>>145524387
>>145528381delete this and make a new thread
>>145528381I don't get precum anymore. Is it over for me?
This thread is hereby dedicated to Big Ank
>>145528391it's prostate cancer
FACT: US President elect's favourite fighter is Khabib Nurmagomedov
Thank you Dana White
FACT: The fecal humiliation fetish schaub wiper sits on heem all day waiting for his daddies to bully him
>>145528387ok
*deletes this thread*
>>145528416>Alex Pereira's pre-fight voodoo ritual explained
>>145528419We don't describe ourselves in painful detail here
>>145528430The dementia patient has been laying a disgusting dookie trap in his diarrhoea diapie for you, I fear
Joe PyferJoe Fucking Pyfer
>>145528435I don't speak urdu sad to say
bo is a skinny little boy, pyfer would rip his arms off
>>145528447You speak old man dookie doodoo sadly
>>145528469No I wanted the number 14 with extra relish actually
Why does Dana inist on torturing us with Apex-tier cards like we're still stuck in the COVID-era? Is he trying to tank the company?
khamzat and pereira are easy fights
>>145528476its really as easy as just not watching that shit lmao
>>145528487Is there anyone here who speaks english saheeb?
>>145528482What gay club is he entering?
>>145528492kwab
>>145528490We don't need to know the name of every old man who's dingleberries you delightfully devour
>>145528482But Soldic... Now there lies a challenge.
Abdulmanapping an absolutely atrocious Ankalaev on the holy *uran rn
INVICTA FIGHT DAYPrelims on YouTube and main card on regular links
>>145528505kadestam murderfucked that guy and vanished
>>145528511Qrd
>>145528074It might be believable without the tapping comment, didn't another hoe accused him too and claim he said something similar?
>>145528518it's the same one retard
>>145528494the one kadyrov owns where he keeps khamzat naked on a leash
legalize murdering your opponent
>>145528505soldic vs martins superfight
>>145528518Hundred percent until the clumsy sentence it's impossible to imagine him saying gets mentioned
>>145528516Ducote is washed but could heem the russianDeAnna is old as dirt against some brazilian whoLeonardo is washed and against a brazilian whoShanna Young is washed against some whocouple bum fightsZoe Nowicki is a legit wrestler but she's like sub 5 foot at flyweight so probably gonna be a nobodyMagdalena Czaban is my gf
On second thought, that sounds too articulate to be Goobs.
actually the chuds lost
>WMMA
@145528541
Donald's first executive order will be to have calendaNr executed
>>145528544Well obviously plus it's self aware>>145528541Sounds immensely disappointing icl
Natan Levy won
>>145528569Thank God.
>>145528551
>>145528580He is one dysgenic looking he*b
>>145528578probably gonna be a shit card full of decisions but it's Wednesday night MMA. Can't complain too muchfavorite female polish atomweight?
>>145528568nate6th roundno question
>>145528591Can't say I have one
>>145528580who
>>145528599>>145528591Favorite obese heem pedophile? for me it's between Cal and Clozafat
>>145528599not a lot of options out there. you better choose fast before they're all claimed
>>145528604Only an IC4 would have a favorite pedo
>>145528614This one looks a bit plastic even by pole standards
my future wife
I just looked up Fagata to see what she's up to lately and she's still fighting but she's now wearing some sort of American urban costume thing. What is going on in Poland?
>>145528381>Only 3 title fights left in the year>Barelly any real competition to Leon Edwards for the KWABOTY awardI think they won't even need a ceremony this year, just give him the trophy already
I miss Zabit and yoel as wellWho you guys miss?
>>145528657
>>145528614the fact that women genuinelly find lip filling appealing is the best example on why they shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>>145528662It feels nice on the meng head but they're awful for kissing
>IC4
>Shevchenko lost almost 2 years of her championship reign because she needed 3 tries to beat a strawweight
>>145528657volkanovski
>>145528419Noo the leader of S.B.C is here, he's going to hold up the Thread. I didn't realise the time, he's clocked out and his boss has given him permission to go Home from his Cubicle Monkey Job. He'll be here all night now. Finish your adult discussions quickly so they don't get derailed
>>145528661Why
>>145528671Triggered by two letters and a digit kwapk
>>145528657Juan was a problem
>>145528675The only thing he's leading is leading on his uncle bossman every night
the lolcow of r/heem
>>145528694We don't sign our posts here
>>145528675I'm dreadfully sorry for interrupting the unfunny rambling bullshit discussion you and your boyfriend Clozapedo have for 12 hours everyday
>>145528687Don't make me imagine his rotten personal life. Yeesh
the many lolcows of r/heem(the title of my upcoming youtube video)
>>145528711You are MMA G**u
>>145528661the only man to ever face True Kevin Lee
im gonna slap someone like my hero Dana White wants me to
>>145528718THE mma guru?
>>145528713i can't go a day without dricus meat
>>145528716We should make them all fight in a streetbeefs style gauntlet
>>145528724That's him
what we watching?
>>145528724No homo but why doesn't he cut his hair and beard he looks much worse as a wookie
>>145528724He is the face of mma fans, especially heem
>>145528739Where are you watching thag
>>145528712Sucker n suckertash even
>>145528746freestreams should have all of those
Remember when they gave Joe Pyfer the keys
>>145528724how is a special ed kid the most prolific career mma analyst
>>145528758Think about the audience
>>145528758Being a middle class neet affords you lots of free time to stream
*rapes you*You still think all those brazza posts were funny you little feoul?
next Redneck Brawl is only a month away boys
>>145528754
>>145528784Joe tanked that shit
>>145528784Unbelievably onions response from Stoltzfeemer
>>145528784Stoltsfuz might as well quit fighting right now
>>145528661his last fight against CDF was pure kino, all heart.
>>145528784
>>145528836King Green-esque
>>145528838Another HILARIOUS post by Cucksta. How do I updoot it?
Heard Charles needs a dancing partner well I'm that guy baby round one ya done LET'S GO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>145528860here you go
>>145528524Geez sorry for not keeping track of irrelevant things like rape accusations i guess.
>>145528860He can't keep getting away with it
>>145528881Me after a week of binge drinking non stop.
>>145528882
>>145528750
>>145528739need to see reug reug ko'd
>>145528912why didn't he just zeem
Don't make fun of me hahah
>>145528912strickbeast dropped costa 3 times in this fight
Is shartles actually gonna duck
>>145528929
Sean Brady will be champ next year
>>145528912Costa was landing some pretty good jabs to the body, had he followed it up sometimes with an overhand he would have won.
>>145528940This might be another thing you didn't get. But you're alright none the less kid
>>145528949plausible
>>145528955I definitely didn't get that one.
Kingdom of Green
you guys better not be watching magny slop over this
>>145528949Man's a beast, a different kinda animal.
>>145528989ONE is slop
>>145528991if you would rather watch magny than malykhin you’re ultra low iq
i stopped watching apex shit months ago b
>>145528657Pleasure Man
>>145529002>If you don't watch the onesided circus fights you're... dumb!
>>145529011prates vs magny is more one sided that malykhin vs reug reuglow iq posters expose themselves
>>145528990Belal only tko in 17 fights btw.
>>145529012
>>145529020Bro, reug reug sucks ass, literally worse than the worst UFC heavyweight.
Sean Brady was outstruck by Michael Chiesa
>>145529007Same entry that tom does when he jabs, interesting.
>>145529028Blyat you know it's true
>>145529007A general who fails his army
>>145529033>literally worse than the worst UFC heavyweightI think giga nig can beat parker porter dumbass beaner quit using the word literally wrong you sound low iq
>>145529031Oh yeah he's about have sweet dreams
>>145529020analtoly is fighting a kickboxer whos freshest win is an instagram comedian named boucher ketchup
It's crazy that me and Sweden never speak, even though we're in close proximity all day every day. It's like we're - and +
>>145529057staph strikes again
>>145529060>a kickboxerlow iq posters always expose themselves they can’t resist
>>145528989No Stamp? this is heartbreaking.
>>145528990Sean was clearly poisoned in this fight
>>145528416Is that Kenny Hotz?
>>145529071>a kickboxerthat's right! he's getting an MMA title fight off a kickboxing bout against an instagram influencer. ONE is a joke.
>>145529007that inside elbow is no fucking joke b
>>145529083who cares that niggas getting heemed
>>145529053If you think reug reug would beat so much as Barnett, you have brain damage. Fucking contrarian morons like yourself are always diluting the quality of conversation here.
>>145529083leaf quit baiting me I don’t respect your kind
reminder dj ducked
>one muay thaibased>one mmayikes
>>145529072She's married b and unlike Cyborg has some class
Can't wait for Dana to push PowerElbow next
>>145529093you baited yourself my friend. grab a clue and stop being retarded
>>145529105Dana White's Nut Kick Contender Series coming soon to Rumble
>>145529112I believe that's already a sport I swear Ive seen it somewhere
>grab a clue I like it.
>>145529110he fought one kickboxing fight bro he’s a senegalese wrestler and mma fighterif you don’t know the kino of senegalese wrestling u suck>>145529092I will not be lectured by a third world shitskin I refuse
vakhitov will get heemed in his ufc debut
I just looked back and Escort Fairy's first video was only Allen Vs Curtis 2 the other day. What a half hearted slacker, she's played with the loyalty of many men. That's it, done
Not even a year, barely seven months of activity
>>145529105kek
>>145529121It's called ball busting on the BDSM tubr
>>145529128I accept your concession.
>>145529132>she's played with the loyalty of many men
ngannou signed the mark contract and now he's trapped in pfl
K-1
>>145529175No losable fights and 30 million dollars in the bank?!?! whatever will he do?!?:!?1
>>145529179No thanks.
>>145529175a mark would have stayed in U FIGHT CHEAP for muh legacy
>>145529195its not for IC2+ sorry kek
It's funny, someone here said it was just a fad for her, I didnt agree at the time. Can't remember who it was, maybe it was Finland
Garth's resume is kinda shit. He went to war and barely beat 0.500 fighter MJ, lost to Eddie Alvares who was on year away to losing to some nobody in ONE, lost to Poirier, beat glass chin Vick, allergic to pressure and figured out Barboza, a washed cowboy, washed double weight cut Tony, got smoked by Khabib, beat washed bellator guy Chandler, got choked in one round by Charles, went to a close decision with Fiziev, landed a fluky shot against Poirier and then got completely dominated by Max moving up a weight class.Somebody like Cowboy is greater all time.
>>145529183>No losable fightsyeah he's fighting regional tier fighters, nobody will ever take him seriously again>million dollars in the bankyup mark contracts are always genuine
>>145529175Ngannou isn’t trapped in the PFL the PFL is trapped with Ngannou. He’s skinning them alive. Will probably KO Nemkov or Bader and grab another easy ten million.In the UFC he said he made 600k to defend the world title
>he fell for the mark contract
>>145529217>better contract is a mark contractOh, okay.
>>145529222Didn't his pfl ppv made 50k? He is going to bankrupt them kek.600k is about what he deserves.
>>145529233why do you suck dana white’s dick so hard
>>145529237I'm surprised its not already bankrupt
>>145529235ufc is better than pflpfl is a sham and fabricates everything>b-but the ufc fabricates numbers too!ufc is profitable the president of pfl africa was deceived
>>145529233triple h is so bad at acting, remember him in blade:Trinity? kek I just watched that last weekend and he was horrible him and that mutt dog
>>145529251>ufc is profitableclearly not for the people who fight there kek
>>145529253he shouldve been in goob's movie
>>145529260>ufc is not profitable, actuallyper: francis ngannou, president of ufc africa
>>145529260It is for the fighters that actually sell ppvs.
>this guy that went life and death with sawdusted shartles is a SCARY fight for pisslam trust me bro
>>145529260>bums deserve money!lmfao
what happened to him?
Conor thinks about this moment every time he's raping fat white womenIn his mind, the woman is Khabib and he's getting his revenge while Islam watches in the corner
>>145529302where is his penis
>>145529321Conor buck broke him
pfl africa is a money laundering operation
>>145529325khabib? gaethje retired that can
pfl africa is a monkey laundering operation
>>145529222its also in his contract that his opponent must make $2m kek
>>145529325>Khabib lives rent free in Conor's mind>Average muzziefag post.
UFC: Ivory Coast.
>>145529283>>145529309>>145529279you just repeat shit you here dana white say at press conferences like good little goyimeven conor wasn’t actually paid what he is worth to the ufc he should’ve got hundreds of millions more based on the ppv buys he generatedhe got actually rich from boxing, whiskey, and commercials
>>145529377go watching boxing then
>>145529377enjoy your gimmick fights
Anyone has that funny tweet where Khamzat mispells DDP's name? Was it Pli plesi or something
>>145529354I don't particularly care for Khabib, it's just that this moment marks the exact point where Conor's life hit a downward trend It's after this that I think we can start calling him Goobinderjeet rather than McGregor The leg break is what sealed the deal, vut this is where the serial rapist cokefiend Geezer Assaulter was bornIt was also claimed in the court of law that Conor was thinking about the times he was submitted when he raped a woman
You can't complete a sentence about Khabib without mentioning McGregor.Goob won.
Khabib is the greatest fighter of all time
>>145529377>you here
>>145529392>>145529382you guys act so bothered whenever someone insults your hero dana white keka bunch of sassy faggot replies
>>145529429
>>145529429PFL is shit tho
Khabib Nurmagomedov is Donald Trump's favorite fighter
I just don't think it is necessary to pay fighters that much.
>>145529458What if he cancels every muzzie travel visa?
SHARTLES PULLED OUT AGAIN
>>145529472ariel said the rumors are wrong and the fight is on
There are numerous aspects of fights that are often overlooked by cazzies.For example, the Conor/Khabib fight.Many people think that Khabib bested Conor that day.Many people are wrong.Let's take stock of the events.What did Khabib win?>The fightOkay, now what did Conor win?>the standup of the fight>the third round of the fight>the overcoming adversity of the fight by fighting with a broken foot>the minimising damage taken of the fight, came out unheemed>the honour of the fight by Khabib chimping out and his teammates attacking poor defenceless Conor>the money of the fight>the family of the fight by having a big titted non-towel to return to after the fight>the promo buildup of the fight by heeming the bus and ray borg and gave rose PTSD with the dolly while Khabib stayed inside>the twitter war of the fight by verbally 10-8ing Khabib with the towel and goat comments>the nobility of the fight by putting over Khabib as a big star due to khabib beating him>the humility of the fight by not being rude afterwards, even when Khabib chimped out, and solely said "good knock. Looking forward to the rematch">the banter of the press conference of the fight by having a drink of Proper 12 with Dana while Redditbib refused to drink because muh relijin>the world war of the fight by driving Russians into a frenzy with his comments about Putin and the chechensSo you see, after all of these things, can you really say that Khabib won? I think that all of these things add to Conor winning the story of the fight, and thus, pretty much winning him the fight.
SHARTLES VS CHANDLER IS OFF
>>145529486I say the rumors are true and Ariel is wrong
>>145529486>ariel said
Kinda hope Charles does pull out, can't take more boy on boy violins.
>>145529500>>145529501he asked chandler’s coaches
i hope charles pulls out so we get a more interesting fight
Charles has joined Conor on the cuck Chandler bandwagon
>>145529510Yeah it's not like Ariel has ever been wrong about anything
Hap and Ace
>>145529472Charles said he didn't, Chandler pulled out and Dustin just offered to step in
Remember when Ariel insisted that Conor vs Chandler was still on for like a full week until they announced the replacement fight
>>145529524I’m just saying he asked Michael Chandler’s team and they said it is bullshit idk quit acting so fucking SASSY for once
>>145529530Both Hap and Ace have cooked hairlines
>>145529548I think that is common with Nigerians
>>145529530Look at that fucking Golblin Brie digging her nails into Hap
Foul thread
>>145529429>dana white is anyones herocommie cope lol, bum fighters dont deserve shit
>>145529561Lmfao
>>145529251The UFC is better than PFL yeah. Francis Ngannou still made out like a bandit.
Fowl thread
>>145529530Hap's knees are ashy af, these two don't even know the basic fact that Black people need lotion. Hap is 100% getting bullied by all the other Black kids he meets
>>145529579ngannou was cut because he refused to fight
>>145529530yikes
Khabib? Never been defeated, never will be. He's the best.
>>145529579He outsmarted the jew and it angers them
>PAY>THE>FIGHTERS>!
Full thread.
>>145529585>ashy afYou watched the Bill Burr clip about white people need lotion?
Kamala didn't come and suck my dick that's why she lost I pull all the strings in that country
>>145529470He already said he'll give Khamzat a visa so the complete opposite actually
>>145529595And now he's wealthier than the "GOAT" of MMA steroid cheat Jon Jones and will never lose a fight again.
>>145529596Still would idk what's wrong with me
>>145529530wtf is up with that claw thing they're doing?
>>145529486saw charlie olive's latest tweet, it does seem like it's just a rumor
>>145529617Yeah I also had black friends in school
>>145529640Ever watch the movie get out
>>145529630per: francis ngannou
>>145529644did they stab you after school?
>>145529640Cesar Milan used to use a similar trick inside dog collars to keep them from running away, I heard
Absolute pleb this guy is
>>145529649no one watches that shit
>>145529640It's a symbolic gesture to remind them of their total ownership by piercing their soul with white devil claws.
>>145529649We don't watch that crap here
>>145529640shes literally digging her harpy claws into haps belly
>>145529111Make America gaped again
>AYO MIKE, GET SOME MUFUGGIN LOTION ON HAP'S KNEES 'FORE I POP A CAP IN YO ASS, NAMSAYIN?
>>14552965010 million dollar purse for the Fury fight, 20 million for the Joshua fight, and 1 million dollars from PFL.
>>145529650Two exhibition boxing fights against Fury and AJ will get you a hundred times more money than 20 consecutive defenses against Anthony Smiff. Respectfully.
>>145529666I didn't realize there were two charles Oliveiras
>>145529682Goblin looking ass modafocka.
>>145529685per outside sources
>>145529687I don't think they were exhibitions at least the Fury one, Francis got a professional record iirc. Respectfully
>>145529685He's getting 20 mil for two PFL fights
UHHHHHH WHY DIDN'T NGANNOU KEEP FIGHTING FOR PENNIES SO BE A BUM WHO HAS NOTHING WHEN HE LOSES INSTEAD OF MAKING MORE MONEY IN DIFFERENT COMPANIES
>>145529708I'm just trying to show that even low balling he's making more money than Jon Jones has in 15 years of fighting. Our supposed Michael Jordan.
>>145529713People are retarded. I don't even like gubu but it's so fuckin obvious that he won this. Like why even cope about it, he won
Noises noises, people make noises, people make noises when they're heemedNothing to do except heem on to nothingNo one is heemed
>>145529719Yeah well that is true
>>145529740What the hell man
>>145529707Idc bro. Respectfully.
when's the next pfl africa event
>>145529713Nobody said that.
More like the Michael Jackson of our sport, cause this nigga is white and gay.
>>145529713Because you are supposed to obey the jews
>>145529758Excellent and very respectful webm, I was agreeing with your post otherwise however the minor inaccuracy needed correcting. Respectfully
>>145529713>WHY WOULD ANYBODY CHOSE GLORY INSTEAD OF MONEYIt's called being a real one
>>145529780Michael Jackson was neither of those things and Jones is not gay
>>145529848Wrong.
DANA SAID CHARLES DIEDWTF
>>145529853He literally heemed Elvis' dotter
RIP Charles Oliveira
>>145529870You're really gonna sit there with a straight face and tell me this ain't a gay white nigga?
Jon Jones is the Michael Jordan of Zach Randolphs
>>145529880I honestly believe he was framed for calling out Helwanis, yes
>>145529867>>145529879is this true?
>>145529880
>>145529845That's called being a markAll that matters is money and milesNgannou made more fighting for the PFL than he has made in his entire PooFC career
>>145529894Those lips do NOT say IC1
goodnight sweet prince you were a bad fighter who became good for a few fights
I fucking love Charles bro this sucks
why does God take the good ones
Peach of a bang of an event incoming.
TNT Sports just posted this in Twitter and then deleted it
I knew Charles gave up during fights but never thought he would give up on life
>>145529960looks fucking terriblei'll be watching
Shartles Poolivpeeira
>>145529561Look at her Legs. Is that healthy?
Usedtobe Aliveiera
>>145529970Charles isn't dead
S
Stop saying people have died when they haven't. It's not funny.
>>145529970
>that one leaf and bongloid tranimal last night when Trump won the election, house, senate, and popular vote
>>145530055I agree
The champ had a name...
Aspinall just choked to death on a sausage roll press F to pay hespects
still tore up about rich franklin
>>145530068He's illuminated with god now
charles and ngumbo's son chilling in heaven together. vibes
wtf is this sausage roll shit these bongs are so in love with aren't they just hot dogs?
Donald Trump is not my president
>>145530115>isn't a pie just a burger
>>145530115The bread is more like a pastry we have the same here and in north europe it's nicer than a hot dog
>>145529970all true btw
>>145530065I agree but I disagree b
>>145530120
garbrand is out of the fight this weekend
Charles Oliveira is out of his physical body
kilometer Johns vs Cody was a peach of banger sad to see it go quite frankly
>>145529585Don't worry they'll make fun when he gets picked up by an anorexic white women who digs her Nails into his Abdomen, the dryness won't matter
>>145530141this... this cant be happening...
alexander volkanovski has died of old age
Dustin Jacobybryant
Cody "lionheart" Garbdant
what if cody fights chandler and charles fights miles?
charles "lionheart" oliveira
SHANT BE WATCHING THAT SHIT NOW
Shartles "doodoobox" Turdyveira
Speaking of death when is fergusson fighting next
>>145530229it will happen when you go back to kohlchan
>>145530129I'd rather a Patty mmmm
RDR vs Shart it's actually THE fight
Jon Jones will beat Stipe Miocic by ununanimous decision
>>145530455Stipe is the better wrestler, striker, has knockout power, and is stronger, but ye totally. Jon is younger and has a despicable willingness to cheat so it is possible.
K-1≠IC2+4Glmao
>>145529970lmao
>>145530543>Better wrestler, stronger Based on what?
>>145530575Based on wrestling credentials and holding down bigger guys than Jon can even take down.
Why cant you loser chud crybabies just admit Islam would kill turdporia?
>>145529960i dont think i can piss for that long
ilia is undefeated a 155lbs Pisslam cant say the same
>>145530637Has Jamahal Hill seen this video?
Movie
>>145530589In his 3 fights with dc stipe has 2 takedowns and about 3 minutes of time control, jon in his first fight with dc took him down 3 times and had nearly 7 minutes of time control.Stipe is definitely better at striking but come on b, no need to be disingenuous just because you think someone might lose.
Still can't believe that retards parents want me to pronounce JamAHAL like Jamal.
>>145530635Ilia never faced monsters such as adriano martins
>>145530658>duuuude these stats Watch the fights and the way they get people down. Jon is not taking Ngannou down without catching him off balance.
>>145530637AYO MANG AYO AYO
AYO MAIKE
FACT: Ace ain't real.
Jam a hall bruh say it right
I like how only the white trash loser chuds are jealous that hap has a wealthy and successful father unlike their tweaker dead beat dads
>>145530679>Dooood the irrelevant opinion with no basis on reality.
>>145530721Haps real father is Mikes old wrestling coach
>>145530725>only these stats are reality >there is no nuance and nothing to be learned by actually watching people fight
FACT: The only person Jon Jones has taken down once he started fighting people his size was a kickboxer that Francis Ngannou was taking down at will
>>145530721holy fuck are you mad lmaonow retype this without crying
The takedown will be there for Jon Jones
FACT: Jon Jones and Francis Ngannou are irrelevant bums
>>145530744Is not even about the stats, one literally did better than the other against the same opponent which is a better measure of their skills than a hypothetical like>I think this guy is a better fighter than this other guy because if he fought this other guy he probably wouldn't do so well.
>>145530637your average conservative trump voter
"stipe" is pronounced like "stripe" ... just letting you know in case you need to say it to people during ufc 309
micheal chandler is a decade older than metime to retire grandpa
>Michael Chandler is 38 years old
>>145530906based knower
My penis is 7 inches long, uncut, curves out to the left, and also the girth tapers towards the base, like a baseball bat. I'm a girl btw.
>>145530906And how do you pronounce Jon? Like Yawn hahaha
>>145530957good morning sir
>>145530961its like Joone
Science experiment: give Hap to Chandler, give Ace to Guru and see what happens
Josh Emmett's dog
>>145530986Virtually identical.
most people don't know that jon jones is german and so his first name is pronounced the same as "johan"
Johan Johannes
well at least we know mike isnt turning hap and ace into trannies
Mikhael Johanson.
Jon Johannesburg
Who is the Mick Maynard of UFC combatants
>>145531090Mick Parkin
Johan Jonas
>>145531096Wow I never thought of it that way. Thank you for opening my eyes.
Guru just said Ilia is the chosen one prophesied to defeat all dagestanis. Wow.
>>145531112and for my next trick I'll close them, bitchHIIIIIYYYYYYYYAAAAAAA
>>145531119Huh what you meaAUGH
trvthnvke: usyk is the lineal ufc champion
>>145531118ilia is a dagestani with a mustache
>>145531118He also said that about shartles
Another 309 fight cancelled
>>145531180ACK!
>>145531176That would be Dubois since Francis beat Fury
>>145531176the ass cheek scar makes her sexier for whatever reason idk
>>145531203nobody is willing to fight the miner
Zatdaddy if your favourite fighter’s favourite fighter
>>145531203309 is shit now
>>145531203that was a weird fight to begin with glad my boy murz isn't gonna get wrestled
tom aspinall is a big fan of the mma guru
>>145531235true but you're still a fag tho
Your favorite fighter's favorite fighter is Don'Tale Mayes.
>>145531210that was just cope to dunk on boxsissies
>>145531249Big if true
>joshua gets heemed by an obese mexican then heems ngannoujust how bad is francis ngannou and tyson fury
>>145531279Anthony Joshua won 1 round against NgannouTyson Fury won 9 rounds against Ngannou
Trump is going to make Dana his Secretary of State.>What's next for Israel/Palestine?>I gotta sit down with Mick Maynard and Sean Shelby and figure that one out.>We'll see what happens.
>>145531289Ngannou simulated Tysoy Joshua simulated Ngannou >mmmuuhhh rounds Silence Reddit
>>145531203still can't believe that krylov is alive
>>145531301one knockdown isnt enough to win a rigged match but yeah
>>145531301Ngannou won a round against FuryLol
if mma guru says it, i believe it. i pity those who don't follow this path.
What will Ace do when he's grown up? Hap?
Ngubu knocked down Fury and then just stared at him for the next 7 rounds
>>145531328Ace's gonna do Hap? Huh, what are you saying?
>>145531323Yeah the round in which he simulated him
the real question is what kind of fighting will hap and ace do? both mma? one a wrestler, the other muay thai? the suspense is killing me!
>>145531333which begs the question, just how shit is tyson fury?
>>145531341hap will be majoring in dramatic dance per. Brie Chandlers sick mind
the thing is if the gay sport of boxing allowed elbows, knees, kicks, spinning attacks,and 1 takedown a minute ngannou would've had a chance against fury
Dana White's PowerBRAP
So crazy that incels cant keep chandlers kids names out of their mouths.
>>145531386kamala lost, move on tranny
Dana White's PowerHAP
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>>145531388Drumphf is a convicted rapist and will be imprisoned for treason.
Ace will be majoring in Street Dance per. his funky step dad Mike Chandler
>>145531396>"hey Ace, let's play monkey see monkey do. I'll start
Oh Charles isn't dead he's right there
>>145531314He obviously isn't, that's the reason why they cancelled the fight.
>>145531420Cuckler learnt those moves from Ace, so he's the monkey.
>>145531451>"show me some moves big man. Oh what do you call that? The monkey? Hahaha"
how many fights have fallen off so far from the 2 next ppvs? four?
>>145531475
Thank god I dont live in a lawless brown shithole like brazil or mexico.
>>145531235For me, Weidman is the GOAT because of his overwhelming BUZZSAW victory against Silva. Silva had no chance in that fight and Weidman hardened his leg just enough to shatter Silva's shin. You never see stuff like that anymore, it was such raw skill.Another one of my favorites, which I predicted btw, was Blaydes utterly DOMINATING Aspinal in their first match. Aspinal just had no answers that fight. Blaydes is definitely gonna be champion after that UNDENIABLE performance.
his name is not the raped one, the trauma bull, the people's tramp, sean r. strickland
man that looks good
>>145531203Donbass bros who the frick are we gonna fight now
It's a hap eat ace world out there.
>yfw ufcslop
>>145531665Merab fans look like THAT??
>>145531665
>>145531674>we're pussywhipped by russiaKWAB
this must be an edit right ?
>>145531687No it's 100% real
>>145531674>when we often made raids Lmao this nigga didn't do shit
>>145531687Yes
*enters thread*
>>145531674Wow. Shara actually is a scholar
Did you know Gilbert Burns is part Scottish
>>145531726Yeah you can tell by the name
>>145531734gilbert or burns?
>>145531743Burns
>>145531743Gilbert Burns
>>145531728>>145531742Why does this guy still do voiceovers for the ufc? Does he know that chud president dana white regularly collabs with the orange man
"tin foil" michael chandler
>>145531761The Immoral Left strikes again
>Ayo shut cho mouf mike me and Ace ain't trying 2 here dat shit rite now why yall vote for that orange racist you cracka ass mf cracka?
Dana "The Fucking Cocksucker" White
islam makhachev is fucking massive
>>145531787Mike Roe Penis
>>145531787He is the same size as ortega and is shorter than max and yair.
Its Wednesday (and we like to shoot on Wednesdays)
>>145531810It's finna Thursday thoughever
>>145531323According to a pro judge he won most of the rounds
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>>145531787ilia looks weird without facial hair but right next to islam you can see he's barely shorter
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>>145531840Can you believe some people though Garth was ever good
>The mighty and powerful Joe Rogan
KINO ALERT
Garth Ennis
Garth Penis
>>145531867Jenna Ennis? That bitch had a huge fat ass in high-school, hit her up on Facebook and sent her dick pics (she blocked me)
id like to thank my friends the nelk boys
Bussin with that boyssss
Make it, my bitch.
>>145531890I ain't making shit, fuck the mods.
>>145531867I love The Boys
>>145531900>>145531900>>145531900
>>145531888You reckon that he let his bro bang?
Haha nigga loves boys gay ass nihha
>>145531694Shara is talking about history Hundreds of years ago, the Dagestanis and Georgians used to war against each other, and often times Dagestan would start to get the better of Georgia, and then Russia would separate things Shara is commenting on how it's ironic that modern Georgians are so anti-Russia when it's arguable Russia is the only reason they exist as a people
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