/hoc/vious: >>145687246
fuck gary and fuck carolina
>>145692984>>145692984>>145692984>>145692984
my starsies! :)
Sens got their goal disallowed and a penalty here btw
/playoffsbound/
>>145692984Ivan Fedotov will be the 1G for the flyers by the half way point.
>>145693033we run this league
>>145693033And apparently hitting the ice with your stick is now a penalty
>JE5T
>jeets
>>145693033it's shockingly corrupt. right in your face.
its funny how they made almost the exact copy except worse
>JE5T>JE5T >JE5T >JE5T >JE5T
two assists for michkov tonight already brosjust like the two back to back cups he is going to lead the flyers togary please relocate us to kansas city or some other meme city
>>145693087Still better than the boring LA home plate logo.
>>145693059he saw a hot girl with her tits out
>>145693112nah torts is going to scratch him for the next 3 games that's old time coaching baybee
>>145693059Looks like he spun his neck around 360 degrees like a looney tunes cartoon
>>145693112But how many shots has he blocked?
>>145692999>Reaves's approach was perpendicular to Nurse's direction of travelDoesn't matter. Nurse has the puck and is therefore legal to hit. He can't stare down at the puck in that situation. If his awareness is that bad that he doesn't know Reaves is coming on the forecheck he doesn't belong in the NHL. That level is too high for him then.
>>145693112same he went to Flyers
>>145692985my socks are stunkythis is such a dumb punwhy did I even do this
My canesies scored
>>145693112Based anon knows what’s up. Moscow, PA is about to take the league by stormFedotov and Michkov will crush the soft Canadian cuck league
>>145693112bro for realhe's already better than both hughes and hischier broi can't watch hockey anymore knowing there is a flyers dynasty coming bro
>>145693112my bruins can't compete with a team with such elite talent. this is the year the zombie team finally misses playoffs
>>145693185the nhl and hockey fans are so soft these days
soon
>>145693112i feel you bro igor is finally being exposed for the fraud that he iswe have a dark rebuild ahead of us bro
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>145693185>Nurse has the puck and is therefore legal to hit.He is legal to hit but you still have to make a legal hit and not a blatant Rule 48 hit
>>145693059
This pepe nigger is dual posting on his phone and computer at the same time
>>145693295
>>145693317No he isn’t. The East just finally realizes how fucked they are
>>145693317Yeah he's a compiler like dave andreychuk
>>145693295Karma for all the dirty shit he's pulled over his career, well deserved.
>>145693033>i-i-it was just a wind-up...>reaches his stick back way before the shot>doesn't put it in a shooting position>uses it instead to knock the stick out of Svechnikov's hands>then almost puts himself off-balance and nearly fucks up his own opportunity to even take the shot in order to SWEEP AWAY SVECHNIKOV'S STICK so that he can't grab it again and try to defend himahahahahahaha why would you post thisthis is definitional interference
>>145693371All at the same time kek
>overrated chantsdamn, that's cold flordia fans, that's cold.
>>145693295this is some major cope brojust admit the flyers will be 1975 tier with michkov dominating everyone bro
>>145693375andreychuk was awesome. 50 goals all scored in the same spot every year
>>145693399Yeah I mean Meech is having a fire game so it makes sense if you really think about it
Bud1
>>145693415Especially considering the arena is full of jets fans!!
>>145693390You know so little about hockey it's astonishing
my debbies are probably losing this one 2bh
The redwings are losing again didnt they just lose last night?
damn they got a snack bar on the bench. i'd be munching on the candy all game
>>145693059How about a webm faggots
>>145693059imagine being the guy in the front row who got to look at darnell nurse in the eyes in that moment
>>145693511We ran off the webm guy
>>145693305the sauna was crowded today so I had to sit in the bottom row
>>145693498don't remind me broit's bad enough michkov is just getting started and he is already getting multi point gameswe all lose when michkov is playing bro
>>145693059Turn 360 degrees and skate away
Can we forfeit bro? We just don’t stand a chance against the future dynasty cornerstone Matvei Michkov. The flyers have a stranglehold over the League for the next ten years at least.
>Darnell Nurse paralyzed from neck downF
>>145693511webms are in the last thread, we're laughing at Nurse's Looney Tunes neck extension/rotation.
>>145693502but do they have red bull or coke?
>>145693204unironically thanks for telling meI missed the start of the period
>>145693530No im here just at the sens game
>>145693059Oh man, somebody call a NURSE we got a neck injury over here!
>>145693568israel?
>>145693033"why does nobody like the NHL?"
jets exposed as fraudulent
>>145693087That 75 year celebration logo should've stayed on each jersey for all eternity.
>>145693589Im the webm guy
>Scheifele desperately trying to chimp out
>>145693589based have fun! :)
My Kingsies are up 2 against the worst team in metro
>>145693608"why haven't you unlocked it?"
>>145693586yw
>>145693611bro just wait until they play the flyers and michkovmichkov will make any team look like frauds broi'm just glad gary had mercy on us and now jewtah has to deal with michkov
>>145693462not interested in more dribbling from planet retard, thanksthe rest of us understand the rule bookmaybe you'll catch up one day when the voyager probe reaches you
everytime I hear this crybaby's story I care about it less and less, and I originally didn't care at all.
>>145693033did something happen outside the zone? why did he get a penalty for getting a stick thrown at him? how much debt is one of those refs in?
Demidov is going to make Michkov look like a pile of puke
oilers
>wait a minute, where am I? what is this? who am I?
>>145693681>he watches adswhat the fuck is going ON up in Canada?you guys know that you don't have to live like this, right?
>>145693295If every player who has the puck just crouches down and look down at the puck all the time no hits could be delivered.Might as well play floorball then.
>>145693688bro that is so massive copeno way you actually believe that bro
go oilers
>>145693655Last game they were up by 2 and fucking blew it, don't get your hopes up.
>>145693662i didnt know saying the NHL sucks as a product correlates to your boogeyman
>>145693709Warrior sticks are superior
>>145693688I bet they have a lot of those in russia
MYYYYYYYYYYY SHARKIES :)
>>145693688Doug Demidovowner of the Demsdale Demidov
>DebbiesI thought they were good?
It was getting a little toasty in my apartment so I turned the heat off
>>145693673Go suck a cock, randy.>>145693709>when I don't have nose candy>I get a little angry
>>145693716Arguing based on what you imagine happened is a good way to win
tfw starting to recognize different /hoc/ OPs just by the way they post
>>145693763I prefer the cold as well
>>145693688Bro we need to face facts. We fucked up by passing on Michkov. Bad. Demidov is nowhere Remotely close. Michkov will Dominate both Demi and our franchise for years to come. The flyers will win 3-5 cups before any Canadian team does, but especially before us
>>145693779I didn't imagine Nurse crouching down and staring at the puck though?
>>145693782ONE OF USONE OF US
what do you call this defending?
>>145693739i did know you're a fat tard kwab
>>145693803You imagined it changed where he got hit
>>145693782explain. I don't like the coomer ones
brb just ordered some chinese takeout for the nucks game. don't go anywhere i'll be back.
>>145693763nice one bro>>145693790no one asked
>>145693777didn't ask for an update from län retard
>>145693825You don't like teenage girls and college co-eds? What are you a fag?
>>145693832I'll save my good posts for when you get your dumplings
>>145693825I like our dykeposters
Holy fuck rocket mcmann
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>SKINN3R
>>145693735That last attack by wangs looked like they were on power play, NOT A GOOD LOOK KINGSIES
beautiful goal
>>145693790I turn off the heat at night and I turn my fan on so it’s freezing cold in my apartment but I’m under the comforter in my bed
Soilers blew it again
>>145693758but >we just beat florida in back to backs :/
>>145693832Nice. Just made some tuna filets myself. Tastie and comfe.
>Soilers
>the city of championslolmao
>>145693059bro is an owl
ngl that Pionk hip check on J.Boqvist was a beauty
>>145693883I've only scored goals like that in dreams. mcmann is getting his dick sucked tonight
>>145693929who
>sitting here in the heat watching MY oilies>this happensevery fucking time
>>145693929>>145693952
>>145693919>Every other Canadian team not making it past or even to the 2nd round ever*
>>145693971>australian summer is in winterare they even human?
So when the old kings retire, who’s there to fill the void. PLD was supposed to be “that guy” but he sucks dick so we got rid of him. Who the hell does LA have
The Mike Sullivan Special>>145693824The recipient of a hit also has a responsibility.Simple as.
>>145693974bro is a raped bitch
>>145694013Byfield and Turcotte, both busts.
UH OH STINKY
>>145693974( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡° )
>>145693998australia is horrible
>>145693888checked digits of comfy. I sleep with the fan all year round
empty-netter from wish dot com version Mark Pebblenorf
>>145694031Its true, once Kopi retires they'll have no one down the middle. FUCK Dubois though, useless turd.
>>145693974JEN
SCAAAR DRAI
>>145694062I literally cannot sleep without my fan going
>>145694031“Guys we just need bydiedl to get his swagger back”If the needs some sort of motivation like that, he’s not that guy. Find someone else.
oh no no no >laffs
>>145694060With girls like thes3? I dont think so.
DRAISAITL
>>145694062>>145694125FAT BASTARDS
>>145694131He's just like me :)
Literally no webm
Hyman is a cheating little bastard. fucking jew
>>145693952_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ best post on /hoc/ in years
Need the sennies to chimp out
Eat shit Sam
>Leafs crying and bitching and moaning because they fucking suck and got outworked yet again
>>145694151>australian has never experienced having the fan on in a cold apartment under the comforter in bed Sad, desu.
>>145694151how do you survive the australian heat?
>>145694200gad marning sar
oilers point secured
>>145694125same
>>145694216by not being a fat american bastard
>>145694216he goes rama rama
>watching canadians cry and finger-point over which canadian team the league favors mostit's the oilers btw
We had a heat wave here a few years ago it was like 38° for weeks
>calling the laffs the 'leafs'
>>145694254post body
I hate these two HNIC announcers. The main guy's voice is horrible and the colour guy never knows when to stop yapping.>Draisaitl has scored some big goals tonight. Like has always has in his careerSo why the fuck do you feel the need to highlight it then? The only thing you need to say is the first sentence.
how will i spend my sunday? hmm i think i am going to be a tripfag and act like a retard on 4chan
>>145694254Seems like projection to me.
>>145693646bouchard looks like penguinz0 here
SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAARARRRRRR
>>145694216>how do you survive the australian heat?government subsides
My sabres SUCK
>soilers
>refs help the sabres get 2 goals>they still lose
GET OFF THE ICE MCDAVID YOU FAGGOT
>>145694295ur a fag looool
SPENCER MARTIN SHUTOUT
another good game
devsisters what happened?
>>145694336>13 years without making the post-seasonYes
>>145693502>>145693573nothing like downing a bag of sour patch kids before going onto the ice>>145693441are there even international direct flights to winnipeg
>Oliver-Ekman Larsson gets pickedNo? He got hooked you fucking moron. A pick is something completely different.
SKIIIIINNNNERRRRRSKIIIIINNNNERRRRRSKIIIIINNNNERRRRRSKIIIIINNNNERRRRRYOU SUCk
>>145694348Why don’t you get off the ice, have fun with your regular season victory because that’s all you have to look forward to. Most oilers fans don’t even watch the regular season anymore
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
>>145694374first of his career
I thought the oilers were supposed to be good
Mackenzie Blackwood is gonna get paaaaaaid in the off season
>>145694410the oilers haven't won a god damned thing in 34 years
GARYOUT ALERTGARYOUT IN PISSBURGH
>>145694416Not by the Sharks.
>>145694399Barely
>>145694458That's fine
>>145694416>BlackwoodWhat did his ancestors mean by this?
gg denizens of planet retarttawa
>>145694440As opposed to 57 years
>>145694440cope they've won first overall picks and a bowl of campbell's luxury soups
Nedeljkovic is so bad.
>>145694416I hope that my canesies sign him :)
My Jets are relocating to the Tempe garbage dump
celebrini sucks kwab
i lost a lot of money on that canes-sens game because of that disallowed goal.
>celebrini sucksjust like my penguins
>>145694487neither are in my memory who cares
>>145694416and someone will immediately regret it
>all of PPG arena on it's feetMeanwhile you can see rows upon rows behind the bench sitting down
>>145694504>aaaaaaaaa oh god oh fuck aaaaaaaaaaaa
*sigh* ok i guess ill put on stars/wild
for me it's my clubbies
That oilers pick is gonna be pretty nice for my flyies next year
Good job, Pengs.You weren't completely embarrassing tonight for once. Just mostly.
>>145694554Should've put it on a 1-18 roulette spin bud
>>145694633me in the back with the fat girl, pointing and laughing
I support the Grierplan
>>145694686yeah well i won the bet except for gary's corruption. but i won't be betting on the league anymore, so i guess it works out.
>>145694655HC Tuah
>>145694655Comfiest hockey club?
>>145694828nice were you up all night thinking of that one?
>>145694774dicks out for johnny :(
Huomenta but the opposite
>>145694689>the fat girlcould you be more specific?
Why the fuck would you put Celebrini into a shootout instead of Toffoli who is quickly proving to be the only consistent player on the fucking team? Celebrini did absolutely fuck all, the only thing of note tonight he did was blow a pass that took a lucky deflection off a Shittsturd player and made it to who other but fucking Toffoli.But oh no, Celebrini and Smith are the future, they absolutely REQUIRE them to be present in a make or break situation because they are going to sell merchandise. Jesus H Christ.Also Vanecek is abysmal and they should call up Askarov at this point.
playing diablo
playing didn't ask 2024
SSSSCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR>KANGZ
WHITE POWER!
I hope Bedard and Hughes kiss and get married
Someone tell the Stars to stop being frauds and score against the >wild
KONGS HOCKEY BBY
>>145695040I often think of men kissing and having sex
>>145695040Bedard is marrying Crosby
>>145695040Wonder who the gayest /hoc/ player is? I can see Bedussy swing that way.
I prefer the Blades.
guys....i thought the jests were supposed to be the best team in the league? you aren't meaning to tell me they have just been playing soft pusys all season, right? and when they face real teams they crumple like the soft pusys they are themselves? that can't be right.
literally refute his statement
>>145693860>>145693918alright I'm back and ready to party
>>145695176Lol I’m not reading all that. Give a 3 word summary.
>>145695147
>>145694950The Sharks might have a lot of consistent players
>>145695176it's possible he wasn't authorized to do it by the illitch kid
>>145695176HFBoards mentioned
So many clowns on this subreddit talking about “doomers”…I haven’t seen one person saying that the season is over or that the team is done for…I see people upset with a shit effort…and if you can interpret advanced stats and just watch a game…they never had a chance tonight…but sure downvote me because I’m not delusional like the rest of you.I’m sure you guys can come up with all the excuses for how many games they played and blah blah…but this team didn’t even come close to scoring a goal tonight.This could be a very good team, but they aren’t inconsistent and don’t bring a full effort every night, Tampa didn’t do anything special, we couldn’t complete passes, we couldn’t control the puck, we didn’t win board battles, we went through the motions…if you couldn’t see all that then your just being delusional. I mean there was one time in this game maybe two where the devils were actually dangerous in the offensive zone. Outplayed for 50 minutes in this one…Down 1-0 thanks to markstrom all the way into the 3rd and they let Tampa own them per usual instead of getting into a 2nd gear. Final score should have been 6-0 with the saves markstrom made.
Rain? Shine? Don't care I'm ready for Vancouver Canucks Hockey.
>>145695268Consistently shit maybe.
>>145695201Enjoy anon.
>>145695316God imagine them getting stretched my huge Pacific Northwest white cock every night
>>1456951761993
>>145695155They've only lost to atlantic division teams
I'm super grumpy about this for some reason.Amma need some support offence from the shooters we got in the summer.Bouch? Man?? Like ?? Doesn't matter that Skinner isn't elite, we know that. So play fucking accordingly, don't make these big ass mistakes that he needs to cover up. An accident or a small mistake is fine, no one expects perfection 24/7, but good lord man.Trying to be a team that wins 2-1 games is actually f-ing us over. We have to play near perfect D to survive them. And we're not an elite D team.Then Nurse? Man.. let me go to bed.
goooooo nuckies!!!
>>145695316which one is kippers
>>145695201What is that
This line again lol. MARCHMENT SCAAAAR.
barb1
>>145695404Kippers is a girl with a penis
>>145695176I can't.
>>145695449so second from the right
>>145695442her scalloped potatoes are fucked
I want to see a line of Bertuzzi - Sprong - Toffoliotherwise known as the most rejected and passed around players in the NHL line
Holy shit this redwings local broadcast is terrible
>>145695487>>145695316Those are all fine biological Vancouver ladies.
Do bruins games on NESN still look like they are being broadcast from a defeated communist regime
>>145695573Too yellow to be Hongcouverites. Looks more like they just jumped of the banana boat from China.
its over
Dead Wangs look completely deflated, no energy.
more like the can'tpucks
>>145695629Don't act like it's not the same in downtown Stockholm
my habs simply dominated the blue jackets tonight
>>145695649
Nooooo
>>145695629yeah you tell them, paperboy
>>145694950Literally who gives a fuck if the Sharks win more than a 3rd of their games, this entire season is about building the young guns confidence and seeing if there is anyone to keep around with them. Getting mad about shootout picks when they're going to win <30 games this year is sperg behavior
>>145695633Holy shit if the cucks mess up my parlay I’m gonna shit a brick
better be careful. today he delivers the paper. tomorrow he delivers you vengeance
maybe on monday he'll deliver an ask
>>145695811Why do you feel the need to gamble?
>>145695484Berggren is a soft pusy who will be cruising LA gay bars within 45 minutes.
>>145695805If anything they should suck more and get another high pick.
Connor Bedard, I know you're scrolling this thread on the bench. So I just wanted to say. You're home. You're home now Bedard. Now stay home, please.
holy fuck the stars look terrible, how did anybody think this team would be a cup contender?
Sandstrom in LA
>>145695867Bored
>>145695886How is he so qt?
That was some kino hockey between Vancouver and Chicago
>>145695955too much time spent on planet retard
I like the north stars colors for this game, sometimes it's fun to seethe
Wow my penguins finally won
Very solid win against one of the best defenses in the league.
>>145695981it's those nice pink lips
>>145696062they were missing their two best defensemen though
>>145695805Warsofsky is making boneheaded decision after boneheaded decision, he's clearly a fucking idiot that shouldn't be in charge of anyone's development let alone the pretty much set in stone future core of the team.The whole team is still taking stupid passes, still taking stupid penalties, and still trying to get cute with the puck, you need to beat that shit out of them early. The same issues are there with the team since Couture took over as captain too, there's no communication on ice whatsoever. You have a bad coach and a bad captain, who hasn't even been around this season and probably won't be, that's not really a good start to these kids' careers.
FUGGThere goes the shutout.
taking a break for a lil bit grinding pit is mindless dogshit
my kingies!
>>145696086(((Warsofsky)))
I unironically genuinely 100% saw Lekkerimäkis parents today.
>>145696238Yusヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ
>>145696238For every game that Boeser misses, they should be docked 1 point in the standings.
>>145696238My kangzies!
done watching hockey for the day
What the fuck is happening to the Preds?
>>145696353Overpaid and overrated players.
>>145696274Based
>>145696353forsberg sucks and should be a 3rd liner at best
>>145696272What were they like?
>>145696353It's hard to "build a boomer team" in hockey which is why you don't see that many people try. In basketball it's almost the meta. I would probably have to be smart to know why
cute little bedard tried a cute little pass
>>145696353KWAB
Canucks need to not let in any goals if they want to win this
>>145696437His wife is a country music superstar
>>145696455in basketball, there's bench roleplayers that have zero ability or athleticism other than being white guys good at shooting 3s. And these dime a dozen non-star players are all making tens of millions and absolutely making NHL stars pay like homeless bums in comparison
>>145696504They need to score a few too, eh?
>>145696477He can do no wrong.
my wingies fucking SUCK
>>145696454I wageslave downtown. They were completely normal. Spoke fluent English with a nice European accent. Tipped 20% . I didn't bring anything up until they were leaving when I told em' to have fun at the game tonight and his dad brightened up and said thank you. Positive experience entirely.
>>145696766They really did look shit, my condolences.
>>145696794maybe they were just some random swedes who were about to attend the local cockfighting match
>>145696794based and wholesome :)
sad >we lost again but it was 3-0 and we got the gary point, so get fucked pongs
>>145696794maybe they were just some random swedes who were about to attend the local bodybuilding magazine collectors convention
>My Flyers are one point from a wildcard spotYour team fucking sucks.
>>145696405>>145696274YUH
>>145696794That’s cute. I bet they appreciate that people root for their son
>>145696086you just explained why Todd McLellan gets hired every fucking time
it was a gay magazine
>logan coutureforgot that ugly bitch existed desu
>>145695176Steve Yzerman gets way too much credit for a good situation in Tampa when the reality was him picking the right goalie at first in Vasy. His moves in Detroit are way worse than the ones he made in Tampa. Ironically, that post DID say that they had a bunch of draft picks at the start but none of them have produced. >Not aggressively using cap spacecongratulations you've learned that the NHL is the most pansy league ever with the salary cap and their owners panic about having to "take on" contracts.
Why does every team feel like a disappointment rn
>>145697380Speak for yourself.
>bretfags still seething
>>145696911>7-7-4 is 4th in the wild card racethe NHL should seriously go to a 3-2-1 system. fuck you.
>murhpys law
Need the cucks to score
>>145697475kwab bret screwed bret
>scores without tryingpetey is actually finally back
>>145697479you're doing an antisemitism boyim
>>1456974793-2-1 doesn't solve the problem of handing out points for losing
>Let's go pee pee!
nigga had em fucking SEETHINGhttps://youtu.be/ZRYYyCgmC3A?si=CTGjFRCYXGglC-m6
take your scripted mandrama to /pw/
>>145697538it solves the issue of teams who are loser point merchants making the playoffs.
>>145697475>boomerholy worked
>>145697380Half the teams in the league are rebuilding with more coming up really soon, the glacial rebuild pacing of the NHL is finally catching up to the league.The only team right now that could get a rebuild done in like two years maximum are the Caps.
>>145697592>scriptedscrewjob was a shoot ya retarded mark
"why does nobody like NHL players?"
>>145697618>Half the teams in the league are rebuilding with more coming up really soon, the glacial rebuild pacing of the NHL is finally catching up to the league.the NHL can barely get a rebuild right these days. League is fucked because surprise, every NHL team runs their organization like a tire fire.
>>145697597No it doesn't retard
>>145697671True, I'm really smart so if I drafted an eighteen year old into an organization that gets its ass kicked every night he would probably turn out fine
New idea: there are now only 20 teams, those who don't make these get absorbed into the AHL, and there is now relegation between the 2 leagues.
>>145697817hey i didn't pay 2 billion for this SHIT team just to get relegated goyim
>goyimstop running your league like shit bettman
>>145697726It does.
lmao Darnelle Nurse skating with his head down and paying the price
>closeup shot of bedards spittlehnnnnnnnng
nurse has cheapshotted plenty of players. what goes around comes around.
>>145697538>>145697597>>145697726>>145697906a few years ago, I calculated the difference for teams' points and playoff seeding between the current system and what their results would have been under a 3-2-1 systemI did this across like the last five years at the timesome seasons, you would get a single change, and it would be something like a 4th and a 5th seed swapping placesfor most seasons, there was no change in year-end results at allno team ever either missed or made it into the playoffs when they wouldn't have had that same result under our current points system
sherwood's got some piss and vinegar in him
>>145697817Something that would incentivize using the AHL as an actual developmental league instead of a bottomless well of 3rd/4th liners to bring up and use for two games before trading for more 3rd/4th liners that do nothing would be nice.
why does that black guy in the gambling ad have Connor Mcdavid as an imaginary friend?
>>145697978You can't just take existing numbers and make it different. The 3-2-1 point system introduces an entirely different way of attitude from the GMs to the coaches and to the players in how they think off and on the ice. It also creates a separation of the truly shit teams and the good.
>>145697978Yeah the 82 game season is so long that all that stuff kind of evens out. I think there was one Devils team that went like 1-15 in shootouts and they're the only ones who got big time fucked. I still like the 3-2-1-0 thing, it's stupid to have some games "count more" than others
>>145698156The fact of the matter is there’s too many teams and not enough talent.
>>145698156I thought they went way too far in the "developmental league" direction, and it would be better for their product to have more journeymen instead of long shot 21 year old fifth rounders. What would be the actual problem with giving those guys bigger roles in the ECHL?
Why doesn’t Bedard have a letter on his jersey? Doesn’t have to be the C.
Another new idea: The worst team in the league does not get the #1 pick, but rather the 17th ranked team overall does. After that the worst team gets #2, 2nd worse gets #3 and so on.
>>145693033Good.
Reinstate ties, make overtime 5 on 5 again, and get rid of the gary point for overtime losses.None of this Mario Party shit.
I bet Miller misses Boeser so hard right now. So hard.
>>145698282In Illinois, those under 21 years old can only consume alcohol if they are at a home and with at least one of their parents or guardians, according to the Alcohol Policy Information System. The APIS is a U.S. government website. The parent or guardian must approve of and directly supervise the alcohol consumption.
>>145698385ties are stupid. fuck everyone is a winner participation award millennial shit
>>145698305>buffalo gets 15 #1 draft picks>they still win zero cups
>>1456983853 on 3 overtime is hype though. Make it 10 minutes instead of sudden death
>>145698228Less shelf life on the players I would guess. I think most teams, at least in the modern era of the AHL, would be more comfortable pulling up someone to fill a slot in their early 20s instead of someone 32 years old with all the baggage of playing in an totally different league for the majority of their career. The ECHL is woefully underutilized, it's just a dumping ground for people that couldn't cut it. To get full usage out of each of the leagues you would need to shake up team composition from top to bottom which is way too much to ask.
>>145698185>The 3-2-1 point system introduces an entirely different way of attitude from the GMs to the coaches and to the players in how they think off and on the ice. I agree that teams might play differently if different amounts of points were at stake for different results, but it's not "entirely different.">It also creates a separation of the truly shit teams and the good.Not really, not when I tested it.
>>145698467>everyone is a winnerThey only get one point instead of two, dumbfuckBetter yet, make it three points for a win.3-1-0.
>>145697817They don’t even have to shrink it, just do relegation. MLB would benefit from this too methinks.
>>145697817Done. The AHL is now 44 teams. How the fuck does that work?
>>145698577why doesn't montreal have an aaa team
>>145698577>MLB would benefit from this too methinks.the MLB makes money from teams like the Dodgers and Yankees and Mets lmao. Why do you think a third of the teams are freeloaders?
I trust the firm, steady leadership of Gary Bruce Bettman
>>145698603Cut the AHL down to 20 teams, send those who don't make it to lesser leagues around NA.
saw a couple of /hoc/ bros in the tyson/paul sticky last night, my marinara post got like 50 (you)s, i think it's safe to say that even all these years, /hoc/ still runs /sp/
>>145698640Yeah it would get rid of the freeloaders. They’d actually have to try to stay in the league
biz just said a swear word on national television. i'm telling
>>145698846call the cops
>>145698642He's not that bad, desu. Sunbelt conspiracy tards just can't accept that newer teams get better over time (or immediately if they jew the rules like VEGASS).
>>145698828Why do you think there are so many owners who dont try?
>most dangerous second intermission in Hongcouver
>>145698915Someone has to finish last. Also I wouldn't say effort correlates that much. Dolan has always been a huge basketball guy who doesn't give a shit about hockey - the Knicks were the most dysfunctional organization in sports until 5 years ago, but the Rangers have been run fine since the lockout/salary cap
>>145699086Buddy the rangers have won just once in the last 84 years
>>145698645Make senior league/Allan Cup hockey great again dayo
>>145699086>but the Rangers have been run fine since the lockout/salary capBuchnevich for Blais
>>145699182a junior B team would absolutely wreck those hosers
>>145699086>the Knicks were the most dysfunctional organization in sportsno that's the netties
Let's see what marvels of scheduleatory magic Gary created for us tomorrow>Blues at Canesthat'll put butts in seats>Capitals at Knightsthat'll put butts in seats>Rangers at Krakenthat'll put butts in seats>Preds at Nucksthat'll put butts in seats
Bettman put my ass in this seat
lmao if they are so worried about the environment and shit why dont they have Gary have his teams play two games when they travel to a city
On planet retard, seats get put in butts
>>145699318performative worry
>>145698901gary bettman has pussified the game, allowed bush league bullshit like the coyotes to exist for decades, has presided over two separate dead puck eras, caused THREE (3) fucking lockouts, hurt the growth of the game by ripping players out of the olympics, ruined team uniforms, cheaped out on everything, destroyed the league's image and destroyed the talent pool. did you know that gary bettman is so fucking incompetent that he has lost control of the stanley cup. the fucking trophy isn't the NHL's thanks to him. if a season isn't played, an ahl team could be crowned stanley cup champions.
THE STORM IS HERE, THE BRANNSTORM
>>145698645Either way, it's retarded that a win after 60 minutes is worth as much as a win after 60+5 minutes of a 3 on 3 mini game or a shootout.>>145698645Retards will say this won't work because no owners wants to own a AHL or ECHL team, meanwhile the system works perfectly fine in European football. You just need incentives in form of price money for promotion, tv money, position in the standings etc.Swedish hockey and German football works differently because of the 51% rule and boards that are voted in by the members and stuff.
>>145699356it's retard's world and we're just living in it
>>145699527
>>145699459He’s just a great Canuck
>>145699491>Retards will say this won't workMaybe if you time travel back to 1910 and set a league up like that.
We should own an ECHL team
brannstrom is a fucking bust KWAB
>where is Bedard?
>>145699836He is home.
>>145699836protecting his mother from perry
the hunt for the holy grail was a hunt for a cup>scattered applausegood thing galahad wasn't canadian
I'm going to cry when Bedard doesn't make Canada's 4 nations team.
>>145698915Because they get profit sharing from merch sales so they get free money to do nothing
>>145699783Where would they be and what would be their name?My vote goes to the Saskatoon Beavs.
>Bedard is a lazy player, but center is a position that you have to take personally. It’s the only position on the ice where you’re directly up against someone who’s trying to do the same job as you. I always wanted to have a better day than whoever I was up against, and the only thing I was taught to do was work harder than my opponent
>>145699455>did you know that gary bettman is so fucking incompetent that he has lost control of the stanley cup. the fucking trophy isn't the NHL's thanks to him. if a season isn't played, an ahl team could be crowned stanley cup champions.All the other shit is due to outside factors beyond Gary's control. This one is absolutely ridiculous, though. I'll also go full anti-Bettman if you can find proof that he orchestrated the King's switch to those godawful monochromatic colors
>>145700059my nuckies are sponsored by instant ramen and beer :)
>Bedard just goes out to play and show off to everyone how cute and clever he is, rather than trying to make his opponent have a miserable day. He’s got all the ability and athleticism you need; he’s just missing something upstairs
>>145700059Saskatoon would be nice, at that level you really want the travel to be as miserable as possible.
>>145700224There is nothing wrong with living in Saskatchewan.
we did it pumpkin patch bros
>>145700224I love the Epic and Cool Hockey League
jt miller anytime goal + nuckies on the ml is a winner. he had to respond after that game against the islanders.
I’M BLUEGH DA BU DI DA BU DAI
>>145700224>East Coast Hockey League>majority of the teams isn't on the east coastShould rebrand it to the old IHL instead.
>>145700224The Nunavut Igloos
can't a man and his family enjoy some peace and quiet alone in a pumpkin patch?
>>145700473Extreme Championship Hockey League would work
RICK THERE IT IS
>>145700509THIS ISTHE XCHLLLLL
bulju scored today :)
>>145700509based
>>145700735
Not everyday you hear Wayne Gretzky call someone a cocksucker.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLt9KIMiAe0In today's soft NHL he would've got suspended for that.
>>145700967based on the fact ya haven't won a cup in 30 years KWAB
>>145699238nets organization was never dysfunctional their rosters just sucked because they weren't a free agent destination
>>145701144I was afraid of this thing
>>145701041>gets enthralled by the biggest boomer dipshit grifter retard in the history of western civilizationgrim
>>145701041Tony amonte is such a wop lol
muh small market new jersey nets who are 5 minutes away from new york city no one cares about us wah wah wah no one wants to come play here
>>145701560kek
>>145701560New Jersey is a worse place than NYC and nobody likes it.>muh 5 minutes away
I just heard about the news... why the fuck are you vancouver anons heckeling this poor man when he's out with his family at the pumpkin patch..
>>145701560Just like my islanders
>>145701560why do jews always pretend new jeresys teams are basically in a different time zone than nyc when they are closer to manhattan than teams from queens?
>>145701700Because being in NJ is worse for you.
>>145701254Mr. Whammy will protect you
>>145701774Being in a New Jersey Suburb is worse than New York City?Wouldn't think so.
>>145702052https://youtu.be/MB4krMaXEl4It was much worse. Trust me
>>145701560>>145702052You have no point here. The Knicks couldn't get FAs either. Best they could do was Stoudemire. They both sucked and were dysfunctional.
>>145702052You need a car more often than not, the stadium where the Nets played was in a swamp just off the highway, the taxes are pretty bad in NJ as well, and you probably will be in the shadow of NY regardlessly.
He's just out with his goddamn family leave him alone you psychopaths
>>145702161the Knicks were run like garbage. So were the Rangers. Do we have to bring up the Bobby Holik contract?
>>145702052I wouldn't expect a Swede with his reindeer and lingonberries in an Ikea prancing around like queers with his fellow Swedes to understand how much of a shithole New Jersey is.
>>145702052>swede is a fucking retardmany such cases
>>145702184Nothing wrong with having a car. Beats riding public transport
>>145702373Okay now imagine you cant fill up your own gas, everyone lives in these shitty mansions in the woods, and the highways are filled with the worst drivers. Queens is a shit borough and you might as well be mugged or stabbed, but fuck New Jersey
remember when bud failed his driver's test more times than spongebob and then coped by saying he didn't want to drive anyway kwab go debbies!!
>>145702253You can't put a price on veteran leadership
Had a huge wank and fell asleep and missed the late games
>heh nothing wrong with owning a car
[Great News] I have just dinged 293 Paragon.:)
>>145702253hey bud why are you still here if aren't an isles fan anymore? you switch to the superior team in the broship and become a knightschad?
>>145702497KEK
It was a nigga moment and a 3 game suspension at most
55speak english
It seems the retards and schizos got tucked in early tonight. Now we can finally talk puck
now's our chance to talk puck
Realistically speaking who in the Eastern conference is stopping my kitties
>>145703933My islanders
4chandice called earlier... she didn't know shit about puck, Buck...
>>145703933It's extremely rare to.go.to 3 finals in a row
>>145703933Themselves or a really bad deadline
Two ideas on the topic of pucks>there should be two live pucks at all times>the goalies should have to guard the other team's goal during power plays
>>145703977All you talk about is the past
>>145703896true knights play the caps tomorrow
>>145703964This face shape is my kryptonite.
>>145704000Before the game tonight Paul Maurice was literally talking about how much hockey the Panthers have played over the last couple of seasons.
>>145704026and the Panthers have barely rested either. Barkov is playing on broken bones still
>>145704019we know it's you john you greasy fuck
>>145704060Lucky for the Panthers the East looks shit but if anything's going to stop them it's going to be fatigue and injuries.
>>145704080The only other team that could, really, beat them are the Leafs.
Does every team use 4 lines or is anyone smart enough to try to reduce to 3 or increase to 5?
>>145704112rob ford did 5 lines before every leafs game iirc
>>145704096The hurricanes are better than the laffs
>bold statements not even a quarter through the seasonOH yeah planet retard is back
>>145704162Hurricanes will choke to the Rangers again.
>>145704112Teams regularly shorten the bench to 3 lines and you might consider the powerplay units 5th lines
>>145704162The Hurricanes choke in the 'yoffs, the Leafs don't.
>>145704172Rags look like ass this year and everyone has them figured out. Wouldn't be surprised if they end up a first round exit again.
>>145704162didn't ask about planet retard
>>145704196after last year I dont think that I will doubt Shesterkin. He will carry that team.
>>145704229your takes are always wrong bud so the rags will definitely flop
remember when his bracket got last place KWAB
>>145704374jlmi
>>145703998>>the goalies should have to guard the other team's goal during power playsI'm sorry wat
jon bones jones won apparently
>>145704374That was fucking hilarious. Like literally last place.
>>145704460
>>145704479there was also a year when he did this big draft predictions and got every pick wrong but like the obviously agreed upon #1 over all KEK>>145704486smug mf kek
>>145692996>>145692996>>145692996Recycle
>>145693033soft league
