Matthews is better if he's not trying to score meaningless regular season goals and actually plays defence like he did when he scored 40
>>145494542They will lose in the first round in 5 because faggots like Scheifele and Ehlers don't show up in the playoffs
>WE NEED MORE black REFS!>ALSO WHY ARE THERE MORE PENALTIES! THIS SUCKS AND IT RUINS THE SPORT!
>>145494542The jets are lowkey massive playoff chokers. had 2 separate coaches walk out on the team - bowness literally called them gutless in the playoffs
>>14549464213.25 mil AAV for a guy who's at his best when he scores 40 goals seems a little pricy.
the 2019 nhl draft wasn't very good after the first round...
>>145494660Hellebuyck deserves a better team
Flames should rehire bill peters
>>145494704
>>145494680This is actually an accurate statement.
>>145494671selke conversation level 1Cs with a lethal shot don't grow on trees
>>145494667People crying about too many penalties are fucking retarded. Since they started tracking power play opportunities in 1963-64, the 10 seasons with the fewest are the last 10 and I shouldn't have to explain that actual PIMs are down too
>>145494680Even the first round sucked
>>145494739>selke calibre>doesn't PKlmao
love the old school slapper, even if it rarely works
>>145494768Matthews has been killing penalties for the last 3 seasons
>>145494542>>145494670I'd like if they did but like that anon said they choke in the playoffs every time. Other than one conference finals appearance they've always underperformed
>>145494794I still can't believe they choked so hard to the aves
>>145494794Qualifier loss to calgary and swept by montreal is absolutely egregious
>>145494810Cope tkafuck killed schiefle
>>145494793He said killing penalties, not powerplays.
>>14549479389 minutes shorthanded in his last 240 games played.>>1454948102020 playoffs was egregious all around>toronto losing to montreal>edmonton losing to winnipeg>winnipeg losing to montreal>vegas losing to montreal>whatever happened to let the islanders make the semi finals
>>145494783Nobody takes clap bombs anymore. maybe instead of dumping it in the corner guys should go back to wasting one on net - just test the goalie. Used to love watching guys like Bryan McCabe or MacInnis just wire it from the point https://youtu.be/Wa5jeI6cMUI
>>145494542>peaking in oktoberlol
Gonna get called back. The NHL is gay and my dick has AIDS.
>>145494861KEK
>>145494909Just like my islanders
>>145494889No one that plays more than 12 minutes a night has a cannon anymore because getting it through is a more valuable skill than loading up. Look at last year's hardest shot challenge for proof
>>145494884boston choking to the islanders since tuukka quit
we need to get some lines to figure out if this is legal or notsee pic
THE OILERS SUCK DICKCAM ON KUZMENKOSCAR THE GWG
Didn’t get called back. The NHL is straight and my dick has un-AIDS
>it’s under review even though the oilers didn’t ask for a review Since when was this a thing?
>>145494933Also think it's too dangerous for guys with how whippy the sticks are, don't want to shatter one and risk turning it over into an odd man rush
>ah what the hell give it to them this time >better ratings if we keep it close
>>145494957since gary decided he likes the oilers
>>145494946That retarded puck tracking shit they've been talking about for years and have now implemented into those gimmicky "goal simulations" would know but Gary prefers to be able to decide what happens.>>145494957Since always retard. That's how replay worked ever since they brought it in back in the 90s.
I actually thought the best player in the Nhl was Anthony Mantha and now he just scored so mayb I am right about it.
i miss the old kadrithe straight out the o kadrithe checks to the head kadrithe score flashy goals kadri
I'm not one of them people.I got a poppy
I picked Mantha for my tims hockey challenge waheyyyyy
>>145495020He'd be proud
>>145495027>'ddid he die ;__;
don chuddy
>>145494999>>145494993That is a ####ing joke!!! Never see the Flames get free challenges like that from the league.
>>145495049https://www.upi.com/Archives/1991/06/24/NHL-approves-use-of-instant-replays/5956677736000/
>>145495074Maybe the flames will finally get a free challenge one day
Huberdeau is my nigga but he can look so cumbersome out there. Like sometimes he’s just fighting it. I want to give him a hug and tell him everything will be okay.
Why did Gary schedule games on election day?
that was a wide open net
>>145495123Gary doesn't care about democracy
>pizza 73is it any good?
>>145495123Because he knew that the results weren't going to be announced on that day
>>145495144Its just pizza pizza
>>145495144it's the same thing as pizza pizza
>>145495111He definitely regrets going to Calgary
I unironically only get little caesars when i get slopzza
>>145495144The only time I've ever had Pizza 73 was when a company was providing it for free
>>145495145so I shouldn't get drunk that night?
>>145495167
>>145495174Are you the drunk Oilers forklift guy?
pizza 73 is drunk food so no it's shit but anything is passable when you're wasted
>>145495188no I know who that is tho
>>145495188the drunk forklift operator is a flames poster
>>145495167I've been meaning to check out the one in my city
>>145495013kadri was awesome. The leafs did him so dirty, was in ron wilson's dog house for years then got traded by dubas for a 4th line center and a walking turnover
>>145495157no one wants to go to calgary
Pizza 73 has decent chicken wings
hey guys my house never got egged after denying that one flames kid candy
>>145495275he's too weak to punish you
>>145495217What a fag
>>145495257maybe on planet retard
>>145495257Kadri did he wrote in his book how he hates Detroit and Long Island and chose Calgary despite those teams offering him better contracts.
>>145495275he's still crying
>>145495217mcdavid needs to show support to his traps
>>145495310i get detoilet but what's wrong with long island
nazeem got a booboo
>>145495325Have you heard the people talk there?
>>145495325It's a total dump>>145495310Thought Kadri declined a trade that would've sent him to Calgary and TJ Brodie to Toronto
My Vikies don't have any pointies
>>145495316I have never seen a woman in a skirt. it's a male-only fit. Women's clothes means clothes than women wear. Skirts haven't been worn by women outside of TV and movies since like the 20th century. It's male clothing. Same thing as striped thigh highs. Just because your epic anime boys wear it doesn't mean it's female clothes. It's not even crossdressing. You're dressing like other men because you say another man wear it. it's men's clothes
>>145495340Flames are 26 million under the cap now time to weaponize it
McDavid is afraid of the Flames. Their jerseys remind him of Ketchup
A brief history of NHL video review>1991-92Automatic reviews for basic shit like kicked pucks, high sticks, puck completely crossing the line, puck crossing the line before time expires, etc.. Handled by a video ref in the building the game is played at.>2002-03All reviews are centralized to the War Room (or situation room as they call it now because everyone is a pussy). This is the beginning of the "horn in the middle of play means a goal" era.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmCI_skFyj8>2015-16The NHL adds a new category of review, the coach's challenge. This is initially for just offside and goalie interference. This was added because of Kucherov's offside OT goal in the playoffs against Montrealhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBUUlssbvxoThe initial rule required you to have and risk your time out. Eventually teams started making bogus challenges because they took longer than time outs so they made a failed challenge a penalty like it always should have been.
Can the next thread be kitties themedThey qualified for champions league playoffs
>>145495376jen
more like coroNOTo
Gary made the call
Reminder for the /hoc/ comment warriors not brave enough to argue on voice or text direct on Discord or X... If you want to respond to these points, I will gladly accept in voice chat, or on Discord (private or public chat). No where else, because communication is not meant for this 4chan nor people attacking my posts without actually making arguments and feeling they won some sort of moral victory. (Did you know I don't get notifications? Especially on post replies to replies? I literally can't see them unless I click the chain down and look.)
>>145495457I'll argue with you over the /hoc/ #irc
got a bedard tims card but i wasn't wearing gloves so it's not psa 10 anymore :/
>>145495473who cares? it'll make for a cool collectors item
>>145495469post hoc IRC link immediately
>What was I thinking. The oilers could change. They will never change. Ever since the 80’s they they were always frauds. Unable to score without their star player. BUT NOT our oilers! Our precious oilers are gonna bring home the cup. They get to go to the Stanley cup finals and not the senators? What a sick joke! I should have stopped mcdavid when I had a chance
>>145495473for me it was the mcdonalds hockey cardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isyQcorpCHM
got cum on my bedard tims card
>>145495316I could see the oilers team as a collective being into bugchasing
My brother used his store credit from winning a magic tournament to buy me a signed hockey card :)
[sad news] famous streamer Asmongold says hockey is gay.
>>145495541What are your expectations for this season, Sid?
>>145495524thought this was iron mike keenan.
Huomenta but the opposite
>>145491162>>145495504I NEVER THOUGHTI'D EVER BE CAUGHTSTARING AT SIDEWALKSHIDING MY TRACKMARKSI LEFT MY BEST FRIENDSOR DID THEY JUST LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145495123((( )))
>>145495557Please post a link to the video so I can make a reaction gif.
the survivor series will be in vancouver british columbia canada
>>145495123>Oh man, voting was today? Haha, I got distracted watching that Sens/Sabres barnburner haha better luck next cycle hahaGives me an excuse not to vote.
>>145495634didn't ask
>>145495634I asked and I care :)
For me it's drawing a cock on the ballot
test
>>145495680icles
>>145495681i miss my icies :c
>>145495543No wonder why they fuck the Flames so hard
>>145494794A lot more playoff success than the Leafs that’s for sure kek. More than any of the Canadian teams the last 10 years except the Oilers
>>145495718no campbell bowl?
>>145495718Aren't you forgetting the Habs recent cup ru- Aaaaaaa, I'm just fucking with you, we all know that didn't count.
Season don't count because team I like did bad and team I hate did good >:(
>>145494801That series was weird, plus Monahan and Tifoli were useless. Pionk was horrendous that series, he has made a great comeback this year though
>>145495751>trusting dogshit flames former players Ysmfkwab
I’ve got a spicy post for next week’s thread
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>145495020Atta boy, good ol Canadian kid got a good head on his shoulders
L E G O
ET LE BUT!!!!
>>145495745yes thats correct.
>oilers get scored on>the entire team instantly swarms the ref>"my reffies?!?!?"the fuck is wrong with these clowns just play the game and git gud
>>145495807>>145495807MIGRATE>>145495807
>>145495123The games are rigged just like the election
>>145495153That’s grim
>>145495348Patience senpai the points are coming
female coach should win the jack adams this year
>Popsicle stick
