no perfect for KC
Fuck the Steelers
>>145636565>Tua slept wrong and got another concussionBack to being a dumpster fire.
My Ninies
>gayleb qb's
More TDsMore YardsMore AccuracyMore MVPsMore Passer RatingMore WinsMore EVERYTHING
comfy nosun today
>not just one but two reliable LBsFeelsgoodman
HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS?!?!?
:)
Ok here's a fun meme stat:How many of the top 10 active players in pick-sixes thrown can you name?The top active player is actually 2nd all-time, with only 2 less than Brett Favre's 32.
>>145646693>>145647187BREAKING NEWS:Jayden Daniels out for the remainder of the season with a freshly spanked cherry red asshole after Thursday night’s game. More on this story developing
>Imagine betting against the two time defending superbowl champion who have the best HC, QB, kicker, and defense
>>145646693Patrick Mahomes has played 105 NFL games. why aren't his stats for this season so far part of your comparison? Which 96 games are you picking for the other quarterbacks? Whichever one it is (first or last 96) are they the same for every quarterback you're comparing?
>>145647192meant to reply to >>145647079, fwiw
bump
buncos failcons who we got?
>>145647224Falcons are beat up and I think the Broncos are at 100% and pissed off about their game about the Chiefs so I'd say Buncos win at home
>>145647202For all of my comparisons I try to make the games played column match up which is the only fair way of comparing QBs because imagine if you one player has 96 games played and the other has 120 games played, your comparison won't tell you anything. Mahomes has not finished the 7th season so it will be limited to 10 games, whereas Wilson has finished his 7th season which would give him 16 games (Mahomes would still statmog him, but that's why I limited it to 6 seasons).
>>145647196what the fuck?
>>145647202>Whichever one it is (first or last 96)First 96 of both, it would be unfair to compare Wilson's veteran seasons to Mahomes rookie seasons. QBs tend to start off bad, then get better as they gain experience. Though in the case of Mahomes, he probably would still statmog Wilson at seasons I picked.
Is it just me and thousands of other people or are the refs the only reason the Chiefs are "good" right now?
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>>145647269As a Chiefs fan, they only had one refball flag and it was the phantom one thrown against the Broncos. Only the Broncos are allowed to complain. The rest are just winning. There's bad officiating in all games. Lastly, the data suggest the Chiefs are the biggest victims of pentalties (this 2024 year being an exception).
>>145647183Dak is such a punk bitch he's out for the season without even getting hit
>>145646759>Back to being a dumpster fireImplying they ever stopped being one
YEAHHHHHHHERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145647290At least you acknowledge the refs threw a flag on 3rd down for literally nothing and then the Chiefs scored a touchdown.
>>145647319HERE WE GOOOOOOO
>>145647310>>145647327But where are you going?
>>145647161Sums up the Jets season
not the dolphins struggling to stay relevant
>Kliff Kingsbury knows that Q is a concern>Kliff doesn't gameplan around this fact and line up Terry McLaurin on the opposite side of the field>Kliff doesn't adjust and move Terry until deep into the 4th quarterHe's one of your best weapons, I don't understand why you wouldn't make a game plan to maximize his abilities and increase your chances to win. The entire game was predicated on checking the ball down to Austin Eckler and hoping he can make a move in open space
>>145647338YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI DONT KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>145647161What was that playoff game a few years back where some dude did something retarded like this and the refs had to spend like 5 minutes making up some retarded made up rule about "intentions"?
where's the Anon who hit that parlay last night? fucking nice.
>>145647319YEEEEAAAAHHHHH HERE WE GOOOOO>throws pick 6
>>145647374Slay and DeJean aren't scrubs, anon
>>1456473133 odd things happened in that Chiefs-Broncos game>Mahomes was caught on mic asking his defender to let him know when someone was coming but people assumed he was talking to the ref.>A female ref facetimed with Taylor, but the fans don't realize not all refs do the same job, she's just a downs judge ref>A phantom penalty was called and no replay has been shown. This is the only valid complaint and to this day nobody has been able to find tape of the penalty. To be fair to the Chiefs, the NFL is fucking them over with their scheduling, they play on 6 games of the week which is the first time since 1930s, this fucks with their recovery, so the league owes them. They even have to play the Bills at their home field because Taylor was doing a tour in that era, would have been played at Arrowhead.
Anyone who says that the cowboys are bad deserves to be strung up by their toes and beaten with big sticks until they shit themselves
>>145647391>Fat >Bald>Glasses >Beard >Eagles fan Literally me.
>>145647413the cowboys are bad
chat the real super bowl was the friends we made along the way
>>145647402I understand, but you would still rather see your receiver against Antonio cromartie instead of darrelle revis if push came to shove
>>145647429But what is the one piece treasure though?
>>145647429:)
>>145647413All in my, ass
>>145647419The Cowboys are GREAT
>>145647443>>145647413Anybody who argues Jerry did a shit job on the roster in 2024 must also admit he's been a great GM for the last 5 years. Cowboys have been stacked to the tits with all stars. Their shitty coach-qb couldn't get it done with a good roster so why is this Jerry's fault?
>Cowboys have to play a frustrated Texans team on MNFOh no
Rammies still alive
>>145647503>McVay is 5'10"Grim
>>145647390You’re probably thinking of the wildcard game vs the Bills where my Texans caught the kickoff to start the 3rd quarter and immediately flipped the ball to the reffie who jumped out of the way because it was still a live ball lol
>>145647120Get your own thing Nanners
>>145647476Why is Mahomes so hard to sack when he moves like a slug
>>145647413Shut up, Jerry. Buy some curtains.
>shoots a basketball to warm up for his football game why do >black qbs do this?
Wtf is he doing?
>>145647538
>>145647460Mahomes, Reid, and Spags would be on a 5 peat with what dem sois had
If the Chiefs do win, first seed's mostly a lock and they should start looking at resting starters. They already have the fucking gauntlet of 4 games in 2 weeks or whatever, no need to add extra stress.
>>145647614They should sandbag against the Panthers as a charity match for Bryce Young
>>145647524This is correctThat was some of the most stupid ass shit I've ever seen lol
So what went wrong with the Eagles kicker yesterday? Was he sick, injured, or just bad?
>>145647612Russ is still beyond washed. Bustin could do everything he's been doing.
>>145647524>loltoxins
>>145647625It was was windy is the only excuse but Elliot has made some great kicks before so he just fucked up basically
>>145647612Steeler country let’s smelt
>>145647625>>145647640Kicking is just one of those things where you can have a bad day that snowballs. I think he'll be fine. he's had an elite career, he's earned the benefit of the doubt that he can bounce back.
>>145647612Really shows how shitty Sean Payton is. Tomlin got to playoffs with Wilson,Payton missed the playoffs with him.>>145647614The media is hyping up the undefeated season but in truth the players and fans don't care about it. Teams have had undefeated seasons but nobody has ever 3peated in the Superbowl era. Beat the Bills and rest for the playoffs.
kansas city chiefs
>>145647702I really wanted to beat the Eagles by one point after their kicker whiffed on 7. It would've been so funny
>>145647524Reffie was in the wrong there. The dude was in the end zone and signaled he wasn't running out. It's common sense he wanted a touchback, even if he didn't kneel. Network ref analyst was assmad the the reffies ever pretended it was a live ball.
>>145647725First loss will have thousands of "Is Mahomes/the Chiefs washed?" and "OHNONONO" threads and articles everywhere, but that's probably the worst thing. Chiefs always choke a few games away to shitter teams. I'm glad we don't play the Clots again this year because that team especially is a trap game magnet.
>>145647747entertain us with your bets for the weekend
Just a reminder that the Lions defense has not only allowed more than one (1) passing TD in each of their games this season. Furthermore, the Lions defense has more turnovers (13 interceptions and 4 fumble recoveries) than TDs.
>>145647785>Reffies wrong, everNot possible
Who wins?
>>145647775>wanting to win for the lulz instead of the victory itselfThat's why your team lost, because you were thinking like that.
>>145647855Two crushing back-to-back losses to PA. I knew that the Daniels Dream couldn't be so perfect, but it hurts more than I thought
>>145647840hoping to see the passing yards allowed go down with Smith getting worked in
Saquon should be the MVP favorite imo. No QB is standing out, really.
>>145647290>one week a chief and a bengal jump for a high ball neither can catch and a tummy touch ends up being game-sealing dpi call>another week a chief gives kyle pitts a kurt angle suplex in the endzone - no dpi
>>145647927MVP is a QB award. Lameme is playing better than last season so expect him to snag another one unless the award committee pulls an Embiid to avoid him being MV3 like they did with Jokic
>>145647840Your first sentence is worded very oddly
>>145647840>the Lions defense has more turnovers than tdsYeah? That's cool, since it's actually impossible for them to have more tds than turnovers since they can't score a td on defense without a turnover.
Why don’t you make like a banana and SHIT!
>>145648092I'm at work and now I've soiled my pants :(
>>145647476>it’s everyone else’s fault the zest gets hit by big, strong men>it’s their fault he’s worse at avoiding pressure than Bryce Young or Zach Wilson as rookies
>>145647927Not a QB so he's not winning that, but he has a good chance to win the OPOY
>>145648117Who works on a tuesday?
>>145647865Bills but they'll job in the playoffs.
>>145647865>no ButkerHamlins.
>>145648166You know what? I'm going to predict that the Chiefs lose to the Bills or Ravens in the playoffs.
>>145648193You should bet your house on that. I'm sure the Bills or Ravens have beat the Chiefs a few times in the playoffs before.
>>145648170When you can call pass interference it's not any harder to set them up for a walk off td than it is for a walk off field goal. They'll be fine.
>>145647290And yet they have had 0 dpi or holding calls go against them in the last 3 super bowls. They are clear refbabbys
>>145648214Very cool LARP, but statistically the Chiefs have only rec'd 2 PI flags this whole season, tied for third LOWEST in the league. Hamlins have 6, for comparison.
>>145648204I'm betting my bussy on it actually
>>145648240This isn't even remotely true, are you retarded?
>>145647909>weird face and lip fillerDisgusting
>>145648204>I'm sure the Bills or Ravens have beat the Chiefs a few times in the playoffs before.That's what is gonna make it so sweet when it happens in January and plus Mahomes will probably get hurt when he's statpadding in garbage time trying to make it look like they didn't get assraped. I predict that Reid will have a heart attack on the sideline and Spags will be so mindbroken that his head will literally explode. Fun stuff.
>>145647476Zestbros....
>>145648283You're more likely to pass as a woman than any of that happening.
She's kinda hot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcQfLkauUJI
>>145647927>Chuba Hubbard>7>on one of the worst teams in the leagueYardage is a joke
>>145648283Nice fanfiction, dork.
Is this fireable?
>>145648296>>145648306I've already willed it into existence. Trust the prophecy.
>>145648307He was right to not pay Barkley because the giants need so much more than just a good RB.
>>145648283>Grown ass man writing fan fictionWhat being oppressed by a dynasty does to a motherfucker.
>>145648307I understand the sentiment but at the end of the day, you gotta tailor your gameplan to the team's strengths even if it means that the guy you paid a ton for that sucks won't be producing
>>145648307Is he talking tash about the Eagles being so run heavy or is he saying they need to have Daniel Jones throw more because either thought is hilarious.
>>145648333Try not to cry when it happens :)
>>145648307>>145648335I just realized that he's talking about Saquon Barkley. In that case, yeah he's an idiot and should be fired.
>>145647476Remember during the offseason when the talking heads were bringing up how this is the best situation that a #1 pick QB has ever been drafted into? It didn’t take long for that narrative to do a 180.I know the o-line is terrible, but what happened to Caleb being the closest prospect to Mahomes and being able to create out of structure and on the run?All 3 of the other rookie QBs that are playing right now have worse skill position players on their respective offenses than Caleb, but they've all performed better and shown far more promise than Caleb up to this point in the season.Drake Maye might even have a worse o-line and head coach than Caleb, yet he's looked far better in his limited starts.I understand rookies need time to develop, but they also need to show some promise and steady improvement over the course of their rookie season. It's great that Caleb has had some flashes of potential, but they've almost all been against terrible defenses, and if anything, he's regressed as the season has gone alone.
>not taking a roster spot on a team with no good kickeris he retarded?
>>145647965>award committee pulls an Embiid to avoid him being MV3 like they did with JokicThe unspoken rule is that you're allowed to win 2 rings, but you must win a ring before you get a 3rd MVP. That's how it has been in the NFL/NBA. Lameme shouldn't get any special treatment. That DEI QB got his arse handed to him twice by Mahomes.
>>145648368>The unspoken rule is that you're allowed to win 2 *MVPs*
>>145648343That's the Giants GM talking about Daniel (40 mil) and Saquon (12 mil).
>>145648366I'm sure there are players who decided to retire and quit football instead of playing for the jets.
>>145648365Season isn't over yet and I'm not giving up on him. Enjoy this temporary victory lap that you've been salivating over since 2022 because you're an obsessed hater.
>>145648394shut the fuck up. the jets aren't that bad
>>145647927>No QB is standing out, really.
>>145648366Maybe he's under the delusion he'll outperform Butker, one of the best kickers in a long time, and take his spot? Either way, decent kickers are rare so even if the Jests don't sign him, there are 20 other teams that need someone reliable.
>>145648413I think I'm misreading this because it looks like it says the QB in question lost to two 2-win teams. That can't be right? Wins (therefore losses) are a QB stat, after all.
>>145648462He probably thinks with how ass the Chiefs have been on scoring td drives, he’ll get immediate exposure on a lot of kicks during the most watched game each week for the next month. Someone else will sign him as soon as Butker is back if he performs, and then he’s not stuck as the Jets backup anymore.
BUNDLEROOSKIDOO
>>145648509Ditka never reduced himself to this
>>145648529Ditka never had a dynasty
>>145648529I'm sure we all really care what 1 time super bowl champion head coach Mick Ditko did.
>67.4% completion, 827 total yards, 9 touchdowns, 1 turnover>68.0% completion, 726 total yards, 8 touchdowns, 1 turnoverwho was better
>Giants fans STILL defending Joe Schoen after last night's humiliating ritualmuh positional value, muh analytics, there are no such thing as outliers. Fuck having stars.
>>145648596Seems pretty even. The difference of 1 TD isn't significant, could be they just punched in a short yardage one with a RB. A difference of .6% completion is not significant. 100 more yards is nice, so I guess the first one. But not if he's more expensive.
>>145648596>total yardsGive me passing yards, not rushing
>>145648365The coup de grace will be Mccarthy being elite and the Bears having to be reminded of this draft class for the next 20 years
>>145648596doesn't matter, too small of a sample
>>145648723Nothing will ever overshadow trading up for Mitch Trubisky instead of trading down for Patrick Mahomes.
>>145648737Can you imagine being a fan of one of these 9 teams?
>>145648698both are roughly the same cost>>145648711792 and 635 respectively
>>145648757Then sure, I guess the first one. How many games is this?
CUZ DA DASH DON’T BE SILENT
>>145648762two games
>>145648753>I now remember Solomon Thomaskek
>>145648737They could have fired Eberflus, gotten Harbaugh as a head coach, and traded down to 3 or 6 for a mega haul + Mccarthy / Maye.This might end up as bad as 2017 for them
>>145648770What year and who were the opponents for each?
>>145647391Here's the webm
>>145648793>2nd & T
>>145648793cringe
>>145648803yes, eagles fans are
>>145648793
>>145648265Remotely true?It's factually true
>>145647476Damn Stroud fell WAY off
>>145648265It literally is true though.
FUCKING WHY?
>>145648529False, Ditka had many commercials. Ironically he didn't want his players doing commercials, viewing it as a distraction
>>145648913Because they're clearly tanking?
>>145648927but he has like $30 million in injury guarantees. just put lock or devito out there and save a bunch of cap space next season
>>145648803What if his mom just died and is 2 weeks removed from getting divorced, got diagnosed with lung cancer, is dealing with gambling addiction, and just blew his rent on the game? You never know what people are going through so shouldn't judge.
>>145647837Vikings MLWarriors -1.5OKC MLfree money
>>145647627Bustin can't read a defense, can only throw on a rope and was so distrusted by coaching staff that they wouldn't let him make changes at the line.Bro was straight up game managing.Fields is also one of the worst QBs in the league on play action, what the Steelers offense is built around, whereas Wilson is one of the best.Like it's not even close dude. Fields can run better, that's it. That's the only thing he does better.
https://www.foxsports.com/live/fs1it's up
>>145648723A wise KANG understands the value of patience. It is not just a virtue of the monk but a virtue of the conquering KANG as well. Namaste.
>Doug Pederson’s job status could be tied to Week 11 performance>at Detroitlel
>>145649007Would rather Belichick get Trevor Lawrence instead of Joe Burrow, so I'm happy with this.
>>145648783Burrow and Lamar this year in their matchups. roundabout arguing wins are not a QB stat
>>145649127Not following what you guys are talking about, but Lamar and Burrow put up close enough stats to the point where Burrow can't complain. Burrow did his job, but Lamar also did his job so it cancels it out. Not to mention Burrow has a generationally gifted WR1 and Lamar has never had one.
Lamar vs Steelers
someone explain the analytics behind that commies 4th down call
>>145649220hes only played 4 games against the stoolers? that makes no sense
>>145648913I watched Drew Lock in preseason. He's going to get Daboll/Schoen fired if he plays and they know it.
>>145649442Analytics say take the points.
>>145649464They're 90% getting fired anyway, especially schoen
>>145649505The likeliest scenario I foresee is that Drew Lock shits it up for two weeks and then the Giants trot out DeVito in order to appease an angry fanbase.
>>145649457he was active against them twice in 2018 but no meaningful snaps. other than that he's missed 6 games vs them due to injury or covid lol
>>145649442the worst part was wasting a 2nd and 3rd down the same way, the rb getting stuffed
Um...guys?
>>145649469>>145649442>analytics
i hate when teams needs ~3 yds and they run the same playif your rb is getting fucked in the 2nd down, try something different 3rd down
>>145649596RUN. IT. UP. THE. MIDDLE.
Kinda weird how the muttlover never posts the record mutthomes has against brady in the playoffs. For some that worships stats, you'd think she would reference that once in a while...
>>145649596you could, or instead you could go up the middle like you've got a pair
>>145649457>>145649535Probably artificially boost his win/loss ratio by ducking Steelers games with injuries.
>>145649652>Several Chiefs leave Packers game with injurieshttps://fox4kc.com/sports/chiefs/chiefs-lb-drue-tranquill-leaves-packers-game-with-concussion/Fluke win.
Today I will remind them.
>>145649678>why is the team that I root for the only team that EVER gets injured players during the season!? POOR ME!!!
>>145649699He OBVIOUSLY had daaaaaaaaaaa flu during this pass.
>>145649699>counting the rigged as fuck chinkb owl
if the Eagles had Saquon in that super bowl they woulda won handily.
>NO DON'T COUNT LOSSES>ONLY WINS
>>145649558Yep Jayden's regressing and over hyped due to the teams record, but still... Gayleb is truly awful. Nix and Maye get ignored by most people and look to be the better qb's in the long run. But who knows.
>>145648092SUCK MY DICKOR COCK
>>145649831>over hypedMy cubey wins games, that's what counts
>>145649699Contact on the receiverWtf refs!!
>>145647374People have been saying all year that Kluff would be figured out by mid-season
>>145649862I HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH
>>145647476This Kyler redemption arc has been very kino>>145648906I called it before the season, too many (((media members))) were hyping up my Texansies and I knew he would have a Lawrence-esque fall off just like the Jags did after their little playoff run two years ago
Oh no. How many sacks on Purdy this Sunday?
>>145649936So, he's giving back some of his contract he just got, by acting like a fucking crybaby all summer, if he doesn't play on Sunday, right?
>>145648986Nick's wife is pretty cute, tight bod. Much better than that gummy disaster that Bill Burr sneeded up with
>>145647476I can't find '24 Hurts
>>145648986wow...his kids look JUST like him. So wonderful.
>>145649694He's falling back to 2021 form when he loses Ben Johnson, though he'll at least have two RBs to hand it off to as a system baby at least
>>145649988Her dad is the one on the left, right?
>>145647545because hits like this ("penalties" for sneezing near the mutt) don't end up counting as sacks.
>>145647476look for caleb here
>>145650022That was the easiest "Where's Waldo" puzzle I have ever attempted.
>>145649988Not all of them are his kids I recall, the youngest one is, not sure about the other two
>>145649558>last 6 weeks>Bears fags sneaking in the 3 games Gayleb played against atrocious defenses, the only 3 games he's looked good all yearKekLet's compare their whole seasons and their last 3 weeks
>>145648986Certified nigga Nick Wright
>>145650044My point stands.
Do all NFL teams have an equivalent of Red Friday? I've only lived around KC so I don't know other teams' customs.
>>145650044What does Maury have to say about this?
>>145650058Nah, we have to cherry pick stats and list only stats that make him look good *at the age of 28, for example.
>>145649596But they expect you to run a different play
>>145649694I laughed at the Lions for trading for Goff and then going 3-13-1 cause it was prime LOL LIONS
Bears fans should have known it was over when Poles didn't fire Eberflus
>>145649936>hold out>get injured Kek lol oh no
>>145648907>>145648896>they have had 0 dpi or holding calls go against them in the last 3 super bowlIs this bait? 3 Owls ago was the Bucs game, where they had a historic amount of penalties called against them in the first half. In that game alone, they had EIGHT (8)(ocho) holding calls against them (offensive and defensive), as well as 2 PIs. For the most recent Owl, I can say unequivocally they got at least one holding call against McDuffie because it was the most phantom shit imaginable and kept the $(ers in the game. Feel free to backpeddle and say "b-b-b-but I actually meant X", and I'll be happy to accept your concession.
Caleb v. Love in a Future HOFer duel
>>145650189Weird considering Caleb is a huge bust and love sucks ass
I don't believe that you people actually think Nix is good. Same for Maye. Is it just because they're white? Desperation to make Caleb look worse? It's possible for them all to be bad, you know.
Kino incoming!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeIchZj1xPo
>>145650225That's joke, retard. Lurk more.
>>145650189Their HOF UFL rivalry will be legendary
>>145649547they thought they could be like the Eagles, running the RB at the wall all game until the dam broke and the points start flowing
>>145650225>Imagine not getting the jokekwab
>>145650285>im not retarded, i was joking guys lmao
>>145650317That's an elite way to throw an INT tho
>>145650320Again, lurk more
>>145650341im gonna lurk less and theres nothing you can do about it
>>145650317That's gotta be humiliating
>>145647476you forgot context of chartHow bad has Caleb Williams been?In terms of accuracy and sack avoidance, it's the worst QB season in recent memory. Worse than any season from Zach Wilson, Bryce Young, or Justin Fields, as impossible as that may seem
>>145650376It gets better (worse)
>>145650250I don't even have a frame of reference for what's good anymore. Every team and every player looks like shit this year except Barkley and Henry
>>145650413Post more webms, please
>>145650461Since you asked nicely.
>>145650407Firing the coaches and replacing the o-line will fix him. You just wait and see.
>>145650495here's another for your collection courtesy of my boy Brian Chalkins
it's unprofessional of Nick Wright to seethe over Lamar just because he made fun of him on twitter.
>>145650533that's pretty antisemitic...
>>145649572That Patrick guy throws a lot of interceptions, look at where he ranks all time:https://www.footballdb.com/leaders/career-passing-tdintratio
chargers victory assured
>>145650569Neat, so anyways.
I don't know ball, explain how the Ravens went from a historically #1 rated defense in 2023 to an awful defense in 2024? That Wilson maggot is going to feast.
>>145650495>>145650520I love interceptions so much
What went wrong the year? Why are the Chiefs getting another free ride to the owl?
>HE. HAD. THE. HECKIN. FLU.
>when the reffies finally don't carry your team to victory...
lol wut?
patriots
>>145650680Made his money, now it's time to relax and let his money work for him.
>>145650596here's another one for your collection featuring a guy who seems to be Mahome's kryptonite
All jokes aside, I do think Brady's legacy will outlast that of Mahomes, even if Mahomes does end up being the "better quarterback" statistically
>>145650680i've seen like 5 snaps this season where the ball goes flying over geno's head, this might actually help the seahawks
>>145650632His record is 13-1 against the Broncos and the one game he ``lost`` he had the flu. Broncos fans can blame the recent loss on the phantom penalty but what about the other 13 times he beat their arses?
>>145650680I know him, he's pissed geno smith never wrote him back
>>145647909Like a mix of Eliza Dushku and Tara Strong, nice
You gotta feel bad for that one mindbroken Donkey's fan. I can't be bothered to look, but I'm sure at this point he's posted that "flu n sheeit" webm over 1k times. That was their Super Bowl. They almost got another Owl this year, but were cucked by superior play and coaching last second. It's gotta fucking hurt to be constantly humiliated by a single team. And the best part is that Donkeys aren't even the real rival team, that's the Gayders.
>>145650712Oh, I have that one.
>>145650632
>>145650724>arsesBack across the pond, Nigel
>he's still clinging to the hope that I'm a broncos fan>imma finna check 4plebs again!!kwab
So when are the statspammer and the intspammer getting married? I want to be there
>>145650734Rat race isn't worth it if this is the best case scenario.
>>145650774Maybe you aren't a Donkeys fan, but you absolutely are mindbroken by the current dynasty.
>>145650721Peyton has less rings than Bradshaw yet has a better legacy and is ranked higher in GOAT debates. Rings, MVPs, and stats determine a QB's legacy. Mahomes is a lot closer than people realize, this graph is what Mahomes legacy would look like if he wins MVP and the Superbowl this season. Reminder: he's only 29..... Brady fucked up by going 10 years without a ring, that will be he difference.
15 months of seething over some clips posted on /nfl/
>>1456508067>3, you literally have not, can not, and will not debate this.
>>145650807>*by the age of 28, er I mean 29 nowYawn
>>145650806>look at what the black people that I clap for did on TV! That means I did it too!kwab
mahomes will never surpass brady's legacy after terrion arnold kills him in the superbowl this year
>>145647391
>chargers vs bengalsWhich relentlessly handsome QB will win?
>>145650867>mahomes gets Tua'dI would laugh so hard my stomach would burst
>>145650867>trusting in goof
>>145650867>hit him so hard his feet transported to another dimension
>>145650896chorgers since they’re not in 4th place
>>145650900>>mahomes gets Tua'dHe's already been tua'd, they just don't talk about it...for some reason.
>>145650920
>145650815The argument you make from the webms are incoherent so I can't give you a (you). Mahomes has the 2nd best TD:INT ratio of all time. It's like telling someone with an 8 inch girthy cock that they have a micropenis, the argument is just lame desu. Mahomes is the closet thing we've had to a mary sue, guy has no weaknesses. Here's a pity (you) >>145650815. Beggar.
>chief fan thinks about big penises
the chiefs losing this week is actually a good thing, ill explain later
>>145650937>>145650920weird how no "third party neurologist" took the initiative to take mutthomes off the field after taking this hit to the head. Especially with a history of concussions. Also weird how the refs, illegally, let mutthomes switch helmets in the middle of the game without the chiefs being forced to take a timeout or force mutthomes to sit out at least 1 play.
>>145650896Higgins is back so Bengals.
anyway 7>3
Steelers fans didn't tell me that Wilson has a weakness to the Ravens, similar to Lamar's weakness against the Steelers. The plot thickins. Just give my Chiefs the one seed, it's over.
why didn't he spend time on prison for assaulting these people?
>>145650968is this guy Higgins even real
>>145650995Had a drink accidentally spilled on me by a lady before. You have to drive home with your clothes smelling like beer fearing you'll get pulled over. It's not fun.
Thoughts on this WR tierlist?
>>145650967The most crazy thing about that webm is him not wearing a left glove in that freezing weather.
>>145651055ceedee lamb is too bitchmade
>>145651055How come these teams can afford an elite WR yet my Chiefs can only afford true #2s.
>>145650896>More proof the Chiefs UAE fan is a girl
i massively underestimated how big dry beans get when you cook themnow i have way too many fucking beans
Rookie of the Year?
>>145651131>Rookie of the Year?JaydenDaniels
>>145651180Anon there's OROY and DROY
>>145651131unfortunately it's a stat monkey award so I don't think he'll get it without some picke
Xeattle's season just ended lol
>>145651203>OROY Jayden>DROYDaniels
>>145651258>retiring at age 27The fuck is his problem. Dude is turning down millions of dollars.
Lamar MVP
>>145651288>already made millions>decides he wants to be able to move when he's 40
https://www.change.org/p/stop-nfl-from-letting-scrub-tackle-jawaan-taylor-false-start-with-impunity
>>145651131Chargers OT Joe Alt.
>>145651295>black qbs.webm
>>145651288>make millions>invest smartly>retire>coast off residuals for the next 60 years>can still identify your grandchildren when you're 80Sounds like a great plan to me
*AHEM*
>>145646693>>145647136Why do you hate the steelies, mahomespammer? Jealous of our 6 (SIX)?
>>145647374second half of the season klingsbury is already 0-2
>>145651375steelers are gonna blow out the chiefs and he's preemptively coping about it
>>145647419shut up slut
>>145651258it's a rebuild season no worries haha...
>>145651295Quite possibly webm of the season. Right up there with Tomlin spiking the lens and then giving a thumbs up.
>>145651469it do be like that
>>145651317By "impunity", do they mean tied for third most false start flags this season? And the most flagged player in the NFL last season?
Reminder that Temujin is a latina living in California and my wife!
>>145651545he (formerly she) is a tranime fan too
Jayden Daniels and Caleb Williams have the same number of passing TDs lmao
>>145651508If I false start 500 times this season and am only called for 20 and you false start 12 tomes and are called all 12 times, who has impunity to do it?
It's fucking astounding how the Cowboys sucking ass has killed my love for this entire sport. I haven't watched a live game in weeks. I just keep track of essential information via Twitter and this very board.It's been over since last year's playoff game. That's what killed all hope for me. Now I'm just sitting around waiting for Jerry to die. Every time I see that stupid Ford truck commercial with him and his stupid family I want to kill myself.
>>145651469Baker plays as if he doesn't want to be there, Dodson gets cut in a way that 9 year vet Jarran Reed has "never seen before", and now the starting center just quit with 8 games left on his contract.What is wrong with your team anon?
>>145651413scared of the #1 defense in the league while mahomo is playing like a sissy, I get it now
>>145651580Good. Fuck off and die cowcuck
You now remember me>maybe
>>145651580You would admit the Cowboys had a great roster a year or two ago right? So how is this his fault that his coach and QB couldn't get it done despite having one of the best rosters.
>>145651615It's always Jerry's fault. It's been Jerry's fault for 30 fucking years. Coaches have come and gone, players have come and gone, coordinators and scouts have come and gone. Who's always been here? It's Jerry. Jerry is the problem.
Would you rather have a QB that doesn't always win you the game, but rarely loses you the game, or the Qb that almost always wins you the game AND almost always loses you the game?
>>145651615Actually I would say McCarthy and Dak have over performed the last few years.
>>145651637Isn't that a bit unfair, I mean he did win all those superbowls
It's fucking astounding how the Eagles kicking ass has reinvigorated my love for this entire sport. I haven't missed a live game in years. I keep track of essential information via Twitter and this very board every day.It's been awesome ever since Super Bowl LII. That's what restored all faith for me. Now I'm just sitting around waiting for the next one. Every time I see that stupid Chunky Soup commercial with Jason Kelce and his stupid family I want to love myself.
>>145651600Sports Illustrated Cover athlete. Those 3 covers were hilarious>Jared GoffRams got a STUD at QB>Paxton LynchHole left by Peyton Manning? It's filled!>Carson WentzIs Philadelphia too harsh for him?
>>145651615He over payed both Dak and Zeke, that's about it.
>>145651637maybe replace the radio announcer
>>145651656well memed good sir
>>145647319Giants haven't won a home game either
>>145651589just a new culture and a way of doing things. mac has this season and next season to figure things out and get the players he wants. people forget pete went 7-9 in his first 2 seasons so it's gonna take timewhat we're seeing right now is pete's sloppy roster in mac's system. gonna take some time to flush it out
Ramilia what are the odds we lose to the Patriots?
>>145651651>>145651637Cowboys had the 2nd most pro bowlers behind the 49ers. Jerry did a great job with the roster. Dak and the coach came up short. Simple as.
>>145651569Feel free to put literally any other team under the microscope and you'll see they do the same shit just as frequently. Friendly reminder that Taylor was on pace to get called 90 times a game last season for illegal formation until Andy Reid sent the league office a compilation of other teams and literally every single game has people aligned as bad, if not worse, than the Chiefs.
>>145651692Number of pro bowlers means nothing. Their roster is shit and has been for a while. People only think otherwise because of the insane media bias. Dak is part of that though, he's shit too.
>>145651692>dook shitpuss
>>145651374Fren <(^-^<)
>>145651713
>trumpdawg wins>all my teams won in support of the fact trumpy won>it's nothing but wins outcheaFgm hehehe
>>1456517282023 12-52022 12-52021 12-5Looks like a decent record to me.
>>145651688maye is going to rape you
>>145650174Dumb retart
My iggles
>>145651771>Spain
Quintanimo Bay is an elite corner nickname
>Jaguars fans organizing another game where they come to the stadium dressed like clownskek
>>145651801why?
>>145651795go birds
>>145651770>Owl wins: 0
>>145651809What's understood don't gotta be explained, amigo.
>>145651600i think hes one of the only QBs to get benched for poor play in every single pro football league lol
>>145651804i don't understand why pederson keeps press taylor as the OC and play caller when he sucks ass
>>145651770They were obvious frauds. They thrived on incredible turnover luck, and that's run out.
>>145651825>nfccg appearances: 0
>>145651828translation: you can't even explain your own joke
>>145651796Forever seething about the Rams like the bitch he is
>>145651832underrated achievement really
>>145651846>NFCCG appearances for the Panthers since 1996: 4>NFCCG appearances for the Cowboys since 1996: 0>Panthers have eliminated the Cowboys twice
>>145651637I hope he lives forever
>>145651890>PanthersMore like the PWNthers
>>145651851>your owngo on twitter and search up quintanamo bay.
Did Jayden get exposed?
Who does /nfl/ have for the fight tonight?I found out Jake Paul is 1/8th jewish so I hope Tyson beats the living shit out him
>>145651944my STEELIES put out the tape on lameme and his clones
>>145651890Outside of Cam I cant remember the last relevant panthers qb.. OwO; neat.
>>145651681I appreciate this webmnow I can remember how blatantly shit the refs are every time I see it
>>145651944Steelers loss was the fault of that second dropped puntEagles loss was the coaching staff's fault
Is Gayleb Williams the biggest bust in nfl history?
>>145651953
>>145651796i'm a burger staying here
>>145651974I was watching this while studying for a college test and I was so mad
>>145651953Jake "played better than Brady at Super Bowl 38" Delhomme
>>145651974Brady is so cool...
>>145651993he looks like a normal jim carrey in that pic
Gayleb Williams is on track for 3375 yards 22 TDs10 INT81 Passer RatingSo about 2018 Mitch Trubisky with 3 more games played lol
>>145651974how easy are spanish bitches?is being american a + or -?
>>145652007mitchie lostbustin lostgayleb lost
imagine getting picked off by a white safety/corner
>>145651974Mahomes beat the fuck out of Brady in the AFCCG matchup. The stats weren't particularly close.
>>145652045that counts as like 5 picks
>>145652051thobiet he lost though
>>145652045White safeties are few in numbers but are usually good
If whites can be WRs and CBs are just worse WRs why are white CBs so rare?
>>145651659Consider this bussy filled.
>>145652045I think if Jake Paul has taught us anything it’s that’s hired are discriminated against in American sports
>>145652007The bears have never had a QB pass for 4k yards OR 30 TDs lol
Why couldn't Tua do this? Is he just mentaly weaker?
>>145652115hurts preemptively won by giving coach nonanswers the first time too
>>145652010easier (and much hotter) than american cuntsbeing american is a plus for sure, but only if you know some spanish or they happen to know english kek. the english education system in spain is surprisingly shit
>>145652010Dunno but I've been to England and as soon as a slag heard my exotic midwest accent they would want the d. I should have stayed longer. I would have been able to obtain a bong gf two tiers higher than I have any right to.
>>145652136i would think that's the only time it wouldn't work for him.>"Jalen what day is it?">"We just gotta persevere and play complimentary ball for a chance at a ring. Stats don't matter to us. The room of gold is more precious than the palace of silver.">"...what?"
>>145652115I'm pretty sure you avoid concussions and neck problems by having a huge neckReally thats what the weight room should be aboutBig neck
>>145652248Legit strat just look at jerryworld lmao
>>145652115As QBs go, Jalen Hurts is a solid rock muscle beast. That being said fuck the Eagles I hope you choke again this year.
>Steelers vs Ravens>Bills vs Chiefswhy does the AFC get all the good games?
>>145652281As birbfren I like them :D
>>145652324Better conference
any sweet games on tonight?
>>145652324Niners - Seahawks division rivalry not good enough for you?
>>145652324>AFC is top heavy>first place matches like Bills/Chiefs are always exciting>NFC has more parity>first place matchups like Lions/Cowboys become embarrassing blowouts
>>145652324Would say recently nfc had good ones but then I saw lions last game >-<; also yesterdays. Gross.
>>145652441>cowboys>first placeAre you mentally retarded?
>>145652115Jaylen wears a huge helmet with a wide vision opening because he's not a dipshit.
>>145652471The only reason Lions and Cowboys played this year is because they won their divisions last year
>all he needs is a new head coach, new offensive coordinator, new qb coach, top 5 O line and completely re worked offensive scheme, then he will be good!when will the media jock sniffers give up on the caleb williams bustsperiment?
>>145652472>because he's not a dipshit.lel he’s clearly a brainlet
I have a hunch we'll see another year of Nick Sirianni beating the Coach of the Year 3 times in a season. Unless of course, the Voters decide to vote Sirianni as COTY
>>145652506If Tom Brady was forced to run the triple Option under Hue Jackson, Brian Johnson, Luke Getsy, and protected by Ereck Flowers tier players, would he still be elite?
>>145652491Yeah the cowboys “won” their division by a technicality or something LAST YEAR and are basement dwellers this year. And that’s your evidence that the nfc doesn’t have parity THIS YEAR?
>>145652506.500+ against tomato cans, under .300 against teams that aren't pac-12. lol.
>Seattle center retiring for "personal reasons"So what happened
>>145652549can't face the Brock
>>145652529 Not sure desu.. Both Army|Navy are doing great this year with it.
>>145652531I was arguing that the NFC does have more parity. Sorry it wasn't clear.
>>145652569Army and Navy have RBs at QB
>>145652549Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They don't care about fame, prestige, or money. Some men... just want to relax at home after making millions
>>145652587Army has a LB at QB actually lol, dudes huge.
>>145652549they found the bodies
>>145652605He's Hurts sized at 6' 221
>>145652570It was probably my fault
>>145652624Greentexting is ambiguous. It was my fault.
>>145652622Odd. Tv made him look yuge, going to see the game in December desu. :D
>>145652605
>Played all 63 snapsEither He's elite beyond comprehension, or the Eagles have literally no depth on defense
>>145652736The first one. He had an incredible game from start to finish. Clearly his conditioning is not a problem lol.
>>145652734Damn his legs are short as hell for his torso lel
>soon
>Cowboys and Eagles fans complain about their roster not realizing how spoiled they are, out of the 53 man roster would take 40 of theirs before choosing any of my Chiefs players
>>145647192No (You)s but I'll post it anyway
>>145652115Hurts absolutely got his bell rung you can see it with the handful of off the mark throws he made in the 2nd half and especially so in the postgame interviews>uh I don't remember that>...I probably shouldn't say that
>>145652826When have Eagles fans complained about their roster?Also the Cowboys roster is shit. Which players would you want?
>>145652831Stafford isn't surprising desu but Andy Dalton is. I remember a game against the Cardinals where he threw two pick sixes in back to back drives.
>>145652858Bane?!
>>145652858This is one of the best football-related images ever
>>145652831>burrow has already thrown as many pick-sixes as rodgerswoof
>>145652831>dook poopscottI thought he'd be higher t.bh
It's called being a gunslinger retards
>>145652917gunsling my nutz
>>145652813I can only hope not being on a team like the Cowboys would temper his tendency to be lockerroom cancer and chill out with the podcasts
>>145652849Last week there was an eagles fan complaining about his roster and had to explain to him they're the most stacked roster in the league
>>145652986quote some shit so I can look it up in the archivesI don't know where he could even start complaining about a weak Eagles roster
>>145652895pooa too lol
>>145652858
>>145652858probably one of my favorite webms
>>145653040>>145653043so nice it was posted twice
>mfw
>>145652115>>145652281>>145652848tfw too retarded to be concussed
>>145653072I love random crew reactions
>>145647585It's too late.
>*shuts down your best receiver in you're path*
>>145652986that was probably a false flag lmfao
>>145653173
>does nothing>wins
I don't know if it's just because I'm exactly the right amount of high right now but I'm watching Rush Hour and I've decided it's a masterpiece.It's such a shitty movie but the best kind. Tucker commits to everything and Jacky Chan is the best to ever do it.
>>145653348I can't decide who's the biggest WR bust: Worthy, Harrison, or Odunze.
>>145653348but enough about mahomes
>>145653378Worthy, followed by OdunzeHarrison isn't a bust, unless you just mean relative to the expectation he'd be the GOAT week one. He's solid.
>>145653377my brother likes that movie
Kareem Hunt has been the Chiefs' best non-lineman player on offense
>>145653434I've always liked that guy
why didn't the Giants draft a QB?
>>145653441They wanted Drake Maye but they couldn't get a trade done.
>>145653378Decide who's the biggest WR bussy
>>145653141this would imply tua doesn't have the IQ of a potato
>>145653377It's a bretty good movie for what it isHaven't seen it in years but would rewatch
>>145653377Yeah, it’s great. It’s the type of movie that’s good because it’s a bad script that comes alive because of how good the actors are in it. If you only read the script it would seem like such a dumb and derivative premise. Obviously Tucker and Jackie are the main reasons it works, but Tom Wilkinson is a great villain, the random FBI guys, Philip Baker Hall as the police chief. It’s just a solid cast.
>>145653512can tua's brain power a lightbulb?
Who’s had a better career at linebacker? Jack Lambert or Micah Parsons?
>>145653560
>>145653554Who or who?
>>145652895>>145653016That's not Burrow being bad, that's Rodgers being superhuman and/or a statpadder. We'll never see Rodgers TD:INT ratio again in our life time. Elite QBs are 3:1, he's 4:1.
>>145653572you are EARLY
>>145653716Posting this to make this schizo happy.
stfu
