bigly>>145546077
>>145549566trump is 2-0 vs wmma this is positive
jon jones doesn't give a shit if you think he's a duck
magny is looking thick but short notice dricus is much thicker
>First and foremost I wanna thank my coaches and Jesus Christ for helping me beat Stipe. Without them this wouldn’t be possible.SOON
>>145549589>i'm gonna be in movies brokek
>>145549589>gonna be in moviesmore like shooting up movie theatres on coke
Schaub, ace, hap, etc
>>145549642Clown
>>145549566Now that the dust has settled, where does boblart go from here? Realistically. What does he have to do to make it back to a title shot vs what will likely happen next for him? I fear we might have to say he was never good.
>Cham-ACK
>>145549642I have the urge to tickle him
>>145549654Rematch with Izzy after he loses to Borralho. Co-main.
https://youtube.com/shorts/wnfyhvaLOk4?si=tiigiY2JGxfrFzaB
if aspinal was really that nigga he would pretend like jon jones doesnt exist and challenge the winner of volk vs gane. but he is esentially jon in attitude
usman is easy money for jdm
>>145549681It’s part of his customs to glaze Jones. Zatdaddy would you with Jones’ injury ridden fat ass. And I hate to say it.
>>145549654he must have a pretty good contract at this point, he should just become a better middleweight magny
>>145549697>zatdaddy would you with jonesWhat are you even trying to say, Akhramesh? New flag bruv?
What are the UFC implications of Dana now being the third most powerful man in the country?
>>145549697>Zatdaddy would you with Jones’ injury ridden fat assMaybe im too esl to understand this sentence.
jon legit already beat the #1 contender in heavyweight, i don’t know why anyone thinks he has more to prove in the division
>>145549720>I don't shine shoes anymore, Turki...
>>145549726Zatdaddy would you with Jones’ injury ridden fat ass. And I hate to say it.
>>145549726its the same reason everyone was pissed that tony never got a proper title shot. if the interim belt exists for a reason and that reason is simply fucking ignored then its more of a meme than the BMF belt. this is why MMA/UFC isnt a legit sport/org
>>145549720federally mandated contender series auditions for all able-bodied adult males
holy shit, we ended this guy's career
>>145549720daner has an impressive ability to not hold grudges. remember when musk cucked daner out of UFC coliseum: musk vs zuckerberg? (this was pre duck)
>>145549736Even though he ge?
>>145549745max no.... what kind of scam grift is this
SOON
>>145549745>WeNigga what did you even do?
>>145549732Turki would (you) with Dana's creampie ridden fat ass
>>145549745He should become a vtuber.
>>14554974515 rounds with volk didn't scare him, but just over 2 rounds with us and he ran for the retirement home division
why is mr bones ducking the tom
>>145549745cazzies don't realise he's been doing this shit for over a year now
why is dana so nice to jon jones?
>>145549807Longer than that, since the 3rd Bolk fight, at least.
>>145549654He had a pre injury which compromised him and the majority of analysts and khamzat's own fans realize Rob would have won if not for the injury. He still has no gas tank.Rob is still close to a title. Khamzat will retire and duck the division once he loses to DDP. This is known. Mark my words.
>Max vs Volk 3 was 6 years ago
>>145549796You must be mistaken sir. Here on heem.org the consensus is that Redditspinal is ducking Jones
mfw my federally mandated contender series fight is coming up against a guy with magomed in his last name
>bo nickal vs gordon ryan was 5 years ago
>>145549840If I wanted to see a r*ddit post, I'd open an r*ddit account. Respectfully.
>>145549863this doo opens reddit
>Oh whats that heem? You're still not gonna pay for the ppv?>That's fine I have my bull here to stall the heavyweight division and I'm giving him one forgone conclusion fight that I'm going to drag out>Oh you don't like it? I don't care you didn't pay anyways>I really don't care, the ufc is dying Powerslap is already way bigger already>Powerslap is bigger than the nfl>You should check out Powerslap unless you're a fucking idiot then don't
>>145549840Nah volk likes trump because trump said volk won (against pisslam)
>>145549780with a female avatar
>>145549745No one gets views on KICK unless they had a huge following before switching over from Twitch
>trump is a khabisexual>cazzies now ruling the country as a resultwhat the fuck bros, he doesn't have ONE good win
ilia vs max was 6 months ago
>>145549889its mostly groomers building an audience of impressionable under aged people, very jewish in nature
>>145549892
>>145549889holy fucking cope kek
if some sexy anime girl told me id iz wud id iz in max's voice i'd bbbuss all over my screen most probably
i thought max holloway retired
Gerald Meerschaert37 wins2 by decision
>>145549807Yes but his views were much higher. They stayed steady after the gaychee fight and andrew shulz interview. Now they all have abandoned him, sadbeit.
>>145549813jones is the goat
>>145549903Like what am I even to say to this? The level of discourse here is at an all time low
UFC 313: Topuria vs. Herbert 2
>>145549951but hes old and fat now and never fights. is dana really so infatuated with jon that he's not even going to try and build up aspinall?
Herbert Burns is Topuria's nightmare matchup
Dustin Gaethje
>>145549956says the guy with nothing to contribute
It happened. Chills.
>>145549960aaaannnnd NEW
Is Stipe going to take steroids at least?
>>145549987
>>145550002it's only fair. you can be certain that jon will be.
>>145550002yeah he's on this new steroid called a vegan diet
Jon Jones is the greatest fighter ever and he’s fighting next week. For this reason, I am excited
>>145550015we are going to retire undefeated
Stipe vs Jones in 2024 is going to be like Liddell vs Ortiz 3
>>145549566>permaheems America
>>145550025He lost to dominic reyes but I understand the sentiment
Stipe vs Jones should be the co-main under Chuck-Tito 4
Whats the more ridiculous main event: jones vs stipe or khamzat vs nate diaz
>>145550030Holy shit, brutal skull and fist mog by the korean.
>>145549566Tapology.com, reddit.com and 4chan.org/sp/heem/ #1 heavyweight worldwide Tom Aspinall
>>145550049Your life.
>>145550066You dont mean that
jailton ragdolls and subs aspinall within 4 minutes
Post memory holed fights
>>145550085gets heemed when he shoots for the takedown
>>145550072Yes I do: Tapology.com, reddit.com and 4chan.org/sp/heem/ #1 heavyweight worldwide Tom Aspinall
>>145550087Whoa
>>145549589The fact he responds and even dms to contest, proves he cares very much.
>>145550072No I don't, it wouldn't be a main event.
>>145550087crazy when nate did that to jon jones
>>145550087
>>145550112I would definitely do it.
>the goat is jon jones>the goat of the sport lost because he didn't know the rules
>>145550087People forget man
God emperor Chatri presents ONE 169 live now
>>145550120>it's realwtf who won
We dont
>>145550155
>we
>when you nut but she keep sucking
>>145549992Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>145550112>>145550170hey you cant do that
>>145550170>Can have for to someone make a photoshop of zat daddy being top and poztaker on bottom? Asking for a brazza...
>>145550112>>145550170You know a good fight is coming up when this begins to get spammed.
Wrestlers are gay faggots
RIP roog Roog
lmao why is ONE headlining bums instead of Rodtang??? What is Chatri thinking? He's really gone downhill since disrespekting magumbo
>>145550221anatoly is the best heavyweight on earth. he's so good all of the elite fighters he dominates look like utter tomato cans
>>145550221He’s very good at heading anon. Just like many big bulky men. Working out is so gay. Who would want to be surrounded by a bunch of sweaty men. You should start running on your own instead. Joe Rogan says yoga is good too
wait you faggots didn't tell me ONE was the home of martial arts
>>145550238Rogan is a fat sack of shit and deserves to have his head buzzed off
>>145550087it's insane that nobody remembers kkf was flyweight champ before figueiredo
And now we Will know if one fc floats or crumbles cookie
holy shit this is boring where are the fucking HEEEMS
>>145550289
>>145550298damn they really hated that guy
>>145550298HEEM SLEEPY
>>145549566Muay Thai cuts out all the boring parts of MMA yet still manages to be more boring
>>145550289shut up retard chatris in the thread
suck my butt chatri
Chael Sonnen reports that Tom Aspinall vs Alex Pereira ia being negotiated as we speak
>>145550298and when he's needed most, Goddard is nowhere to be founddude is pure evil I'm telling you
>>145550298That gentleman appears fatigued
KNEEEEEEEEM ALJOY
brazilian moment
>>145550324When you get used to there being crazy wars it doesn't feel the same most kickboxing fights are 7s with a rare 9 or 10 but in mma you can spend your day watching prelims that suck hard when you see the good stuff Is so great by comparision
>Manon Fiorot is 34 years oldit was over before it began
>topuria: I have taken over featherweight>aljGOAT: not yet.SOON
>>145550396What the fuck makes you think that topuria won't heem him into retirement if sticky stick boy omalley heemed
How I cranck up in da club
>>145550324Because while it doesn't have the boring parts of mma it also doesn't have the exciting parts.
>>145550408That was the earliest stoppage in UFC title fight history
>>145550335It literally is, openly. Aspinall wants the fight. Dana is saying he wants the fight, admitting he will make it happen $. Jones sees that he is the most valuable component out of the three parties. That both UFC and Tom needs Jones more than Jones needs them. He can now get the most amount of money by acting disinterested. He would literally get LESS money by acting like the fight interested him. If jones said he wanted the fight, Dana would have the leverage. This is how it works everywhere, not just poofc
>>145550408He is just being silly.
the hue won that shit
>>145550415false that would be Nate vs Meng for the inaugural BMF Motherfucker title
>>145550415Okay but omalley Made him kiss the ground literally faceplanted him, topuria Is the hardest puncher ever in 145 and Sterling Is hittablePlus topuria can counterwrestle him
Aww man shut sdhhuuh theth sdfhihoih oiho
>>145550426>cheat>lose as a a consequence of your actions>????>profit
>>145550138
>ONE crackstream all sorts of scuffedman...
>>145550396Aljo seemed genuinely worried about where merab would be if he fought Topuria. He doesn' think they will talk or help train together for the Ilia fight. Said it on the joker podcast.
>>145550458Is that why Khabitch killed him? Out of jealousy?
>>145550465it's free on youtube, b
>>145550465fsl
>>145550501Finnish as Second Language?
>>145550458>continued>"I'm sure he will destroy the top 5 of the heavyweight division, except for 2 fighters. Who they are, I do not know."lol left that part out. guess fazzas not so confident in jones after all
>>145550324Specialist sportThats why normies in general prefer MMA to the traditional specialists sport like boxing, wreslting, muay thai etc...MMA has that "no rule/street fight" vibe that is appealing and simpleAlso its kind of a way of martial arts waging war amongst each other
>>145550465close the chat and close tabs. that fixed it for me.
>>145550517jumalauta
SHEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
>>145550534Sauna...
talmbout aragon? I read that book in elementary school
>>145550541vittu...
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!!!
women should only get twenty five thousand dollaz at most
Until he faces Ciryl Gane, Tom Aspinall has not proven himself to be a worthy contender. Therefore Jon Jones is right to not accept that fight
women should get a husband and settle down
>>145550600Quite right.
Gane vs Tom title eliminator
every single female fighter deserves a 50k bonus
>>145549566How many bings untill Knuck starts?
asian scarf hold woman is a CUTE
What will be the MMA world reaction when Tom loses to Gane and Stipe back to back.
Wasn't this fight supposed to be in Atlanta? What are they doing back in Thailand?
every single female fighter deserves my 50mm mengor cmwhichever is more normal
>>14555061723ish bongs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by89GlxBGzkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by89GlxBGzkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by89GlxBGzk
>>145550620Kamaru Usman and Henry Cejudo on their podcast will be like holy shit. We swear allegiance to the immortal spirit of Adolf Hitler
>>145550645Fuck you
>>145550669VPN, b. I'm using one.
>>145550669
>They were saying some dark stuff in the lead up to this fight, like "Im gonna break you!" and "I'm gonna take your le soul". It was INTENSE!
>>145550669https://freestreams-live.my/mma/
>>145550690what country
These dudes suck.
hey, /heem/, just callin to let yall know that ONE FC is on rn, pic is me callin /heem/
>>145550731Belgium
EDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145550740the algerian is twice is big lmao what a shitter
the eagle has landedback in ONEhahathe squared circle
>>145550712>It's personal!>They DO NOT like each other!>They didn't touch gloves!
>>145550669Are there retards who still don't know how to crack streams dot me?
>>145550792I do meth
>>145550712just remind him he is from algeria
Holy kek
KINOOOOOO
>>145550778>t. watching one secretlyeven more pathetic
>>145550794Can you give me some? Pretty please?
Oh shit
>>145550778I better not see you in the gaypex thread
Based ref
Kino.
KWAB
ref should have called it dude was out lol would have been hilarious
I'm starting to think that the reason the midgets of ONE knock each other down so much is because they cut weight in a worst way because of the hydration test.
silky smooth huhis that the handjobs he gives?
Nafri lost the story
>>145550712gonna take him to deep water
based stuff so far
>>145550712>THEYRE FRIENDS NOW. DAS WHUD IS ABOUT! DAS' RESPEK!!! WAHOO YIPPIEEEE
>>145550889so far this afternoon was better to be honest
those guys are fucking YOLKED wtf
FORZA BRAZIL
>2 fights in 2 and a half years>both decisions>THIS HEAVYWEIGHT HAS BEEN ON A TEAR AS OF LATEgood 'one'
Nvm I like Iran better actually.
Aren't tattoos haram?
yellow card em Herb
Which one of you fucking faggots in here told me eating vegetables was a good idea? This is disgusting.
my nigga mark bruschetta finna sinch in that key lock
>>145550975He cute.
>>145550975that's a bug b, bugs aren't vegetableshope that cleared things up
That Brazilian dude subs Aspinal btw
HEEM TAPPY
HEEEM TAPPY
>>145550975YOU VILL EAT IT
easy win for my cousin
>>145550995>>145550996>>145550999can't believe how fucking behind my stream is
iranbros...
>>145550975i only ever told you to eat dricus combat sports meat don't pin this on me
>>145550975he eatin yo food nigga
Why do ONE slurpfests end quickly, while UFC slurpers always go the distance?
>>145550975Yadong on ya leaf
>>145550907Whatup
>>145551029so you will enjoy more commercials
did reug reug pull out?
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHTTT!!!!!
>>145550975Free mothussy innit
>>145551022im watching on my tv bud
>>145549720American youth are going to be drafted... to PowerSlap™.
mfw baht
>>145549566Hey my ban for racism is over, let's celebrate
brazza cord is NOT gonna like this.
didnt roadtang miss weight?
>>145551137yeah and they stripped his titles which is kinda extreme imho
>>145551091Welcome back man hope you leared your lesson
reminder that chatri tried to kill mikey musumeci
>>145551091ooooh did you offend the bitchmade jannie?
How manybonfs til malyjin fitss
Watch this kickboxing match be a Banger and then the Muay Thai one to suck
>>145551175Based Bully Chatri putting that nerd in his place
>>145551249woah that'd be crazy
>>145551260Chatri hates bullies, and he hates liars
>>145550975I have never eaten a single vegetable
How is Dom Lau so much better then Bruce Buffer
Post yfw Stipe knocks Jones out cold in R1
>>145551312Bro use a vpn i am the "argie"
>>145551326>>145551312impossible, I'm the argie here
>>145551312
when does Sam-B fight
>>145551312YDWTCH
Should i watch vikings after Ragnar dies? I watched it like three times but never went past the death haven't seen how they avenge him
>>145551366WHO DO YOU VOODOO, BITCH
>>145551408BLOOOOOOOOOOOD EAGLE!!!!!!THE SAME MOVE THAT WE'RE GOING TO DO TO _________
>>145551408Nope, literally dropped it after he dies and realized the actors playing his kids are retarded.
ONEbros I can’t tell if this crowd is kino or annoyingdid I miss anything noteworthy?
unc boutta pop this yn
>>145551420Literally a heeming move>>145551426I figured they can't carry a show but should i end season 4?
Based Boomer
>>145551429kino crowd>>145551468>matrix level defense
>>145551449You wouldnt keep fucking your girlfriend if she suddenly died during sex would you? Show's dead, let it go.
Spoilers rodtang Is getting koed tonight>>145551483Okay Bro ill start game of thrones
If Stipe wins somehow Jones will demand a rematch.
>>145550975Id simply heem it
>IT'S LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xab8_QEf0lM>KARATE COMBAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xab8_QEf0lM>GSP RETURNING TO COMMENTARYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xab8_QEf0lM
>>145551555checked, this broadcast is sick GSP and Bas
Alex Pereira was at tonight's WWE SmackDown
>>145551408Lmao same, i stopped watching right when they killed ragnar. Zero interest in finishing it
>>145551555heem festival
>>145551574Didnt ask, dont care, fuck canada and fuck all canadians
>>145551574Chama!!
>>145551555
I wanna see ruotolos in the ufc
WEEEEEEM HEEM AND TAPPY
heem btfo
BJJ CAN HEEEEMY
brazzabongbros...
>>145551632Wow
>>145551634>I want to see a good fighter slurp for 15 minutes because dana needs his ad revenueweird
>>145551555>>145551569>>145551632Not even live fucking morons
>>145551656I wanna see good fighters fight other good fighters
>>145551662WE HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED
I would have simply tanked that shit
>>145551669uh huh.
>>145551613seethe
karate cumfart free on youtube and still nobody watches it
>>145551680Sorry brother but i simply do not give a frick
Karate Combat is a money laundering operation
>>145551678cut the sass you dysgenic APE
>>145551696and...?
cumfart is the best base for wmma
So true Mr Ankalaev
>>145551715
>>145551763Based goatfucking sand rat
>>145549654Remeber when everyone though reddit rob would beat shota strickland?
>lived long enough to see bones jones turn into a ducking faggotits sad seeing real ones die b
poofc could never have a 139.25 lb muay thai division
>>145551795>real one He took steroids his whole career and started to fight once a year once his opponents were over 6 feet and he wouldn't even fight CHAEL SONNEN on short notice. That's not a real one.
FILL HER UP FILL HER UP ILIAYABBA DABBA DOO IM THE BEST KEKOLD IN THE UFC BABY
>>145551821
Schaub gave me styleSchaub gave me grace
>>145551810>Muh steroids>>145551795>Muh Jones is ducking
khalil "roundtree" khalillov
>>145551763kekthe fact he uses a child's english just makes it better
>>145551824Jon Jones is ducking Tom Aspinall and does take steroids.
Kong tranny is a few pastel blues away from being, well, you know.
>tfw you spot a Gurutranny speaking about Jones
>>145551679kek why do mma niggas always look smaller than life when they do wwe shit?
What went wrong?
NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HIT ME I WAS COWERING IN FEAR
>>145551859kek i was gonna say smiffbros.. before seeing the image name
You cazzies Jones always ducked He ducked rampage, Rumble and rashad
>>145551858They're not theater trained actors, but real fighters.
jon literally knows in his heart that tom would finish him we call that buck broken
>>145551856>duuuuude this youtuber said two facts about Jon Jones FUCK HIM
>>145551880guru appeals to low iq individuals he is like a tabloid magazine for men
>>145551888>low iq individualsNo just low individuals that resemble him
Nigga is gonna break his arm
Are people really seething over a tombstone toothed clumsy goof from england not getting to lose to Jones for the entertainment of "smart fans" just because a pasty streamer told them to. Literal lobotomites... Practically golems tbph
>>145551888I don't give a fuck about Guru. Jon Jones is ducking Tom Aspinall and takes steroids. That's my point. This retarded Brazilian is bringing a youtuber up.
>>145551895>that resemble himquite the phenotype
>>145551905isn’t that the deranged fan from Smile 2?
Jon will win. Jon will retire as the GOAT.Jon will never be surpassed.No amount of seething and cope will change this.
>>145551898Jones quite literally said he doesn't want to take a chance, clearly he thinks Tom can win and Stipe and Pereira can't. Though he is in for a rude awakening when Stipe stuffs every takedown and boxes his head off.
>>145551901How is he ducking Aspinall he has a Stipe fight lined up and has no obligation to humor Tom, you want to talk about UFC management but are too busy pretending not to be a gurucel
>>145551888y-yeah... w-we don't do that type of stuff here.
>>145551912Jones doesn't make the fights you room temperature (celsius) IQ saliva dribbling idiot. Respectfully
>>145551914He was already ducking Tom by going through with the Stipe fight after Tom got the interim belt and then defended. NOW he is giga ducking Tom by saying if he sticks around he still won't fight Tom, the interim champ. Instead opting to fight another kickboxer with no ground game.
do not reply to the finnish retard he has no life at all, he is posting on heem every waking moment of his life
>>145551888guru speaks the le truth
>>145551923He doesn't make the fights, but he said he doesn't want to fight Tom if he doesn't retire. Are you dense?
>>145551921when being contrarian is your whole personality
>>145551927The Stipe fight was booked before Tom won the interim and was delayed by injury. What part of the timeline have you gotten confused? Jon doesn't make fights, that would be Dana and Hunter.>>145551931Sad little ad hom means I'm right gurutard and you'd only know that if you were here 24/7. Shut up and go to /box/
Steroids are based. I do not respect a fighter if he doesn't do steroids. >>145551944>t.
>>145551935He's working you lot and guru into a frenzy every time he says it and I'd do the same des u, easier than doing most things to stay relevant. Jon will probably retire due to age unless they offer him stupid money to fight Pereira which they probably will
>>145551978Jon will simply sit out and watch Gane outstrike Bumspinall and shitpost on twitter
>>145551958You can’t meme anyone into believing Pereira deserves the title shot at hw. Sorry monkey
Adriano Moraes RETURNS to ONE. LETS GOOOO
>>145552002Pisslambros??? how are we feeling about this?
>>145552000He's a two sport two weight division champion why not let him go for a third, easy enough to meme b people say holy chama these days
>>145551921cringe nas
this hue heemed the mightymouse
>>145552000I don't have to meme anything gurutranny. real mma fans don't give a shit about bumspinall.
OHHH HE'S RAPING THE LITTLE MANLET
Why are they fighting in a boxing ring? This is retarded
>>145552026
Why didn't ONE make this for the title, DJ is retired and moraes is literally the number 1 contender
Why are there bonk noises in this fight?
>>145552052Shut up Dana this is pure SOVL and better for the fans because you can actually see better and it allows less gay against the cage sex
>>145552052if you have never seen an mma fight in a ring you are NOT a real one
>>145552067MODS LOCK THE HUECORD IMMEDIATELY
Just how bad is DJ?
>>145551978How about Stiopic knocks him the fuck out motherfucker WHAT motherfucker WHAT fucking O H I OO H I O
Heem tappy.
>>145551880What facts?
We are ALL brazilian today
just how good is DJ?
>emotes on his bodykwab
>>145552097Well this aged like milk
bet they give him the belt+50k
imagine if he cared about mma
gotta clap for that
>>145552158>i jinx;d the nigga
>>145552170Talmbout gordon ryan?
Fear.. the city is rank with it
>>145552228nina drama lookin ahh bih
>>145552228Kek
Jackie Bunda is cute deal with it
>where's my bonusYou want a baht bonus, got to get kos kid.
daily heeminder that schaub have posted his meng pic online and I STILL havent seen them
>C18Kek
>>145552287Now you have
>kickboxing>strawweight>women
>>145552287you’re not subtle bro just say you want some hog pics
>>145552228The french algerian poster looks like THAT?
>>145552302explosive he's got that fast twitch muscle b
>>145552326There are two...
>>145552372
Any streams with English commentary? Plenty of YouTube streams but the one I have is in Burmese I think
>>145552287its in the archive
>>145552384*eth for me b
>>145552302shi, b, dis sum gud meng>>145552324only if its schaub's or tito's hog>>145552420I'll find it
>>145552435there’s a reason they call him big brown there’s a reason he’s the most hated man on reddit
UFC fight on a ONE card smdh
this is an UFC level fight in an ONE card and I mean this is the most disrespectful way possibleboring ahh fighters
>>145552451Just until you see reug reug b
>>145552451Whoah whoah whoah cool it with the disrespectful comments there buddeh
>>145552384Bronze streams from tonight dot mmastreams dot me are eng
its disappointing desu, skinny. I was expecting more from the schaubster
>>145552451they need to throw a gun loaded with one of these in there ong
Gotta get a heem in before Rodtang starts. B rb
>>145552484He's a thick lad it's probably as big as your forearm without him making it look small (no I shan't have a look)
It is now time to welcome Roderick Tang to the arena
>>145552431Thx b
>>145552486Yeah you would use a dildo instead of your limp meng
SSTREAM DOWN I REPEAT STREAM DOWN
Moo Meng
Met* is down ignore my previous post vietbro
i heem my meng to see if I still coom
Okay we're back lads repeat me*h is back online
*hides post*
and look at those tiny balls, bro fuck this shit
smiff.
with a schaub in your face you can’t help but smiff
>>145549566>47 Agent?
HE Rod Al Tang
>>145552542pound for pound best stream
HOLY SHIT THE ROD-
>>145552595I drank tang once in my life it's nasty shit
>>145552595ustedes tambien tienen de esos ooohhh
Wanna see Rodtang get heem'd for some reason.
I putted oxiganated water in my ear and now it hurts like shit fuuuck
>>145552593Rarely a let down des u and usually has whatever I'm looking for
rodtang converted for pussy, KWAB
>>145552616Post your minge holding meng receptacle b
gonna get me some POONTANG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc08gBr2CDgwe are here
>>145552595what's the purpose of this, like really>powder based beverage that could easily be made naturally>seems like the slop you'd serve to kids at a party>not reccomended to kids
>>145552603Gay ass>>145552605Si brother es un invento gringo de la guerra fría, es popular en latam porque somos pobres los gringos toman coca de una
>>145552630Watching Rodders actually
>>145552631It tastes a bit like licking a battery and the powder is really dry like cement or something, the whole thing is an abomination of God and probably semetic
Rodtang knows he can't rely on His chin like a dummy which Is why he Will lose
roderick tang looks like he's not into it
H-HE JUMPED ON ONE LEG F-FLAMBOYANTLY WTF BASED ROFTANG
we love rodtang here, RODTANG PIE
>>145552656Commentary assured us that this is not the case
Rodtang will slowly but surely turn into Yoel Romero with each passing year.
>I meant to take your organs from you, not your organ
Fucking brainlet rodtang you are not a Star by doing le Quirky shit in the ring go and fight like you did before and its enough
rawldtang bought into his own hype too much
Jacob has that 100 dollar fade but RodTang only needs one.
Emoting so much like that wmma wemb
Kek, based RodTang.
Im not a ONE slurpais Rodtang a heemer or a descion merchant? and is smiff a bum?
Gotta love the Rodmeister
him kissy boy
>>145552718Basically he just walked foward eating every punch and then heeming but no clean kos that i know more acumalation and the oponent just tired of Beating him up
Weird ass fight
>>145552699>>145552712>>145552725Shut the FUCK up
>>145552725yeah, that nigga its bleeding.also takeru also fights in ONE?? fuggg
really taking the piss
rodtang acting like he's 40 years old fighting foreigners on a retirement tour like saenchai
POOTANG PIE
>>145552737Based post
No point in fighting like an dawg when you heem Staph's pussey everyday.
>>145552737He looks like he's 40
When did he become a MT ref
>>145552734Rodtang Will never fuck you agp bro
>im sowwy wod tangSo bongs that pronounce r's as w's. Is it a speech impediment that they never grew out of? Or is it one of the weird dialects?
This headbutt clinch fest is borderline unwatchable
somebody asked me, would you rather stop world hunger, or suck the skin off an emo bitches toes?let me tell you, those fuckers are going hungry
shit fight
reug reug will redeem this
Fuck RodTang.All my homies hate RodTang.Superkek is my new boy.
fairly certain i could heem most of the cans that chatri gets on ONE
what the fuck was this
raw tang
Main event prediction?I think the african can do it just because one its being taking losses left and right
>>145552677your rating of schaub's meng?
>>145552778Rodtang fighting a guy he already beat before and doing the typical rodtang thing where he starts clowning if they don't force him to take the fight dead serious
>>145552778Building up to the gay shit on the floor
>>145552780>Reug Reug doing anything other than getting heemed or wrestlefucked Nah.
How revved is Chatri-dono rn?
reug squared beat ketchup. malykhin is toast
REUG REUG BROS IT'S TIME
>>145552827We riding with malykin lil bro
MY DREAM REAL!>MY DREAM REAL!MY DREAM REAL!>MY DREAM REAL!
Please Let it be hw kino and not hw slop
>>145552787could be bigger but schaub is a thicc boi so it looks smaller in than its actually eye-arr-el
reyes beat jones
heembros you should tune into ONE rn. ultra heemer Anatoly Malykhin is about to kill some roided up doo from Africa. Malykhin could maybe make a run to top 5 at LHW in UFC
>>145552772nah rodtang won. the ref's parlay was on the line I guess that's why he counted a trip as a standing 10 count lol
Current HW ranking1. Malykhin2. Ngannou3. Jones4. Gane5. Tom
Herb in the building
'erb in the main 'ent
finna pull the reug on this doo
Malykhin is a project
Sex without Laura Sanko
this fella is DARK
>>145552887Many such cases
Malahkin tapped
>>145552871Huge gap between 1 and 2Huge gap between 4 and 5
>>145552892bro is 80% cocoa
REUGED
Dear oh dear
kwab
yellow card coming
kek
CMON ERB TAKE A POINT NO MORE HARD WARNINGS
sleepa....zzzzzz
Look at the back on this IC3
UFC is based because the ref would've broken this up like 3x by now
i Said that reug could do it, they started good on the feetYELLOW CARD
loooooooooooooool
yeah reug chads own this shit
Might post about my sexual desire for Karolina Kowalkiewicz in the next thread
I love Herb in ONE no cap
>get tossed over the ropes by a gorilla>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT GRAB THE ROPESmanwhat the fuck
what was the card for? my stream is french
OHHHHHHHHH
>>145552923i think you should b
>>145552926Grabbing the ropes he got a warning for it before
Herb is far more willing to give yellow cards in one then to take point in the UFC.
>>145552925That's not what happened
malik is gassed
>>145552931Tells you it's a brass thing. Dana doesn't want points taken and giving scorecards more power. Chatri wants honoroburu martial arts
>another slurper of a roundyeahsee you all in 5 minutes>>145552934MMA simply should not be fought in rings like that
Imagine Ciryl Gane against these guys
Poor Charti he really tries but this card has been shit and the friday fights which he puts 0 effort in are 10 times better
He's going to get heemed with this short swings
why these retards dont throw meme calf kicks
Reug Reug might actually become champONE is no longer a serious organization
Rug rug has a fun name but thats it. Hes a slurper im afraid
>>145552941reug rapes gaynemalyk heems gayne
Compare this card with am ufc card in levels of enjoyment I think the moreno last week was the same level
Why is Herb actually competent here?
this is some apex tier fight desu
>>145552959Superior ruleset
2-0 Reug ReugShowing levels
>2 strikes landed in the entire roundlmao the state of non-ufc hws
>>145552959UFC doesn't give a shit about stalling.
Reug Reug putting on the performance of a lifetime. Chills.
this is worse than an unranked fat bum slop fight in the apex
Surprised Rug Rug hasn't taken a dive yet.
Herb is the star of this fight50K for Herb
nigga is gassed, heem coming
Herb should have carded him
Based just swing being the best thing they do
This kids got a chin and heart
Kane vs Gane would be fun
yeah this is based
nvm malykhin needs to stay out of the ufc
heavyweights should have the option to settle their bout with a powerslap sight
pillowfists
lol why can't the russian just throw a straight
bums
You literally never see this clinching in the middle of the Cage in the ufc wtf it looks like a different game
>>145552988Powerslap should be default tiebreaker instead of corrupt and retarded judges
god bless mr. Deanzero taller ants for hugging
derrick poois would heem both these bums
Chatri said Malykhin would make mincemeat out of Ngannou
this shit sucks
>>145552998>>145552988Low kick till someone can't stand
>>145552998imagine Conor Nate 2 sudden death power slap lmfao
Someone webm if there's a heem. I'm done with these slop walruses
DE RIDDER LOST TO THIS????Nah foreal he better beat G3 or one fc Is done
>>145553013At least watch it for are herb
>>145552959When Herbaceous refs One events, he's always competent. Sometimes drags fighters across the mat like dolls.
I'm only watching this to know how good the guy mear shart is fighting.
I've seen better action at the costco parking lot over the last pack of faygo orange
>>145553016the Lee bros some legit at least
>>145553025Brazilian costco must be a grim place
one big round of fucking SHIT
Tough grinding victory for malykinUfc heavyweights have never dug this deep, not could they
>>145553039I'm using terms easily understood by the american audience t b h
this was trash
and we're back
rug is letting this one slip away
these niggas just don't want that DWCS opportunity
>>145553044It truly was, one fc Is dying
that last minute was decent but these guys don't even seem like apex slop level. alexander romanov would kill both of them
>>145553027
I'm about to pass out
the black guys head is a brick, looks unheemable
>>145553043I was imagining bulk buy machetes and scooter gangs in the parking lot doing wheelies don't ruin it for me b
Nah they gassed soo much
Drinking my coffee watching malykino
streetbeef is better than this slurpa
>unranked hwmma decisionslop
Based Thais booing this trash
if Herb told me to relax I would freak out
these niggas standing still holding hands, this is gay af
>heavyweight>roided>can't heem what's the point
Parker Porter kill these two bums
heavyweight MMA ALWAYS disappointsbum weight bracket
>>145553076we're almost at 600 posts. someone make the freaking thread!
>stares at you
>arm inside
>HEEMINDER TO THE FANS AT HOME WHO MAY BE BOOING, THIS IS HEAVYWEIGHT MMA AND ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AT ANY MINUTE
>points at mat after the bell
Jesus Christ
Malykhin is booty cheeks Nigga would lose to Frozenstruik
reug reug was robbed
damn reug reug got his chin spun on those last 2 shots and still ate em like tic tacs lmao
>Does nothing>DAS RITE DIS MY HOUSEKEK
had a ticket to this when it was scheduled in atlanta, what a dogshit main event fight. Would have liked to see roderick tang.
rug rug got two takedowns and that was a fucking knockdown. + yellow card.
WTF?
WHAT??? BULLSHIT
KEEEEEEEK
HAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAHAAA
ONE should just ditch their mma division. Focus on muay thai and kickboxing where they actually can be competitive. With all the competing organization out there, their mma side can't get anybody but bums.
lmao
CHIMP OUT
>>145553098Reug Reug legitimately was just the better fighter
ONE PROJECT DEADTOTEL CHATRI DEATHDANABROS STAY ON TOP
BASED
>>145553108
holy kek
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>145553103This Is the reality, basically they are the only Muay Thai one AND could fight for kickboxing number 1 if they tried
>>145549566Fuck Dana
