Cody Wormbrandt (new meme) editionWormvious:>>145528381
https://youtu.be/m8KhKPkUXT0?si=-If6Ujc4BgixYNyr
goob
*heems the next goof that post*
not if i heem u first, b
hazmat gets his frail spine twisted into a pretzel by the mighty and powerful dricus
Garth is stepping in to fight oliveria
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Didn't know Aljo was a chud. Are most UFC fighters chuds?
>>145531949
danas face when stipe starts throwing punches that aren't in the script
>>145531959>53 KBwtf
>>145531962It's like 3 frames
>>145531959>a second funny heem posts in the span of 3 monthswtf
>>145531963this >>145531947 screenshot is like 1 frame and is 100 times bigger
>53kb
>>145531972badly compressed and bigger dimensions, webm can be pretty efficient
>>145531973I miss this gooby
Any good hue prospects?
Angela Hill.
>>145531985yeah theres a gooby hue. its like when buu was reincarnated as uub the poverty hue with godly mma talent
fireworks
>>145531987CanMala Hill
*enters thread*Hohol-bros how you holding up now that the gibs are running dry?
fire
>>145532018Talmbout the m-m-m-munster Stoyan Koprivlenski b?
bums alert
yan would have beat up illlia then lose the decision
Im sure you'll be there the day of the event to post about it this time.....right?
i literally just love poirier bros. why couldnt his title shots have been against mcgregor or alvarez :(
2 more weeks until total unconditional Ukranian surrender
>>145532048This always gets me
>>145532048Haha what a silly guy
i wish goob was still in his prime :`(
>>145532060Are you THE meegancel?
>>145532031>shota
>>145532074I'm certainly one of them.
>>145532052White guys see this and go hell yeah
i'm kabobbin ferapplesmagomedsharipov
>>145532087She's the daughter of a billionaire
>>145532048Is this what he's doing now? Posting pictures modelling stuff he got from AliExpress?
>>145532087
>>145532087Yes
>>145532096He's a wolf he's gotta howl at the mewn.
>>145532096Hes currently defending himself from the latest rape charges in Irish court.
>>145531952There's literally like one relevant one that isn't
>>145532088Absolutely fucking adore this post
>>145532088This is the post.
Khabo Nicklesharipov
Khabig Niggamedov
>>145532088
Khamick Parkinurmagamedov
>the latest rape charges /heem/ we literally cannot even keep count anymore...
Redditbib Redditmedov
Mexicoreddit
I want to fuck Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Been playing some slitherio lately
You ARE gonna pay for that wall, you understand this yes?
>>145532139
>>145532148No, wrong. We're going to make Mexico pay for it DUH!!
>>145532095She better be when she's that fuck ugly
Jarritos & Taquitos. Heemer cuisine.
>le Kabuki Jewish theatre man
>>145532157That's absolutely correct, real, and true and also factually accurate + peer reviewed and independently verified.
>>145532160Talmbout taquito diet b?
>Ayo Mike me an Hap ain't trying to here dat shit rite naow, why the fuck you vote for that orange racist yall cracka ass cracka?
>remember kid, the ufc is an opportunity... an opportunity a whole lot of other fighters want too
>>145532187https://youtube.com/shorts/Tguc1IAWAgs?si=BtTrk4qSVXybCwP_
>>145532187That explains his reffing performance
>>145532187>>145532193Dis nigga should sell weed
>>145532188An opportunity khabitch absolutely squandered and went broke despite being le hamble mountain retard and driving a toyota tacoma.
>>145532201Taco is one of the best cars on the market
>>145532188Who's the top here or are they both vers?
I respect Neil Magny
Khabitch Niggaranov
>>145532201
>>145532207Tacoma? I owned a new 2018 its alright, but not any more reliable or higb quality than an S10 or Colorado or Dakota by any means and still underpowered compared to real trucks. They look nice tho.
>>145532188
>>145532228Yep, that's a Sweden post.
>>145532221*ducks tony**kills fazza**misses weight vs gaethje**retires**evades taxes**goes broke**gets mom kicked out of family home**gets mEat by Khabib and Eagle FC seized by government**flees russia*
>>145532233Irish monkey-man dances to the tune of despair. Leaving his handler baffled as to why.
>>145532224Nigga, tacos regularly get to 400k+ on little more than routine maintenanceThey absolutely are better than that other shit you mentionedYes they are underpowered but thats not the point. If you actually need to tow shit then buy a real trug
>>145532248Maintenence to get a Tacoma to 400k miles will cost way way more than the other trucks I mentioned. It's kind of just a woman's truck or truck for people who dont really need a truck. Looks nice though. Rides more like a car, in a good way.
>>145532242That's the same brutal uppercut that knocked Floyd Mayweather Jr out.
>>145532268Gooby's face always gets me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gw2qhFkwUk
ilia zeems prime khabib in the 2nd round
Shorter man, diiirty boxing. He beat him. One time.
31 days until Gane fights.
>First and foremost I wanna thank my coaches and Jesus Christ for helping me beat Stipe. Without them this wouldn’t be possible.SOON
>Good news Gane, Tom is ready for another quick turnaround so we went ahead and rebooked you for a title shot instead of the Volkov rematch.*ducks*
>>145532280>>145532285
>>145532233The irishman let's out a laugh, hysterical but filled with pain. Booze runs down from his eyes like tears, dripping from his mouth. He sits in his sofa with nothing left other than an expired cake. He grabs a piece of the cake, it tasted like his life, once sweet and full but now filled with sour rottenness and wasted potential. He doesn't cry tears anymore.
>>145532293Is that "Stone Cold" Steve Austin?
Remember when people were hyping up Michele Pereira as a world ending threat to the Middleweight division and then he got 10-8ed three rounds in a row by a guy who calls himself Fluffy
>A-Aspinall is gonna be there??
Why are you guys talking about Chandler pulling out when he is posting vids of his shape jacked as fuck?Isn't it more like that Shartles is the one pulling the fight out?
>>145532295Lay off the nose clams pal
Don't lay off the nose clams, fucker
>>145532305It would be unbecoming of me
Quis contra nos?
gakked up geekposting swede is the best
"Expose" isn't a strong enough word for what Gane would do to Little Tom on the feet
>>145532300>Remember when people were hyping up Michele Pereira as a world ending threatActually, noHe was always a meme fighter
>>145532314>*kisses (You)*
Geek?
Tom: AspinallJerry: Gane
Some of you unironically picked Gane this fight.By the way, this is the ONLY clean strike he landed before surrendering to a non-choke after being taken down by a non-takedown in the very first round.
>>145532331Do not make a single matgeek post
Gane has been the biggest embarrassment in the history kf the UFC Heavyweight division.
>>145532358
>>145532367Not sure what's supposed to be funny about this to be perfectly honest. Seriously, why is asking if the 2 black boys he adopted were African or African-Ameican? This is just kinda normal in my opinion.
>>145532375Drama queen.
>>145532375
Finally, as a knot that gets untied, figuring out what to do came in a flash. How heavy the toll is for it to figured out, how simple the answer was. A left hook to the temple was all that was needed. His legs buckle and gaze turns upwards. He falls down to the canvas. I pounce, in a dash and I'm there. My fist, high in the sky strikes like lightning with a crushing blow, a hammer that crushes skulls. The referee steps in. It is over. I stand up straight, hands up in the air. The feeling rushes over me. This is the greatest high I know, better than any substance on a friday night, or the bosom of a lady. No feeling beats out this one, it is overwhelming. This is what I live for.
i have the system to heem every here, i have the system to beat tehse guys
>>145532341Never have, never will, searching only thrill
Israel Adesanya has died.
>>145532394And with him, MMA
>>145532391I have the key to the heems.
>>145532421How many reps can heem do at 225?
yerba dean
>>145532424
>>145532051>i literally love poirier why dont you marry him then the marriage ring would be the only gold that he'd ever get his hands on lolololol
>>145532431i love cats and K-1 and also hate helwanis
>>145532428Ask your mom Pablo.
Cats are small killing machines. Theyre actually pound 4 pound biggest killers on earth. They'll kill anything and everything they can- on sight.Bugs of all kinds, reptiles, amphibians, fish, rodents, birds, smaller mamals, other cats, small dogs, disabled humans.Cats are cool, they're kinda like me that way. I'll kill you, and I'd enjoy doing it.
>>1455324280 that's like..really heavy dude
>>145532386
The only heavyweight fight of Jon's career contained virtually no striking. Now his plan is to fight a retired old man who nobody is expecting to look like a real contender. Whether he steamrolls Stipe or goes to war, Jon's victory will ring hollow. The final narrative of his career will be that he ran from Aspinall who would have knocked him out in round 1. There is no escape from this humiliation. His legacy is forever blemished. And that, my friends, is the price of refusing to strike with Gane.
>>145532449haha pull kitty tail
>>145532394this nigga so zesty
>>145532454
>>145532457>contained virtually no strikingFALSE check this shit out
>>145532428I bench half of that to be heemest
Prove them wrong.
This! We are with you brother.
>>145532467
>>145532460Monkeys are based (sometimes)
yeah I'm thinking we see the first death in the octagon this weekend
>>145532433touché
>>145532031Is Sima still faking his height?
Reinier de Redditor
Topuria the true Christ chad will heem these dagi muzzies
I'm starving for heems
>this thread
I'm a top confrender in the comfy-weight division.
Sneed Rose has...died.
>>145532449I love cats, i once saw a video of a couple of tigers getting inside a box, no matter the size cat is cat.
>>145532638I dont understand this
>Yeah Chandler hit me with a good shot. That doesn't change the fact that his wife adopted 2 crackbaby street monkeys. He doesn't have a family like me. The second those things are old enough to fuck, he's done.
>>145532684tony would never say something like that
>>145532431cute kitten>>145532449there’s a video where a cat stands its ground against an alligator and makes it scurry back in the creek
>>145532649Groomer Barry held her down, she could've been babushka 2.0 without all the boring wrestlefucking.
>>145532449dragonflys mog them p4p
>>145532727Many such cases. Animals don't know what the fuck cats packin and just play it safe. Cat just down to bang, real one levels off the charts.
>fat>norwooding>in trial for rape again>ducked THE chandlerYeah it's over.
>>145532735ag
>>145532750mcgregor? oh yeah that guy boomers used to love yeah he was a great fighter I guess
>>145532750The party has just begun.https://youtu.be/rP9UGgm0r3o?si=xN1CVIob77qMrA2W
wmma wouldve been 5 times more interesting if these bitches learn how to knock each other out
>>145532753that's absolute, not p4p doofus
You now remember benny shartoosh
>>145532778He actually was never good
who names their kids 'hap' and 'ace'
>>145532778You now remember when those same few anons were saying giga chudkadze was going to be champion.
How do you think Olivi feels when joey gets heemed?
Dana will tell Trump to mandate power slap in all schools
The soul has gone from this sport. All the new guys are soulless drones. They don't have the magic that the older fighters did, khabib, tony, everyone is gone. The ones that remain are flushed.
>>145532971the fighting nerds have soul
>>145532449Yes cats have that warrior spirit, even if they're massively outsized, they'll claw the other animal or things eyes out. Totally fearless.
>>145532051because those cans weren't good enough to stay champ I'm afraid
Soon I will have a new IP address.....one far younger and more powerful!
>>145532051is poiriers filly shell counter strike style enough to heem the manlet topuria?
>carlos prateswho the fuck even is this and why is he headlining a card? ufc is a joke, just randoms headlining cards these days. literally whos, and magny is a gatekeeper and total dogshit, who cares about him
>APEX 100>Neil Magny headliner
ufc apex 100: strickland vs meershart
>>145533036>NOOOOT IF ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, I HAVE, SAR!*heems new ip
Magny has been one win, one loss for the last several years. And guess what? He just lost his last fightHe brutally wallstalls Prates to a decision
>>145533067He has good heems. We like heems around here. Even zatdaddy got a heem once so you're allowed to enjoy them as well.
>>145532933Being able to remember Benny Shartoosh = believing Giga Chikadze would be champ?
Now that Cody is out i have nothing to watch until next weekend.
>>145533110Magny is THE gatekeeper of all time, possibly ever b.
Possibly ever?
>>145533162indupididly b
>>145533162It is entirely possible.
>>145533162Many are saying this.
>>145533178No they're not
