86 Days Until Pitchers & Catchers Report EditionPrev >>145643351
Mariners!
sigh
>>145721659Sad (unironically)
>>145721918Ugh
>>145721984Gakt
>>145721891Doyers
FUCK the Mariners
Yankees
>>145722181>it was 5-0
i wish i could blink and it is March 1 and I know what the FA signings were
another perry masterclass of turning $50m of offseason spending into a negative WAR bum squad
>>145722133Cool it with the antimarinersism
I can't wait for the Metsiners Autism Classic next year!
Urg
>>145722500shit teams
>>145722500In Pennsylvania??
When do free agents typically start signing? Why hasn't Cohen gotten out the checkbook already
>Metsiners still alive>yankgers was such trash that the people yearn for kino Metsiners series is in Queens this year thougheverbeitdesusenapai :(
>>145722833Yeah retard that's where the little league world series happens.
>>145722851you could be waiting awhile for some of these guys. boras clients take forever to sign (like possibly march)methinks it might not take that long this off season though. one because you have the Yankees Mets and Dodgers looking to sign people and not cheap nickle & dime faggot loser franchises like the Cubs and two because boras mishandled free agency last year Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):1. Juan Soto - boras2. Corbin Burnes - boras3. Alex Bregman - boras4. Blake Snell - boras5. Willy Adames6. Max Fried7. Pete Alonso - boras8. Jack Flaherty9. Anthony Santander10. Sean Manaea - boras11. Teoscar Hernandez12. Yusei Kikuchi - boras13. Christian Walker14. Tanner Scott15. Luis Severino16. Jurickson Profar - boras17. Nathan Eovaldi18. Jeff Hoffman19. Tyler O'Neill - boras20. Gleyber Torres21. Clay Holmes22. Carlos Estevez23. Matthew Boyd24. Joc Pederson25. Andrew Heaney26. Hyeseong Kim - boras27. Frankie Montas - boras28. Nick Pivetta30. Danny Jansen31. Jose Quintana32. Michael Conforto33. Max Scherzer - boras34. A.J. Minter35. Paul Goldschmidt36. Kyle Higashioka37. Walker Buehler38. Kirby Yates39. Michael Soroka40. Andrew Kittredge41. Kyle Gibson42. Tommy Kahnle43. Ha-Seong Kim - boras44. Shane Bieber45. Justin Verlander46. Tomoyuki Sugano47. David Robertson48. Shinnosuke Ogasawara49. Harrison Bader50. Spencer Turnbull
>>145723071I think I only missed Conforto he's a Boras client as well
>>145722309nobody has it worse than us
doyers
We need nu tho
>>145722913>the little league world series
>“One of things that makes this job so intriguing is this is not a 100-loss team,” Minasian said. “This is not a five-to-seven year rebuild. This is going to be a competitive club. I think it’s an outstanding mix of veteran players with some youth on the horizon, and obviously, the manager [Joe Maddon] speaks for himself. I can’t wait to work with Joe, and this whole organization is on the cusp of doing some really great things.”
>>145723391baking now, hold tight
>>145722913I’m sorry, have mercy, I didn’t know. Sorry.
>>145723144
Salary floor when? Evil Empire Doyers and their faggy bandwagoner fans are bad but the cheapskate billionaires who make half the league meme tier are even worse.
>>145723438Old quote but he was right. Still the only team in MLB to have never lost 100 games and it's basically impossible for them to lose 100 next year.
>>145723842>basically impossible Anglels going 62-100 next season
>>145723842they lost 99 last year
>>145723886>>145723879Yeah they unironically underperformed. Yes they're a bad team, but they are not 100 losses bad. They were fielding complete shitters at the end of the season last season, and the few good players they do have were completely burnt out from playing everyday or hurt. The few depth moves they've already made this off-season has improved the team to where they will not lose 100 games next season.
My bad
uck
I love how angels fans crawl out of the wools worth every off-season thinking it will be different this time and then disappear by the end of May
>>145724252Sorry sir
>>145724252Angel fans were in the thread all season long though retard.
>>145724252Angel fans were here for like every game. They are unironically one of the most loyal fanbases in /mlb/ for sticking with that team.
>>145724344Welcome back! We were so worried about you :(
>>145722500should be kino
ugh
>>145724369You mean the ones that aren’t doyerpacos now?
>>145724252Please fuck my ass
>>145724252>crawl out of the wools worth
>>145724411Obviously. Those guys were never Angel fans, just Ohtani fans. But there's like 3 or 4 Angel fans who were here for the entire 2024 season.
>>145724252>wools worth holy ESL, also they're unironically cooking so far with their signings. They should pursue Christian Walker but we all know it's not happening
>>145724570Walker isn't signing with the Angels.
>>145724252Hey idiot what are you, some kind of retard? It's not wools worth it's wool's worth asswipe
>>145724503True, most of the ohtanifags are foreign flags too or VPNfags. Angels cat poster is a real one.
>>145724393Is it correct to understand that this photo shows a Japanese man and woman making fun of the Mets and Mariners?Does it have another meaning?
>>145724632Here's the original tweet. Maybe you can find more context.https://x.com/yura_kana_/status/1732719682808074601
>>145724632it means the mets nakadashi the mariners
>>145724668https://x.com/KURO_BOKKI/status/1732739728066351163
>>145724503Great insight, I'm not an Angels fan now.
>>145724252They’re mocking you, but you’re right.
I legitimately was here for every Angel game except for like 3 that I missed.
angels aint it but their fans are realer than ohtanistans
>>145721891>86 Dayshey not too bad
>>145724445>>145724570how nu r u?
>>145724668>>145724670>>145724733This is very helpful thank you very much.
>>145724777He's not though lol. I never said it was going to be different, just that they're not going to lose 100 games.
>>145723071I think the owners feel pretty encouraged by the embarrassment of his clients who were holding out at the beginning of this year to continue not tolerating Boras shenanigans. Well, maybe except when it comes to Soto.
Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!
>>145722133FUCKING BASED
always nice when you have a BAL and a SAC on your travel schedule
>>145726159Winky...
>>145726212yes, kent?
>>145726226Please, for the love of god, let the big dog eat
>>145726258listen, man, i'll do a travel schedule for anybody who wants one
>>145726350What time does the train arrive at julianna zobrist
>>145726366checked o'clock
>>145726350I got a free lunch spot tomorrow in Chicago you have any recommendations before we see Interpol?
>>145726394Thank you my dearest love
>>145726395i haven't been to chicago since precovid, sadly. the bagel place i used to love there closed a long ass time ago
my BAL SAC could use a lil TLC
>>145726437The one that microwaved them to make them more satisfying to fuck?
Sack of warm bagels and all the butter you can gim me
>>145726448;-]
>>145726437We need some long ass bagels for this long ass offseason
>>145726437Diddle's bagels
long ass offseason got us by the short and curlies
anyone else nervous their bacon's gonna curl after you flip it?
>>145726865I only cook bacon in the oven
>>145726865we live with thatI hate when my eggs dont flip clean though
>>145726894pussy faggot gay homo shit
>>145726894I 'pork' ya mama
>>145726992Fake tough guy, not funny.>>145727018Not funny.
>>145726395Where dey playin
>>145727236Asshole you're not funny
>>145727270salt shed
Do you ever eat raw bacon without cooking it?In Japan, some people, including me, eat it raw.It's quite tasty and of course it doesn't upset your stomach.
>>145727327I'm Jewish
>>145727304oh hell yeah thats such a nice venue
baconators just dont hit the same anymore
>>145727356yay!
>>145727382Me and my skinny tomboy GF were having lots of drunk sex in a nice hotel and she doordashed me a pretzel baconator and I ate like a third of it before I passed out
>>145727382you gotta add extra tomato and extra lettuce son
>>145727337What does this meme mean?
mets awards have been officially unveiled, via the rico brogna podcast>mets mvplindor (unanimous)>mets cy youngmanaea (unanimous)>mets rookie of the yearjose butto (unanimous)>mets reliever of the yearedwin diaz (evan), phil maton (pete)>mets surprise of the yearjose iglesias (unanimous)>mets disappointment of the yearkodai senga (evan), brett baty (pete)>mets playoff performer of the yearmark vientos (unanimous)>mets moment of the yearpete alonso's go-ahead 3-run home run in game 3 of the wild card series (unanimous)
>SWISHA>HOUSE
>>145727396hope they put on a rockin show!
>juan soto isn't even the best player on his team>people acting like his free agency is the biggest in historywhat am I missing here?
>>145727647deafheaven is supposed to open toochicago has been great either way!!!
>>145727607I fucking hate tomatoes, winky
>>145727766he was though
>>145727833checked and completely disregarded
>>145727625congratulations to the mets!
>>145727833>>145727880Tomatoes are god-tier!
>>145727880a burger should have meat, cheese, lettuce, sauce(s), onions, mushrooms and buneverything else is superfluous and tomatoes are the worst offender
>>145727327yes me and my dog do this when I cook bacon in the mornings. It’s not raw it’s already smoked. >>145726894This is Reddit behavior. Nothing beats cooking bacon in a pan, it’s very satisfying to me.
>>145727802fuck yeah I'm happy you enjoyed yourself
>>145727880based>>145727959are you being filtered by the shitty tomatoes you get with fast food and in the non summer months? tomatoes are God tier when their fresh and actually vine ripened
how a sandwich should look
>>145728003>This is Reddit behavior.how is a cooking method reddit? I mostly use bacon on sandwiches like BLTs and if you cook it in the oven it cooks more evenly and doesn't curl up. I don't think you want to call my cooking skills into question, it'll end badly for you. just saying
I saw alot of oomfies at Chorgers gamethread! Was nice seeing you guys despite the slow hot stove!
>>145728062chicago is a nice city :^)
the tomatoes in my garden were pitiful all of this year-undersized and largely flavorless. 2 of my neighbors had the same problem and both said it's something that happens around here in occasional years. I think about baseball on a near constant basis but what the tomatoes in the garden are going to be like isn't that far behind.
how a burger should look
>>145728164very nice
>>145728225do you have an asian webm for every situation?
how a bacon should look
>>145728089just can't stand the taste of solid tomatoesI only consume the stuff in a sauce or paste form
>>145728181are you an ernest hemingway character
>>145728249respectfully end yourselfthe >mest have played their hand (and lost) and corean dogs are unpalatable
We need tastykake
>>145728268ok well...don't give up on tomatoes. your taste can change over time. you need to put a little salt on them to bring out the flavor. if you ever try em again
>>145728228mm hmm
>>145728300with every passing year I focus more and more on the things that matter most to me
>>145728328wasn't an insult btw
>>145728118Because I said so, I’m also a very good cook. And I’m just messing with you, but people always recommend cooking it this way. Most restaurants do it too, but I love waking up at 6am, walking the dog, and frying bacon for breakfast.>>145727802Deafheaven is based and they played an incredible set when I saw them w. Coheed & Cambria last year.>>145721891Baseball
>>145728323Salting the tomato on your sandwich is a patrician tier move. Respect.
>>145728355I know and I should say add that I never could have imagined how much I would come to value the yearly bounty of summer tomatoes when I was a kid.
Kissing tomboy abs
smooching tomboy abs
>>145728426>>145728435tell me more
>>145728618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8
>>145728618She goes "yeah right" and rolls her eyes and gets embarrassed when I talk about her nice boobers
>>145728643smexy
>>145728628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVEVKz_SVrc
>>145726159Every person attending a Sacramento game further contributes to the death of baseball
>>145728684>green woodwhat color is your wood winky?
>>145728709"natural"
Which players swing yellow pine?
>>145728716sometimes it's nice
>>145728368>Most restaurants do it tooI don't know if this is accurate desu, if you're cooking bacon in large quantities (as a restaurant would) the oven is the easiest
>>145728699I feel bad for Oakland but I want to support a team in the city near me :(
>>145728755That’s what I meant, that restaurants do it in oven. But I still prefer pan frying my bacon thoughever.
Cumsucker
>>145728882i liked their first ep
Doyers
>>145728869oooo gotcha
Which player's ass comes to mind?
>>145728988Recker
>>145728988
Humor levels rising
>>145729021>>145729010What the fizzuck...
Coomlife
>>145727802>>145728228>>145727396Chicag-em!
169 for MARIJUANAS!
>>145729053
>>145729060>tfw phonefaggin' so can't listen to the audio ugh
We need to Chicaggem
We need to Chicaggem now more than ever
ERG here, AMA!
>>145729161I look like this
>>145729186what the fuck this is downright FUCKed
>>145729186I would FUCK this
>>145729176Hummina hummina AWOOGA!!
>>145729186
>>145728988Mookie
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/114423358/hello /mlb/
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/114423358/#114424584goodnight /mlb/
>>145728988the moneyball scouts scene opens with scouts chattering amongst eachother and one of them says>i like guys who have a little hair on their ass
Give pipey his due
>>145729287>>145729317But we respect ya!!
I wonder how many times I've posted in /mlb/
>>145729364I only started posting a few weeks ago.I use Google Translate.
>>145729397Translate-em!
>>145729397You like translates chopped off or with the balls still on em
We all google trans lady's guy no need to fuckin' brag over here
>>145729403>>145729412??????????????????More specific details please
>>145729397if you go to tokyo dome for a ballgame, would you eat taco bell or shake shack?
>>145729397If you could give one trans lady dome until she shakes which /mlb/ superstar would it be
>cooking bacon for bacon cheese burgers for todays game>flip bacon>it curls upim fucking lividcouldn't even get my post rightkill me now and do it fast
>>145729433What is "Shake Shack"?I want to try Taco Bell.In Japan, the only Taco Bell store is in Tokyo.
>>145729450this+tastykake=win
>>145729440I don't understand what you mean by "We can give you a dome." Please be more direct.
>>145729450Try starting it in a cold pan, then try to flip it for the first time when it is just starting to get warm but before it’s really sizzling. That’s how I do it. Then just flip a couple more times til it’s done how you like it.
>>145729461https://shakeshack.jp/locations/tokyo-dome/it was funny. i have a japanese friend and he visited me in the US and we went to las vegas for an auto show because he had a booth there to sell his products. when we went to the shake shack in las vegas, it was just full of japanese people and one of them went up to him and just started talking in japanese with each other as if it were an everyday thing here inside the las vegas shake shack. it was funny it was like a meeting point for them
>>145729450Also buy good bacon from a deli or butcher, not some Oscar Meyer ass shit
>>145729482My bad
just get me to curly bois
>>145729489Is there a restaurant like this? It looks delicious.
If I could go to America, my first priority would be to try American fast food restaurants, not to watch an MLB game.The video below made me want to try it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ-EaUSMlEk
We need more translates
>>145729287>>145729317How many Cubspies are there? I know ERG and Spammy
>>145729614Are you saying that you can't understand any of the English I write using Google Translate?From now on, I will only write in Japanese, so please translate it into English using Google Translate.
>>145729618I’m literally a cubspie though
>>145729618I'm cubsparticus
>>145729618I’m a cubspie though
>>145729618You speak of the banter gods....
Which player will always be the original "hot cunt" despite?
Why are the Cubs being hated and ridiculed on this message board?
We need google trans ladys
Translate? More like transearly, I got my puberty blockers at age 11.
They're still talking about who the MVP isReally persistentThese guys must be sickhttps://x.com/MLBNetwork/status/1858287501498290404
>>145730021Actually, I'm a girl
ass fucky muncy
ass fucky
>>145728825They don't want to support you. They don't even want to wear your metro area's name. They're treating you as a couch to crash on.
Yeah im thinking Gilbert is gonna get traded ultimately>>145722500Little league classic is a shit gimmick. I keep forgetting about it until it creeps up.
D O Y E R SOYERS
Premier12 update>Today's ResultsKorea 5 - 2 AussiesJapan 11 - 3 DRTaiwan 2 - 0 CubaWith that, the opening rounds are over and the final four are:Venezuela (4-1) USA (3-2) JJapan (5-0)Taiwan (4-1) The finals will start in a couple days at Tokyo Dome (unfortunately), with:Taiwan vs Venezuela (11 PM EST on Wednesday, noon on Thursday JST)USA vs Japan (6 AM EST on Thursday, 7 PM JST)
>>145723071verlander needs to fuck off or start popping peds like its 1999.
>>145728115That looks good.
>>145731188and the sandwich doesn't look bad either
go cubs go dodgers
Cubgers if you will
>https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1858537367105130852?t=Eoe_yc4g2QrftfJklsQaYw&s=19Astros bro.... Your orange juice ballpark..... It's over....
>>145731455It's now the Ice Box.
>>145731455>Daikinwtf is a daikin
>>145727766>>145727864It was him, Mr. Krabs! He was number one!
>>145731791>Daikin Industries, Ltd. (ダイキン工業株式会社, Daikin Kōgyō Kabushiki-gaisha) is a Japanese multinational conglomerate company headquartered in Osaka. Daikin is the world's largest air conditioner manufacturer.[5][6]
>>145731791Air Conditioning.
>>145731807>>145731791does this mean sasaki to the astros?
>>145731855It could mean Yusei back to the Astros.
dick in my ass(tros) park
>>145731455>pandering to japsi expected this from the doyers, but what a shame astros are reduced to this
japs and weebs are so afraid of korean soft power
>>145731943korean women owe me sex
>>145731455Yeah… we knew a couple weeks ago. No more juicebox, we are now the icebox. I’m also old enough to remember it being Enron. So now it’s just EnronMMDaikin Park to me.
>>145731921Their main US factory/HQ is located 45mins away from downtown in Waller, TX. So it’s not like it’s some random company. Maybe they will finally fix the A/C problems inside the stadium.
>>145731921>i expected this from the doyers, but what a shame astros are reduced to thisdodger stadium has always been dodger stadium whereas the stadium the astros play has had numerous corporate name changes. so how exactly is this surprising to anyone?
>absolute need to talk shit about the Dodgers Lmao asstros got mind raped by freddie!
https://youtu.be/wsTHenlG8WYThe corporate sponsor we need now more than ever.
This general needs more woman’s ass.
>The worst-kept secret in baseball is that superstar free agent Juan Soto will accept the highest contract he receives. Ken Rosenthal of The Athletic, along with most national reporters, have stated that Steve Cohen and the New York Mets will have the highest offer for Soto. This is a significant development for the Mets because of the assumption he would take less to stay with the Yankees. The Blue Jays are another team in contention to make a run for Soto.it's happening
never forget
>>145732216
I’m gay for /mlb/ and I’m proud to admit it
>Rays intentionally weakened the roof so that they can get a new stadium in Tampa like they've always wantedStu Sternberg playing 32D chess here
>>145732216Oh really?
>>145731345>>145731366Shit teams
>>145732203lets give my rays a chance
>>145732314he wants the county to pay for his ballpark. hillsborough already told him no, which is why they were going to have the new one built in st. pete after complaining for decades that it was a bad location. but now pinellas isn't giving them the money for the new park either.
>>145732174>he thinks the anons talking shit were Astros fansWe have nothing against the Doyers until next season because yal bootyblasted the Yanks in our place. No reason to talk shit.
erm... we have a stadium...
>>145732533Im retarded and posted the wrong picit has turf too so theyll feel right at home
>>145732174>talk shit about cheastros>proceed to lose to them at their stadium this season2017 was 7 years ago, let it go Fernando.
>>145732638Stay mad cheating faggot.
Love me shitty stinky M'sSimple. As.
>>145732198Me when the Rangers won it in 2023
>MLB The Show once again isn't nominated for Best Sports GameWhat did we do wrong?
>>145733049Whos on the cover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRkspG0KbtQ
what in the literal fuck is this shit lmao
>>145733260Vladdy
>>145733260my man Vladdy
>>145730787Thanks for the updates. I'm looking forward to USA vs Japan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu8CredD8zI
>>145731300Somi has great tits.
>>145733595Means you're new here, friend.
>>1457334294-0
>>145729618Does this include cubgers?
Vancouver Rays
>>145732976You like the As? Sorry to hear that
STICK NEEDLE IN YOUR EYE
WE'RE HERE!WE'RE GAY!WE SCUBA KEK ALL DAY!WE'RE HERE!WE'RE GAY!WE SCUBA KEK ALL DAY!
MLB is trying to get money, and failing, from the following cities>Chicago>Tampa>Oakland>Las Vegas>Nashville>Portland>Montreal>Kansas City
Just as I thought it was goin' alrightI found out I'm wrong, when I thought I was rightIt's always the same, it's just a shame, that's allI could say day, and you'd say nightTell me it's black, when I know that it's whiteAlways the same, it's just a shame and that's all
hahaha who the fuck would sing with the 60–102 Rangersno ambitious player is ever gonna sign with then kekthey will never win a ring kek
I’m waiting for updates on Yankees meeting with Soto today.
>>145735062GAY AFLMFAO
>>145735184some ppl here don't understand that baseball is a job for the players and they go to whoever offers them the most money. they like to think that their team is in some way "special"
if i was negotiating with a player and one of the other teams he was negotiating with was the angels, i would immediately pivot away from signing him.yankees learned a hard lesson with gerritt cole and they paid for it. rangers walked away from anthony rendon and let him be someone else's problem.
sigh...belch...wheeze
hahaha what kind of loser would sign with the 56–106 royalskek only a loser who doesn't want to play in the playoffs would sign with them kek
>>145735285
gape me out at the balls game
>>145735371
https://x.com/GessnerJosh/status/1858511801077436572The career of an aussie minor league pitcher
>>145735305so far the only players actually signing with the royals are pitchers with significant injury histories
https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1858581523219296646SUCK IT!
>>145735459Peff
>>145735466Jassan
Peff
kek who the fuck is gonna sign with the 70–92 mets keksame old mets lel
>>145735496who do you guys think will get in?off the top of my head (not looking at their stats) I would guess:Felix (maybe)Dustin (maybe)CC (for sure)Ichiro (for sure)
>>145735496CC, Pedroia, and Ichiro should be first ballot.
>>145735542ok I looked at their stats, dustin 100% gets in. felix probably doesnt
Tyler Jombro
>>145735496ichiro is the only one i would vote for. i guess you coul twist my arm on CC. felix is a no. pedroia is a no.
>>145735543Pedroia won't be first ballot. He should make it soonish though.
if bobby grich can't get into the hall, i don't know why pedroia would.
>>145735645recency bias
>>145735542I hope Pedroia doesn't get in. Cheaters have no place in the Hall.
>>145735496didn't think Jones, Kinsler, Rodney and Zobrist would already be eligible. time flies.
>>145735659based!
>>145735714>ZobristI lol every tiem
>>145735714>zobristKek wheeze...KEK WHEEZE!!!
Ben Zobitxch
Well, here I am, standing in the muck and the mire.
https://x.com/ArcainiLuke/status/1858523003262251063Dear Angels Nation,You VILL get Alex Bregman on a 10 Year Deal and you VILL be happySigned,Dear Leader Arte Moreno
>>145735808Read something else other than Tolkien this year fag
>>145735872I exclusively read tweets by Julianna Zobrist fucking NEW FAGGOT AGHHHHHHHHHHH
So what team's gonna overpay Jackie Profar and why will it be the Angels?
>>145735832>6 years older than Machado was>juiced ball and trash can power seasons now firmly in the rear mirror>walk rate fell off rather sharply in platform year>jewishyeah i'm thinking it's a hard pass
Man with woman’s ass.
>>145736066Recker
stovecuck status??
>>145736182I’m deadass sitting here in my cuck cage and Boras has the only key!
Dat boy off on dat Tolk again
MOVE THE PADRES! SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS!
Oh I know poodre fans are seethin kek
>if only your organization wasnt so fucking cheap
>>145736373I feel like the voting should have been closer than this
>>145736373Merrill and Skenes will be out of the League in 4 years.
>>145736418they did the right thing getting out of stanton's contract
>>145736373I love love LOVE laughing at the padres!
>>145735832Arte Moreno really is the cheap Mexican version of Walt Disney
>>145736373kek poodres KEK!!!!!!!!
>>145736373Dear oh motherfucking dear.....>>145736499I don't think both of them are getting traded to the AL that soon, but it's definitely a possibility!
>>145736114Recker?
>>145736373>wins NL ROY then goes and bangs Olivia Dunnesome people just have it all
Luis Gil is AL ROTY :)
>>145736547>ROY>MVP wow the Yankees sound like they were really good! They surely won the World Series with all that talent!
>>145736547Should have been Yamamoto
>>145736373#ENDTHEBIAS
>>145736605Padres are full of annoying drama queens and showboaters and the fans wonder why people hate them
>>145736605no one cares doyerpaco
It's okay.... Our sights is set for 2025 anyways..... I guess....
>>145736495I was convinced that Ohtani would receive a unanimous vote, so I was disappointed to see the breakdown like this. From now on, I'll try to assume that a unanimous vote is impossible.
POODRES STINK
>>145736605If padres fans had an identity outside of being annoying maybe more writers would consider voting for Merrill. I've said it before, they should just pivot and not give a fuck. Embrace the good food, weather and surfing. I suspect their attendance to dip next year with the new MLS team coming, they won't be the only professional team now
>>145736605padres fans need to shut the fuck up
Padre fans personality: Hate and seethe over big brother Dodgers
>>145736373>>145736495crazy how mark vientos would been unanimous if he didn't waste his rookie status on last season
>>145736699You know, I always wondered why we force Beat LA lol. Was it because we got our ass smacked on 2020 mickey mouse clubhouse NLDS? Lol all I know is that Dodgers winning the world series really humbled the fuck Padres fan. Even our discord is dead.
>>145736651Someone from the east coast will vote Lindor
>>145736747it was 2-1 with a bullpen game in SDI can't believe they wasted that chanceprobably would've won the world series if they win that game
CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP
>>145732314Tampa already told him no years ago
Female ass
I just came so hard masturbating to pictures of Anthony Recker.
>>145736783Yes, this was literally their best chance of winning the world series with that much depth. Fucking bums man. Profar, Croney, Xander and Manny did not DO SHIT. I give Arraez the benefit of the doubt by playing with a injured thumb. The only people who showed up was Tatis Jr, Merrill and Higgy lmao
>>145736793Will Manfred finally stop rigging Yanks Vs Dodgers WS now that Yanks fucking suck and gave the easiest, mickey mouse 2.0 world series trophy to los doyers. Seriously. Y'all rigged for this clown show?
>>145736892Bona fide Recker moment
>>145736892Why did you masturbate to Anthony Recker pics?
>>145736892Jerk to this
>skenes wins RotY>pie rats don't get draft pick because he didn't start at the beginning of the seasonWhy did the retards go and give him an innings limit?
the rizzler is a cubs fan
>Doyers limp into playoffs >Rape everyone Lmao
paul skenes seems like a likable guy with a good personality
>>145736952Fuck you bitch
I wish he could get into the HoF, it's not going to happen, but I want it to.
>>145736858>Female assWho has one?
>James Shields
>>145737772>>James ShieldsPothead
>>145737832Yay!
>>145738019>Yay!I'm so happy.
>>145738201I'm going to rape you
>>145738302That escalated
Who has a female ass?
>>145737317>got raped like a bitch by the poodres
>>145737149i love this little guinea so much
>>145736834No, the city was tasked with finding funds for it but couldn't do it which is why they feigned with this St. Pete stadium deal.
shoulda been cubgers vs cubyals
>>145738603Huh?
>>145737149When a cubspie and a Mets kid love each other very much… or hate fuck each other very violently…
That made a good sound lmao
>>145738845got raped like a BITCH by the poodres
Merrill should have won but the lulz are better
I thought AL ROTY was between Cowser and Wells, wouldn't have expected Gil to get it.
>>145739613should have been langford. he'll have a better career than all of them anyway.
I do want the Padres to be good and I want them to at some point beat the dodgers and go to the WS but I want them to do it without the poor sportsmanship.
I want the Padres to be cursed and never sniff another WS. It's always them getting raped.
Skenes bros… not like this
both will be getting raped by the mets for seasons to come
>>145739353WINAR for teh lulz xD
Soto’s too much of a narcissist to go to the Dodgers when he can get paid more to be the star of the show with the Red Sox or Mets
>>145740152that's a very odd thing to say about someone that you've never met.
>>145740269Its very odd to assume that someone you haven't met has met someone else you haven't met....
>>145740152Part of me doesn't want him on the Dodgers. Seems like a Machado type.
>>145740363Same. Soto is an over priced cry baby. Being on the Padres ruined him.
>>145736373>POODRES
>>145730787Team Taiwan heading to Tokyohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1D_di6KI3Ehttps://img.youtube.com/vi/j1D_di6KI3E/maxresdefault.jpg
i'm liking soto on the mets, keep making sexcues for why you "don't want him"
>>145735062Faggot.
gackt,,,
Female ass.
>>145730787This is a round robin right?
>>145740866Based...BASED!!!
just want baseball back
Where is orc poster?
>>145740827these are fucking bullshit. they are not toasted they are fried
>>145741250methinks u are thinking about 2 hard...
>>145741250
Where is Faggot Mike?
>>145741301Cancún
Where is the Craver?
>>145741301here >>145732038
>>145741323I think him and cubsbrah are having a little date night. Best not to disturb them.
Where is 2hu Dadspie?
>>145741250Aren’t they called fried ravioli?
mfh...ngh...help me...i...gotta...ngh...get away from him...mfh...
Where is Foodspie/
george steinbrenner destroyed baseball
Any other Dodger bros not want Soto because he's a narcissist and a cry baby? Also what is your favorite Based Puig the Rapist memory?
>>145741635The worst part is the hypocrisy
>>145741635glarbhahaerberteha
Was he born a woman?
145741683
>>145735459there have been some game-changing hires in pitching departments this offseason (Hezel with MIA, Desi with NYM, etc).add Zombro to the list.
Jombro
>>145741409ordering his fitted Dodgers cap
You guys remember when the dodgers were down 0-5 in game 5 and came back to win? man, those were the days....oldie but goodie
I'm literally a girl tho
>>145741635we're not getting him unless the price drops way down. I'd happily take him in that pipe dream scenario. I don't think he's a narcissist. I think he's very confident in his abilities like many great players. I don't think he's a baby. I think he's very mature for his age and extremely focused on being the best hitter he can be. The only problem I see with Soto is where he would fit long term with the team defensively, but it won't matter because they don't want him bad enough to match either the Mets or Yankees or maybe even a few other teams. The best Puig memory for me was his first 2-3 weeks in the league when everyone was in awe of what he was able to do, and you were wondering what was coming next in a good way.
I want soto to sign with anyone other than the blue jays and I want corbin bums to sign with the dodgas
>>145741956da dodgas dont really sign boras clients to long term deals anyway do they?
>>145741954asl?????!!!!????
>>145741969they haven't but I think it's more coincidence than a team policy. if the need and desire matched, I'm sure they wouldn't have much of a problem getting something done.
Let's hop on the wayback machine and watch those scrappy, resilient dodgers overcome a 5 run deficit to win it all
>>145741985>I think it's more coincidence than a team policyoh I was mistaken then, I thought they were a "no boras zone"I just don't see him going to the dodgas even though they have the need and money. willy adumbass feels a lot more likely as far as boras clients go
everybody is just gonna stay with their team
>>145741635you do want him, but you know you can't get him
>>145741409I'm right here! What's up?
Bore ass
>>145742011I'd like Adames. I know the Mets want him for 3rd and the Braves also want him. I think the Dodgers could match the Braves at the very least but who knows how bad the team really wants him. It feels like they do if they're moving Mookie back to the infield. I doubt they want Mookie playing ss full time as he's entering his thirties so it seems like trading Lux might also be a possible plan.
1. Juan Soso2. Corbin Bums3. Alex Fagman4. Blake Smell 5. Willy Adumbass6. Max Fried Cum Sandwiches7. Pete Alotslow8. Jack Fagerty9. Assthony Sadfagder10. Sean Manlove11. Teoscar Hernanshit12. Yusei Kikummy13. Shitstain Walker14. Fagger Scott15. Luis Suckamano16. Jerkoff Profar17. Nathan Eofaggi18. Jeff Blowen19. Tyler O'Fag20. Gaybar Tourist21. Gay Homos22. Carlos Estupidez23. Fagthew Boyd24. Cock Pederson25. Andrew Hiney26. Hyesuck Kum 27. Frankie Mountass28. Dick Pivetta30. Danny Fagshit31. Blowse Quintana32. Michael Confucko33. Max Schitzer34. A.J. Fagter35. Paul Goldschit36. Kyle Fagashitoka37. Walker Butthler38. Turdy Yates39. Michael Sorokock40. Fagdrew Kittreshit41. Kyle Fagson42. Tommy Kumhle43. Fag-Suck Kum 44. Shite Bieber45. Bustin Faglander46. Tomosuki Sukano47. David Robertshit48. Shittosuke Cockasucka49. Harrison Fager50. Spencer Turdbull
>>145742080
>>145742080respeck for the time and effort
>>145742080Bro did the entire league dirty :skullemoji
>>145742060I think I read the Astros are after him as well, he's the best "SS" on the market. for whatever reason I've just had Willy Adames as a Dodger in my head cannon for so long I will be shocked if he doesn't sign there but that's not necessarily because he's likely to go there just that for some reason I've convinced myself he is
>>145742042Where were you when the Dodgers won the 2024 world series?
>>145742118yeah, I don't like to speculate usually but it seems like they'll go after him to me and, if that's the case, I can't see the Astros or Braves matching their offer. Maybe the Mets but it seems like they're going to be spending on a lot of other needs/wants also.
>>145742080ill take 4, 5, and 6
I am sick :-(*hy-uck**sneezes*
Revvin' up your engineListen to her howlin' roarMetal under tensionBeggin' you to touch and goHighway to the danger zoneRide into the danger zone
>>145742214Just got over a cold, feel better anon/anonina.
>>145742214I'm starting to question if part of getting older is feeling like shit more often.
>>145740363>>145740152he's not going to the dodgers because friedman does not deal with scott boras. simple as
>>145742317>friedman does not deal with scott boras.other dodger fans have said that's its a coincidence and not a team policy
>>145742080> 15. Luis Suckamano> 43. Fag-Suck Kum> 48. Shittosuke Cockasucka
Soto to the Diamondbacks!
>>145742821Lmfao!
>>145743076Go to bed
>>145743084My bad
>>145743084Sorry sir
>>145743090>>145743093No...I'm sorry
>>145743084so sorry
>>145743084Please forgive me
>>145742271mid-30s here and i haven't had a headache since my mid-20s or so and i think it's because i started getting massages around that time. it honestly fixed my allergies too. i used to get a stuffy nose kind of often, but during my very first massage, i felt my sinuses clear up simultaneous as the girl worked on my neck and shoulder area.everyone just needs a massage every few months and even better if you get your head massaged along with the rest of your body
>>145743115that sounds too good to be true. did you change anything else?
>>145743115Where to get a massage that won’t try to rub n tug me and hurt my back and neck even worse?
>>145743119i don't think so. you just need massage people to dig into your muscles and grind all the adhesions out and also rock, twist, and stretch joints and muscles to open everything up so everything can get moving better inside you. self-adjustments also really helped, but i'm not going to fully recommend this because i've hurt myself a few times, but learned from it to the point where i don't hurt myself anymore and it's all relief now>>145743156i go to a chinese place and a thai place, but mostly the chinese place. i don't know how other places are, but these two are reputable and have always been good with basic massage stuff, and the thai place hires licensed employees only (whatever that means). wherever you go, you need to remember to completely relax and give control to the masseuse
Cuh really just said dat
>>145736519Walt Disney was a great patriotic American and so is Arte
>>145743177Masseurs and masseuses do need like 600-1000h of clinical work or something to get their license, depending on the state. I used to fuck a girl who went to school for massage therapy and eventually got her license. Ironically she was Asian and was a giant whore, sticking your dick in crazy type girl. Worth it though.
Aj gon sic ya
which mlb players do you think experience nocturnal panic attacks
>>145743349Case subject: The Semen SlurperDescription: The Semen Slurper is a rare specimen. He is often seen in the room of a man who has fapped and not yet cleaned up. He only shows himself during the split second when you turn the lights off. It is seen slurping the bedsheets for some leftover morsels of cum. Several victims have reported it wearing an Atlanta Braves hat, but there isn't substantial evidence to support this, yet.Survival: The only way to prevent The Atlanta Semen Slurper from stealing from you is to yell at "I AIN'T EVEN GAY!!", shut the door and don't return for the evening.
Sic em siccie
>>145743349is that why you're up too?Alec Bohm probably does, that dude does not seem right in the head these days, especially with how his season ended. remember him crying on the bench with bryce harper doing the "there there" pat on the shoulder, and it was a game the Phillies won
I'm a girl though
we ain't even men
>>145740890>This is a round robin right?Yes. The 4 teams that made it to Tokyo will play each other once. Then the top 2 will play for first and second while the bottom 2 will play for 3rd and 4th.https://www.wbsc.org/en/events/2024-premier12/schedule-and-results
>After meeting with the Yankees on Monday, Juan Soto is set to meet with the Dodgers today, Mark Feinsand of MLB.com reports. i thought you didn't want him?
>>145744317Da doggas dun deel wif bore ass cliantz
Good morning /mlb/. Stove sure is cold.
>>145741376
These women are great.Is there a YouTube site for Dodgers supporters? Of course, it's women only.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHeHu9sz52A&t=874s
>>145744715I look like that gal on the left
Your team did have a silver slugger on it, right anon?
2025 HoF ballot first-timers:*CC Sabathia*IchiroIan KinslerDustin PedroiaFelix HernandezCurtis GrandersonTroy TulowitzkiBen ZobristRussell MartinHanley RamirezAdam JonesBrian McCannCarlos GonzalezFernando Rodney
>>145745492Jose Ramirez was the only one.>regular season awards
>The Pirates will not earn a PPI bonus pick from this result but Skenes will earn himself a full year of service time despite his late call-up. Pie rats moment
>>145745601Felix would get my vote tbqhwyf
>>145745601just ichiro
>>145745838doesn't matter, he'll finish top 3 in the cy young and earn them the pick, and he only could have earned them one anyway
>>145745492everyone on >my team sucked shit this year
/nu/>>145746078>>145746078>>145746078/nu/
Stovebros...
>>145731921there's an HQ nearby that employs a bunch of people in the area, so at least it's not a totally random company
