fighting nerds are taking over and you just have to accept itprev. >>145707773
excellent thread
>>145722105When the Fighting Nerds fight I go to the bathroom!
More like the Fighting GODS
anyone feel like the goobyhue seems out of place among the other fighter nerds?
This is the thread that the samefag janny made (early) and so he's gonna spam till we use his faggot thread anyway.
>Roberto Romero and Johnathan Martinez were both a couple of leg kicks away from winning and still lost.Is tawlf.
>>145722370i have noticed he doesn't like to wear the glasses
>>145722402S'tawlf bee
>>145722371>crying about heem not choosing your threadwe dont do that shit here
>>145722464Wasn't my thead fag, quit bitching
>>145722464clearly we do he just did it pffft fuckin retard
sup heembros. yesterday was a very nice card. love to see the GOAT do his thing, even if Stipe is a little older. Jon still showed some great stuffhaving a comfy post-fight press conference watch now. I love doing this after big cards and getting immediate reactions from Dana and the fighters. anyone else do this?
>Ya heemed him dead son...
Charles just panic crotchsniffed Michael Chandler. His aura is gone.
>>145722402Roberto Romero was more than a couple of brain cells away from winning
>>145722522Your Honor,Your Honor, Sir, it was self-defense man- he put his hands up!https://youtu.be/YDW9QQo9CGo?si=epLueFmCL4tOyuiH
>>145722588Sad! they could have pieced him up easily.
Ew they replied to me.
"Things you don't want to hear your coach say."
>>145722588this is exactly how I'd do all you losers. Suplex straight to concrete
>>145722668I'm going to rape you haha haha hahah haha
>>145722668anything Trevor Wittman says
>>145722668>Hi I'm Trevor Wittman
>"Chama"? Who is this?!
Chama, or No Chama?
>>145722814
Chandler asked his coaches what combinations he should use against Oliveira when they asked him to throw combinations.They didn't told him what combinations to use.
me when someone asks me to throw a combo
>>145722846Yeah.
>>145722105Jones vs Lidell 2026
>>145722846they told him to go to the body and then come up top
>>145722846a fuckin 1-2 would have been nice, he was just swinging his arms as hard as he could. Conor would have made him look like Alvarez had they fought.
>>145722887Conor? Who's that, does he fight?
>>145722915Beautiful combination Michael.
>>145722915The Hap Hammerfist
>>145722915mike should have realized there was nothing to damage in this scenario
>>145722915
Michael Charles "Cormier"
Chandler is one of those few fighters that I don't just hope loses but actually gets murdered outside the cage
>>145722915counted 18
>>145722915>BONK >BONK >BONK >BONK >BONK kino
>>145722668Don't let him bully you son
>>145722915Graceful, Gallant, Gane
>>145722915Cheating fucking rat, disgusting cuck
>>145722915So close to making shartles quit
>>145722915>>145722956he's gonna heem someone retarded like that one pillowfister. someone post the webm
>>145722915Extremely based
hammerfists to the back of the head have to be Top 10 most kino strike
>>145723153I think he could beat Jon Jones in a rematch. Dana should think about that instead of the Aspinall fight. He should also get more money with his next contract, he is a star after all.
>>145722915I hate cuckler and was rooting for charles, I was right about all my picks and regret not going to the casino and betting
>I'm telling you, i was 265 lbs, trust me bro
this russian guy who's clearly on a VPN annoys me
>>145723299>portajon fights ovarimjob next
gane is not a star and never will be
>>145722915People are such fucking faggots. The majority of those were side of the head
>>145723299>oversleems biceps are still massiveeven without drugs he was always a freak of nature
>>145723377he is in francais
>>145723428the PFL mega star Francis Ngannou?!?
>>145723345Seethe, faggot
>>145723480no like la france the birthplace of the french language
>Why do you hate that Jon Jones guy so much?
>>145723538my honest reaction
>>145723556why are you avataring as a female
>>145723556Ywnbaw
why does a simple pair of glasses and a fun little name cause so much seethe?
Taking an weem from me feels like an cockslap to your amygdala. Respectfully.
>>145723770GRRRR
>>145723770
>>145723145
The Fighting MILFs
Heeming Turds
The Pawgging Milfs
if they were called "Favella Top Team" everyone would love them.
Guys, can we talk about that takedown Jon did round 1? I don't even know what to think, what the fuck was that even?
>>145723850Wow thats a sad video
>>145723888
>>145723850Damn, he got turned into the /sp/ mod
>>145723850ol' booze and cigarettes wanted this to be Charles Olivera shame on him and Chandler!
>>145723900it's a throw
>>145723850>221 day comaGenuinely amazing he lived
>>145723900In judo is called osoto gari.https://youtu.be/c-A_nP7mKAc?si=LCl3BQptanh5GZxeHow effortlessly jon did it is because he is very fucking strong and technical.
Trying to smoke cigs like I'm Carlos Prates
>>145723900he's done it beforedid it to bonneryou don't see it much because at high levels guys shouldn't be getting caught like thatStipe is so washed its insane
>>145723960Who is this big tiddy goblina?
>>145723978Amazingly retarded, he should have been unplugged waaaaay before that but hey now he gets to live his worthless miserable existence as a drain on society for many more depressing decades to come! Yaaay, science!
>>145724011'twas a greenig shoop
Trying to get an big dick like Brenda Schaub.
>>145723850#paidinfull
>>145724024Talmbout panther tail out the back b?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1vgIP4RL1othread theme
I simply bought the Schaub dildo and wear it over my real dick and now women love me
>>145724055schaub made jelly roll's career
>>145724008Yeah looked like literally a movie big brother/bully move he just needed to do a front headlock and give him a noogie or a wet willy. Stipe is pathetic sure but how the fuck does Jones even have the idea to do something like that, it's insane and actually opens my mind to major questions about fighting in general. Like is there a point where you get too technical about shit that things just wash out like in the prelims where takedowns turn into round-long clinches ect and one of them needs to just do some crazy shit their opponent hasn't drilled for 1000 times?
>>145723850KWAB
>>145723282I know you're memeing but Gane would absolutely destroy Jones in a rematch. I've said it before, he unironically had better ability to stand back up than Stipe. Gane was in the center of the cage and made his way to get his back up against the cage but miscalculated the REACH of Jones' ability to snatch a guillotine at that angle. I'm sure every sparring partner in that position doesn't have the shoulder to elbow length that Jones has, and Gane was safe from a guillotine at that angle in training.Jones looks unbelievably slow and seems prone to gassing at HW. Once Tom dispatches Jones and Gane beats Tom (easily), the loss to Jones will be erased.
Ruffy's fight showed he's just a highlight farmer and never going to amount to much
>>145724155you posted this on a russian VPN in the last threadyou took that picture, didn't you?
>>145724142no
>>145724176Sadly not, nobody ever let me into the Ganecord. I could never do what they do after 2 days feels like my balls are gonna 'splode.
FUCKING NERDS
>>145724222thank you for confirming my question
>>145724142yes
>>145723960Is that Maria Rodriguez?
>>145724258Yeah whatever, I dont give a fuck what you believe anyway.
>>145724276:p
>>145724330SOON
>>145722496You're actually retarded
>>145724155>euhhhgghhh I HATE Gayne. I'm gonna take a pic of my cuck cock devices and write /gane/!If you're a bones bro and really want this op to work, what you need to buy a Gane poster, hang it on your wall, take the cock cage pic but with /jones/ written on the paper. Then have piece of the gane poster on your wall, showin in the background. You want it to look like you "accidently" left it in so other autists find it and say "HEY THIS IS ACTUALLY A GAYNE FAN WHO OWNS A COCK CAGE KEK".
Payton Shortpenis
>>145723850>woman peaching you up in shadow boxing while you are strapped to your spastic chair for social media likeswhew lad, would have been kinder if he died
Should the UFC sign her?
I guess the "keep politics out of sports" crowd really just mean "black people shouldn't talk about injustice"
>>145724526That's a man
>>145724526there's already enough 40yo ring girls
GDS
Gane Does Suck
Gane Derangement Syndrome
Gane Died Schaubbing
Notice how jon ducked the unscripted gane rematch so hard he even started talking about how he might fight aspainall. Chills.
I feel bad for Shameik Moore. He started idolizing Woodley and following him everywhere, then Woodley became a shitty rapper and got knocked out by Jake Paul. Embarrassing.
heem bros I'm kind of desperate to get another roommate to fill the 2b2ba apartment I live in since I've been covering the full rent myself the last few months. I'm considering a poojeeta indian girl who is visiting next week to see the room. Wonder if this will be a mistake or not
>>145724527yes, except i would also humbly request that pajeets go back and zoomers get the rope too
Gane's Delicious Sandwich
>>145724527yes
>>145724696Have you tried Khabib's?
how many ppvs did 309 sell?
Heem or be heemed
How good would he be if he joined the UFC?
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
>>145724713About 3
>>145724726How good would he be if I knew who he was?
>>145724710i'd like to. shit's in bumfuck nowhere though
>>145724673Who?
>>145724726Better striking than Poatan, same level grappling as Poatan.
>>145724726heems all the strikers, wrestlefucked by all the grapplers
>>145724713Ufc doesn't say anymore after declining buys
>>145724813That’s inaccurate
>>145724767He fought the same place Pereddit did, Glory, but he is much larger, better and fought at HW.
when you're in a getting your sissy butt fucked by fat veiny cocks competition and your opponents are jon jones, dana white, michael chandler, matt riddle, and michael chiesa
>>145724834No, it isnthttps://www.tapology.com/search/mma-event-figures/ppv-pay-per-view-buys-buyrate
study tapology and get back to me
>>145724713judging by how laggy the pirate streams were the ufc sold 0 ppvs
>>145724868What is this link supposed to prove?
Debunked by Snopes.
>>145724921It shows the trend of declining ppv buys over time
>>145724938It shows an incomplete list of PPVs. It also includes boxing events for whatever reason.
>>145724844did this whore look at better when she was 18?
dave meltzer said ufc doctors diagnosed oliveira with bum status
>>145724973So? You can still witness a trend that is missing data points
>You're kaffir, wazzup kaffir, kadyrov akbar! SOON
>>145725058Your evidence is faulty. Please cite accurate and complete sources before making grand claims next time.
>>145725101It isn't, you are too stubborn or low iq to accept it.
Hunto saying it how it is
>>145725101"i cant infer the empirical data in front of me therefore it's faulty" is certainly a rebuttal
>>145722367chandleresque ineffectual wrestling
>>145725196Resorting to ad hominems reveals your own insecurity in your argument
Madame is pretending xhe's a genius again...
>>145725253You've been presented with data showing you are wrong, but you don't accept it. So, either you are too stubborn to accept you are wrong or too stupid, that's not an ad hominem.
>>145725330I disagree. Guess we just have to move on.
shut up niggas no one cares
>>145724726gane schools him
>>145724726he'd fight Jones before Aspinall
>>145724726decision merchant
>>145724726Pillow fisted. Roundtree heems him without the pillows on his hands.
>>145725212jon's beard looking good with those leather boots gawl DAWG
>>145724726heeminder he's a main training partner of tom aspinall
>>145725212This fucking faggot telling people with a straight face he never took steroids?
Heeminder that letting the other person get the last word in means you lose the argument.
>>145723850Jake Paul's next fight-gooby
>>145725485shut up pseud
>>145724726Bad, most people haven't seen him fight. He's insanely durable and has great kicks, but his boxing sucks so fucking much. He almost lost to the corpse of Badr Hari and fluked a win because Hari is made out of glass. He had a competitive fight with Ben Saddik (dropped in the 1st round IIRC and only won because Jamal gassed) who had just left jail a few months before. He's only got a bunch of wins because the actual good HW kickboxers got old, but he still struggled with their flushed versions. I think he even got dropped by Rigters, who also has shitty boxing. Roman Kryklia is much better than him. Also, his takedown defense would be horrendous.
>>145725505Fuck you. I’ll knock you into next week.
>>145724786>>145724843>>145724785>>145724726Lmaohttps://youtu.be/4YULNpgwr1o?si=dDvQTHdLajia65XUPereira would heem him easily
kickboxers are professional athletes
keep this bo nigga off main cards
Jonesbros, what is our move if the UFC acquiesces to our demands and we get a $20m purse + PPV points to fight Aspinall? Can we beat him?
so how long until they start getting donald in the cage for speeches and stuff
>>145725458Jon trains with Maurice Greene dude
>>145725650jones will never fight disadvantaged. that's the secret of the so-called 'goat'; when better opposition approach they dip
>>145725563Rico ducked Poatan just like Jones is doing to Aspinall after he beat Vakhitov. After that Poatan signed with the UFC, and Glory has been in shambles (also because moroccans can't accept that Hari is flushed and start going apeshit when he's about to lose).
>>145725615The absolute state of kickboxing skill pool
Did Trump ever go to a UFC fight as president?
>>145724527Ave. True to Caesar.
>>145725727nope but he has as a felon and a rapist
>>145725212what a sad fat samoan mantime has left him irrelevantand he is very mad at...well....everyone
>>145725676You didn't properly lubricate the question thoughever which was impositioned for your conundrum
>>145725739Oh hey Luke Thomas
heeminder evil beats good unless your name is mike chandler
Igor Vovchanchyn would KO Jon Jonesstop denying reality
>>145725676ok but jon was the goat for so long that there was legit almost never better opposition for him to fight
>>145725727yes, masvidal vs diaz
This heemster was a kickboxer
>>145725822now there is better opposition and he's refusing to fight him, thanks for adding to my point
>>145725834Beast. Those days must have been magical
>>145725858aspinall is not the best fighter jon's faced though, he'd be like top 3. the point is there have been multiple occasions jon has had to fight quality contenders and he never ducked out of his own volition so he is the goat fair and square
>>145725928Jon hasn't fought anyone like Aspy thoughthat big, strong and fastnot intimidated by Jon eitherJon's had a psychological edge on a lot of guys he's faced.all these elements combined make it the most interesting fight Jon has had in years, or could have now
aspinall is faster than jon ever was
>>145725955i agree but that doesn't make it a stain on his legacy if he refuses to fight him, in the same way it hardly adds to his legacy to beat stipe at this point
>>145725955>Jon hasn't fought anyone like Aspy though>that big, strong and fastliterally Gane
I just noticed that jones didnt look goofy from ring rust like he did in the beginning of the gane fight
asspinall has lost more fights than jon ever will
>>145725968So what? Jon never relied on speed or power.
>>145725989Gane is the slowest black man in FranceAspy is the fastest White man in the UKdo the math
>>145725998aspinallsisters...
>>145726012no, he only has ONE (1, as in singular) REAL lossthe other two are not real (DQ and injury)Jon will have one loss also, after the fight with Tom
>>145725968False, jon is faster, better wrestler, stronger.
You're crazy if you don't think Jon has a fair chance at beating Aspinall. Jon has the most amazing arsenal, creativity, fight IQ, mean streak and iron mind this sport has ever seen and may ever see. Plus his chin and physical frame and wrestling and GnP and distance management and clinchwork are all elite.
aspinall got $200k to weigh in as backup
Jones vs. Aspinall will be a mere test run for Jones vs. Parkin
which ufc fighter is the most masculine and straight?
>>145726047okay? then jon has 0 losses and tom has 1 loss...
>>145725860Crazy thing is the fight wasn't called there; the only way to call it was your coach throwing in the towel which didn't happen Smith just had mercy and decided not to kill the guy.No weight classes either; this guy had a full 90 pound advantage (260 vs 170). The towel did get thrown here but the winner didn't see it and stopped himself as the ref was diving down 'cus he noticed the guy was snoozing.Watching Gracie just fucking rape people on the ground is getting kind of old though, they clearly just don't know what's going on.
>>145726098READ THE LAST SENTENCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145726089Ank
>>145726118you are a retarded
>>145726086>>145726130based GODspinall fleecing the poofc
>>145726138thats not trueI am NOT retarded.(I believe Khabib is the #1 GOAT by the way)
>>145726130dis doo rock a iphone 3
Jon Jones is a homosexual man.>n-no he's notYes he is.
if Aspinall really did get 200k to be the backup that’s fucking hilarious as neither of them would have ever fought him
>>145726186gurutranny spotted
>>145726199felt such a deep pit in my stomach when this happened
The bareknuckle stuff is just so much better as a spectator I thinkNo idea how much it actually changes but it looks MUCH more dramatic
>>145726186another conversation with 'im self!
aigh' g'night till next weekend.i don't cmere weekdays cause i got work and traininggane bless and fuck asspissnal
>>145726232headbutts are absurdly basedits honestly not a real fight without them
>>145726232There was a bare knuckle mma event on Friday and it was 10x better than the poofc
>>145726263>a bare knuckle mma event>Ab it was fucking MENGBRED FC show some hespect
>>145726232>>145725834>>145726105man this sport became so much less entertaining when they figured out they didn't have to just be specialists
>>145726290take it easy b i’m just trying to be friendly for the newcazz, he doesn’t know what meng fc is
>>145724138Jones fan here. You actually have a point. And I hate to admit it.
>>145726382imagine if they pushed their butts together
welcome back paul craig
>>145726393
>>145726382Leon taking the loss hard
>>145726400reindeer vs craig is THE fight to make
Of course I know the MMA Guru.
This was probably a bit of an early call. Not a bad idea from the corner since Smith was doomed and they prevented further damage, but for the spectators things weren't cut a bit short. >>145726255Are they typically banned in modern matches? They're super useful in a clinch. >>145726263BKFC or someone else? Just getting into watching stuff (hence the very early matches) so I don't know where to look. >>145726312I don't think anyone thought being a specialist was better, there just wasn't a tournament like this before. Pat Smith was quite vocal about practicing ground stuff a ton since he didn't know it and got memed by an ankle lock in the first tourney. Once there's a circuit forming and money to be had, people can actually devote to training multiple arts and becoming well-rounded. These guys were all champions in their sports, and just agreed to come do this meme tournament knowing it could be a shitshow.
>>145726428craig needs a layup i don't want him to get cut
>>145726458https://www.youtube.com/live/uAG94inH8Dc?si=oO0sI8FAfBtLq9bMGamebred FC, BKFC is bare knuckle boxingAll their events are free on YouTube
Hey, faggot.Reply to 1 post each time. Nobody wants to see your big fat pile of shit post you just plopped down stinking up the thread trying to talk to 3 and 4 different people all at once ya ADHD zoomer fuck.
>>145726428it'll be Reindeer vs The Chris
>>145726474i don't like Craig because for the longest time I didn't know his nickname wasn't serious, and even after I found out I just kept not liking him out of habit
brazzas i want boogyour
i'd drop jon jones like a bad habit
>JON JONES IS SCARED OF TOM, HE WONT FIGHT TOM AND WILL RETIRE HE KNOWS TOM WINS LOLJones Jones after defending his Undisputed Heavyweight Championship via spinning back kick: Yeah I'll fight Tom, just gotta talk to Dana and Hunter about pay and that's all.Well, so much for our duck narrative now what's our plan gay retard-bros?
>>145726774remember when you said tom would be stripped when the fight started
What is more important, violence or skill?
>>145726774mfw jones secures permagoat status by wasting even more of tom's career than gooby did to chandler
>>145726815No, but I also don't give a fuck either to be fair.
>>145726834haha retard bet you feel so silly right now
Wrong guy bro, but congrats.
>b-but colbitch cannington got stripped i-it's not heckin fair! why does GODspinall get to keep his belt waaaaaahKWAB
Who revved him?
Former Interim UFC Welterweight Champion and #6 ranked UFC Welterweight contender Colby CovingtonUndisputed UFC Heavyweight Champion Tom Aspinall
>dana i haven't had a fight in over a year mate i've got an autistic kid to feed. what do you mean jon isn't picking up the phone can't i just heem tuivasa real quick mate, i could really use the money
>>145726983>just got 200k and a free trip to new york for literally nothingGODspinall
>>145726875Tom is the title holder in the INTERIM while Jones was injured. Once the UNDISPUTED champion returns that INTERIM is over. Understand or do you need me to slow it down for you?
>>145726896This certain individual I am afraid you will find is perma-revved. Just be glad he's talking about MMA for once, instead of gay sex and feces.
>>145727051>jones returned>tom still championb-but heckin uncle chael!
Undisputed Middleweight Champion Robert Whittaker
Revved as sheeeeiiit, b? Stawlf.
breaking news Tom has been stripped
>>145727161
Jones has been stripped, Aspinall vs. Hill at UFC 312
jon standing has no chance against jamawl
fuck Tom, Jon should only take big name legacy fights like Ankalaev
yeah, in the ufc jamahal hill can fight for a world title three times while actually having won one of those times
jon doesnt pass the eye testrakic would eat him alive and im saying this unironically
Weili Zhang should be stripped.
where is the MMA community moving? I cannot support fascists any longer
>>145727369this is a mastodon general you chud
>>145727307she's ducking GODtiana
Parker Porter is the only knock out victory on Jon Jones' record that wasn't a TKO inflated by the athletic commissions. Tommy Reddit is going to have to wait because now they're both heavyweights Parker has a score to settle.
>>145727369>Where is the MMA community going? I cannot support fascists any longer
>>145727471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpKxeQtf5wQ>he's never seen the fightit was a tko lmfao pillowfisted NB
heem triple threat matchesjones vs aspinall vs ganewho wins?
>>145727369im staying on twitter
>>145727307lathered and oiled as well
you now realize we will literally never see a public appearance of stipe miocic ever again
>>145727908that's not parker porterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BBUss7o9Eo
>>145728032his coffee was mid and I emptied it out in the garbage after 1 coffee
post any tommy reddit heem. heem NOT tko
>>145728032he's a future commentator
>>145728072
michael chandler has some kind of privilege but I can’t exactly name what kind
>>145728066Are you retarded or do you just love marketing
Fighters go 6 weeks without sex to improve their performance. I have gone 33 years. I am the baddest man on the planet.
BMFMFMFMB
>>145728099I'm a bit of a coffee connoisseur pal you wouldn't get it....
>>145728072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWHVQWL7s8khere you go matepavlovich and blaydes were heems as well
>>145728134I'd like to have a third coffee but it's 6pm and I'd stay up all night
>>145727369/heem/ has seen through this shit before and guess what nothing ever happens
Jon would have lost if he wouldn't have pulled out last time. Jon ducked 41 year old Stipe.
>>145728149I've never had a coffee in my life
>>145727023He got an EXTRA 200K just for not drinking a beer.
I literally cannot think of a UFC fight on the horizon that normies will be interested in. How over is it?
>>145728238you're the cazzie here because Dana said Jon vs Tom is the biggest fight ever
I never recovered from Tony’s loss. A part of me died there with him.
>>145728265Which one?
>>145728250no it's not
If Tony didn't split his time between MMA and baseball, he could have been up there with Jon Jones and Anderson Silva.
>>145727908different guy also that's not pillowfisted they both crossed
THE Baudot??? Damn....
When the FUCK is rogan gonna retire from commentary
>>145728356When he fucking dies
>3 whole rounds with gigaflushed 42 year old stipoo
>>145728356when stipe is ready to take over
>>145728238They need another crossover fight, like Mayweather v Conor
>>145728387Hmm…..
>>145728356After drumpf's empire collapses midterm and Rogan gets rightfully cancelled alongside Baldna for aiding the orange convict
>>145723850Be was retarded by the get go, his retardation was only exposed
>>145724022you would get it if you were in his loved ones' position
Want to make /heem/ seethe to no end? All you have to do is say three words:
aspinall is reddit
Aspinall is youtube shorts
aspinal is facebook marketplace
>>145728533how does instagram work? is jon shitposting on stipe's profile there? seems pretty funny
>>145728590I think hes commenting on ngannous post. there might have been a picture that went with it
Goats can't be ducks, since they're two entirely different species. Goats are mammals, while ducks are birds, each with their own unique biological traits and characteristics. Goats have hooves and are typically raised for milk, meat, and fiber, while ducks have webbed feet and are often kept for their eggs and meat or just as pets.That said, goats and ducks can sometimes coexist on the same farm or homestead, and they might even get along quite well! But in terms of being the same animal—no, a goat can’t become a duck
>>145728615we'll need to wait for a normie to explain how this works to us, hopefully he doesn't bully me. story of my life
Tom Kwabitini be like yeah i'll be the one to beat Jon Mayweather
It was over the St*pe the second the Fighting Nerds bequeafed the Fighting Nerd glasses unto Jones' visage.
>>145728648Jones-haters SILENCED.
>>145728654It's under a pic posted by ngubu. You are welcome nerd.
It's called mixing the martial arts.
THATS YER FOIRST SUP
Healed hip o malley heems jon jones
Jon Jones may be a goat or a duck, but he certainly is not a dog. Rabbit punches
kek latest reddit propaganda just dropped
>>145728905Uses his children as a political toolCucked by Cody Garbrandt Assaults and bullies his fellow firefightersBeat a womanIs such a mark he waited 2 whole years to fight Jones instead of giving that opportunity to someone elsePhil De Fries is a more accomplished champion
I like Bo nigel now
>>145728926>beat a womanBASED
>>145728905Tom will surpass him
>>145722668>Marry me
>>145722668>uuuhhhhhhhh
>>145722668He's tired
>>145722668"you wouldn't believe Conor McGregor's twitter right now"
>>145725212Reminder that Hunt is a grandmaster chess savant whose potential career was eclipsed by CTE.
Now that the dust has settled, was Jones the most bitchmade HW champion? A complete pussy, truly a KWABOAT contender.
>>145728926>Phil De Fries is a more accomplished championFACT
>>145726199Coon.
why has nobody considered jones vs aspinall as a potential matchup?
>>145722668>head my movement>don't let him take you down
>>145722668>I think he broke my jaw>...break his spirit!
>>145729068jones has 16 title defenses, tom only has 1 interim defense. tom is just not on jon's level and that arrogant upstart needs at least 10 interim defenses before jon could even entertain the notion of fighting him
>>145729068I'm tired of watching the elders fight
>>145722915Idk bros like at least half of those seem like they were to the side of the head? Why is everyone being soi
>>145724255Is this nigga still locked up after letting black men fuck his wife?
>>1457290274channel ruined spammy's brain sadly
>>145729243No, but in many ways he still is
>>145727369As long as trannies and femboys mainly use twitter, so will I
>>145729268What does her TDD look like?
>>145727307Weili Zhang has likely been popped for roids. Ever since pico-gate, the policy is fighters don't get outed unless they've accumulated 3 strikes, ranging from test no-show to "accidental"/tainted positives. I'm guessing this is what also happened to Tatiana Suarez since she deleted all her posts about how she wasn't injured and said her fight wasn't cancelled.
>>145729288she fought on 300 though
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4induL0NWB0Buckbreaking the aflete so hard >UH STIPEE WILL WINSame bitch ass move as Chael Pussy uncle faggot lmao Jonny B completely buckbroke these hoes
>>145728905its true thoughbeit. jones and nigubu could never. jones is a bad father who beats his wife, headbuts cop cars and has gay sex with homeless men. nagumbo MURDERED his own son, BRUTALLY.
>$200,000 to stand on a scale
>>1457292947 months ago and is not fighting in UFC China and all top contenders are getting booked to fight each other months out from now.>>145729299we don't watch YT shorts here. embed or fuckoff
>>145729316at least they aren't completely wasting his time. How much did Colby get paid when he weighed in for Usmeng Leon 2?
>>145729329>UFC Chinaoh right forgot about that one. Are they willing to let her pop though? with the chinese market and all
>>145723299alisterbros be honest with me. Just how fucking OVER is it?
>>145725212>I got something for you rats on Wednesday what does he have??
>>145729329>we How many demon assworms are inside of your asshole now pedo?
>>145729380You're cool, don't log onto heem.com on wednesday
aspinall vs tybura 2 is the fight to make right now
>>145729316Tommy Asinine is going to have "exciting" news for us that made him look happy in the way Hunter makes people like Aljo look happy. I'm predicting he has a TUF season coming up probably against Gane hopefully against Jonesy although TUF seems quite downmarket for Ole Bonesy
>>145728905I’ll never forget that one time stipe was being interviewed and with a straight face he said >hrghrhsg sproggghdls innimitiddiyu
Be honest do you think Jones has any shot at beating Aspinall? Are there any areas of Tom’s skillset that Jon could exploit?
>>145729039You should join the gurucord and share these hilarious posts there with other 12 year olds
>>145729463Doesn’t matter fight never happens If it did, Jon would have an advantage in the clinch and grappling
>>145728339Oh look at those hashtags how curious how organic
Impressive performance by Bo Nickal. He somehow managed to not finish Paul Craig, that takes serious skill
i just crunched the numbers and reached a conclusion. jones has a 51% chance of defeating tom aspinall.
>>145729463didn't he just fight gay french aspinall before stipe?
>>145729343I mean now you can pop and no one hears about it unless it gets out by word of mouth. For instance, Khalil could have not mentioned what happened and we would have just heard "Khalil is out for undisclosed reasons" He could even have said "for medical reasons" and no one would have made anything about it. I think Weili's body and head transformation is roid related but she could just be injured too.
>>145729501Nickal’s stock lost 80% of value
>>145729039Many are saying this. And the ones who aren't... well... you know. I won't get into it but I think we all know.
>>145729514Nah he's just a reactive fighter who matches his opponent's skills. He does just enough to win, like a competitor. Similar to a young Kamaru Usman or Belal. Cazzies can't comprehend this and simply don't have an eye for the sport. The rest of us will be raking in the big bucks.
>>145729520There are a lot of 12 year old pajeets but you need to be at least 18 to post here Sanjay
>>145729533>raking in the big bucks >Nickal -1400 Lol. I’m sure you bet him by decision bud
Stipe fought like a DUMB
>>145729544My implication was that he will likely be an underdog in his next fight. It's possible they give him a can next, but as soon as they up the competition, he will be an underdog because of the misunderstanding of this last fight with Craig. That's when we'll rake in the big bucks. Sorry you couldn't follow along.
I want to oil up Dana White
CIRYL GANE HAS DONE ITHE'S FLATLINED TOM ASPINALL
>Jones Won't fight Tom>Dana Wants Jones to fight Tom>Jones wants to fight Pereira>Dana doesn't want Jones to fight PereiraWhat a mess
what could tom's good news possibly be if there's no way jones agreed to anything that night?
>>145729612Jon Jones should fight both
>>145729600me on the left
>>145729651was sad to see he couldn't bounce around like he used to. even against fransissy he was still had that bounce in his step.
check out this chinese aspenn ladd fighting saturday
>>145729686>sheeming
>>145729690oh shii-
why wasn't ciryl gane in stipe's corner?
>>145729707based webm
>>145729651They look awful, I think there's a chance Pereddit beats Jones
fuck forgot about the heems this weekanybody got a webm of jones' win?
>>145729768No.
they say it's "the one you don't see coming" that heems you, but i think a better phrase is it's "the one you weren't ready for" because you can brace for strikes you didn't see, and you can get heemed by strikes you saw but weren't braced properly for.
Alex continuing his quest to avenge his master is a kino storyline when you think about it
>>145729805very... wise words
>>145729805they also say “trust the science” but people weren’t ready for that
>i just think pereira is the better fight for my legacy
>>145729805What a well measured follow up shot
>>145729805sounds like something Sweden would say, hmmm?
Tom aspinall was crying because he couldn't have a beer until the fight was confirmed happening. Getting 200k and moaning about how you can't get boozy. Volkanovski-esque
this is why some fighters like jones are almost unheemable. his psychology allows for 25 minutes of bracing for every exchange. he doesn't goof around, to say the least.
who is this whore and does she have porn? i'd like to inspect her nipples
>>145729839Kek
The only way Tom can win the mental battle is he needs to fully understand this is about more than him and Jon, this is about reclaiming the British spirit, and reinstating the attitude of the Atlantic slave trade
>>145729852I don’t know
*heems Jon*
>>145729852Tom looked ready to fuck there, jesus christ tommy boy have some respect
surely the next guy will get him
it just wasnt our week old bros.
>>145729896the only satisfaction we get is it will happen to them one day
>>145729896Volk wins the rematch tik tok topuria chuds
>>145729937i guarantee you that right now volk is getting kicked out of an RSL for throwing up in the dining room (again)
>>145729947Last I heard, he was trying to get into the charity tins at the Woolies in Woolongong yo try and get some pennies for the pokies. Grim
Haven't been able to post on this rinkydink website for some 3 bongs stuck looking at DJ's tragic visage what's the point of my ESPN+ 4chan pass
>welcome to the spivaczone
Jocko Fuel's got all of the good stuff and none of the bad.
Jon Jones is reportedly willing to put the HW strap on the line against Peirera. Aspinall will run it back with Blaydes for the trilogy IC fight. Exciting times ahead in arguably the most deep and stacked division.
>>145730094>forgetting about Gane vs Spivac 2
who you got /heem/sters?
>>145730112if there are any good heems the webms will be posted here and i'll find out who the boys and anti-boys are then
>>145730094Thank you Dana for reviving heavyweight
>>145730094Hunter is truly a savant if our times
>>145730130fake one detected
>>145730112Why do these k1 and glory guys always look so ghoulish and "wrong" on the posters? What the fuck is wrong with them? I can't put my finger on what it is exactly. It's like when a video game or cgi looks so real that it looks creepy. Maybe they're using super old cameras and they're upscaling the portraits with ai? Maybe they're retarded?
>>145729039Conor 2.0. The difference is that I could excuse Dana's preference for Conor since he was a draw that transcended the sport. Jon has done nothing to deserve this preferential treatment.
>>145730211i think its partially some of them being absolute SPECIMENS, and partially them stitching together photos from a bunch of different shoots and trying to make them look like they belong together, but letting some first year graphic design student do the poster design
>>145730112the guy with the goku hair obviously
Aspinall heems Jones
chills
>>145722915>>145729228They're behind the ear, right where they're legally allowed.Everyone saying otherwise is full of shit.
>>145722915it's only the wrist that's connecting to the back of the head after the fist lands on the side
imagine thinking Jones is the GOAT when this video exists:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWJjsl_BOzU
Belel should be cut
>>145730372in half
ticket placed. was going to put Yan there but the risk of him getting outgrappled by figgy is too big
>>145730372a fat check for 10 million to fight shavkat
D.C should link up with the hawk tuah girl. Get rid of Chael.
jake paul should fight toilet till next
>>145730497jake paul should fight a shotgun like kurt cobain did
>>145730042just how bad is curtis blaydes
>>145730516He's just really really dumb
Mighty Mouse the type of nigga to be really into shounen anime but pronounce the titles incorrectly.
>>145729576>My implication was that he will likely be an underdog in his next fightlol, bookies will keep him at ridiculously long odds because of people not watching fights seeing he got a 30-27.
>>145730516fraudchecking almeida was quite based
>>145730537No they'd put him close to even against someone like Ikram so people pound him ML
>>145729651>same holes since the first Gus fight over a decade ago>nobody made him payhate the lhw/hw divisions
>>145730550Ikram is a good exemple of how Bo's odds are made. He has dagi like hype.
>>145730550Ikram would KO Bo, people forget he had 2 cuts before fighting rob, His chin no worse than Craig and he's way more powerful
>>145730516curtis blaydes routinely makes good decisions and performs well up to the exact moment he's in a fight with actual title implications, at which point he becomes completely retarded and makes only the worst possible choices
>>145730516
>>145729733Nah he'd get destroyed, Jones still had his grappling early
Shartles is a crotch sniffer
Am I crazy or missing somethign? How is Volkan a +240 underdog against Ulberg? Ulberg best win ins Minefield. Volkan beat Rakic and the distance with Prime Reyes, Ankalaev and Krylov. This is literally free money
>>145730500kurt was murdered
Chadrilev Olivierov
>muh grapplingsure thing dana
>>145730647Ullberg beat a minefield? damn b he's a peach of a soldier
gamblecels need to leave r/heem
over/under on the gamblecels leaving r/heem?
>>145730671I'll take the under at plus money
>>145730647ulberg is going to get an ugly fluke ko in round 2 after getting outclassed and peached up by oezdemir
>>145726474Craig vs Weidman makes sense
K-1 and Oban Elliot
Do you think there will ever be, and excuse me for even uttering this, a swedish lol champion?
>intends to injure>gets injuredKafkaesque
>>145730694realistically who does oban elliot beat in the top 15
Jon has secured a pardon. Tom, he’s secured nothing
>>145730647The argument is that ulberg is young, explosive, and has 5 finishes in a row. And oezdemir tends to lose these types of fights
>>145730706idgaf, living in the moment, super happy for my boy
>>145730706luque, maybe wondercorpse
>>145730647Eye test
fuckin Orban Elliot going out there for us lads and heeming giving us what we do so desperately need
just took a heavy stinky guru in the asspinall
RECYCLE>>145722228>>145722228>>145722228>>145722228
>>145730727he might be able to handle Neal if Geoff is tired from his friday serving shift at outback the night before the fight
>>145730677gambling is degenerate
>>145730647rising prospect always get ovr inflated odds.
