College age girls edition
>>145687246
/selkebound/
krak
As he begins to raise his voiceYou lower yours and grant him one last choiceDrive until you lose the roadOr break with the ones you've followedHe will do one of two thingsHe will admit to everythingOr he'll say he's just not the sameAnd you'll begin to wonder why you came
>>145687246y-you too
mcgaykid is going to end up like dionne and thornton kwab
Reasons why the islanders will win the Stanlee>engvall is going supernova l>league best fw%>roy will yell lots and loud
Piper Shaw's Seattle Kraken! :)
>isles/krakengary has a dark sense of humour
>rags
Piper pecked a peck of pullulating pricks
>HERO OF THE DEEPugh
>>145687554Nice fodder for my Sensies
My penguins ):
>gary back in june high on bath salts deciding to put kraken vs islanders at 1pm on a saturday
i'm watching the toronto maple >laffs and the edmonton >soilers tonight
Penis Piper
>>145687578In just 4 short years we aren't going to have to deal with shitsburgh fans anymore. Then we will be allowed to reevaluate Lemieux's legacy and put him where he belongs with shitters like Richard and Beliveau
>>145687554How is this shit team in first place
>>145687652High shot volume %
sea gull
I'm watching my habbies go through an invaluable developmental process tonight
seagulltle
hi. i'm super woke. is seattle the team for me?
>>145687571>my Sensieshttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1731759664480012.webm
>>145687743Nah
>>145687716Surely the lowly Habs can beat the lowly Blue Jackets
kraken pp is a fucking joke
>>145687743The Sharks are actually the wokest team in the league if you watch their broadcasts on a daily basis.
>>145687795
Bill Christian American Hero
>>145687246objective perfection
>>145687829Flames get pretty egregious too, their broadcasts got incredibly annoying after a handful of games.
Gioia Scola in Yuppies 2
>>145687876get some standards
Rumour has it plekanec is in the building
>>145687885All the west coast sportsnet broadcasts are insufferable because of the land acknowledgment shit before every game
>>145687743>>145687829>>145687885Didn't Vancouver have a giant tranny flag in their stands during COVID?
>>145687889Looks like that chick from The Love Witch
Habs pregame is routinely two girls on the desk, beat that chuds
>>145687935we have two desk hags, piper, and hockey mommy
>>145687885They acknowledge Sam and his fellow tribes, its cringe and gay and I wish they'd stop cause nobody likes it.
>>145687976Does the british guy still work there
>>145687976I'm thinkin' based
>>145687990Naw, he was with the old broadcast team on ROOT. When they moved to amazon, only piper went with them. Everyone else is signed on with the team, not the network.
>>145688028Gay.
>>145688053most brits are
>>145687926very much so
>>145688028>When they moved to amazon, only piper went with them.The fans unironically demanded she go with them. Piper is /our/ girl.
>>145688114Blowbang vid when??
>>145688053It was a women's hockey magazine :)
Just checked chat log turns out no one asked
Kraken?
>>145688148That's above Pipers pay grade.
>>145688160Is that what a mythical Kraken looks like?
>>145688176they should have been called the seattle lucky ducks haha
>>145688189No, it looks like the Marner I took earlier.
>>145688176I would love to watch hockey mommy get railed by the star player while she talks dirty to me telling me my slap shot is not good enough to satisfy her pussy
>>145688160Kraken 3-0 Joey Daccord shutout btw
>>145688189we have fun in CP Arena
>>145688224You're on fire today
>>145688242
So the Kraken intermission panel is really just two 50 year old jewish women? lol
>>145687246Lucky guy that puts a ring on this one. She's definitely going to be hot for 30 more years.
>>145687897sign that man
Remember when the Knights blew a 2-0 series lead with 3 of the remaining 5 games at home?
>>145688286I think the one on the right is from long Island too
>leafs are sucking off texas nowgrim
>>145688348i know a weeb from long island
>>145688281>first and only outdoor game shutout>refused the handshake line after the gameoh no no no
>>145688306>guy
> THE COLORS HAVE BEEN HOISTED
>Chytil is not practicing today and won’t be traveling with the team today, per source.
>>145688242>>145688281I was there :)
>>145688424I can't see the puck
>>145688424>players are fucking ants at that distancejesuswhy even bother
My Carolina hurricanes are playing tonight
>>145688424outdoor stadium games are literally retarded
>>145688461takes one to know one
>>145688460goaltending will be an adventurean adventure like at the start of a horror movie
>>145688438They should make it bigger
krak this
>>145688445because he's not on day 263 of not leaving his room bud
>>145688438>>145688445Wide angle pic, it was better in person, still not great but I could see the 95% of the game. It's about the experience and being there, more than it's about having the absolute best view. Most of you are afraid to go outside or too poor to go to games anyway so I don't expect you to understand.
>>145688460nice what channel are planet retard games on?
>>145688482Spencer Martin will shit the bed
should i watch my habsor laffs/soilers?
>xheattle's stanley cup is a meaningless gimmick outdoor gameKWAB
>>145688417He beat the over/under of 12 games played before he got hurt again
kwabken
>getting scored on shorthanded by the islanders
>>145688511highly plausible>>145688506>Most of you are afraid to go outside or too poor to go to games anyway so I don't expect you to understand.you can be defensive without being this defensive
I go outside everyday to get high and walk in the park
KRAKENSSSSSKKKKKAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
I like McCann
I don’t ask everyday in the park
right down george flyod way!!
>>145688670sometimes I even post on /hoc/ from a bench in the park :)
/hoc/ absolutely BTFO by the seattle anon KEK
wheres jen
>>145688623he's right anons in the other thread were talking about how they don't go to games because its too expensive or they go to one game a season fair to assume some of them are basement dwellers as well
>wright line comes on, first time in the periodwow. biggest bust in the universe.
>>145688570People with face tattoos belongs on a cross.
>>145688763Jen is not a person>Jen is a feeling>a feeling of absolute LEL
>>145688855i bet you wouldn't say that to his face, sven.
>>145688832My apartment is on the second floor, not the basement
>>145688832>fair to assume some of them are basement dwellers as wellno that's just something that you want to believe to try to make yourself feel better by bringing other people down
>>145688979make a wish
>I wished for world peace
>>145688875I would, but he looks like a retarded druggie so he wouldn't understand.
> laffs vs soilersA bigtime Rogers fraud matchup here on hockey fraud night in cannadiana. Here's Ron to explain which fraud is more cucked right now. Kevin will be along then dressed like a fag and with a fresh gay haircut. We know you all enjoy that great tradition. Then sit back, adjust your official Rogers buttplug, and watch these 2 frauds display their fraudulence. Shout out to our colleagues in turbans out west, glad you've chosen to broadcast in punjabi, it's just like home.
>>145689070Arent you the guy who uses heroin
KRAKENSSSSSSKKKKKKKKAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTUUUUUURRRRRBBBBOOOOOO
RIGGER GOAL!!!
>>145689105what's wrong with slammin a little H every now and then
JLMI
JUST
the seattle kraken are the most reddit hockey team that has ever existed
I LIEDI WISHED FOR THE KRAKEN TO WIN!!!!!
>>145689138this. i despise them.
>>145688424I'm jealous>>145688979KRAK SKARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! and a challenge lol
Amazon helmet ads are wild
Sorokin initiated the contact
>>145689158Amazon's presence here near Seattle is fucking crazy
thank you reffies made the right call :)
>>145689105Where the fuck would I get ahold of heroin in my town of 45,000?
>>145689185Thanks Gary
me on the left
>>145689177Suitable that a company like Amazon that hate worker's right have a big presence in a libtard city like Seattle.
>>145689138>laffs
nice pooperplay
>>145689244>hate worker's rightyeah? prove it
>>145689244cope they built a big greenhouse in downtown for some reason
>>145689263this may shock the zoomer but the laffs are far older than reddit
>>145689177free bananas though
>>145689203As a delivery boy I assumed you had connections to the seedy underworld of malmo
>>145689244Who do you think paid to name it CP Arena?
>>145688979just took a stinky blue jackets
My laptop booted in Bitlocker recovery, and I couldn't find the key, so I lost my /hoc/ images folder
>>145689318what a tragedy
>>145689287It's pretty based if you haven't been there you should check it out.
The Canucks lost to this?
>>145687652first place of what
>>145689338What do they grow in there? Avocado and kale?
i'm cringing so hard right now
ggTHAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY>THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABYTHAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY>THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABYTHAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY>THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABYTHAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY>THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY
krakheads win!
Yyyyyyyeeeaaahhh buddy!!!
>>145689347Cock eating
>>145689287watching this generation of wildly rich dipshits completely flub figuring out how to make people not hate them has been pretty incredible
>>145689291>the laffs areShit? Soft pusys? Willing bottoms?
>>145689305That's southern sweden. There's a slav or arab version of him who delivers packages while yelling at soccer podcasts. Probably has an easier drive too
>>145689347Easy there Pliskin.
>>145689318i got a new laptop almost 2 years ago and still haven't transferred my /hoc/ images. my old laptop has like a half hour start up and the screen doesn't work well but one day i want to transfer them
>>14568936340,000 different plants. https://www.seattlespheres.com/
JEN
>>145689392My bad not 40,000 different plants, just 40,000 plants.
>>145689392Im not clicking that but that's cool
lmao you fucking suck stephen
My laptop booted in didn't ask mode, and I couldn't find the key, so I didn't ask
>>145689409>>145689415Ok well thanks for nothing then retard
soon time my habbies
>>145689430Please find it in your heart to forgive me.
I want to watch EDM TOR but I also want to watch JETS FLA
Can't decide which game to watch so I'm just going to watch none of them.
Is that commentator a man or...
>>145687246>>145687246>>145687246>>145687246>>145687246>>145687246>>145687246
Owen Pickering making his nhl debut for my penguins
>>145689454just had that same thought actuallymight put tml/edm on the tele and watch wpg/fla on my laptop.
>>145689456A guy at work didn't vote because he really liked both of the candidates
>>145689486I decided that I'm just going to watch one while listening to the other
This is the cutting edge of sports entertainment
>>145689486I decided im gonna flip between jets/kitters and soilers/laffs and keep an eye on jackets/habs
>>145689512Kill, kill, kill
Connor McDavid needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>145689689why, what did he say? I mute everything that isn't game footage
>>145689463tbg I hereby demand that you delete my oc immediatelyand then also fuck yourself
McDavid's left eye is jacked up and blinks independently. Weird. It's different color and smaller pupil.
I HATE KRAK HEADS
>>145689726>>145689726>>145689726>>145689726>>145689726
>>145687246What do you think her pussy smells like?
>>145689720kept on shoehorning in his trap fetish when asked about his 1k point milestone. ron was getting visibly upset and mcdavid would not let up.
>Coach Sullivan confirms that Kris Letang will not play tonight (illness) and the remainder of the roster is a game-time decision.
>>145689743Cry about it.
Still can’t believe iron Mike lost bros
>>145689815He’s a 58 year old stoner
>>145689665To be fair TThe Messi brand is worldwide, much bigger than the entire NHL brand combined. I don't think the MLS team wants to give free publicity to a team and league they are trying to compete with to a billion Messi fans.
>>145689858Hello sir
>>145689815well he did, and his AHL team isn't so great either >but I just bet 20 million dollars will make him feel much better
>>145688570Bixnoodius Tattoo btfo
>>145689864Paging planet retard
>>145689866Who is bud
hmm I wonder which Bedard waiting room game I should watch...
>>145689871no one asked you raped retard
Krakenchads, just left the arena. Some islander cucks tried to start a let's go Islanders chant right before the third goal and got immediately drowned out.
Seattle is the most low T fanbase in North America
the true losers are the PPV purchase crowd, especially those who will defend their purchase at gunpoint
>>145689897Yeah we don’t get those tough guy racist liberals like Boston.
DROP THE PUCKSSTART THE GAMESDROP THE PUCKSSTART THE GAMES
>>145689891bud is a new york islanders fan
>>145689916How much was the PPV?
Okay, I've finally decided. I will watch the Jets Florida game because John Garret (former Nucks play-by-play guy) will be commentating.
>>145689948it wasn't a PPV, the Netflix people gave it to the subscribersbut the feed was garbage and you have a broad shot at the start of the proceedings where you could see Tyson bare ass >hadn't put on his trunks yet but all the same, PPV buyers are scummy losers who think wasting money on shit like that makes them better than common cable viewers, and maybe they are>maybe
>>145689932was*
>>145690034holy shit this is literally the end for them
>>145690034KWAB
>>145689305It's 857 miles from where I live to Malmö
>this fucking car commercial making it sound like it takes a luxury suv to win a medal and drive to the beachI can do all that with my rusty '01 corolla
>>145690019Who the fuck are you to call anyone a loser?!
>>145690034Engvall is lighting it up right now, Bud should be pleased
Drop the fucking puck Gary.
the voice of an angel
>>145690064you're from Skellefteå, aren't you?
Before these games start I want to acknowledge that we are all living in land stolen from the First Nations.
>>145689512>all this to shill gambling
>RED>NIGHTWhy does this Florida crowd punctuate certain words in the American anthem?
>>145690137would suckle / 10
>>145690179they yell knight out of respect from getting btfo by the knights in the cup final last year, it's pretty based desu
>>145690179Florida is a deep red state filled with patriots
>>145690144Yes.
>>145690179Stupid americans need a gimmick to keep them entertained
>>145690205my AIKies :)
>>145690214Chinese fingers typed this post
>>145690214gms
>>145690179there's bath salts in the drinking water of florida
The year is 1996The Winnipeg Jets simply aren't financially viable anymore. They've got to go before they fold.But moving a hockey team to Phoenix is fucking retardedAnd Minneapolis can't get their shit together, so they're not going there, either.Where should the Jets have ended up instead?
Dude I cannot stop farting
hellebyuck the caveman
Good goal Oilels, very good...HOWEVER
>>145690402that's disgusting
>>145690402Unlock your asshole like bud
>>145690374They shouldn't have moved they were selling out. gary bettman just wanted to eliminate Canadian teams and make hockey an american game
This Jeets Cats game is bumpin'
No one could have possibly entertained me more than the Arizona Coyotes
>>145690449Okay, were you gonna pay the 40 million dollars they were losing every year?
LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
My Sensies :(
I’m not a fucking islanders fan you retard
This is a woman with a fake beard and you can't convince me otherwise.
>>145690527unlock it bud
>>145690374Unironically utah. Jazz made the finals 97-98, utah was a great sports market in 1996
give me my Schwartz
lol sorokin lost 3 games in a row what a bum
>erstwhile Islanderfans
>>145690374they were viable. the guy who owns them now was trying to buy them then. gary wasn't having it.
>>145690561Could Utah have supported 2 pro teams in the 90s, especially that play seasons at the same time?They're a smaller market now and that's after a couple decades of being one of the fastest growing cities in America
>>145690604no one asked
>>145690604>Source: My ass
>>145690587p.e.i rocket
My Sensies are getting dummied
>>145690623bud is well acquainted with his source
>>145690137there are alot of sexy gals in this thread
>the city of Buffalo
For me? It’s gotta be road America.
>>145690489The Canadian dollar recovered though. If the (((owner))) just had cold feet he could've earned billions instead of just millions on the sale.
>>145690650that's great Elon, but /hoc/ is still deleting its X account and moving to Bluesky or Threads, we've not decided yet
Gary Bettman
>most dangerous lead in Philadelphia
For any Canadian visiting the USA, the first question is usually "Where's the rink?"So take it from me, you need to visit the USA.
>>145690704Please hold
>>145690685was this supposed to be funny?
>>145690645Well if we're talking about sexy gals I gotta post my fav
>>145690663It took a good decade to recover, and it's currently in the shitter againWhere was he supposed to get all this money to cover his losses in weak years?
>>145690739Hello hello I would like to speak to Gary Bettman
Detroit Redwings and Calgary Flames are the same team, convince me otherwise.
>>145690756No, it was supposed to be topical but you're right, though, current events are boring when it's not hockey-related
>Órale vato, ¡wassápenin!
>>145690763>Lightning vs Leafs>Can't tell which team is whichFuckin embarrassing
>>145690809They're both shit teams ran by retards so I can see how you would come to that conclusion
>>145690808PLEASE HOLD
>>145690797He could've got money from his (((people))) easily. (((They))) always help each other out.
>>145690828by that logic 99% of the NHL is identical because almost every team is complete shit.
>>145690850Hold what? My cock? I’m trying to ask Gary Bettman a very important question.
Gary was bullying city governments to build stadiums with friendly deals. Quebec and Winnipeg said fuck off you kike. Respect.
>>145690867Yet Gary wants to have even more team
*rather heavy metal holding music*
>>145690910I do not respect the people of Tempe at all.
habs pp looks decent tonight
So the worst team in the league can beat the best team in the league in the NHL. But is that the same with other major sports? I am guessing no for bball, yes for football, and maybe for mlb.
>>145690975Against the mighty Blue Jackets too!
the sabres are so bad lmao
Tkachuk is a huge fucking faggot
hyman is such a snivelling piece of shit. typical of those "people"
>>145690949I do. They said fuck off to that kike too. Respect.
im watching UFC in madison square garden and the camera just panned by the rafters and showed the retired jersey #'s.wtf are they doing. also forgot theyre a worse original 6 team than the laffs
MY NAME IS NOT BUD!
>>145690992i'll take what i can get
>put a team in Mississippi >cornhole tournaments during intermission
>>145691039MY NAME IS BUD TO BE CONFUSED WITH CHAMBERS JEN OR DYLAN MY NAME IS B-B-B-BUD
>>145691039Just like my Islanders
>>145691035How do they retire numbers twice
>>145691035>theyre a worse original 6 team than the laffsNo, laffs have done nothing in the modern nhl.
>>145690921Well there are plenty of Chinese investors looking to dump hundreds of millions into the league so naturally he'd want to add more teams. Just throw some shitty Canadian ones in there, China already owns half the country. Maybe Ontario can get a third piece of shit faggot failure gay ass team, the Leafs and Sens aren't embarrassing enough. SHAME RITUAL INCOMING. >THE MUSKOKA WANGS>THE BRAMPTON STREETSHITTERS>THE THUNDER BAY CHUGS
PRIMUS SUCKS!!!
>>145691110jewish tricks, days without them? Zero.
>>145691035>>145691110
>>145691110never forget 9/11 bro XD
>>145690982I think I'd rank them baseball/hockey-basketball-football. Gambling tards might know better than me.Pitcher performance in an individual game is about as random as goalie performance, and basketball guys can have fluke shooting nights too. A lot of players are more inefficient than "bad," someone who chucks up a ton of shots and is good enough to be trusted with that even on a toilet team will put up 35-40 some nightsAn NFL team that's bad on both sides of the ball is pretty fucked
I'm nervous Stars bros.
>>145690995what's it gonna take for buffalothey have a bonafide 40-50 goal scorer in thompson, a supposed number 1 defenceman in dahlin, and uppo poopo lupponen is supposed to be the goalie of the future what the fuck happened to owen power
>>145691162Explain for the folks what 9/11 was
>>145691120They do, but the bass lick in My Name is Mud is great.
>>145691180IMO it was a national tragedy
>number forget 99/1111
>>145691175dahlin is a number 1 idiot
Janny was a 4chan moderator He was so goddamn fat Never did get no salary never did get hourly pay
>>145691175When I saw pic related Kraken goal in Powers rookie season I knew he was going to be a bust. A turnover in his own zone and he just skates forward without a single thought and left a 3 on 0.
>>145691180Reminds me of that airline with the unfortunate name
>>145691267
>>145687246>College age girlsthat's someone's grandma
>>145691314Shittiest airline I’ve ever had the displeasure of flying
/Hersch/
anon your plane is ready
>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/
N I N E E L E V E N INEELEVEN
>>145689407
>>145691438that's a man
>>145691438holy fuck caroline cameron should take a look at this and see how a real woman dresses
>>145691419>he's outhahah
>>145691438Is that dress is made out of pucks
>>145691476She’s so hot bros it unreal
I LIKE MY GIRLS CHUBBY (chubby)I LIKE MY TEAMS CLUBBY (clubby)GIVE ME CLUBBIESGIVE ME CHUBBIESOOOHHHH LAWWWWDDD GIVE ME CHUBBY CLUBBIES
>>145691522>I imagine Pip singing this is high, piercing tenor nice
LAFFS
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEYRE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU
nurse is dead
Holy fuck
N on N
>>145691485No
Get fucked nurse. Your best play in a decade.
damn he is kilt
that got to be 5
>>145687246Mm pussy sex. yum I want
What happened
nurse looking at his feet while reaves just tucks arm and somehow its a 5 min major game misconduct. nurse should be penalized for being retarded. thats a clean hit. its not some flying elbow scott stevens or pronger shit. its just a tucked arm clean hit.
>>145691438She seems smart
What happened to nurse bros t. Not watching.
>>145691676something
>>145691676reaves caught nurse coming around the net with a headshot. nurse looked dazed and bleed a lot from near his right eye.
p a r a g o n
>>145691685he busted
uhhh is that a BURGER I see in the background?? I thought Bedard wasn't allowed to be within 15 feet of those.
>>145691722Bedard needs to bulk up so he can bench 3pl8
>>145691685Reaves headshotted Nurse and he was bleeding.
>>145691682Agreed. reavo fuckin sucks though theyre better off if he gets suspended
why did my knighties hire /hersch/ anyway? she's cool i guess but we have a pretty good team of broadcasters already
Craig simpson blatantly hates the leafs. Why is he colour commentating all of their games
>>145691732bedard's swole wym
>>145691804>Craig simpson blatantly hates the leafssounds like a chad
black on black hitnothing to see here
I’m gonna say it
>>145691740hes pretty shit this year. ahl level player now. hit was clean though. just nurse staring down at puck and bobbling it because hes 9 million dollar pylon. laffs will be better without him. still shit team that will lose in 1st round, but better with no reaves.
>>145691722he wants one BAD
Ref god chads I kneel
>>145691863It's sad watching him skate. His knees must be fucked
>>145691815looks like he'd been eating cheeseburgers >also, Connor, what kind of facial cleanser do you use?
>>145691815>swole
gary rigging it down in carolina
>>145691915so vascular
nothing ever happens
>>145691915He’s ottermaxxing
god damn what a faggot Stutzle islove to see him suffer for his own mistakes
>>145687246She has a nice smile
>Canes player has poor grip on his stick>drops said stick trying to slash Stützle's stick>this negates the goal and gives the Canes a PPI'm going to do unspeakable things to Gary in Minecraft.
>>145691946it was entirely incidental. svech stuck his stick in stutzle's. should not have been a penalty.
Rodrigues is ugly as sin wouldn't expect any different from a Canadian.
>>145689407We're gonna need a higher res of this
>>145691915>mfw it's just me and him in a dimly-lit alleyway
>>145691988>it was entirely incidental. svech stuck his stick in stutzle's.why would you lie about this?we can all see the replayhe slashed the stick out of his hands so that he couldn't defend him
>>145691804When don cherry was a commentator he would openly cheer for them so they had to move him else where
>>145691991That’s not very nice
>>145692032you gonna ask him for his autograph?
>>145692046>why would you lie?>*proceeds to lie*Kek
>>145692046he was just winding up for the shot
>be jets>only play completely fucking shit teams the first month of the season>go 15-1>finally play good teams>get exposedrmyt
When bud was an islanders fan he would openly rape TRB so they had to move him else where
go oilers
>>145692066based retard
>>145691682When I played hockey they always taught me to take a look when you come around the net and know who's on the ice. Guy takes no scan, doesn't even pick his head up. What the fuck did he think was gonna happen
>upper-body injury
there you go, planet retarttawayou got away with another penal
>>145692091it's called respect for a vulnerable peer.
you gonna ask bud for his 1?
>>145692047Grapes also got in trouble for blatantly calling games boring kek
>>145691804Besides lafftards, who doesn't shit on laffs?
mctackle
>>145692108Least those retard refs can do for disallowing a good goal and putting them on the PK
Besides bud, who doesn't rape TRB?
Oh no Ottawa is losing better chimp out
>Robinson pulling Greig away from the goalie the whole time>Greig still manages to """"accidentally"""" fall on the goaliegod what a pack of JV retards they have in Ottawa
>>145692110Respectfully peer at these nuts
>>145691682>>145692091It's amazing the number of retards that have forgotten that Rule 48 exists. That hit would have been completely legal if Reeves made contact with Nurse's shoulder instead just his head. Nurse also would have got up from it
>>145692147it's called respect for a vulnerable peer.
>>145692159What's rule 69
>>145692180You’re allowed to headshot empty net slappers
>JEST
>>145692159How the fuck are you supposed to hit a guy in the shoulder if he's leaning over and looking directly at the ice. Don't give me that bullshit, nurse is 6'5". keep your fucking head up
6'3" Knies sure goes down easy. Must be all that American blood>>145692180Interference on goaltender
switching to oilers laffs desu
Are there any hockey video games that call more checks to the head when you have big head mode enabled?
Good Dumba.
When I played hockey they always taught me to take a look at your feet when you come around the net and ignore who's on the ice. Guy takes no scan, doesn't even pick his head up. What the fuck did Reaves think was gonna happen
>Flyers has a possibility of out scoring an opponent in the second periodPLEASE!also, I think I need a Canadian team support. what team in the West should I support?>Oilers>Flames>Canucks>Jets
>>145692234I gave your mom a big check when she gave me head
>>145691863>ahl level player nowI doubt he would light up the AHL at the moment. Perhaps the ECHL or a lower level European league.
>>145692212>How the fuck are you supposed to hit a guy in the shoulder if he's leaning over and looking directly at the ice.By hitting him in the shoulder. Reaves' approach was from the side so he had the option of the head or the shoulder.
thots?
>>145691722>Bedard's mother says no mcdonalds>this somehow equates to /hoc/ saying no burgers at all for Bedard
>>145692299all in the closet
>>145692280Post skates bud. Guarantee you're a fucking house leaguer who's never played contact hockey
>>145692261>>OilersMakes >pongs fans seethe since McDavid > Crosby>>FlamesMaximum shitposting potential>>CanucksFanbase consists of women and trannies>>JetsShit team, shit fans, shit city
>>145691915he needs to bench more
i got some respect for a vulnerable peer right here *tugs dick*
Our first line fucking sucks man.
he's got some nice dick-sucking lips
>>145692311It's something called a joke, retard. Look it up.
okay I'm gonna be honest I didn't see jack shit that looked like a slash there
The Hartford Whalers.
>>145692370Literally looks like the amerimutt meme
>>145692370He would drown if he stood long enough in the rain with his mouth open
shameless in carolina. absolutely shameless.
>>145692389Retard ref thought Pinto slashed Martin's back but the replay clearly showed his stick hit the ice
>>145692317>>>Oilers>Makes >pongs fans seethe since McDavid > CrosbyI like this and I really like Draisaitl but this may be due to the Flyers not having a Center for a few years>Jets>Shit team, shit fans, shit cityI connect more to this than I should...
When will we see an NHL player's ass?
More like the planet retard senators
SCAAAAAAAR
>>145692444no fucking kidding
my starsies! :)
CANES SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>145692479hey dylan hows it going bud
Ayy the refs finally got to a call right!
>>145692395>The Hartford Hurricanes.
>>145692315People make that hit cleanly all the time. Reaves just choose not to
I'm glad that Aho scored, but I still don't think that the canes should've been on that pooper play in the first place
yeah the jets are frauds
>Flyers leave the second outscoring their opponentThis is a nice feeling
Time for Ottawa to have the mother of all chimpouts
where is taylor hall going
>>145692492doing well, thanks for asking
>>145692498should have kept his head on a swivel
>Get a fucking 5 on 3 against your betters that you seem to think is your Western rival or something >With all that alleged top end talent>Do literally nothing with itHow are the >Laffs so consistently fucking garbage lmao holy shit
>>145692528Winnipeg
>>145692528he'll be retiring soon
>>145692531i asked u dumb bitch kwab no milly
>>145692479Marchment and his line is surreal.
>>145692528Lou Lamoriello
>>145692528Taylor Hill >>> Taylor Hall
>>145692498He's almost in a full squat how are you supposed to get his shoulderHe didn't leave his feet nor did he stick out his elbow. the only thing Reaves did wrong was hit a guy hard in 2024
should be 1-1 in ottawa. daily reminder that gary wants you to bet on this league.
>>145692315Guarantee you're a laffer retard and Dummy is your bonermaker.
>>145692498>if I just keep looking at my and crouch down no one can hit meNurse is the dumbest motherfucker in the NHL. I hope that dumbass out for a long while.
>>145692549meanwhile mcpowerplay couldnt score on a full 5 minute pp
Can the next thread be teenage girl themed?
>>145692591I made that slop I'm a slop producer
>>145692430a lot of locker room interview cams would just need to pan down. theyre amongst asses rn
>>145692370he's wearing a mouthguard. actually wearing it, rather than using it as a chew-toy
>>145692604Reaves is just doing his job here. If you're a goon and you're not taking out key players on the opposing team then what are you even there for otherwise?
>>145692604They need to get rid of visors. if nurse wasn't wearing a visor he wouldn't get cut
>>145692604Honestly fuck Nurse and his cheap bullshit, that hit was a long time coming.
>>145692389Refs hate sens
>>145692632if only gary started showing locker room jockstraps
she's an angel
>>145692613Meanwhile the >Laffs are going into the 3rd trailing lmaoCanada’s Team, Eastern peasant.
>>145692672>Nurse>key playerMore like he had enough on-ice awareness to brace himself for a hit in a contact sport while Nurse was to busy looking at the ice.
>>145692370Luv me Wukong Rodrigues
>>145692528Who on earth would want him
The Panel's decision is unanimous. Reaves must now die.
>>145692710she looks like a character form the new Dragon Age game
>>145692570they're elite
>>145692710More like an rusty angelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gatJUZRxPsc
>>145692604>>if I just keep looking at my and crouch down no one can hit meThat's not relevant to this hit at all
>wake up>buffaLOL still shit
>tfw look at the puck too much
>>145692370bet he's popular in the locker room
>>145692704>Refs hate sensit's got nothing on how much they hate Rod
>>145692710Angel of death
>>145692736I'm surprised this has never happened in the NHL
>>145692736shame he didn't spread 'em
>>145692570Remember when Kyle Dubas traded him for 5'9" Denis Malgin
>>145692801Yes it has you dumb fuck. Cause and effect. You don't walk over a road without looking right and left first either.
>>145692826roid rage
>>145692710That guy needs a shave.
>>145692885rod rage
Got a spicy post ready for the next thread
>>145692546looks like it's on oneskibidy toilet lookin nigga lmao
the idea that personality animosity towards stoolcuck overrides gary's explicit orders and memos on officiating for sunbelt teams is not realistic.we can all see what is going on right in front of us.
my socks and feet are stinky
>>145692984>>145692984>>145692984NEW
>>145692883Reaves's approach was perpendicular to Nurse's direction of travel. The head is never legal to hit because you can easily avoid it and crush him with a hit to the shoulder. If Reaves was approaching from directly in front of Nurse then hitting the head would be completely legal given Nurse's posture.
>>145692935Kek. Shes a real head turner
>>145692996new
