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Fuck that guy from the previous thread
Im that guy (your bully) from the previous thread
we're in here>>145722105>>145722105>>145722105>>145722105>>145722105>>145722105>>145722105
K-1
>>145730805is that a mod or a actual collaboration its one thing to put your likeness in a popular video game, its another to put your likeness in a popular videogame where people get to murder your likeness in creative ways
>>145730821its an actual collaboration where he voice acts himself
what is this, the fucking bong posters thread?
>>145730850you cunts are still in bed its prime shitpost while working from home hours
>be Bassil Hafez>JDM goes life and death with you while you're still on your regional cycle >look like an actual contender>get a layup next fight>go life and death with THE Mickey Gall>Mickey Gall is higher on the next card then you>get heemed by a sheep rapist possible KWABOTY contender
>>145730852Just how bad is fag smella shartalena?
if you fight with a beard, you are mentally heemed. you're looking for chin protection. Shave yourself, you fewls.
Heem, has anyone looked at the mewn? Word is it's on the bleedin lower level
>>145730878MMA?
>>145730859Sean Brady is the only one in the division with the tools to beat him(if he doesn't give up after getting hit in the face a few times again)
I've never heard of Sean Brady or seen him fight. You cannot convince me he is real
*oils dana up*
Don't lie to me, I know some of you fewls jumped on the Lando Vannata hype train after you heard he did BMX and looked good against Tony for a few minutes.
Do people not realise you can hit someone behind the ear? Almost all of Chandler's shots were legal, Same for Ngubu's PFL heem
>>145730821Conors cool like that you can kill him in Call of Duty: Infinite warfare too
>>145730911Say what you will about mmaguru but Bobby is in formidable shape
>>145730913his draw with Bobby Green was a really good fight.
>>145730859Fart smella macarena is good, i rated his win against burns
>>145730896>>145730937Belal would expose him bad
The Gilbert Bums?!
>>145730942I know
Giacomo Of The Magdalene
JDBum? He's having NIGHTMARES
>>145730942belal would get buster ass head knock off by JDM
>>145730973nah Belal is smart enough to not exchange with anyone powerful
jdm should be cut
asspinall should be cut
>>145730986Many are saying this
KWABOTY?
>>145730979JDM isn't powerful he overwhelms and makes people make mistakes I see Belal panic sniffing and getting peached
>>145731004KWABOAT
We did it!!!
>>145731020GOAT*
>>145731020true
>>145731037It was a typoe I'm afraid
Who have you got?
JDM unironically got lucky against Burns
>>145731042*freudian slip
>>145731057Gee I wonder what literal Helwani Kwabmund Freud's theories are worth (zero)
Jonbros, how do we feel about our chances against Big Tommy?
>>145731047god of war
>>145731047Я́н
>>145731071There's no proof of Tom having an high fight iq on account of him dropping bums very quickly whereas Ole Jonesy's highlight real speaks four itself
kwab
>>145731068decent post
>>145731081Yuneisy Duben looks like THAT???
>>145731081when is her debut
>>145731081How does she even operate the Till
Wang Cong fight week btw
>>145731107She calls in someone of your profession
>>145731047The more I think about it the more I lean figgy. He probably gonna take the first two and grapple late to score a decision.
>>145731047Yan by murder>>145731053you're unironically faggot>>145731097>>145731118fuck off homo wmma is garbage
>>145731126Your estonian friend from box was here talmbout me being a fry cook and sharing your artwork yesterday seemed very upset I assume about Jake heeming Mikr
Don't want any BDScel ever claiming bo nigger can beat zatDADDY
>>145731135>terminally online schizobabble
>>145731132yeah women are for faggots. you only want to post about REAL MEN. #MakeHeemMenOnly I feel you brother. Thoughts on Song YaDong?
>>145731145Forgot Mike Tyson is a muslim you were probably devastated too weren't you dirty little IC4
>>145731147Most of us don't need to be sexually attracted to the fighters to discuss them
If you think about it, aspinall is really like a 6'1" guy. He just has a long neck and head. He has the body of a 6'1" person.
Why did Conor delete this instant classic?
>>145731157>sexually attractedwtf are you talking about m8? we're just talking about fighters. stop being weird
One oblique kick and tom reddits knee caps explode.Dont know why anyone thinks he has a chance against Jon.
>>145731157Rather his posts of sweaty wmma munters than cliff faces of pakman fantasy about brazza d****** and p***** l****
>>145731156>>145731169nobody understands your clozaphrenia babble
>>145731171I do
>>145731165all the best conor tweets are lost media
>>145731169I second that motion
>>145731177Okay Xircles, please remind your boyfriend it's important that he takes his medicine everyday
>>145731181fuck off abdul
how are ganerapeds coping with stipe doing a million times better than their duck?
>>145731190eyeing a potential matchup
Madame Xircs gets extra prickly when you bring up xer relationship to ClozaPozzed
9 AM and I've already shit twice. It's one of those days.
bro is obsessed with heemsonalities
>>145731165no cap fr
#NOTMYGOATyou don't see GSP or Khabib doing this nonsensehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTgX20jRifI&ab_channel=CelebritySpill
Look what Jon started. It's the new /sp/ celebrationhttps://x.com/Pecker2002/status/1857816500930748552
>>145731047Gotta go with Pietro Gliano
next ufc card is in the dead of night lmao
Is there a better feeling than a clean bussy? I can't think of one. I'm ready to attack the day. Victory mindset.
Did you see what Ngannou and Tom did to Stipe and Blaydes in their second attempts? Did you know that a young prospect can lose to the likes of Derrick Lewis, Stuart Austin and Zoumana Cisse? Jon is a piece of shit for getting announced as the winner after close fights btw.
In 2025 I will defeat Poatan, Francis, Aspinall, and Jones.
>>145731165the prichard colon tweet was also super good
SEE YOU AT THE TOP!*loses*
Ganezo
>>145731291Uhh Mick Parkin what are you doing in the United States??
that's why gspee and kwabib aren't around in 2024get cokedget drunkterrorize normalfaggotsGOAT SHIT ONLY
Why didn't Bo simply do this?
>>145731317Imagine going on a training camp and working your ass off just to get plapped dead in one single punch LMAO
just further proof that heavyweight is nothing but fat bums
>>145731047To be frank? Peter by whatever the fuck he wants
Yan by murder (he gets bitched by figgy)
>>145731320*plaps you dead*
Dread it.Run from it.Destiny arrives all the same.
Reckon those lads could hear connors plaps when he was giving Dee the old ground and pound?
>>145731354True
Looking at the level of competition tom faced.. I really dont see how he beats bones
guys please let me back in the schaubcord. promise i wont spam the roy nelson heem anymore.
>>145731390Tom is an athlete
>>145731390tom passes the eye test, jon doesnt
>>145731392wasn't a heem that was a tko now Schaubs ko over cro cop? that's the baseline for a heem bapa
>>145731363ratlip’s destiny is to die young under mysterious circumstances
>>145731390Jones does have the skills to beat Tom, problem is that he doesn't feel confident with fighters that are known for devastating raw power. He avoided Ngannou even though he's never really been that skilled because Jon is terrified of getting knocked the fuck out by a person that he knows is his inferior in terms of skill. And Aspinall is not just a powerhouse, but also very skilled everywhere and especially skilled at something Jones has never been too good at: pure boxing.I still think that Jones can outgrapple him and kickbox him from maximum range, but I really doubt that Jones thinks so as well.
>>145731432Much like Alexander and many other great men of history, chills
first brutal heem you remember seeing livehttps://youtu.be/3cdO0F7Gyag
>>145731390>Looking at the level of competition tom facedHe's beaten everyone in the top 5 except Cyril Gane
>Main: Yan vs Figgy >Co-Main: Yan vs Babyshark
You can tell Jon's knees are shot because he never shoots anymore, reverted fully back to greco bodylock wrestling and trips
figgy finna heem
>>145731470He's pretty good at that though, so who cares. His fight vs Stipe looked almost the same as the Shogun fight btw.
>>145731047Figgy is like 37 and Yan is just levels above anybody Figgy fought at bantamweight so far and he's made all of them too close for my liking.
thought about discussing aspinall vs jones but there's no point as it's never happeningwe should move on to discussing tom's future opponents, like gane, jailton, pereira etc
merabs never fighting again
Shit your mouth! Ali Abdelaziz
>>145731396reyes was never the same after this fight>>145731402tom is jones worst matchup at hw for sure>>145731436good post>>145731454What mean is that HW isn't really known for having the best skilled fighters, LHW has better talent overall. gane is toms worst matchup, i dont think he wins this fight
>>145731047Figgy by contentious decision that all the yancels cope about
>>145731480Yea most bum HWs are extremely vulnerable to that dunno if it work would on Tom
>>145731396some would say otherwise
>>145731081Monstrous
Miking the Chandler lads
>Yancels
>>145731512>bunch of videos of Jon in his primehe moves at 50% of that speed now
The ankle pick would be there for me against Jon Aspinall
>>145731512Jonessisters...
tom is bigger, stronger and faster than jon ever was
>>145731118She minge vs Feng is a battle between the two main Chinese ethnic phenotypes. Bet the house on Feng, btw.
>>145731542tom is gayer, dumber and uglier than jon ever was
>>145731529Yan made his bones in the UFC heeming decrepit veterans like Figger. If he doesn't simulate Figgy, he's truly flushed.
>>145731512that first video is from a BT show where Tom is going easy on someone that he's teaching
>>145731544>gayer,come on now even you don't believe that
>>145731547Holy cope
0 HeemsLess subs than NgannouRcoked in every UFC fightLadies(male) and gentlemenI present (you)Bum "Reddit" Trannyspinall>>145731547cope. shitspinall has zero grappling
poopzil been frothing at the mouth over tom for about 48 hours now kwab
>>145731555>Ladies(male)
>>145731554>>145731555you two should kiss
>>145731564I gotta respect Madame Xneed pronous
the one two will be there for tom
Tomala Harrispinall is the Poobert Shittaker of heavyweight
>>145731566Not interested in your sexual fantasies bong
>>145731555how about posting actual fights instead of playfighting? Swolekov >>>> the corpse of stipe
i need to see finland and brasil making love in this thread over their shared love of our tommy
eugh what’s that smell
>>145731579Why are scots so gay?
>>145731579Clozapedo is for Xircles and children only I'm afraid
>>145731573Quite literally when you think about it.GSPee beat Bisping(old man) and retired instead of fighting Shittaker(interim champion) calling out for a fight lower weight class champion(khabib) instead.very similar to the asspissshit/jones/pereira situation
>>145731547KWAB
>>145731588Sorry. I think I asspinall in my pants
>>145731577just how bad is volkov
>>145731605Bad like most hws but better than grandpa Stipe
>>145722228How come we don’t see more karate chops in the ufc
Dmitri smoliakov v Greg Hardy
>>145731605not bad since he was piecing trannyspinall so bad he had to sniff his jocks.
so who is not worse than stipe besides ciryl gane
they’re upset
>>145731620The Polar Bear
>>145731613That did not happen, I'm afraid you have ADS and need to take your medicine
>>145731575>>145731594you guys should get to know each other
The cope has started
>>145731212Hey thats dany boon
>>145731613Bro went out on the cuck trolley getting laughed at
>>145731637literal cuck chair. england so poor they couldn't even afford a stretcher
Colbybros we are so back
Gane has about as good a resume as Tom and nobody rates Jon win over him because it was too easy.
>>145731637>british medical system
>>145731648>england so poor>tf >tp
>>145731652Gane resume is better since he beat big Frank and Asspissshit is basically a less skilles and less powerful Frank.
>>145731649>capitalizes on yet another situation to potentially stay in the title picture You gotta respect it
WE won the story against Charles
>>145731669hes getting knocked out though
When heeming goes wrong
>>145731649
i still don't get how a bunch of drunks were coordinated enough to start a spontaneous "OVERRATED" chantI suspect foul play. That's not a regular chant that just spills out, it's very specific.....
i heemed in my pants this morning
>>145731637Kek shes having a blast laughing at this retard
bo niggal is already better than jamal hill and he was a contender series champion
blown out my schaubhole 3 days in a row
anonymous incel is out (blown schaubhole)
>>145731757
Imagine if Jon's brothers cared about MmaTimmy can't even beat Jon. Arthur and Chandler would snap him in half.
>>145731770Tom would run circles around the fat man tits one Chandler does look dangerous though
is this real?
jones is ducking squarepants
Forgive me for this utterance, do you think there will ever be a swedish (lmao) champ?
>>145731801There rightfully was
just got a 3 day ban from my favorite subreddit bros...
chandler is crazier than jon and sleems him
>>145731745Rotweiler go too rough on ya again?
me personally, I believe Buckley will beat the shit out of Cuckby, maybe even chin him. But I'm often wrong. All my boys die... Colby used to be my boy for a very short time...
>>145731790wtf is this crap
>>145731708They were chanting "UNDERRATED" at Craig because he was piecing Niggal up.
>>145731432
>>145731958Good heavens
>>145731833Kek
>>145731968Circles here, why did you just send me this on discord?
>>145732003let it go abdul
>>145732011>let it gotalmbout frozen B? Great movie never seen it
>>145731984holy dimes
Who is the Paul Felder (Analyst) of MMA competitors
remember wonk nose paki
>schizo meltdown finna commence
>>145732051MMA?
>>145732051video games are for children
the fear is real today
>>145732051Eurojank crap
>>145732051I'm just gonna watch the movie.
>>145732051I am an adult
>>145732056>insecure
>>145732056Explain EA Presents UFC 5 then.
>>145732051This is the K1 retard btw
>>145732086and?
>>145732088get a job
>>145732048>entire ufc after tonys 2025 comeback
>>145732088Based Oban “The Mutilator of Muslims” Elliott
>>145732086Based Thank you kickboxing for creating fighters like Alex Pereira and Dricus Du Plessis
>>145732111Dricus started in judo thougheverbeit
i run heem
>>145732116You can train in more than one martial art
i am heem
>>145732051yeah I haven't played a AAA game in a year or two I hope this is decent I just finished the trilogy last month
>>145732124all mma fighters do, are you retarded?
>>145732129very based
siding with smiff only because spann has that gay superman tat
Here is my opinion on MMA.They’re catty and obsessed with rules.
>>145732147Upvoted
At least Jon finished the inactive washed old man he fought, Shartles on the other hand.....
>>145732147Shivers (chills)
>>145732051is it good
>>145732147what racemixing does to a mf
ufc is for the birds
Wales now officially has a better fighter than Scotland
>>145732240Talmbout chicken legs egg heads and bird brains b
scot sisters are you ok
I hate aris and ariels with such a burning passion I cannot articulate
>>145732279The inexpressible feeling is mutual brother
Stipe should have done this
>>145732250>>145732257oor paul isnt done yet, dont count him out
>>145732323He should get Weidman but we both he it'll be some prospect instead
>>145732323Are Paulsey is a confirmed Boneschad he will be fine
>>145732354All he said was jones is a headcase, we don’t want your support
UFC FN Pawtucket: Paul Craig vs Chris Curtis
If not the Chris they should do Breajew vs GM3 The chills poster will love that one
>>145732400nah reindeer the riddler vs craig is the only fight to make
Paul Craig? Rumoured cum addict
>>145732375>weYou sad little cunt
>>145732411jujitsu vs jujitsu fights are always just bad kickboxing fights
>>145732418We being the people of ScotlandYou being a nation with no fighters and no medals
none of this is realyou've been heemed, wake up
>>145732411RDR vs Bo makes more sense
>>145732431That was uncalled for and you'll be sorry before long btw stay tuned big things happening
>>145732439No dickal has shown he’s too terrified of bjj fighters to take them down, it’ll be a repeat of the Craig fight, rdr and Paul will actually engage on the ground
crazy we live in a time when lionshart vs dookie dom is a bigger draw than jon vs stipe
You retard
here is the thing joe pyfer would beat bo nickal, but bo would still win
just remembered dariush was the backup for islam vs charles, if charles had ducked the first time we'd be living in the dariush era right now
>>1457324733rd hardest hitting man on the planet joe pyfer would heem no dickal dead
>>145732436I believe this
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH POATAN WITH A FLYING KNEE, JONES IS IN TROUBLE, JONES IS IN T--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH ITS OVER STOP THE FIGHT, STOP THE FIGHT HE IS OUT!! JUST LIKE THAT!OH MY GOODNESS, HOW ABOUT THAT? ALEX "POATAN" PEREIRA HAS DONE IT! WOW!!ALEX "POATAN" PEREIRA IS YOUR NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD AND THE FIRST TRIPLE CHAMP IN UFC HISTORY.Soon...
who needs mma when you have family
Reyes about to be on a win streak
Poopreira wouldn't even beat MW wrestlers let alone HW ones
When did you realize slopjitsu is the best base for MMA? For me it's when Khabib beat Al Iaquinta in striking despite not knowing how to throw a punch
>>145731684I’m actually favoring Buck too, which is weird since he was a gigacan at MW.>>145732439If RDR always fights like he did against GM3, him vs Abus should be a fun sloppy fight.
Colby about to be on a title shot
ColBBC stretching out his bussy for another blackening
Nickal never drew a nickel
literally all you have to do to beat colbitch is not back up to the fence, buckley will heem
>>145732527
Sex with Candance Covington
>>145732460Bones v Miocic would have been bigger four years ago. People move on as does the sport.
>>145732534
>"Bo beats Khamzat", whatever happened there
Did somebody say bussy juice?
the fags are being gay again
Whatever happened to Don Frye? The strong silent type?
>>145732575He went to japan and found out pro wrestling is better for his spinal and neurological health
>>145732546YNR Ryan Bader exposes Jones
jones loses to almeida, pav, blaydes, volk, aspinal, gane
Is Bo Nickal any relation of Bo Selecta?
How you gonna wake up and post on r/heem that Jon loses to Gayne
Am I the only one who doesn’t feel like MMA is a true martial art?It feels weirdly half-assed because it’s just taking a bunch of stuff from other martial arts with no consistency. There’s no real refinement as a result compared to something like Karate, which is much more comprehensive on its own
>>145731396the goat in action
He beat 16 Chechen taxi drivers, guy was 15-0 fighting a guy making his pro debut
>>145732619And what did he do after that?
>>145732626Mind break half of heem so badly they will never stop seething about him
>>145732541How did you know what I'm doing
Catching up on RIZIN, thank fuck they used the cage this time
Jamahal Hill. The hasidic homeboy!
>>145732647
Madame's Moldy Anus is giving her a Monday morning meltdown
20 years watching the UFC as a European fan, I compromised. I wanted to see violent championship heems at 10pm and go out to party after, I compromised. I stayed up to 5am watching a 5 round wmma co-main go to decision
>>145732634I'm a figment of your immagination
Tom Hasbeenall
>>145732677
Xolby Xovington has AGP (autogynephilia) and a BBC busted jaw
Now it's time for heem
>>145732724*heems you*
>>145732557Bussymeci needs a Brazza Daddy to spunk, spank, tape, rape and gape his BJJussy
>>145732727Truer words have never been spoken.
why couldn't bo do this? brendan allen has laid the blueprint
>>145732716>>145732727Factual posts.
>>145732749bo lacks the tard fearlessness of brendan allen
>>145732749Just wasn't his night man, just like last time
i fucking hate this shit, the whole event was pure unfiltered ass. not one good fightbringing out a retired firefighter for the disgusting cheater to pad his hw record agianst instead of the rightful contendermichael chandler got fight of the night because... he got laid on for 24 minutes and then stood upand nobody is talking about the ridiculous eye gouge in the second round. fuck thisfuck this gay ass shit, if the yan fight next week isn't good i'm done with this semen slurping sport
why couldn't bo do this? caio borralho has laid the blueprint
paul craig sucks actually
>>145732784next ppv is for real ones and will blow that shit out of the water
>>145732785He should have gone for the KO at worst it turns into a mess like Burns Vs Chimaev and Craig has no heem power for a big dude
>>145730879You can tell this is fake. Hands always give it away
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>>145732813nah I was there
how hard you finna seethe at this pic?
Bo Nickal is handling his career with too much caution to be embraced by the fanbase. It's guys like Dan Hooker or Tony Ferguson that everyone loves.
>>145732838if he just starts saying alhamdulillah he'll have millions of nutriders
>>145732813
This mma show on goyflix is absolute ass some bint sent me clips trying to bond I'm actually offended plus it's in fren*h
Well, it starts with one
bryce mitchell vs kron gracie? i thought that guy gave up mma after losing to cub swanson there is a scenario were kron beats mitchell somehow, gets fast tracked to a title shot going 2-1 in the ufc because his name
>>145732921he came back last year or a couple years ago against charles jourdain and butt scooted to an embarrassing UD loss
>>145732931oh yeah i remember that, it was a very nostalgic performancewhy are they giving him bryce? he is failing up the rankings
>>145732931I thawlt Daner said (inb4 yeah yeah) after buttscootgate that he should find something else to do, at the post presser iirc
>>145732941maybe there are some oldheads still out there that care about the gracie name and he's a drawl. the whole card is full of meme fights
>>145732941Bryce was heemed into the living death in his last fight. It's nice to ease him back in with a non-striker
>>145732931>>145732953>making fun of buttscootTake BJJ seriously guys
>>145732931umm sweetie butt scooting is the peak of true combat
>>145732941why is kron gracie in the ufc at all
>>145732979Fuck i hate bjj so much
Fluffy would absolutely molest bo
Fun fact, Matt Huges shattered GSP entire skeleton https://youtu.be/INhr-2wwpk4
>bo nickal is 28wtf i thought he was supposed to be some young buck future prospect we were easing into the sport? this dude is older than topuria
28 is the new 58. You're ancient bruhmeng.
I'm really sure I remember Daner directly saying Kron was done maybe I'm too sober or something
Aspinall told GODru that Masterclass mick has a big name opponent. It can only really be Lewis or Shoeyvasa
>>145733053i was getting worried that slick mick might be a plodding decision merchant but now that i know he can heem the sky is the limit
>>145733053Is Tom really running around doing that, after it ended so well for Ariel the one time. Dear oh dear and off to PFL he goes
>>145733080he didn't even say the name you SPED, pure Aspinall derangement
borralho/nickel is the fight to make(bo gets permaheemed)
>>145733030He’s only been a fighter for 3 years. Face it, kid is going to keep improving and defend the 185 strap 10 times
>>145733088You seem worried friend
I wasnt planning on watching any more cards this year until I found out one of royce gracie's prodigies is fighting thugnasty on 310
GODmas CHADspinall will absolutely destroy KWAB KWABES (Jon Jones).
>>145733128Worried about your mental state, ADS is a serious ailment.
>>145733053I figured it would be a Spivak type fight. It would jump him up the rankings but Tuivasa or Lewis would be a way funner fight and would be better for his career.>>145726529Can't wait until you crawl in a hole and die, old ahh yellow teeth having fat bald boomboom. >NNOOO y-you can't respond to me on an old thr-ACK!!!!!!
>>145733155I've mentioned my very simple and not too comprehensive requirement to boy Aspinall and he's yet to oblige
New fighter nickname just dropped: "He/him".
In this one moment Bo had his entire aura sapped away instantly.
shavkat vs garry one of the most electric fake fights you could make at welterweight
>>145733129Is this the famed hero position?
>>145733179>the man who is supposed to beat KhamzatYou would never see this happen in a Khamzat fight. Never.
>>145732654
apologize
>>145733165i wonder what that it is, filthy jonfag
Did Jones cut like 10-15lbs for fun? I noticed he looked like he was low bodyfat at the weigh ins and the gettys pre-fight pics. Then in the octagon he looked bigger with the belly he had against gayne.
>>145733216Jon Jones bombed serbia. Deal with it.
>>145733179More serious was when cody threw bo off of him
>>145731081I'm the first to say this shit is nasty but women formed like this awaken something in me and I am once again reminded that I am nothing more than a nigger
>>145733213nobody disrespected him
I just do these tings
>>145733250fucking kek
>>1457332161 (one) hatecrime even a tweet a la Conor would be sufficient but he's too reddit, like you tonibler
>>145733265Talmbout dem tings dere vis a vis bluku music b?
>>145733277He wanted to finger Nina (a minority), isn't that enough?
>2 PM>have taken 4 shits today
>>145733299Even Leon asked her if she's an arab to her face and Ole Bonesy asked if she's mexican, that would be okay
>>145733205Bo is more of an early early Kamaru Usman/Belal type fighter. He only goes 30% unless he needs to. A perfectionist, if you will. Now imagine an Usman with better wrestling against Khamzat... I think we know what's gonna happen. And we REALLY know what happens when Khamzat gasses. If they let him patiently work up the rankings and "don be rushin'eem" then he obliterates Khamzat. If you're a khamzat fan, you want him to fight him right the fuck now. That's the best chance he has at beating Bo. But it has to be right now.
>>145733277he endorsed the mma guru who was under fire for making fun of chandlers adopted black children last week
>>145733277Asking to finger Nina is considered misogynistic terrorism in the UK, checkmate
>>145733307Has Mike called for adoption yet?
if buckley sleeps colby i'm just gonna kill myself man
When I die I wanna go out like TKZ
>>145733313By proxy does NOT count>>145733324Is misogyny a hate crime now jfc what's even left
>>145733342Lets make it happen then.
>>145733342might as well do it now since it's inevitable
I put my name and reputation on EVERY post I make.Schaub beats Jones 99 out of 100 times.If you want to be a Lord like me, take your credit card out of your Ridge Wallet® and head on over to Scottishland.com and buy an entire parcel (1 sq ft) of Scottish land. This will make you a Lord, just like me!
Tom Aspinall vs Jon Jones
>>145733376Fr*ck the he*k off Chael
>>145733379No
>>145733379I don't think Jon has earned it yet. He needs to get some more names on his resume
Yan vs Feigeuiredo is spice.
yan always fights right before an wmma match
What game did the K1 Scot fag talked about ?
>>145733398Yes
>>145733247He looked way bigger than stipe in the cage but maybe it’s because he has skinny ass legs
yan gets submitted faster than garbrandt
Big Mayra moving back down to flyweight
>>145733413Welsh and stalker 2 but just watch the film (original) don't be a pleb Solaris is also very acclaimed by the same individual
>>145733428just a teeny tiny heeminder that drained flyweight Mayra is hot with all the fat draining from everywhere but her massive tits. We shall see how her new cut goes
>>145733452Hrm sexual
Yan by murder.
>>145733444There is a stalker movie ? And why did someone talk about a trilogy
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>145733473I'm not just a pretty mouthguard rack
FACT: Khabib is the goat
>>145733445>2 Brazilians >1 Brit>1 Afro-American>1 Arab>1 South African>2 Georgians >1 Dagestani
>>145733498
>>145733445merab should be cut
>>145733494Wreslting usually translate well into boxingHe tried too much chinkerys/chinoiseries like we say in french
>>145733498Why are you calling him an afro american? That makes you sound extra racist or some shit
Pereira vs Jones, who has the most tolerable smell 30 minutes after taking a shower?
>>145733516Saw clips of your netflix mma show it looked like a benetton ad
whoever said the fight night would be better than ufc 309 was right
Jonesbros... our response?
>>145733481
>>145733551zesty
ngannou is coming back to heem jones
>>145733551how does one get heemed like this
>>145733548Got to be the smallest man I've ever seem with a name like Tafa must just be half Pacific Islander
>>145733551You can tell he wasn't out because his eyes weren't closed.
>>145733311>early early Kamaru Usman/Belal type fighterBo Nickal is 30, his technique isn't going to get much better and hasn't been getting better, and he fights nothing like either of those guys Belal is a chain wrestler who'll mix offensive jiu jitsu in to his takedowns. Usually when his fights hit the ground he'll immediately move to a dominant position and keep it. He isn't bumbling through submissions and almost losing position like Bo did against PickettUsman is a defensive wrestler who's main strategy revolves around being nigh unmovable and grinding his opponents down with his clinch work and cage wrestling. He apso hits much, nuch harder than Bo NickalBo on the other hand is a very orthodox wrestler. He doesn't have much output, his clinching isn't that special, he can be taken down, and most importantly, he has a history of losing tests of strength. He's just not the best athlete. I can't see him being string enough to compete with Khamzat. He should think about going to Welterweight
>>145733523Because america is so diverse that i need to precise it
>>145733557Refer to >>145733481
so what youre saying is zero(0) european champs
>>145733557Stipe did the same pose
>>145733548KEK
>>145733575Ilia
>>145733548Jones would murder NgannouHe is overratedOnly Aspinall can beat him
>>1457335571. run into a beast2. get peached
>>145733591Jones didn't fancy that bet
>>145733587Georgia is not in Europe
Negotiating fighter pay on the Hunter Campbell rn
>>145733553I have been chuckling at this for far too long
>>145733591Current Jones is way too easily hittable. I can see Ngannou easily starching him up. If old man Stipe could land shots, Ngannou can easily overwhelm him
>>145733612It is b just barely
>>145733557stand still and i'll show you*heems you*
>>145733635Schaub would've been a terror at LHW. Fuck Joe Rogan
>you're not gonna win the title, therefore you must retire immediately :)rogan was jealous
>>145733679Rogan is a short bald midget with no hair he has lots to be jealous of Schaub over
I worry about your commitment to the sport Schaub, even though you've been ranked before and knocked out fucking Cro Cop, I'm worried about you man
>>145733498or... >2 brown brazilian champs>a white brit>a black american>a brown american (Palestine can have him)>a white south african>a white georgian and a mix georgian (If palestine gets belal than abkhazia gets to claim topuria)>a white dagestani
>lose to a top contender once>all the sudden you need to retire in mmaJoe is a fucking retard. Justice for Schaub.
>>145733679Schaub should've rebuttal with "I must challenge myself or face the eternal throes of regret. The conquest of greatness is greater than the achievement itself." Fuck Joe
Why does Cenk's nephew talmbout mma I can't think his audience even watch it and we've all seen him throwing hands and legs
dickriding rogan cost him at the highest point of his career. poetic
>>145733628this jones looked chinny af
mfw i witness a heem
>>145733732Kek
>>145733711
>>145733713Why are you watching Cenk's nephew?
>>145733628nigubu punches too slow. look at how gayne dispatched him on the feet. jones would heem naggumbo's bum knee and could literally run away from him until he's tired while teep/jab/leg kicking him. gambamaguuguu has shit wrestling b. don't forget aspinall's waterboy took down renan fereira just as easily and immediately finished him with ground and pound lol.
>>145733587West asian/caucasian
>>145733769PeeFL prob shadowbanned the videos of Renan getting keked by that bum.
>>145733759I'm not they suggest him to me sometimes, my algorithm and trail is random, he seems to have some video on JBJ and are Daner though lmao imagine shartsan is an accidental gurucel kek
>gane beats volkov>jones loses to aspinall>aspinall loses to gane>blaydes vs volkov title eliminator>gane loses to blaydes>blaydes loses to almeida
>>145733804prime barnett wipes em all out
>>145733754a cry for help if i ever seen one
>>145733819They don't call him Daniel "Death Croak" Cormier for nothing b
>congrats jon. i see u
>>145731023Count the wifebeaters in this picture...
Blowjob jitsu innit
>>145733842Bros, will Ngubu ever come back and heem (or be heemed by) Tom? Sick of the HW being full of tall fat fucks. Need from actual uge bois in there.
>>145733884Good morning saar
>>145733842>sorry ngubu I can't give you the money you're asking for even though you are the strongest man alive and can ko'd any negro in this division and are too good to cut>OMG JON JONES I WILL HAPPILY GIVE YOU A GORILLION DOLLARS TO FIGHT TOM SO YOU TAKE THE FIGHT
I dreamed tom heemed gane with a punch to the shoulder while they were scrambling. Gane had blonde hair with a dricus style haircut
>>145733570>He should think about going to WelterweightYeah bo looks very undersized for the top MWs, post-bulk Khamzat is a lot bigger and stronger let alone Dricus >>145733791The weirdest part of that was people on heem insisting that gigacan would kill magumbo, I don't even like Ngubu but that was like some kind of mass psychosis >>14573388438 year old Ngannou would get slept like Poovlovich he's kinda slow now and has basically turned into a wrestler
>>145733897Too retarded to negotiate himself + too stupid to get people interested in watching him and a short sighted shit manager that ngoobs ended up firing lol.
>>145733884Dana will never let Francis back into ufc
Jones ducked Ngubu, he didn't even put any muscle on in the three year lay off he just got fat
>>145733917Magumbo DID look worse than that guy and had been heemed recently. I thought Gubu would blob out a decision, personally.
>>145733917fat frank is not good and had just been gigaheemed by gayj, it was entirely possible that renan could put him out if he landed
>>145733698>white>brown Kys
>>145733897Hate him or not but Jones is a decent draw, he usually gets around 700k buys. Ngubu couldn't even break 300k against Gane .
>>145733628Jones has an iron chin and he would just wreslte fuck him
>>145733981ya seethin, bindumesh?
>>145733923Before his glazing campaign Dana admitted it was Jon who priced himself out of the fight not Francis
if you saw his last fight you'd know that ngannou is objectively shit
>>145733984ngubu vs jones would had been huge
>>145734008heeminder after frank heemed stipoo dana was saying jones should cut down to middleweight instead
>>145734008>willingAnd the PooFC was willing to in the end. Nguubu never brought in the money he was asking for. Otherwise they would give him his gorillian gubu bucks. It's pretty simple. They like money and give you money if you make them money.
Eating some penis butter and jelly sandwich
>>145734037>And the PooFC was willing to in the end.no they weren't, Jon wanted more money for Ngubu because it knew it was a more dangerous fight Same reason Jon is willing to fight Stipe or Pereira on his contrahct but wants a big pay bump for Aspinall
Just having a penis butter and jelly sandwich for today
>>145731023Kid Rock happy as hell
I don't trust anything Daner says
>>145734051Um... What the freak?? That doesn't sound like a typical comestible!!
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>>145731611Hard to pull off effectively.
>>145730821HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>jon “cherry-picked dance around the ring” jonesIs there any fighter who’s more overrated? He hits like a bitch.
