>>145635561Kek
suck it
Love my Patriots
iggles
This says a lot about our society
>>145635582
Wions
Commiebros, how we feeling tonight?
Reminder that Temujin is a latina living in California and my wife!
>jalen hurts>jaden danielsI'm sure we'll see some really "good" quarterback play today
>>145635611
>>145635602He had the flu n sheeeeit
Hopefully these kinds of jackets make a comeback
>>145635582This is the final Chiefs game of the season for us. More or less locks up the 1 seed. Life is good.
>>145635494>lengthy dissertation on a five letter word and why its funnyI hope you put as much effort into your real life, what a weirdo fag
Is he the most handsome QB in the league?
/ourguys/ arriving at the stadium todayCheck out the shirts
Will there be a stream? I kinda want to go to a bar and get some wings but I've got homework, and I don't want to be the nerd who brought his homework to a bar.Also what's with this 900 seconds or verify email bs
>>145635667Not even close
>doctor says i need to cut down on sodium and eat healthy holy shit this is so fucking bland i want to die
>>145635649I remember wearing pants like this as a kid, and the exterior fabric had 0 heat resistance. A warm space heater would just melt them away.
>>145635712Just order some wings
>>145635649This guy knows ball
>>145635667If it doesn't have to be a starter definitely Jimmy G
>>145635654Never said bussy is funny, it's kino.
>>145635717The one on the left could get my BWC
Happy Birthday Devonta!
check out my 2020 jalen hurts memevery rare
>>145635724>Cut sodiumWhy? Blood pressure or something?
bros, how do I get a big titty latina gf?
How special is the QB that has 9 passing TDs and 4 rushing TDs in 10 weeks?
>>145635717Those two are lesbians lol>>145635747Shit forgot about Jimmy
>ban me for complaining>still dont ban the fag postingnice to know you mods are ACTUAL LITERAL fags, go ahead, ban me again now you sensitive faggot candy ass pussies thanks for making this website absolute garbage to use
>>145635805forgot my pic
>>145635757>being a fag is kinoyeah, thats enough of this site now
>>145635817TDs as a stat need context. Do they suck or does the team just choose to punch it in with a running back when it's short yardage?
>>145635828>gf>gAnon...
>>145635781very nice
>>145635805Trump is President, just tell them you'll marry them before the deportations start
>>145635595>shitty fair weather fans who only tuned in for the rings and milfs who only tuned in to look at tom brady's assHadn't seen a positive patriots post in years. Drake made the fair weathers return I see
>>145635727b-but my homework?
Why doesn't every team do the guaranteed success play that's so good it's considered to be an unstoppable cheat code?
>>145635702cringe
>>145635805Propose to Temujin.
>>145635781Jalen Hurts deserves to have his asshole spanked cherry red on national television by a big White cock
>>145635717Jalen Hurts is definitely up there in handsomeness among QBs
>>145635561
>>145635717Is this real? The Watson one is hilarious. Do they know?
>>145635917>being this much of a fagsure is reddit in here nowadays
I can't find anything wrong
>>145635917what the fuck? this is the gayest thing ive ever read on this website dude
>>145635917>>145635930gtfo faggots
>>145635917weird post
I almost fapped to Layla Roo. UT stopped myself because I will likely have sex with my wife tonightAny other Lions fans have this happen?
>>145635917vpn off, Aussie
>>145635917I would cum so hard if this happened to Goff that my lower body would implode. Go Lions.
>>145635959who is thatnot googling out of precaution, since this thread is getting kinda gay right now
this is what happens when you dont ban the faggot offtopic posting. you let actual fags think they are safe and welcome. I guess thats the state of this general now. stuck with a bunch of actual rl fags.
>>145635973If you've ever seen the webm of the chick getting a wedgie and then her shirt yanked up then liking itIt's herI want to fap again but I remain strong
>>145635941Why isn't the Eagles DLine dominant? On paper it seems they should be.
>>145635917Jalen Hurts is kind of cute desu.
Taylor's bussy
>>145635977>Retard doesn't understand shitposting for (You)sJust ignore it
>>145635987Shut the fuck up you little nerd.
ignore this bussy
>>145635917damn this post got me hard
>>145636014>Shut the fuck up you little nerd.
>>145635977kwab
thoughts?
>>145636036I don't look like that.
>>145635828large breasts
>>145635702white people have gotten way too cocky after the election
>>145635824
>>145635917asshole…spanked? How the fuck is that even possible???
Between Hurts and Daniel's who you think has the bigger BBC?
>>145636061WE'RE RUNNING WILD BROTHER!!!!
>>145636005thing is I GET BANNED for shitposting. while these fags do not. either enforce unilaterally or fuck off. either its all good or none of it is. pick a side.
>>145635917Hopefully Tony Romo is on the broadcast and sucks off Jalen like he does my mutt, this has gotten me hard
>>145636071Jerry, log off
>>145636105Make me little bitchboy
>>145636108Jerry here. I didn't say this
Why don't Joy Taylor's producers tell her that she needs to have her big tits on full display to increase ratings?
>>145635917
>>145635988It's not bad, definitely above average to great. Carter is all-pro level. Milt Williams is very good. Davis very good but only at one thing. The edge rushers are where it's a little disappointing, though Sweat is getting into a groove recently. He was elite in the past. And Huff is doing better, just needs to be limited in terms of snaps. Nolan Smith is also looking better this year. They need a top-tier edge rusher though, would make everyone else better (that was supposed to be Huff).
>>145635941>I can't find anything wrongPicture source... Eliot Shorr-Parkswho also says...
>>145636134And there it is
>>145636053Shedurr is absolute shit
>>145635941Is backwards, Eagles have better roster.>>145636000>>145636029Kino>>145635977>newfag is the only one here who doesn't understand it's sarcasmYou can't make this shit up.
>>145636143Still getting drafted
>>145636134>Person you hate most makes a great point
>>145636097bans usually only occur during high activity hoursBitchknees was a bit aggressive because he's a coastie faggot but they usually let the odd off topic post slide
7 > 3 and so on
>>145636053>Jags>need oline>draft receiverKek, you probably nailed it
>>145636169Based
Thoughts, spee?AFC1 KC2 BUF3 BAL4 my Texansies5 Chorgers6 Stoolers7 BroncsNFC1 DET2 Iggles3 Arizona (not sure how that happened...)4 ATL5 Vikes6 Commies7 Buccs
what shit teams are playing tonight?
>>145636053Jags should flip the pick to Titans (assuming they want a QB) and then take an OL, but no further back than Titans. If they go down to 5 then both TEN and CLE could take premium OL before they get to pick again
>>145636199The Swifties win
>>145636203your mom and dad
>>145636203Shit ones
>>145636199Just realized I picked the Cardinals to win 7 straight lol but I can still see them winning the division at like 11-5 and the bracket still being the same
>>145636203Jayden makes any team automatically not shit
>>145636199Is the Niner's remaining schedule really that tough? I'm too lazy to look it up
>>145636233
>>145636203Bussy vs. BBCToss up really
>>145636248yeah im counting 5 losses
>>145635724get rid of the bread, get no-salt alternative (potassium chloride instead of sodium chloride), add some greens and a fatty dressing (like ranch or caesar), and add a banana, spinach, broccoli, and/or potatoesyou should also get rid of that overly salted deli meat and eat fish instead
>>145636203Eagussy vs Comussy
I'm going to go see Wicked with my mom for my birthday next week Go Bears
>>145636265thats awesome, have a good time with your mom!
>>145636203Bussy teams
is he right?
>>145636265Cute! Have fun!
>>145636265the movie?
>>145636278how is this not reverse racism?
>>145636287Yeah
My wife just texted me from the officeTurns out her and a couple coworkers are going to her boss's for the big game tonight and she'll be there late.Looks like I'm free to post with the boys and have a few brews! Go Birds!
>>145636308the play is pretty good i don't know why they split the movie into 2 parts
I love Pokemon
>>145636325Double the money
>>145636200>he got banned again kwab
>>145636255Same, Bears are the only for sure win I see. Theoretically the Dolphins and Seahawks should be too but idk, I don't have a ton of faith in San Fran this year especially after Shanny threw his longsnapper and kicker under the bus after Deebo choked him on the sidelines. Just feels like a team that has run out of gas. I can easily see them clinging on to hope, losing to the Dolphins, and then just giving up on the season for the last two games
>>145636328wrong thread my bad
>>145636333Good I fucking hate that guy
>>145636328Red or Blue?If you say Yellow I might hire somebody
>>145636316Good for you sir! Cheers!
I'm a closeted gay man. One day I'll find the courage to let everyone know who I truly am.
>>145636278Jerry's and Deion ego won't allow it to happen.
>>145636378everybody already knows
>>145636378Go Seahawks btw
>>145636333how do I view this list?
Are we allowed to talk about betting on /sp/I honestly don't know the rules
>>145636333How do I view this?
>>145636406I'll bet 200 dollars that you're a faggot
>>145636333>thinks I carehonestly this new one is taking too long. im getting bored>>145636361I would strangle your bitch ass faggot please give me the chance.
>>145635933The one on the right was. She says "he's a bad person, do you know?"
>>145636406yes, gambling is encouraged here
>>145636402https://4chan.org/bans
>>145636199why buccs over puckers
>>145636422No wonder the sportsbooks are rich as fuck
>>145636417Literally everyone that sees your stupid trip gets nauseous when you post.
HOLD ME NOW
Them KANGZ been makin' ya seethe?
>>145636441I'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE
>>145636333Announcing a ban is a bannable offense, right?
>>145636347Ngl it seems like it's longsnapper's fault for getting pissed on his behalf, Moody himself said he deserved it and that Deebo doesn't owe him an apology. The redzone efficiency should get better with CMC healthy and the defense generally does play well, they're just extremely sloppy and rack of penalties like nothing. Special teams is what's losing games embarrassingly enough, if I was a Shanny I wouldn't take another punt return for the rest of the year, it's not like the team has trouble moving downfield
>>145636455Not really tbqh fám smdh fr fr ong
>>145636053>shit teams
>>145636440my shitposting is that effective it makes you faggots sick huhthanks for the compliment
>>145636464Announcing a report. Not a ban.
>>145636455>OI WUZ MOCKED!!!
>>145636248I feeling a sweep
>>145636464would be silly if it was since they make it publicly available to see
>>145636484Fair 'nuff.
>me and brady's sixth ring>cockgobbling the modscolor me suprised
Reminder that bradysknee takes time out of his day to work for 0.00$ per hour. KEK oh no no no
>>145636278yes but the browns instead. because it's the most browns thing that can happen
did a janitor just ask if something was against the rules? lmao
>>145636203>what shit teams are playing tonight?They're both good teams but this game is irrelevant, the lions have the NFC on lockdown.>>145636200Not so hard to talk about your team here, what is your team by the way?All your complaining makes you seem like a damsel in distress which makes anons want to bully and/or fornicate with you, my dick got hard reading your post and I'm straight. The bussy anon is harmless and keeps the general active. Your post could have thrown the entire general off topic and you know it.
>Announcing a ban is a bannable offense, right?
>kicker hurttick tock KC
>>145636576I may or may not have been banned for talking about a medical procedure that Gayron did or did not do
>The bussy anon is harmless and keeps the general activealright, have it your way fag
>>145636561>>145636563>>145636576>>145636619
T-minus 1 hour and 20 minutes until the Commanders begin their brutal raping of the Filthydelphia Shitbirds.
rape this bussy
>>145636707There's a game tonight and we're just focused on board drama. Fuck the NFL for altering the rules to the point that there's no parity.
>>145636732There's parity, it just happens to be parity to the downside. Everyone sucks now.
>>145636670I forgot about this desu
wouldn't be talking about it if you werent a faggot abusing his power, fuck off bitchknees sixth ring
I just inherited whatever the fuck this is, what should I do with it?
Les Snead is a great general manager.
>>145636732I've had countless women look at me like this, it's quickly followed by them trying to get away from me but of course I'm not gonna let that happen.
Jannies? Heh. I already am very much aware that I am the incontrovertible KANG of /nfl/ general so I allow them to have their little power trip seeing as I feel sorry for the lil fellas kek.
>>145636732Who is that girl?
>>14563642240 dollars that you'll never see again. You could have bought like 5 or 6 chick fil a sandwiches with that but now you get nothing
wish I couldve sucked aaron hernandez off before be necked himself
>>145636744>2019
>>145636764based
Who we got tonight?
>>145636774whats even funnier is that all he's managed to do from now and then is a job he does for free. Guys a complete loser IRL
>>145636422The Brian Robinson TD and Saquon 2+ TDs ruins it
>>145636788Commandos
>>145636788'ders for sure, Eagles cooked
>>145636795I do not condone your fanfics.
>>145636788AW LAWD THEM SKAAAANS
Commies winning like 28 - 17
one of these teams will lose tonight
If the Commanders don't score more points than the Eagles, I don't think they can win desu
>>145636825if it wasn't true you wouldn't spend your free time deleting posts you dont agree with, loser
>>145636788skins
>>145636860How could I possibly do that as a Janny? Only Mods can delete posts. Your whole fucking argument just fell apart.
>>145635717https://www.tiktok.com/@rossitakes/video/7261054599262391594
>>145636825reminder that YOU DO IT FOR FREE
I unironically think the Eagles are gonna beat the shit out of the Eagles and ruin their hype train.
>>145636875It would be considered charity to deal with you savages.
>>145636884squrts turnovers?
the washington commanders do it for free
>>145636907only two in the past month. can your qb say the same?
>>1456368463-3 tie inbound
My boys winning big tonight.
>>145636924my qb throws 5 picks and winswe are not the same
>>145636924He’s threw a dumb pick last game. I think if he only has one tonight they have a good chance tho.
Me eepy
what did the commies trade for a hurt player?
Ku Klux Klamps
>>145636958some beads and a horse
>>145636958Is shattimore already hurt?
>>145636870>acting retarded to throw off the scentnot fooling anyone me and bradys sixth ring
>>145636428Because he doesn’t know ball.
Taylor Rooks is beautiful brehs..
>>145636983>marches on
>>145637054crazy choco cannons
I still think Lions are frauds and it's only a matter of time before they're exposed ala the playoff game vs SF.
>>145637076You mean ala the championship game vs SF? That playoff game? The round where you play to go to the SB surely must be where the frauds are exposed.
Still don't think it's staged?>Jalen Hurts>Jayden Daniels>Joe Burrow>Jordan Love>Justin Fields>Joe Flacco>Jackson, Lamar>Jameis Winston>Josh Allen>Jones, Mac>Jared Goff>Jones Daniel>J.J. McCarthy>Jr, Michael Penix>cJ StroudWake up SHEEPLE this is statistically impossible, they are mocking you!
>>145636983Holy based. The based part about it is I bet all the dudes on the Eagles squad think this type of shit is funny and have no problem with it.
>>145637095what's a penix
>>145637117that thing >female athletes have
Michael Penis Jr.
>drunk ass eagle fans
>>145637099Poor Covey and Shipley left out because they're on offense.
Coach primate
>>145637153There it is.
Poach Crimate
>>145635941The very first line item is extremely wrong
more like coach CRIME lol
>>145637179True, Daniels is too left, Hurts not left enough
>>145637170>>145637181There it is again
>>145637179hurts is a top 5 qb in the league and has been for three seasons. I don't get why this is so hard for people to accept.
>>145637117A male sexual organCowboy fans like to cut them off
>>145637185>>145637215he fucking sucks, see the final play of your lost owl as my reference
>>145637224But Jayden Daniels has never played in an owl
>>145637224you guys are going to hold on to that throw where he clearly stepped on kelce's foot until the end of time and that's hilarious
>>145637181Subverting the draft is a crime and a threat to our democracy.
My Chiefs would bootyblast both these shit teams.
>>145637251>he stepped on his own centers foot instead of extending the play, thats why it isnt his fault he threw a “hail mary” ball 50 yards in the last play of the superbowlKWAB
Some rivalries just baffle my mind. Do you really hate the Cardinals? Really? The Titans? Do you actually care about them or are you just forced to care about them due to the division?
How are Bearfags taking Jayden being so good?
>>145637291Made so much money on that zesty niggas hype lol>bet against the bears>profit
>>145636278and i thought i was retarded
Make this happen>Matt Nagy becomes the HC of the Jets>Kliff Kingsbury replaces him as the new offensive coordinator for the Chiefs.
>NFCE game tonight
>>145637383bosa not beating the allegations
>>145637383
>>145637359Nobody is leaving the Chiefs by choice, especially not staff that don't effect the salary cap
NO FLEXZONENO FLEXZONE
>>145637408THEY KNO BETTATHEY KNO BETTA
>>145637383Sometimes I watch clips like this and think how much unconscious racial tribalism occurs in sports. If Baker was a nog would Bosa have slammed him to the ground? I saw a clip of a nog tackling the white Ole Miss quarterback and he stood over him and pretended to unload a rifle magazine into his body while he lied on the ground. These types of instances will probably occur more frequently as global tensions rise.
>>145637408Will never top the best commercial postinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VgdAk-EaI
i hope some player dies on the field this year and they cut to the no flex zone commercial
>>145637430>I saw a clip of a nog tackling the white Ole Miss quarterback and he stood over him and pretended to unload a rifle magazine into his body while he lied on the ground.;)
>>145637460shitty c tier schools really sell their soul to recruit these things and still be shit
>>145637436https://youtu.be/6U6-YJ1yjoQ
>>145637408>>145637436Fucking hate this commercial like you wouldn't believe:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z04mDxDuXbIFor starters it's cringe if you're watching a game with your kids. Secondly, the commercial makes no sense. No kid has ever spied on their parents having sex. Seriously, who the fuck does that. God I hate Apple.
>>145637533>if you're watching a game with your kidsHaha, yeah...
>>145637533yea it's pretty gross ngl
>>145637555>>145637570The commercial is fucking weird. Makes you wonder what kinky shit the writer was into. Families who are watching sports don't want to see shit like that.
>>145637599>ynr all the super bowl commercials with diddy
>>145637408That fivehead
>>145637599As much as "the writer's barely disguised fetish" is my favorite episode, this one isn't it. It came off more like a bad 00s commercial trying to be edgy and cool by being suggestive.
>>145637533>For starters it's cringe if you're watching a game with your kids.strike 1>no kid has spied on their parents having sexstrike 2>still watches the goy tube to the point where he knows commercials inside out and complains about them in 2024>
>>145637656>strike 2Not sure what you're getting at. I just know, normal children do not spy on their parents having sex, even the thought of parents kissing is cringe for most kids. What next, an incest commercial of a dad spying on his daughter masturbating. Never understood the hate Apple got until now.
>>145637796it's a publicly traded company and the public is cringe, there's no exceptions to this. if it's on a stock ticker it's a faggot company
>>145637291I am teetering on the edge of killing myself
Can't wait for the chiefs to rest their starters the last few games and Wentz playing decent football because of Reids system, leading to the chiefs fleecing some team like the Titans or Bears in the offseason
Am I the only who thinks the odds of the Commanders making it to the playoffs is too high?
>>145638777No, it's likely both the Eagles and Commies both make it, just a matter of the seeding.
>>145638804If Commies lose this game and lose a couple more then the Cards and Niners can push them out
Don’t believe Temujin’s lies. She is a latina Raiders fan living in California and my wife!
>>145638901Not necessarily, 1 of those 2 are probably making the playoffs regardless by winning the division so only 1 of them can really bump the commanders out.
>>145638969I think its going to come down to the last week and the Packers might get fucked by a Love injury.
Rams still alive
>they know betterDo they really?
>>145637637Have a good day tomorrow!
>>145638766Wish they did this at the trade deadline, Giants need a QB. Should have faked a Mahomes injury, let Wentz do his magic, then FLEECE the Giants or Raiders.
>>145635941>Sirianni, who has been in the hot seat most of the season>eliteBait? I couldn't tell you who the Commie's HC is so the comparison is probably true, but Sirianni is mid tier at best.
More NFC least prime time slurp fests please.
>Chiefs slowly starting to get their offense back>Butker immediately goes on IRThis season's fucking cursed.
>>145639649What you get for signing a deal with the devil.
>>145639649There's a reason teams never 3peat. Those long extra postseasons fuck up their body. Butker has played an entire extra season from playoff games alone.
LSU > Bama
>>145639649Mahomes seems to have a lingering leg injury he got from the Raiders game and now he has a hip injury.
>>145639691Goodell being a turbo jew and increasing regular season by a game, removing first round bye to only top seed, and scheduling shit like 3 games in 10 days doesn't help.
>wear and tear on kickers
Just so I understand, the Jests have been struggling hard with kickers this season and have had four different ones. They liked some guy on their practice squad and were planning on elevating him for this week's game, but the Chiefs stole him? And when given the chance of being a real member of the Jets instead of being a temp replacement, he went with the Chiefs?
>>145639826>the Jests have been struggling hard with kickers this season>this season
>>145639856They need to draft a kicker first round. They aren't scoring TDs so they need an elite kicker.
>>145639746>The @Chiefs are set to play on 6 different days of the week this season>Nobody's done that in the NFL since the 1927 New York Yankees.Everyone talks about the Chiefs getting refball but nobody talks about how badly the league fucked them over with their scheduling. Not to mention their early BYE which fucks them over too.
>>145639927Goodell trying to get that Taytay money.
>hurts got tua'd
>absolute snoozefest 7-3 at halftime between what are probably the second and third best NFC teams>Loins got refballed into a win where Goof threw five (5)(cinco) intsWhy is the NFC so laughably bad?
potential kenny pickett alert
>>145637533If the phone was vibrating off the hook, the commercial would be a lot better.
>>145635724Fuck doctors, enjoy life NOW because you won’t be able to do shit when you’re old.
Whenever a player goes into the blue tent I wonder if they're getting their bussy stuffed by one of the coaches. Hope my Eagles make a comeback.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzbLODUb1sA
Is the Eagles Autism Foundation the official name for the Iggles' fanbase?
>>145640140Are we just posting music now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX5DhzuwLfc
>>145640370Such a girly choice.
Fraudulent ass refbabby queefs
>>145640731>spiritual standings
>>145640731If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.
>>145640731>What ifbungles cope lmao
>>145640712Sad songs that sound happy are my favorite. What's so girly about it anyways?
>>145640712She’s a girl, dude.
>>145640731>Raiders still 2-7Love this team
>>145640875I love you desu senpai <3
>>145640875Have you played Rise of the Golden Idol?
>>145640927
>>145640958Looks neat. I'll add it to the pile and see if I ever get around to it.
People are quick to point out the Chiefs barely winning games but won’t mention...No Rashee RiceNo Hollywood BrownNo Isaiah PachecoNo Clyde Edwards-HelaireNo Jaylen WatsonNo Jared WileyNo Charles OmenihuNo Harrison Butker (now)No certain LT2 UDFAs starting at some pointThe fact this team is 9-0 is absurd and a direct reflection of the coaching and culture in KC.
>>145640989>LARPED as a girl for 3 months to fish for (yous)>Finally got creeped out and are trying to back pedal.Too late. You are now that schizo's bitch.
>>145641042Not sure why, but I would've guessed you already played Curse of the Golden Idol. Rise is the sequel that just came (I just saw a thread on /v/ letting me know it's out, I didn't realize) and I was curious what you thought. Curse is a phenomenal game if you like detective shit. Art style is fucking hideous though.
>>145641139This.
>>145641139Excuse me, you neglected to mention Skyy Moore.
I can't be bothered to look. Is Kliff OC or QB coach?
>>145641395I have denied it constantly. You are just retarded.
>>145640989You’re a girl
Wait, Commies got both Allegretti and Wylie?
>>145641467OC
>>145641395She’s not a bitch, she’s my wife :)
Why wouldn't you go for the lead in a low scoring game?
>Harrison Butker is out for 4-5 weeks due to meniscus surgery The guy was collapsing on his left knee every follow through when he kicked this year so it's not shocking, and obviously it's great news he'll be back come playoffs but it's a shame that the news the 17-0 undefeated season is cancelled comes from a midweek IR announcement. Considering the Chiefs stole Butker off the Panthers practice squad, I'm going to say the Panthers break Chiefs undefeated streak when they lose off a wide missed field goal.
>>145641417It may be shallow, but how a game looks aesthetically is a big deal for these kinds of games. Unlike a novel, where you can use your imagination for all sorts of things, a visual novel is well... visual. What things look like is set in stone, and if it looks like crap that's not good. Still, I may give it a try. Nothing much to lose except my time.
>>145641574If the Chiefs beat the Hamlins, they're a week or two out from resting the players for the rest of the season.
>>145641616With butker out they might as well just rest up after winning a few more. If they beat the Hamlin's
>>145641591It's not a VN, it's a detective game.
Bet they wish they went for the field goal
Should've taken the 3 points, dumb shits.
>>145641443Losing Skyy and Toney is addition by subtraction.
The green orc lady is quite possibly the homeliest person I've ever seen put in a movie.
This is why rookies can't win a Superbowl. Too many options to pull from with defensive looks that'll leave them flat footed and for stronger opponents with more experience like the Eagles to muscle out a dominant must win game. That's probably the NFCE giftwrapped to the igglez.
>Let the young rookie QB tire himself out, take him into deep waters, and drown himMahomes took that blueprint and handed it to Jalen Hurts. It's not your time young fella.
>>145641668My mistake. Just saw most of the dialogue in text boxes and such in the images on the store page. I tend to overgeneralize with genres a lot.
Is Bo Nix actually the best rookie?
WHITES ARE SO BACK
kingsbury hid Daniels for a half season which is his specialty. dude fucking blows lol
What happened to the hall of famer Jayden Daniels tonight? I couldn’t watch
>>145641502they're a complete merc team but to be fair have done well. they got 19 FAs this offseason iirc
Is Daniels still the best rookie QB?
>>145641913Yeah. The Eagles defense is legit.
>Brian Chalkins
I was looking forward to this game and ended it up barely paying attention to it
Told y’all
>>145641950the white jokes are all good but i've always been partial to Ed Reed Blankenship
It's crazy, Saquon was struggling early in this game, terrible efficiency. Then you look up and he's got 26 carries for 146 yards (5.6 per).
>>145641913He never was. This happens to Kliff’s offenses every year.
>>145641825He seems to be a defense baby but could one day blossom into a Purdy style system baby. As Nick Wright predicted, Bo Nix is going to trick people into thinking he's good. He's almost 25 and spent a very long time in college, so he's going to be more polished than a 22 year old QB, but will also have less upside. Bo Nix is very close to being a finished product, Caleb, Drake, and Jayden have endless potential but will be less polished.
>>145641965He’s been their best dback for the last two years
>it's a godawful nfc team backs into the playoffs to hand the Chiefs another easy ring episode
>>145641913It's mid November, Kliff's offense has gone into hibernation until September next year
>>145641987Jayden has played quite a bit more than Caleb and Maye as well
>>145641825>>145641987He's Gardner Minshew
>>145641966That play where Jalen Hurts managed to stay in bounds made me realize he has more reciever IQ than Worthy which is sad. Jalen knew his foot was being slid from being pushed out of bounds and lifts it up at the last second while reaching for the 1st down
>New QB has an outstanding start to the season>QB plays enough games and opposing teams have sufficient film know what he struggles against >QB struggles to deal with defensive adjustments and becomes mediocreMany such cases!
Oof
>>145642051kek
This redskins an throws a lot of dirtballs. Reminds me of McNabb
>>145641824as a long time participant in the harry potter "NO" threads on /tv/, as well as an ace attorney connoisseur, I am the target audience for this webm and I rate it a 10/10
>>145642055The tape catches all
The absolute collapse of the Commies. Daniels' looked bad all game, but he's "shook", as the kids say.
>>145642092Donovan McNabb, the Redskins legend?
>>145641969he's a home run hitter at the expense of getting you tough extra yards consistently, which is what you need on that team. hurts and the meme push closes up the differences for that shit
>>145641825He has a top 5 defense in the league. When your defense is that good the sky is the limit. Chiefs might want to consider taking their chances with Burrow instead of that Broncos D. Not sure though.
You know what a team down by 16 with 2 minutes left needs to call? That's right, consecutive running plays!
Redskins exposed as frauds again
>>145641987Um please no nuanced analysis Jayden = bustCaleb = bustNix = Drew Brees 2.0
>>145642138I don't think that's true. He picks up the tough yards too. It's just that the Commander's D-line was dominating early in the run game, but got worn down.
>>145642156ANCIENT maymay.
>>145642145What do you mean? Giving up early in a game is always great for team morale.
>>145642182It's pronounced me-me
Why did the reskins give up?
>>145642177by tough yards I mean someone that tends to fall forward almost every play like say nick chubb. not really the correct use of the term
>>145642145They're protecting their rookie QB's stat line. An INT this late in the game would break the boy's confidence
>>145642220He should just not throw an int then.
>>145642216They were busy sucking cocks all day
>>145642199
>>145642097Only thing taped about Mahomes is his ankles
Reffies just gave the game to the Iggles. Shameful.
>>145642258Yeah ok the refs fucked the eagles over a dozen times and the eagles still raped the commanders
Quinyon Mitchell might unironically be a top 5 corner already in his first year. Dude just locks down every teams number 1. Commanders couldn't get Terry a single target until they moved him over to the white boys side. And it's still the only catch he's had all game.
>>145642279I'm being facetious. Even ignoring the fact they actually reversed it, it's ogre.
>Deshon Elliott: "Miami is a distraction. I would say that we already didn't hang out much as a team because there's so much to do in Miami. Guys are going to strip clubs throughout the week. Guys are showing up to meetings late. Miami will never be a good football team because of the Miami culture."
>>145642243Woman moment
>>145642292>every teamsNo he didn’t. Slay mostly covered Lamb last week
>>145642315No wonder Tyreek makes so many jokes about KC trading for him back, guy wants out of the boys club larping as a football team kek
>>145642332I'm going to kill you
Well Daniels got his garbage time TD so the talking heads will continue to suck his dick nonstop even though he sucked today.
It's cooming
*ahem*BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUMFly, Eagles Fly!On the road to victory!Fight, Eagles fight!Score a touchdown 1, 2, 3!Hit 'em low!Hit 'em high!And watch our Eagles fly!Fly, Eagles Fly!On the road to victory!E A G L E SAGLESE A G L E S
>>145642342There's that fiery Latina temper
>allowed only 10 (non-garbage time) pointsIs the Eagles defense elite?
can someone explain this to me?
I'M A SICK FAGI THROW A QUICK FLAG
>>145642379Apparently that ref staring at his feet is just retarded I guess
Thank God the eagles won, now our thread won’t be ruined with cuck porn
>>145642315watch their hard knocks from last year it's pure cringe. fangio got ran out because he wasn't nice enough
Can the sports media get off Jayden Daniels D now
>>145636053>ShedeurWTF kinda name is that?
>>145642396He just needs more time
There's two ways to interpret the Broncos-Chiefs game. >Broncos are dealing with 85M of deadcap which won't be an issue in a year or two from now>Broncos are starting a rookie QB who will be much better by his 2nd season,>Broncos had a phantom flag go against themYet nearly beat the Chiefs. On the other hand, Chiefs had a short week, half of their offense was injured >>145641139, and they're distracted by the Bills game.
>>145642349COOM AND ELOON
>>145642390I’d rather not waste my time, garbage city full of Haitians
>>145642386Probably a prop bet on a 2 point conversion they didn't want to hit.
>>145642369Who is this for? >if you lose you have a better chance
>>145642396the pointless statpadding bought him some time
>>145642434Commieshttps://www.nfl.com/standings/playoff-picture
>>145642388
>>145642368No.
hey I thought Mahomes was supposed to be on the TNF halftime show, and there's nobody but hasbeens and their stupid takes. did I imagine the whole thing about Mahomes being on postgame?
Really, the only real negative for this game is Elliott missing 2 FGs and an XP. I hope he gets better.Other than that, no complaints.
Now we know Jayden Daniels would also play like shit if he was drafted by the Bears
>>145642412It's a rival game, which are always closer than they should be. And it's way more than half the offense being injured if you mean skill positions. Wanyu Morris, who already isn't very good, getting injured let the Donkeys run over Mahomes.
>>145642465He better not have the yips because he's been a great kicker. >>145642440That's so odd. Probably some nerd shit.
>>145642368eagles providing stattyboy fools gold to make them look dumber
>>145642465I don't know what you're talking about, Jake Elliott has never missed a kick ever
Nigga had him in PRISON LMAO
>>145642474Kek I was just thinking that. He's had a ton
>Terry McLaurin when lined up opposite Quinyon Mitchell:>20 routes, 0 targets
>>145642474based eagles again ribbing seething fantasycucks
Philadelphia is a fucking shithole, it’s a nightmare of a city and doesn’t even come close to New York cuisine or culture. They’re a bunch of fat inbred hillbillies who get drunk in parking lots and under bridges.
>>145642349What is?
>>145642463If you're talking about the ad, it's the same list of players every week, including Mahomes. I think they're just using them as examples and each postgame will have whoever was in the preceding game. That's my guess, at least, because I've never wanted to linger on a TNF game.
>>145642487was also a damning indictment Daniels ain't doing anything in a tight window ever
>Quinyon Mitchell lined up against Terry McLaurin 20 times>0 (zero) targetsfucking beast mode
>>145642487had that nigga in jail
>>145635649Looks fresh
>>145642379>black reffies
>>145642494>cuisine or cultureOH NO I CAN'T GET INDIAN FOOT AT 4AM OR GO CLUBBING WITH TRANNIESphilly has plenty of shit qualities but don't try to tell me new york is great because of its "culture"go to a gay pride fest and suck cocks on wall street
>>145642465he almost handed the Jags the win with his missed kick 2 weeks ago as wellI hope there's some underlying issue he can works on and fix and not time catching up to himI noticed even Justin Tucker has fallen off this season
>>145642479Why do you think it's fool's gold?
>>145642292absolutely CLAMPED
>>145642518you’re just seething because your town has no money
Q. Mitchell should’ve been at top 10 pick.
The saints should full send it and remain over the salary cap next year. What's the league gonna do? Cancel football? Play with only 31 teams?They wouldn't do shit.
>>145642494>retard makes fun of slightly dumber retardtypical least coast behavior
>>145642494>They’re a bunch of fat inbred hillbilliesConfirmed? I thought I'd need to visit Pittsburgh if I wanted to meet my brethren.
>>145642484>>145642487ngl I really didn't want the bend don't break anymore but the actual guy who runs it does it differently. He's not as soft defensively as I thought, Fangio has been great. Also I think this mightve been Sirianni's best coaching game in a while. It just looked bad because Elliot missed but they were the right calls each time.
>>145642518pretty sure you can get peruvian-ethopian fusion from des moines iowa at the drop of a hat now. having ethnics in your city isn't a unique quality now
refs won that game
>>145642530Does this fraud even have a single pick yet?
>>145642560well not to give credit to desai and the rocket scientist but this defense has Baun Quinyon and Cooper all playing like Pro Bowlers which those 2 retards didnt have last year
>>145642569(you)
>>145642560>bend don't break anymorenormally you're right but they have about the most versatile back 7 I've ever seen so it can bend in a lot of ways
>>145642569lol this was the first ref loss of the year they gave it their best
>>145642572they stopped throwing to him
>>145635561Mel Almada broke the color barrier in 1933 before it was cool
>>145642572listen anon it's hard to get picks when QBs won't even target the recievers you're covering
>>145642551>>145642553Philly is a fucking flyover, the only city that is DECENT outside of New York is LA. The only problem is LA isn’t walkable
>>145642578>>145642581Doesn't matter who you have if you back up 10 yards or every play and they haven't done that all the time this year. There's times you do that but Fangio tree guys aren't as good at knowing when and when not to like he does. Plus his blitzes are creative.
>eagles think they're working against the refsLol
>>145640014>Lions got refballed into a win
>>145642590I live in Topeka, I know flyover.
>>145642598There was a 7 point swing in Washington's favor by the phantom DeJean DPI and a missed facemask on Hurts
>>145642598the jaguars game was almost decided by the most retarded call in recent memory
>>145642598That RTP against Gayden was bullshit though.
Fucking reffies again
>>145642584>>145642588Sounds like he just lines up on the left side. Big deal. Nnamdi Asomugha all over again.
>>145642592yeah but the personnel is creative too. they've realized you don't need over specialized retards that do one thing back there in modern defenses
>>145642585Based. I never knew about this guy. Thank you for sharing
>>145642600Toxins turbo choked, there's no denying that. But you also can't deny the blatant uncalled PI that would've almost guaranteed lead to at least a FG. Loins only won by 3 so that would've been a tie, if not an outright win if they scored a TD.
>>145635702>Jamele Hill on suicide watch
>>145642618I would say completely removing a reciever from the game just by the QB knowing that you're covering him is a big deal, yeah
>>145642619I know they're playing amazingly. I wanted Rex Ryan to be DC and do a bunch of meme shit but actual bend don't break is good when you can do it.
>>145642626Texans deserved it for how hard they sold5 picks and did absolutely nothing with them
>>145642539I understand why he wasn't, coming from a small school and not playing any good opponents. But yeah, he's incredible.
>>145637555Everyone laugh at this lonely virgin nerd Raiders fan. Have fun loser I'm going to go bang my pokemon.
I still think the commies will go to the playoffs but I think the Eagles win the division. The commies did nothing but checkdown and run in a big game they needed points in. They didn't go for it like I thought they would. Eagles played as they usually do minus Elliot having the yips.
>>145642626You can’t call PI on a tipped ball play.
what resources can I use to learn football? not just the positions and their basic functions, but like strategy behind formations, reading a defense/offense, and making adjustments accordingly? I have a friend who I play Madden with, and he's always like "oh that's a shotgun, so I'll play this defense, etc etc" and I always get trounced. how can I learn to do that?
>>145642615Can we please have one thread without talking about the refs.
>>145642676>cover 2 Run the ball >man 10 yard pass >cover 3 Deep ball >zone QB designed run
>>145642676unironically if you play madden run through those tutorials they actually teach you things like the different reciever routes, formations, reading the offense/defence, coverage options, and how to counter them
My (possibly low-IQ) take is I heavily weigh possession-lead margins when thinking about going for it on 4th. Like, if the field goal doesn't effect the number of possesions' worth of points the lead is, might as well go for it.The same concept applies to the Commanders' 4th down try in this game. If you can take the lead, always do it. Should have kicked the field goal.
>>145642671You're either retarded or just don't know the rules. Contact that happens before the ball is tipped can be flagged.
DANIEL JONES JUST GOT EXPOSED AS A BARKLEYBABY AGAIN!
>>145642696They fucked up the snap, I don't even know what the play was supposed to be. It could've worked but Carter almost tackled Daniels in the backfield because it was a blown play from the start. I like going for it there desu.
>>145642667>I still think the commies will go to the playoffs but I think the Eagles win the division.Both are pretty clear playoff contenders, but the division title is up for grabs still. Commies have a piss easy rest of the schedule while the eagles face the two toughest teams in the AFC North
>>145642693retard
>>145642667I don't understand why they never took any shots down field. Going into this game I was worried most about the Commanders offense hitting explosive plays. I was nervously waiting for it to happen but it never did.You can't really dink and dunk on this defense like teams used to. Baun, Dean, and DeJean are too good at closing and tackling, limiting short gains.
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>>145642693What do you think about my theory of there not being any offense or defense eras and instead it's an endless cycle: >League has a lot of elite WRs and it results in a lot of points scored, but RBs get paid less and become extinct. It is now an "offensive era".>Teams realize there's no longer any elite RBs to stop cover 2, so they spam the coverage and very few points are scored. It is now a "defensive era." >Rinse and repeat....
>>145642683No lol
>>145642730Faggot
Please be nice to my wife Temujin!
Doing my part to push this dead thread closer to the limit, as to appease the triggered autismo.
>>145642878Good work, anon
>>145642878Nice
>>145642878Which autist?
>>1456428785 0 000
>>145635582I was at the game, you had to be there
