>>145535788>>145535788
I guess it really is over then
>>145539854
Lil bit kvass brazza
bleed just
please watch ufc fight night magny vs prates
>>145539944That crying nigga made me sad, poor sod.
>>145539944Ayo this nigga looks like Maurice
Do Schaub really call people b? I've never ever ever ever watched or listened to him.
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeahSome call me the gangster of lovesome people call me maurice*ran reow*
Lucas tracy just dropped his 309 picks. Check it out on youtube.com
>>145540018>give me the natural LHW who can’t wrestle
>>145540077THE coinflipper?
>>145540018kek tom will kill himself
>>145540018Jon should just retire, this Stipe fight is embarrassing.
alex - 6 wins against championstommy reddit - 6 wins against fat retardshmmmm who is a better legacy fight i wonder
>cheated>fought 5'9 middleweights with 30% bodyfat >lost 3/5 rounds to Dominick fucking Reyes but robbed him >moved up realizing he can't just be bigger than everyone anymore >fights a kickboxer that Ngannou took down at will for the vacant HW belt >refuses to fight the interim champion of his division even if he doesn't retire >again, cheated his entire career Wow, what a real savage Jon Jones is. Even if he isn't gay he sure is one huge faggot.
>>145540185So vacate the belt then. Either way he's scared of Tom ruining his legacy, may as well just be a respectable bitch and give him the belt.
>>145540228be jiri> i am have injury. by honor, I must relinquish my belt.be jamawl saltshaker hill> i am injured dawg, not gonna fuck anyone over tho, take the beltbe jon jones> IM JUST LOOKING FOR SOME HOMOS *GARGLE, GARGLE, GARGLES ON COCK*really there's no need to take jones seriously
>>145540128Id be surprised if his picks are as good as a series of coin flips
>>145540185Stop, you're gonna give some bong a stroke.
Please make an active effort to not say um or like when you speak
Sorry Asspissreddit. Looks like kino is next in the menu
Stipe miocic should be deported Send his ass back to wherever the fuck he came from
Not fighting Tom is doing more damage to Jon's legacy than if he fought him and lost. Any time people talk about Mayweather being the GOAT everyone talks about all the prime ducking he did, but laud people like Ali and Sugar Ray Robinson for fighting the toughest competition at all times, even though they lost when on the skid. Jon will be remembered for being great AND for ducking Tom Aspinall. And if Aspinall goes on to put up a big name for himself it's all the more damaging to Jon. Jon is just a coward, the same mindset that leads him to cheating, beating his wife, and shooting homeless guys after raping them. Insecurity.
tom aspinall is ducking jon jones by not having a better resume which would warrant his interest
tom could knock out gane in the first round 3 fights in a row and jon still wouldn't fight him
>>145540354All true, and there's another really important aspect of it that nobody talks about. Its your fucking job as a fighter to go out there and feed the young up and comers. Not saying Aspinal would heem jones for sure, but it's the champs/veterans jobs to give them the chance. thats how the sport persists. jones is cucking two divisions of his name value. meanwhile, legit legends are out there doing that, max for topuria etc.holly holmes has more balls that jones because she knew she was a dead woman at 300 but did it anyway.
>>145540018poatan vs apsinall is much more hype then geriatric jones vs poatan
>>145540399>tom could knock out ganeHe couldn't
extremely interesting that it's a clear rock paper scissors with jones gane and tom... jones uses dick sniffing to sub gane, gane effortlessly outstrikes tom, tom uses takedown defense to heem jones
Mick Parkin
gane boobies.jpg
The Gane
>>145540018Aspinall should pull the realest one move and call Jon an nigger. Pretty sure that would work Jon enough to fight him.
Ciryl Goon
Tom is essentially Johnny Walker
>>145540489except Walker's been heemed stiff multiple times
holy shit, tommy aspen ladd heemed a bunch of fatsos to whom the ancient art of head movement is completely alien? oh yeah, he'd dust the goat of the sport in a few seconds for sure
https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1854635059241693288Why the fuck is Talbott Iranian nowTotal twink death
>>145540531Tom Aspinall was on the receiving end of the fastest KO in UFC heavyweight history.
>>145540489he could've said someone that was an interim champ or top contender at some point at least, it makes him look so much worse than it could
>>145540550does heeming yourself count?
>>145540414Both Jones and Aspinall destroy Poatan. Neither is a competitive fight
Ankalaev has retired and become a dentist
>>145540561Self inflicted injuries are still knockouts
>>145540584Holy shit brutal skull mog.
Such a bizarre scene. A cartel hitman running the ny marathon
>>145540542short hair talbeast becomes champ and challenges ilia for double belt
>>145540584Kino tooth clock, very festive/thematic
rodtang fights tomorrow
>>145540542Goddamn this gay nigga can throw hands.
>>145540542Craxy, he looks like a completely different person
>>145540609I have a superior physique to this can
>>145540542Sugger Schaubros...
>>145540686Post body
>>145540693Taken this morning
>>145540702Would
>>145540704Sorry pal I'm Meagan Olivi ONLY
>>145540640He didn't make weight and was stripped of his title. Sorry to piss on you're parade, v
>>145540722hes still fighting
>>145540702Why you are spell Megan like that
>>145540730>why you are
>why you are
>>145540730
congratulations payton, you've mastered the flow state... you're now ready for the next level: Deep Anger
>>145540784Look forward to this fag getting heemed stiff
there's no point at this point
>>145540804Gotta have someone capable of doing it in his division first.
>>145540784slow
>>1455407840 defense. he's getting heemed when he fights a ranked opponent
>>145539944No
We have here... Dana White, the great Dana White [holds for applause]. This guy took me so deep... I have to say the bussy on Dana White is out of control. I hit it bareback [sucks teeth] for hours and hours. Hours and hours. It was really tremendous, and the creampie. So good. The great Dana White, right?
>>145540784this monster is in a division where the champ is 4'11 merab washyourwilly
>>145540640
>>145540725His body is, but his spirit won't be present.
>>145540784>you've mastered the flow state... you're now ready for the next level: Deep AngerThis is unironically true.In traditional martial arts, mainly asian martial arts things like elements refer to styles, approaches and mindsets.Water is usually associated with the flow state and at the highest level is a form of relaxation where the body moves effortlessly but is not the only element.Fire represent aggression and power and anger while it can make you sloppy it can also push adrenaline to the max and improve strength and pain tolerance, even other senses can increase and improve reflexes.Being able to fight under different states of mind and being able to draw from them can drastically improve skill as well as being able to adapt to any circumstances because sometimes just a flow state won't be enough, just being aggressive won't be enough but being able to do both will give new options.
>>145540944The body is the manifestation of the soul.
>>145540978based. knowers know.
What caused it?!
I'm married to the game ~ Movie.
I could beat up Tom Aspinall
You don't wanna be across from me when I enter my fire elemental state, my style becomes aggressive and all my senses heighten. I just see red, bro.
>talbeast
>>145541142>I just see red This is where you're going wrong, you want to BECOME red.
Fuck it, Im Red.
>>145541163you'll become red once i'm done with you bitchfrom the blood
>>145541073
I'm gonna say it
N
>>145541137yeah with ur bussy
>>145541195NIGGER
>>145541181
>>145541212>NOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>145541212
>>145541212Not cool mahn
Lmao elementlets, when will they learn.
>First and foremost I wanna thank my coaches and Jesus Christ for helping me beat Stipe. Without them this wouldn’t be possible.SOON
chills
>>145540038Still waiting. You'd better answer me or else...
>>145541255yea B
chili
>>145541183
only one man is capable of mastering all the elements of combat sports
Hilarious. Now what?
>>145541299*unzips pants, pulls them down, starts masturbating my penis*
>>145540990The body is corruption to the soul.
>>145541325Did this make any sense in your head?
>>145541341It doesn't in yours?
>>145541377Dig suggen libs
>>145541341I kinda get what he's saying. the physical body is prone to urges and succumbing to them be it for pleasure or greed, that's a sin mind you. that mexican fellow was very profound actually. He's talking about corruption of the soul.
>>145541361What if chimps had full freedom the way people do?
*farts*
post schaub cock
says a lot about jon jones greatness that even his biggest haters think that the current champion with 3 title defences of the division he ruled to be such an easy fight that they see it as bullying.
>>145541389It doesn't make sense bro. It's not a proper contradiction of the initial point and it's mutually exclusive to the first post. Its just a tangent thought at best and it's not even accurate to reality, if you wanna get technical about it. It's just a nonsense Mexican esl pseudo-intellectual dead end of a thought. A turd.
It's a turd thought.
>>145541457
>>145541429I think you and him should meet up irl and fight about it.
>>145541457>calls out fat jew fuck Dana>calls out mexicans for being racist>believes in equal rights (and lefts) for womenJon is based. Why do we hate him?
If you have men's penises saved on your computers, I have some bad news for you pal
Dicey post, b.
>>145541486I don't see why you wanna see the poor fella get hurt too, its bad enough he's retarded.
>>145541540>I don't see why you wanna see the poor fella get hurt toothis is /heem/, its origin and fundamentals of mma was based on retards getting zeemed by their betters
>>145541554mixed martial arts?
>>145541554Sports?
>>145541557I like the pinnacle of individual athletic competition and the high stakes real life storytelling. We are not the same.
>>145541577That's renowned MMA analyst Brendan Schaub
>>145541582Damn schaub has a fat ass
>>145541595They don't call him Thick Boy for nothing b
I need to see some more enthusiasm out of you all or I’m afraid the sport is done.
>>145541664
Ufc sphere was kinda dogshit now that I think of it
>rogan is 57does shaving your head just make you look 40 at any age?
ever notice how good fighters usually have power but nobody mentions it unless they're actually a bad fighter with nothing but power
The soul belongs to heaven.The body belongs to hell.That simple.
>>145541734he's been looking old lately
Why cant you chudcel pissbaby retards just admit that Islam would literally KILL turdpooria
Islam, ducker of Gamrot
>>145541778
islam doesn't even qualify as a good win anymore
>>145541765No
With weems wide oooopen
>>145541837whatever
when the fuck are sleems, I feel like they are happening and I'm missing htem all, 6 december my ass, I'm not waiting a month to see some troglodyte get slapped unconscious, give them to me
>>145541765When is mentioned is actually because they have too much power and people want to believe they are only power to cope with the power punching envy.
>>145541778You reckon he would do it with a headkick?
I broke. Your face.
>>145541958>>145541212
When did your balls drop?
i will say it
If I make a sandwich, tomorrow he's gonna try to make a sandwich the same way!
https://youtu.be/bAX1F6TITx4?si=RtP1PRC7AF5k4ymF
>>145542050I dropped my balls in your mom's asshole
>>145542088bet you won't
He won't.
>>145542094we talmbout sandwiches, bro? i also bought 1kg of mortadella and a shitload of kraft singles and 2 loaves of bread.
>>145542224sandwich press is ultra kino the 3 weeks out of the year that you remember you have one
>>145542224>Michael ____gHoly frick it’s bisping
>>145542244you're not wrong. I'm going to use the everloving fuck out of it for the next few days, but then it's going to be put away in my cupboard never to be seen again. such a good appliance though for when you randomly get toasted cheese and ham cravings.
Justin Pereira (nee Gaethje)
>>145542300breakfast lunch and dinner sorted super easy tho kek
>>145539854It is over, thoughbeit.
>>145542397look in his eyes, he RAPES
>>145542373
>>145542397>grey hairs already damn, he's not going to age well. i'm 31 and my beard only gets the occasional stray grey hair.
>>145541958Always confused why Usman reminded everyone of this. If you break someone's face and they keep fighting, they won the story. If you heem them and their face breaks, you win the story. Khumshart has more of a claim to this, as he broke whittaker's face, causing him to tap.
he didn't
>>145542463Told ya
stalker bros we ready?
>>145542397>Oim toired Saint Petah. Toired from an lifetoime o rapes.
>>145542485always wanted to try stalker but i can't enjoy single player games with shitty ai fun any more
>>145542397looking vibrant and plump. inspiring to see.
>>145542397Khabib won
>>145542520Maybe your tastes will change in the future, the old stalkers had pretty good ai system (a-life). Looking forward to see what they've done this time.
>>145542485What
>>145542397Goobs is such a walking patchwork of insecurities, it's absurd. The HGH, the hair transplants, the rapes... Surprised he hasn't received limb lengthening surgery also.
Rapist bros are we live?
nothing wrong about a little bit of limbmaxing
Remember when I found that preposterously large chunk of meth under my bed?
>>145542744>tfw 6 foot even but my wingspan is 6'9'' nothing wrong with being a longboi
>>145542397this isnt real no no please this cant be
>>145542744mike wazowski looking mf
why do amish people look like brazzas? are they inbred too?
>>145542744Woodson talks like the opening of a white rapper album, when they're just talking yapping about gay inspirational shit. "yuh sometimes? you don knoow whachu got... till you aint got it no mo' yuh.." Can't stand when mixed bros talk like him. Can't wait for him to lose BRUTALLY
Liddl bit drink brazza
>>145542894kek its the moustacheless facial hair
>>145542744
World Sambo Championships are live. Free but you need to make an account. Brazza you must watch.Mat 3 has English commentary.Mat 2 is doing combat sambo.Mat 1 is doing sport sambo.https://sambo.live/
>>145543079damn free? is anyone notable competing
>>145543079
the haters have been real quiet lately. we haven't even seen prime mcgregor yet and people are starting to realize that.
>>145543079Absolutely not
>>145543102You don't even need to make a real account. Just type in a random email address and it'll let you watch.
>>145541584third, Volk outboxed him soundly in their third fight
>>145543116Okay maybe I'll consneeder
>>145543096https://www.bjjee.com/articles/chael-sonnen-trying-sambo/
>>145543136That wasn't boxing
tyson fury's the best mma fighter in the boxing
Why are there so many argie girls in the banners here
>>145541049Can I have a Aussie wife please
>>145543191amazing, thanks for sharing.
>>145541212Why did he do it? What was his motif?
>>145543362The lightmotif was racism, just sitting out 72 bongs for the same sentiment b
>>145543194beat him using better boxing fundamentals
>>145542791Yea b.
>>145543420
whats next for >holloway>whittaker>rakic
>>145543424>hollowayWGAF>whittakerWGAF>rakicWGAF
>>145543383No actually volk has terrible "boxing fundamentals". He beat Max by out striking him with more volume, more power and a lot of calf kicks. Nothing about how he stands, evades, throws are a use of good boxing fundamentals. He does have one good fundamental, he habitually 'answers the telephone', but no one ever calls so he just looks like a retard. I still kek that Islam still heemed his head off as he was blocking with muh chin tucked.
>>145543423>>145543420Iceheads are grotesque and I hope you try 8balling and die so your mother, or family in general rest easy because they won't have to deal with your shit anymore.
>>145543448Are you crazy in your head man??
Fr though you can only be crazy in the head I thawlt GSP is supposed to be smart
Shoot nigga shoot nigga shoot nigga shoot nigga shoot nigga shoot
>>145543467Holy based.
>>145543467Who asked tho?
>another heemster pretends to have been a drug dealer episodeIs the coke guy still here
>>145543469What about crazy in the soul?
>>145543473I assume that pun was accidental. Respectfully>>145543478Food for thawlt b excellent post
>>145543483I'm gonna have to inform you there's no pun there at all Finland. Feel free to inquire for further specifics at your discretion.
>>145543478The body is a manifestation of the soul.
>>145543497Can the soul get hurt if you hurt your body?
>>145543511Physically? The soul is not part of the physical realm b.
>>145543486All ears b
>>145543520Diego Sanchez had his soul raped many times tho
Pendejo
>>145543522Holy and based neither have dual meanings relevant to the discussion, impossible for there to be any pun.
>>145540453wtf is Tito doing
>>145543546I thawlt niggas freebase meth and that that's where are word based comes from I apologize for goobying your language
>>145543550Knocking himself out with fighter jet G-Force simulations. As any fighter with severe CTE and overt neurological issues should do.
Run away like the bitch (you) are, /heem/
>>145543542I'd like to pend her jo-ver iykwim
>>145543552Freebase refers to crack cociane which is known as freebase. I just googled and there are apparebtly definitions that suggest the act of smoking it is "freebaseing" but even then the definition of freebaseing suggests it only pertains to smoking of crack. So if you wanted to be pedantic about it you'd actually have an argument. Thanks for being understanding as I didn't find any pleasure in correcting you and only wanted to share my experience at your perogative.
>>145543497The soul can take many shapes as it migrates from one thing to another.
Neil Magny got that dawlg in him know what I'm sayin.
>>145543610Turd post.
>>145543572Appreciate it bappa I'll be more mindful going forward, I should do more due diligence before accusing heemsters of making puns
>>145543653Yet another compelling argument by (You).
>>145543663
His Excellency, GOAT for Life, Undefeated Undisputed LHW and HW Champion of the World, Baptised, Mister Jonathan Dwight Jones, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the MMA in the UFC in General and America in Particular
back where
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
heem is my home
>>145543755And you're on house arrest *heems you*
IMAGINE stipe goes out there and heems jon jones
>>145543769If my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle
Tony is the MOST reddit fighter ever.
>>145543769would be cool
>>145543769Try and contain your seethe lad
how is the jones fight not cancelled yet
>>145543798It being for the heavyweight title and between two marquee names at MSG is probably the reason. On what grounds would you want it cancelled?
>>145543798They're gonna wait until everybody books the airfare and hotel b, just like the Gooby vs Chandler 26 million dollar gate fake fight
Jon Jones says he will “probably not” defend his title against Tom Aspinall if he beats Stipe Miocic at #UFC309He also says if he fights again after Stipe, it will probably be against Alex Pereira
trayshawn ends the troccoli memesemelsburgir ends the radtke meme ElizeuZaleski dos Santos will end the Zachary Scroggins meme gaston bolanos ends the Cortavious Romious meme
On November 16th Tom Aspinall will join Colby Covington with the title of Former Interim Champion.
>>145541212Can you please stop impersonating me?
Sup nigguh? Yeah sup nigguh? You my african nigga, yeah. Whats up my african nigguh? Yeah. Sup my african nigga? Yeah.
what’s the world coming to if a wealthy guy can’t get away with a little rape here and there man
>>145543808This was extremely predictable and Tom can only really blame himself, feel a little bad for the jeet army of guru's but they'll forget about it by Wrestlemania
VOLUMES
>>145543803its a fake fight jones is never fighting again
*opens twitter*Oh wow /heem/ is gonna love this!*screenshot**post*
jon jones could ask for parker porter for his next title defence and dana would make it happen
partying is weakness for the soul my friend
>>145543859Stipe is far more likely to get injured wym
>>145543805yup its getting canceled either this week or fight week and we're going to get mick parker vs parker porter instead
>>145543866Even less money in Porter than in interimspinall
You now remember Suga Schaub O'Malley
Is Jon Jones the biggest fraud in UFC ever?
>>145543895Islam, Leon Edwards, MVP
>>145543895CM Punk still draws breath, what is wrong with you "people"
>>145543904Was he ever supposed to be good?
>>145543906Getting into poohfc should be a sign of being good
>>145543913https://youtu.be/Tid4LFEMHfc?si=S48iH_FyPB84gWuK
>Khabib's cousin MUHAMMAD ALI NURMAGOMEDOV is making his pro debut this weekendbrazzas forever
Film it when you kill yourself please.
Haha of course Khafatso's cousin is named after anti White activist and serial diddler Cassius Clay>>145543924I'm pedantic and it's supposed to be ultimate ffs
>>145543930He is a little baby brazza
>>145543968Nigger freud
>>145543968Rustled much?>>145543974Hap Helwani
lb4lb most reddit countries:1. Uk2. Finland3. Mexico4. Slovenia5. Brazil6. Italy7. Germany8. USA9. Australia10. Sweden
Dustin ducked Tony
Top 15 ranked fighters from Canada1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12.13.14.15.
What is the general consensus about Khabib overall? I criticise him online and it's met with a cesspit of muslims calling him DA GOAT.His popularity is mainly because of raghead casuals right?
>>145544151I have worked with a muslim casual irl and all he knew was khabib and khamzat, khafartsniffer being the goat and coofzat being the best fighter alive, didn't even really know islam and thought khabib would beat him once I jogged his memory
>>145543843There's no rape. Going to a rich guy's party and partaking on his luxury, food and drinks equals consent to do anything.
>>145544151most of them think his 29 fights were all in the UFC and he was beating champions every fightreality is he fought maybe 3/4 top level opponents, weight bullied strikers and most of his "fans" couldn't name 3 opponents he fought before conor
To be fair I'd have trouble naming such names as Shahbulat Shamhalaev, Ramazan Kurbanismailov or Magomed Magomedov
Are the UFC games good?
>>145544151Who cares what the consensus is? Other people's opinions are of negligable concern to me. Personally I always respected the victory first dominant pressure wrestling approach. (Don't hate the player hate the game) and also appreciated the fundamental and strict adherence to religious and traditional ethica codes he represented. Gradually though, I came to realize that this is just a facade of morality and thin veneer of masculinity. In reality they are cheating, ducking, scumbag muzzie faggots from the backwoods of nowhere and the fighting style doesn't come from a single minded desire to win but cowardly fear of losing. He and Islam manipulated and ducked themselves to the easiest safest and most favorable paths to the title and employ the most boring possible low risk style possible. He LITERALLY brought covid to his father by fleeing the country and ducking his signed and sanctioned title defense because of the perceived difficult style matchup. He evaded taxes while his countryman fought and died in war. His businesses all went down the toilet and his mom's family home was repossessed and he FLED the country to the middle east. He has no morals, he has no family honor and I do not respect him as a man.
>>145544166>>145544171I try and mention actual arguments why he's wildly overrated and all I get back is HURRRR 29-0 HE BEAT MCTAPPER, like they assume every person criticising Khabib is automatically a McGregor fan.
Khabobbin Furapplesmagomedov
Charles "Say It Again Radtke!" Radtke
>>145544151we never bled, never bruised, never dropped, never lost a round, mauled all 29 fighters who tried to solve usyou may not like it but you cant deny that what we accomplished is unprecedented in the history of mixed martial arts
>>145544218It's Khabobbin FERapplesmagomedSHARIPOVGet it the FUCK right *heems the SHIT out of you*
On the Till thriving
>>145544151best grappling ever but he can never be the goat because he cut his career off in his prime. he has like 3 good wins
Mogomed "Magomed" Magomedov
Silvio "Silva" Da Silva
Anton "Anton Turkalj" Turkalj
The MMA Junebug has Magny by Decision.
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD-rYIPxbAwhes been winning lately because of power liftinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD-rYIPxbAwhes gonna heem againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD-rYIPxbAw
>>145544243lost to Tibau althoughbeit
Our wife clears Max's
Charles Olivera, what ever happened there?
thoughts?
SOON
>>145544489pantoja is elite he needs to move back up
heeem
>>145544489Islam has underrated plot armor
>>145544489Kek, just how shit is Olivera for getting killed by this can?
Swap out Elon with Dana and UFC
Turd worlder Twitter screenshot time already?
>>145544489Yep Islam Makhachev got knocked up
Islam Makhachev vs Adriano Martins 2
>>145544567What I dont get it
The Poatan fight is the one fans will actually pay money to see and does more for Jon Jones legacy than Interim Aspinall. What makes dollars makes sense. Dude hasn't even beat Cyril Gane who was above him in the rankings when he got his mickey mouse belt, and that shits going away November 16th when the Undisputed Champion returns.
RedditspinallAsspissnalBumspinallTurdspinall
>>145544569relax and don't shoot up a school tomorrow ok?
>>145544680Fatty Pimplehead
Poatan would shrink Jon's head.
>>145544692Poatan shove his fist up Jon's rectum making him scream out in pleasure
>>145544622Dana's still actually pushing Tom. He's done 3 sit down interviews this week with the promotion for Jones vs Stipe. Each interview he mentions Tom vs the winner. It's part of the promotion now, sadlybeit.The only way Jones fights Pereira is if Pereira fights Tom and wins.He also confirmed Tom will still be the interim. Which means another champ they have to keep paying champ money to and ppv % until it's resolved.
Stipe? Stipe will heem.
>Released today.>100 percent, it's tom aspinall fighting the winner.https://youtu.be/aUhZ8UG2cNQ?t=68Jones sissies... There's no where left for us to run. Dana's gonna strongarm him. It's over. We're so fucked.
As you are all well aware, too much pleasure CAN be dangerous.
>>145544735Dana White? Yeah he likes to book the fight that sells less PPVs and never sides with Jon Jones so I think you're probably spot on and not retarded here.
>>145544736>"Mr. Pleasure it's bee->"it's Mr. Man, Pleasure Man">"Oh of course, Mr. Man it's been a pleasure meeting you"
See how he did that? You see how Sweden BUILT upon the joke? He moved it forward, he didn't regurgitate or try to outshine the original joke?THAT is how white people communicate. Language is an art, not a tool.
>>145544770"Of course it has"
*hides post*
>Its been a pleasure man.That's Mr. Man to you. And how did you know my name?
>I'm not here to...gamble...someone else making a name off of me-Jon Jones on why he won't fight Tom Aspinall
>>145544852Its about facing legendary competition so that 10 and 20 years from now you can look back and see Jon Jones beat this champion and that champion and this hall of famer. Interim Aspinal hasn't done anything to prove himself yet.
>>145544867Factual post. Alex Pereira is a significantly better and more interesting matchup than Aspinall and the buy rates will reflect that
>>145544877At the end of the day they're in the business of putting butts into seats and Tommy Aspie just doesn't drawl bappa. Sucks for Jones haters the guy to beat Jones is always the next one.
>>145544867That's all well and good, but he's supposed to be the champion. Tom Aspinall is the hardest fight in the division (which Jon knows) and the rightful contender as the interim. Make Jon fight him. If he wants to duck to handpick moneyfights vs seniors and kickboxers he should be made to drop the belt. It's embarassing that an interim belt is being defended while the "champion" is healthy and waiting. It reeks of corrupt shit like boxing
>>145544905Alex is a harder fight than Asspissreddit
>>145544908He's so obviously notsource: Jon Jones wants to fight him
>>145544928Jan KOs Redditnal
>>145544905Congrats on going 1-1 with Curtis Blaydes and all, but there will be no more Interim title after November 16th when the Undisputed Championship returns.
>>145544928Jones wants to fight Pereira precisely because he's a greater challenge than Yawnspinall, Alex is a two sport two division champion going for his third belt not some bong with fake teeth a pooh streak on his chin who sounds like a retard and has no cool catchphrase like chama. Simple as
what aspinall should do is "leak" training footage of himself getting outgrappled by a generic heavyweight like tybura
>>145544935>>145544942jon wrestlefucks pootan any way he wants and he knows it. delusional retards ITT
>>145544941
>Jones wants to fight Pereira precisely because he's a greater challenge than Yawnspinall
updated list
famous for taking on all comers Jon Jones. please ignore when he ducked short notice chael sonnen and hid from magumba for 3 entire years
Hey that's what that other guy just said.
As HEEMED as HEEMED can be
>O H>O AICHH>OHHH AICSCHHHHSOON
Didn't Jones finish Chael in the very first round?
>>145544941nah danar confirmed it. another whittaker bisping situation im afraid. tommys will still be the real champ.
Stipe Miocic if you can hear us, please Stipe save me, save me Stipe please I'm asking please
>>145544988I think you will find it's more like the Colby situation. Double check your research next time, I'm getting tired of correcting you.
>dana said
>>145544984Yeah, Jones had to gameplan like a nerd. Chael doing what he does, would have won. I they were to fight going in blind, Chael would have won. Jones had to be a nerd and study Chael for all that time to build up the courage and strats.
that speed...
>>145545011Won't argue with that, Chael is the Undisputed undefeated GOAT of all time. Jones is STILL wrapping up that toe all these years later.
>>145545006>ResearchColby got badly injured with his ACL right after beating RDA. He was stripped because he was going to be out for 6 months to a year. That's why it was over a year between that fight and his Robbie Lawler fight.
Jones would make Asspissreddit his bottom bitch. But he's a merciful GOAT so he will spare him
>>145545021Bisping got badly injured before fighting GSP. Thats why this situation is more similar, now shut up please you retard.
>>145545038lol Bisping got injured so they made the interim for Rob. Bisping fought GSP. Dana announced Rob would be promoted to undisputed champ. Rob even got injured after this and remained champ and Izzy fought for an interim against Gastelum.You're outclassed. Consneed.
>>145545049You're not listening you're just repeating your same wrong point over and over.
fer sure this is THE hardest fight for jon jones right now. i cannot believe he would call out a 37 year old light heavyweight kickboxer over the interim champ
>>145545058>Too stupid to follow alongConcession accepted.
You're gonna feel stupid as fuck November 16th.
>>145545015>>145545020>>145545021>>145545024>>145545038>>145545049>>145545058>>145545061>>145545062thats great and all but>IT'S ONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWyc2iMX1Bo>WE'RE LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWyc2iMX1Bo>ONE FRIDAY NIGHTS IS STILL ONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWyc2iMX1Bo>IT'S TIME
>>145545072no longer available in bongland
>>145545072I assume you have me on a filter
The ASSpissREDDIT?
>>145545083No I don't do that crap
>>145545093slick mick parkin would heem alex and jon in a 1vs2 handicap match thoughbeit
>>145545076>>145545076Bruv I'm sure you can watch it with any vpn. If you're too lazy for that, download opera browser. It's built in shit vpn at least works for that. You don't have to sign up you just click the vpn button.
>>145545116Don't do this it makes mustard gas.
>>145545116thanks anon but i wont be going to that kind of effort for ONEmidgets
>>145545061Wow Ankalaev simply has no chance of doing this!
>>145545021That's literally not what happened at all. They wanted him to fight in September and he said his doctor didn't recommended it so he could get his nose fixed
an official UFC account tweeted this btw
You do smell like shit tho m8
Even Jones' most loyal Sissies are turning on him and calling him a blatant duck... This is NOT goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuswNjUtn1U
>>145545148sorry m8. I just let out a stinky ASSpinall.
we gon find out
>>145545166The jonescord isn't gonna like this. It's barely holding together, as it is.
Jones is attempting to gain the title of HW GOAT by beating up the geriatric legitimate HW GOAT, thus circumventing actual real tests at HW... and 99% of people will accept it This guy is such a fucking fraud lmao. Never forget that Reyes literally retired this mothrfucker and he came back for an easy tune-up fight against a striker and made an elderly man wait a couple more years to ensure his victory.
>>145545166
Redditosphereinhabitants: ASSpinall.
> saps your fight IQ with every blow> siphons your gas tank to replenish his own> gets back to his feet with the legendary "just get back up" technique> controls the pace with a rhythm that cannot be danced toOnce in a lifetime talent.
GAYsphereinhabitants: DDclitty
jdm should be the number 1 contender and shatkat should be the one calling him out
>>145545228BUMsphereinhabitants: JDBum
>>145545197>>145545215That really stuck with you huh
Brasil status: nonwhite forever
>>145545244feels good
>>145545235i understand you were upset over fatso lightweight gilbert getting kneed in the cranium and sent to sleep he should of never taken that fight against a real welterweight
Ignorance is bliss.
Bassil Hafez took a NASTY SHIT on JDBum head. And that's facts
>Still no odds for the ONE fight tonightIt's not looking good for the future of ONE MMA
the only nasty thing about bazil was the shape of his head after getting teed off on for 15 minutes
Mickey Gall did better against Hafez than smellyhead JDTurd
Mickey Gall is still the ufc?
HEEEM
Don't be fooled by his first round mirage, khamzat is a bum
peach of a card tomorrow
there were more knockdowns this round than in the entire last card of the ufc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzy2dgEUOhY
>>145545072faggots at one blocked the stream in germany, I could watch it before but not anymore.
I'm still not convinced that Dricus isn't pure shit
>>145544736Unsurmountable amounts of pleasure.
>>145545487An anon gave a workaround itt
>>145544151he dominated everyone he fought. one of few non cringe wrestlers. maybe a weight bully but idc
>>145544952He already did that when he went life and death wrestling a rugby player
>>145544489A very early stoppage, pisslam got his guard back
>G'day cunt! Me and the mrs dig your vibe and would love to get to know you bette.SOON.
>>145545630discussion of cuckoldry should be punishable by law
>>145545640
>>145545645how tf did that disgusting bong cuck khalil
>>145545656By being one of the greatest minds in combat sports
>>145543444Max boxing is also complete shit if not for his cardio and durability. I remember watching a boxing analist watching Dustin vs Max two and being amazed at how shit Max was and how anybody would think he's a good boxer. The only thing that impressed him wre his volume and durability.
sweet science expert says fighters who are cautious for kicks, takedowns and spinny shit aren't good boxers compared to the punching sport
found my new 100lb muay thai gf on ONE just now btw. Islay Erika Bomogao is mine and no one else is allowed to post her
>>14554567990% of Max vs Dustin was punches being traded, and Dustin won those exchanges with better boxing
>>145545687Have you seen Dustin's single leg? Thing's a work of art. Had Max anticipating it all night.
Anyone else watching the MMA french series on netflix? somewhat cringe but I like it so far
>>145545697I do not watch netflix not here nor anywhere jfc come on b
Top 5 British fighters ever 1. Tom Aspinall2. Michael Bisping 3. Arnold Allen4. Dan Hardy5. Paul CraigLiterally worse than Canadians..
>>145545717Prime Rashad Evans smokes all these brit bums
>>145545697ya neggflix im blogbusser b
>>1455457171. bisping2. edwards3. aspinall4. de fries5. longhnane
>>145545717Tom BispingArnold HardyMichael CraigDan AspinallPaul Allen
>>145545759>Paul AllenYou made that whole post just so that you could write that name
Talmbout Paul Alien b?
>>145544151Khabib's record was already crushed by Charles when Charles beat all of his best wins in superior fashion. Khabib's only claim to notoriety is his undefeated record which he only has because he retired early and never fought anyone with serious grappling abilities. He really should be a footnote at best, certainly not anywhere near any sort of GOAT.
>>1455457171. Alistair Overeem2. Michael Bisping3. Tom Aspinall4. Lee Murray5. Dan Hardy
>>145545759>Paul AllenNot Lee Murray?!
Top 5 American fighters of all1. Ciryl Gane2. Kevin Lee3. Colby Covington4. Jon Jones5. Cody Brundage
Despite no one agreeing with me for months I still think it would be funny if bahtfighters had shorts stuffed with baht and it flew out when they got heemed like Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>145545822Yeah that'd be quite amusing
>>145545835Thank you. May Goob bless your family and home.
Charles is FUCKED
e-girls are tony ferguson posting on tiktok
>>145545822:)
>>145545841Ohhhh! He's on steroids!!
CALIBRATA
>>145545841oh shit
SATISH JHA
>>145545841Hap and or Ace are going to be taller than Michael by the time they're 12
OG munchbox poster
>>145545861And he will still put them in the hero position
the hero position (missionary)
DC probably drinks to avoid nightmares of Jones and Stipe, and he has to sit cageside and watch in person. Seems cruel
Any stealthy way to itch your meng? People are getting upset and reporting me at work for this but its medically
>>145545822Then only hits to the groin would make it fly out.
lol Ariel is on the show
top 1 german fighters1. Abus
>>145545949>
>>145545949Dennis Siver would give JDBum a run for his money
It's calibrated
>>145545998Volkanovski's oiled up brick?
>>145545958This was the first time I ever saw Mcgregor fight. They over promoted this fight beyond belief.
Phillipe "Pisskakke" Nover
khabitch khabeta khabottomkhabussykhabuttboykhaBBL
>>145545697>you will see Rohff heem jon jones and submit GSPKinohttps://youtu.be/0S_Kmps-Zgk?si=o4ksY1Dqom3thQv9https://youtu.be/TA-2ATgVXDk?si=5btdBFywd1wAwmgM
>>145545749I mean refused to talk to Jones because of that rivalry with Cormier
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