itchy meng edition
behind the ear tattoo is cringe
Why do people do tatoos
we need a resident heem janny to clean up the joint
one. more. sleep.
>>145546124yeah about that...
>>145546104He kinda look like a pale negro
i still can't believe dricus agreed to step in last minute to fight neil magny
*enters the thread drinking a raw egg* when is malykhin fighting the fat nigga?
>>145546164reug^2 already ate yo nigga
>>145546164>nuking the nutrients and making the thing taste digustingNegative IQ
uncanny valley
>>145546181don't reply to me with your normie takes brainlet
>>145546175event starts in like 8 hours right? fuck that
>>145546104Dudes skull is kinda massive
>>145546104he has the weirdest abs ive ever seen
top 3 hottest in ufc right now btw
>>145546164I ate 4 boiled eggs for breakfast. What's the difference betwixt boiled and raw eggs?
name on greenig
>>145546226wtf, my bad big bro. making a thread takes the name off. havent made a thread in months, forgot about that
>>145546220you get all the nutrients and don't take oxidation damage when they're raw, 36 raw eggs a day are comparable to a weak steroid cycle according to Vince Gironda
he's like aspinall if aspinall was good at fighting
Afrigga.
>>145546251blud your schaub webm has a gooby virus
>>145546241Redpill me oxidation damage, bro.
Brazilian taxi cab driver bros…
>>145546185You literally removing the proteins and nutrients by not cooking it you low iq tryhard retard
>>145546267causes inflammation which causes cancer, almost all cooked foods cause some form of oxidation damage in the body. start drinking raw eggs b you won't regret it, the only kinda nasty thing is the egg white, but you get used to it. the egg yolk tastes better this way. eat steak tartare, eat carpaccio, eat sushi to get into it, drink ya raw milk nigga
>>145546283the proteins and nutrients that magically appear when the egg has it's bacteria and enzymes destroyed through oxidation WOWZA, quit being a fucking retard and don't reply to me
>steak tartareDoes this alpha male look like he eats his steak raw?
>>145546241>HAHAHHAHAYou literal subhuman retard its the other way around, you get half the proteins and nutrients when its not cookedDamn no wonder germany has zero fighters when they are that retarded>>145546220Raw eggs taste awful and have half the nutrients
Jon Jones
>>145546295>>145546287Enjoy your weak nutriments and salmonella retard
>Welcome to the Black Forge Inn, what can I get for you?
>>145546077You just know they have gay sex on the DAILY
>>145546309>nutrimentsShut up you ponce
>>145546298>you get half the proteins and nutrients when its not cookedgood goy
>>145546287Only good thing raw is milk/cheeseThe rest is better cooked
>>145546314I'm not saying Nowicki is a carpet muncher but she is known to associate with carpet munchers and Tecia sure does have that post 'just got my box ate down to the bone' grin
>>145546323it's funny how aggressive they get when you want to do something that's considered harmful
Mewn
>>145546298>Raw eggs taste awful and have half the nutrientsExplain how this happens
>>145546317OK mongol cuck>>145546323You are the biggest of goysYou are a contrarian try hard that is fucking himself by doing retarded stuff and getting salmonella and half the proteins/nutriments>>145546332Because its retarded try hard BS that do more harm than goodBtw none of you cucks have good fighters ;)
Molly McCann has a far superior establishment to Goobs
eat dricus combat sports meat just put it in your mouth
>>145546351You get better nutriments when they are fully cookedDont know how but its like that
>>145546360Viewpoint dismissed, you are no longer needed in this general
>>145546354This looks alright to be fair and I'd rather spaff in Molly's mouth than Conor's too
>>145546355Do fighters actually make money with this stuff
>>145546369No they do it for fun jacques-ahmed
>>145546313>>145546354>>145546355get that fucking slop out of my face. one horse nig burger plz
Tito Ortiz owns Tito's Cantina & Grill
>>145546375Retarded mongol cuckYou know what i meanDoes it make good money or not
>>145546355Yeah I bet Dickus likes meat sticks in his mouth
>>145546379Now that's a mouth I would definitely avoid same tier as Conor
>>145546287I don't mind the cancer, b, but if raw eggs have a significant nutritional advantage over boiled ones, I might try them. Also where I'm from farmers prepare an alcoholic beverage mixing raw milk, cane sugar and liquor, it's delicious
>>145546383Enough to buy a whole lotta eggs (which are more nutritionally beneficial raw btw)
>>145546377Those arent burgersAlso isnt horse meat haram
>>145546383You tell me
Reminder that Kevin Lee has a TikTok famous brother who just eats food on camera
>>145546296That steak looks like it will be absolutely raw in the middle
>>145546393they're probably robust and healthy af
>>145546331imagine being smaller than TT
>>145546405Neither of those mouths interest me any more wmma eating establishments?
Cedric Doumbe Burgershttps://deliveroo.fr/fr/menu/paris/18eme-porte-de-clignancourt/binks-smash-burger-paris-18
>>145546352>Btw none of you cucks have good fighters ;)IT'S THE ALGERINIAN RETARDED KEK
>>145546398OK enjoy your salmonella proteinlet eggs
>>145546412Holly Holm's brothers
>>145546422Duh
>>145546424did they shove them eggs up your ass at the mosque little boy? is that why you don't like them?
>>145546409Ya, they manage just fine. Anyways thanks for the info, g. God bless
Aldo Famous Burger
>>145546426Ooh very nice, interesting selection, dessert on offer and Holly Holm is a peach 4/5
>>145546422>No fighters so he cryOh no its the moortalian ashamed of its ancestry
>>145546427fuck dude, I'd like to hope there's at least one legitimate french guy behind that flag, just by the law of numbers
>>145546429>homosexuality out of nowhereGet out of the closet you estrogenic gynocentrist cuckold
germans are big and strong because they eat raw pork and raw cheese, well not so much in modern days but they used to be machines>>145546433no problem brother, you don't need me to tell you this but get good quality eggs from a farmer. have you tried raw goats milk? I've heard several anecdotes of adults growing taller from it
>>145546437>>145546444you sniff man's ass 5 times a day, every day
>>145546445>germans are big and strong>0 german champions or contenders
>>145546438The lunatic had a black dad if I remember right and we have had two different arabs here it's not looking good b
big jerry's sports bar and raw wombat buffet
>>145546435Wow, cheaper than I would expect, even for meggsican standards.
>>145546445And they suck at fightingRelying on eastern euros or caucasians do to the fighting>>145546438Nigga you are a moor yourself
>>145546452they're too autistic to become prize fighters, germans are better suited for war
AbubaCAR vs aBUS
>>145546453>two different arabseh, they all operate under the same gay hivemind at the end of the day
Semelsberger vs Radtke is gonna be a barnburner. Semelsberger drops damn-near everyone even if he loses. dat wyboi can crack.
>>145546463>0 won world wars
>>145546450You are a nation of closeted gynocentrist cucks who are ashamed of their Moor ancestry And you have zero good fighters >>145546452Thats how you know the germcuck is just a tryhard retard who probably has never been in a fight and thats why they will always suck at fighting
>>145546463>germans are better suited for warYou're the only country that's 0-2 in world wars. One more loss and you're getting cut.
>>145546463>lost two world wars>cucked by Napoleon/France>cucked by Swedes>cucked by Magyars>cucked by Slavs>cucked by Huns and Sarmatians
>>145546469They won the story
>>145546469when the whole word is against you what can you do>>145546471i'd heem you senseless brown boy, stop seething so much it's unhealthy. hell even the average german office cuck beats you up on two beers
ONE tonight
>>145546469They were fighting the world
>>145546466>Gay gay gayGet of of the closet italian faggotNot my fault you cuck parents raised you like a homo bitch and that you got bullied by an albanian or a moroccan at school
>>145546454>BJP>BJ Penn
>>145546480Not the whole world frenn <3
>>145546477Nah. They got a 10-8 in the first but got dragged into deep waters and lost via TKO>>145546482it wouldn't be a world war if they didn't
how did this third worlders fear of raw eggs agitate him into such seething >>145546491my broda
>>145546480LmaoGermans cant fight Remind me when you have 1 (one) good fighter>two beersEnjoy your estrogen cuck
Japan losing via nukes is the equivalent of the Chandler front kick ko against t-ferg
>>145546495I don't drink beer, I was just saying that the average german onions beats you manlet third worlder into a cripple
Being Swedish is the equivalent of drinking 36 raw eggs a day
man muslims really are a band of fags in denial, they just hug each en mass in a common bath, post it online, and seethe relentlessly when they get called out, it's insane, women are less hypocrites.Then again your god is a deranged swine that had a pedophile as prophet, so the apple can't fall far from the three.
>>145546494I dont You do that with cooked eggsKeep nuking your proteins you cuck>>145546492They were retards who fumbled the bags by declaring war on the three biggest superpowers of that timeDid a good job surprising France but thats it
hey why are you in france brown boy? did the man that shit you out have a moment of clarity and realized he was in a shithole and wanted to get out?
Just eat shit and piss and you'll thrive
>>145546499No they dontOtherwise you would have good fightersIf anything thats why skinny somali refugees manage to terrorize you
>>145546513Clamp it cokebrain
>>145546513the muslim diet
>>145546462>actualgoatis the one who never lost
>yeah you germans sucks you didn't beat the worldwide jewish conglomerate we fucking idiots were working withok...?
Muhammading a horrific hadith on the *uran rn
>>145546501>massive wall of cope, seethe and closeted projectionYep i think, it must have been a bad day when Karim/Iskender stole your food
>>145546522>shitaly got heemed early and changed camps.
>>145546527Pbutf (Peace Be Upon The Finns)
>>145546508>Brown boy>TF>TPAhahhahahNigga your kind were used to play native americans and arabs in movies before
>>145546520>duuude this number Khabib could've been if he fought more. He has like three good wins.
Just got myself some Famous Burger™
Go India!
*ignores the seething third worlder* uuuhh anyway, thawlts on GM3 vs De Ridder?
Jones will tap to strikes
>>145546546Never heard of it b
>>145546546>potato wedgesYeahhh I'm thinking I'm issuing a mecha-BASED on this.
>>145546551I think Der Shitter will get some pressure and damage early but ultimately will gas and get dragged into GM3 domain and get subbed. Just like Germany in WW2
>>145546551they're 4 years late for THE Ridder, still if he doesn't steam roll shartman it's a waste of money
looks like we have an outbreak of BDS in /heem/landia
>>145546481thanks for the reminder b
>>145546548Why an italian is repping for india
>>145546411and a flyweight. Nowicki is a national champion tier wrestler and only 24 but her build is just too dense to work in mma. much better for olympic wrestling
>>145546566kek that's what I'm hoping for, classic GM3 "lose until I abruptly win">>145546567I want to see Gerald flourish b
>>145546568Brazilian Dick Slurping?ok*unzips pants*
>>145546445I buy from reputable seller (though 1/3 of the eggs he sells me arrive rotten because of the heat), but they indeed taste stronger than normal white eggs. As for goat milk, I've never had it, since most mexicans don't drink even raw cow milk, it's hard to find even that here. But I'll ask around. You had the chance to watch SĂ©ance yet, b?
>>145546582ngga u <rainbow_emoji>
>>145546568The more brazzas wins, the more heemcucks seethe, when chimaev will choke out DDP and Pereira, i cant imagine the meltdown
>>145546584Raw milk/dairy is great tho
Lopes will SHIT on EvloevTopuria will SHIT on PisslamMerab will SHIT on Umar
>>145546584>You had the chance to watch SĂ©ance yet, b?oh brother I totally forgot about that. Not really a fan of horror movies anymore, but I'll try to watch it
post Big Rigg fine dining
Curtis Blaydes will SHIT
Ces't fini monsieur Cumshot
>>145546604I still believe Costa would have fucked him up bad
>>145546604bruh
>>145546593Nah Umar will beat Merab but Topuria and Lopes are the only non brazzas that can beat serious brazzas contenders/champs today
Ank VILL heem PooredditKhamzat VILL heem Gay South Afrikan Manand /heem/ VILL like it
>>145546600>Ohh man can you BELIEVE the PILLOWFIST this can just threw?? Ahahahah *keels over laughing*Tell me again how Garth got """knocked out"""
>>145546608And thats why you are a fightlet nationCosta has literally zero good weapons in his game
>>145546617wut
>>145546613>Ank VILL heem Pooredditwho's gonna tell him?
>>145546617notice his eyes are already closed before the alleged heem
>>145546623His short T-rex arms would dig underhooks faster than Cumshot can suck Kadyrov cock. Costa heems Cumshot and that's facts
>>145546626blud really be lyin on the internet ::skull::
>>145546626Ank is retarded but if he can mix he can do itChimaev would literally murder Pereira tho
>>145546639Ankaturd best win is Johnny Walker I'm afraid. He gets heemed ten times out of ten
>>145546628Hollowgays are simply so deranged over Gaethje's win that they create a fictional reality in which he won just in order to cope. Sad!
Shitlaev
Dricus is Chimaev toughest testIf Chimaev ragdoll him, there is nobody in MW/LHW that can stop him
>>145546655Giblert could go up and expose him again
>>145546655Thoughts on drinking raw eggs?
>>145546648>Team did nothing when they saw thatThey should have jumped him
Costa is the specifically engineered to beat cumshot.>Arms = Short>Neck = Yolked>Bigger and strongerThe Anti-Cumshot Weapon
You've got ma-ACK
>>145546661Nuking yourself 90 % of your proteins
>>145546675>strongerNo
>>145546693Damn guess I'll have to drink 200 raw eggs a day instead
>>145546702I know a guy who had a friend whose brother did this and he died
>>145546702In finland egg also means meng
>>145546710Damn, and I was planning on living forever (in order to have gay sex for all eternity)
>>145546675>Raped by the corpse of Rockhold (pbuh)Gonna have to disagree on this one, Brazilbro.
Wonky Toms other leg is gonna explode next time he fights
>>145546077Presenter's name?
>>145546743we don't talke about her here
>>145546743big fookin Meeeeegan
>>145546742Imagine thinking this goofy buffoon is a match for the Bonesmeister
>>145546743
>>145546743we're legally obligated to refrain from discussing that
>>145546765Is this Rhea Ripley?
>>145546768He tanked that shit
You eat 200 kg of horse shit and feel refueled
>>145546747>>145546776I just think she's a very handsome lady :-)
>>145546768brutal not tko
Eat 500 slices of raw bull testicles and feel yourself grow into a bigger and better man
>>145546069Yeah but khabib isn't a commentator doing his job.
Depart heem, for you never knew schaub
Eat 60 pieces of bird beak and grow stronger nose, until it's unbreakable. No need for nose surgery
Eat 9 pairs of cat eyes and you'll see in the dark
>>145546830My favourite OOOOOOOHHHHH moment, possibly ever.
This Swedish individual... Man, what a guy he is, keeps it real. Respekt.
>>145546768>Spins headkick the opponent >Opponent starts taunting you with sick bachata movesHow does one even recover.
>>145546830something you're only going to see from two REAL men
>>145546830still cant believe they robbed DaSean. DDclitty got simulated for four rounds
>>145546830for YOU fucking guys
>>145546830Ddp said if adesanya can heen Pereira he doesn't want to be there with him but ddp also said Strickland has a beast of a chin and pereira heemed him as soon as he landed.Twalts?
>>145546005Did they try to hyp up Siver at all or was it all the Conor show
>>145546897Doesnt Strickland has a paper chin
nice english abdul
>>145546935yes. and it proves DDclitty is pillowfisted.
>Trujilowent to a decision with Khabib, finished by Tony>Tibauwent to a decision with Khabib, finished by Tony>Barbozawent to a decision with Khabib, finished by Tony>Gaethjefought Khabib who was allowed to not cut weight, fought Tony who went through a double weight cutDon't let people convince you that one was better than the other just because he retired early (ducked everybody) while the other one kept on fighting post his prime like a real one.
So now that the UFC have officially crossed the threshold of adding religious imagery to the custom shorts, will all the brazzas be demanding shorts with the shahada and quran verses on them now?
don't let all the hype behind magny vs prates bury this information
>>145546962Tony simulated Garth fyi. Round 2 was fixed to last 10 less seconds than the rest.
>>145546954>AbdulIs that your grandfather ?
>>145546976those shorts are pretty cool
>>145546976Holy Cross! What a brilliant design for shorts. May Jesus bless thee.
>>145546976No its a haram sport anyway
>>145547035nah its your goatfucking brother
>>145547058OK Rajesh Zhang
>>145546976Quranic verses on the trunks would look based
>>145547068ohhhhhh you're a revved goatfucker aren't you
Let's fucking gooo CP bros
would you fat ugly no-/fa/ mmautists shut the FUCK up when Frank VANDENBROUCKE just had his 50th BIRFDAY BASH days ago??? THANK youuuu
>>145547017TonBITCH refused the kino soccer kick
>>145547091>god i wish that were me
>>145547087Dicey dicey.
>>145546768New born gazelle vibesDon't know how he lost this fight
>>145547104>dat nigga thinkin about stealing Frank VANDENBROUCKE bicycle
>>145546077meegan my queen
>>145546976orthodox christian style with "Death to the World" on them would look kino
hhahahahahaha
>khabib will lose this time
>>145547128sheesh
if you adjust for flukes and robberies, khabib has nearly 10 losses
>>145547126I bet that they deplore the very existence of MMA as a business.
>>145547112
liddle bit cuddle time brazza
https://www.instagram.com/p/DCFG6rnvQDm/
>>145547140>>145547145
Last time Canor won a fight, Obama was still president
>>145547148
>>145546935Sort of. Its a little like Max where he doesn't get hyper heemed. Max got KO'd by Topuria, but he didn't have his soul punched out of his body like Volk. There are levels to heems.Sean versus Abus, is a micro-heem but a lowest tier heem since Abus didn't even go outSean versus Alex is a proper heemJai Herbert and Volk versus Topuria is a hyperheem that actually takes years off of careers>>145547017then you can see here an absorbed hyper-heem, which also takes years off a career. Tony himself ate too many hyper-heems without heeming leading to where we are now.
>>145546976the brazzas would rather demand their shorts to cover up their knees because showing knees is immoral or something
>>145547143almost anything of the world, really. monks are hardcore
>>145547087FBI OPEN UP
>>145547180They are men who, even today, we can only admire.
>>145547148>when she sees my meng
>>145547172weemheemzeem
My custom shorts.
>>145547189they fight every day for our salvation, they pray at all times, it's spiritual warfare against the demonized world. Got a new book yesterday from Seraphim Rose "The Soul after Death". Read up on it b
my custom shorts btw
The next advancement in UFC will be climbers as grapplers.
>>145547197Cory degraded so much it's unreal
>>145547209Thanks for the rec, b. I haven't been reading as much theology as I'd like, but I hope I can clear my schedule soon so I can dedicate some time to it. My best friend gifted me the Mulamadhyamakakarika of Nagarjuna and it's fascinating in its own right, though I only understand it partially. You should check it out also
my custom shorts
My custom shorts
This is what peak human fighting performance looks like
>>145547123>knockouts>theyre all Marc Goddard TKOs
my custom ufc shorts? the exact color of the ufc canvas, for camouflage
Why doesn't fighters just stop Khamzat from tackling ?
>>145547278The girl from the Ring really let herself go
In many ways Jamahal Hill won the story
Lucas Tracy said Bo Nickal vs Paul Craig will be a striking match and it will be Razor Thin Close
>>145547247Cory got two of the most kino heems ever back to back, but it was mostly because he was lucky to face two fighters with big names who were washed and hyper chinny at the time.
>>145547345Alexbros what happened
>>145547356chama
>>145547352Boethius will show LEVELS to that kikelover.
Just came up with a fun nickname for Bo NickallBoring Nickall! Haha, think you can do better?
>>145547285damn
>>145547356He went to the UFC, became a genuine superstar and started making real money
>>145547385Good for him, he deserves it.
>>145547352Paul Craig striking is so comically bad that even a relativ beginner like Bo will outclass him.
I'M GONNA SAY IT....!
>>145547402kek he beat ankalaev and krylov he's elite
>>145547368Beau Nickle
post masterclass performances
>>145547427he can beat anybody if they just jump in his guard and lose to anybody if they don't
>>145547411I'm waiting
Yewl dew nuttin
>>145547464QUACKER
>>145547443
>>145546077Post the most cliche walkout songs of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px0aYQoPSFkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ZzW-Onnpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DyziWtkfBw
>>145547490
>>145547529
>>145547443goes without saying
>>145547278these are the hyperborean chads who are celibate by choice
>>145547581he's got his own bucket of dirty water can you say the same imperial
>>145547555mick really is just tom if tom passed the eye test
>>145546433uhh what is that?
>>145546520be your definition must mean I should be consider as a goat too, got 0 losses too
>>145547354I know but I meant his style of fighting, he stopped taking risks, see how he never attempted a flying knee on Umar
im working here, shut the fuck upthanks
>>145547648Yea, but you fought nothing but bums lil nigga
>>145546897>pereira heemed him>heemedthere's that word againthat shitter hasn't heemed anyone in the ufc
>>145547762Don't try to reason with Mexicope
The takedown was there for Merab Dvalishvili
>>145547757same as khabib, you just agreed lol
>>145547795topuria fan's face when you need to pretend to like merab because he's georgian
Tom can't go 3 rounds.Mick can.
Theres more than one messican here? Wtf
>>145547826
>whoa he has a bunch of early finish!Jon is right, Tom is literally just Walker
Merab fans being able to comprehend and appreciate all aspects of MMA
Poopooria is 27. Which means hes 5-6 years away from his actual primeNigga might become an all timer
The escort i regularly see looks just like AOC, got a date in few hours
>>145547996aldo was flushed at age 29
>>145548031baldo started fighting at 8
>>145548045wow all that time to prepare and he still couldn't withstand conor's counter right
>>145548020How much?
ilia transcends all comparisonhe is the embodiment of featherweight in itself
>>145548068150/hr, I get half price because I'm a regular with a good dicc
>>145548020She looks like she could balloon up to 200+ lbs in a matter of days
>>145548091this DOO boasting that prozzies giving him discount LMAO
>>145548115Escorts don't usually give discounts, you new to this hobby?
>>145547996I hope he doesn't go paths of retardation like Conor or tries the double champ shit while defending both belts, really got tired of that meme bullshit, just stay in a class for a while, grind it out, heem everyone you face and move up
>>145548128I never paid for sex in my life
>>145548136You should start, you won't be lonely or grouchy all the time
I just go out with my friends and broads buy me drinks and then I fuck them
>>145548143nah I saw what happens of guys that pay for sex early in my life, and I decided will never have anything to do with prozzies
only been a few weeks and the big tiddy sheemer is forgotten
>>145548170What? It's not a hobby for poorfags
Pay for sex? How about pay for heem
>>145548188Pay me and I'll heem you
how come Dana doesn't do this?
this fuckin guy sucks booooooooooooooooooooo
I'm watching the MMA series on Netflix and this motherfucker's face just pisses me off so much. I'm not racist but this guy physiognomy just pisses me off so fucking much. I could probably heem this guy pinhead easily.
>>145548200How about you pay me and then you heem yourself
>>145548233Bach off, pal. Where do you think you're?
Jon won.>b-b-butJon is the GOAT.
hearing credible rumors that josh emmett is in negotiations to purchase the ufc
In the time since Jon Jones last fought:Tom Aspinall won the interim Heavyweight championship and defended itDricus Du Plessis won the middleweight championship and defended itMax Holloway was knocked out for the first timeSean O'Malley won the Bantamweight title, defended it against Chito Vera for no reason, and then lost itIlia Topuria won the Featherweight title and defended itIslam defended his belt twiceAlex Pereira lost the Middleweight title, moved up to Light Heavyweight, beat Jan, beat Jiri for the belt, and then defended the LHW belt 3 timesBelal Muhammad managed to become a champion despite the UFC doing everything they can to delay his title fight
SHIVER ME TIMBERS!! Shara?!?!? You're HERE to * GULP * RAIL the SEVEN Cs?!?!?! And one of those Cs is MY WIFE'S CUNT?!?!?! You're going to use your NAVAL RAM to REPEATEDLY BANG INTO HER ROTTEN HULL?!?!? And once all your SEAMEN EMBARK on her SHORES, they will start RAIDING her WOMB and ASSAULTING her EGGS?!!? SAY WHHHHAAAA----!?!?! AS you BURY your TREASURE DEEP INSIDE HER, I will be THROWN into the CABIN and LOCKED and TRAPPED in a small BARREL with only a small HOLE in it to pass me food?!! What's THAT?!?! I WILL BE ABLE TO HEAR SCREAMS OF PLEASURE AS THE ENTIRE CREW SWABS HER DECK AND SHE FINDS HER BEST MATE?!?! YIPPPEEEE!!!! LET'S GET START-!! HUH ?!? THERE'S MORE!?!! I will be ABANDONED in my OH-SO-TINY PRISON and DEPRIVED of any REAL FOOD, giving me SCURVY?!!? AND DUE to SCURVY, ALL of my scars will begin to OPEN AGAIN, causing me EXTREME PAIN?!?! And once THIS happens the NEXT stage of your plan will take place??! WHILE your CREW RAIDS my WIFE'S BOOTY, you will CHUCK me into the OCEAN, WHILE I'M STILL inside my BARREL and LAUGH as my SOON-TO-BE COFFIN SLOWLY FILLS UP WITH SALTY WATER, AGGRAVATING MY WOUNDS and TORTURING ME?!?!? AS I sink to the BOTTOM of the SEA, HELPLESS and DOOMED as my OXYGEN runs OUT, I will have no choice but to try and MITIGATE the TORTURE by ... PLEASURING MYSELF!??! I will be JERKING OFF as I hear the FAINT SOUNDS of your SEA SHANTIES SLOWLY FADE AWAY AS I SINK INTO THE DEEP ABYSS NEVER TO BE FOUND AGAIN, GOONING UNTIL MY LAST DYING BREATH!?!? YO HO! YO HO! A KEKOLD'S LIFE FOR ME!!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!!
bo nikel is so bad he made brundage look like an MMA fighter and you think hes gonna sleep the guy that subbed big ahnk? lol
>>145548335Gane made his comeback defeating the polar bear
Jon Jones vs Tom Aspinall
lets be real reug reug is the world champion
who is tom aspinall? no really, who is he?
> Der RĂĽckkampf, Conor.
What would happen if Jon would actually lose? Would he be considered to be a fraud or would people still consider him to be an all time great?
Shavedbib
>>145548374carbon, like most organisms
denis "silver" siver
>>145547996It doesn't always work like that, some fighters genuinely peak in their early to mid 20s, usually the early bloomers though
josh emmett has survived the direct impact of an intercontinental ballistic missile
>>145548392He would just retire for a couple of years and everyone would forget.
>>145548428he needs to come back against Ige and deliver us a double ko
will we ever get heavier weight classes for wmma?
>>145548392the narrative toward him is changing and Dana glazing him doesn't help, if he does get beat by a geriatric Stipe he will be considered the goat fluke
>>145548403Look at this chimp
They say that Stipe walks with a limp and drinks beer every afternoon. If Jon gets whooped by him, he will essentially cement himself as the boomer's fleshlight.
>>145547996By then MMA will evolved to the point that somebody just better than him will come around.
Stipe Miocic fleshlight
>>145548403AIDSbib.
Just creampied Stipe
Just found out about "bedtime mma"Dude is based and is our guy.
Dana wouldn't mind Stipe winning, if anything he will be happy because he will see it as proving those saying that Stipe didn't deserve a title shot wrong.
>>145548454featherweight, lightweight, and welterweight wmma happens almost every weekend on the regional scene. even bigger classes like middleweight, and heavyweight happen pretty regularly too. this heavyweight fight was just this past weekend. fat chicks fighting is out there if you're looking
>>145546976>religious imageryWhat part of that is religious imagery?
the most pathetic part about this fight is that if Jones wins he will be called the UFC HW goat and dethrone Stipe. when Stipe was essentially a LHW who had the most impressive HW resume in UFC history. it's like me waiting until Mike Tyson is in the nursing home, applying for a job there, and abusing him on video to brag about beating his ass. Jones beat one legit HW who is only a striker so it was a tune up fight.
>>145547762Ah yes my bad, he has only caused irreparable damage to the careers and lives of multiple opponents.
Jones says after this the only fight that interests him is Poatan, not Aspinall. hmm... wonder why.
pic rel literally retired Jones
>>145548628ducking the gane rematch
>>145548403Holy shit.
>>145548605Mark Hunt already had 9 loss, Arlovski had 10, Overeem had 14.Werdum litterally ran into his punches.DC, JDS and Nagnnou all beat him when they were closer to their prime.This>the most impressive HW resume in UFC historymay be true, but it's just an indictment of how shit HW is.
rumor has it jon jones wakes up in a cold sweat every night from the same recurring nightmare of the reyes scorecards being read
>>145548643Khabchimp
>>145548582I lied, thats the result from the last time they fought which was a year ago. the rematch is on the 23rd of this month. i thought i had missed it but thats a fat chick fight to look forward to
>>145548599There's a cross below Jones' name and the other side of the shorts literally has a bible verse written on it
>>145548655factor in stipe's size though, he did most of it at like 240 soaking wet.
>>145548643Dricus?
Just found out about "fleshlight mma"Dude is based and is our guy.
>>145548605The Gane fight was an unironic work, doesn't even .
>>145547345Pereira is a real snowbunny for Daddysanya's BBC
we're one choked on cigarette away from a GM3 main event
jones looked like dogshit in his last couple lhw fights. stipe from even 3 years ago would have beat the brakes off him. we literally have no idea how stipe will look now, but it's probably reasonable to assume the worst.
Someone needs to take one for the team and injure stipe with a baseball batTarget the foot, it doesn't have to be cruel
*assumes the worst about Stipe*
Stipe is an israeli soldier
Hope he finds it funny.
Stipe is 53 ears old
Stipe if you're posting here, stomp Jon's bad toe. It's his achilles toe. That's the path to victory.
>>145548807
anyone else think Jon Jones gives off psychopath vibes in his interviews in a way that no other UFC fighter ever does? His demeanour genuinely gives me the creeps even before I consider what I know he’s capable of
>...Anonymous >11/08/24(Fri)17:12:13 No.145548807>349 KB PNG>Hope he finds it funny.
>>145548877I've known people that remind me of him perfectly, only they're white people but still... Jon is kind of white. but yes, he's passive aggressive and condescending as fuck. I don't think he's a psycopath, just an extreme asshole.
>>145548862According to /box/ these are two pedos.
Jon Jones is a god-fearing christian who hits white women and regularly drinks to intoxication
>>145548911they are farts?
>>145548919Asi parece.
Khabib's head is full of whimsical schemes and recipes for Kvass
>>145548877he acts fake nice like a politician
>>145548877>Anons were scared when he said he would use the most malicious techniques he knows and nothing would stop him.
>>145548877how can you be one of the best ever at hurting people if you don't love it
Jon Jones is a women-fearing christian who hits white women and to protect himself at all times
>>145548923Little bit tiramisu.
>>145546433Andre the giant looking woman
cut jon some slack. you don't know what it's like in his shoes. he's essentially a white man in a black man's body. think about it... his brother's name is chandler. have you ever met a black man named chandler?
>>145548947The varsity jacket suits him because Dricus 100% looks like the kind of guy who would be cast to play the high school football jock/bully in an American coming of age movie
>>145548947evilchads
>>145548967dricus is not evil
>>145548956yeah Hap Chandler and Ape Chandler
> I believe I have the tools to beat Jon Jones
>>145548807I hope he rapes you. Respectfully.
>>145548976> not evil
>>145548947jon is not 6'4"
Liddl bid drink brazza-khabitch
I always feel like somebody's watching me
>>145548947Yeah this, people act surprised when a professional fighter is a bit too aggressive.
why don't fighters simply do pic rel?
>>145548980>Originally slaves had no surnames, only given names, and did not take a surname unless need for a certain type of documentation or after manumission. Some enslaved people or newly freed people may have taken the name of the slave owner, or if they were on multiple plantations it could be the name of a previous slave owner
>>145549012No im not.
Redditbib refused to honor the doctrinal principles of his religion.
>>145548230He look brazilian thoHe remind you too much of yourself ?
Ü‚>>145546077schaub
>>145549012Always babe
>>145548989Im not a fat woman, your mom is more up his speed.
>>145549033Unironically, what even is the reason they can't eat pork?
>>145549033Christ is kinghttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ZxOqZnb5XDY
>>145549035
Sean Strickland raped his paraplegic father with his butt
>>145549061Wtf I love Khabib now. >>145549059Rots easily in the heat of the desert.
>>145549062Brandon tanked that shit
fuck brendan schaub
>>145549062I wish Roy put all his weight into that extra punch
>>145549098Bisping tanked that shit.
>>145549098Ortega would have woken up from that shot and kept fighting
>>145549034Ironically he looks like my cousin. But his physiognomy just looks weak
Post fighters tanking that shit.
friday night is for lil bitta kvass brazzas?
>>145549123And then lose.
*takes a hit**doesn't tank it*
>>145549033They all unironically are, hitting people in the face is haramhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53dXSo10NMQ
unc : ultimate negotiator championship, the athletes negotiate to avoid physical confrontation.
>It's over for you Asspinall. I hold the cardsSOON
>>145549125
>>145549146How short is he
>>145549132That's why Allah punished ACKalaev and made him tap to Craig.
>>145549129>T.
Tom Reddit after the first Jones knee stomp
>>145549164Why ?Just why ?This is my further confirmation that you should never tap
>>145549174ACKalaev is simply, plainly bitchmade. That's why he loses 10/10 times against Pereira. Don't have no dawg in him.
Jon Jones, he's a shit fighter, i'd be bored fighting him
>>145549174he thought that if you tap you only lose the round not the whole fight
>>145549190>Ch-ACK
>>145549202>NudyThaibased coomer
heem is literally youtube
anakalane vill heem
>>145546077Vitor Petrino is currently weighing 240 pounds..
>>145549212wrong
the jumbrotron WILL fall on Ankalaev and he WILL die
>>145549222smiff feeding his sons good #protectmyfamilyatalltimes
>>145546077Low weight, high reps.Train like a future Champion.
ankalev got a fight or something?
>>145549208He is retarded so maybe
>>145549240yeah Johnny Walker trilogy
Honestly? Fuck Vitor Petrino.
Victor Pecorino
Victor Heckerino
Petrino was winning against Smiff until he lost
>>145548020eww
How is it that Aspinal can sit and wait and duck everyone else in the division while he waitsfor Jones and Stipe? Why doesn't he fight anyone else? He's the one ducking fights. Whytry to push for a fight with someone who is clearly booked. Tom = duck.Sit and wait another 6 months for the real champ to recover.
Probably gonna fight Hill since Pereira said he's only fighting in March
Ankalaev vs Vakhitov title eliminator
>>145549331this. cant believe people are enabling this behavior
>>145549324Unironically people aren't mad that he won't fight tom, they are mad that they can't trash talk him into fighting tom.
29 days until Gane fights.
>>145549395no, we're mad hes a coping whiny faggot. people already said before fighters like hill and jiri who relinquish the belt are worthy of respect.so are fighters that give newcomers a chance to be great by beating old names. jones is completely selfish and not thinking about the sport or anyone else, which makes him a pozzed fag
>>145549414
4chan: Jones, Gane, PavlovichReddit: Asspinall, Parkin, Volkov
>>145549414>so are fighters that give newcomers a chance to be great by beating old names. jones is completely selfish and not thinking about the sport or anyone else, which makes him a pozzed fag>We are not mad that we can't make him fight tom.......we are just mad that he won't fight him because that's what he is supposed to do according to me
jon jones is the ideal p4p champion, people only hate on him because he is black
>Max Holloway? He hasn't done anything. Give me Frankie Edgar instead. For my legacy
>>145549457That debate was settled years ago. Backpacks are based
>>145549432The idea that someone can actively and publicly avoid fighting the interim champion is a indictment of the UFC system
>>145549472indeed it was
>TJ Dillashaw? He hasn't done anything. I'll wait for Dominick Cruz, for my legacy
jiri was forced to give up the belt for multiple failed drug testshill was forced to give up the belt for being a fat retard
>ayo DC check out this dun-ACK- Jamahal "Sweet Dreams" Hill
>>145549478Jon and stipe were supposed to fight last November but didn't happen because Jon got injured and that's how tom got an interim title.Is not like tom had any claims to a title shot before the fight with stipe was decided and the fight with stipe was rescheduled, regardless of who it is why is jon supposed to drop a fight that is already signed to fight someone else that only got in the picture after the fight was signed.If jon said that he will fight tom instead of stipe most of you would be saying he ducked stipe and that he just fucked stipe over.
>>145549504>forcedThey both gave up their belts willingly. If they wanted to they could have sat on their belts during their time off. This is different from Jon Jones, who was STRIPPED for failing drug tests and being a fat retard
did someone really roll up[ on jamahal at his gym and Heem him?
i flatlined jon jones in sparring just a few hours ago. bet the house on stipe.
actually.. Aspinal is ducking Jon
>>145549528Jamawl actually pressed up on Pereddit and took his shoes.
Aspinall is ducking Jamahal
>>145549558True
What is this fat retard jamahal doing, when is he going to fight again?
wait a minute I thought jamahal was Jon Jones too
get the fuck in>>145549566>>145549566>>145549566
>>145546103Nah
>>145549521What about Jones saying he'll fight Poatan after Stipe even though Aspinall is holding the Interim belt?
>>145549132>you want to kill someone? There are so many other parts and area in the body that can assist you to do this
>>145549226That look of horror he gives the ref
