>Banzuke:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Torikumi:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/
Onosato will be Yokozuna in 1 year from now.Screenshot this post.
>>145566423Chika's husband
>16 year old gyoji with voices that breaknever gets old
>>145566423Glad to be back, sumobros.
>>145566493the man you're up against for her hand in marriage::
UPDATED
>>145566595Where's the one where his favorite anime or movie is movies?
>>145566822We should update this for 2024.
>>145566792>chicken-legs is A tierNo.
>>145566969
>>145566792Damn, this thing is growing.
And we are back!I hope I wake up soon enough for the big guys.oya
Why is Kikuchi out?
Takerufuji YushoOnosato Jun-YushoAonishiki Juryo Yusho
Tsukioka losesbut he tried pretty hard
What happened with Kikuchi?
soon
Apparently this tournament will be setting a record for total prize envelopes for a Kyushu tournament. Onosato is on top, followed by Kotozakura and, of all people, Oshoma. I have no idea why Oshoma since he's not even from the area, the only thing I can think of is Nippon Sport Science University alumni throwing their money around for some unknown reason since Onosato is also from there.
Nice one Keiga
Shimizuumi!What a great match that was, he was really good last basho, I think think this guy is going straight to the top
White piggu or dye job?
>>145570794Gagamaru in disguise
>>145570794>wristgrim
>SeihakuhoEasy win but I'm not sure how to feel about this shikona. It feels too auspicious to be the real deal.
Gang gang
>>145571387Hakuho's original proposed name was made from two dominant yokozuna, Kashiwado and Taiho. Hakuho was a little skinny kid that got rejected by every oyakata he saw, so the JSA refused giving him such a grand shikona. Look how he turned out.
>>145571612The first kanji was changed, but the original shikona would still have been "Hakuho". And I should point out that 柏鵬 was the title the press gave to the era of those two, it wasn't a newly thought-up name or anything.
His Japanese sounds fin, but even his interviews are sloppy. Goddamn Mamas Boy
>Aonishiki's kesho-mawashi is the Kansai University logoNabatame got a new K-M as well. It looks good but I couldn't get a picture of it.
Mita's bout went by in a flash. No nerves on day 1 for him this time.
Will Onostato have the ginko leaf hairstyle for his ozeki debut? Does he have long enough hair?
>>145572073no
>>145566423Here we are thenAll the /sumo/ lads
Not gonna lie that was a really impressive bout from Aonishiki. Came out strong, opponent caught up to him, then had the mind to go for the turn around on the towara. I can't see him crushing juryo but he's gonna be solid at this rate. At least he doesn't look like a lumbering oaf the way Shishi does.
>>145572305He looked on the small side when they came out for the introductions, be he is extremely muscular. 12 more to go, 13-2 and he tie the record for fastest trip from jonokuchi to makuuchi
Any JP NHK feeds? I hate abema and I hate the retards on NHK World.
>>145572322Might do it on 12-3 if big T's beetus forces retirement.
>>145572322He is really small, especially for a top division guy. 180 cm 120 kg or something like that. I'm pretty sure Midorifuji is the only lighter guy in Makuuchi right now and only like 5 guys are less than 180 cm. It will be interesting to see how he performs this tournament.
Daiamami looked he just fell over due to being fat.
are there any decent streams these days? i went on the twitch stream and he was doing live white pig commentary and id rather not hear that
>>145572479>are there any decent streams these days? Unless someone is hiding something, no. They're all bad.
There are always like 100 different streams on youtube in Japanese.
cam on fat fuck score a fakkin yusho>*bang bang*
Dan looks good in the blue jacket.About time he retired. He had a good run.
>>145572556Surprised they had one in his size. Wonder if the JSA provides bras.
Abema not looking as washed out as normal, I'm seeing colors other than brown on the stream.
Holy fuck, what a thrown-down.
ShiroKEKumabros...
One win for the greatest country on earth
that oshidashi went hardlove to kazakhstani don't want women on the dohyo so much
Papa bear looking good.
This is THE basho Kotozakura zensho
Zack is washed up, this is Onosato/Takeru's basho. Don't forget the insane advantage Takeru gets by being able to beat up on maegashitters for the first week.
Fantasy sumo is pretty fun, basically everyone has Onosato, WTK, Kiri, and Takeru with the other two picks being random. I have Tobizaru and Onokatsu as mine. Tobi being the victim of bad calls means he's under-ranked right now, and Onokatsu will crush if he can lose the makuuchi nerves.
>>145572706I wonder if I could make a fantasy sumo website as a project to add to my portfolio. How does it work? You choose x rikishi and then see how they do? Are there any rules or anything? I have never played fantasy sports.
Day 1: Raja
TIME FOR SUMO!It's good to be back, brothers.Another basho, here we go.
Takerufuji really didn't convince me the first time around. This is his time to make me a fan.
>>145572793desu I only really participate in Kachi Clash https://kachiclash.comBut I appreciate this dude's trends page https://www.stablemasters.cathey use slightly different rules
where pastebin
>>145572820The maegashitters are glorified juryo and he's walked through that division twice now. If he does worse than 10-5 I'd be stunned.
>>145572706I got Kotozakura, kirishima, oho, gonoyama, and undertakerufuji.I feel like gonoyama was low enough to be a safe pick
>>145572856>If he does worse than 10-5 I'd be stunned.inb4 he gets another calve injury
>>145572845https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d
Interesting bout from Takeru, not just a pushing machine it seems.
>>145572921he would be dumb to bull-rush a small guy, that was a well thought out tactic.
>>145572921He faced off against probably one of the easiest opponents this basho has to offer.
He puts grimace to shame just look at that lower body.
God I hate Shishi so much.>Put head in chest>Walk forwards endlesslyThe worst fucking sumo. The man is barely sentient, you could kill and eat him with no legal repercussions.
Incredible that he didn't manage to fall over from turning around Tokihayate towards the other side of the dohyo.
Shishi vs Roga when
>>145572951his sumo is a lot better than hokuseiho's was
2-0 on my fantasy team so far ;)
>>145572513They're literally ALL Abema, you fucking fool
>>145572959Hokuseiho's attrition based strategy was unique at least.
>>145572941kill yourself
>>145572987Asakoryu has dwarf proportions I can't take him seriously.
the horse was slapped lol
>>145572993He's about the same size as Hiradoumi.
>>145573005He has short legs and a large head. The man just looks silly.
>>145572951His sumo is solid it’s better the Kirishima’s endless circling to the middle and pushing them out.
I'm so glad that sumo starts at 11:00 PM instead of midnight. We should stay on this time forever.
>>145573011>lumbering oaf sumo better than mongolian technician you kinoshima downplayers are shameless
Good Sumo.
HOKUTO
>>145572958In juryo like a year ago or something.It wasn't that exciting even then.
bye felisha
Papayasu time
Shonanoumi and Kinbozan have the same body as Ozekisato and yet both suck.If you're 190+cm and 160+kg and not sanyaku you failed as a rikishi.
it's over, no more believing
>>145573078he's got you just where he wants you now
F-Fast.
the little green man gets another one
Roga's belt game wasn't as great as I hoped for.
Did anyone snap a pic of keisho there?
>>145573148
>>145573150Lookin' fresh!! Thanks anon!
>>145573152Yeah it looks like he's already starting to lose the weight
I don't understand Oshomas sumo
You now remember Atamifuji.
>japanese posters on the youtube streams have spent the last hour talking about baseball and prostitutes, only occasionally stopping to mention the sumohow are they worse than the english posters
Theres no tape on Atamifuji, whats going on?
Kino...
fuck off kisenosato your monoiis are always shit
>>145573183tomato has removed the limiters
>instant kneeling position upon stepping out the tawara
>>145573221Seems like a good tactic to avoid extra shoves/injuries actually, unless you dislocate your knee doing it...
What the fuck Ura.
Ura looked like he was on skates out there
How did Ura drift on salt and clay?
Kirishitma had nothing
Red mawashi, no tape, solid sumo, is it our time atamibros?
Kirishitma held on for a while, but it was inevitable.
>>145573254day of the ripening
>>145572951>you could kill and eat him with no legal repercussionsEimi, Ikazuchi-oyakata's wife, would press charges.
Lmao just push (down)
One of the worker girls in yellow in the hanamichi is cute.
>OHO>*BANG BANG BANG BANG*>OHO>*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
>>145573301What rank is the guy in the middle
Ohobros...It's over...
Nephew looks on fire this basho.
I forgot the old geezer retired.
CAM ON SHODAI SCORE SOME FACKIN' WINS
>Shodai said he didn't care about being sanyaku>"oh, I don't pay attention to trifling details like that. It's just another step in my plan."
>shodai
dumped
>SHITDAI
Lmao
I.. kneel...
Good Sumo.This looks like a promising basho.
Nothing retarded happened and my fantasy team went perfect. Even the guys I almost picked like Atami and Hokuto won. Onosato needs to stop being so polite and just fucking kill people already.>Gosh gee willickers that awfully fast tachiai startled me!THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT YOU'RE THE MAN TO BEAT
Shishi surprisingly has a pretty high pitched voice
>>145573363Ozeki didn’t shit the bed first day looks like it’ll be a good one
Kotozakura’s traps looking noticeably meaty he’s been working out
>>145574132His chest also looks noticeably stranger. You can see the muscle in the top of his chest standing out clearly and then the fat hanging down creates a double breast.
>>145574446Some people are just built different.Captcha: YSAGMM
how will this disrespectful mongol fuck tarnish the dohyo this time, i wonder
>>145575691I noticed that when he won today he didn't really get much applause, even for a Mongol. I think he's beginning to wear thin on people.
>>145576160people wanted Ohou to won since he had a nice push last basho. I like neph, but I cheered for Ohou as well.
>>145566792BASADO
*snap*
>>145574132He propably realized that he needs more weight and strength to compete against Onosato
>>145572706>>145572793there are tons of fantasy sumo games out therethe majority of them are very old fashioned and outdated compared to the newer/more popular ones like kachi clash because they started out in sumo forums or something
>hakuoho isn't extremely taped upis it time?is he unleashing his 110%?
>>14557315028 years old and already an elder, he is practically a zoomer>>145573157if you look close you can see there is a wrinkle in the jacket from the flaps of flab he has under his arms
most promising sumo under 20?
>>145577258WakaikariHonourable mention to Aonishiki but he's 20.
>just found out Takakeisho and Aoiyama retired ADONBILIVIT
Tsurugisho bringing sideburns back
>>145573303Middle Manager East 23
Is Onosato the top guy nowadays now that Teru and Keisho are gone?
the winner of this basho gets to sexually conquer you, the reader of this post
>>145580128Wrong proxy, it's Sweden that's notorious for being faggy.
this basho feels so pure without kakakeisho (formerly known as ran over toad)post your best keisho failure >pic related
>>145580787
>>145577360So fucking close to a Swastika.
>>145566423LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!
Aonishiki vs the chink tonight
>>145585477Narrow it down, they all have slitty eyes.
>>145585477>daiseizan fan>also rooting for aonishiki's speedrun to makuuchiAt least it's an early match so I won't feel as bad if either one loses.
>>145585477>>145585545Shirokuma is the chinkiest.
>>145585606I just want to see Aonishiki hit a wall. He's built like a large Warwick Davis and it's inconceivable to me that he's actually a once-in-a-generation talent. I feel as if he's just precocious, and that he's already fighting at the middle-maegashira level that he'll remain at for the bulk of his career.
>>145586738Aonishiki is fighting for the pride of Zelenskyy.
>>145586794Has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time? Maybe Aonishiki's strange physique is a result of him being a much smaller man inside an advanced combat exoskeleton.
>>145578649yesanyone who says otherwise is just delusionaldon't let kotozACK and hoshoryu fanboys try to convince you otherwise
>>145586709Daiseizan is literally Chinese, that's what he's referencing
>>145587399Unlikely, Zelenskyy likes to wear dark green clothing so he can steal military valour, and Aonishiki's mawashi is purple.
>>145587557Figuratively Mongolian.
Calling Daiseizan Chinese is like calling Roga Russian.>UM ACKCHUALLY-Shut up.
>>145586738He is taking full advantage of the upper hand his racial background gives him. Whites and particularly eastern Europeans are far stronger than asians. There has never been a nonwhite winner of the world's strongest man competition. If Shishi wasn't a lazy slob and put in the effort Aonishiki does, he would be at least Ozeki right now.
>>145587905Well yeah, he's Chinese like Roga is Russian. Really just Mongolian tribes that happened to be inside the borders of those countries.
>>145572479>>145572505リぃぃ (sumo_rii)
>>145588284Still blows my mind just how much Shishi looks like he just discovered he loves Krabby Patties.
>>145585477>>145587557Daiseizan is ethnically Mongolian and is from the Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region.
>>145588284>There has never been a nonwhite winner of the world's strongest man competitionTo be fair, that's partly because Olympic weightlifting is considered more prestigious, and partly because Mark Henry realized how much money he could be making as a pro wrestler.
Watching today's bouts back, Zack was actually in complete control once he reached the towara. Just a casual twist and drop.
Whats the best youtube channel for sumo? NHK-Japan doesnt post on weekends for some reason
>>145589685>Whats the best youtube channel for sumo?Your mother's.
>>145589918That died when she died
Its jobbing time
Nabatame bros rise up. He is going to KK for sure this basho.
Kogabros...
>>145590013Kotozakura's corner routine is one of my basho highlights every time.>Loosen up shoulders calmly>Slowly bend down>Slap legs a couple times>Grab salt>Stand up>Get angry>Nod at cornerFucking love it.
Personally I think he worries about it too muchtoo much routine
>>145589467Oh fuck off you ass kissing faggot
>>145591360>gets angry>doesn't bring it to the tachiaihe needs a bit more aggression. he almost lost day 1 because of it>>145591442Who?
>>145591489Zak. Meant to reply to >>145591360
>>145591489The only Ozeki that actually channels his anger into his fights is Hoshoryu. Onosato almost seems sorry for winning at times.
>>145591442Quit being a faggot, nobody complained about Asashoryu's windmill slam mawashi slaps. If it helps them get into the right frame of mind the routine is a good thing.
>>145591647But that's what I'm sayingHe should be thinking about the match not his eyebrow angle
>>145591661If at the end of his routine he's sufficiently pumped up that's all that matters. September's 8-7 was an outlier, his average in the five basho prior has been 11-4, there's no reason to think he's going to do badly, and blaming his corner routine is just silly.
>>145591647reading comprehension anon. its like watching a ten minute deadlift setup to catback the shit. he's saying its not helping him>>145591804oh, youre a kotosexual apologist. carry on, nothing we say can penetrant the lust surrounding your warped mind
>>145591864Why wouldn't anyone be attracted to Koto? Dudes love tits and the guy has 4 of them.
fucked up I miss Kaiou
WOnder if they gonna keep wakaka for later or give him onosato soon.
>>145592283I hope they save as many sanyaku bouts for later in the basho as possible, so far this sanyaku is looking good. Fucking finally.
>>145592283Ozeki vs M2 should be in the first few days.
Very nice shitatenage from Enho, he better get out of sandanme this basho.
>>145593856Is he looking actually competent again, or just good enough to blow up random toriteki?
>>145594235He just nuked some mid sandanme goober moments after the tachi-ai, but that's not really a good reference to go by. He's like 13-2 in his re-run to Juryo so far which isn't bad.
like the discussion from /xs/ personified
Solid win for Nobehara
Kyoda down and looks injured
>>145594775I hope it isn't too serious.
>>145594851Right ankle looked like, just a sprain if he's luckySoma won to bring it back
>>145594880win*
Futagoyamabros...
>>145594851Its Kyodover
easy win for kiho
I can't tell if this shinpan is Gigachad or skellybro.
>>145595867Don't most oyakata refuse to announce when they're dying of cancer? Probably that.
Kusano lost...
>>145596111草www
the ol' soggy mawashi
Wakaikari is a fraud.
This Ukranian guy is going to be the new Dan.
Aonishiki is legit.
Chiyomaru please don't do this to me
Emaciated Shohei Shofukutei lookin' ass dude in the front row
Hakuoho what the fuck
>>145596494He's had weird balance issues for a while now. Not sure if it just started being exploited because he always had the issue, or if it developed recently. He definitely didn't move like this back in 2023.
a worthy juryou musibinoichiban
>>145596530moustache*
mini keisho was no challenge for grimace
>outmaneuvered by SHISHI
Shishi is going to be a problem he’s going to break takerufuji’s sissy ankles
If SS had a proportional upper body he'd be heavier than Sleepynojo.
>chicken-legs
that was actually very nice tokihayate
manhandled
>Takerfuji-erACKShishi is undefeated takerufuji is not let that sink in
>>145596689>day 2
>>145596683how do you call ichiyamamoto then? the guy has neither lower nor upper body, but still keeps pushing people out.
I don't know who the English commentator is today. I'll find out when he does the replays tomorrow.In the meanwhile, here's the wallpaper for this basho for archival purposes.
>>145596786fake abi
>>145596793He just came on.Day 2: Hiro
Roga is on the board.
I haven't followed sumo in a while, Tobi status?
>>145596863he's been robbed multiple times
Nice win for Tobi.
>>145596870No justice as usual, at least he got the win here
>>145596863Monkey
>>145596863monke
>KirishitmaNice spin, LMAO.
>Ura uses Confuse!
>backslide to the tawara>win How does Ura do it?
>>145588284i think its gay when white guys to sumo. It's like if chinese where doing those scottish strongman games and were way better at it
I kinda want to start bulking to look like Wakatakakage
Terunofuji esqueKoterunofuji
Ouhno.
ouwho?
Dominant display by Nephew once again.
>Ozeki performing wellMiracle
>>145566792>tetas quatrolmao
>atamifuji winning the first 2 daysDont give me hope, that has not happened in a while
>two sekiwake vanquishedWakatakabros, our time is here once more!
Nabatame can’t be stopped. He is fighting with the spirit of Hakuho.
>fell asleep halfway through juryo again
Takeru actually lost that fucking goober Tokihayatewtf bro
>>145599242Tokihayate yokozuna 2025 screenshot this
>>145566792Based i hope he wins
>>145566792Yes the nicknames are funnybut not when you do it 500x in a row
>>145599242If you watch the replay you can see how bad Takeru's tachiai was. He likes to cup his opponent's chest and get a huge shove in, but either he missed or Toki managed to slip himself inside Takeru's arms to dodge his hands so all that force kinda went nowhere.I'm glad the Ozeki are all finally showing up, all three look great. Kirishima and Takeru are tanking my fantasy sumo but Kiri's day one loss was to another of my fantasy guys so whatever.The fuck is with Shishi looking good too. Today's bout wasn't his usual caveman sumo, he looked decent.
Shishi is the onosato killer
>>145598926yeah, beside 2-3 matches, it's boring as hell, but i feel like there's too much procrastination in juryou between the matches.
>>145600622It's from staying up not because it's boringI resent that characterization
Kikuchi is kyujo
Gonna become a rikishi and use Kyujo as my shikona.
Gonna become a rikishi and use Shikona as my shikona.
Gonna become a rikishi and use Tokumeinin as my shikona.
Gonna become a rikishi and use Bigguchungasu as my shikona.
>>145601804He got raped by Roga and Nabatame. Rape of lower ranked wrestlers is a known problem in Futagoyama stable but it's kept quiet by the inner circle.
Am finally home to watch, how were the first days lads
>>145566882>what's your favorite manga, Ichinojo>moviesEvery time
>>145602548>Zack looking strong>Hoshoryu won on day 1 for the first time since January>Onosato got a lil spooked day 1 but won>All three are looking like Ozeki>The KiriSHITma poster might be onto something>Wakatakakage is looking in great form>Takerufuji jobbed to Tokihayate>Shishi is 2-0 and doesn't actually look too bad>Nabatame and Aonishiki both 2-0Honestly the only thing out of the ordinary so far is Kirishima jobbing but his opponents were WTK and Ura who's gone back to bouncing around like a pinball so like whatever, there's 13 days left.
Maezumo is supposedly today. I'm curious how it looks like so I plan to watch it if possible.
>>145604596I was sure he had the match lost 3 times
>>145604596Kino.
Considering the low recruitment rates lately, this is quite a big group for November, isn't it?
>>145604936How many? There were 31 in March.
>>145605047Well, yeah, that's normal because they're graduating kids. November usually has very few. There were about 10 or so.
>>145604121Rumor goes that this beefcake has some acclaim already
>>145605434Takakeisho is cheating, he can't reincarnate the moment he intais.
>Koga 0-2Eyebrowsbros...
>>145602397
>>145605525"Takakeisho" is just the current name for an ancient, evil toad yokai that possesses a host and slowly wears down it's neck to breaking point, before jumping into a fresh body.Only the biggest salt throws can stop him.
Have we heard anything on the Futagoyama injuries?
That was a solid win by Tsukioka
>>145605525>>145605849>mfw reading these two tard-ass posts
>>145606192nice
>>145606147The what-now?
>>145607646Kyoda went out in the wheelchair yesterday. I think Kikuchi and Kuwae are injured too.
>Seihakuho vs Shohoryu
Aonishiki brought a different KM to the dohyo-iri this time.
Overcommit on the push down from Nabatame. I still believe in the KK though.
Kotoshoho's little brother has some A+ shiko
>>145609022With the large amount of promotions this time, a lot of Nabatame's completion is going to be from the same group he went in 5-2 against in September
Chiyomaru can't lose after getting power water from Aonishiki
Onosho beat Onosato earlier this year and Aonishiki just beat Onoshotherefore Aonishiki is better than Onosato
>>145604596Tobizaru is gonna carry my fantasy sumo team.
Onosato please teach your stablemate how to win.
>>145608929It's such a lovely design.
Day 3: Murray
Who's the cutie pie on the right?
OH LORD THOSE THIGHS
That's the Takerufuji we were expecting.
Is Takeru the real deal?
So when is chicken-legs actually going up against someone that matters? Beating nobodies isn't any achievement.
>>145609391This. When he's in the joijin and actually fighting sanyaku, and he's still doing fine, I'll get on the Takeruwagon.
Holy fuck.
probably match of the day shishi vs onokatsu
Holy FUCK, Onokatsu and Shishi just went up a notch in my book, that was bout of the basho shit.
KINO fight
SOLID bout
Beautiful. Match of the basho so far.
CINEMA
BIG WIN for OO no katsu
>>145609391he's at m16, do you expect him to be matched against sanyaku already or what lol
>Only his toes on a single foot were in contact with the ringextra spicy comeback
>'bozo in juryoHuh
Who had Tokihayate at anything but 0-3 by this point? Come on out so I can call you a liar.
>>145609391>So when is chicken-legs actually going up against someone that matters? Beating nobodies isn't any achievement.Eight months ago?
>>145609437>5-2 with an M5 and M6 in thereEmbarrassing. Takeru will be one of those people who bounce in and out of Komusubi.
Really good fighting by Chiyoshoma.
>>145609317Aonishiki
Imagine if Tamawashi just like broke a fucking ankle or something.
Meisei almost did the splits there.
Deserved.
Midori... what the fuck are you doing? You're better than this.
>>145609524This is Ichiyamamoto's basho SORRY.
Yasu... what the fuck are you doing? You're better than this.
>>145609444>joijin are shittersroom temperature IQ
>>145609545More like Gonoyama is better than his rank when he feels like it. That tachiai was retard strength level.
Jesus Christ I just anticipate when Takerufujis ankles just snap
Takanosho looking strong this basho too.
>>145609574
anti-sumo expert oshoma
ura bros...
>Ura loses to himself again
Ura...
based ura takes himself out
Ura tried to do a funny and it didn't work...
but imagine if it worked, everybody would be screaming
When European sailors first stepped onto the Japanese islands they quickly learned the locals called them U-ra ("clown").
Atamifuji's power is in that red mawashi and he must never go back to ugly ass silver.
Just a liiiitle higher...
>>145609657I was think this as well.
any dataminers figure out which ark angel set is going to which job? did they fuck it up?
>>145609661Mobage?
>>145609661We watch fat men push each other here, sir.
>>145609658how does he fight so well with a trex arm?
Intense stare.
>le staredown
>le epic staredown
>>145609661healer aiming casting fending scouting maiming slayingbut also>Another staredownI love it
>kirishima
Kirishitma
>I'll try spinning that always worksBRAVO KIRISHITMA
Nephew is pretty serious this basho.
>Hiradopoor guy gets 3 ozeki in his first 3 days..
ACK
oooooohoooooouuuu
this cannot be
OHO BROS
KOTOKWABURA
oho more like ohyeah
When the sakura blossoms have fallen, the tomato is sure to rise
Oho is a pussy and keeps running to the middle
No chance
Complete domination. He makes it look so easy sometimes.
>>145609737>Oho tries to stay as far away as he can from one of the two losing conditionsNo shit.
He starts about a half second before most of his opponents do of course he's dominating them.
what did he say
>>145609752It’s weak sumo sumo is chest to chest and going forward not stepping to the side constantly
>>145609780>sumo is chest to chest and going forward not stepping to the side constantlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp0blndib-g&t=9s
>>145609338
>>145609338what's the guy with binoculars looking at?
>>145609921
>>145609639>>145609644Ura didn't fuck up; Wakamotoharu knew he was going for his classic move and punished Ura for it.
>>145609780dude, they even have exact exercise just for moving to the sides.
>>145609947>Wakamotoharu knew he was going for his classic move Ura attempted to do it maybe 4 times before that last one. We'll never know why he didn't change plans, but literally any rikishi would have known what he was doing.
Nabatame should have won but slipped just as he was pushing oshoumi out. He and shishi got absolutely screwed.
>>145611610why would shishi get screwed? onokatsu was equally good and the outcome was best match this basho so far.
>>145596689Apologize.
Aonishiki will be ozeki before the end of 2025
Wait, Abi is Maegashira again?I guess it will take a longer time until we can finally have Abi Ozeki.
>>145594537Who won?!
>>145611662He was about to win then the ref stopped it and let onokatsu to recover
>>145609766is that momo in the background
>>145611989He's too short. They need to pump him with HGH and IGF-1 asap.
The lower ranked 3-0s are fine and all, but so far this is a three horse race between Onosato, Nephew, and WTK.
Is it kiriSoOver?
They called Hoshoryu back to humiliate him, but this counts as a bow?Racist JSA.
>>145613912If you think that's bad go watch some of the "bows" Zack gives the shinpan during the Makuuchi entrance.
>>145614106>As a shinpan he won't have to plop onto the cushion:/
>>145614106He's actually not bad looking without all the sweat
>>145614106So is he higher ranked than Janny Hakuho right now?
>>145614106>his chin and neck are returning after two monthsNature is healing.
>>145612751She's touring in Kanto/Kansai. Doubt she has time to make it to Kyushu to watch fat dudes.>>145613912Not the first time Hosh has done that.
>>145612792little wakatakarage hasn't faced off against the sanyaku yet, hold your horses until after he does. he 12 wins last time were nearly all racked up against mid grade competition and thats all he has faced so far this time too.
>>145614753>12 wins last time were nearly all racked up against mid grade competitionBro he was the only guy to take a "real" bout off Onosato and he looked fucking amazing doing it. Onosato is the yardstick to dominance at the moment and WTK looks to be his equal.
>>145614213Hakuho is toshiyoriKakaisho is iin
>>145614792they competed after onosato had spent a week and a half getting battered and bruised against top grade competition and wee wakatinytaka had spent a weed and half taking it easy against the likes of ichiyamamoto and midorifuji. if he has to go up against the 3 ozekis the next 3 days then he will be 3-3 afterwards
>>145614753>little wakatakarage hasn't faced off against the sanyaku yet>1-nill lead over Onosato>8-3 lead over Hoshoryu>6-4 lead over Kotozakura>8-6 lead over Daieisho The only sanyaku he doesn't have the edge over is Kirishima and Shodai lol.
>>145614887Ichiyamamoto is Yokozuna tier.>uhhh no he's just doing well this bash-SHUT UP
>>145614889>kiriSHITma>sanyakulollmaohave fun down at m5 kiddo
>>145614753>little wakatakarage hasn't faced off against the sanyaku yetWakatakakage WAS sanyaku before his injury you fuckin dummy. Everybody knows he's good, he's not some young hopeful coming up for the first time. He has multiple wins against all of the curreny Ozeki (except Onosato, who he's only faced (and beat) once) already.
>>145615119Imagine cunts saying that shit about Terunofuji the second time around.>UHHH JUST LOOK AT THE JOBBERS THAT THIS USELESS FUCK BEAT
>>145614346I miss him.
WakatakaKoga isn't even the top wrestler in his own stable, anyone getting excited about him is a dumb Reddit fag. Same soiygoys who thought Onosato's 11-4 at M5 was going to count towards ozeki promotion. Reminder that you dumb gaywads aren't supposed to be posting in this ITT thread, you're supposed to lurk until you stop being so stupid and faggoty
>>145616023Do you actually believe that Wakamotoharu is better than Wakatakakage?
Done with examsfinally I can catch up on sumogoddamn that sucked ass
This shit is so funny… shushu won’t be appearing today cause diabetes
>>145616527name one rikishi that doesn't have beetus
>>145616527hahahahhahahaha nice "sport" japs
>>145616701Unlike western sports where everyone juices and dies at 50.
>>145616023>Same soiygoys who thought Onosato's 11-4 at M5 was going to count towards ozeki promotion.uhhh but teru's yusho at sekiwake counted towards his yokozuna promotion???
>>145616358>t. dumb gaywad from reddit
>>145616766
Ukrainian sumo wrestler Not even the sacred sumo can go unscathed from them
>>145616527>shishi kyujo this early from beetus I don't believe you...
>>145616925Terunofuji *
>>145616924leave newfaggot
>>145616924>he doesn't know about taiho
Enho keeping the good vibes coming.
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>>145617724>this is one out of three sandanshitters
>>145617724太ぇぇの方が強いんだもん!太ぇぇの方が!!
my boy Shimizuumi still crushing it, still undefeatedcan't be beat, he's going straight to yokozuna
Nobehara representing
>>145616712>avg sumo death age is 50You thought you cooked
>>145618013>avg sumo death age is 50What, did you ask chatgpt? That's not correct.
Abi Onosato rematch tonight
>>145618228Though Onosato is boring, Abi must be removed
Nabatame beats the chinkIts like the rape of Nanking all over again
>oshidashi via repeated headbutts
I think it might be over for Chiyomaru if he keeps up with this.
>0-4
Aonishiki with yet another win, he is unstoppable
Another aging juryo wrestler farmed.
I feel that they've really loosened on enforcement of the hair-grabbing rule in recent years.They've been calling it a no-foul if it happens accidentally, for just an instant, and without effect on the match - but that's not what the rule says. The rule says that a rikishi is out if he grabs the opponent's hair at all, intentionally or unintentionally. Mitoryuu definitely closed his fingers in Touhakuryuu's hair.
Hidenoumi intai soon
>>145618798they should have made him commit seppuku in the dohyo
>>145618807It isn't like the result of a random mid-juryo bout matters, I just find it interesting how rule enforcement can change when the shinpan change. These current guys would probably not have ruled against Goueidou in that Goueidou vs Kak match where Hakuhou called the monoii, for example.
>>145618844This matchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa8o7_EQRdc
Day 4: Ross
>>145618918Thanks, Aussiefriend.
>>145609942KEK
>they brought the banners for a shishi match
Good defense from Hakuoho, kept Shishi off the mawashi for most of that match.
Good Sumo.Oh no, chicken-legs is next.
good shit
Takerufuji, continuing to the yusho
>>145618972>continuing to the yusho>has already lost one match
>>145618976There hasn't been a zensho since 2021
i need to know his supplement stack
What a comeback by Chiyoshoma.
The katsu is looking good this basho.
You know that parable about the elephant chained to a stake in the ground? That's Shounannoumi. He has no idea how large he is and simply assumes he can't win.
I'm rooting for Ichiyamamoto to get at least ten wins so I can call him Jew Ichiyamamoto.
I'LL TRY SPINNINGTHAT'S A GOOD TRICK
"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!"
>>145619060>>145619062podracer-mind
Where is my CHEESE?
>>145619070It's a /sumo/ meme by now, haha. Just like Shodai's plan and TMD.
Is Tom going to break the consecutive Makuuchi bout record? It's not looking so good for him...
All joking aside, that was a pretty nice fall. Tom knows how to conserve his health.
Roga was completely useless without his belt control. I'm a bit disappointed.
>>145618997A new muscle manlet! Who is this? I want to root for him
>>145619123Well, you have two names in that image, and at least one of them should be familiar to you if you've been watching sumo at all this year.Don't tell me you can't read kana.
>the silver mawashi was actually cursedWho would have known.
Tomato with no bandages is looking strong.
Ozeki Shodai
>Kirishitma
Kirishima has perished.
Hard basho for Kirishitma.
He's going to have to change his name back to Kiribayama at this rate.
Abema has a camera right down the middle at the same level as the NHK camera, and they exclusively use it for replay.I hate Abema and their live TV director so fucking much. It borders on being amateur work.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEONE WEBM THAT
>call yourself an ozeki>lose to Abi
That was unexpected.
LMAO abi?
>can’t beat abiKwab
>>145619205Draft a letter and I'll cosign it
Looking at the replay, Abi looks viciously evil as he pushes Onosato's face up, not to mention that you can clearly see on Onosato's expression that he got really upset after losing.Kino Sumo.
Onosato bros, not like this...
Nephew looking so so good this basho, man. I almost want him to win it.
ura pls
fuck
>>145619257agreed
>>145619229I was expecting a henka + pushdown, but that was absolutely crazy.
>>145619224>Draft a letter and I'll cosign it日本相撲協会への降伏要求の最終宣言 一 吾等合衆国大統領、中華民国政府主席及グレート・ブリテン国総理大臣は、吾等の数億の国民を代表し協議の上、日本国に対し、今次の戦争を終結するの機会を与ふることに意見一致せり。 二 合衆国、英帝国及中華民国の巨大なる陸、海、空軍は、西方より自国の陸軍及空軍に依る数倍の増強を受け、日本国に対し最後的打撃を加ふるの態勢を整へたり。右軍事力は、日本国が抵抗を終止するに至る迄、同国に対し戦争を遂行するの一切の聯合国の決意に依り支持せられ且鼓舞せられ居るものなり。 三 無分別なる打算に依り日本帝国を滅亡の淵に陥れたる我侭なる軍国主義的助言者に依り日本国が引続き統御せらるべきか又は理性の経路を日本国が履むべきかを日本国が決定すべき時期は、到来せり。 四 吾等は、日本国政府が直に全日本国軍隊の無条件降伏を宣言し、且右行動に於ける同政府の誠意に付適当且充分なる保障を提供せんことを同政府に対し要求す。右以外の日本国の選択は、迅速且完全なる壊滅あるのみとす。ハリー・S・トルーマン
>>145619137I didn't spend time learning gook runesAnd yeah, uuuuhm sorry not going to sweaty, nothing personnelSorry!
Oh my god. The only time i want Abi to win is when he's against Onosato.
>>145619229Abi took a card from Takakeisho asenal there (the move that stop Terunofuji winning streak in summer basho). Onosato can only blame himself for keep charging after that like an idiot.
Ugly bastard bros...
>>145618228>A NODOWA?! AHHHHHHHHH HOW COULD THIS BEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145621557I think Abi has solved Onosato
Nabatame hasn't shat the bed yet so I think he will score KK
>>145621557What a dumb fight.>aaahhhhh a nodowa help me kisenosato-sama!!!>phew okay the nodowa stoppe-ACK!!!I think Onosato is so wigged out about the thought of Abi doing a lil henky-henk that he has no idea how to approach the fight. Funny shit.>>145619229I don't think it was the nodowa that upset him lmao, I think Onosato is just desperate to keep winning and become Yokozuna. That's the mindset Hakuho had; he just wanted to win and win. He's still young, if he can iron the creases out of his sumo and channel his desire to win into actual victories he'll make one hell of a 'zuna one day.
>>145621769He does look a lot better, but he faces higher ranking opponents starting today. I hope he can kk.
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