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>>145648191
fuck up sebbo
cry harder faggot
not him but YFO yourself fella, you aren't welcome here
Only relevant T20 league
might head down to the waca today see what's going on
my heaties going to win this time
is fraser mcshit playing tonight?
>>145648191>KFC sponsors a Brazilian Butt Lift leaguefantastic. just excellent.
if "jake paul" "wins" the "fight" i'm officially boycotting all "sport" for the rest of my lifeso this may be the last time you ever see me
good morning gents
>>145659476mikey mike is 58 years old and its just a big money making session, they're both winning another floor on their mcmansions tonight
>>145661510maybe you're right. just know that if you are - /cric/ is losing 1 poster forever
rabbitlad hereAs of today I'm officially 32
FLAMES GOOOOOOOOAL
This thread has been claimed for /hoc/
>>145666036true go flames go
This team needs to be executed
when will my hawkies get good again?
>>145659476at least the fights might be more interesting than pacman vs payweather
>>145661935>>145659476its overoff you go mate
>Australia v Pakistan T20Is - Men2nd T20 I SCGfor what purpose? surely seven overs is enough
>>145666730Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines BlümeleinUnd das heißt: Erika.
ich mocht dicken booty
>autosagedlol, lmao even
there isn't enough room for the divegrass threads with all the boxing activity
hey niggas
hello jaiswal how are you sir/
any netflix recommendations? have a month long subscription I need to get my moneys worth out of
don't tell me bought it for the fight tonight kek
lollmao even
iny nutflux riccumindutions???
eeeneee neeeetfleeeeex reeeceemeeeendeeeetieeens
calm down mate
>>145666036>>145666730>>145652168>>145648358>>145648260https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mvGwN6nLYs
my one exposure to netflix was being away for work with another guy from the company who logged into his account on the "smart" tv in the donga and there was fuck all of any value on there, just piles of B movie slop and his attitude towards it was just to scroll through the 'top ten streaming movies' and pick one of those, absolute fucking garbage I don't know why anyone would pay for that shit
>having to take time off work to be with another guy get help mate
>>145677054tell us more storycunt you boring fucken faggot
>>145677066
t. goyflix payer
you wanna hear a real struggle mate? i have to walk every finished beer can i drink out to the recycle bin because mother gets angry at me if i leave 17 empty cans on the kitchen counter at the end of a night because it 'doesnt count as cleaning them up'fkn bitch
no lines or less, cheers.
cant have less than none mate
Do you know the person I despise the most on this earth? The voiceover guy that does the cringe voiceovers for Fox Sports video packages, fuck that cunt, Matt Nable i think his name is, what a cringe cunt.
>>145677096you should move into the bin so that you don't have to walk anywhere
Yes, the material he is given for the video packages is pathetic, but his delivery is unbelievably cringe.
>>145677174you see he thinks hes already there
I guess its Fox Sports they're all fuckheads, Fox Footy has cringe video packages going all year too
>>145677174terrible suggestion, i cant really bring girls back to a bin can i
>>145677194not with that attitude you wont
>>145677200wanna come back to my yellow bin sweetheart? its nice and warm
cricket status?
My kayo stream has no picture, only audio
Im listening to the cricket on my crystal radio set
WALLOP
is this a tiny meme boundary
>>145677291hobbits such as yourself would find it hard to hit the boundary but Big Strong Australians find it easily
Pak can never be us.
Didn't know S6 matches were a thing
the cucksworth lewis method
I had an otherwise mundane dream last night that included the rather specific factoid that before being a founding member of Joy Division and New Order, Peter Hook had initially gained fame as the mastermind behind The Village People.
McGurk is not a very attractive last name
>>145677332That wasn’t a dream, brother.
>>145677332i had a dream last night that i was rowing a canoe full of churros with cheese sauce around whistlindiesels lake
real captains knock that one
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE CRICKET IF I MISSED SMACKY IM GOING TO BE SAD
HIT EM FOR SIX SMACKY
hit em for 3(10) stonis
STOP LOSING WICKETS
australias plan is to lose wickets but keep memeswell in so he hits 120+
>biggest game of cricket all year>dead thread>dead sport
>>145677449thats cricket for you, its a dead heatless joke of a sport
>>145677449sorry mate just got home from playing golfim watching now
based pakibros coming out and supporting Australian cricket hope they have a good holiday before they have to go home, the horn guy needs to go home right now though
not sure why the coach has told pakistan to drop all these catches, catches win matches after all
australia have won
many such cases
>>145677484Based, they like t20 cricket and australians dont like any cricket at all so why not. And cricket is a dead sport anyway Some people might say nooooo we aussies need to support le brave aussie cricketers but no, fuck cricket australia, no one gives a shit cricket australia you fuckheads
calm down
>>145677480>playing golfbased>watching meme cricketcringe
If this was australia v new zealand the crowd would be smaller because it would have to rely on more white people showing up
is this a home game?crowd seems to be supporting the wrong team
>>145677449over an hour til it starts dumbass
wogged it right to the man
The Omani import FEARS the Dutch import
we used to have a dutchie in /cric/shame he got bullied out by some aussiestwas a friendly fella
missus being an absolute cunt about going to her family for christmas this year, going to the garage to delete some beers.
make her go the garage mate
haven't had a beer in like 2 weeksmight have a few during the fight tomorrow
im wearing nothing but a jockstrap
>>145677480How did you get on mate? Play to handicap? x
takes true god-given talent to pick out a fielder like that
Think I might get a membership at a cheap golf course when I'm 34 and then play 3-4 times per week for several years until I have a handicap of 10
>>145677609driving was amazing like usual, seem to have been bless-ed with a god given gift of straight drivesirons were decentchipping was pretty goodputting was absolutely atrocious, just couldn't get the pace right
I will never play golf
>>145677638don't give up mate, if you work hard and apply yourself you won't be poor forever
Ausbros this is a bit of an awkward development
>>145677635Do you think straight drives are best of all?My golfing friends seem to think that it's better to have a slight draw, although I cant really understand whyI've naturally got a slight draw on my drive, so it might just be because they're trying to make me feel better about my game (which is otherwise largely diabolical)
golfposting has potential
STOP TALKING ABOUT GOLF
/crugolf/
>>145677671slight draw, straight, slight fade, even a more significant draw or fade... none of it really matter as long as it's consistentthe "best" shot of all, is the one that you can hit and know exactly where it's going to end up
talk about the cricket
I'd chat golf, but I'm actually an ateeist.
>>145677703LOOOOL
There's something inherently attractive about the idea of being 37 and finishing office toil at 2.45pm (having started early and only taken a short lunch) and then going to the local course for a quick 18 holes by yourself while listening to an audiobook and then returning to the homestead at 6.50pm-ish where the missus has prepared a fennel lemon risotto You can't deny that this is an inherently attractive proposal, so please don't even try
>not rich>have no mates >never played golf
>>145677671a fade gets more backspin so you get less distance, so people generally like draws more. a solid analogy for draw vs fade is topspin vs backspin in tennis.but yeah - as that other anon said, the optimal drive is one thats consistent
>>145677694Good point, very wise
AUS were 50/0 in 3.1 overs btw
who is cricket's equivalent of tiger woods?who is cricket's equivalent of rory mcilroy?
fuck g*lf to hell
risotto's a side dish and no greasy eyetie is going to convince me otherwise
>>145677729worst collapse in t20 history?
the sooner chamberlain park is turned into flats the better
>>145677710>podcast on the course>not using it as a social / networking toolngmi. seriously.
got a foreboding inglis captaincy record backing up rn
>>145677735jesse ryderben stokes
>>145677735TendulkarKohli
>>145677749Has to be this
What Australia excels at in Cricket>T7What Australia sucks at in Cricket>t20>tests>ODIs
>>145677770that is indeed quite bad if truedidn't even know we had a t20 team to be h
Imagine unironically going travelling after 27after the spirit, the wonder has left the body What a waste of money
>>145677785>he isn't a history-autist that needs to visit historic locations to have an out-of-body experience where you mentally travel back in time and imagine what life would've been likethe hardest NGMI i can give
might go Pakistan
>>145677816fucking this t. garn dien bien phu end of the year
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
might put the house on india beating us in the BGT
I suppose moving to Cardiff (not that srs about this) is a bit like going Pakistan
Was reading an interesting book about the Vietnamese conflicts against the French and then the Americans (Embers of War) while I was out there, but I was having SO MUCH FUN that I didn't have too much time for reading and only got like 20% of the way throughMight pick it up again, with a particular focus on whether the region is in any more ripe for the growth of a cricketing powerhouse in its post-independence era
big gay tournament?
>>145677753no we need places for the shit golfers and munters to go toplus, takapuna will just take its place anyway
>>145677852this is (probably; not quite) the equivalent of me considering moving to Bathurst that one time
DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE FIELD
>cricketing
>>145677861>wewhat hole are you playing mate?
>>145677855You ever read The Origin of Totalitarianism? There's a vein running through it elucidating the Anglo/Jewish entanglement. Interesting read...
>>145677888Nah never have, bit of a history-let though so I could do with reading a few more books like that
>>145677888did it talk about who'd win a cricket match?
KEK WHAT A RETARD
>aaron retardie
wtf is going on with the lads this series
bit embarrassing that
Was walking to bouldering yesterday and the most overwhelming need for a shit came over me suddenly. Hadn't felt anything like it before really. Whole insides just tightened up and felt like were going to explode. I had had a duck Penang street food a few hours earlier, really should known better and had the insight to let that one out before walking to bouldering, let alone attempting bouldering carrying that load. Made the decision to go home (brisk walk, light jog while taking deep breaths like something off a YouTube ant-anxiety help vid ), rather than risk the rest of the journey to my destination and get there soil free.I felt I was slightly under halfway I guess , and anyone hearing that apocalyptic evacuation at Bouldering would have been a bit embarrassing for me
>>145677855Crisp, glad to hear it was a good trip, I read 'Hell in a Very Small Place' which was a comprehensively depressing account of what happened at Dien Bien Phu and how ineffective being completely reliant on aerial resupply was, dropping shit into the Viet Minh lines constantly even up to the updated maps with all of the French positions and codenames and known enroaching trenches. I did airdrop in the army and it's funny how nothing changes.
>Indians smashed saffasmoar liekSIMAPALA SIMPALA SAMAPLA SIMIAN SIMELANE SMELLYLANE COETZE BLOATZE JANSEN FAGSENALL BTFO aaaammmoirite?? haaaaaa
>>145677897It does a good job wading through all the events that lead to Hitler, Stalin and (kind of) Mao. Ironically some of the most interesting parts were about England (and by extension South Africa) and Franceand of course, the jews>>145677900It was written by a German jew living in America; I don't think she cared too much about cricket, unfortunately.
>she
>>145677945Nice, I think that's the part of Embers of War that I'm just getting up to actually. Can't remember exactly what year I'm up to, but the French and the Vietnamese are in conflict, with the French controlling the major cities/towns and roads by day, and the Vietnamese resistance hiding out in the jungles and launching guerrilla attacks by nightAre you planning to visit Saigon? Personally felt that the Cu Chi Tunnels were a little disappointing (bit of a tourist trap, don't actually learn a massive amount) but the Remnants of War Museum was very interesting (albeit focusing mostly on the conflict with the Americans, rather than the French)>>145677969Sounds good, and indirectly cricket-related (in terms of understanding the key geopolitical factors affecting the steady growth of the county game in England circa 1950-1970)
>in terms of
I haven't seen any aussies in the stands today thats wild
>>145677861Taka is entirely asian now anyway.
tard making me miss spaccy ngl
>>145677939v3 or less cheers
tabla x
>v3 or lesst. Everyone on /cric/ except me
anyone else find it kind of funny how we use "on special" interchangeably with "on sale" when talking about discounted grocery store merchandise? the expression "on sale" is amusing in and of itself desu
LETS GO TWO FIRST NAMES BOWL EM OUT
>>145678046FOY
ITS OVER
guy I played at tennis last week said I was the steadiest player he's ever played against in York absolutely dogged. I'm maybe the shivnarine chanderpaul aul of tennis
I like how /cric/ is just anons just blurting out random shit into the void and maybe 1 or 2 people actually watching the cricket
someone should make a doco about us
*SMASHES dat mute button*
just flossed for the first time in years
thought I bullied this toothpick armed bulimic out
who does Warner know? he got paid HUGE bucks to do a below average spell at the Sydney Thunder, now he's way way below average at commentary but he seems to have a consistent gig how can someone be so shit yet float through life
>>145678114he's been posting here all this time but was just waiting for his bumchum bard to return before he started posting as himself again
he's objectively one of the best Aus openers ever so he'll always be in demand for work
ausbros i dont feel so good
I've got rather yellow teeth but they seem very sturdy, and are very straight Lucked out because my dad and I think three siblings have crooked ones and they all needed braces, except me
>>145678114my arms are unironically veiny and huge and welshyou can't do 7 pull ups ol bingo wings, you puffy angloI do 20 4th set, after 3 sets of +50kg chins
oof, right in the gulab jamuns
>>145677939why are you watching anxiety help vids?
Walked past a guy in a pavement t-shirt yesterday in North Yorkshire He had a massive belly Made me consider my life choices
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF DON'T EVEN BOTHER GETTING YOUR PASSPORT STAMPED YA FUCK
Who is Usman Khawaja supporting? Just asking!
nobody cares about your pee20 m8
im a big booty baddie
oof, right in the roti basket
is 2-28 a good score after 6 overs lads
why have Aus done away with female commentators? disgraceful
this zampa cunt is so zesty
ayo it's spin shady
We want Isa!
explain how the boundary rope benefits the game
Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
>>145678249
Surely Pakistan should think about upping the run rate not sure quite what the tactic is here
>>145678258Quite nice when you see a crisply-hit cover drive careering at great pace along the ground to the boundary, and then it hits the rope and flies over the advertising board into the front few rows of the crowd
Adam Zampa has a wife
Even though I'm on an embarrassing run of 2 (two) golden ducks I remain confident that if and when I return to the cricketing pitch next summer the ability to hit firm and forceful front-foot cuts to the cover boundary will return to me
you going into the winter indoor nets to practice some FFCs bard lad?
Zampa is le heckin quirky character
>>145678275and elton john has two biological children
>>145678272>>>Reddit
>>145678284Honestly? Unironically? My humble and forthright view on the matter?Will depend upon the cost of the winter net sessions, simple as (£2.50 or less for an hour and I might consider it, not otherwise)
Best at chin ups on /cric/Best at tennisBest at Bouldering Best at jumper purchasing
reckon zampa's just a bit of a weirdo, I would say stoinis is the biggest closet case. in this team that is, usman clearly takes the cake over all formats
>>145678302fuck up retard
>>145678275what's his name?
>>145678307Stoinis? Khawaja? What are you on about?
>best at chin ups on /cric/you didn't think I was online and you're a bit unlucky given that I only just signed in but you know this is wrong and that I got you into doing them t. chinup lad
>>145678302You'll also be the best at eating knuckle sandwhiches from yours truly if we ever cross paths mate
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFFIMAGINE GETTING CAUGHT AT YOUR HOME GROUND
not sure how the ball has swing after bouncing
actually, beginning to doubt the 3rd one but the rest are definitely true
more like best at getting btfo by the freethinker post and then leaving /cric/ for several months
no good at chin-ups myself, but they're get exponentially more difficult when you're not a 5'3" midge like spacky
>>145678320how many reps can you do with +70% of your bodyweight attached?
so when you get bent over and fucked in the cricket was it gods will as well?HATTRICK HATTRICK HATTRICK HATTRICK HATTRICK HATTRICK HATTRICK
If you're the boyfriend of a gay sportsman you get to hang out with the hot wags of the other players
HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>145678335based scorchie customer
>>145678335If you're the boyfriend of a gay sportsman you stay locked firmly in the closet
Chin-ups really do feel like something a character in a DFW novel does. Way more high-brow. Way more French Open Whereas pull-ups far more deano, a far more unnatural and body punishing movement
>>145678333probably 15ish
Im scared of pullups and chinups
The unwound enjoyer does chin-upsThe NIN enjoyer does pull-ups
I hate to do this to you anons but you'll never be as buff as me (cat's name is blob his previous owner (RIP) used to feed him too much but he's doing better these days he works out with me!) now lets enjoy the cricket
Used to be able to do muscle-ups when I was at Loogabarooga, haven't tried them sinceNot really a question of strength desu, more just a question of getting the technique right and adjusting your hand position quickly enough
skindiana bones bowen is allergic to bicep curls
Talk about cricket you retards
>>145678362Im gonna try to get bigger than you
>>145678362would put you the back of the saturday paper
>>145678374you will! I believe in you
>>145678368If you don't understand the link between upper body strength and conditioning and capacity for forceful front-foot cuts then there really might be no helping you
ol bingo wings aka Max 6 pull-ups thinks he is moulding his long-term calorie surplus gristle into impressive arm mass by doing a few bicep isolations
>>145678382Cheers big ears
the only cuts in your life are the people cutting you out of their life kek
The BITCH of a Russian ex finally unfollowed me on IG. Liked the first few posts from my trip, then suddenly unfollowed me, even though I unfollowed her almost a decade ago and she didn't reciprocate. Wonder what prompted it desu
fuck off you bouldering buffoon and go make love to a wall
>moulding FOMTY(Fuck off me the yank)
>>145678405reckon she might be jelly you went to SEA to bang seamonkeys without her tbqhwybet she's a closet lezzo
female bodybuilder gf 2027
yessss I love the organ clapping song *CLAP CLAP* doo doo doo doo *CLAP CLAP*
DROPPED THE SMASHES
Why am I so muscular and Welsh ?Think it was the dirty bulk I did back in 2012. Maybe /cric/'s Ill advice proved not so ill in the end
why THE FUCK os he wearing 88?
post nose baz
>matt shite
neither muscular nor welsh btw
these shit spinners are going to cost us this game I HATE modern day spin cucks
>>145678362nice purse mate
>>145678461to the average normie I am also I am kinda Welsh because two of my grandparents first language was welsh
spencer and bartlett are worse than a curry-monkey when it comes to spurious appealling
>>145678479I'll let the missus know you said so she'll get a kick out of it
>>145678488sorry meant murse
>>145678462the IPL is to blame tb h fa m
>le BIG decider in... Hobart.... >on a... monday night
BOWLS TO THE LEFT BOWLS TO THE RIGHTSPENCER JOHNSON CAN'T BOWL FOR SHITE
>>145678507It's weird how they fuck over the rest of cricket to make way for these pointless T20 farces, but then also can't be arsed to even schedule them in a sensible way
>>145678405>A decade ago sounds like you are a bit obsessed with her desuI thought I was bad still thinking about my ''''ex''' from earlier this year Update: haven't bumped into her at bouldering once(convinced she's retired), but have happened to pedal past her twice on my way back from tennis matches (won both of course), as she was making her way to what (I imagine) was Catholic society. First time we kind of smiled/laughed at each other. 2nd time she pretended to ignore me, and I myself felt that was appropriate
>>145678516
>>145678516kek you idiot
how is it a decider? Sorry did Australia already lose?
>>145678526sarrrr we don't know yet we have redeemed the end yet sarrr please sarrr
think about my ex every day. its been more than a year lmao
>>145678526no but Steven May
>>145678522I wasn't checking on her specifically, I just have an app which tells me when somebody unfollows me (which is admittedly VERY petty and womanly of me)Think you should go back grovelling on hands and knees to the Catholic lass desu, could be exactly what you need to sort yourself outThe love of a good woman and peaceful communion with our Heavenly Father are cures for most ailments
ez when we playing a good team
>>145678516>(You)
>mitchell johnson>mitchell starc>spencer johnsonIs there a Spencer Starc?
>I just have an app which tells me when somebody unfollows me
yeah warnie loved him
She wasn't the one, anyway Hiba was the one Imagine those strong Sudanese genes up the climbing wall
Hiba IS the one mate2025 (happens to be the same year parsiq will hit $4)trust the plan
>>145678554would smash their HSPs with my BWC iykwim haha>>145678556no but Steven Smith
alfradi more like salty little bitch
>leg spinner>never actually spins the ball from leg to offhuh?
>>145678544I can hang off a 20mm edge with more weight than you, and won't be patronized by an uppity neek like yourself thanks
>>145678560Honestly? Unironically? My humble and forthright view on the matter?It's just plain rude behaviourThe ones who unfollow me are almost always women who followed me first in the not too distant past, I can only assume it's a deliberate strategy because they care a lot about their follower:followee ratioThus I will NOT allow myself to participate in this charade and continue following people who have no interest in my humble updates - the app helps with that
>>145678554corr
WOULD THE REAL SPIN SHADY PLEASE STAND UP
the bouldering ''''gf'''' wasn't /cric/ approved (didn't like test cricket)giving her that 70% off bracelet for her birthday was frankly too good for her
>more weight than youThis part is true at least, Flabby B
why did they make that duck graphic so soulless? hired some intern to make it 3D?
>>145678594Although actually I do worry that I'm looking a bit too gaunt and skeletal recently, probably a combination of the trail running and the very healthy dietMight change up the fitness goals and put a bit of weight back on soon
>>145678605it got outsourced to a certain group of people
they can't win from here right? RIGHT?
I'm the best natural athlete on /cric/, lets crunch the data..nobody else can compete with this CV>18:27 5K pb>eviscrator of soft v5s>4 plate deadlift PB>+70kg chin+ups for reps >Top 5 tennis player in YorkI'm the Aussie rules footballer of /cric/, let's face it
>>145678629what mental illness is this lads
>>145678611in 5 years time the duck will be an anime girl dressed as a duckling
>for repskek, meaning you managed to do 2 - once
>>145678136queem QUEEM haha x
>>145678618>it got outsourced to a certain group of people>who>certain group
>>145678646they do hollywood movies these days they some of them make billions of dollars so the cricket duck should be kino
>>145678629don't get your abilities confused with your ambitions zachy
>>145678640cope
>>145678629It doesn't change the fact that 17kg is babby weight.I don't think you quite understand. I can bench 110kg for 5 and deadlift 220kg for 5. I have passed a point where my mind and body don't even register weights less than 20kg. In my world objects less than 20kg don't exist.I am getting stronger and stronger every time I hit the gym. I am starting to fear my own strength.
RAUF DOING A SMACKY INCOMING
>>145678629Truly embarrassing 5km PB, get yourself down to York parkrun
just remembered when shitjeet acted incredibly proud and posted his 5K pb and it was like 24 minutes and everyone just laughed at him
>>145678669no I don't because I have something called A LIFE you mentally ill tranny always online weirdo
Mad how it was only one week ago when I was parkrunning around Lumphini Park, Bangkok, beside the big monitor lizards Feels like I've been back in the UK for at least two and a half monthsOne week of civil service toil will do that to you
oh fuck off with your complainingridiculous that these civil ''''sevants'''' get to take a full month off while the rest of us can barely get 2 weeks approved
got any laptop thumbing job openings matei'm a neet but i'm more english than most of london these days
>>145678665Oh come on 18:27 is quite good For a teenager who just used to run around his village in tennis shoes and had no actual interest in it as a hobby Anyway, no Don't like running Makes me feel nauseous afterwardsyour heart has a pre-programmed number of beats and you're using them up for no reason running, that's what my wealthy grandpa says anyway
bard doesn't live in London (wishes he did thoughever)
>>145678660>In my world objects less than 20kg don't exist.this but 50 kg for me x
>>145678690piss off racist everyone in london IS english
In terms of laptop thumbing opportunities in Donedon
AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS thanks for coming pakibro tourists but we're just TOO good see you in Hobart
MASALAu tell em fella!
*audible brain fart*
>>145678708no but Sydney Sweeney iykwim haha
yfo fat
>>145678689>a full month off5 weeks, actuallySwung 6 weeks last yearDon't think I can repeat the feat next year though, so my ambitious plans of a trip around the Stans and Eurasia might have to wait for a between-job window>>145678703Correct and then incorrect>>145678701It's fairly goodYour grandpa is wrong and/or Karl Pilkington (who also espoused that ludicrous theory)
>>145678729haaa haaaaaHaaa queem QUEEM
god....I've just got this brain.....it's both a blessing and a curse
>crowdmogged in your own countrymore of a golf nation tbqhwy
>>145678735how is running good?just isn't fun With climbing you get to pull through your fingers and go higher and higher. Genuinely satisfying Running you just get out of breath. What's the point. Don't get to build incredibly sexy arms like mine Running and swimming are like climbings two too younger retarded, less primal bothers
>caring about pajama cricket
speaking of which, shallst be watching the rest of golf now
humans evolved to runthen devolved to partake in reddit shite like crossfit and bouldering (the crossfit of gen Z)
ok I'm off to vulcanus bros PEACE xoxo
If running was fun and supported muscular breakdown and regrowth in my work of art Welsh arms I would run
>go higher and higherbruv genuinely thinks he's achieved something by going halfway up an indoor gym lmaotry mountaineering if you actually want to be respected
>hey guys i'm built like an afl player>i don't like running though
>>145678770based most dire take ever lad, how's your Saturday?
Might go for a trail run now if that's ok with everybody>>145678758Trail running is very goodFeel the earth beneath your feet, the wind in your hair, the raw unparalleled beauty of time spent in natureAlso better for your joints to be running on varied incline and terrain
Gladiator 2 Why the fuck was that even made Absolutely dire''oh but it has an Irish actor in and mr. Reddit pascal and Denzel''Should have just picked a new theme entirely, like a Zulu warrior or something Just don't understand why gladiator poo needed to be made
meanwhile certain man still ducking trail bouldering
when i was a kid i'd climb boulders whilst i was camping with friendsthen i grew up
Smoked a couple of joints in Thailand (where it's legal) and found that I got VERY high as a resultCouldn't focus on anything and I was almost at the point where I was hallucinatingSpoke to a couple of my degenerate marijuana-imbibing friends about it afterwards and apparently even they wouldn't typically smoke a whole joint in a single sitting
great blog - just subscribed!
>>145678817>if that's ok with everybodyi don't consent>>145678827>Should have just picked a new theme entirely, like a Zulu warrior or somethingthis but not call it gladiatorit's retarded how they call it cultural appropriation but when they do it to us it's fine but they're still somehow incapable of coming up with their own stories that sell well
zachy = tyson, bouldering = paulit's a young man's game. will never go pass a (non-reddit sofa gym) v4 and he knows it
>>145678864bravery issue
does weed really make you high just makes you feel asleep really and the earth spin a bitsouth American bongo, now that makes you feel content, your lower jaw just feels in its right placeIt's interesting, sometimes when I'm playing really confidently at tennis, I feel like this slight clamp in my lower jaw. There must be something in-built in the brain that drugs just bring out, they don't necessarily distort and bend all truth
>>145678858Ok I guess I'll stay in thenBut there IS a risk that I could blogpost on /cric/ while doing so, so I really do think it's in everybody's interests if I leave>>145678880I thought so too but for some reason it had the opposite effect on meGot high as a kite and then I couldn't sleep until 4am
your lower jaw will be 10 feet away from the rest of your face when I see you at the xmas /cric/ meet mate
>>145678890lords street maccas in 15 minutes mate
zachy has never been in a fight
>>145678880sounds like you were on CBD not THCbut it does if you don't smoke too much and aren't on le couchlocking CBD variants
Climbing really isn't a young man's game relative to other pursuits You are so wrong there There are many cases of people who were already experienced climbers moving through v grades from like 40 to 45This kinda thing doesn't happen in any other sporting pursuitClimbers don't fall off Ultimately pure climbing isn't that athletic, it's just pull strength through your fingers
>>145678880wtf are you on about lad
>>145678947Should really be "fewer"
zachy's been set off by that age truthnuke lmaothe cope is pouring out nowimagine if you started around the time Ponting retired from cricket - you'd have been elite by now
>>145678890>Implying that's happening If it did there'd be three hits Me hitting you You hitting the floor And the ambulance hitting fucking 90
>>145678956it's a bravery issue he can't bridge that gap
Decided I actually quite like the arrogant code monkey I manage - he likes the sound of his own voice too much, but he's very good at his job and does a lot of workDon't think he'll last long at this grade desu, deserves a promotion at least to my level, probably higherIn the meantime he and I are on a Musk-style drive to slash bureaucracy and inefficient processes in our little corner of the civil service (ultimately doomed to failure because we'll run into some "sorry, don't care, we don't do things that way" bureaucrat at a higher grade than us)
Ruff, tuff Old men are good at climbing They arent good at any other sports This is a simply truth Not a cope
>>145678969why are you talking about toil on a Saturday you absolute neek
>>145678983reckon surgeons toil on saturdays innit lad
>>145678983Because I was prevented from going (trail) running and simply don't know what else to do with myselfWish there was some cricket on tbqhwy
you have permission to go on a long walk (to lidl)
>>145678969>he's very good at his jobbasedthere's been far too many cunts hired because of le STEM and ESG score memes
I'm going to stop being nice and offering out a hand Because I don't ever get anything back really Think I'll just stop complimenting peoples tennis games after I beat them Just gonna become a full blown narcissistic like bard
Might stop being someone with light narcissistic traits And become a full blown narcissist instead like bard
bard is a self-aware narcissist who tried to make all /cric/s about him but knows he's doing itzachy is a narcissist who does the same thing but doesn't realise it
>>145679004Planning to do that tomorrow morning>>145679009He was hired through our fast-track graduate code monkey scheme, where I think the entry requirements are a little stringentHe's fairly dyslexic and a little bit socially abrupt (typical male autist really), but very good at writing code to improve business processes We make quite a good team desu, because I'm effectively useless at anything with real value, but know how to write well and how to delicately navigate the social intricacies of the toil landscape>>145679036This is partly true but I genuinely don't try to derail /cric/ and make it about meI just have a propensity for blogposting, no doubt due to a severe lack of stimulation in my lifeI need to get better at asking other people about themselves and listening to them, absolutely
*smashes that X on the tab*
stop talking about toil on Saturday you absolute neek
>>145679043>he's not a diversity hire*bangs fire*
>>145679036t.brainlet
>>145679059A white bloke, unfortunatelyHe is a poortherner with a regional accent though, so probably still comes under one of the hundreds of diversity networks we have
>>145679065retarded >we count welsh, irish, and scots the same as englishimagine trying to be inclusive but somehow be ignorant of 2000 years of history
Might start an onlyfans honestly I got the rigImagine how many san Francisco tech homos I get paying for vids of my Welsh bouldering body doing warm-ups in my 3 story town house Beats working for a living
>>145679036bit in this
Btw I won't be Because I have religious sensibilities and don't want to go to hell
>>145679036bard literally doesn't exist. a phd that didn't go to his graduation. a phd that doesn't go to conferences, a phd that doesn't do research. goes on holidays multiple times a year. a self described miser who spends like a drunken sailor on multiple international jaunts per year. called bard and can barely play his instrument of sing in key.
The thing is narcissists don't admit they are wrong ever I don't do that I'll accept I have mild narcissist traits. Like I really enjoy the sight of my body after a shower But I'm not really a narcissist. I just kind of like the Internet and don't have a gf
>>145679087better than banking on parsnips fella
>>145679105damnthe freethinker hunter just became the freethinker hunted
Tbh though Denying you are a narcissist is maybe more narcissistic than being a narcissist itself, or at least the routes that have led you there are more narcissistic
>>145679043do you rate the German dark chocolate selections at Lidl fella¿
a phd that LITERALLY didn't know what a bonnet was, that's what tuned me in. how do you spend 10 years on a few letters and not even know what fucking hat it is. and how many, many times you hear 'so when you getting your bonnet', etc, etc.
Bard is the archetype narcissistHasn't done a single thing of note except thumb a laptop but inherently thinks he is better than others Whereas me, Zany z, I like to think I give everyone more of a chance
>>145679105>bard literally doesn't existRegrettably, I do>a phd that didn't go to his graduationI was embarrassed by the uni (worthless ex-poly), it was during covid when social gatherings were still partly restricted, I'd have had to shell out £100+ for the day trip to attend, my parents didn't even care about attending, and I've already been to my BSc and MSc graduations. All sorts of reasons why I didn't go desu>a phd that doesn't go to conferences, a phd that doesn't do researchWell yeah, if I'm no longer in a job that'll pay me to do that, then obviously I stop doing that. What, am I meant to just jet off to conferences for a topic that I used to research but don't anymore, because I'm now just a lowly civil servant doing something completely different? (Postdoc prospects looking VERY promising though, so could all change)>goes on holidays multiple times a yearTwice per year for the last two years, desu. Don't think going on holiday multiple times per year is particularly remarkable either, when you get 5 weeks of paid leave.>a self described miser who spends like a drunken sailor on multiple international jaunts per yearDon't spend too much on these holidays desu, and I have to spend my money on SOMETHING. Estimate that my SEA trip cost about £1.7k, for absolutely everything (flights, accommodation, food, activities, etc). South America maybe a little pricier, but not by much. >called bard and can barely play his instrument of sing in keyEveryone's a critic! >a phd that LITERALLY didn't know what a bonnet wasA scotch bonnet is a type of chilli m8>how do you spend 10 years on a few letters3 years>and how many, many times you hear 'so when you getting your bonnet'Did my research away from the university so didn't spend any time with other PhD students, but would wager that nobody has conversations like this with each other. They might say "When are you graduating?" but not "When are you getting your bonnet?" (might be a weird Australian thing)
bard's simply a boring prick. zachy's a mentally ill retard, but has a good turn of phrase and a sense of humour.
>>145679138Dark chocolate doesn't really tickle my pickle desuAs a white man I naturally gravitate towards milk chocolate>>145679176I wouldn't say I'm inherently better than others per seBut I am better than you, that much is obvious Your alcoholism, schizophrenia, and general weirdness doesn't count in your favour in the overall ranking system, unfortunately
>>145679182
>>145679196Will only adhere to this instruction once it is grammatically sound, and even then I won't adhere to it
>will only adhere to this and even then i won't adherereckon you have a lesson to learn about what is and isn't gramatically sound champ
>>145679202Well I'm sorry that my PhD didn't cover how to write more bettererIs that a crime?If it is, then lock me up and throw away the key
>>145679193lolll seethe on neek boyfreak
>has a good turn of phrasenot really true is itcan tell bard is a better writer and a more literate chap in general (although he did embarrass himself one time thinking Cormac M was some niche writer)
I kind of rate the new Cure album desuthinking Endsong might even be cusic
>>145679216You've bought into the Zachy B propaganda, I never said he was a niche writer among the literarily literate crowd, but simply that the average joe on the street (who reads 1-2 pop fiction books per year maximum) wouldn't have heard of him
>>145679231no but Steven May
Ok I really do need to go on a (trail) run now before it gets darkAbsurd country we live in
FUMING this blob I was anticipating all day is sliding just to the south
>>145679238hope you get eaten and shut out by an undocumented Worcestershire black panther, you narcissist prick
>>145679265based exgfza who doesn't know what a narcissist is
*shat out
>>145679230For me it's a fragile thing
>>145679276album's aren't fragile mate
>>145679216t.bard multi-tasking as he was tying up his neeky shoes to go for his weird run
I don't know a lot of words, which is weird because my memory is amazing, but would say I'm still good with them
>>145679284
Fucking hate the nine inch nails
quite a fan myself
>>145679341the good take>>145679347the reddit take
Bard is a neek
NIN is ok for angsty millennial teens in the 1990s and 2000s. hasn't aged well though (unlike Lateralus - Tool)
>>145679336looks more like img corruption and also trip on doom chad iykwim haha
Stop being niceNIN are pure direAbsolute ear cancer
spiritually and existentially I am an angsty teen at the turn of the millennium. and I will never let go of the fact that I was not consulted before being born against my will.
>>145679404eaten some ice cream yet mate
these are niggaz that think built for landfill, stephen malkmus and malfunctioning TB303s are the peak of music. listen to Still (2002) and embrace your inner melodramatic theatre kid.
Being 'so-called' weird seems to pay well, keep getting these grandpa installments And at the same time, I'm anything but indolent
built to spill are actually good and z got me into them
Perfect from now on is unironically the greatest album of all time
meant TR808s
>>145679468>>145679477ick
>the great dictator is on tomorrow (today)we are totally impartial but when was the last time you saw triumph of the will on fta tv
I'm a tarq with an unbeatable Welsh spirit The perfect combination of genes
list of welsh achievements: , , , &
>>145679468tb was posting them beforre where is that cunt?
>>145679556my veiny muscular arms
any Aus post after this is a fucking sad sack and we're like 85% sad sack as we speak let that fucking weirdo mental asylum faggot talk to himself all night have some self respect
first
So glad my working class Welsh dad any my tarq mum had sex and produced me Means I get to go bouldering at 3pm every day Was an absolutely brilliant business idea
agreed. everyone should wait for the protagonist of /cric/ to return from his run
Cross-class sex should be promotedShould get tax exemptions Only way to produce geniuses such as myself
>>145679585A neek redditor will never be the protagonist of /cric/
>>145679616Cross-class sex should be promotedShould get tax exemptions
>>145679616>no photoshop>no lighting tricks>elite shades>elite hairthis was the peak of zachy's life
like it or not having a load of veins popping out of your arms doesn't look good. it simply isn't aesthetic like >>145679616 (zyzz knew this)
I'm still tonk though, and still have those shades haha
>>145679616fun fact: this image was taken from ground level 1 foot away
>>145679616>>145679616W A L E SALES
>>145679616Can't pay?We'll take it away
hell devours the indolent
huge game of football tonight wales vs turkey 5:30 on the iplayer
Might tune in Land of my fathers Land of my biceps
soccer's strictly for poofs
5pm sorry
>>145678689if you count 5 working days = week then I get almost 7 weeks off haha =)
i don't think about work even when I'm there
>>145679616He lives in meHe is me The king I see inside
The pre 27 years old me He is still me
>>145679242update: now it's finna putting some rain on the garden
>>145680232you should go travelling like bard. you might enjoy it. you only seem to go on holiday to little yorkshire towns, sussex, and wales, and that doesn't seem very fun
Might go to Pakistan Or Africa No interest in SEA because not an NPC
>>145679616corrrrrsurely the GOAT /cric/ selfie
>>145679616look at those gay little sunglasses lmao. image reminds me of a middle-aged divorcee dad trying to look cool
traveling is a meme, and, dare I say it: tarq shit. it only expands the minds of the tiny minded. and everyone is bored by your trite, generic memories that you will repeat for the next 40 years
most australians tend to be less-travelled (excluding SEA and the USA)
>>145680279Why do you think I have such zest for life?Because my muscles are big
>I feel I just grew so much!read: I got cryptosporidium in me right now from a """traditional""" laksa and now my gut biome can't tolerate gluten & lactose.#purelife
a lot of the problem with women is down to them having no natural musculature we could live in a beautiful world if all women were muscular
(no homo)
times like these I would like one (1) ciggie to smoke out in the rain
Certain man ITT playing out his anime fantasies
ITT bots talking to each other (poorly)
Missing Liam Payne right now lads Lovely bloke
fuck it, will partake in a Davidoff cheroot
This is hell In heaven Liam Payne is alive, certain man is dead
(not srs)(Semi-srs)What to today? Can't exactly go into town because York is full of yanks and other tourist types Might move to cardiffThank God for rich parents, this world is truly horrendous
I was just pretending to be schizo
didn't even know who liam payne was until the story of them having to peel him off the concrete
caught a lightening strike illumination with my self-important photograph.
>drinking beer and smoking in the dark by yourselfgrim
>>145681083it's my idea of heaven, especially at 2am
>drinking beer and smoking in the dark by yourselfcomfy af
>>145681083literally me right now@zachy https://www.youtube.com/live/5B4c9X82YIs?si=YK6ukRs6tbC9cMTb
Love you Welsh bru
if the zachster respected his body as much as he claims he would have joined us teetotalchads by now
>>145679616Puffy fat neeks anglooids see this image in their sleep and start sweating, rolling
>>145681347Nah I'm Welsh I like a home brew, it's in my culture Won't be drinking madri or any of that ilk though
No sulphates for me di lads
>>145680279nothing special. everyone looks bigger in that pose, standard certain man tricks
Designer Cider
on the northern monk tonight
w-whats hi-*snorts* his name th-then mate? hahaha
Everyone, except you Funny that, fatty
Alas, I'm back from my (trail) run, but the oft-sighted black panther of Worcestershire failed to eat meI did see my first snake (ok, slow worm) here recentlyI've often thought it could liven things up if I went down to the Forest of Dean, captured a few families of wild boar, and then unleashed them to propagate in the local area, but I've not put that plan into action yet
>I did see my first snake (ok, slow worm) here recentlyglad all that running has helped you get rid of your belly :^)
>>145681680Cheeky sod!
Went for a run a week neek Came back an even weeker neek, with less body mass and less heartbeats left on the clock.Have to ask yourself what was the point
>week>weekerthe severe lack of food is starting to impact your brainpower
Oh fuck off brown noser of bard
me zachy me university of life me no know how to spell
oi bard m8 did you deliver your stand-up set at that wedding then or nah? did anyone (1 person) laugh? your ''''banter'''' sounded awful from the snippets you posted
>>145681999kek
>>145682014Yeah I did, and it unironically went really wellLots of laughs, and had people I didn't know coming up to me afterwards telling me they loved it and asking me if I'd done lots of public speaking before, stuff like thatProbably sounds like I'm making that up, but I'm notHelps that the audience are very sympathetic and half drunk and will laugh at anything desuAlso memorised the whole speech rather than delivering it using notes, which I think counted quite a bit in my favour (the only one of the speeches which managed this desu)
me Anglo and fat not know how to do 7 pull ups
>>145682074narcissistic delusion you are scarcely funny dickheads can't be funny. Morrissey knew this
>had people I didn't know coming up to me afterwards telling me they loved it and asking me if I'd done lots of public speaking before'2 zoomers told me I looked ripped'-tier fiction
>>145682160Yeah appreciate it sounds a little far-fetched, but that's what happenedBride's aunt told me it looked like I'd done public speaking for years, bride's scary coke-dealing uncle came up to me saying he wanted to shake my hand because he thought the speech was hilarious, and a guy named Jack I hadn't seen since uni said I should look into joining a Toastmasters groupLots of commendations from others too, it was quite successful
ok bard, nice Anyway, That's enough cringe for me before 6pm
bard doesn't exist. i've told you so countless times
>bards back how long until the next meltdown + hiatus
that was zachy (peak /weakmind/) who got bullied off cric because everyone called out his /fit/ photoshop threadbard is slightly weakmind and needs to take the odd week off here and there for his mental healthshitjeet has them both beat though tbf
The first third of this was goodThe second third iffyThe final third dire
Update: Had an offer accepted on a house (not the one I previously blogged about - sellers went with someone else)Look forward to the beginning of my property empire
>>145682577My """""""mental health"""""""" (absurd concept), you mean>>145682597Good on ya ladNice characterful place?Decent garden space?Away from undesirables iykwim?
My rich parents are going to buy me a property soon,.considering they ruined my whole life Not that i need them
don't worry mate, in 3 years parsiq will get you a cardboard box
They are both loaded though Absolutely mintedI know this because I am their son
ftfy
I made a bit of a mistake in terms of believing that ETH and/or XRP would overtake BTC in the long run, but owning all three has proven to be a smart investmentUp to £8k now from an initial £250 puntIf I'd had the sense to make a simple initial investment of £100k then the consequences would quite literally never be the same
>>145682595>>145682708Wonder if it's worth a trip to the kinoplex for this oneSeems to be getting rave reviews
>3.5 on letterboxd>rave reviewsyeah shant
>>145682625Pretty characterfulPoor garden space but the inside is much bigger than peers, over 150 sq m which makes up for it. Garden is sufficientLikely to be a middle class area or at the worst aspirational lower-middle/working class couples Unfortunately I've already decided something will go wrong at possibly every stage
wtf Worcester Vue only showing it twice, at random mid-afternoon times on a Wednesday and ThursdayGuess I shalln't be watching it after allOr maybe I could just wfc (work from cinema)
>>145682780Sounds pretty comfy, garden space is overrated if you're near countryside anywayHow much are you paying for it? Was your offer any lower than the asking?
if Dune 2 is seriously the best film of 2024 it's been a grim grim yearhollywood aren't exactly pumping out anything comparable to the The Cure - 'Songs of a Lost World' (2024) are they
bard getting very nosey there asking about prices. mind your own fucking business neek
>>145682759I watched it at the kinoplex in YorkIt has some interesting ideas to begin with (as a film, not as philosophy)But just descends into absolute nonsense Tbh it's terrible, proper brainlet, wouldn't hold up in France
>D blog brothers gonna blog it out >D blog brothers gonna blog it out>D blog brothers gonna blog it outhttps://youtu.be/p_VITDR68oU
>>145682812Went straight for asking and they cancelled like 12 viewings lined up. They had an offer already at the time I think. The whole area was pretty hot so I think I was lucky to get in there quick and nip it in the bud. If they waited it out reckon I'd have had competition
Personally can't decide whether to buy a <£230k property in cash and enjoy a mortgage-free existence or stretch up towards £400k to take full advantage of stamp duty relief for first time buyers
Whichever makes you less of a cringe neekYou should go with
>>145682888Fair enough, has to be done sometimes I supposeDread getting to that stage personally because I will inevitably and continually offer 70% of the asking price out of principle, and then get annoyed and frustrated when I keep missing out on houses that I'd taken a fancy to
>>145682917Was targeting that area and yeah things were being taken off within 2 weeks. If you liked the place you just did asking I reckon. Offers were riskyI think the lowest offer I made was 90% or so, they never went down though. There's a lot of overpriced crap that needs work on the market at the moment that people refuse to lower their prices on (still think it's COVID), but done up stuff is still going to go>>145682900The 425k is going down to 300k for first time buyers in April. Sadly suspect you have missed the bus on that one
here we go. the blog brothers planning on boring the rest of /cric/ for the next half hour
blogbrothers are back
>>145683024>I think the lowest offer I made was 90% or so, they never went down thoughGrim, but yeah, guess it depends on the local market. Guessing you weren't going after houses that had sat unsold for a little while already?>The 425k is going down to 300k for first time buyers in AprilOh shit, really? So if your purchase is over £300k you have to pay stamp duty, even as a first time buyer? That's bloody ridiculous, given that it's increasingly more difficult to find decent properties for <£300k (none of these shitty new Barratt New Builds are <£300k, after all).Might force my hand to move before April though, I guess, or otherwise convince me to just live close to mortgage free instead
>>145683067On places that had been up for a while too, sadly a lot of sellers are delusional/greedy. Also if they've done work to their house they expect to profit massively from it which is usually not the case. A lot get attached to the money they've spent on it and refuse to budge The 425 was always a temporary thing when they introduced it. Labour haven't extended obviously so it's returning to 300k for FTB and from 250 to 125 for non FTB. Makes getting a better house first up more worth I guessYou only have to pay for the amount over 300k though (so only 5k on a 400k purchase for example)
apparently paul whitehouse is welsh, so another plus on the wales wins board, but i was looking for thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvPQJVrOhkI
bards grand accomplishment= being a neekYet at the same time hes better than everyone else
wonder how actual welsh lads feel about NSW being more relevant and achieving much more than og wales
all the welsh lads are in here >>145681251
>>145683210Boomer property owners being delusional and greedy? Say it ain't so...
>>145683283probably some indecipherable qhyxhrty shit would be my guess
proper slurper that. glammylad and turkbro (only relevant /cric/ posters) should be ashamed
>>145683432its been a great game
I will defend all my Welsh brothers until my last dying breath I would die for them
business idea: a shorter football format so they score quickerer
I get filtered by 0-0 scores in both football and cricket. score sam fackin goals / runs or take sam fackin wickets. simple as
0-0 (450 ov.) is the perfect test cricketing scorecard.
fix soccer by having the basketball rule where if you go into your offensive half you can't pass back into you defensive half.
>>145683515>>145683592welsh lads love him
why do they have their own team in football but not in cricket?
why dont you have your own cricket team
wales love me
>>145682813Won't be watching dune Won't be watching dune 2Won't be watching anything Hollywood since Marlon Brando died Won't be watching anything called gladiator 2 Won't be watching anything featuring Pedro Pascal Won't be taking the vaxxMy conscious is clear
>conscious is cleardear oh dear, drinky b's clear mental decline continues
watched the footie now watching the rugbythen watching the criccy
don't watch sports me
me zak me arms welsh me go university of loife!
stop making fun of zachy
>>145683774I meant what I said you fat neek My consciousness is clear
remember when glammylad agreed to watch a county game with zachy in Sussex and then zachy went but glammy no showed him? lmao
raitng the three flicks I watched this year after work on a wednesday with a cheeky six pack as far as I enjoyed them. and don't get me wrong I enjoyed them all.#1Furiosa#2 Romulus #3 Megalopolis
>>145683853same person
>>145683853i was hungover but it was no excuse i apologised to zachy i let him down
I forgived you long ago my anwyl brawd
special shout-out to the asian shaved hair actor in the alien flick where she is seeing her chest getting obliterated from the inside on x-ray while vomiting blood delivering the line 'don't let me die.' Quality acting given all the practical effecfts.
>>145683946basedd
>>145683977spoiler that shit cunt
>pretends he typed 'forgived' on purpose to cover up his previous genuine errorsuni of lifers aren't the brightest
listening to B пocлeдний paзhttps://youtu.be/60JWzOfj0DU?si=rvS19QMw4rdAvLr_
>>145683979see you at Aberystwyth next summer mateWhere the sun is always shining First round on me
Ausbros is this actually an Australian beer? Got it in some mystery beers box
>>145684007Don't give a shit about your stupid German invader language you fat neek
they fucking lied to me AGAIN its a fucking dutch brewery i think
yesterday i thought i had a kiwi beer and turns out it was brewed in swedenim so sick of this
zachy your mum is anglo - have some respect
She's swiss German actually
one day we'll do some chill climbing and get pissed at the blue lagoon in st davids zachy mate
>>145684197Corr Home
>The Blue Lagoon (1980 film)>The film tells the story of two young children marooned on a tropical island paradise in the South Pacific. But without either the guidance or the restrictions of society, emotional and physical changes arise as they reach puberty, go skinny dipping in the ocean, fall in love, and end up having a child. nonce
Personally, I don't have work tomorrow Do you have work tomorrow?
no but Steven May
no bouldering today zachy lad? it feels like you've given up
>>145684403he got spooked by a need to poo en route and went back homeno, i'm not joking
>>145684475>it's realutter state
he did the right thing imagine being half way up and dropping a deuce on the unsuspecting boulderers below
that's not what bouldering is?
>>145684475this happened Nearly shat my pants because I had eaten a duck Penang but then I went back and did some bouldering and did 20mm max hangs after you simply can't begin to understand the Welsh spirit we don't go gentle into that good night
only took like 3 years to get a mildly entertaining bouldering story out of boring bowen. congrats
I'm here all weekend
Will be going Bouldering tomorrow thoughever Because I love it and nothing gets me off so completely
>>145685044tried having sex?
Nothing excites me moreNothing probes more at my loins than a Leeds bouldering centre I haven't seen in a month since the reset Childhood wonder exists in some forms
if only you were any good at it
>>145685268 >>145685268 >>145685268
>>145685246Yeah Prefer Bouldering
