Fuck mondays
>>145722992Randy's gonna have to eat so much cock in this thread now
My penguins (:
>>145722992what an asshole
>>145723027Florida is full of villainous teams
>>145723003Wow anon... who asked?
>>145723013Math Jumpscare
/Hersch/
Seattle Kraken.That's it. That's the post.
Why is it posting random nonsense for anyone talking negatively about Carolina?
>>145723052us wagies sense monday approaching
/playoffsbound/
>>145723003oh it's monday tomorrow? i didn't even notice.
>>145723084Why are you crying so much?
>>145723081/KRAK/
>>145723084>go to Italy for two weeks>lose more weight even when eating tons of carbs and what not>return to america >gain it all backhmmm
>>145723116I'm not. Carolina's good. Their real test is in April again as always.
>>145722974>he's not glad to get a winmaybe because >your shit team always loses lmao
>>145723112>that feel when tfw working from home tomorrow
>>145723131Dude if you have to tell me that you aren't crying.. thats a bad sign
>>145723140Who is crying over a regular season game? Carolina has been phenomenal so far and nobody is going to take that away unless you're obsessed with the randy persona.
>coping>seething>obsessed with >my fucking canesies YET AGAIN
>Thread just started>Canes got a win>Randy is crying anyway
>heems everyone ITT
krak
>>145723133>tfw working home all of next week
>>145723167>I-I-I'm not worked... you're w-worked...Sad!
>>145723202I've gotta agree desu
>>145723276>>145723202based
eat cock randy
>>145723112fuck you neet
>>145723305atrocious post
>>145723305still thinking about them, huh?>>145723340solid post
Canes fans are getting cocky again
Good evening I'm John Shorthouse coming to you from the ancestral lands of John Longhouse
>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/
>>145722992What did he mean by this?
>>145723467The Canes are trash
>>145723509stay madstay seethingstay obsessed
>>145723452does spamming the same memes on 4chan every single night fill the void in your life after bud raped you?
For me it's listening to Everett and Al on the radio
>>145723601when it violates the rules, just report it
>most dangerous lead in Lost Wages
>>145723647answer the question, rapey >>145723601
Will Vegas send another puck at a porn slut this season
very few, if any, of these posts are good
>>145723691Vegas doesn't have enough intrigue and controversy for a team that, let's face, is owned by the Mobshould be way more dead hookers and drug busts
>the second best city in Alberta
>>145723732Retard
>Strome has assisted on all 11 of Ovechkin’s goals this season. Strome is one of two players ever to record an assist on 11 consecutive Ovechkin goals (Nicklas Backstrom: 11 from April 6 to Dec. 15, 2011).
>>145723766You know your life is hollow and meaningless which is why you can't answer the question
>the district of Columbia
who won the stl canes game
Thoughts?
>>145723896anyone who didn't watch
>>145723901summarize this in 1 stat line for me
>>145723901None but if I was like 25% more autistic I would probably have a ton
>>145723901what is this? Crosbys record against other 1st overall picks? There have been a lot of shit first overall picks.
>>145723617there's something comfy about it
>>145723980you shouldn't walk on the grass apu it's filled with dirty old needles and syringes
>it's time for the threadly reminder
>>145723875>How it feels to chew 5 gum
>>145723973Yes. He has played against 37 other first overall picks in his career. The only first overalls to outscore him head to head>Mat Sundin by 2 points>Alexandre Daigle by 2 points>Joe Thornton by 5 points>Patrick Kane by 6 points>Nathan MacKinnon by 3 points>Connor McDavid by 20 points>Nico Hischier by 2 points
>>145723732wym? 42/65 of my posts have been good (make it 43/66)
>>145724088Its his casual acceptance that does it for me.
>>145724123Daigles biggest accomplishment
my nuckies are playing AGAIN??? holy guacamole
have they tried unplugging filip chytil and plugging him back in
>>145724238stay comfe nuckyᶘ ◕ᴥ◕ᶅ
>>145724123maybe mcdavid is elite
>>145724284comfe is a codeword for cozy ʕ •́؈•̀)
>there are people on 4chan who spam "bud1" and "bud raped you" every waking moment on the dayTruly a sad existence.
My Capies :)
Mika is a mental midgetRyan Lindgren's body is falling apartK'Andre Miller is lazyZac Jones is a manletKakko can't finishChytil is diedRempe can't hack it in the NHLReilly is been decent on the 1 RW and Will Cuylle looks great but the rags are toast this year. They need to shake things up before the deadline.
>>145724428>Rempe cant hack it in the NHLno shit
>>145724428Don't forget how Trouba blows and is massively overpaid
>>145724331das rightヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ人ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
>>145724444Xheqt
ovechkin scored tonight :)
>>145724428Don't worry, they will trade for a guy who sucks
>>145724492will we miss him when he's gone?
>>145724492A Strome is going to help destroy a Gretzky record
>>145724522I hope he explodes
>>145724521Just like my islanders
>>145724538odd request
>>145724521They should trade for Taylor Hall and make him play 3rd line centre
caps are a top 5 team right now btw fyi
>>145724586excuse me
>>145724492based
>>145724572Trade for Taylor Hill instead
>>145724586That's what the PLD brand does for a team.
>stats guyyikes
my capies :(
>the city of Washington
>>145724618Of fucking course he's playing well on the Caps and not on the Kongs after they seriously overpayed. Hey Pierre, eat shit.
>coal saar
the nashville predators are 5-10-3>the nashville predators are 5-10-3
eichel is real nifty that's for sure
>>145724660stamkos should consider retiring
>>145724660you can't just quote yourself like that
>>145724586
PLD isnt even playing tonight. Does anyone know why?
>>145724744sprained his bussy
>>145724737source: dude trust me
>>145724744Probably napping, not giving a shit as usual. That or tummy ache.
>>145724744>>145724521
Oh wait he is in the lineup my bad
>>145724660I would give it until the trade deadline, if things don't turn around, and you keep dropping points, I'd sell heavy at the deadline.Dump everyone we can over age 26. Make room for the guys in Milwaukee.RoR, Novak, Nyquist, Sissons, Smith, McCarron, Lauzon, Schenn, Carrier, and Jankowski would all go in this scenario. If we really think we can win with this group, then I don't want to lose these guys, but the team is showing that they cannot win as currently constructed.Skjei, Josi, Forsberg, Stamkos and Madchessault all have NTC or NMCs, so they cannot be moved. That is enough veteran leadership to hopefully help out the new guys. Everyone else is under 26.If you want to keep ROR just because our other Centers being developed are not ready yet, I won't complain.Trade for prospects or NHL players instead of picks because picks won't get to the NHL for approx 4 years. David Jiricek (CBJ), is an example of a player I would target. He was the 6th overall pick a few years ago. He didn't play a lot in his draft year, or he would have been picked higher. You could argue that he hasn't done much in Columbus, and that is very true. But we are good at developing defensemen, and I would take our chances at developing a defenseman over a forward. I know people are going to point to Fabbro as a failure, but Fabbro was forced into the lineup because we traded Subban. Defensemen who play in Milwaukee are genrally better than their draft position. Carrier and Del Gaizo are just the recent examples.
>>145724801They cant afford PLD
early celebration, congrats Argies >you do it, yay!!
>>145724829not readin even a bit of that
always love seeing these bench beauties interview a player or coach on the fly
>>145724887It says nashville should trade everyone over age 26 except the boomers with NMC and NTCs
>>145724902Hockey IQ of 150
>>145724902she reminds me of Gilda Radner
>>145724924thanks, bro.
>>145724829https://streamable.com/j4n218
>>145724428>K'Andre Miller is lazythe constant glazing of this bum is hilarious
I heard Eichel like getting the back of his neck squeezed
>>145724971Fans have been pretty upset with him this season, even before he heemed Chytil
Bombers deserved to lose
BISCUITSIN THE BASKET
kraken aren't playing like shit today, though the pp is still a fucking joke
based OVI
Ovi is going for a hat trick tonight :)
Are the Caps actually good or does everyone else suck
>>145725177Samsonov deserves to get lit up by him
>>145725193both
>>145725193I, too, remain skeptical
>>145725194Remember when Ovi was screaming at him when they lost to the bruins?
>>145725193I mean they made the playoffs last season and added some decent pieces in the off season.
>>145725286He and Vanecek did throw that series away
>>145725291If PLD makes it further with the caps than with the kangz I’ll blow my Brian’s out
>samsonov
My capies :)
bros I can't get enough of her...
>>145725388I can tell she knows Gary
>>145724123/hoc/ told me mcdavid was a bust
>>145725193you suck
>>145725346A bubble team that hit on everything in the offseason. LT and Roy good FA pickups. Chyrchrun was undervalued, PLD got for a cap dump, McMichael and Protas put it together, Vrana was free, Mangiapane and Eller were cheap, FA 4th liners always look good with Dowd, Ovi was clearly playing injured when he was shit last year, got rid of Kuznetsov, and then Backstrom and Oshie had the good grace to LTIRetire. I still don't think >we'll go far but they did a lot right and got lucky on a retool.
>>145725478but he is
>>145725403yikes
It's time. It's 7 p.m. pacific time and that is when gary said the Canucks game starts so everybody should tune in now or else they will miss the first part of the game.
>>145725541Gary operates on island time
>>145724123there are only 35 players on that list.
>>145725541not until the capitals game ends, then the rags game, then ill turn on the canucks game
>>145725541can't, busy
>>145725564>>145725565can't believe you chumps were duped into watching those snooze fests
>>145725564he's so close :)
>>145725564
the nhl is just an entertainment businessit's not true hockey
>>145725564The screaming eagle is so based. Hope they drop the rock the red trash when Ovi retires.
what do we think about Crosby and Malkin heading to the caps for an Expendables-esque cup run?
>>145725635Would enjoy the yinzer seethe but it's a bad fit. They just got Eller from them.
uhhh that's not quinn hughes
>>145725575kraken beat the isles, nucks lost 5-2. don't think i'm going to miss much with nashville
whatever happened to that brad lambert guy?
queefer sherwood
The Rangers and the hockey mommy team are serving up slop!
The Kraken are currently playing incredible hockey
>crapitals aren't on a losing streak at current moment>greasy retard fans come crawling out of the woodwork to suck themselves off all over the nice clean /hoc/ floorwhy does Gary allow this
>>145725794Wow, that's awesome! How many goals so far?
>>145725756I think he got sent to the ECHL when his dad got fired
>>145725806None but considering there were the extreme underdog in the betting odds everywhere that's sort of a testament to how it's going
>>145725806None! We're not getting btfo yet!
>>145725805I just shit post about whatever game I happen to be watching
>name is lankinen>uses his lanky legs to make saves
This made me think of all of you
>>145725756Point per game NHL scorer
>>145725888"Malicious narcissist" is a little too much for me but "careless narcissist" probably fits, thank you benzos professor guy
>>145725888>boomer sociologist tries to understand internet shit posting
>>145725805>implying I haven't been here forever
>>145725866Then you are an npc
Huomenta but the opposite
>>145725919Maybe on planet retard
>>145725888lolLMAO even
Wow that Canucks guy disappeared pretty quick
>>145725981who, me?
>>145725888lmao I always put lmao in my posts
> K> R> A> K
>>145725987I notice you had no clever comment when the nuckies got scores on
oh fug
Nice defence
>>145726004yeah I tried real hard to think of one but my brain started to bleed
>>145726018We'll be ok... they just need more of our schizo internet support
>>145726025I hate when my bread bleeds too
lmao ginger prince was at the grey cup
i wish vegas had won the first year just for the seethe
AH CHOOO RAT YOU
brannstrom is on a heater I tell ya
>>145726079Finnish Mcdavid making is happen
nuckie bros we are so back
K'Andre Miller backchecking on Brandon Tanev was actually a sick play, I just assumed it would be two QWOP guys crashing into each other
>>145725888Have you washed your penis yet?
for me its zachary hes happy
garly is such a shyster
>>145724801
>Ratshit still hasn't scored a goal for the Canucks
my rangers are winning despite playing bad
>>145726079when does he have a fight with Marchand over who gets to be king rat?
>>145726167
>>145726167Am I the only one here who thinks this is actually a good game? I think both teams are kinda killing it
My Kraken will have to score a minimum of 2 goals if they intend to win this game.
>>145726167retard
danton heinen and his little hiney
>>145726234It's pretty good. Kraks are playing better than expected.
>>145726167it was in
>rags
>>145726277They're winning though
>>145726197
MY OVI :)))HATTIE
Ovi hatty
OVI HATTY :DDDDD
>kniggers
when will shannon be making a statement about the grey cup champions?
>>145726334Who the fuck cares?>rags
based ovi gg capsbros
>>145726408Well its pretty silly to >rags post when the Rangers are winning. It makes you look like a whiny bitch.
why dont onhockey steams work properly anymore?
HAT TRICK HEROES
>>145726468Is that why you're crying about it?>rags
>poobauer
my raggies :)
Fuck.
gg rags lookin like it's over
Still have no idea if Zac Jones is actually good or if he will go -63 on the Sharks next year
Gotta love that loud roar at Climate Pledge Arena when the Rangers score.
cummiescummiescummies
>>145726541It's CP Arena chudtard
not sure if i'm gonna login
Fuck the Kraken they were never good
>>145726510Is that Tanner Pearsons wife?
>>145726568I want to believe
>>145726468okay, but have you considered>rags
>>145726538He has great puck handling skills and high hockey iq but he is a 5'10" manlet that doesn't hit people. All of your defencmen need to be able to play physical in the playoffs if you want to win.
>>145726468this little bitch is actually crying that someone posted>ragsthe absolute state of rags fans kek
they need to show that female coach
getting railed in a gangbang
>>145726670you are gay
We should sexualize a cute twink PWHL assistant coach
islexissters... they officially credited raty with the goal....
>>145726697agreed
>>145726705Again, Vancouver won the trade.
>>145726696I dont think so pal
>>145726705the finnish connor mcdavid
Pettershit
On almost any other team they would've found a way to get rid of Grubauer in the off season. Same shit different year. a 2-0 lead might as well be a 5-0 lead to this team. :(
Marchessault On the preds feels wrong
>>145726705A good Canadian boy like Bo is worth a hundred euros.
>>145726913They signed some big names this offseason, very exciting
>>145726913The Preds just feel wrong
The Predators have been a respectable franchise for over 20 years.
Imagine choosing to be a defenceman
>nothing replaces workRay Ferraro seems like a good man and an inspiring father. Why couldn’t Landon stick in the show?
>>145726954ooga booga
>>145726913that greedy faggot is getting what he deserves
The Predators have been a forgettable franchise outside of Pekka memes
>s3attle
>>145727033>he doesnt know about the old days of david legwand and stevie sullivan
>>145726874YOU WERE SAYING YOU BICCCCCCCCH
I have never said a negative thing about Elias Petersson or his contract.
This team needs to be executed
Same and I've never set foot in a pumpkin patch i swear
I’d like to thank the cucks for scoring
>>145727062Krivokrasov
>>145727175>In 1992 Krivokrasov was accused of beating a pregnant woman after she requested money for an abortion.[1] In 2002 Krivokrasov was accused of assaulting his wife; ripping her hair out and shoving her down steps.[2] In 2023 Kriovokrasov and his brother were accused of raping a woman stemming from an incident in 2000.[3]Nvm maybe not
>>145727206I thought this thread was a fan of rape
Rangers win! >rags posters BTFO
STAMMER
FUCK YOU STAMKOS
victory
>>145727240>N-NOOOOOOOOOO THEY CAN'T MAKE FUN OF MY RAGS NOW>rags
>>145727240GG... quick is fucking incredible.
>>145727240Congrats to Jonathan Quick on another shutout in his HoF career>rags
nice whiff kwabSSSSCCCCAAAAARRRRRRR
QUEEFER SHERWOOOD
I fucking hate the cucks
>>145727240yeah, against xheattle lmao congrats i guess
Wish I was a fan of a west coast team, waking up at 6am and fast forwarding through two periods of hockey while sipping your morning coffee before watching the 3rd live is so comfy
>>145727336Hey there bud... when you talk shit about the shit show of a city that my regional hockey team is located in you talk shit about all of us, k there bud?
>>145727328why is that little man?
How many goals have been teed up for the cucks this period for them to whiff on
STAMMER IS SO BACK BABY
>cantpucks
FUCK STAMKOSS
Was Stamkos a power play merchant when he was on Tampa or is this a new development for him?
>>145727654It's always been that way
>>145727654He's been useless at 5v5 since his 2013 leg injury
>>145727654a poor mans alex ovechkin
anybody have the reaves on nurse hit webm?
Winning a regular season game against a mid team is like winning the cup to >rags fans
>>145727840Nothing wrong with celebrating a nice regular season win.
>>145727805damn dude, you didn't even try to fucking google it
pettershit
>>145727922i know im really lazy
Let me check my computer
thanks man
sent :)
Why did sportsnet replace Iain MacIntyre? Canucks media legend just thrown away.
naw i don't have one i thought i made one but it's not here. I guess I'll make one while i'm here but it won't be the best.
>>145727960Wow my computer is full of Canadian retards
no prob ill take what i can get
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I literally can't stop farting and cursing at the CanucksSomeone pray for me
>>145728067kek
actually that webm was shit here's a proper one ill be outside if anyone needs me
>>145728120kwab
will the nucks win or lose
who we playing rammer
>>145728172Overtime loss.
we should've hazed the new utah posters bet we could've gotten them to do some funny fucked up shit
Canucks need to score some goals
come on garly lets go garly>ah ah ah yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biZlEtaXbw8LETS FUCKING GO PUT ME THE FUCK IN COACH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPUT ME THE FUCK IN COACH
>>145728120LMAO
YOURVANCOUVERCANUCKSARE GOING ON THE POWEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPLAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
lmao imagine if Marlo Ranalo was a hockey commentator
Just shoot it at the Pred's bench. Every time you gain possession wind up a huge clapper and wire it head-height at the players. Aim for the unprotected face, eyes, mouth, and throat.
>>145727960no such thing as "let". That is a word the media trains you to use so your mind becomes subservient and they can rule over you easier
yep now pettershit is throwing tocchet under the bus just like he did to bruce
>>145728296>>145728120MAMA MIA TOPE SUICIDA
>>145726705its 4-2 Predators
Ban check for posting 18 year olds
>look at preds record>10 points How?! With this roster?
Why don't the Canucks just try harder than the Predators. Just simply assess the level at which the Predators are trying, and then tune your own level of trying to a point or 2 higher than them. For example if the Predators are trying at a level of 7, readjust do that you are now trying at a level of 9. It's not hard and it would guarantee victory. Can somebody get Tocchet on the line?
1993
>>145728390they need time to gel
Laffs should dump marnerjeet and moron really on preds for O'Reilly and Josi and Stamkos. Throw in a #1 and a prospect. Get treelover on the phone.
>>145728390old farts and midgets not a good team makes
why the fuck is miller benched
>FRAUD ALERT>FRAUD ALERT>FRAUD ALERT
FREE JT
>>145728390binnington needs more help
>>145728444O' Reilly literally left the Laffs because he knew he couldn't win with those cats.
Somebody needs to throw a pumpkin on the ice right fucking now
sherwood redemption arc
scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarmy nuckies :)
>>145728205like leave?
Smokin’ that Kiefer wrapped in a Sherwood
>>145728467queefin' in that wood
>>145728390They still have time to keep it an even 10
If the Canucks lose at home again I'm going to immolate myself at the pumpkin patch
the preds are gonna need to go on a 10 game win streak to get back in it
>>145728463yeah and you need to stop being gay
RELEASE MILLER NOW!
back to backs should not exist.
>>145728520there have been a ton of them this season for some reason
I'm out fuck you.
N/a/shville!
Hello gay idiots
>>145728536go do a haka nobody cares
>>145728536turn your monitor on
>Losing to the PredatorsWhat a joke of a hockey team
WE WILLRISEAGAIN
>>145728556Oh really who are you gonna lose to next? The Sharks?
>>145728566yes
>>145728575I really wish that the Canucks would stop pretending to be good
canucks are done this season. 1-2 on a 3 game homestand against teams below .500. just blow this shitter team up already. pettershit is garbage.
>>145728592>"pretending" to be goodTHEY ARE THOUGH BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
>>145728600>THEY ARE THOUGHDid you watch tonight's game? Who did they just lose to again?and 5 shots after 40 minutes of hockey against the Islanders?
>>145728600>good>tied with fumes
>>145728622SOMETIMES YOU GET UNLUCKY
>>145728624yeah but the nucks have 1 game at hand
the end
>>145728600>negative goal differentialOH NO NO NO NO NONONONONO
>>145728655Imagine if Demko wasn't injured. It would be +25 easily
>>145728661I do not believe that that would be the case.
>>145728622people who pour money into the jets is like expecting to get a bountiful harvest in the middle of the namiib desert lmao
>>145728600>+31
>>145728726I am surprised by this. Do the Jeets even have a strong D core or is the Caveman tendie just that good?
>>145728661>if our goalie who is always injured wasn't injured....
>>145728739Their shooters are finishing really well and Hellebuyck isn't in playoff mode.
MY FUCKING CLUBBIES LOST AGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN
has got to be the worst pun I've ever seen the NHL website writers come up with
>>145728842he scored a hat trick
>>145728853Oh I get it now
>>145728842why is he so perfect bros?
>>145728857some of them are a little tricky
Dig in, hats off
tarps off boys
dicks out gloves off
wife backed into the garage again but at least my clubbies won
>>145728907that reminds me of a video where a man and his wife were shovelling snow onto their neighbours property because they were cunts and then said neighbour executed the wife in the street, backed the man into his garage and said "pussy" and shot him in the fucking head.he shot himself in the head shortly afterwards.
she must still be cock drunk
>>145728907How many wives do you guys get
>>145728917I remember that one
LMAO look at all those funkoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSNUST_eKnY
>>145728928why do cantskates have such deep admiration for a numale?
>>145728917Heroes like that keep society polite
>>145728917is this the one with the priest and the baby?
>>145728928Even he managed to get marriedIs there still hope for us singlebros?
>>145728942just bee yourself
>>145728941no it's this one https://youtu.be/Id9pd8zfQcs?t=51I bet these people were Minnesota Mild fans. Classic behaviour of those sorts, really. Happens all the time to people who cheer for the MINNESOTA WILD NHL HOCKEY TEAM.
>>145728947One thing wrong with that I'm gay. But I have grand delusions of eventually being a normal person.
All my favorite boards are ded. You're all I have now /hoc/
when boeser come back
>>145728961Have you tried not sucking cock
>>145728961i'll suck your cock for ya
>>145728971never he gave up on tocchet
>>145728976i hate that. i love boeser.
>>145728970Love you bro (no homo)
>>145728980love you too homie
>Rick Tocchet said “I just went with the guys that I thought could get us back in the game” when asked about JT Miller’s limited ice time in the 3rd period. >When asked if it had to do with any sort of injury to Miller, Tocchet answered with a blunt “no”
>>145728991Yeah I don't get it. My first thought was that maybe Miller was repeatedly saying racial slurs at Joshua and Tocchet had no choice but to sit him to avoid controversy.
>>145728984
get a room queers
>>145728991I was wondering why anon kept posting free miller
>>145728991when's canadian halloween
wheres jen
>>145729016September 30th, it’s the day where everyone dresses like pumpkins
reminds me of that tragedy
The Great Dust Bowl
>>145728991Retard
>>145729043Where’s Kate
Ovi 29 away from passing Gretzky
>>145729016>>145729050And instead of saying “Trick or Treat” we go around saying “Truth or Reconciliation.” Then Trudeau goes surfing and freezes our bank accounts
>>145729094gonna do it against during their california road trip if you feel like scalping some dirt cheap shorks or ducks tickets>t.scriptwriter
Imagine your league leading goal scorer not being allowed to play in your gay little nations cup
>>145729094>>14572910828**
>>145729108He probably wouldn’t play those games so he could score at home
>>145729118>best on best>5/10 top goalscorers aren't allowed to play>2 more won't make it because of nepotism
>>145729118Cope
>>145729139didn't ask for your to do list
>>145729139>CopeAnd sneed.
>>145729145>>145729158Retards
>>145729162didn't ask about your parents
they should literally close /sp/ from midnight pacific to 5 am pacific
That was pretty funny
>>145729162Always signing your posts, bad habit.
Im thinking what id Gary surprises us and adds 2 more teams to the nations cup. Like a team north america for players left off usa and canada and a team europe composed of non finnish and swedish players. Like the world cup years back.
>>145729230if anything he should add 2 shitters like denmark and france for the sole purpose of getting whomped on by the big boys
>>145729238Canada is going to whomp the other 3 teams anyways
>>145729241I am not so optimistic, I think canada will be whomped because binnington is their starter
>>145729241Not with that goalie lineup.
>>145729230Rosters are due in two weeks numale
>>145729270? why so early, 4 nations is next year
fell asleep for an hour and a half or so
Gay anon needs to find some chad fag to take care of him.
Why are we pretending like it was Gary’s idea to ban Russia? Sweden and Finland’s hockey associations literally said they would boycott it if Russia was allowed in.
>>145729271It takes a while for Gary’s goys to make jerseys.
I'll be the first to say that Canada's 4 Nation's D-core is absolute DOGSHIT
>>145729286>why are we pretending the commissioner did commissioner things?
>>145729286Russia is evil and Gary did the right thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0GkG5mc0jE
>>145729286Took me a while but I found it. I think this was from fat numale Frank last year
>>145729314Based
>>145729325>>145729314Double based. Fuck Putin and his failing garbage mafia state.
>>145729291People are gonna get so mad when it's Makar and Pietreangelo and then 4 shut down guys
>>145729457kek
hello
hi man
>>145729522SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>145729527Please don’t talk to my boyfriend like that.
based adin hill old woman femcel fan
>>145729549Found this picture of you guys
>>145729556
for gary, james?
How did the Golden Showers let a fat 45 year old Russian score a hattrick on them?
>>145729570retard. knights are ovis greatest ally
>>145729573medieval russians didn't have knights
>>145729567nofor me
Im listening to an audio book about the history of porn and the woman just said that fitness and body building magazines started in the 1950s were just underc9ver gay porno magazines.
>>145729695Swede bros... this doesn't look good for us...
>>145729695KWAB
Someone left a bad review on Google about me lads.
its euro hours and zero euros have posted in HOURSbuncha chumps
>>145729763pwned
>>145729779Fuck them they called on the phone to my work and asked retarded questions so I treated them like the retard they are.
>>145729314The most based post I've seen on /hoc/ in years.
>>145729785seconded
>>145729570Justin Bourne (on Sportsnet's "Real Kyper & Bourne" show) began the 2024 season saying>Ovi is horrible>Caps are horrible>Caps only got good players to get Ovi record>This is an "EMBARASSMENT to hockey"He contrasted this with the "shrewd, calculated" moves that Kyle Dubas made with the Pens.You think you hate NHL media enough already, but you should hate them even harder.
Mornin' /hoc/>laffs>rags
>>145729803seethe moar
>>145729817>fumes>cucks
>>145729820? Canada has massively bigger titties than that rail thin skank
>>145729829That's actually padding.But, yes, Canadian women are fat, and Canadian men have no muscle tone.
>>145729829>rail thinbased russia
>>145729834we learned from americans what peak physical condition is
>>145729840Canadian players peak at age 20, when international players are just gettings started.We haven't even sent our Mormons to play hockey, yet.
>>145729820her titties are barely contained in the fucking frame
I don't live in or near Chicago.Yet last year, I saw at least $20,000 worth of Conor Bedard jerseys.Faggot hadn't played one minute in the NHLWhen he did it was, at best, underwhelming.Why are hockey fans such hiveminded, brainwashed, lemmings?
>>145729870>Canadian women are fat>Canadian men can't sexually satisfy them>Russia is evil.>Healthy women are evil.We heard you, bro.You keep thinking this is a BTFO.It's just that it's not.
>>145729851>boreballyour hockey team is carried by canadians
>>145729886back to the frontline ivan, kiss fpv drone on the lips for me please
>>145729851
>>145729887Our hockey team is carried by our 4th- and 5th-tier athletes.The dregs who couldn't compete in baseball, football, basketball, or, now, soccer.You literally play nothing else, pay insane amounts of money to do it, peak and flame out at insanely young ages....and then BRAG about this shitshow.We just laugh.
>>145729905When nobody was competing with them, Canadian guys got all the statistics.Like how all the richest men in Israel are Jews! Who'd have thought?Hockey Canada - a literal haven for creepy old Canadian faggots and their twink harems - isn't corrupt and doesn't have a homosexual mafia operating in the NHL and supporting Canadian players either, does it?
Yea not reading a word of that gobbledegook
>>145729912you dont just laugh, you buy jerseys with canadian men's names on the back of them
>>145729948cope harderliterally never bought a sports jersey in my life, and would never put any man's name on my body under any circumstances
>>145729949that is because you're poor, your fellow countrymen who arent do
Before its entire alpha population fled to America in the latter half of the 20th century, Canada was good.
>>145729952cope
>>145729955Don't wear their sweaters, but do share their beliefs.
>>145729960look at those twink faggotsboth of them complete shitters too
>>145729964Right.They literally wouldn't be able to make their high school JV football or baseball team.The sort of dudes who play hockey in USA.Cool guys, tho.
>>145729970i bet you love twinks
maybe i woulda been something you'd be good atmaybe you woulda been something i'd be good atbut now we'll never know(﹏)
>>145729973Nobody loves twinks as much as the old men in Canadian hockey.your boys know the deal:>let the old man suck, you get paid to hit the puckHockey Canada locker rooms make the Hollywood casting couches look innocentThe parents are in on it, too.
>>145729989the guy who has the twink faggots hugging each other saved to his device love them more
>>145729994>two dudes hug each other>Leaf begins thinking of anal sexkysyour government will even do it for you, no sarc
>>145730004>brings up anal sex from nowhere>blames the leafdelusion
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