Aonishiki unstoppable >Schedule:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnTicket/year_schedule/>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx>All the sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dThread 1 >>145566423
>>145622228His eyes are impressively blue.
Is that actually a giant ass bruise on Aonishiki's shoulder? That fucker's huge.
>>145622285I think it's a birthmark
>First win of his 12-3 yusho is on the board
>>145622320I like that he didn't even look at the other guy as he pushed him out. He was alreay moving to walk away.
Is it too early for Atami KK to cope? He has looked solid so far, but he is only starting to face the Ozeki now.
nth for onosucko
>>145622453It's too early for literally anything.
>>145622453He looks good, but his sanyaku schedule starts later because he is m3.
>>145622261A10: men destined for yokozuna
Gotta say I’m impressed with aonishiki. Thought he would shit the bed in juryo.
>>145624921Can you teach me how to make webms
>>145624921I wish I'd thought to make a Takarafuji spinnarooni highlight reel. This is like the fourth time I've seen him win this way.
>>145624915Based Henkaman beating Onocrapo for the second straight basho.
>>145622228This shit is awesome and comfy to watch.
I will now boy shishi
>>145625046Love everybody trying to downplay Abi and act like Onosato lost, Abi didn't WIN when really both times Abi just out-sumo'd him hard.Pic related does kinda look like a hansoku though, I guess since Ura wasn't up they weren't watching for it.
>>145625151Abi beat Onosato the same way Terunofuji did back in January. If you watch the match again and check out the January contest too you'll see how similar the two are. I'm guessing Abi watched every film of Onosato losing and picked out one to try and emulate.
>>145624930There are 2 programs I use for making Webms.Webm Converterhttps://argorar.github.io/WebMConverter/MPV with a webm making scripthttps://mpv.io/installation/https://github.com/ekisu/mpv-webmI typically use MPV for simpler stuff since it's quicker to use, but doesn't have as many options. Webm Converter I use when I need more complicated operations like captioning, splicing, etc.There's a 4MB limit on all boards except /gif/ and /wsg/, which are 6MB. Those 2 boards + /wsr/ are the only boards that allow sound. In general, bigger resolution + long video = greater filesize. To make it fit the filesize limit, you have to compensate by making the video shorter and/or smaller. You can also use VP9 option to get more bang for your buck, but it'll take more time to encode. >>145625151It only counts if your fingers go inside the topknot. Note: Abi cupping his hand almost like a closed fist to avoid it being a hansoku.
>>145623896I've been watching him since jonidan and every basho since he has moved up substantially in rank and every basho I've been thinking "ok now he is finally going to be competing against guy too big for him to beat easily" and been wrong. Now that he is in juryo he is essentially a muscle manlet, but he doesn't fight muscle manlet style, he fights like a 170kg guy, he must be way stronger than his weight indicates.
>>145623896>>145625317I should probably start paying attention to juryo if this guy's that good, I usually don't have the time for it and makuuchi on a work day.
>>145622320>>145622334PLAN-bros, are we truly back?
>>145625315>It only counts if your fingers go inside the topknot. Note: Abi cupping his hand almost like a closed fist to avoid it being a hansoku.Yeah good catch, a friend of mine pointed out the same thing right after I posted it.
>>145625315Thanks for the tutorial. Here is my first attempt. I had to cut the gyoji retying Shishi's mawashi to get it under the 120s limit.
>>145625734>D O G D E R S>O>G>D>E>R>S
>>145625415Juryo is good to watch right now. Lots of younger guys coming up with some old favorites mixed it. Nabatame, Aonishiki, Hakuoho, Kayo, Oshoumi are all up an d coming then you have the guys like Shiden and Hidenoumi and Shimanoumi who have been hanging around.
>Koga 0-3
a sandanme match featuring my boy Shimizuumi, who I keep mentioning to everyone
Brutal voice crack during Tsukioka vs Aoifuji.
>>145625734Not bad for a first attempt. Next time try cropping to black bars and lowering the resolution. FHD is pretty big for a minute long webm.
>>145625972I miss the old manlet shrieks Bushozan made at the tachiai back in makushita, he hardly does them anymore.
>>145625734Shishi needs to do a better job of cutting off circling opponents if he does this I really don’t see anyone stopping that chunky ass boy when he gets ahold of them
>>145625943He looks like Chiyoshoma. Good bout but not sure if it was Hamanoumi's good defense that was causing Shimizuumi to struggle to get both hands on the belt or if it was something else.
Enho 3-0
>>145626819How moist do you think these cushions are right now? Especially since they gotta witness an Enho win in person
Shimizuumi lost his first match, he's now 16-1.
What do you think she gets out of sitting in that same general area every day of the basho?
>>145625315>>145625734You should ALWAYS be using VP9 and also Two-pass encoding. The difference in encoding time is negligible on 99% of computers, and the benefits are huge.
I jinxed Shimizuumi he picked up his first loss
>>145627218A good view ringside, it's not more complicated than that.
Finally, Miyagi is on the scoreboard.
Great tachi-ai from Nabatame. I think he might actually KK at this rate.
Good Sumo.This Ukrainian guy is pretty legit.
>>145623896you jinxed it
Probably match of the day.
I think Chiyomaru might actually intai at this rate... It hurts to watch.
>>145624915At this point we can safely say that Abi lives rent free in Onosato's head.
God damn that girl waving the Tomokaze banner was cute as fuck.
>>145627940This.First actual cutie 5 days into this basho.Sumo cuties are reclining.
>>145627957The cutest girl of all will be entering soon.
>HakuohoHe's beginning to choke...
>>145627970He looking good this basho so far. I can see him getting jun-yusho if Onosato -ACK a few more times.
>>145627970I want to marry his sister.
>>145589212https://www.reddit.com/r/SumoMemes/comments/1gqwpjp/this_man_is_entirely_lower_body/Reddit stealing content as per usual.
Day 5: Murray
>>145627940>>145627957you can have her, I'll take the other one in front row
Very cute.
>>145628022marry fuck
Shirokuma waited until he was matched against a maegashira before looking like he wasn't fighting with broken ankles?!
Another BIG win by OO no katsu
This katsu is looking good.
>>145628080If Onokatsu can keep this up he'll match Onosato's record of winning a makuuchi yusho 7 bashos from grand sumo debut. People have been sleeping on him big time even though his rise through the ranks was almost as explosive as Onosato's. It's obvious last basho was just makuuchi nerves. I picked him for my fantasy team confident he'd rock some fat bastards and here he is doing just that.
>chicken-legs
>ACKerufuji falls over because of his skinny legs
JOBBED
It's actually insane how many of Takerufuji's losses are to pull/slap downs.
>Shitshit
>>145628007It could be that there's a redditor in these threads. Maybe someone who knew about it? Like you?
>>145627940>tomokaze enjoyer like myself >cuteMoving to Japan right now
>>145628137Reddit and 4chan are effectively identical.
>>145628146Not really
>>145628146Sorry anon but just now she was holding up a Sadanoumi banner. She's a whore.
Shishi just doesn't have a solid win condition that works against makuuchi wrestlers. His defensive footwork is better than before, which is about as much credit as I can give so far.
>>145628153All he's ever done is put his head in people's chests and walk forwards, but now they're too big for him to handle. I wanna see Shishi face Onosato or Zack so we can see what happens when he faces some real power. Or put him against Takanosho or Abi so we can see momma's boy cry after 20 seconds of nodowa.
>>145628160He's like a bizarro Roga desu; Roga's offensive belt game is good as far as I'm aware, but he has no defensive options if he doesn't have his precious belt grab. You're probably right that Shishi needs to get some harsher matches at this point so he starts trying to develop a better attack plan than just pushlol.
>Nabatame vs Aonishiki tomorrow
I dislike Abi but man he impresses me sometimes.
THAT WAS BULLSHIT
finally Hirado
Holy shit, hirado is done with losing
THAT WAS A FUCKING MATTA
>shitdai
>Kirishima moment
Starting to feel sorry for Kirishitma now.
kiriBYEama
>stumbles through the dohyo and loses to himselfI'm so sorry for anyone who has him for their fantasy team.
>>145628410>>145628412:'(
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
ONOSATO BROS, WE ARE SO BACK!
neph really means it this time
Nephew might actually win this basho.
Beautiful kotenage.
>>145628504He's the only 5-0 to look truly good doing it, and he's doing it against the hardest opponents. That throw was wild. Gonna suck for him when Shodai gets his 11-4 yusho.
Nephew Yakuza soon!
>>145628152>sadanoumiStop digging buddy you found oil I already said she was fine!
All three ozeki look strong, hopefully they keep it up for an intense second week
That old man in the crowd was cheering pretty loud for Zak I’m glad zak was able to repay it with a overwhelming victory.
People who root against Ura have nigger souls.
>>145628905nigger souls have Ura, when rooting aginst people.
Does nattosumo have a new channel somewhere?
>>145629182https://t.me/NattoSumo
any idea what the slapping-beast on the right is doing nowadays?
>>145629201>furious tsuppari *tschhtschhhtschhhh*>loses anywayhe lost yesterday to Mita
>>145629201sorry, to Ishizaki
Is this the start of Abi's Ozeki run?
>>145629726the most recent to start an ozeki run from M3 was Tochinoshin, and he had a 14-1 when he was M3, so Abi will need to win out the rest of this tournament if he wants his M3 record to be included
Nice to see Hiradoumi pick up a win finally even if it was at the expense of one of my fantasy picks, not that that's going swimmingly anyway with Takeru losing again on top of everything elsehonestly guys
To anyone whose fantasy sumo contains Hoshoryu and no Kirishima, I fucking kneel.
>>145629726Abi won't ever be ozeki. Hes only ever managed double digit wins twice in his career, both starting below m10
>>145628118
>>145631606But now Keisho and Terunofuji are out.And I think I speak for everyone here when I say Abi Ozeki would be awesome.
>>145628118Alas...he got that dawg in him...
>>145631780>he has 3.5x as much losses to slapdowns than fucking yorikiri
>>145631886If you ignore the fusen it's a straight 50% of his losses being slapdowns. The guy is like an American muscle car, he only knows how to go forwards and can't turn for shit.
Sick.
>>145631789>I think I speak for everyone here when I say Abi Ozeki would be awesome.No, you don't. REMOVE Abi is what we chant. I hope every basho that he breaks both his arms doing his spergtastic autism tachia
>>145631789Abi at Ozeki level would be horrifying, but that'll never happen and he'll just bounce between sanyaku and high maegashira until Onosato finally snaps and stabs him to death in his sleep.
>>145632067>No, you don't. REMOVE Abi is what we chant.I want TWO Abis.
>>145631886chicken legs = poor balance
>>145632161Who is Abis? Dies it stare back at us from beyond the dohyo?
The plural form of Abi is Abii.
>>145628118>>145631780>>145631886>>145631951he better watch out for chiyoshoma tomorrow
>>145632308He will surely be on guard after losing two although neither match was a blowout or anything
Hakuho was literally just Asashoryu at home.
>>145632265And three would be Abiii.
Abiv
>>145633554Yes, that's how Japanese works in general.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq01SLa6tFg
Guys get in your vote for best throw of the basho.>Hoshoryu v Wakatakakage>Abi v Onosato>Kirishima v His Sumo Career
Any theories as to why KiriSHITMA is so crap nowadays? He won a basho just a year ago, for crying out loud. Is it still the injury? Thought it got healed already.>>145633430Man, just imagine having a non-clown yokozuna...
>>145633910I liked Tobi's shitatenage :)
LOTSA cute girls in Fukuoka.Tok*o need not compare.
>>145634017He looked really strong last basho which is why so many people picked him for fantasy this time. Its quite a surprise for him to choke this hard.
>>145634017I think the standard of the average makuuchi rikishi is just higher than in the past, meaning it's harder for single dudes to stand on top of the pile. That's why there's no clear #74 candidate after over 3 years.KiriSHITma is just taking Ls from guys who are very good. God fucking knows what level it would take for anyone to reach Yokozuna right now.
>>145633910Abv Abii
LEWD!EWD!>>145634052>KiriSHITma is just taking Ls from guys who are very goodAlas, he isn't looking like he could do anything in those bouts at all. Completely lost.And he wasn't so bad AFAIR last time, what seems to be the consensus among the people too (mentioned by >>145634051).Is _having_ a yokozuna a must anyway? What's the benefit of such a bum like Teru not even showing up 5-out-of-6 times a year and then only showing up to take a sick leave after 3 days? Just make him retire and go yokozuna-less until someone steps up his game (or gets extremely lucky).
>>145634052>no clear #74 candidateWould anyone bet against Onosato right now?
>>145634240In terms of betting someone else would get it instead of him? No. In terms of betting he'll get it at all? More likely than you think.Don't be surprised if we get another no-yokozuna period when Teru retires next year.
>>145634321>Teru retires next yearHopefully January 1st.
>>145634321When was the last time modern ozumo lacked a yokozuna? I feel like that's quite the absence.
>>145634690Half a year between Hokutoumi and Akebono.
don't worry this is the start of nephew's yokozuna runand then in january he'll cap it off with another yusho to obtain it
>be maegashitter>somehow get in musubi no ichiban three nights in a row>lose all three WakatakakACK
>>145634052Yeah. Having Yokozuna doesn't mean there are more strong rikishi. It means there is a higher inequality in skill
>>145634052I really don't think so. The great Yokozuna are almost always exceptional, that's why they're Yokozuna. The ones people remember anyway. The standard of the other rikishi should be almost irrelevant.
>>145635907There are great Yokozuna like Hakuho and Takanohana but there are also average ones. There are dudes who were "solid Ozeki" who out of nowhere won two straight yushos and then went back to the level of solid Ozeki.
>>145635946Yes, you are right, and if there is a higher standard of rikishi now (arguable, people in these threads have said both) then it might keep the average guy from getting the rope but the exceptional guy would make it no matter what. Which is looking like Onosato, although he's still a bit unstable.
>>145635946Most ozeki are "solid sekiwake" who out of nowhere won a bunch of matches in 3 tournaments and then went back to the level of solid sekiwake.The truth is, peak rank means recognition of how good they were at their peak, and they shouldn't be slighted for it.
>>145636183Yeah, Onosato seems like the real deal.>>145636315This is not really about the average level Yokozuna. A solid Ozeki is an excellent rikishi.It is more about the discourse of "There are 4 Yokozuna, so it means the level of sumo is higher than if there is just 1". Having more or less Yokozuna doesn't mean the level is higher. If there were 20 Hakuhos, you wouldn't have 20 Yokozuna.
>>145631606>twice>posts pic of him getting it 8 timesyou some kind of retard there boy?
Manlet Update about Kawazoe? Anyone hear anything
>>145636500That Onosato vs Atamifuji last night was A+ stuff. Power vs PowerIts worth keeping in mind that Atamifuji is a lot younger than most of the new blood in the top division, he is going to be an absolute monster in a couple years when he is as old as Onosato currently is.
Futagoyamabro I dont feel so good
>>145638819I also have high hopes for ATF
>>145639301Kikuchi got his first win in the first match he competed in. Keiga is at his all time highest rank and he is just turned 17. If he keeps on getting bigger he could end up being a pretty significant wrestler, might even make juryo before he turns 20, which is a major accomplishment Nobehara & Mita both looking to hold on to their shares of their respective division leadsNabatame 4-1Things seem to be going pretty well for the sumo food fighters, Roga's 2-3 is a little bit weak
>>145641621I have faith in Roga to pull out a 10-5
>>145641135He won his last 3 against Horseshitryu
/sumo/'s favorite is now 1-2
Nobehara 3-0. What a crazy matta before that.
monoii in the nu-chan bout
Denuma's chicken has proven to be auspicious.
>>145642863Did boss Futagoyama engineer that for him somehow? Looked like definitely stepped out first in the replay. Mita 3-0
>>145642951There wasn't any dirt on the other side of the tawara so it's hard to say if it was him narrowly missing it or slightly touching it with his ankle. Futaboss probably swayed the shimpan to agree that it was the former desu.
What the fuck has Naruto-oyakata been teaching Oshomi? He's been excellent this basho.
History is about to repeat itself.
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
>>145643368Wakatakakage is a broken man after yesterday.
OHHO>*BANG BANG BANG*OHHO>*BANG BANG BANG*
>>145641954You gotta work on your webms, friend. If you're tech-savvy and have a few hours this weekend, you could watch a tutorial on how to use ffmpeg instead of some GUI frontend someone made.
Day 6: Murray
That's the worst looking suit I've ever seen.
I have stopped watching Chiyomaru fight. I am filled with sad.
Another loss to the muscle manlet. Shishi somehow managed to survive the first underarm throw but that didn't go anywhere.
Anyone: *a technique*Shishi: shit what now eimi help me aaaiiiieeee
WHY ARE PEOPLE SLEEPING ON ONOKATSU SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU NOT SEEN HIS RECORD
>>145643520Everyone's distracted by Onosato and Takerufuji and Hakuoho
>>145643520>farming juryo moveup goobers I'm on the fence, I need some serious results before I make up my mind on him.
>didn't henka>lost instantlychiyoshoma plz
>>145643543More like he didn't hatakikomi. It's a free win against Takeru.
>>145643520>Onokatsu vs Takerufuji tomorrowDon't get too cocky.
>>145643520well he's better than hakuoho that's for sure.btw thanks chiyoshoma for not doing henka or hatakikomi.
>>145643549He instead decided to opt for a high-posture forwards tachiai. Shishi-tier mistake.
>>145643550>Is that THE Tokihayate attempting to yorikiri me??? Aaaaiiiieeee save me with inspiring advice Terunofuji-sama!!!
You can't not root for Tamawashi. Just an old man trying to get these kids off his dohyo lawn.
corr
Yasu definitely won that.
ROBBED
get manhandled by midori
MANLET BROS
OH SHIT
making oho move, rude
Get the fucking wheelchair already
He's dead.
He probably got the wind utterly knocked the fuck out of him, hopefully he's alright.
>they don't have a wheelchair>they're going to have to roll him out
inb4 one of the old lads throws their back out
There he be rollin'
aLL THE FORMER RIKISHI AROUNDAoyama, Hamster, Kotoeko, Ikioi(?)
I stepped away for 2 mins to get some water and wtf happened to Mitak?
I think Mitakeumi actually lost that but whatever.
>>145643747he offered his neck (probably) to the gods to get the win.
>>145643751Doesn't matter now. Thats his last bout for this basho.
>>145643749The guy leaving the fight in a stretcher was the one who one who actually won the bout... Only in Sumo.
>>145643747>>145643754so apparently he hurt his hip and is being taken by ambulance
bravo ura
>>145643767Owari da...
for a split second I thought Ura was going to grab his leg and flip Oho over his shoulder into the third row
That was a great bout.I'm sorry, but he definitely looks like your typical Chinaman caricature here. He's just missing the mustache and straw hat.
No fucking way.
>0-5
even when he wins he loses
>>1456437981-5Also that might be a sprain.
reversal time TMD TMD TMD
ATAMI'S TOE...
NOT THE TOE
he was OUT
That's a redo, his toe touches out first but Hosh is already dead.
Scripted basho.
NEPH YUSHO LET'S GOOO!!!
atami fucked up
FUCK
>>145643852NONONONONON THIS ISN'T HAPPENINGAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What the heck? Is Hosh going to zensho?
>>145643881Yes.
Quite brilliant from hosh, and the gyoji desu, but when 99% of your body mass is outside the dohyo and you're falling and 99% of your opponent's mass is inside the dohyo it feels overly pedantic and detail oriented to call that a win
YES
>>145643898It was a win for Hosh because they don't have the time for a rematch today.
Fuck hoshoryu. Also, I have never seen Roga not get blown out when he fails to grab the belt.
>>145643898I'm not a fan of Hoshoryu, but I respect the rules and how they help dispute problems like this. You're supposed to be overly pedantic and detail oriented, that's what rules and judges' conferences are for. Hosh was in by the heel, Atami was out by the toe. Simple as.
Are they advertising Marlboro?
??????
>wakatakakagethe onosato killer
THE SECOND KWABBENING FROM THE TO-BE YOKOZUNAAAAAAAA
WAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKATAKAKAGE
Man hosh got absolutely shat on, I was expecting a better bout from that. Also what the fuck is up with gonoyama, was he just charging up the past 2 bashos?
Nice stacc of bills to Waka!
The year is 2037. We are still awaiting Yokozuna #74. Terunofuji hasn't compete in over a decade but is still not permitted to retire, and in fact has been dead six years now.
What a terrible ozeki debut. Maybe he should go back to komusubi and gatekeep maegashitters.
>>145643968He's on course for a 10-5, calm all four of your tits Zack.
>>145643956What a chilling thought, a world without Hoshoryu...
What the fuck since when was there a /sumo/ general here?Is there a tournament going on now?
>>145643984Yes, today was day 6 of 15.
>>145643984welcome fortnitebro
>>145643978Hosh will never be a 'zuna
>>145638447It's Kihover
>>145643994so how was the sumo fight?
Now that Wakataka has made it through the ozeki and sekiwake on 4-2, does anyone else have any chance of taking a match from him? His losses against zak and nephew looked bad, but he's been dominant otherwise.
>>145643767Oho looked really spooked when Mita landed in front of him. Maybe he heard something snap?
>>145644832It looked bad. I haven't seen the stretcher since that lad broke his neck a few years ago.
We're fucked Oho bros. The banzuke committee will demote him to juryo next basho
Most guys would have jumped and lost. Keeping the heel down proves his Zuna spirit.
>>145646630 if this is a win then zak beat Teru in their playoff because zak actually turned and pulled teru out making him step out instead of falling straight down . Hosh is not attempting a sumo maneuver and he’s in no position to win after getting dominated the whole bout.
>>145646688>he’s in no position to winYet he does. Zuna magic.
>>145646630>>145646688>>145646718This was bullshit. Shinitai was created specifically for this situation. Horshityu needs an asterisk on this basho if he gets the yusho.
>>145646782>asterisk on this basho if he gets the yushoMake it count as two because he is the most consistent Ozeki.
>>145646804Zak is he’s only had one basho in single digits after being promoted
>>145646782Atamifuji wasn't able to generate the force he needed to force Hoshoryu out without stepping out himself. That's on him.
>>145646840Sample size too small.
>>145643429>hey I know you're already making content for free on your own time but how about taking a few hours out of your life so you can make me better quality shit, still for free k thxa good offer but I think I'll just go back to not doing anything, thanks
>>145646630I agree Hosh won this one fairly.>>145646688>>145646782You couldn't see it because the camera is looking at his back but Hosh actually grabs ATF's right hand and pulls him out.
>>145646630I honestly can't seem to remember when Nephew was this good and consistent.He's in top form to win this basho for sure.
>>145625315>>145625546>It only counts if your fingers go inside the topknot>a friend of mine pointed out the same thing This is completely wrong. The banned rule refers to the action as >頭髪をつかむことWhich is "grabbing the hair of the head".Here's an example of this being enforced this year:https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2024/01/24/kiji/20240124s00005000551000c.html
>>145647240Yeah but if you look he's not grabbing it, he's making a fast that's resting on top of the hair.
>the city of Onosato
>>145647308i-it's post-yusho fatigue...h-he partied too much...
Onosato is now 4-3 since his yusho confirmation in September. He's fighting like a man who believes all the rhetoric about him, that's why he stands with his hands on his hips in disbelief after being pushed out; he literally cannot believe that anyone could beat the mighty Onosato. He's far too young and inexperienced for 'zuna as it stands.And if Hoshoryu wins this basho by a single bout a lot of rikishi will be fucking livid about today's ruling. Atamin was robbed, I don't give a damn about your technicalities.>Hey nephew remember that bout I had against Kotozakura's father where I got thrown but pulled that cool Neo Matrix flip shit and landed on my feet, got a dogshit ruling, and won the rematch? That was fucking awesome and the fans loved it. Can't say the same about your fucking heel still being in the ring though FAGGOT.
>>145647830>I don't give a damn about your technicalities.There's no technicality. Hoshoryu was in the ring and Atamifuji wasn't.
>>145647847Hoshoryu is not the heel of his left foot. Atamifuji is not the big toe of his right. An entire grown ass man was outside the dohyo, and an entire grown ass man was still inside the dohyo. It's one of those bouts where the spirit of the rules needs to be enforced more than the technical rule itself.
>>145647871The spirit of the rule is that you should win by acting in the ring. The extra power Atamifuji got from stepping OUTSIDE the ring was what helped him get Hoshoryu out. You're not allowed to step outside the ring, it's that simple. You can argue it should've been a torinaoshi, but doing a torinaoshi because one guy MIGHT'VE had a claim for shinitai is fucking stupid. Shinitai itself is fucking stupid 99% of the time.I'm not even a Hoshoryu fan, but don't let your hate for him make you think it's okay to ignore the rules.
>>145647910>The extra power Atamifuji got from stepping OUTSIDE the ring was what helped him get Hoshoryu outObvious troll.
>winning
>>145647942If he didn't need it then he shouldn't have taken the fucking step. Either his lack of power lost him the match or his poor judgement did. Either way he lost.
>>145647961I knew it was serious when I saw Big Dan going to pick the stretcher up.
>>145646688>Hosh is not attempting a sumo maneuverWhat is an arm pull
>Midnightsumo wouldn't show the feed while Mitakeumi was on the ground, or even show the replay of him falling out to "respect his privacy"MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THAT IS A FUCKING TELEVISION FEED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE WATCHING YOU LITERAL DUMBFUCK
As much as it hurts to say, every rule in sumo makes hoshoryu the winner. And props to him, he did everything he could to win in his position, even if it was only a little it proved enough. Anyway if atami can do the same sumo he did today he shouldn't have trouble getting his KK even without today
>>145648185Blind adherence to rules is the surest sign of a midwit.
>>145648236I mean yeah they could have had a torinaoshi but saying he was robbed is just retarded.
>>145648236Wanting the rules bent to suit your whims is incredibly childish. They're competing in sumo, they both knew that, maybe you should try to understand that too.
>>145647154if he won't win this one, then i dont know anymore.>>145646782it's not shinitai as he was pulling atami's arm while going out and atami didn't pay enough care. i like atami, but he fucked up.>>145648162lmao. that's beyond being retarded.>>145648236japan is known to blindly follow the set rules, yet they're 4th largest economy...
>>145648162What a faggot. The pearl clutching around injuries is so ridiculous.
>>145648162Started doing that a year or two ago, that was the final straw for me to ignore his channel forever.
>>145648370Grabbing an arm while you are plummeting off the dohyo isn’t a sumo technique.
>>145648387A real fan wants to watch the injuries in slow-motion replay, to better judge how serious they are. If you care enough to know someone's height and weight, or pick him in fantasy sumo, you care enough to want to know his prospects after an injury.
>>145649020Yes, exactly
Has anyone else noticed that weird arm cupping thing Onosato does every bout? While his opponent's arms are pushing against him he doesn't push back again them with his hands, he just sort cups their elbows and pushes against them with their own arms or something.https://youtu.be/l7MdLms0kWY?si=DzXSWUybNjHepowa&t=1448You can see it here against Atamafuji on day 5, watch Onosato's left arm, he doesn't attempt to push with it, he just sorta cups Atamifuji's arm while focusing the bulk of his power through his right.
imagine weighing 170kg falling off a platform on your side like thatmy boy is done for>>145648162having a set of dick and balls and being this much of a bitch is unfathomable
>>145649539How did Mitakeumi even fall awkwardly? Don't these guys spend years training themselves on how to fall without hurting themselves?
>>145646883Bro, sumo is a hobby and making good quality webms to share with fellow fanatics online is part of that.But I agree with you, please go back to not making horrible videos.
>>145648370>if he won't win this one The JSA is going to need to design one of those life support machines like in Warhammer powered by the blood of jonidan shitters just so they can still have a Yokozuna at this rate.
>>145649166Do you mean ottsuke? It's a semi-advanced move for yotsuzumo rikishi. Wakatakakage does it all the time.
>Atamifuji will never ottsuke my arm and "slip", accidentally holding my hand:(
Taknosho & Nishikgi: double digit wins or double digit loses why are they like that
Fuck. I just remembered that i had a dream tonight that I was in Hawaii. And all local people were all wearing yokozuna masawhi with white ropes.
>>145649906Imagine sumo actually pushing medicine progress.
>>145646630Reminder that the only reason they called this a win for Hosh is because they were severely behind schedule and could not budget the time for a rematch.
>>145651290Just tell the next guys to do a jikan mae.
>Horseshit winMy faith in Japan has been shattered. First they let Johnny Somali leave and now they give wins to filthy Mongolian. South Korea new best Asian, Ssireum best wrestling. It even has weightclasses and females.
>>145650477https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I
>>145653037>koreans best Asian Always has been
>>145653037SK just let Johnny Somali leave as well brah
>>145657272They indicted him with obstruction but they're still investigating him for drugs so he can't leave. I'm predicting it'll be a nothingburger once the public forgets about it but him actually getting imprisoned isn't off the table.
>>145657509He's a US citizen with a shiny new issue passport. He can leave whenever he likes and SK can't do shit.
>>145658344>SK is just more nationalistic about this shit.He probably wouldn't be as fucked right now if he didn't dance on the comfort woman statue.
>>145658937Banners are cheap, anon.
Enho KK
monoii in nobehara's contest
>mono-ii for thatYep. Nobehara is getting into makushita.
Futagoyama is head shimpan, replay seems to indicate Nobehara won & thats what gyoji called too
torinaoshi
>>145643429>ffmpeg, gui:/>ffmpeg, command line:O
Nobehara wins, 4-0 KK.
KK for Mita too
>>145658937Ok, Hassan. Slogans are just that, empty filler.
>>145643429So what .git pack you recommend? Gyan or something else?
bushozan out
>>145674752I was surprised when I looked at that and there was no mention of Mitakeumi being out
Any news on big guy who died yesterday?Is he still ded ?
Aonishiki might need to stay in Juryo for one more basho, 5-2.
Evil Face always surprises me with his competence and I dont know why
OSHOUMI 7-0. Very sluggish match though.
>>145675561no shit. unless he was going to win the yusho he wasnt going to get promoted
>oshoumi didn't even get kk in the last basho>SUDDENLY he's going for zenshoWhat are they putting in his water?
Nabatame seemed like he was attacking but he kept going backwards
lol
holy quadruple kwab
Embarassing
>4 matta into quick yoritaoshi lossDid Hakuoho catch that from Shishi?
Is Kinbozan back?
>>145665791back to MS, he was ms24 before. he looks stupid in sandanme..>>145675919same shit with kinbozan, two 4-11 in a row, now he's 6-1 suddenly lol
>>145644245It was good! We're having a good basho so far. I hope you stick around!
>>145675262Mitakeumi showed up to the dohyo-iri. He has a limp though.
>>145676652Cute girl, dude.
Day 7: Hiro>>145676675Thank you! She's very cute and my wife.
cool hair
Its the professor
Today, Tamawashi has reached 40 years of age. Say something nice about him.
The katsu...
I love the use of Stunto to demonstrate what happened in a bout that can be summed up as "Takerufuji pushed his opponent really hard".
The madman did it.
>>145676750He has more yushos than "Ozeki" Kotozakura.
manlets OUT
He tried to use Ura's lightning but failed.
will they ever learn?
>>145676750>2 fusen in his entire 20 year careerHe's found the the elixir of sumo immortality. What a guy.
How in the fuck did Takeru lose to this dweeb?
>Happy birthday signs in the crowdWholesome :3c
Good ol' nodowa
>tries to henka birthday boyManlets...
KINO BIRTHDAY BOUTFUCK MIDORI FOR TRYING TO HENKA
Roga won without using the belt???
Why the fuck Mitakeumi isn't kyujo?
That's Mitakeumi out of this basho. He's too fucked from that fall yesterday, complete collapse in his power.
>>145677237Honorable Sumo spirit.
He was afraid to die this time. Didn't even bother fighting back.
>>145677237what a dumbass, taken away on a stretcher yesterday...what did he think he can do? LMAO
Nice Sumo from Tobi.
I don't think Nishikigi put nearly enough resistance at the very end when he should've. He just stepped out, is he going through an injury?
Damn, good Sumo.This is being a good basho.
backyard brawl sumo
Kino bout
Blääh Oshoma
beats onosato, loses to 1-5..
>that Oshoma sidestepVery nice. Clean.
>this guy beat onosato twice in a row
Violent Sumo.
>>145677237Heal on the dahyo
No chance
Classic Abi
LOL
Abi has trolled two Ozeki this basho.
Abi'd
Nice.
neph in his place
Abi is literally evil.He did the exact same thing in the tachiai as he did with Onosato.
The Abi train rolls on!
No -ACK!ing yet
>>145677502>>145677504>when you get Abi'd
Now that week 1 of this basho has passed. What's your favourite match so far? Are your favourites for this basho doing well?
No sympathy for nephew after Atamin was cheated yesterday. Abi was simply the vessel through which his karma came back to him.
He never had a chance.
>>145677567Nice basho, hard to pick a favourite bout. Atamifuji and the muscle midget are doing ok, hopefully they can step it up a little in week 2
>>145677582>Atamin was cheated yesterdayHe wasn't, though. Hoshoryu's foot is in bounds, Atamifuji's foot is out of bounds. The "dead body rule" applies only when both feet have left the ground (体が飛んでおる).
>>145678011Hosh was getting overpowered the entire match the win should have went to tomato that’s what everyone said during the Kotonowaka vs terunofuji match just admit they fucked up this call.
Good loss from horseshitryu, but it's not enough. Praying for a career-ending injury soon.
>>145678199>Hosh was getting overpowered the entire match Nothing to do with sumo, nothing to do with the rules. Is every ashitori, katasukashi, hatakikomi actually bullshit because it didn't let the physically largest or strongest man win?>that’s what everyone said ... just admit they fucked up this call.literal retard
Brothers don't hate on hosh or the call yesterday, just channel your power so atamin can get a good enough score for sanyaku promotion.
>>145678296that's a bit too much dude... i hate abi but i don't pray for career-ending injury. You're fucked up.
Keisho has a surprisingly decent broadcasting voice
after the first week of sumo, here are your leaders and challengerssay something nice about them
Abi is going to yusho and there is nothing you chuds can do about it.
>>145680124KOTOZAKURA YUSHOTHE BULL HAS RETURNED
>>145678199Just because you don't understand the rules doesn't mean the call was wrong.You can argue that the rules allow for overly passive and defensive wrestling to win out on technicalities which should be against the spirit of sumo, but that's an entirely different argument.
Atamikeks still seething. Reminder that he is mental midget and will never win the yusho
>>145680711ofc he is a mental midget he is like 2 years younger than anyone else in makuuchi lmao
matta matta mattarobbed
>>145681785Hosh is always fucking around with the tachiai. Only fair its done back to him.
>>145681785I swear if he just stopped opening every single bout in the same exact way he would be so much better
>>145681785>Hoshoryu beat Atamifuji fair and square because the gyoji called it that way :)>WTF HOSHORYU WAS CHEATED EVEN THOUGH THE GYOJI DIDN'T CALL IT A MATTA!!! >:(!!!
>>145682587>gyoji got it right :)>gyoji got it wrong :(
>>145683139The gyoji got it right both days. Shame Hoshoryu lost his unbeaten record :)
That pic of Tyson's """ass""" didn't even bat an eyelid from me thanks to my love of Sumo. I see man's butt every day and the overexposure means I don't even really notice it at this point.
>>145681785He wants to be the guy who puts his fist down and starts the bout each time, good to see it turned around on him for a change. Even Hakuho didn't fuck around that much.
>>145680711Proud that my comment calling him fatfuckakeisho is in here lol
>>145677504The face of TMD
>>145680124It's his turn.
I want you all to know that no matter what I feel about TMD, I will always root for Tamawashi until the day I die.
>>145681785Horshityu fans are worse than onosuckos.
>>145680124>"Here are your leaders and challengers>It's just half the banzuke
>>145685013Yes the next week is going to be fun
>>145684347>Total Mitakeumi DeathThat's not very nice of you anon.
>>145683939What’s his shikona
>>145685488黒翔 (Kuroshou (Black Monkey)).
>>145685488Kurotora
>>145685580Oh wait that would be black wing or something, it should be Kurozaru 黒猿, the same monkey kanji as in Tobizaru 翔猿.
>>145666126Yes.
Where is Hakuho?
>>145686481https://t.me/NattoSumo>>145686624In his little janny closet.
>>145686481I open youtube, type sumo in the search and then filter to live resultshasn't failed me yet
>>145680124I am ready for the takanosho disappointment
>nabatame loses all his remaining bouts and drops back to makushita It's happening
>>145687867Narrow 8-7 following a mono-ii reversed call victory.
>>145687903We will see. He looked pretty outclassed last night.
>>145685488Tysonoyama
>>145688091Onosho has no knees, so I'm guessing Nabatame won't be challenged too much tonight unless he loses to a quick slapdown or something like that.Most of the bottom section is juryo is drawn from the same group he went 5-2 against last time so KK for him this time seems fairly realistic
koga won⩦⩦
>>145691343I would be extremely concerned if he somehow lost to Moriurara, so good on him.
>>145685013don't worry, it gets weeded out through the second week as they start pitting guys with the same records against each other and when people just start naturally choking
>>145691442Maybe Koga will inherit the Moriurara name when Moriurara finally retires
>>145680124Takarafuji's finally gonna pick up his first cup!
>these mid-sandanmemes stared at each other for two minutesCongrats Kaishin for your KK.
Shimizuumi back to his winning ways
Wakatakamoto is now 4-0Is he finally going to put it all together and join his little brothers in the big leagues?
>>145693243The only rikishi choking this basho are Kirishima are Abi.
Who the fuck is this Oushoumi guy that's 8-0 in Juryo at J14?
Aonishiki has been really impressive in Juryo. At this rate he might actually be in Makuuchi in a couple more bashos.
Chiyomaru... Don't do this to me...
>>145701455Our future zuna. YAY!
Nabatame has now won more bouts in the first half of this basho than the entirety of Nagoya.
>>145702105Holy shit there's a lot of people in Nagoya too.
I was wrong. Nabatame now has more wins than he did in his juryo debut.
Clownshow of a bout.
>>145702129Don't be so cheeky... you know what I actually meant! The Nagoya 2024 basho!
Nice move.
hakuyozan was entirely deserving a henka there
Did Mbovo move streams again? He's not online on s0desune right now.
>>145702705Far left looks like Ura (forma de geisha).
Get fucked gyoji.
Nice fucking camerawork, Abema. Does anyone know if Mbovo moved streams again? He's not online on s0desune right now.
Extremely based uwatenage from Kinbozan.
>>145703742Almost swung him far enough to land back in the dohyo and keep fighting.
Shinpan bow rankings:>Top tierWakamotoharu, stops for a long bow with noticeably raised hand, very respectful.>Shit tierKotozakura, doesn't even break stride, very dishonorabru.
>>145703151>>145703662False alarm, he's online right now.
Day 8: Raja
wtf is this BDSM shit, it looks like something off of an Aniki movie
MATTA! MATTA!
Onokatsu could win this basho 14-1 and people would still be talking about Onosato and Takerufuji.
>>145703978Mongolian bokh wrestling outfit. The one in your pic is probably the most popular one in Mongolia, but there are other outfits from other bokh traditions.
>>145703208>Ura (forma de geisha)we already know what that looks like
Glad to see Takeru dumping him off the dohyo for that henka.
Holy shit did you see how loose Ryuden's mawashi was? How is that not against the rules?
>>145704092I mean of course they would, he is filthy mongol not honrabru nipponese
fucks takerufujis problem today
>>145704171>Henka>Loose mawashiHis problem was his opponent being a cuntrag.
>>145704092But people care about Ono and Takeru, because they're japanese reps and they have potential to end the mongo supremacy.
>>145704199we're not in midnight sumo's chat friend we don't have to pretend to hate ryuden and say such things about him
I want some Tamawashi cookies :(
Missed chicken-legs match today. He lost?
>>145704388Demolished Ryuden and dumped him unceremoniously off the dohyo for both henka'ing and intentionally having a loose mawashi.
>>145704404heh.Going to have to watch the replay for this later.
I don't want to cry yaocho, but what happened? Shonannoumi tripped so early in the tachi-ai.
Mitakeumi please, just withdraw from the basho. You'll only go 5-10, you'll still be makuuchi, you were never getting back to Ozeki anyway.
>>145704544Honorable Japanese Sumo spirit, please understand.
fuck sake ura
Good basho for Abi. He's looking pretty solid on every match.
ura getting manhandled this basho, pretty sad
wakapower
Good wakabro day
Not like this, I am not read for another atami kk
Really hard basho for Kirishitma.
>Kirishima
Almost ACK'd.
inb4 Nephew chockes here.
Did not choke. Nice.
SPEEEN> ozeki's actually performingwtf is this tourny
Nephew is on fire. Crazy that Onosato has looked the worst Ozeki.
>>145705167Post-yusho hangover is real. There's a reason why you got to win 2 in a row to get the rope.
>>145704792>ura getting manhandled this basho, pretty sadHe gets into his head and does this all the time. It doesn't even look like an injury is hindering his movement, he's just making bad sumo decisions and getting punished for them. Sometimes I wonder what his mental processes are, if he has impostor syndrome or what. Short of Shounannoumi, no one really throws away matches like Ura.
Oho bros I'm seeing very few reasons not to rope right about now.
>>145706214Oho's at a career high rank, and has literally one training partner ranked as high as makushita. He can't learn much of anything in the off-season, so he'll just have to look like this in some basho as he slowly navigates his way up the banzuke.
>>145706214>>145706341He also just got done facing the entire sanyaku who, apart from Kirishima, are performing well. He's had the hardest possible schedule of anyone so far.He'll pick up some wins over week 2, but a kachi-koshi is extremely unlikely now.He might get to 7-8 and only slide over a half-rank. Even at 6-9, they wouldn't demote him too far, considering the competition he's had to face.
>>145706214Same here, atami going from 4-0 to 4-4 makes me want to max out in neckhangs
>>145706214>>145707726they're both still youngthey are learning to come back stronger
>>145685488Koukanma
Marbelous
>>145677502>>145677504vaxxface
So who’s the Aerosmith guy wearing the same shirt in a different color?
new?
>>145705138They realised they can't let some guy who just grew into his mage become yokozuna.
>>145709419New /sumo/ has arrived >>145710326>>145710326>>145710326>>145710326>>145710326
>>145625808D O G D E R S
