/heem/ heemvious: >>145531900
Cody Wormbrandt(new meme)
Topuria had to panicwrestle Zalal
Big shoutout to the OG that dropped Blo Dickal in the previous.
Why does Conor love raping fat women so much?
Nick gar cia
>>145535798I want to heem this meng
>>145535826
>>145535798Sorry Sweden, it can't compete with Kabobbin Ferapplesmagomedsharipov
>>145535831Well obviously. Just because I venerate GOD doesn't mean I want the throne.
*enters thread*
>>145535826>>145535830When you have access to as many beautiful women as you want, you eventually lose interest in them. This is why elites fuck trannies.
>>145535844But he's been fucking fat bitches and ugly slags since before the Floyd fight. Goob just has a slampig addiction.
Wow that Donald Trump guy is pretty pog. I wonder if he will be at UFC 309.
>>145535826You can get away with treating them much worse.
>>145535870Obviously not nigga he keeps getting sued and accused
>>1455358731/100 fatties raped will do this to you.
should I go to ufc tampa? im willing to pay the ticket price
>>145535878So Conor has raped over 200 fat women? Pretty based ngl.
Colby ducked Garry now he's saying he's fighting Della Maddalena in February KWAB
>>145535878Part and parcel.
I'm actually starting to think Conor actually wanted to fuck Jolie Porier given her pawg status
Bo Nigger
>>145535893Kwab, Diamond-chads winning just never stops!
>>145535903
There's a real chance that Belal has a secret family he's keeping away from the cameras like Francis did
he's solved the puzzle
>>145535878Imagine the pure poundage count he's raped...like 3000 pounds total you think? Pound for pound most flesh raped? Goobinderjeet.
>>145535910>
I accept all of (You)'s concessions.
I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to concede…to absolutely nobody.
>tfw just heard the news about Kobe Nigganu
23 posts early is a bit cheeky
>>145535981Based Weedman
but seriously how do you leave a fight with sean strickland looking like this
>>145535984Strickbeast would leave you dead under 2 minutes flat so..
>>145535984you wouldn't get it
>>145535984Strickland is the hardest hitter at middleweight
"Strickland" is a misnomer. We accept "Strickraped" and "Strickgaped" in this general. Please be more mindful in the future.
Who is the Val Venus of the UFC?
>>145535984phillip schell
Strickbeast got ya workin? Kwab.
There is no logical way to give Strickland 3 rounds in that fightAll arguments are based off of the fallacious logic of the championship rounds mattering moreDricus clearly won 2, 3, 4
>>145536045>There is no logical way to give Strickland 3 rounds in that fightTrue because he very clearly won 4 of them.
>but seriously how do you leave a fight with sean strickland looking li-ACK
>>145536013Hello Heemers
what the frick does heem mean?
>>145536071OHHHHHHHHHH HE FAILED TO KNOCKOUT OR SERIOUSLY HARM THE 140 POUND YOUTUBER OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>145536076HereEveryoneEnjoysMen
Strickraped went to a split decision with a 140 pound youtuber who watches people fuck his girlfriend
would you pick 30 various strikes from dricus, or 30 strickland jabs? we both know what the answer would be if they were standing in front of you ready to spar.
>>145536113they throw wmma on big cards for the non mma fan media
>>145536074Based
>>145536113why do they always sneak a wmma snoozer into the main card when they're not getting dominated by the saudis like the buttboys they are? What's the fucking point?
>>145536077>>145536100Sean broke his nose and got a tko in under 20 seconds
>>145536118UFC should have kino storylines like I choppy choppy yo peepee
>>145536119(((No idea bro)))
>>145536107>mfw high school bully ODs, kills old man and his dog, and dies
Imagine being Colbitch lol
>>145536132Send him back to Africa
>>145536013Tito
>>145536140Post the mic selfheem
>>145536136*Send him back to the Nebraska plantations
>>145536161That's not how the song goes.
>>145535828khabitch's best win before poofc
Khabitch status?
>>145536202hes living his best fazza free life and is slaying on the catwalk
>>145536207>hes living his best fazza free life and is slaying on the catwalkI'm too sexy for my shorts ass nigga
>Tony FergusonDucked.>FazzaKilled.>TaxesDelinquent.>MazzaHomeless.>AssetsSeized.>Eagle FCDefunct>DagestanExiled.
>>145536175>I literally can'tNot the best of self-talk
>>145536232m-EAT by Khabib status?
>>145536232Khabib already payed off his taxes and rebought his house through a proxy
>>145536218Didn't read but good for you, or sorry that happened.
>>145536242I read a bit it was hella gay and redditty
yeah im thinking stipe HEEMS jon
>>145536249Oh no doubt. At least are schizo bong finally roped himself thoughever.
CLASSIC vasti
>>145536255The creature might be sleeping in it's only 6pm bongtime
>>145536259Kek she's a keeper
>>145536259Is she autistic or just South African?
>>145536130Why are you happy that an old man and his dawg died in order to satiate your desire of vindication?
>>145536276Fuck dogs and old men. I heem dogs and old men.
>>145536276I’m not that anon, I just associate the Yan dance with his story.
>>145536276Why not?
>>145536278Callum Bisping is an anti chud always fact checking the Count at home per Michael Bisping on the BYM podcast
Joanna Jedrwzkekzkrzkr
>>145536284>Fuck dogs and old menNot literally tho
>>145536306If you're Aspen Ladd you do both
>>145536302I wish she'd go to Thailand and find and permaheem FightFairy's faggot poofter boyfriend in sexy Joanna fashion
Aspen Ladd, what ever happened there?
imagine being bullied in HS kek>t 6'4 200 lbs as a freshman
>>145536321Big ass Lurch retard ass nigga
mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell
>>145536344Is that nigga not dead yet I thawlt they execute people in texas boy
>>145535802Make America gaped again
>>145536367mitochondria is the pussy ass of the cell you fag
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvNgLwFUhKUGoat shit only
>>145536259SOON
>>145536175Donald prefers Khabeast to Colbussy as does everyone else without AGP
>>145536391I just ate mutton actually
Just tried to have sex with a woman that was giving me signals from across the road. She rejected me. I don't fucking get it bros why do women give me signals but as soon as I engage them they reject me.
>>145536415What was his name
>>145536420A man wouldn't have rejected me. I swear sometimes I think I should just have sex with men.
based
>>145536415Just be yourself, bro.
https://youtube.com/shorts/A702xE08G_Q?si=PhOgqupRTIktLHfv
>>145536441Pretty sure myself is the problem
the oirish people dont boy gooberst
>>145536431A cunning disguise and the advantage of surprise work best for me
The /box/ thread is 4 days old
>>145536456I dont think I'm capable of rape.
>>145536467I don't get why they're not on /asp/ie already.
>>145536431quintessential heem post
>>145536467i remember those fuckers were brave enough toi make a thread during the world cup, it lasted for 4 posts lmao
>>145536410I cooked a giant shank and the femur is a legit weapon just tie something to the handle and it's complete. I wonder why people had to invent maces when it's right there and it's big.I can heem anyone with this easy.
>>145536469It's a doggy dawlg world out there b heem or be heemed
>>145536489I eat pieces of shit for breakfast.
wtf you guys never told me reddit was more racist than /heem/
>>145536410I wish we ate more mutton here. You only see lamb/mutton at higher end restaurants and it’s usually expensive AF
>>145536503
>>145536503Every MMA online space is like that R/MMA only appears different because they moderate it to fuck and delete half the comments
>>145536503Is qizilbash_ are IC4's reddit handle
>>145536517>every mma online space I literally don’t know another mma forum besides these two stupid sites. Sherdog?
>>145536517What kind of no life faggot would moderate an mma image board all day?
>>145536522I was thinking post elon MMA xitter, it might even be the worst haven't been on boomerdog in a literal decade
>>145536488I guess we had to make maces to smash bone clubs and birthed the military industrial complex>>145536512It's tawlf b you should try and find a butcher's or something and make it yourself
>>145536512Mutton isn't that great unless cooked for ages, theres a reason most of Europe prefers lamb
me? i'm the dark horse of the division. the guy people secretly know beats the champ but they're too afraid to say it.
>>145536503we need to protect our brazza from racist redditors
>>145536547Dom would be a long time champ if he had a chin still. He almost heemed Jiri from his back
I could give a fuck about what "most of europe prefers" my guy lmao
>>145536528>he doesn't knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9bZiYfQreE
>>145536560>cooked for ages You mean well done or low and slow to tenderize it?
>>145536575It was a pretty pretentious post plus bongs are not really held in high esteem re: food in >most of Europe
>>145536512idk lamb chops can be gamey and theyre like 28 bucks
>>145536120tkos aren't harm
>>145536580second one, its tough otherwise
>>145536575good thing nobody asked you then :)
>get in me bellysoon.
>>145536611Never eaten poorly cooked mutton or lamb in my life including my own it's really not difficult b unless you go to some IC4 salmonella ridden shithole. Respectfully
uuuhhh I don't remember asking the opinion of some obese retard who thinks pizza hut is fine dining
>>145536619Good thing you're mad tho.
Kek of course it's the IC4 who thinks cooking meat is some kind of mystery skill only few men know KWAPB
BRUH
>>145536645umm okay dude whatever you say
>nordoids discussing foodSame feel like when ilia was looking at the cup of water
>>145536641Pizza Hut is the worst chain pizza. Can’t remember the last time I had Pizza Hut
>it's a finland spams the thread for hours with inane posts and regurgitated memes episodeAlways hate these
>>145536675It's considered fine dining by obese finlanders
>umm okay dude whatever you say
>>145536685>le replies to every post man replies to every postshocking development
MMA? I unironically think Magny clinches and wrestles his way to the upset Saturday. Prates has a shit ground game
>>145536691
>>145536655he actually could have been a decent challenger if he kept in half decent form. incredibly disappointing
What’s the story with RDR? Should he be a big favorite over GM3?
This is an absolute case study in mindbreaking. Possibly the worst case we have ever seen. Conor is still raping women six years after UFC 229, and he tells them while he chokes them “this is what it felt like in the octagon.”He is trying to reenact his fucking trauma of getting choked by Khabib. Khabib literally mindraped him into a neverending rage and delusion. It has manifested into some sort of a psychosexual fantasy fulfillment. He’s trying to regain control by raping whores in night clubs. I’ve seen this with my own eyes with women who have been raped and want me to “simulate” it.
>>145536704We literally don't know that
Kek he's absolutely fuming and VPN hopping already
>>145536685Hes currently the worst poster on heem.com. Close second is the k1 guy
>>145536721Watch his DWCS fight bud
>>145536728He's now gone full schizo mode and decided we're all one guy on a VPN, sad state of affairs
>>145536674That's a bit rude b>>145536704What upset I thought everyone is of the opinion Magny is winning
>>145536720that line about the octagon just makes it feel incredibly fakeisn't this like the 5th rape allegation against him already or something
my chicken tastes weird
>>145536737Magny is a 6.5 underdog Prates is 1.25 to win by KO
>>145536747Did you buy it from someone with the last name khan?
>>145536747Is it medium rare?
>>145536746Public rape accusations that end up in civil court are always false. She sees an opportunity to cash in. All evidence supports Conor
>>145536720Conor has always had a weird sexual side to him. He would show up to press conferences with boners. Exactly similar to Mike Tyson who also raped a woman and also said fighting aroused him.
>>145536748My local has him at 6,3 that's crazy b
>>145536767Conor only rapes twinks. W*men disgust him
Finland has made 4 posts in the last 5 minutes
i have a heart and empathy and high t so i want to see a goob redemption and title run
>>145536791Number 1 in the FFL (fat friendless loser) PFP rankings fersure b
>>145536746>>145536767>>145536781Conor has more rape allegations than Diddy. Night clubs, yachts, cars, bathrooms, etc. He’s definitely doing that shit kek. Get real.>Conor would never ever get high on coke and rape a whore!lol just listen to the guy talk for five secondsyou guys have no rape radar
>>145536804That's gotta be spammy (rip)
Top heem scientists are saying high T = AGP, b
>>145536812Real spammy? He's retired (from life)
>>145536804Guru said his friends ditched him for being a low class goycattle. Are you low class animal in england?
>>145536811You don’t need to rape women when you’re internationally famous and worth 9 figures. They all see an opportunity to make a mil
>>145536813Damn that powerlifting meet looks fun as fuck
>>145536821Pa*is are even lower than animals
>>145536816Rest in Piss
Remember when Arman said he would bang Kayla a couple times? The ATT owner told her that he did her a favor because it would've been like saying she's ugly if he said anything else.
>>145536813This is because homos are absolute sexual degenerates with a disgusting number of partners. If straight guys were banging random chicks 5 times a week they’d have higher T too
>>145536824>You don’t need to rape women when you’re internationally famous and worth 9 figures. You’ve got to be a retard to think someone like him isn’t raping. Dude is assaulting people every weekend and high on coke 24/7. If you have been around people like that irl you know what they get up to. I have, and I know.
>>145536818OHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT FINLAND IS HURT
I'm watching this Dandadan anime on netflix, it's pretty nice. I usually don't watch series but this one I enjoy and I can distract myself for a bit
>>145536891You have no idea how women act around high value men lol. They throw themselves at men like Conor.
>>145536891You have no idea how women act around high value men lol. They throw themselves at men like myself.
>>145536818says the jonfag
>>145536939>>145536947I lived with a FBS quarterback in college. He never started a game and still absolutely slayed every weekend. Bitches were ravenous when they learned he played football. Conor is like that x1000
>>145536968LMAO Clozapig getting spitroasted this thread https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/-gvyjkK5SlkGel4E0DKoFQ/
my reaction when dricus snaps khamzat's neck with a guilly 2.5 seconds into the fight
>>145536939When did I say women wouldn’t fuck Conor? It has nothing to do with that. Rapes are being done by alpha men, mostly low iq, with anger issues and drug/alcohol problems. It is an ego trip for them. It is more stimulating than regular sex. Again, you have definitely never been around a loose cannon coke head. It isn’t because they can’t get laid normally you retard. Incels aren’t the ones raping they don’t have the balls.
>>145536391>isn't it cool that this guy made a lot of money>but don't look into fighter pay
>>145536968Jonathan Dwight Jones is a white man
>>145536939>famous people would never rape
>>145536968Jon is black of skin but that's it, this poster is an actual IC3 lover
I think Gooby is guilty
Awful thread.
Gooby is brat
>>145537018>>145537055pathetic cope
Son of Ciryl Gane: Bon Igger
Get down from there Habanero Chandler or you'll be getting a stern talking to!
>>145537081
the truth is out there
>>145537079That's just like your opinion
Grasso's body, MY choice
Jon Jones isn’t white but his blue eyed LA boyfriend is
>>145537128Makes two of you then
>>145537126pregnant
He really did avenge Ikram
>>145537172Robert's faulty jaw? Yeah it avenged Ikram I guess
in many ways it was dricus who avenged ikram
Blue-Eyes Chad's cannot stop winning
The copesquad has arrived
>>145537126She's japanese
>decision (majority)>submission (injury)
>>145536720>And then, your honor, at the end of the sexual encounter, my client was mouth creampied. And then, out of nowhere, Mr Cormier kicked her to the side of the head. She was knocked off her feet and then severely beaten on the ground as Mr Cormier yelled "YEAH YEAH THIS WHAT IT BE LIKE JONES. OHHH HES HURT BAD!">My client was in shock, believing maybe Mr Cormier had a psychotic break. Well as it turns out, your honor, Mr Cormier suffered a traumatic loss in his career as an mma fighter, to a man named none other than Jon... JONES. And what did he do? That's right, he kicked him... in the head. I rest my case your honor. The new scam whore meta. Guys with embarrassing stoppage losses should NOT be having casual sex from here on out. All they have to do is watch your highlight loss, have sex with you and claim you did to them whatever was done to you.
Tapping from a face crush in round one is not something your career can ever recover from
>>145537214Can't wait for Walker's cases to make court
>>145537172OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH AIDSMAEV WITH THE NITRO CROTCHSNIFFING
Hapler Dad Hard Seltzer
>>145537225Not a knockdown
>>145537225this is the dricus fight but 10 seconds into round 1
BREAKS the TEETH CAUSES the SEETHE INSPIRES the REAL HW CHAMP
>>145536720Omfg LOL. That's how homos and pornstars are born, btw.
if you picked shittaker you don’t know anything about mmaif you can take down usman you can take down le karate man
I fucked you up bitchI fucked you up
>the way khamzat dives for his opponents crotch, that inspires me
if you didnt see that injury TKO coming you ain't got an eye for the sport.
>>145537233Was he taking a knee in protest?
I was trained in Felony Fights bitch give me an kendo stick and Ill bite your face
>>145537225>simply refuses to be heemed Why didn't dricus do this?
>>145537259Everyone was saying Whittaker will survive round one and take over from there. Not that he wouldn't get taken down.
It sucks that covid snapped Whittaker’s mandible he was clearly winning that fight
>>145537280>Everyone was saying Whittaker will survive round oneand they were wrong lol
>>145537285Ah yes, everyone had Chimaev by round one teeth ripped from gums.
>>145537275Soldic is built different.
>khamzat>small and frail enough to still make 170>dricus>way too big and powerful to ever get back down to 170levels
>>145537293I had him by round one sub yea
>>145537299heeminder dricus outwrestled by washed brunson
>>145537305You were wrong then.
>>145537244See? This isn't a bad little post, Akhmabesh. I'm proud of you. I keep seeing your zat daddy porn fantasies getting heemed every 3 days. How you holding up? Are you experiencing withdrawals?
>>145537244Tom Aspinal said he's inspired by the rotherham scandal.
>>145537309we'll have to agree to disagree b
The victim testified that she was unknowingly drugged by Khabib Nurmagomedov and was taken to a secluded room away from the party. She awoke to Mr. Nurmagomedov brutally raping her in his hotel room. She began to resist, and so he placed a placed a pillow over her face and began to suffocate her. Despite her thrashing, Mr. Nurmagomedov did not relent until she was choked unconscious. The victim clearly heard the words "This was how I killed fazza to duck Tony Ferguson."
>>145537313meds
>>145537299lol khumshart was last to make the scale at the last minute.
>>145537327>duuude google
just because he put him in a face crank and he tapped doesn’t mean it was a submission okay guys?
Wow so Uriah Hall really knocked out Chris Weidman then?
>>145537339He tapped due to an injury.
>>145537327nice photoshop muhammad it was obviously a no contestFREAK accident
Thiccc Boy Anthem
>>145537348>He tapped due to an injuryyes that is generally how submissions work
>>145537334I accept your concession
Not only did Robert tank that shit, but he also landed more significant strikes. He essentially won that fight. Also the scales were rigged (all 3 of them)
Honestly you niggers are just retarded if you didn't see the levels enough to know Hall would knock Weidman out round 1
>>145537374Hall vs Weidman 2 and Weidman vs Silva 2 are legit wins. if YOU break your opponents leg on a check that is a TKO
>>145537374
>>145537374SALT OF THE EARTH BROS
what if you break your leg during the walkout but hide it and then it falls in half 1 second into the fight before you even get to the center of the octagon
>>145537126it's funny how it took valentina TWO (2) fights to figure out how to beat her
>>145537394>duuuude made up retarded hypothetical
>>145537396bruh did you watch either fight lmao
>>145537172but he zeemed ikram too lol
Weidman and Silva both likely had some microfractures in their leg that contributed to the break, still a TKO. Being riddled with various injuries is the nature of MMA
>>145537401you don't think a preexisting injury is a legitimate win for the opponent?
>>145537418see my above post Whittaker's teeth were intact when he entered the cage
>>145537233too bad r/heem will never accept this fact
>>145537425KCDS is a serious ilness sadly every time he wins they only get more divorced from reality
ultimately khamzat showed he could take robert down easily so i don't really care if he lost because of the jaw. he would've gotten wet blanketed for the rest of the fight at worst
>>145537437at best*
>>145537423>intact >not damaged or impaired in any way; complete.if your teeth are prone to breaking i would call that a permanent impairment
Martins heems some turd
>>145537437It was still impressive. But Khamzat is like the Conor of wrestling. Put everything into the first round and survive/pray you slowed down the opponent enough as you to survive. The truth is many fighters could do what Khamzat does, but most wont because it goes against what you're "supposed to" do as a fighter. Khamzat should be praised less for his skill and more for the fact that he has a gamblers mind and goes all in on a first round finish.
test(icles)
>>145537451They were complete and undamaged when he entered the cage just prone to re-injury due to a structural weakness that he's had his entire careerPeople are acting like Rob has been walking around with his teeth hanging off since the DDP fight when he's had 3 camps and a war with Costa since then
>>145537467Ilia knocks out Pisslam worse than Hollowbrain
>>145537494i guess that's fine as long as we can both agree that khamzat has basically never won a single fight
sorry guys i cannot fight the whittaker dana said he will not give the hot choccy and warm blanky
Pretty cool I guess
>>145537536That's atrocious. what's that supposed to be?
>>145537540Two men kissing
>>145537540two mengs going tip to tip
>>145537540There are two lions inside you
>>145537540him and his boyfriend kissing
Khamzat isn't just taking your title shot you're gonna get cut from the ufc bro
>>145537540Rorshark test
>>145537482Stylistically Dricus vs Khamzat is like a grappler version of Dustin vs Conor DDP even has that weird poirier type cardio where fights better after looking exhausted
>>145537577Holy fuck that's the most reddit tweet ever
>>145537261I broke. Your face.
>>145537596You do realize Dustin lost his first fight against Conor
>>145537315Take those IC4 balls out of your mouth and have some self respect
>>145537536I was not seeing the 2 lions optical illusion shorts should be illegal
>>145537536took a while to see the lions
heems are fake
When did your balls drop?
>>145537636when I was born
>>145537636I dropped my balls in your mom's asshole
>>145537632how does one get koed in this way? bigfoot seemed fully conscious but he just kept eating shots
>>145537656Nuts in da ass dick in da pussy
>>145537596high wisdom analysis>>145537611145 fights are basically another universe where all the laws change
Why couldn't they do this?
>>145537680
>>145537671Some things I should not have to read
Imagine Jon brings back the Sexual Chocolate for this one.
>>145537680too spooky
https://youtu.be/m8KhKPkUXT0?si=AjnpSD1Fm7-Ns2Oo
>>145537689Look up BOOYAH featuring Tony Eveready. It's a legendary match.
>>145537680Fuck your skeleton go back to the grave.
https://youtu.be/US13MSmbhK4?si=UXpPpYUNA8rkN-Go
>>145537536Looks like Goatsi
aleksandre is the benevolent topuria
i tried googling that guy haggerty fought Mongol peach or something a few days ago and barely anything came out on search until i typed vs haggertygrim state of affairs, ONE fc
>>145537540two goats finna kissrepresents him and stype presumably
>>145537810>tens of peoplelast I checked it was more than 200
*wins*
>>145537536looks like a penis
>>145537577Taxes in Australia are insane. If I only got 2 paychecks a year I wouldn't want Australia taking 53% of one
>>145537970>>145537536the back part looks like a staris he insinuating to his chocolate starfish hehe
>>145537970and it's black, must've been on purpose. imagine getting dicked down raw by jon.
hap and ace are monkey niggers
>>145538005Nuclear Truth Bomb
>>145538002'fuck up dana
heil hitler mothafucka nigger
>>145538002>imagine getting dicked down raw by jon.
Y'all switched up from Reddit Rob was gonna flatline his Zatdaddy to "well ackshully anybody could prolapsed Pozzedtaker's Robusey!" real quick...
>>145538059AAAARGH SHUT UP!!!!
Islam vs chandler would actually be super kino. We should all be rooting for chandler therefore
>>145538059Whittaker wins the rematch.
>>145537994for me its Melton Bowen
Hap Chandler is the son of UFC fighter Michael Chandler, who adopted him with his wife, Brie Willet. The couple adopted Hap, their first child, in 2017 after a fast adoption process that matched them with Hap within minutes of being approved. They later adopted a second son, Ace, in 2022. The name "Hap" was inspired by a former Missouri wrestling coach named Hap Whitney, while the middle name "Whitaker" was chosen after the couple after saw him constantly pushing himself in the gym without really taking any breaks.Michael Chandler is known for his successful MMA career, having been a Bellator champion and later transitioning to the UFC. Outside the ring, Chandler often speaks openly about the joys and challenges of adoption and his approach to parenting, especially as a white father raising Black children. He and his wife emphasize character, integrity, and resilience while preparing them for life’s complexities, including the racial challenges his sons might face as they grow older
mrrrmmm yourgort
>>145538066I'd rather Charles flush him once and for all and then fight Conor himself to flush that retard once and for all and then fight Dookie Dan and flush him once and for all. Call that nigga the toilet.
>>145538078XD haha
>>145537810none of those pictures show topuria
>>145538075Chris Weidmans aura in this webm is off the charts
>>145538075>and then like, dudes, if one guy can hold you down two can rape you
>>145538093
>>145538075>If two guys can hold you down, one can rape you
>>145538089You actually piss me off man
Lol
>>145538208:P
cerrone wins the rematch
*gets slapped in the face at full force 6 times*"All day baby"Who thinks this is cool? Da Crazy Hawaiian, I sentence you to death by 100 Molina blowjobjutsu
Da Crazy Hawaiian is fuckin kino dumbass
If 2 men can rape you, 3 men can take turns pissing on you
Wow. Da Crazy Hawaiian. Levels.
Would you prefer to be a Blessed Hawaiian or a Crazy Hawaiian?
We cannot follow them.
>>145538279a batshit crazy insane Hawaiian is where Ill rest my hat
>>145538279I myself pearsonally would like to be inho an Ragin Cajun
>>145537810That's why he's white.
Diamond is unbreakable.
>>145538288>>145538291I disagree. Respectfully.
>>145538214>herb dean flew in that one. almost felt like early stopage
excellent.
sanko's reaction when you take out your meng during a ufc staff conference call
>>145538414Superkek could never.
ULTIMATE DUCKDustin Poirier has turned down fighting Colby Covington umpteen times apparentlyhttps://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1854330908746137707
what does the trump tarrifs mean for the ufc international product. will the tarrif the hues and brazzas?
tarrifs Deez balls
me looking at my 6'2" gf not hearing a word she is saying and only thinking of tonguing her asshole
new polish cutie just dropped
>>145538578you don't have a girlfriend
francis ngannou has been extradited to the cameroon sand mines
>>145535826Fatties have no dignity and will let you do anything to them because "they love you that much" they'll suck your dick whenever or let you fuck them in the ass, ignore cheating, whatever, they have zero self respect
>>145538612you are correct, that post was a facetious joke. i have a fiance and yes she has a penis and no she isnt cutting it off.thoughts on this elite athlete?
>>145538578You JUST fucking KNOW
>>145538627Nice! Who's his main competition in that promotion?
>>145538630shut up nerd
>>145538636know what? what are you implying there friendo? what does that video imply?
>>145538611impressive waist for wmma
10/10 in bongistan
Throw Tony to the wolves and he dies
What a fight colby vs dustin would be. Both guys have been in so many title fights
no way these are real people. UFC just putting default character AI renders in the cage
>>145538669
>>145538710Don't say that shit about my nigga Tresean Gore ever again bro
>>145538468MMA is an art for the sophisticated with a mind for the realistic brutality that comes when two men decide hug each other to DEATH
post derns tits and STFU with all these gettyimage slop
ugh it stinks in here
>>145538681Now throw wolves the tony and they drown in SHIT and PISS and other LIQUIDS
>>145538661she's pretty hot if you like bogged Euro women with no ass
>>145538729Tony time
>>145538727
>>145538746this looks like ai
>>145538750I think about Big Mack every single day of my life. What she has become is an athlete beyond anything I could have imagined she would become when I first saw her giant tits flailing around in bjj but at what cost?
I have noticed that khamzat chimaev speaks with the timidity of a little puppy, but when he roars it sound like a wolf
>>145538746figure's more important than ass b
I have noticed that Mick Parkin speaks with the timidity of a little puppy, but when he roars it sound like a wolf
>>145538796Magic Mick's Magic Smile. Contagious.
>>145538746always funny when corny ass niggas talk about women
>>145538768she's got so much surgery that she entered the uncanny valley. she's human but your brain knows something about her isnt quite right>>145538782i disagree my man but thats alright
>>145538796Oh Mick Parkin speaks with the eloquence of a lower class brit with the ferocity of a high upper class bog dweller
>>145538830i said she's hot if that's what you're into. she's objectively hot in that genre of women. not everybody is into it so i was just pointing it out
>>145538847I'm homosexual.
Guru won.
>>145538855Like how a sperm "wins" the race of birth
Dominick Reyes
Dominick Race
>>145538445I would be perfectly content if colbitch never fights in the ufc ever again
Dominigge Reyes
>>145538873Dumb dick Gayass
Hominid Race
Alien Hominid
Sweden
Swedem
Mandem
poopboob
Tandem
Nitro.
>>145538938Clever
Tito
do Nunes and her wife take turns being pregnant
Pandemonium
heem
Bedlam
Daniel "Dick's Cum" Cormier
@ all the posts above
>>145538983You have dreams don't you?
>>145538983I have literally never seen you post something that slightly seems like anything in your life
>>145538987yes
>>145538990>I have literally never seen you post something that slightly seems like anything in your lifewhat?
>>145538991What was your latest one about?
>>145539006I got butchered by a freak killer in a mask and couldn't wake up. He ripped out my intestines with his hook and I could feel it. I knew I was dreaming but couldn't wake up.
>>145539012Sounds like a nightmare
>>145539012This you?
>>145539037luckily not, but this probably attributes to why germans are so fucked up and autistic, especially the older generations. Look up Struwwelpeter. Always scared me as a kid.
Reminder that Colby just needs a wrestlefuck win over JDM and he's guaranteed another title shot
>>145536259nasty vasti knew what she was doing
>>145538414Brazzas always miss weight
is it true that jon jones is of german descent?
>>145539080they don’t call him jon d white for nothing
>>145538983
>>145539080Yes his name is actually Johan Johannes
>>145537374Weidman deserved this
Scratch that his name is actually Johan Denegger
>>145537977Technically you don't have to pay taxes. It's completely optional
think I'm shadowbanned on reddit bros...
>>145539146Well check this out pal. You should *motions for you to come closer* you should *looks around* well here's what you should do pal.... *gets inches away from your face*. 'Should fuckin' stay there pal.
>>145539161>>145539146Hoenstly? Chills reading this sequence
>>145539146>>145539161>>145539169
i made a reddit account like 15 years ago to participate in a q&a and i couldnt figure out how to get to the page i wanted fuck you khabib
>>145539231
danas face when stipe dies of old age an hour before the fight and tom starts doing stretches
>>145539231so how's it feel being a redditor for 15 years
mick "roided mr beast" parkin
>>145536113typical
Mick "Not Irish" Parkin. Chills.
blackpill me on kai asakura, is he a jobber or good?
>>145539298rizin
>>145539303so he's being given a title shot on his first fight, okay..
>>145539244i lost all my money in bed bath and beyond but other than that i have lots of mp4s of car accidents that i dont know how to convert to webms
>>145539298he got knocked out by manel kape but he's a megastar in japan which is why he got the immediate title fight. i expect pantoja to finish him
jiri got a top 10 fighter on his debut after being a rizin champ, dana has learned that rizin = drawl
30 days until Gane fights.
>>145539316maybe kai will be the jiri of flyweight AKA the greatest investment of all time
Bo Dickal
like him or like him jerky is an entertainer and a warrior
>>145539346Say his real name pussy. Respectfully.
>>145539296Isnt mick a derogatory term
my great grandfather had mcgregor vs diazi have topuria vs pimblett
>>145539363Bo Nigger respectfully
Bo Kwabina Davis
>>145539393
>>145539298Rizin champ anon.
>>145539298He's gonna die cutting weight. That's all you need to know.
Smokin on Herb Dean
Im on that good kush and weemohal
just going to stand around after the 10 second clapper eh heem you lazy fuckersnot me, i'm going for the heem
This weeks card is unironically the worst card of the year, tell me one card you remember that is on paper worse than this? total utter irredeemable dogshit
>>145539570wah wah wah waaah wah wah
>>145539570Its a legit 2/102 only because ill be interested to see how rainer de ridder does
just remember, the worst ufc card is still better than the best card of any other promotion in combat sports
>>145539570Oh, Im sorry; have the fights already happened? No? So how you know if it sucks or not? Oh you dont know? Oh now youre getting weemed?
>>145539570go watch pfl then#Istandwithdana
Four hundred ninety-nine
prates knocked out leech? fuckk i must have missed that card. leech is fun to watch
do any of the wmma fighters this weekend have big fat jiggly asses?
prates is a reach merchant desu, these guys are so shit at striking when you compare them to a boxing style like topuria or yan, total low level shitter striking. Just learn boxing u dumb fucks and you automaticallyl beat most of the division you're in
>>145539655just goon to tresean gore like the rest of us
>>145539655No but you could always goon to Tresean Gore like all of us here intend to
>>145539641he was fighting like a dumbass, I still dont rate shartes. That being said he's heeming fagny
>>145539679on second thought i think the fight was fixed, leech knows he's never going to be a contender with khamzat etc running rampant and he's 36 years old so what else is there? he's not paid well at all so might aswell fix a fight and retire into the sunset. I think there's a good chance the fight was fixed and leech was looking to get knocked out. Fixed desu and i don't blame him i'd do the same in his position at that stage of his career.
when is this gooning taking place? before or after semi the jedi fights?
talmbout kai asakusa?
Make it or you will be forced to eat low soduim Triscuits with my smegma thickly spread onto roughly 25 crackers
Please make a new thread :D
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