god's chosen people edition
>>145692996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpPs0p2PmC4
>>145704585you spin me right round baby right round
>>145692996>recycling a garbage threadold/hoc/ would never
>rags
>gary hands the cup to a canadian team:|>gary hands the cup to an american team:)
gary has done nothing wrong
>>145704721done nothing right either
>>145704374was it really last place?
>>145704763it was either last or second to last
My penguins won
>>145704767I'm extremely certain it was dead last
..>>145693033Soft league
I've got nothing against the city or fans, but are the sens canada's version of the blue jackets
>>145704804
The Game, The Cerebral Assassin, The King of Kings, Paul "Triple H (Hunter Hearst Helmsley)" Levesque was at the fight tonight.*bows down*
>>145704804>interference>>145704809>not interference
>>145704767>>145704789lol thats brutal but not surprising
>bedard was 6 years old during the canucks finals run
>>145704851what a mark lol
I was 24
>>145705027Truly on his way to being a sportswriter
I was 17
Lotta crusty ass boomers itt
there is literally nothing wrong with being a crusty ass boomer itt
>>145705144You'll be here soon enough.
suckin' on chilli dogs. outside the tasty freeeeze
My team plays shit defense. We're in desperate need of at least one or preferably two big defensemen who can skate. Either our GM and assistant GM continue to sit on their hands, waiting for the perfect player it seems or there's literally no player with that profile on the market. And next month we lose Sandin-Pellikka to the WJC too.
>>145705209>hv71>naming your team after the chicken flu
listening to nickel back.
Based Reaves
It's time
to get
>>145705240Their name comes from the merger of Husqvarna IF and Vätterstads IF in 1971.>>145705310You mean Nickelback.
>>145705468do you think rob halford raped that dude from warrant
>>145705476I doubt it. I don't think Judas Priest was hanging out on the strip much in the late 80s and they never toured together.
im thinking arby's
Time to sleep for a few hours. Wake me up in 6 hours at the most.
heh, my Kongs... they'll definitely keep this up
The Kings just keep winning dont know how they do it
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>145706000checkedanze is 37 and above a p/gp
Reaves can only skate in a straight line, but Nurse is too talentless to stay off that narrow track. It was a headshot, so suspendable, but Nurse is a dope. So is Bouchard. Laffs win the battle of the frauds.
Cant find where anyone asked
can't find the puck
>>145706482tftp
Cup Contenders in 2025:CarolinaColoradoDallasFloridaWho else could actually win?
>>145706713>dullass>randycanes
>>145706713The Peg
>>145706000All without Doughty too. They're winning with some kind of sorcery.
>>145706762>believing in hellechoke
>>145706964their top pairing d are a couple of nobodiesandersen is a draft talent and they acquired gavrikov for a bag of puckscolumbus is managed so fucking poorly
>>145707081Kongs are almost managed just a poorly, they traded away Faber for fuck's sake. He could be on that top pairing with Anderson right now and they could've gotten a Fiala-like winger in free agency.
>pg 3 on a saturday nightdead generaldead sport
>>145707184fiala is at least still with the team and producing (albeit not as of late)quick didnt even play for the blue jackets and they got even less for him in the second trade and blew the first round pick from quick on a fucking ahler
>>145707245Nobody is asking, get it?
>>145707304If everyone thinks the Jets are a first round exit, can they really be overrated?
Moverare looked fine yet again, let's see how many games he's given before being inevitably sent down lol
>>145704713more like Gary hands the cup to his (((friends))) team
>>145707467I hope not, he deserves a shot over Englund and Burroughs. Tired of seeing him dicked around, he's a solid bottom pairing Dman. Hiller just gave him a bunch of compliments in the post game, so he should get a good look.
>>145707472find me one cup presentation after 1993 where gary isnt smiling
Nice to see the Jets get exposed
>>145707540Gary’s gonna freeze the Tempe toxic dump and the Jets will play in front of a dozen garbagemen for the next thirty years
>>145706713I’d bet on Devils or Lightning being dark horses in the east but the west? Idk I get the sense that it’s all but locked in.
>>145705041lmao I remember being all old and shit posting here about going to the riot
>>145707527
>>145707809
>>145707845
>>145707527>>145707809>>145707845>>145707872The Tempe garbage dump can fit about six more teams now that I think about it
>>145707872
Just take a putrid marner
Can we stop the Gary posting already? We get it, he smiles.
Nurse should have kept his head up baka desu senpai
My Blues play early(ish) today again.
>>145708013for american franchises only
>>145708051Just like my canesies :)
>>145708035Can someone post the webm
>>145708058Canadia is never winning a Cup again, the curse of 93 will continue.
>>145708089thank you gary
>>145708013>nooo stop posting hockey related contentWhy do Americans feel like they need to police everything?
>>145708117GOOD THING YOUR OPINION DON'T MEAN OOGATZ TO ME
>Interesting: @FriedgeHNIC reporting on the broadcast tonight that next year's salary cap could actually be pushed well over the 5% growth limit up to as much as $95M to $97M. >Right now per the CBA, it's set to go to $92.4 million, but with revenues so high, it makes sense to bump it higher. But that jump has to be negotiated between the NHL and NHLPA.Why is it so hard to just make the salary cap 100M, and why can’t we start doing deferred contracts? The NHL is so ass backwards man
>>145708223that's really wild because nothing has really changed except for getting the fuck out of arizona. it's almost like it was a terrible market for decades and everyone except gary was right.
>>145708138you make an excellent point
>blose in OT>craps>rags>no one
why aren't players allowed to negotiate opt-outs in their contract? and why can't teams include option years?
>>145708242>that's really wild because nothing has really changed except for getting the fuck out of arizona"ESPN">>145708374blame the owners unironically.
>>145708374>why can't teams include option yearsIt’s called running them over in a car
>>145708374It is all decided by the current CBA
n on n violence
>>145706000Beating my wingies isn't that impressive, unfortunately
>canes>knights>kraken >nucks
Retard
>>145708494Clean hit
>>145708494>lose a little>start chimpingWeak minded team
>>145708590>lose 5-0>a littleRetard
>>145708590>historic run put in danger by sunbelt retardsI'd be more surprised if they didn't chimp
>>145705799"Sleep on your left side to aid digestion during the night. Gravity will help push food through your intestines and make your early morning movement an easy one"Dr. Claire Thompson
>>145708306
>Gary "Handsome" Bettman
>>145708841
>>145708827Maybe they should have scored some goals
>>145708925
>>145708954>2005LOL GARY'D :)
>>145708466why did you believe the aves could beat the stars?
Classy
I just deleted Gary's number from my phone
>>145708841>>145708925>>145708954>another year, another American team winning the cup. God I love this job!
>>145709031was he asking for dick pics at unreasonable hours?
What’s a song that you always thought would make a good goal song?
>>145708980in 2006 brindamor taking the cup directly from the tablegary attempts a handoff but is mostly denied, the camera cuts to a closeup of rod and we dont see gary's expression
I'll miss the playgroundsAnd the animals and digging up wormsI'll miss the comfort of my motherAnd the weight of the worldI'll miss my sister, miss my father,Miss my dog and my homeYeah, I'll miss the boredomAnd the freedom and the time spent alone
>>145708984Simply put, I had 2 brackets. One was Oilers - Panthers and this one, Stars - Canes. I saw both brackets unfolding the way they were set. One was full Gary sunbelt neatness and the other was a more balanced realistic approach with having a couple non sunbelt teams go deep.Also I saw a potential MacKinnon vs McDavid west conference final.
I missed the part where someone asked
>>145708984Not him but I doubt people predicted Benn murdering Toews and Val pissing hot during that series
>>145709220>gary sunbelt neatness>chose the teams that should winkys
>>145709158
>>145709253I predicted them losing to the jets
>>145708928yeah probably
Wa'la, caniacs
>>145709691How are kitties not the favorite to twopeat, Åland?
> McDavid puts on show back home in TorontoHmmmmmmmmmm...
> Wolf playing big in goal
>>145709883Wolf is a manlet what the fuck are you talking about?
steelers and raiders games start soon knights play this afternoon
>>145709748Our kittiesies are. They just had a slow start to the season.
> In life, it's not the size of the cat in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the cat.
>>145710005The Lions are playing, the steelers are gay
>>145710071>loins>zero (0) owlsKWAB stairway to 7 retarded loser
>>145710005Not sure if Hispanic or retarded
Tough loss for us leafs bros
>>145710243>HispanicThey prefer latinx
>>145710258anyone make a fucking webm yet holy shit
>>145710223At least you didn't deny the steelers are gay
>>145710299yea like 2 threads ago dummy
>>145710285Who gives a shit, if you like either the steelers or raiders, chances are you are not white
>>145710258jen
>raped bitch is spamming his shit team logos againbud1 now and 4ever
>>145710475Invest in a filter
>le filterreddit bitch
>bitching and complaining every day of your miserable, shitty lifethat must suck
Lamar Jackson looks like an alien with fetal alcohol syndrome
>>145710529ravens fumbled the ball bro kwab
>>145710520Not as much as getting raped on the chilly easter eve so many moons ago
>>145710516>no don’t leave the raped bitch in an echo chamberSorry for wanting to improve the thread
Italy > Slovakia
goddess going to the box
>>145710584fuckin bitch
It's not spamming, I'm posting cause these teams won their game today
It doesn’t get said often enough how much Nurse resembles the aliens from the “To serve mankind” episode of Twilight Zone
>>145710577I think they might be trying to tell us something
>>145710678Uncanny
>>145710669ya shes perfect
>>145710678His head wasnt always that bigIt was only after mcdavid showed him his book collection
is ashley gonna be good enough to play in the pwhl
honestly cant believe how gay nurse is
I'll be frank with youmy team are frauds
>>145710830aren't these ladies having issues getting season number two started? what's that all about?
>>145710071>>145710311Just like my islanders
>>145710830They're expanding so maybe
>>145710830she's heading to wall street
bud1Chilly Easter eveningRaped bitch Burrito delivery
>>145710806mcdavid is truly a sophisticated man
>>145710897based jets or stars fan
>>145710830she might be, but prob a little small. might just miss the cutoff. also, since she's with cornell and hot, and an acheiver in sports, she'll probably havea high paying job lined up. so pwhl less intersting. she probably also has a chad rich bf with rich dad and uncles to go work at some hedge fund.she probably just go live in a big house, hav 2 kids and dive a fancy car around an upper class neighborhood
>>145710999checked based
>>145710897my team isn't even making playoffs
>>145711087Based Knights realist
is Nurse gay ?
>>145711087bro neither are wemichkov is probably is going to guarantee the flyers a playoff spot for the next 20 years brolike seriously bro gary relocate us to houston
my team clinched a playoff spot last night
plus ashley's D partner is a badass
>>145710577Who's going to play for them in 2026?
>>145710999great numbers but factually questionable information Ashley comes from a Hockey Legacy family and she grew up playing the game; she grew up having access to top-rated training facilities, and Ashley likely wants a pro career of some sort before "settling down"
>>145711135Clean hit, bad outcome. Really don't get why everyone has their panties in a twist over this.
>>145711191> Besides leading all Calder candidates this year, MM39 currently has 3 more goals, 2 more points and 5 more +/- than Connor Bedard despite playing 2 less games. Has the Prince Who Was Promised arrived?he really is going to be the goat isn't he bro?
>>145711220Italian-Americans and Italian-Canadians
>>145711299pride is a helluva drug. would be great if she did try to join one of the teams. they would get her on just for publicity
>>145711421is that a real stat bro?we're so cookedhe is just getting started and is already better than hughes and hischier bro
>>145710916they start pretty late, but play pretty long till may
>>145711455Tony DeAngelo
>>145711505swayman is shit and none of the bruins are stepping up. this is the year we finally miss playoffs
we could have had michkov bros
>>145711586statistics will even out. in december they'll go 100% wins
>>145711477it's not just pride, it's also her family and sense of familial duty, frankly, I'd love to ask her myself, I wonder if anyone's ever interviewed her and asked about pro-career aspirations >>145711511they're still dropping pucks on the 20th, I know that
>today, I learned that there are Italian-Canadians far out, is there an italio-canadian take on poutine /hoc/ should know about?
>>145711629They fuckin better, 2025 is a shit year to have a mid first round draft pick
>>145711820Bud raped you
>she is enrolled in the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences and the SC Johnson College of Business.is ashley actually STEM ? while thats respectable, think its a bad choice for a hot ivy league chick that ccan coast in marketing or at some big finance company
>>145711906Bud1
Behind every overtime goal there is a brutal giveaway before hand
>relocanes >golden showers >rags >nucks
>>145711906Cornell and Ithaca ain't nothing but a socialist shit hole
>>145712086Ithaca is gorges
>>145711521Tony D is NA champ
>>145712198The people are retards and they have a negro problem
absolute trash
guess i'll start a yt and insta reels channel
>>145712086I'd still kill to attend an ivy league
>>1457108302024 draftee's Maja Nylén Persson and Sydney Bard play an extremely similar game where skating and creativity are paramount. Scouts are likely high on Ashley in the same fashion
>>145712374gary saves his shittiest games for fridays and sundays
It's the CFL final today
>>145712493I went to Dartmouth and nobody respects me
>>145710916the fanbase that refused to tell anyone about the sport due to female hypergamy now realize they were never really part of what non loser females want. "women's" sports are never supported by women who stand to lose their grip on the avg fuckass. It's very much true that women as a class keep random dudes around that most girls think are icky and practically useless now.
>>145712631>It's very much true that women as a class keep random dudes around that most girls think are icky and practically useless now.so you're telling me theres a chance
>>145712609I'm surprised you couldn't easily get a 6 digit entry level job
I gave the PWHL a chance until I turned it on one night and they had pretty boy Justin Trudeau all over the broadcast. Like read the room his popularity was plummeting at the time so the PWHL decided that was the perfect time to shove his face all over the games. Fucking retard league.
>>145712830if it was for a toronto game and its for women, JT might be ok. but not sure who hard dykes prefer
>>145712781I actually did, but then I went to medical school but not at Dartmouth
2nd round exit
We get it bro you hate women
>have to wait 15 minsDidn't realize hiroshimoot was part of the tribe
>>145712912congrats on being a doctor!
>>145712929I love watching women do things, but im not going to watch a womens league that chose to be another propagandist photo op for our faggot prime minister.
seems like this needs to be updated
>>145712963he implemented it before the elections because he feared the shitposting it would bring
>>145712969>>145712912Yes congrats. Did you major in Pepper or Dre?
>I went to Dartmouth
if you're going ivy, you should go to yale or columbia, or maybe cornell if you were going at the same time as ashley
This is a Princeton general.
>dead man walking
>>145713112As long as you don't go to Brown because brown is shit and shit is brown
>Detroit has put Jack Campbell on waiverswhat a sad fall from grace
>>145712997>5'3"holy pukeola
kek
How many will Gru let in tonight?
>>145713179its true, i dont date girls below 5'8
>>145713179>too skinny>no hamstrings>no asspass
This is a Brandeis general
>>145713249didn't ask for a description of the guy
>>145713146>>145713198he's already applying to jobs on indeed
>>145712972Check, you hate women and you're an aspiring anarchist
>>145713254Sorry you've been misled, /hoc/ is actually a WHL general.
>>145713227based gotta ensure that your future sons are tall
>>145713288checked. he needs to get on linkedin
It's weird that we managed to make that guy's misogyny ice hockey-related
>>145713331i havent actually dated any girls
>>145713173>Campbell entered the NHL/NHLPA Player Assistance Program on Oct 4. He is now cleared to returnWhat fall from grace? The guy was a career backup borderline nhler that had one good season as the goalie for a stacked laffs team, and then the retard oilers came along and gave him a huge starters contract. I feel for the guy being built up as something he never was but the Oilers are at fault here.
some of the dumbest names in the history of sports teams
You need anything? Just don't fucking call me
>>145713384yeah i've got to agree
>>145713469Raaaaaaaaaay, Kojaks got a wig on, Raaaaaaayyyyy
>>145713587now there's a haircut you could set your watch to
holy fuck
Living in Hawaii must be a dream, then you could watch NHL hockey from the morning or noon until you go to bed
>>145713717
>>145713741yeah getting fire bombed by slants every other decade is worth the trade off
>>145713341linkedin is just AI trash these days
>>145713717:/
>>145713777Pearl Harbor was 80 years ago
>>145713757bud raped you
>>145713741Cost of living is insanely high and there are no jobs
>>145713787maybe on planet earth
>>145713369same :(
>>145713717grim
My god I wish I had a wife and daughter.
>>145714008same but I want sons
Watching Napoleon, this flick is a real disappointment
this sport in unbetable. unless you take any team to score with 10 minutes left in the 3rd. especially nhl, it's impossible to bet.
>>145714160i'm gonna watch kingdom of heaven for the first time today but I've watched this scene on youtube like a hundred times
>>145714187Good. Betting is ruining sports
>>145714222I'm really mad because that flick is so good, how could Ridley Scott do this to me?
>>145714256he's jewish
>>145714187Most serious betters know hockey isnt good to bet on
>>145714256Are you watching the regular version or the directors scott? Scott said the DC of Napoleon was better than the theatrical.
>>145714449Yeah, ice tilt is real, and the referees are complete shit too.
>>145714222if saladin was white he would be revered as a real life king arthur
>>145714478Directors cut but Napoleon is coming across as an idiot who lucked his way to the top
KWAC (kek what a canadian)
>>145714568just like my islanders
cuz hockey isnt real. just lucky puck bounces and tips
>>145714700cute kitty :3
>they're making me wait 15 fucking minutes to post on this board. can you believe that, bill?
>>145715283
>>145715352You write all that and don’t even mention that the Bombers are going for a dynasty. Way to bury the lead, retard. Kill yourself
>>145715576>Bombers are going for a dynastylol lmao
I use 4chan for discreet, anonymous arguments with sub 80 IQ leafs
>>145716770racismo
>>145716770Gary didn't waste any time on that one
>>145716770>laffs
Our steeleies copey (:
>>145717106shut the FUCK up
>>145716225this is the most anti-semitic hockey board on the internet. thats not saying much though
>>145717155Cope
>>145717106BASED FUCK THE SHITBIRDS KWAB
>>145717360Sorry about your raiders ):
>Steelers>RaidersNon-whites OUT
hockey discussion?
>>145717920*dingdong voice*SHE DIDNT SAY THAT!
discuss this
>>145718015Can't, copey needs to talk about his non-white football teams
Jade and teal>>>Orange and brown
>>145718015jets are frauds and kitties are looking for another stanley cup
>>145712920They should be able to make the conference finals.
>>145718210Unlike my islanders
>>145717168hockey's lack of mainstream appeal is the only thing protecting it from hebrew influence. Just look at college football, which was pure sovl up until 2014 when they added playoffs. ten years later the league is completely unrecognizable, pay to win, mercenary horse shityou should be glad Gary keeps the NHL firmly as the #4 or #5 league in North America
>hockey's lack of mainstream appeal is the only thing protecting it from hebrew influence.
>>145718048I can't see it
>>145718239Yea haha would be a huge shame if there was a jewish commissioner pulling the strings haha
>>145718210they're the metro favorites but caps are on the upswing
fact: the Hurricanes are a better team this season after losing key partsfact: the Devils are the only team that managed to take the right players from Carolinafact: LA got better by taking one of the Oilers few good bottom 6 pieces
For got the season started
>>145718335fact: crosby is never making playoffs again with the pens
>Just look at college football, which was pure sovl up until 2014 when they added playoffs
>>145718259go back
>>145718396Gary Bettman, a jew, runs the NHL. You just contradicted yourself.
>>145718373 there's like a bunch of players who switch national teams because of that btw
>>145718374you laugh, but pro hockey would benefit if college hockey was ever taken seriously>noo much soul we should let our young players rot in beer leagues from age 16 to 22 because uhh uhh that's how gordie howe did it
>>145718434Imagine if we just cut out the developmental part of the AHL because its atrocious out there.
Remember when the panthers almost blew a 3-0 lead in the cup final?
>>145718414Sorry I meant go back to whatever shithole you usually post in. Not sure what /exactly/ you took from that.
>>145718452yes and then mcdavid choked in game 7
>>145718452>almost
Not gonna lie I missed you cock suckers
>>145718452Remember when ESPN didnt give a shit about one of the best finals in recent memory because they were too busy broadcasting the worst NBA finals? yeah I remember.
For the first time this season Gary allows my Nuckies a front page article feature, but he does his absolute best to make Garland look like the manlet he is. I would expect nothing less from Gary.
>Maple Leafs' Ryan Reaves suspended 5 games for 'dangerous' hit on Oilers' Darnell NurseSuspended 5 games for a simple hit. Faggot league.
HAIL GARY
>>145718497missed you too ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
>>145718541It was more because of the optics of the hit. Black-on-black violence is a bad look for the league as it perpetuates hurtful and harmful stereotypes.
>>145718543Don't you have an excel file to be populating, intern?
>>145718511>4th seasonI've unironically never heard his name. Not a joke.
>>145718541Gary doesn't cotton to black-on-black crime and he's not about to see a rise in it during his tenure >
>>145718511Garland's been on the canucks for four years now? jesus christ.>>145718585He was traded to the Canucks for OEL and a 1st that became Guenther.
>scoreless draw in Carolina
Remember whent people though the Canes were gonna take the cupCrazy times
>>145718631Yeah Garly was apart of the deal that ruined the Canucks and for the next few years.
Finally hockey
>>145718715Love me winterLove me ChristmasLove me hockeySimple as
is he asian
>>145718762I remember the NHL did something for pacific islander month and he was listed.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>145718807>NHL: Japan is a island right? Yeah. Put em on the list.
>>145718807I hope he does the haka next time he scores a goal, just totally shreds the ice right in front of the goalie
Canadian ads are weird
>>145718880yup. must be odd to see commercials with so many thin people.
>>145718541Soon enough they'll take fighting and hitting out of the game so they europeans can play
At least you don't have dancing fat people and HIV pill ads
>>145718893jen
>>145718893The amount of Indian people is jarring too
Gary doesn't care about my clubbies
>staal still playingjust retire old man. it's bed time for you.
Cunuck frens tell me about Canadian Tire. I was watching old ads and it seems like it was a great place to go to as a kid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NdxthTgzgw&list=PLksubP8_o5Hxli8RrhMcxF9ahheuwQ7xyProbably shit now
>>145718997Should be named Chinese Tire because that is where 95% of it's products originate. Medium-high prices, low-medium quality. Has a great points program though, for example sometimes you'll get $40 back (in points) on a $120 purchase if you play your cards right. Store smells good (probably because of all the rubber).
>>145718997My grandmother calls it crappy tire
>>145719039They still sell tires huh. At least they're still true to the name.
>>145718959you haven't had enough time to generate the funding to pay your Gary Dues yet, Deseret, so know your role and shoosh yer stupid face
>>145718469Sad
Canadian Tire sells tires, tires and tires.
they do NOT sell Canadians, that would be human trafficking and highly unlawful
These ads are quick and painless
>>145719082They do have unbeatable prices on tires occasionally, too.
>>145719266Gary hands typed this
>>145719273quality is middle of the road, though, pun definitely intended, my son
>>145718434>college sports
I'm falling for all the banners todayNever heard of Cheerwine but they sell it near me might try itCherry soda is pretty lit
in memory of bud1
>>145719266Just like MAID
GOOOOOOOOOALLLLLCanes tied it
>>145718790There's never been snow in North Carolina in the history of this planet. This image is fake.
>>145718997I bought a 4 piece weed grinder from there for 12 bucks, it was in the kitchen section labelled as an "herb and spice grinder". It's a legit 4 piece grinder with a kief catcher and all, the kind you see in head shops and weed stores that runs for 20-40 dollars. I really like it.
lock it up bud
Not even Don Draper can convince me to use the Skip the Dishes service for my intermission snacking needs.
>>145719419https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowball_Earth
I forgot Canadian Little Caesars can't say "Pizza, Pizza."
>>145719495jeez louise, this is a christian thread. take your foul language else wear
>>145719520What are you watching
wheres jen
>>145719544A stream of SportsNet since the Blues v Canes is behind an ESPN+ paywall
>>145719591Oh cool
>>145719527Hockey is a devil worshipping sport >>145705009
>>145719282Gary really has his interns working 24/7
https://x.com/TSN_Sports/status/1858281602779930875
>Americans will never know what it's like to have a wad of Canadian tire money in the junk drawer
>>145719618The ref is just telling the players to watch it
>>145719371It's good, not great. Absolutely worth trying to see why it's regionally liked. Not my sip of choice.
>>145719647Garys tribe took thay away from us too
>>145719576Wanted to come, but then realized they're not a real person at all >not even an acronym or anything
I haven't seen Canadian Tire money in 25 years.
>>145719576At the raped bitch store, need anything?
Pocari Sweat is best of best
>>145719678>>145719719
>>145719724based I wish they sold it at the gas station. my only complaint is that it has HFCS
>>145719757small price to pay for all those ions >make you strong like BULL
somebody tell this guy to stop harping on the turnovers
norfcanes sccccaaaaaaaarrrrrr
not sure if i'm gonna be in the mood for the soulless paragon grind toknight. we'll see after the knights game bro's
guy should have banked it off the schneid on that one
>>145719419
>>145719943Are you always this "annoying" when you learn a new word? Don't clever people who use "large words" annoy you?>none of those things annoy me, I like expanding my linguistical talents
Good Lord I hate the CFL
>>145720015you're being rather pedantic, no?
Good Lord I didn't ask
>>145720039thank God it ends tonight >>145720044Uh Dur?!?!
>sit down, Tripp>we're gonna take this fucking SAT and ace it
>ITT
Fun fact Tripp is just a nickname he got after all the times he got blackout stumbling drunk
>>145710258benefits both teams Nurse is fuckin garbanzo and his contract should be cut from the Oilers
>>145719837there's nothin like it after cardio and sauna
>>145720085There is nothing wrong with being a greasy balding /hoc/ poster
>>145720095_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>145720095I don't believe C*nadian posters.
>>145720085cope the average /hoc/ poster can bench 3pl8
>Sundqvist just fucking falls over next to the other team's player>PENAL
Gary is not your friend. He would stab you on the side of the road and steal your kidney if he thought it would grow the game
>>145720207Would it?
I would give my strongest kidney to grow this game, lads>I'm that dedicated
>>145720207but he'd lose a valued customer
>implying "growing the game" has anything to do with customers
>>145720240I would give my appendix but big food corps infected it and the jew doctors took it recently
>>145720240You gave up your butthole to bud
>>145713198
This game is boring as fuck
>>145720277the doctors already took my foreskin
>>145712690Everyone willing to be a Man has a shot now. A 48 year old woman was just stabbed to death today infront of her 2 young girls by a random guy who was likely programmed to act like a faggot by his mom. I told everyone this with my prescient brain years previously and so now with true dedication our concept will be championed by every girl.Any parent in Mill Woods who has a daughter will allow me to give her nd her friends anything they need so the lack of selectivity from women don't get children left behind or hurt. After I remaster the '87 Canada Cup for my community we replace movie night with killing off random losers who cannot possibly become a man after being a whiny closeted midget who is clearly subservient to me and i can tell. The only thing that can stop this is Mae saying not to bully people but they aren't people in my opinion. I think she always knows stuff ahead of time using that perfect brain of hers. Every flower requires a safe planet and we can all individually decide to buck up or fuck off. Autistic men are the ones who could literally grab a wolf and rip it in half for scaring our offspring so some of their species chose to become a companion instead of being growled at until they crawl off and die. At 191.77cm there is a chance I have george foreman type strength and don't wear pillows on my hands so yes that is a weapon. I can operate a gun or punch through whatever upsets the delicate balance of nature that non dumbass females decided eons ago. I need to calm down now since this shouldn't keep happening but it does so there is no saving anyone who selects wrong if i am the coolest uncle ever!!!. The only people who need the police are those who have for years told them they are useless and wanted to evaporate them. They are left to float in it.
>>145720358Just like yer posts
>>145720430Im not reading any of that schizo babble
>>145720430summarize this in 1 word
>the city of St Louis
That Necas is so hot right now.
COOKING WITH OILGAS& GRAVY
>>145720468SABOTAGE
>>145720457Then you already lost>>145720468MAN
>>145720457This I aint reading a single word
>29 points>17 gameswew
>>145720468Retard
every devils fan looks like this
I hate the CFL so much bros
>>145720542I hate canadians so much bros
>>145720542yeah but imagine a CFL cheerleader sitting on your facestill hate it now?
>>145720559i havent seen a single female since I turned this game on
>>145720517ok bye. I never required you at all and have done this era since 2004
>>145720430https://streamable.com/j4n218
>>145720559argos cheerleaders are like 60% hindu it's nuts
>>145720583Thats a long time to spend saying things nobody cares about
>>145720578grim>>145720617ULTRAGRIM unless any of them look like Tulsi
>>145720756based and correct response
Wow Jets fell off
>>145721097looking forward to the ungodly amount of canadian seethe that comes with a stars vs. canes final
>>145721097how are dallas the favorites? the kitties humiliated them in tampere
>>145721158Because regular season games are meaningless
>>145721179Just like my islanders
>>145721158Because Kitties only won by 2 points in each game, and it’s very hard to make it back to the final 3 years in a row and win two years in a row.
>>145721215One joke
>>145721242tampa already did that
>>145721316Has Tampa made a return since? The toll that the lightning paid is going to be felt either way
>>145721316I said it’s very hard not impossible
>>145721316>>145721333>>145721336Covid seasons, retards
>>145721097>hello yes I would like the most dogshit graph possible>oilers cup chance still above actual good teams like the avs and the debbiesDoes every hockey analyst live in Edmonton, or something?
>>145721414Did they play the games or not? COVID or not you still played in a “playoff game” jackass. The toll felt by the lightning has impacted their players
They put the brotha in the box
You all should care. Haven't you noticed that the pasttime of every mediocre dude is stolen and made 100x better by adding beautiful women? The profit going to men on the very top who only told my sister's generation to play sports so it became a thing for everyone eventually. AAA Videogames are shit because the fanbase is largely shit and no longer required by this planet. The outside world is shit since everyone's mom takes orders from a screen instead of men whose autism grants them prescience and extreme strength. It's obvious to a super retard who could crush most people as a child but chose to sit and wait for losers to realize they are royally screwed. If you aren't 60 or 12 than you have no realistic reason to ignore anything I have written here and might become a danger to young women who cannot afford to screw up or put their faith in anyone they wouldn't personally fuck. guess who gets to run you over with their car at age 16 and give you the finger everywhere you go for whining like a baby? It's not me i will be having sex with women who do that to you on their way to my house to secure pertinent shit. Telling breadloafs to depreciate physical media means of course young women go to a central location where they know man as a concept is championed. Falling for COVID just made it so girls hate women as a class. I have been to online therapy and everyone younger than 20 with a vagina who has no physical friend knows it's random chicks who keep falling for shit that makes the planet worse. They told me this flatout and it broke them to admit it. They require a safe planet and nobody is coming back to wipe anyone's ass if they fuck with what my community of children need
>>145721563It’s ok, if I were American I wouldn’t know shit about hockey either
>if i were americanand yet you're not so back to planet retard you go
>>145721639Having autism is not a superpower
Horrendous. Have the Bruins even tried to formulate an excuse for why he’s so bad now?
>>145722029Wrong goalie got traded
>>145722029He needs a strong backup like Tuukka or Ullmark
ils sont mes hurricanes :)
>There are “people” who think it’s a good hockey game when my hurricanes blow out the other team by 3+ goalsBlowouts aren’t entertaining The hurricanes vs panthers game last year where they won 1-0 was more entertaining than a 4-1 blowout
>>145721630I think I might like women
>>145722505like this retard? >>145722502
>>145722553me in the front
>>145692996Was Colby Armstrong even a good player? How has he milked this career for so long
>>145722556I’ll never insult another hurricanes enjoyer but their opinion is wrong if they think a blowout is entertaining/is high quality hockey
>>145722502CANIACS RISE UP
>>145722592Decent but very injury prone. Being a TV hockey talker has nothing to do with how good of a player you are, look at how fucking terrible Messier and Subban are
>>145720541G A B A G O O LABAGOOL
The Carolina Hurricanes as of right now are the second best team in the NHL behind the Winnipeg Jets (and thus the second best team in the world) The NHL is the highest level of ice hockey in the world
Kraken will be playing shortly btw
>>145720015what the FUCK are you talking about you raped schizo bitch
>>145722748>The Carolina Hurricanes as of right now are the second best team in the NHL behind the Winnipeg Jets (and thus the second best team in the world)Wow None of that shit matters until the playoffs
>>145722822Noel is french for christmas btw
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>>145722822The presidents trophy is the most cuck trophy on North American sports
>>145722748Wait until they get knocked out of the play offs
>>145722505>The hurricanes vs panthers game last year where they won 1-0 was more entertaining because it was a playoff rematch from the previous yearthere was a ton of emotion behind it>than a 4-1 blowoutsure, but what is a team supposed to do if they're outplaying the other team?just stop skating once they score too many goals?
>>145722788/KRAK/
Do Caniac's really celebrate beating a shit team?
My Nuckies might never lose again
Can the next thread be college age girls themed
CUKC!?
>>145722982Hurry up and make it and maybe>notices your flagoh nevermind
new>>145722992
>>145722553They like you too. Women as a class aren't female athletes at all. They are the chicks who ignored my sister and spent their freetime doing jackshit for people while antiquating the planet
