islanders lost>>145624877>>145624877
My penguins ):
Zegras has 7 goals in his last 45 games
>>145627805doesn't matter. knights carrying the broship of course
>oilers and knights won back to back knightsdylan on suicide watch
>>145627815We finally have the NHL's version of Chris Coghlan!
>>145627815Sad
>Gary personally books the schedule, all 1312 games. He sits down in a big chair in a big basement with a big pen and a big calendar and a big wife and he writes it out on sharpie
>>145627805Visiting from /pw/.Image related.Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992.
>>145627945that's why he gets paid the big bucks
>>145627948>visiting from planet wrestletard
>>145627945serious question, why wouldn't this gary strat work?
the sched gary made this year is so shit my grandma killed herself via old age
>>145628012Just like my Penguins
he finally found something he's good at
>visiting from /pw/ thanks for taking me seriouslybit presumptuous there bud
knights won
night bros
morning bros
dinged 290
>>145627815>signs a big contract>mysteriously stops producingmany such cases
>>145627815>Zegras reaction to this post
Zegras only makes 5.7 million and the contract ends after next season. It's not that bad. The Ducks are in good shape cap wise, they have very few players signed passed 2026.But then again they are a shit team and run by a retard. Pat Verbeek seems like a pretty shit gm, but nobody notices or cares because it's Anaheim.
>>145628296Zegras regressing to the point that he barely belongs in the league will probably set back the Ducks rebuild two years.
>>145628296>>145628336everything would have been fine if they didn't trade his boyfriend to philly
I’ve reviewed this entire /hoc/ thread and I’m convinced I could heem anyone in it.
>>145628296>ducksknights beat em toknight
>>145627815>american goalscoring
Arshdeep Bains this season:— made Canucks out of training camp— October 7th: sent down to Abbotsford— October 10th: called up to Vancouver— October 24th: sent down to Abbotsford— October 25th: called up to Vancouver— October 27th: sent down to Abbotsford— October 28th: called up to Vancouver— October 31st: sent down to Abbotsford— November 1st: called up to Vancouver— November 5th: sent down to Abbotsford— November 9th: called up to Vancouver— November 10th: sent down to Abbotsford— November 12th: called up to Vancouve
>>145628597why do i care?
>>145628597I understand being waivers exempt but thats pretty shit player management by the canucks
>>145628619sending a message takes cracking some eggs
pair of jeans that fit just right
let it riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
>>145628672who is the nhl equivalent of this
>>145628678Jim Dolan amd Gary don't get along
>>145628678I could see Lou having a dementia rant like that
>>145628678mike babcock forcing marner to rate his team mates and then later forcing jakket twinks to share their phone galleries
>>145628678torts is just like gruden in that he's an overrated shitter that's right once in a blue moon
Calgary Flames no?
>>145628296>But then again they are a shit team and run by a retard. Treeloving seems like a pretty shit gm, but nobody notices or cares because it's laffs.Fify
Mommy Lexi is an air hockey queen
lol gary tried so hard to give the canes the win
the minnesota mild havent made it past the first round since 2015
>>145629347
Awake but at what cost?
>>145628597Such is life of the DEI player that isn't actually qualified for the job.
>>145628531You probably could beat me up honestly, but id rather play smash or halo with you than fighting and go get 3AM mcdonalds.
>>145629395Forgot to mention that im a lifelong jets fan.
>>145628531Post body
>>145629492Yes.
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
Go Bruins!
>>145629381What if he is?
it's dead af here lately.
>>145630047I don't care about the nu-rules i still don't understand how it's possible to have this little posting
>>145630065Because you care for blogging over hockey
My team got absolutely cooked last night fr fr
The great Flame protects all flamesbros and God confirms this devotion with a large display over our skies.
>>145629956Then he wouldn't be continually called up and down from the lineup. Its extremely simple logic.
>>145630152Congrats anon you've learned about a 13th forward
For me it's Brooks Orpik, the funniest name in the NHL
>>145627889Chris Coghlan isn't Chris Coghlan, Chris Kreider's Chris Coghlan.
>>145628624
Fucking Crapitals last night they fucking BLEW ITWhat the FUCK was their problem?
>>145629284>3 from the one incident, which was the right call>2 from the same player on the same player, both legit>a delay of game which is a rule in stoneYou are why people hate Canadians.
>>145630463>You are why people hate Canadians.Yeah for sure it's that and not all the mental illness you people display and here posting young anime girls. Even Cherry would be ashamed.
>>145630047All the patriots were banned on election night. We’re posting in the truth social group now.
>>145630445Forgot that >laffs were empty net/PP merchants
>>145630515You mean all the retards who posted politics on the sports board got banned? good.
>>145630463I've used that line on others before. It's a good one isn't it.
>>145630500I would categorize my point as mental illness, and can be assured that anon is a weeb.
I post puckatics there’s a difference
>>145630534
The Oilers should steal that oily hippo
I post what God instructs me to post.
Nobody asked including God
Flyers (who are 2 pts out of that last WC spot) will catch the sens tonight.Oilers will lose to the worst team in the league by more than one goal.
and yet God instructed me to post anywayssome are simply more important than you
>>145630439I look like this
>>145630521laffs had one of the worst powerplays in the league this seasonthe loss of matthews has done wonders to improve it
>>145630621I have faith God didn’t ask and that his son died to forgive all who did and shall ask.
retards will blame goaltending for boston missing the playoffs when the team struggles to score
>>145630463I like Canadians
NJ-Florida G2 tonight
>>145630649Thats nice
>>145630654Flames mentioned.
>>145630656Thanks bro I like Americans
>>145630654told ya flames pp is small right now
Finnish vs Russian goaltending tonight
ask and ye shall find
>>145630654*cough*
>>145630732this is what 8 mil buys you in free agency when you are looking for a number 1 c
>>145630654Nobody is blaming Swayman. The team has forgotten how to get pucks deep
>>145630830Wow its like the Bruins should've done more to fix their depth!
I have a ticket for tonights /krak/ but ive had a long week of traveling for work and I'm just exhausted, I dont know if I can get myself to go
>>145630864Cowboy up
>>145630864Fool yourself into thinking you have one more stop on your business trip, once you get there you will have fun.
Flyers and Eagles lose tonight
>>145630948>EaglesIs that a football team? Are they playing the Swifties?
>>145630972Spooner is done too. Probably for a while.
>>145630864Just go, you’ll have fun :)
>>145630948eagles don't play tonight. they play the tigres tomorrow night.
>>145630975They’re more of a competitive patty cake team currently
>>145630981but the illness....
>>145631015So that Washington College team I don't recognize either will probably win?Also, why do they let NFL teams play non NFL teams during the season?
>>145631023Yep, sounds like a 9-12 month season ender
>>145631031Rodger like to have fun unlike certain commissioners
>>145631043My grandma ain't the only one who got preggo
>>145631054If that were true, every team would have a pop star / influencer on their roster. Not just one.Like The Beyonce Falcons. or the San Fransisco Sandlers.
Its the era of finnish goaltending
>>145631097Detroit Slim ShadiesTennessee Pooh ShiestiesMiami Lil PumpsI could go on
>Barclay Goodrow on how things ended with #NYR: “It was just a surprise. I was never given any inclination or whatever that I wouldn’t be back with the team and that happened. That was a while ago, I’ve tried to move past it. We’re here and excited to be with San Jose.”I get that it was kind of cold-blooded of the organization but how was he surprised? Every retard on HFBoards looked at that contract and said yep that's probably a buyout
>>145631058just to be clear, my grandma is dead. If she was pregnant she'd be dead
>>145631149
>My son is 9. Loves hockey. We live in Boise, Idaho. 340 miles to SLC. 495 miles to Seattle. 621 miles to Vegas. 816 miles to Denver. We are blacked out from all of their home games! He can’t watch McKinnon, Eichel, or Makar. Wake up @nhl. Grow the game. @spittinchiclets #JokeBut I thought grow the game meant to bad markets?
>>145631160Idaho is a bad market thats where raped bitches live
>>145631149They didn't buy him out. They made an under the table agreement with the sharks to waive goodrow and the sharks would claim him, because san jose was on the players no trade list. It's a pretty greasy move by Drury.
>>145631160Why hasn’t Gary made a service to stream all hockey for a small price?
>>145631235because the NHL is stuck in the past and thinks people own blackberry phones
>>145631229Imagine watching 500 different versions of that game
>>145631235he's busy working on a service to stream all hockey for a large price
>>145631229better question: how do you give up 4 goals on 22 shots
>>145631149If you're good enough to reach the NHL you think you are one of the best players in the league. You don't think as a fan. You're simply delusional.Do you think Darnell Nurse think he's not worth his contract? Of course he does. He's delusional.
>>145631229Analytics fags destroyed again. The Hurricanes won't win the cup. Again.
>>145630864You've got to go so you can post pics when people >/hoc/ doesn't even go to games
>>145631229Just like the simulations
>>145631229>Deserve To Win O'Meter
>>145631160If you can’t install an adblocker and navigate your browser to onhockey then the NHL is not for you.
>>145631300I'm on my way to a game in less than 5 minutes
>>145631340Have fun :)!
>>145631366You just missed him.
>>145631204>it is a pretty greasy movethere is a difference between no trade and no movement clauses for this very reason.
>>145631160why doesn't gary just give boise a team?
>>145631421cause they'd insist on a candy ass blue ice rink like their gay ass foot ball team
>>145631114gaa is a team stat
>>145627815kwab
>>145630981she just did media day no on ice so how did she get injured?
>>145629164good thinking
>>145631776Its related to the torn ACL from last year. She was expecting to be ready, so not good news.>Toronto Sceptres forward Natalie Spooner won't be in the lineup to start the season >as she continues to recover from ACL surgery, general manager Gina Kingsbury told reporters Tuesday.
>it was a gary magazine
A softpusy canuck got up at 5:30 this morning to seethe, unprovoked, about the Minnesota Wild on /hoc/. A team that he, for the past 7 years, "has NEVER thought about."kek
>>145631939that sucks but hopefully she gets back soon
>>145627805sneakiest Calgary thread yet
my clubbies lost again
>>145631983Never heard of that team before
>>145631275It's not a delusion to bet on yourself as a fucking NHL player in spite of what fat, unathletic armchair gms say about you
Um…
>>145632125>meijerthe official slop store of midwest npcs
>>145632125lol is that new? they'll fine him for not wearing the fanatics jersey. i'm surprised their equipment manager let that on ice
>>145632141So all of them?
>>145631983A match made in heaven. Now kiss.
>>145631275>Hey Darnell, they're ready to offer you $9M>Well get them back on the phone I'm only worth about 5You're the one who'd delusional.And if you think he doesn't go out every night anxious to prove he's worth what he gets paid, again, the delusion is on you.And if you think the Oilers staff doesn't overplay him to 'get value' out of his contract, again...You think as a casual fan. A delusional one.
Pray for Chad
>>145632238Thats our swedenDumb as a brick
>>145632337that's pretty nice branding ngl
Vive le Québec libre
>>145632337that'll put cubs in seats
Nigga fuck quebec
>>145632433Gary is gonna freak when he sees this
>>145629273based and true
>>145630843They came from behind and beat St. Louis, so that's a good sign, at least
Wrestlefags OUT
tous les symboles canadiens viennent du Québec
F L A M E SLAMES
peut etre sur la planete des attardes
>>145631160stupid bitch. she can watch the knights on ota fucken antenna tv
>hoc
>>145632559
muh red wongs>>145632589based
>>145632751This is hoc what'll it be
>>145632622maple treeshockeyboth québécois originally
>>145632615R U L EULE
My piece of shit hockey club is losing to fucking Leksand.
>>145632891Its Gotebover
us Leksand bros just keep winning
What team should I support? Here’s a little about me. I’m a 27 year old trans girl and am currently unemployed. I spend my time either gooning to bbc blacked porn or watching anime and YouTube. I used to play video games but quit since I don’t have time due to gooning.
>>145632975Do you carry dolls around and pretend they're real people?
>>145632975no point getting in to hockey since you will kys.
>>145632975probably vegas or toronto
>>145632975you are now a stars fan
>>145632975Do you want your team to win in your lifetime?
>>145633032if you know tonight's results, please post so i can make some money.
>>145632975>>145629164
>>145633078My team plays tonight and they're a lock
>>145632975Who's your favorite Sonic character
>>145633111very nice
>>145631366It wasn't fun. Left 7 minutes into the 3rd period when the opponents made it 7-3.
>>145633145Not him but Silver He's incredibly autistic, like me :)
>>145632975Go to LadiesOfPuck on YouTube and watch the CWHL. I am not a bad guy just tired of having to explain that my sister and most 2024 women wear pants
>>145633204:(
>>145633106Good post.
>>145633288Nothing wrong with a woman in pants as long as they are skin tight
>>145632975show feminine benis
>>145633288If you're tired take a nap pal
If I shave my nuts I will get a rash so I shan't be shaving my nutz
>>145633478k
>>145633448the only transgirl in my community who passes wears almost exclusively workout shorts and pants so you are correct
hockey discussion?
>>145633818I heard hoob is heating up
>>1456338323 points in his last 10 is considered heating up for him>fumes
didn't ask
>>145633606just use nair
what is the quality of tonight's games?
>>145632975GO. FLAMES. GO.
>>145633900On scale from shit to shit, I would say shit.
>>145633900Yes
>>145633900i'm watching kitties/debbies with my friends (you guys) and then i'm hitting the sack.
>>145633937you mean you're hitting the (my) sack with your tongue?
>>145627815
Our Gary, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy hockey come, thy will be done, on planet retard as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily puck drop. Forgive us our scars, as we forgive those who scar against us. And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil. Amen
>>145633989I'm hearing the Ducks are having an exciting season.
my avs are finally an nhl team again
i'm hearing i didn't ask
>>145634105How is kylington doing? Flames nation misses him.
>>145634065amen
>Avs are good in NHL>Bavs are good in CFB>Cavs are good in NBADavgods our time is now
>>145632788
>>145634173pretty badly, hasn't gotten a shift in five games and the avs have been playing him on wing during practice
>>145634219
>>145634173>>145634276His one and a half year coke bender did him no favours as a hockey player
>>145634065>And lead us not into first round bounces; but deliver us from rebuildingftfy
>>145633989What a strange movie, Strange Brew.
>>145634232BOOOO
>>145634302what's it like to be fat?
I hope Hiro told the jannies to take it easy with the bans since traffick has been slower than usual.
>>145634511I don't get banned because I follow the rules :^)
>>145634511It can't be easy to keep the traffic to retard ratio balanced.
>tfw no finn gf
>>145634511I sent him pic of Gretsky in Mar a Lago and explained it's hoc culture
>>145634550vince shouldn't have tried to make him lose in his hometown
>>145634646Canadian players should give Gary the same treatment.
>>145634511maybe don't break the site rules?
Let me clear my throat and say fuck you bud
imagine being the gm who traded vilardi iafallo kupari and a second round pick for darcy kuemper
>>145634731Rude
sorry boss can't lose in my hometown of calgary, ontario
>>145634893Who
>>145634939chicken poo
I just got my new tv a few days ago and I was browsing around the streaming services and it's recommending me this movie on tubi. Im gonna watch it before the games start. It has a low rating on imdb but looks like it could be fun. It's a mockumentary like Spinal Tap.
>>145634939Bob Cake>>145634984This looks shit.
>>145634938man-o-manitoba
>>145634984me third from the left (I don't score)
>>145634984jihahdri was in this?
>>145635025that's ok, my Broonsies will still trade for you
>>145634938I'm biking that next summer
>>145634938Minnefowta
the object of the game is to put the puck in the net
I PUT THA PUCK IN THA NET, OHHHHH
>>145635345Diceman could end up in Trump's new cabinet
>>145635369He's certainly chosen
Dubas is a retard and Conroy will never be able to clean up the mess that was left for him. It’s fucking over bros.
>>145635548lames, isles, kraken in the basement for years to come. very based.
Can't lose on my home planet
>>145635548Flames and Islanders =(
funny seeing people consistently under rate our flames and never learn
>>145634646it wasn't his hometown .it was montreal but Bret figures himself to be a big Canadian National hero with his gimmick at the time so he laid claim to all of Canada.>>145634646>>145634550
>>145636073yea i know >>145634938
>>145636073He was a big deal at the time
>>145635345>diceman>funnymaybe on planet 1992
Hickory Dickory Dock,The dog barked at the clock, The clock struck three 3, Fiddle-de-dee, Didn't ask*hits cig*OHH
read that i will notgo back to planet retardwith those who can't skate
who is staying up late to watch the habbies?
>>145633832he's getting a bit toasty there
>>145636284
>>145636285Not sure if I can make it to 8pm
>>145636313I remember my dad telling me a story about this guy beating up bob probert in a bar
drop ze puck
>>145636346Say the magic word
>flames
Women dont belong in the HHoF. You might as well induct the best U14 players.
>>145636415a teenage girl hall of fame sounds like a great idea
>>145636430kelly kapowski first ballot
>>145636436Oh hell yeah i like the way you think
>>145636415neither do 37 year old paperboys lmao
>>145636430Boys U14. If you want teenage girls HHoF you might as well have a U10 boys HHoF
Panthers win check em
>>145636390I love taking Flames bait cause usually I end up getting banned and I think thats funny.
>>1456362859pm herei'll watch the first period with my warm milk and arrowroot biscuits.
>>145636480This is a teenage girl thread you nonce
>>145636516lmao, jannies are oily boys
Women dont belong in the HHoF. You might as well induct the best U14 boys players because they would beat the best women team wirh double digits.
no sexism.
>>145636624she gonna be in the EGAG leagues when i'm done with her
>>145635016>>145635025>>145635032This movie was very comfy. It's about a washed up mens league team playing a weekend tournament. It's got swearing, some cute girls, tits, some crude funny jokes and a bit of slapstick. The mockumentary format is really comfy. Just the boys hanging around the rink having a good time. I'd recommend it if you want a fun low stakes hockey movie that doesn't take itself too seriously. Kadri wasn't in it but that's ok.
>>145636513reroll
>>145636624My daughter.
soon
which Canadian team does Gary have scripted to lose in game 7 of the finals this year?
No jap teenage girls!!!
goddess ashley
opened my canada dry gingerale two hours ago and hoping it's flat by gametime
>>145636753why doesn't /hoc/ just settle for a 4/10 girl like this
>>145636745I'm ready
>>145636753Oilers vs Leafs finals
the city of ottawa
>>145636879>Oilers vs Leafs finalsYeah, on the retard moon of planet retard during a retard sun solar retard eclipse.
>>145636674retard
Sams recognition night in Ottawa
>>145636753jets
>the general of /hoc/
>>145636829I'm short
>>145636968The real blackpill right there
>rags
any flames fans in the chat?
>>145636968
>sgar
How could you be losing to San Francisco-lite?
>>145636993Try the retards chat.
its embarrassing that florida arena is fucking empty. fuck bettman and the kikes running this league for this bullshit sunbelt rigging just for tax and money laundering.
>>145637007my cuban buddy didn't even know that the kitties won
i hate the sunbelt more every day
>>145636968define short
>>145637007>>145637019
>>145637021Even Marchand is taller than me
>>145637003where is that?
>>145636851ya but is he ready (to be fired)
don't want no short short man
>>145637041/pw/
My Sensies :(
>>145637007Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>145637062planet wrestletard
My Sensies :)
my debbies :)
>Zac Jones surrounded by sharksScary...
>>145637060he's already touching up his resume
>5 leaf teams playing tonight>they will all loseGod has spoken.
>HamilcuckHoly shit he sucks
>>145637175you're wrong, captain retard
>>145637216what a chad
hi short, i'm dad
>>145637216based I've been there, that's Calgary
>>145637246why did you curse me with such terrible genetics?
>>145637225* lightning bolt strikes you dead *
Wait, the Jets first loss of the season was to Toronto? How does one lose to Toronto?
Looking to play chel for the first time and just want to have a comfy career mode game, what version is best?
>>145636658>>145637284comfy is just a code word for boring desu
Come on Rangers, stop losing
>>145637292and?
>>145637262My dad's in his late 50s, slightly above average height and full head of hair. Meanwhile here I am at 28, 5'6 and rocking the widow's peak.
>>145627805kek shawncels seething
>>145636624Rhea Hicks is a great 2 way player and Clarkson identified that. She's first in on the forecheck and the last player off the ice in practice. She missed winning back to back titles with Jessica DiGirolamo and Mae Batherson on the Syracuse Orange by a tiny bit but she did win the 2022 U18's alongside Alyssa Regalado, Sarah McEachern and Piper Grober who currently play defense at Cornell University. Ashley Messier is great too
my dad's 70 and had a seizure earlier this year
>>145636829we're sewing our oats
>>145637361At least you gave him some grandchildren
>>145637284just play the newest one or last year or whatever one you can get cheap. it's all basically the same stuff and without having played other versions it's not going to matter which one you play. just put it on easy and have fun
>>145637380haha...yeah...
>>145637284old versions with players you've heard of
>>145637311I blame the chemicals in the water
habs game on soon jsyk fyi
>>145637361sorry fren. my dad's 77 and has prostate cancer. we don't always get along but I want to be on good terms with him when he passes
>>145637562if I wanted to see some french faggots embarrass themselves I'd pull up highlights of agincourt on youtube
>>145637361My father is 72 and had stomach cancer a few years ago and survived that then had had heart problems over then last year and survived that and my mom is 69 and had a seizure in her sleep in 2015 and since then has been diagnosed with parkinsons and had 2 hip surgures and shes ok now too. Hang in there anon it sucks seeing parents grow old but you are not alone in your experience.
My mom wants to travel the world, and all my dad wants to do is work. He could retire today and have no money problems. What a wasted life imo.
>>145637593what's it like to be fat?
>>145637662you just described my boomer parents as well. my dad is going to die in his office
>>145637666turn your monitor on
>>145637723JEN
>>145637703I'm sorry budSometimes I wonder if he works for my inheritance. I hope not.
Swayman vs Otter tonight :DDDD
>>145637777nice digits, m'am
>>145636994your gimmick has always been bad bugs aren't attractive no matter how much you attempt to sell them by porning them up
>ru1ns
swaydog
so this is the power of a $66 million goalie........
>jest
Winnipeg exposed.
Ok here's my trip. You guys don't want me here, i won't be here. No more webms. No more ranger posts. No more complaints. No more jokes. No more banter. Nothing.Goodbye.36 Chambers##olddirtybastard
>>145637780nice tiny little pic you got there
Swaydawg is "busy" tonight
>>145637935he's busy thinking about ullmark
boo oilers
>>145637819this ahl roster isn't making playoffs
/Hersch/
There are a lot of empty seats in Dallas
>>145637985>>>/int/
>>145637777checked I have no idea what my dad works for. his job is his passion
>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/
chytil dead
>>145638037>he's outhahah
>>145637997Why you think Gary is giving them a cup?
>ruin2>ruin2
How about Korpisalo steps in?
>>145638071giving Florida a cup didn't give them fans
Feel like an 8 million dollar goalie should've stopped thatBut that's probably why I'm just a guy sitting on his couch
Flyers on pace for less than 10 SOG
>flyer are being out shot 23 to fucking 4HOLY SHIT!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
>>145638156he should have and he's being exposed as an ullmark baby
>>145638174>>145638179what the fuck
im glad the bruins suck im tired of them. bruins fatigue if you will
>>145638153get off of planet retard because it definitely did
>>145638221they're elite chokers
>>145638207IT'S HIS FUCKING JOB TO COACH THEM AND BRIERE'S JOB TO GET THE PLAYER WHO WILL GET US THERE!!!
>>145638028I mean if it makes him happy
Z PUMMELS JAMIE BENN
I’m hammered as it were
At least Zadorov won that fight
benn barely touched that faggot calro
is carlo ded?
>bawmbston losing to the dullass fraudstarsCtmsu kwab team
>>145638283he used it as an excuse to not raise his kids or deal with his wife
>>145638451jlmi
>>145638451It's so over for us
Michkov draws a penalty by skating into a guy. Interesting.
cant wait til they fire that bald faggot kek
>>145638566Montgomery vs. Lalonde. Which bald coach is getting fired first?
Making a casserole :D
>>145638628thanks, mom
>>145638593Montgomery will be on indeed by christmas
>Swayshit>UllshitThey're not handling the breakup well.
my broons :)
>>145638628based what kind :D
>shots 28-7>game tied at 2My Sensies lack that killer instinct
>>145638699they need daily bud sex in the showers to be elite
Why are some of you New Yorker faggots like this?
>>145638771>cursed the rangers>beating the team from kamala's area
>>145638739Chuckwagon! Like this but with more tomato sauce and a fuck ton of cheddar cheese
>>145638817yum
>bragging about beating the Shorques
>>145638817looks good fr
>>145638915I will never apologize for having fun
>>145638817You're the Bestest Mom ever!!!
My biggest knock on Warsofsky so far this season has been his forward line combos. Why didn't he stick with Eklund-Celebrini-Toffoli and Granlund-Smith-Zetterlund like the Blues opening night game. Goodrow getting power play time and a look on the first line makes no sense. Third line should be like Dellandrea, Wennberg, and Kunin. After Smith scored 2 against Chicago, I would've moved him up to the second line immediatly.
Jeez, I'm not even saying that Swayman didn’t have a rough start tonight (even with a slight screen from Kastelic, that first shot was one he has to save there), but I think people are being far too harsh. For a team that sent down Poitras for the formidable Patrick Brown, as well as losing H. Lindholm for "weeks," per Montgomery, this is a roster that was already weaker than the Stars' and is now even more so. And this was before Benn took out Carlo as well.He got a shutout against Seattle, stole us a point against Ottawa when the whole team didn't put up a single shot in the third period, and was quite solid against St. Louis on Tuesday. His 5v5 stats, interestingly, are actually solid so far this season. Our PK is truly just….atrocious, and something on the coaching side has to change there. I think Leach is a huge part of the problem, especially as the new variable, but that’s just me.Finally, there’s definitely a belief that Swayman has a big problem with letting in the first shot of the game. I agree both that it has reared its ugly head in past seasons and that, yes, the first shot was one he should have had. But he’s not had that problem to start the season so far, with tonight and Carolina really the biggest negative standouts in this regard.MTL: 3LAK: 14FLA: 5UTA: 25NSH: 12DAL (1): 10TOR (1): 5CAR: 2SEA: N/A (SO)TOR (2): 13OTT: 9STL: 10
>Jeez,
>>145638816New York has heavy Nazi ties, as do the Jew York Americans
Bros I thought the flyers were supposed to be shit what's going on Michkov doesn't even need to score in order for them to keep up are they that good bros
Mcdavid is going to get his 1000 point tonight with a secondary assist
Could the next thread be flames themed?
>>145639300he'll help draisaitl score
his debbies :)
I saw them myself, they were body building magazines
Refs really trying to save the Jets
>>145639353
does central jersey go for the debbies?
>>145639374Central Jersey is less real than Planet Retard
i've been to newark once. i was very scared but everything turned out ok. :)
>>145639373what does bulju know. he shuns mcdavid's literature
Unreal swayman cope lmao
>>145639353It taught benching techniques
What is he thinking right now?
>>145639419he's being exposed hard this season. I'm surprise monty didn't put korpi in
I mean... even if we played perfectly tonight, Bennett can't even get that call lmao game is fucking over, refs will make sure of it
panthers chimping out when losing big shock
>>145639401The main drag by the train station and prudential feels like it's completely depopulated. Scary homeless guys would add warmth
With Chytil dead, does that mean Rempe is coming back?
So no hook on Lundell's breakaway...should be a penalty shotAnd how Hughes thinks he's a badass because he got bodied by LundellNJ is softer than these fucking refs.
>Jets commit a half dozen blatant penalties with no call>Guentzel fights to grab a puck in the air and gets a holdingFuck off
Praying for Filip Chytil's upper body health, and while I'm at it his lower body health too
can the next thread be planet retard themed
>>145639451That's because Swayman is a mental midget, he cant handle being the starter. He has always played with a really good goaltender and been a back-up for them (I know Rask gets a bad rep but stats dont lie and we know Ullmark was the #1 guy). Korpi has played behind really shitty teams his whole career so he's got the nerves. Shit, dude's got better stats than Swayman.
> ET LE BUT
>>145639515
The next thread will be teenaged girl themed
>>145639579i hate cats so goddam much
>>145639579Yeah we wouldn’t want to flood this very active thread
>>145639401I'm glad you stayed safe :)
These jets guys look like ass.
>>145639495that's exactly where i wasi took the train in from nyc
Normally, I like ass
>>145639567Rask was elite even if he did choke during playoffs. Swayman got his wish of being starter and now can't handle the pressure
Suburban /hoc/ niggas afraid of the most policed Newark. Sad!
>>145639605>>145639556no>>145639310yes
>>145639639but it's smelly
>racism outside of /b/I hope someone does something about this
>next thread is hockey themed
/sp/ used to love the chiefs
/hoc/ needs a tagline.
Ottawa is AWFUL
>>145639657
>>145639673Wrong general, retard
>bruins trying to jump a laughing Marchment >blood on the dance floor playing Kino
>>145639680Teenaged girls welcome!!!
There's been an absolutely insane amount of blatant dives this year. They need to start calling embellishment more, this shit is turning into divegrass.
>FlyersI don't think I will last the whole season
>>145639690jen
Ottawa is closer to another rebuild than they are to a deep playoff run.
>>145639684My Sensies have dominated the Flyers but Ullmark is absolutely putrid tonight. 4 goals in 13 shots is brutal
>>145639736Just like my islanders
>>145639736he needs hugs
>>145639755Just like me
>>145639787>hugs you how was your day?
>>145639772>>145639772>>145639772Nu
>>145639374Yest. Monmouth CountyIgnore retards like >>145639394, Central Jersey exists
